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Transcript for 01-10-2015, 1254 lines:

00:00:54 BingoBoingo: The unnatural dietary and chemical excesses involved in high level football, when you remove the atheletics and chemical excesses amount to hamplanetary fast food consumption.

00:05:25 BingoBoingo: The hamplanetary lack of physical activity goes beyond lack of physical exercise to lack of ordinary human movement. i.e. using scooty puffs at the Walmart to navigate aisles instead of their own feet.

00:07:38 BingoBoingo: It is the physical manifestation of the spiritual and intellectual poverty affecting the US and reddit generally

00:12:11 Naphex: oh Hearn got banned from #b-dev

00:12:47 asciilifeform: l0l!! what's it take to get booted from a leper colony !

00:13:59 Naphex: jgarzik even tried too cry a river over it

00:14:35 asciilifeform: link? (they have log, don't they..?)

00:15:37 Naphex: http://bitcoinstats.com/irc/bitcoin-dev/logs/2015/09/29

00:15:38 assbot: BitcoinStats ... ( http://bit.ly/1P6ceBe )

00:19:00 asciilifeform: ;;later tell mircea_popescu what do you think of the notion of no longer relaying shitgnomatic tx-en - e.g., ANYTHING with 'soft fork' bits set, etc. ?

00:19:00 gribble: The operation succeeded.

00:20:30 asciilifeform: this'd be the ultimate 'vote with nodes', aha

00:20:51 asciilifeform: 'use actual bitcoin or fuck off', roughly.

00:20:59 phf: in philly i know a handful of "linebacker in college", who got "just a little bit out of shape", i.e. where former muscle if there was ever any all got turned into fat. that's people who are, when drunk, prone to challenging each other and me when i'm there to various acts of physical fitness, usually to fail miserably.

00:22:24 phf: all die hard eagles fans of course

00:25:03 asciilifeform: http://bitcoinstats.com/irc/bitcoin-dev/logs/2015/09/29#l1443550863.0 << l0l! same 'linux foundation' mircea_popescu has a fatwa out against ?!

00:25:05 assbot: BitcoinStats ... ( http://bit.ly/1P6cMqP )

00:44:42 BingoBoingo: phf: Linebackers tend to start out kinda fat already.

01:02:00 VariaVarietatis: ;;later tell pete_dushenski I'd be willing to help with the PR.

01:02:01 gribble: The operation succeeded.

01:19:07 cazalla: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=30-09-2015#1289083 <<< dog or cat is not a sport nor competitive endeavour and given we no longer go out and hunt as a group, it's the next best thing for kids to learn how to follow a leader, work with others, learn from other men how to be masculine, physically and mentally challenge others

01:19:07 assbot: Logged on 30-09-2015 23:52:21; asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=30-09-2015#1289073 << take up a dog or cat then - far better than footballer kid.

01:19:31 cazalla: obviously doesn't have to be football, but if that's the american past time, then let them play football

01:22:47 cazalla: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=30-09-2015#1289087 <<< what's this.. fat but fit, healthy at any weight meme? i think it more likely that a physically active person is not going to be a hamplanet.. obviously the lack of real food is a problem but only part of the problem

01:22:47 assbot: Logged on 30-09-2015 23:54:38; asciilifeform: 'hamplanet' as i understand is a mark of rancid, unrepentant, irremediable... spiritual poverty - rather than lack of physical exercise as such

01:24:30 BingoBoingo: cazalla: Many heavier people like Prince Fielder and linebackers are well exercised with some extra adipose tissue. Hamplanet chooses to utilize adipose tissue as a fortress for their spiritual poverty.

01:26:59 cazalla: i guess it doesn't matter anyway as american kids are now trans gender fags so you would have difficulty filling a football team full of boys who actually want to pummel the other team

01:30:30 adlai: deedbot-: http://dpaste.com/0RFBXMV.txt

01:30:31 assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1O90T47 )

01:30:31 deedbot-: accepted: 1

01:33:56 btcdrak: https://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/3n18en/mike_hearn_banned_from_bitcoindev_sept29/

01:33:58 assbot: Mike Hearn banned from #bitcoin-dev Sept/29 : Bitcoin ... ( http://bit.ly/1MHEo39 )

01:34:11 btcdrak: That thread is hilarious

01:34:28 btcdrak: looks like people are beginning to see past the veil...

01:41:18 BingoBoingo: Sweet

01:41:24 BingoBoingo: !up brg444

01:48:00 brg444: huh, about linebackers, I was under the impression they are all pretty much physical specimen

01:48:28 brg444: at least pro level linebackers are

01:48:57 brg444: re:hearn forking himself off #b-dev : hilarious

01:49:24 brg444: dude is about on the verge of claiming he's Satoshi

01:49:42 BingoBoingo: brg444: Pro sure. College they tend to keep a little extra adipose weight on for the blocking potential

01:50:05 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17250 @ 0.00068403 = 11.7995 BTC [+]

01:50:22 BingoBoingo: Then after college it often takes a couple years to get up to weight at a lean "pro" weight

01:50:45 brg444: and typically don't have access to NFL level strength training

01:51:44 BingoBoingo: Or the time. They can grow a lot of strength over the four years of college, but often they need more injury free time.

01:52:38 brg444: Don't think this can be generalized

01:52:47 brg444: lots of time they have to bulk up as well

01:53:11 BingoBoingo: Yeah

01:53:32 BingoBoingo: But bulking muscle takes years as opposed to weeks bulking adipose does.

01:54:21 BingoBoingo: In the college games schools like Bama tend to horde the genetic freaks who can pack on pro-level muscle over the college career.

01:54:47 brg444: was about to say: depends on the athlete indeed

01:54:58 BingoBoingo: And LSU has a tendency to catch shorter genetic freaks that do the same, but due to height slot into running back

01:55:14 phf: lsu?

01:55:26 brg444: baton rouge

01:55:49 phf: oh i see

01:56:27 brg444: BingoBoingo: these days some of these kids come with pro level muscle in HS though :/

01:57:34 BingoBoingo: Yes they do. Mizzou was luck to snag Terry Beckner Jr. this year. Giant from East Saint Louis. No need to redshirt him.

01:57:35 brg444: see Fournette most recently

01:57:36 brg444: freaky

01:57:59 BingoBoingo: Fournette is... prolly getting the Heisman

01:58:34 brg444: likely, thought Chubb would have a chance but at this point..

01:59:33 BingoBoingo: Chubb is handicapped by playing for Georgia which is going to have 1 or 2 embarrassing losses as is Georgia tradition.

02:01:22 brg444: he a sophomore too right?

02:01:38 BingoBoingo: Maybe?

02:02:34 BingoBoingo: When Mizzou plays Georgia this year I'm hoping we can just aim Beckner Jr. at him all game.

02:03:18 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 32800 @ 0.00068351 = 22.4191 BTC [-] {3}

02:04:56 BingoBoingo: But at least fucking Mauk is suspended 1 game.

02:05:56 brg444: What's up with the SEC though :D:D

02:10:39 BingoBoingo: I dunno. West other than Arkansas and Auburn looking good. Prolly Ole Miss or LSU to win the conference. East as it usually is is a mystery until the last day of play.

02:11:02 BingoBoingo: At least Mizzou swept its non-conference schedule

02:13:12 BingoBoingo: In other news, state of the art in American Fast Food innovation "priority" seating http://imageham.com/images/2015/09/30/imageab1b4.jpg

02:13:15 assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1GiLPcb )

02:15:21 brg444: I'm generally bored w/ football so far this season, most NFL teams are terrible

02:15:38 brg444: don't see the need for these "priority"

02:16:33 brg444: who'd shame themselves "dining" in at these places

02:18:35 BingoBoingo: Hamplanets in their spiritual poverty.

02:18:55 BingoBoingo: I'm generally bored w/ football so far this season, most NFL teams are terrible << I hope the NFL leaves St Louis.

02:23:38 brg444: the Hearnia is really sore, this is good

02:24:25 BingoBoingo: lol

02:24:55 brg444: of course he'd claim he fucking created SPV, wouldn't expect anything else of him

02:25:33 BingoBoingo: The Hearnia can likely in this case be treated non-surgically with a Truss

02:25:38 BingoBoingo: Old school style

02:26:08 BingoBoingo: http://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/inguinal-hernia/expert-answers/hernia-truss/faq-20058111

02:26:10 assbot: Hernia truss: Can it help an inguinal hernia? - Mayo Clinic ... ( http://bit.ly/1Vopeal )

02:27:05 brg444: wouldn't help with the kick in the balls he's gonna continue to get until he dares no more to show his face

02:28:23 brg444: i say we just be done with the whole area there. not that there'd be much to remove

02:29:22 brg444: do away I should say*

02:29:22 BingoBoingo: Well, he's prolly been kicked there to the point of torsion

02:37:09 brg444: still amazes me someone out there can turn on/off nearly 100,000,000 GH/S with the flick of a wrist

02:41:08 BingoBoingo: Not really.

02:44:52 brg444: no?

02:48:19 BingoBoingo: Not at all.

02:48:32 BingoBoingo: Some miners have to pay for electricity.

02:53:05 BingoBoingo: !up DreadKnight

02:53:11 BingoBoingo: !up TomServo

02:54:11 brg444: how is it that these variance seem coordinated by one or small group of actors? and if they do control that much hashing why would they have to pay for electricity

02:54:30 brg444: or maybe I'm just reading too much into a couple of charts...

02:56:27 BingoBoingo: Maybe reading too much. Maybe finding a trend.

02:56:59 BingoBoingo: But generally except for a few lucky chinese miners, the farms have to pay for electricity

02:58:20 mod6: http://therealbitcoin.org/ml/btc-dev/2015-October/000169.html

02:58:21 assbot: [BTC-dev] The Bitcoin Foundation: STATE OF BITCOIN ADDRESS ... ( http://bit.ly/1YPOq8V )

02:59:09 brg444: do they really...? i'm often curious if it is not "subsidized"

03:02:05 BingoBoingo: It maybe.

03:02:07 asciilifeform: ;;later tell mod6 ~Kelvin~ versioning

03:02:08 gribble: The operation succeeded.

03:21:22 mod6: thx asciilifeform, i knew that didn't look right.

03:21:29 mod6: :}

03:27:39 BingoBoingo: http://tinyhousetalk.com/not-tiny-but-i-like-tiny-houses/

03:27:41 assbot: I Like Tiny Houses But I'm Not Tiny, What Do I Do? ... ( http://bit.ly/1YPS2ru )

03:28:57 BingoBoingo: http://yro.slashdot.org/story/15/09/30/2043255/legal-loophole-offers-volkswagen-criminal-immunity

03:28:59 assbot: Legal Loophole Offers Volkswagen Criminal Immunity - Slashdot ... ( http://bit.ly/1YPSczd )

03:29:08 BingoBoingo: ^ Looks like MP is right

03:29:35 cazalla: deedbot- http://qntra.net/0915.txt

03:29:35 assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1YPSje8 )

03:29:37 deedbot-: accepted: 1

03:29:37 deedbot-: [Qntra] Qntra (S.QNTR) September 2015 Statement - http://qntra.net/2015/10/qntra-s-qntr-september-2015-statement/

03:39:35 BingoBoingo: !up tripleslash

03:43:30 tripleslash: hi kids

03:43:45 BingoBoingo: Hai

03:44:05 tripleslash: I should change my wot nick so I can auth

03:44:35 BingoBoingo: Mebbe

03:45:29 BingoBoingo: http://www.nytimes.com/2015/07/30/sports/catching-up-with-the-obannon-ruling-soon-to-go-into-effect.html?_r=0

03:45:32 assbot: Log In - The New York Times ... ( http://bit.ly/1YPU7UA )

04:11:36 ag3nt_zer0: hello out there....

04:11:45 ag3nt_zer0: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRmMkiTB_uE

04:11:46 assbot: Triple Your Internet Speed for Free - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1VrCkhY )

04:14:47 cazalla: meh, that kid is just copying some old video that did that shit a decade or longer ago

04:15:14 cazalla: here ya go ag3nt_zer0, the original https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LY8Wi7XRXCA

04:15:15 assbot: How to Increase Your Wi-Fi Signal - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1VrCu8Q )

04:15:29 ag3nt_zer0: hehe over 2 million views

04:16:04 ag3nt_zer0: thanks for the original hah

04:28:45 mats: https://i.imgur.com/jRkyNLq.jpg

04:28:45 assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1VrCJ3N )

04:38:19 BingoBoingo: Nice mats

04:43:39 cazalla: aussie receipt!

06:17:04 deedbot-: [Contravex: A blog by Pete Dushenski » Contravex: A blog by Pete Dushenski] In which Volkswagen takes aim at the insanity of statal overbearing. - http://www.contravex.com/2015/10/01/in-which-volkswagen-takes-aim-at-the-insanity-of-statal-overbearing/

06:32:21 BingoBoingo: ;;later tell pete_dushenski I got a comment in your que

06:32:22 gribble: The operation succeeded.

06:34:50 BingoBoingo: And holy shit, Marco Rubio has passed Jed Bush as BitBet's favored candidate for the Repube'ican nomination through nothing but "No" votes to Jeb

06:35:14 cazalla: none of them cunts can be the trump cause he be trumpin'

06:35:34 cazalla: beat even

06:36:21 BingoBoingo: Trumps has said he's been running for president since the 1990's. Everytime he's quit when the polls first put him behind. Trump is a serial quitter, gotta be with multiple bankruptcy's

06:37:42 cazalla: he'll fit right in there

06:37:43 cazalla: then

06:38:17 BingoBoingo: Trump's also Hilary's BFF

06:39:32 punkman: https://twitter.com/RealDaveEdwards/status/649471132068937728

06:43:47 punkman: "Got an idea that could improve cyber security? Submit your idea here for a chance to win £10,000 https://www.cyber10k.trust/submit/" << I got one but I don't think it's gonna win. BURN IT ALL DOWN

06:43:48 assbot: Bad Request ... ( http://bit.ly/1QMbAHq )

06:43:55 mats: http://www.reuters.com/article/2015/10/01/us-afghanistan-attack-idUSKCN0RU07Y20151001

06:43:56 assbot: Afghan forces say retake Kunduz, Taliban say battle ongoing | Reuters ... ( http://bit.ly/1QMbAY1 )

06:44:25 cazalla: BingoBoingo, aren't they all best buddies?

06:45:09 mircea_popescu: lordy this "idea" circus.

06:45:28 BingoBoingo: Some actually hate the rest of the crowd, like Rubio. He is better because everyone keeps calling him the spic even though Cruz is a spic too, but he's light/

06:45:29 mircea_popescu: "how to make idiots preoccupied with our thing ? they no longer go for free giveaways" "ask to pay for their ideas"

06:45:58 mircea_popescu: asciilifeform i think nobody asked us, as of yet.

06:46:53 BingoBoingo: And Bernie Sanders is just on a field trip from the "Memory Care" home (because Old Folks Home isn't PC)

06:50:35 mircea_popescu: http://fraudsters.com/2012/sa-ne-jucam-de-a-investitiile-n-bitcoini/#comment-115496 people are SO FUCKING WEIRD

06:50:36 assbot: Sa ne jucam de-a investitiile-n bitcoini. on fraudsters - A blog by Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1FJO7X1 )

06:51:21 BingoBoingo: lol, prolly huffed too much ether

06:52:43 mircea_popescu: http://sexysexandsuch.tumblr.com/post/126531653774/made-a-gifset-of-mermaids-on-molly-go-check# << isn't she fucking great ?

06:52:45 assbot: SexySexNSuch Take II • Made a gifset of mermaids-on-molly ;) Go check... ... ( http://bit.ly/1FJOlgD )

06:52:49 cazalla: or that's the page that was displayed when he/she visited and figuring a comment field was available, took a turd there?

06:53:01 mircea_popescu: attitude! it's all in the attitude!

06:53:20 mircea_popescu: cazalla no, because fraudsters random rotation no longer displays romanian articles.

06:53:55 cazalla: ah that's right

06:54:00 mircea_popescu: for about a year or so now. so that thing could never have popped out by just going to root. and i doubt he could have had a google string that led to it, seeing how you know, my romanian is like triplesec.

06:54:50 cazalla: if memory serves, it was me that complained about that scam

06:55:19 mircea_popescu: which ?

06:55:41 cazalla: buy 10k credits, get 9,999 romanian articles upon loading

06:56:05 mircea_popescu: ah. you did yeah but actually lots of other ppl did too. eventually i was like... lazy won't solvethis one.

06:56:28 BingoBoingo: cazalla no, because fraudsters random rotation no longer displays romanian articles. << This was the exact moment that lead me to stop trying to get better at Romanian

06:56:47 mircea_popescu: ahaha

06:57:09 mircea_popescu: that's ok, a man your age can survive without fucking hotties just as well.

06:57:15 BingoBoingo: ah. you did yeah but actually lots of other ppl did too. eventually i was like... lazy won't solvethis one. << /me pretty sure he suggested letting the number of English articles catch up as a solution

06:57:53 mircea_popescu: yeah but the bitch is, i'm all stately and portentuous nao. back in romania i used to write about any old random shit nine times a day.

06:57:57 mircea_popescu: now i do that here.

06:58:24 BingoBoingo: You still do movie reviews and random bitchings about Argentina on the Blawg

06:58:26 mircea_popescu: i think #b-a eats at least a dozen buds that'd have been fraudsters articles. but i just vent here and thassat.

06:58:55 mircea_popescu: well yeah, cuz longer and less... aggitated.

06:59:09 BingoBoingo: And lets not forget that mess that will occur when you move the blog to either Mandarin or Khoisan 'click 'click language

06:59:27 mircea_popescu: i suppose kakobrekla actually made microblogging poison just for me! i see them in the log, miniarticles, good enough.

06:59:43 mircea_popescu: lol khoisan.

07:00:06 mircea_popescu: but yes, some sort of classical chinese is not even impossible for the future. especially if i can get good at it by being lazy.

07:00:10 mircea_popescu: imagine, chinese without diacritics!

07:00:16 BingoBoingo: lol

07:00:29 mircea_popescu: "you are supposed to know what little dots go where!!1"

07:00:39 mircea_popescu: FROM THE CONTEXT!11

07:02:20 BingoBoingo: The English could have benefited from diacritics, but now it is too late

07:03:12 mircea_popescu: midnightmagic for my curiosity, was sedition ever been successfully prosecuted in canada? it'd appear it actually helped rather than hindered that houde character, and that was back in the murky days of ww2.

07:04:03 mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=30-09-2015#1289043 << is this supposed to be some sort of wot vaccine or something ?

07:04:03 assbot: Logged on 30-09-2015 21:36:04; phf: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-intersect/wp/2015/09/30/everyone-you-know-will-be-able-to-rate-you-on-the-terrifying-yelp-for-people-whether-you-want-them-to-or-not/

07:04:03 cazalla: fixed http://i.imgur.com/1i4agKy.png

07:04:04 assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1QMddoA )

07:04:24 mircea_popescu: bwahahah

07:05:13 BingoBoingo: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=30-09-2015#1289043 << is this supposed to be some sort of wot vaccine or something ? << Nah it is more like linked in for the Food service se

07:05:13 assbot: Logged on 30-09-2015 21:36:04; phf: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-intersect/wp/2015/09/30/everyone-you-know-will-be-able-to-rate-you-on-the-terrifying-yelp-for-people-whether-you-want-them-to-or-not/

07:05:15 BingoBoingo: t

07:05:46 mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=30-09-2015#1289053 << finally, the true vocation of the von neumann machine is exposed! SIGNAL PROCESSING BEOTCH!11

07:05:46 assbot: Logged on 30-09-2015 21:48:16; trinque: it seems that ply parsers are one-shot, or I've missed something. So far my observation is that if you call parse successively on the same parser object, it misbehaves

07:07:03 mircea_popescu: "We can only take so much mediocrity, Gary."

07:07:11 mircea_popescu: ahahahaha o lawd have mewcyes!

07:07:23 mircea_popescu: WE can only take so much mediocrity ? andwhere are they taking it to ?

07:07:47 mircea_popescu: clearly they got a full load, there's no disputing that. but where are they going with it ?

07:08:03 BingoBoingo: ahahahaha o lawd have mewcyes! << Is that a Carolina accent?

07:08:20 mircea_popescu: i'm workin on it.

07:09:31 mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=30-09-2015#1289075 << actually that's pretty cool.

07:09:31 assbot: Logged on 30-09-2015 22:32:33; mats: skywing (ken johnson, guy that patented 'aslr') reversed the battle.net login protocol, and i used his documentation to write a chat client so i didn't have to keep starcraft open to maintain ops in a channel

07:11:11 midnightmagic: mircea_popescu: The Fils de Liberte were likely guilty of it. I don't know if they were actually charged. Yes, a pile of people have been charged, and convicted, of sedition in Canada. Interesting semi-related factoid. de Gaulle when he gave his famous (in Canada) speech "vive le Quebec! vive le Quebec LIBRE!" and the camera cuts to uproariously jubilant crowd, that's an edit by a separatiste

07:11:17 midnightmagic: who was in control of the footage. In reality, it was dead silent. The crowd was shocked. The fellow you're describing (presumably because he's the only uncited reference in Wikipedia) would not at all be surprising to me. At that time, Quebecois anti-Canada sentiment was *extremely radicalized*.

07:11:24 BingoBoingo: Eve online would have been vastly improved with Ops wars for system channe;s

07:12:11 mircea_popescu: midnightmagic names from that pile ?

07:12:55 mircea_popescu: (not sure how one'd go about verifyingthat bit of historical revisionism re de gaulle's visit, but then again...(

07:13:08 midnightmagic: sure. I'll give two at least just on cursory examination: Oscar Felton in Alberta. There was some commentary about the Lusitania in R v. Trainor.

07:13:40 mats: BingoBoingo: 'clan wars' were a popular thing for a long time on battle.net

07:13:48 midnightmagic: It's not revisionism: historical documents and eyewitnesses were pretty clear on it. Additionally, the footage doesn't match.

07:14:00 mats: folks would pwn kids with backdoors chat clients

07:14:14 mircea_popescu: a ok, maybe im just unfamiliar with the thing then. to me it's a you know, "point of history".

07:14:15 BingoBoingo: Interesting mats

07:14:18 mats: and then use their product cdkeys and proxies to operate flood bots

07:14:50 mats: filling enemy clan channels to the user limit and spamming the channel

07:15:04 BingoBoingo: Absolute worst part of Eve online though was the space 5-0 cramping everyone's style

07:15:21 mats: backdoored*

07:15:53 midnightmagic: I'm sorry, I'm mixing up groups. Not Fils de Liberte. I meant le Front de Liberation de Quebec.

07:16:19 mircea_popescu: midnightmagic no but these are british ridiculousnesses from ww2. i mean an example from your actual lifetime.

07:16:38 BingoBoingo: I mean seriously what fun is a space sim, when you play a space negro and space Darren wilson is always cramping your style

07:16:39 mircea_popescu: otherwise sure, canadian officers used to convict local women to being raped to death or whatever 1720 nonsense.

07:16:58 midnightmagic: Oh. Okay. That might take a while longer. History texts usually don't include the last few decades.

07:17:36 midnightmagic: RCMP currently (as recently as a few years ago) would take drunk people out in the dead of winter and leave them on the side of the road to freeze to death.

07:17:40 mircea_popescu: the last five decades, even!

07:17:51 midnightmagic: :-) FLQ is 1970s

07:18:19 mircea_popescu: wasn't that a fucking paramilitary group ?

07:18:27 mircea_popescu: as in, what the usians know as "terrorists" ?

07:18:56 mircea_popescu: (in the eyes of the soviet union, no less.)

07:19:26 midnightmagic: Yes, and explcitly-named anti-terrorist units were created and employed to erode it and dissolve its public support.

07:20:12 midnightmagic: But their *intent* was insurrection and sedition, if one accepts as premise that Quebec's separation from Canada by force of arms is seditionist to begin with.

07:21:02 mircea_popescu: well unless you're also stockpiling tanks and depth charges on the quiet, i fail to see how any of this can in any manner no matter how creatively constructive be of any interest to you. yes, rather obviously if you start shooting people and blowing up things you'd better succeed because else you'll be put in prison.

07:22:38 midnightmagic: Interest to me, personally?

07:23:23 mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com//?date=31-01-2015#999266 << believe it or not that actually made me send someone to read through canadian precedent and report.

07:23:23 assbot: Logged on 31-01-2015 02:02:19; midnightmagic: dude. seriously plotting or fomenting the physical murder of the USG is sedition, insurrection, and various related crimes and there's no fucking way I'm interested in being associated with it just because I'm lurking in here.

07:23:42 mircea_popescu: because who the fuck knows just how weird things are.

07:25:10 midnightmagic: Ah. That was a statement I *would* use to deny seditionist conspiracy charges because I don't want to leave here, but would direly hate to find some enterprising law enforcement investigator pinning a false narrative on me because by not speaking, it could be argued I am tacitly agreeing and/or sympathetic to it, which would in my view be enough to pin conspiracy on me.

07:25:57 cazalla: seeing you're one of few to mention such fears, i think you are planning something midnightmagic

07:26:04 midnightmagic: lol

07:26:04 mircea_popescu: lol poor guy.

07:26:20 mircea_popescu: i just think he's the introvert thinker type that never actually spent much time interacting with actual courts.

07:27:11 midnightmagic: It is not a fear. I'm not afraid of bashing such nonsense straight out of court, personally. But since when has that stopped anyone from trying to earn their paycheque? As is well-known, the FBI appears to be responsible for most of the terror plots it claims it foiled.

07:27:39 mircea_popescu: yeah. and as we all know, asking a cop if he's a cop obliges him to confess or else it's entrapment!

07:28:02 midnightmagic: Also, it's not true that I've not interacted with courts. I've been interacting with courts, and making precedent, for decades.

07:28:12 midnightmagic: Well. Helping.

07:28:24 mircea_popescu: "your honor, i direct your attention to page 792,paragraph H of tome 9 of the conspiracy to overthrow the world over! as you can clearly see, it says right there i disagree with things and stuff."

07:28:40 mircea_popescu: "o right. case dismiss. mr crown agent how can you be this fucking careless, i'll have to see you in my chambers robe!"

07:28:55 mircea_popescu: midnightmagic a, really ? anything good ?

07:29:48 midnightmagic: Completely boring contract law. We did end up destroying a multi-million dollar railroad company. That was nice.

07:30:51 mircea_popescu: eh, due to the complete lack of inflation the past few decades, a multi-million dollar railroad car.

07:31:04 mircea_popescu: [you have things such as]

07:31:04 midnightmagic: The contract they were trying to sue us under was held invalid by the British Columbia Court of Appeals because they didn't have the right to lease the premises of an unabandoned railway depot for other purposes.

07:31:36 mircea_popescu: o.O

07:31:45 mircea_popescu: ehehehe cool.

07:32:45 mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=01-10-2015#1289095 << heh.

07:32:45 assbot: Logged on 01-10-2015 00:12:11; Naphex: oh Hearn got banned from #b-dev

07:33:28 midnightmagic: And unfortunately, once you get the attention of an educated couple of families with nothing better to do with its time in the far north than make a hobby out of reading lawbooks, it didn't stop with the court case.

07:34:02 midnightmagic: (Unfortunately for us, I mean. It was a horrible waste of time, regardless of the appearance of winning. Over. And over.)

07:34:10 mircea_popescu: aha.

07:34:18 mircea_popescu: which strangely goes with what i was going to say,

07:34:41 mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=01-10-2015#1289105 << the problem is that the fate of all disused muscle is to turn into fat. that's how the body is designed, just like pasture turns to suburbia.

07:34:41 assbot: Logged on 01-10-2015 00:20:59; phf: in philly i know a handful of "linebacker in college", who got "just a little bit out of shape", i.e. where former muscle if there was ever any all got turned into fat. that's people who are, when drunk, prone to challenging each other and me when i'm there to various acts of physical fitness, usually to fail miserably.

07:35:00 mircea_popescu: so you're very well advised to think long and hard before tricking your body into building muscles. will i actually use these forever ?

07:35:33 mircea_popescu: because if you aren't going to actually use these forever, shut up and sit down.

07:36:55 cazalla: so i guess all these ham planets were bigger than ronnie coleman at some point or what?

07:37:35 mircea_popescu: ah, implication works one way. mississippi ends up in the ocean, not all ocean came from mississippi.

07:37:51 mircea_popescu: to stick to planetary size.

07:38:26 cazalla: muscle turns to fat is right in line with women don't wanna lift because they'll get too big, least is my experience hearing similar stories from people

07:38:46 cazalla: ya got fat cause ya ate too much and sat too much, not cause ate too much and lift too much, everybody wanna be big, nobody wanna lift no heavy ass weight

07:39:11 cazalla: beefcake!

07:39:33 mircea_popescu: i actually don't let teh womenz lift lest they get too big.

07:40:07 mircea_popescu: you sayin' bollocks to that ?!?!?!

07:40:11 cazalla: unless they're eating dianabols for breaky, how is that gunna happen though?

07:40:46 mircea_popescu: i like woman thighs. i dun like lifter thigs and i sure as hell dun wanna fuck any lifter thighs.

07:41:15 cazalla: yeah, but that takes years of dedication, even more for a woman, even more for a woman not juicing

07:41:46 cazalla: or is simply the case that she might hit back harder? :P

07:42:10 mircea_popescu: oh, no, they can all kick better than i can lol.

07:42:46 mircea_popescu: but you have a point, it's not like, two weeks!!1 sorta thing. and im not very hardline about it either.

07:44:24 mircea_popescu: (pisses them the shit off, the "even more for a woman" part. i got some reasonable biceps, nothing athletic, just, healthy male human sort of thing. and well... woman can't get it. six months later, gained 1/4 inch, i never work out, cue the ragenvy)

07:46:37 cazalla: sleep, lift, eat a whole chicken, sleep, lift, eat a whole chicken.. even for a guy it gets old, women at zero risk of being beefcaked from lifting, never saw a woman in the gym i ever thought needed to stop squatting

07:47:00 BingoBoingo: Squats are the women's lift. Builds dat ass

07:47:08 mircea_popescu: ^

07:47:52 cazalla: still, would recommend functional strength over gym for gym sake

07:48:05 cazalla: fucked shoulder, fucked knee, fucked neck, fucked back

07:48:36 cazalla: and not like i ever got in there trying to swing as much weight up as possible using momentum etc

07:48:59 mircea_popescu: aha

07:49:15 mircea_popescu: competitive spirit is strangely disadvantageous for sportive lifestyle.

07:49:21 BingoBoingo: ^

07:49:39 cazalla: dem nigger jail work outs would've been better in hindsight.. own weight

07:49:46 mircea_popescu: aha.

07:50:00 *: mircea_popescu is a fan. minimalism ever so rarely fails.

07:50:26 BingoBoingo: Best examples I can think of for that come from baseball. No single movement is too strenuous, but the elite players all get crippling over use injuries that will knock them out of the game for a year at a time

07:51:09 BingoBoingo: dem nigger jail work outs would've been better in hindsight.. own weight << Best to practice moving one's own bodyweight. Gotta be selfish like that.

07:52:52 mircea_popescu: cazalla besides, i thought it was cans of tuna.

07:54:01 BingoBoingo: The crossfit/Rhabdo thing is the perfect warning for taking even "functional" movements too far

07:56:54 mircea_popescu: anywya, to get back to the original thing. there are two components to being a hamplanet. one is the heavy calorie intake in a very poorly balance diet. lacking sufficient long tail nutrients, the body finds itself stuck and unable to handle the food intake, much like a builder that gets fifty barges of bricks but no mortar, no rebar, no nothing can't really make houses, just brickpiles.

07:57:19 mircea_popescu: the OTHER however, and in the us population without exception the more important, is toxin load. the body has two approaches to dealing with toxins : excretion and fat burial.

07:57:21 BingoBoingo: The crossfit thing is a cult where they celebrate initiates puking in the gym like college freshmen at a frat party and exalt the old hands working their muscles until the break down to the point of killing their kidneys

07:57:34 mircea_popescu: the excretion happens through skin, urine etc. but in all these avenues it is fixed and limited.

07:57:42 mircea_popescu: for many toxins it is limited to truly tiny amounts.

07:58:00 mircea_popescu: meanwhile the intake is not limited by anythning but the size of the throat and one's patience to keep shoving things down it.

07:58:22 mircea_popescu: since fat burial is not in the same sense limited, people get what's known as "unloseable weight".

07:58:42 mircea_popescu: the reason that fat doesn't go away is that the liver knows what's in it, and doesn't feel itself equal to the task of opening that nuclear casket.

07:59:09 BingoBoingo: The hamplanet problem isn't helped by calorie depots offering scooty puffs so a planet need only walk from their car into the store, to restock on calories

07:59:43 mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo i srslyhave yet to see a problem that can be fixed by authoritarian approach in people other than children and slaves.

08:00:05 mircea_popescu: if their brain forces them to worship you, like child brain does, or if they willingly worship you, like slave does, then yes you can order them into anything.

08:00:11 BingoBoingo: Oh authoritarianism doesn' help this.

08:00:16 mircea_popescu: but not giving scooters to fat people won't help them be less fat.

08:01:27 *: BingoBoingo not so sure. I mean the offering of the scooters was an incentive.

08:01:58 mircea_popescu: hardly.

08:02:19 mircea_popescu: thisentire incentive thing... http://log.bitcoin-assets.com//?date=22-09-2015#1282889

08:02:19 assbot: Logged on 22-09-2015 22:07:44; mircea_popescu: "really ? make them sit on a pineapple."

08:02:29 BingoBoingo: You'd be surprised the way Americattle latch onto incentives

08:02:39 BingoBoingo: ;;google credit card interest deduction

08:02:39 gribble: Can I Write Off Credit Card Interest on My Taxes? - TurboTax Tax ...: ; Is Interest on Credit Cards Tax Deductible? - TurboTax Tax Tips ...:

08:02:49 BingoBoingo: ^ Used to be a thing

08:02:57 mircea_popescu: mebbe.

08:03:46 BingoBoingo: Ended in 1988, huge amount of bitching because people would spend so much on credit for the deduction.

08:03:55 mircea_popescu: anyway, what i was going to say : the being active thing helps, in people with sane problems, in no large part because it exercises the glucide -> protein pathways.

08:04:44 mircea_popescu: but a) those are limited ; b) muscular activity doesn't magically turn oxalate-whatever into glucose and water ; c) in plenty of cases the fixed requirements of muscles actually further deplete already depleted stores of various nutrients.

08:04:58 mircea_popescu: which is the biological reason why fat people are uninclined to be active.

08:05:09 cazalla: mircea_popescu, nah, local supermarket use to do roast chickens for $2 at the end of the day

08:05:10 mircea_popescu: just like the woman with a cunt infection is "uninclined to be sexy".

08:06:05 mircea_popescu: this is no excuse, of course, you gotta restock and insist. but people who dunno this dunno what they need to do, either.

08:06:52 mircea_popescu: how many "lifechanging diets" actually work ? and how many actually go "vitamins and micronutrients, and some reasonable exercise" ? and what's the overlap between these two classes ?

08:06:57 BingoBoingo: Well, then past BMI 45 when you get into super morbid obesity, or death fat territory you get skeletal distortion

08:07:48 mircea_popescu: "oh, our new fad diet is to only eat old car seats!!1 IT WORKS!!1". yeah, in the 1.7% of the population whose sticking point at that time happened to be a lack of X, which X is abundant in used car seats, it "helps", until the metabolism gets wedged into something else.

08:07:54 mircea_popescu: at which point other fad "helps" and so on.

08:08:40 mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo you familiar with the fact that if one is starved for long enough, eventually one appears alive and can move but WILL die of starvation and can't eat ?

08:08:51 BingoBoingo: Sure

08:08:59 mircea_popescu: because the protein construction machines are made of proteins, and those proteins have been digested.

08:09:18 mircea_popescu: well. same thing with fat : after bmi 40ish or so it is rather impossible for the body to recover on its own.

08:09:45 BingoBoingo: It's the opposite of how in cancer the problem is the cancer is in every way healthier than the surrounding tissue

08:09:56 mircea_popescu: pretty much.

08:11:29 BingoBoingo: That and the normal stomach has so many folds that it can stretch and grow to accomodate several basketballs of volume in the galaxy sized and in unfortunate bezoar cases

08:12:18 punkman: https://www.market-ticker.org/akcs-www?post=230744 < http://www3.blogs.rollcall.com/218/congressman-expand-obamacare-to-undocumented/

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08:12:27 BingoBoingo: It's why the surgeries work so long as the patient give the nervous system time to sync to the corrected stomach size.

08:12:34 mircea_popescu: actually the problem of the morbidly obese is exactly like the problem of the society that spawned them. balooning debt, which is eagerly soaked up by unproductive/rent seeking parts ; however any cuts of income hit the productive parts first.

08:12:43 mircea_popescu: this situation is unbound and will result in failure.

08:13:02 BingoBoingo: There's always biodiesel

08:13:14 BingoBoingo: Preferable in a VW

08:13:18 mircea_popescu: lol

08:13:37 BingoBoingo: Sever morbid obesity has extreme cognitive costs.

08:17:17 mircea_popescu: but this is what informs my entire "male, female and fatstupid - three humangenders."

08:17:31 BingoBoingo: THe body can carry a hefty amount of surplus around without ill effect, but the brain is also largely supported by kinds of fatty tissue and responds poorly to the wrong kind of fat incursing.

08:17:37 mircea_popescu: it is in fact the case that after a certain limit they;re lost for humanity.

08:17:47 BingoBoingo: Third gender is properly called "mayogendered"

08:18:55 mircea_popescu: what was the eskimo for "old people headed for a walk on the ice sheet" ?

08:19:12 BingoBoingo: Aloha Snackbar?

08:19:17 mircea_popescu: lmao

08:19:18 mircea_popescu: ahahaha

08:19:34 mircea_popescu: anyway. or to get back to jamaica, there is zombie. but kindaoverused.

08:19:49 BingoBoingo: Ah

08:19:59 *: cazalla watching enter the dragon.. wondering how asians went from so cool that black people wanted to be bruce lee to being total betas

08:20:35 BingoBoingo: * cazalla watching enter the dragon.. wondering how asians went from so cool that black people wanted to be bruce lee to being total betas << Asians were always super beta, bruce lee was the rare exception

08:20:45 cazalla: thought i'd show my son but still abit too young at 20 months to be jumping aroind karating his mother

08:20:55 BingoBoingo: Yeah

08:20:56 punkman: cazalla: lol

08:21:43 BingoBoingo: Better to start him with Rambo's First Blood Part one, so he knows the consquences of being violent for the USG first

08:22:04 cazalla: BingoBoingo, already in the list of films for him to watch

08:22:27 mircea_popescu: cazalla you know i wonder about that too ?!

08:22:43 mircea_popescu: incredible fucking shift, the azn man is today approximately the gay man of 1950.

08:23:00 BingoBoingo: Worse, the gay man of 1950 could still rot

08:23:03 BingoBoingo: *riot

08:23:06 mircea_popescu: in the public imagination, it's this derp whom you'd be unkind to pick a fight with

08:24:39 mircea_popescu: for all the public exercises in verbal nonracism, one needs but examine how the asian man looks in english, since the coolie and laundry man of 1815 san francisco, to the waspy, evil conniving gook of the war to today's strange.

08:25:34 BingoBoingo: today's strange hairless, yet neckbearded eunuch

08:26:00 mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=01-10-2015#1289125 << more like a "let's save gavin by burning the mike asset to all hell" ploy. it's... well it's not gonna work, but hey, they gotta try because they gotta paycheck

08:26:00 assbot: Logged on 01-10-2015 01:34:28; btcdrak: looks like people are beginning to see past the veil...

08:26:49 BingoBoingo: It's alright After they burn mike and gavin they'll go to Agent J

08:26:49 mircea_popescu: (in case anyone's wondering why mp cannons have throughout and strictly been pointed on gavin - yes, this is why).

08:27:20 BingoBoingo: Or they burn agent J as the next Gavin fork crutch

08:27:37 punkman: BingoBoingo: who's J?

08:27:48 BingoBoingo: punkman: End in eff

08:28:08 BingoBoingo: Last name starts with the first letter in Gavin

08:28:09 punkman: interlude http://whoreeecrux.tumblr.com/post/119361843692/a-boy-did-nice-things-to-my-body-came-all-over-my

08:28:10 assbot: A boy did nice things to my body, came all over my... - the quiet terror of being alive | whoreeecrux ... ( http://bit.ly/1VrKYgm )

08:29:08 BingoBoingo: Agent J has recently been intensifying his "move along" "Mike was right but an asshole" "let's do the change differently" deal

08:29:22 BingoBoingo: Has he even launched his scam satellites yet?

08:29:27 mircea_popescu: she does look cute.

08:29:34 mircea_popescu: in other news, http://33.media.tumblr.com/eaa45c186f01e7a30c279a9234dff8a7/tumblr_nrskr09N2u1tsn8x4o2_500.gif

08:29:35 assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1VrL4EB )

08:29:58 mircea_popescu: the jeans and dress heels combo. this is what it's all about.

08:30:31 BingoBoingo: She obviously did her squats for that booty

08:30:55 cazalla: bit too skinny imo

08:31:01 punkman: http://whoreeecrux.tumblr.com/post/120693211662/packing-the-essentials

08:31:02 assbot: Packing the essentials - the quiet terror of being alive | whoreeecrux ... ( http://bit.ly/1VrL7k2 )

08:31:03 mircea_popescu: http://41.media.tumblr.com/b11c800817436cddf1028055a07d3635/tumblr_nvgx9xPeRA1rbsxuao1_1280.jpg << watch the guy die next week acciedentally and her sorry ass be nicole smith'd

08:31:04 assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1VrL9rW )

08:31:45 mircea_popescu: ahaha she;s one of THOSE eh punkman ?

08:32:04 punkman: "Really need to suck some dick right now. All I’ve thought about for days is cock. My body literally shakes when I think about it. Is this how addicts feel when they’re in withdrawal?"

08:32:55 punkman: there ya go cazalla

08:33:10 mircea_popescu: protein ?

08:33:27 cazalla: punkman, i'm in melbourne, she's from sydney

08:34:28 cazalla: probably would've driven the 10 hours at 18, but at 33, she is gonna have to drive here or i cbf

08:34:29 btcdrak: Maybe mike will feel better now folks are mining XT blocks again, a whopping 6 in 4 days!

08:34:32 punkman: cazalla: perhaps nota problem, http://whoreeecrux.tumblr.com/post/120896525702/cum-on-me-in-melbourne

08:34:33 assbot: Cum on me in Melbourne ???? - the quiet terror of being alive | whoreeecrux ... ( http://bit.ly/1VrLk6J )

08:35:05 cazalla: not my type anyway punkman

08:35:29 mircea_popescu: you had a type ?

08:35:39 cazalla: bitch has crusty ass lips, someone get her some lip balm

08:35:50 cazalla: mircea_popescu, doesn't everyone?

08:36:00 mircea_popescu: i've never before seen an adult wearing those retarded plastic "tattoo" things.

08:36:10 mircea_popescu: i thought it was strictly a thing for 15yo girls to laugh at.

08:37:03 BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Awfully common in the angloshpere

08:39:22 mircea_popescu: here's an idea for a tumblr : take a chick to random toliets, fuck her, polaroid a scene, leave it affixed to the wall with some email on it, publish the emails you get.

08:39:38 mircea_popescu: art project!

08:39:49 punkman: great idea

08:40:29 cazalla: as if the first person that happens across the photo is not gonna take it though

08:40:41 cazalla: and i won't even shit/piss in a public toilet let alone fuck

08:40:56 mircea_popescu: dude... if you think 9/10 people would even remotely touch something with sex in it that's in a publicrestroom...

08:41:22 punkman: I think they'd rather take a photo of the polaroid

08:41:43 mircea_popescu: wait... you won't... piss ?! as the anonymous guy said to the great tom green, "you should look into that. that could turn into a debilitating condition."

08:41:49 mircea_popescu: punkman defo.

08:42:20 punkman: well it does suck when there are puddles of piss all around the toilet

08:42:23 mircea_popescu: as proven by the fact that when i take a nude chick out, whether i fuck her or not, other dudes (the few who don't try to ignore) MIGHT try to photograph but sure as well won't try to fuck her too.

08:42:26 BingoBoingo: A true hero for the people, record holder for contempt of court incarceration https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/H._Beatty_Chadwick

08:42:27 assbot: H. Beatty Chadwick - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia ... ( http://bit.ly/1Vp5jYZ )

08:43:30 mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo aha. landmark case for judge ruling us prison time lost its coercitive effect.

08:43:35 mircea_popescu: was a decade ago, too.

08:44:15 cazalla: punkman has it

08:44:23 BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Best part in my digging is that people held in 'civil" or normal contempt of court don't have to be listed as inmates, and aren't on the federal level

08:44:51 mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=01-10-2015#1289162 <<< dude what the fuck is that stupid shit.

08:44:51 assbot: Logged on 01-10-2015 02:13:12; BingoBoingo: In other news, state of the art in American Fast Food innovation "priority" seating http://imageham.com/images/2015/09/30/imageab1b4.jpg

08:44:54 cazalla: better to piss on a tree or something than some stale urine smelling piss wall

08:45:08 mircea_popescu: obesity is not to be sociallly tolerated, and sure as fuck not supported on tax money what the everloving fuck.

08:45:22 BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: It is a bench people can sit on waiting in line at a fast food place.

08:45:31 BingoBoingo: Fron wikipedo: The United States Marshals Service is the agency component that first holds all federal prisoners. It uses the Prisoner Population Management System /Prisoner Tracking System. The only types of records that are disclosed as being in the system are those of "federal prisoners who are in custody pending criminal proceedings." The records of "alleged civil contempors" are not listed in the Federal Register as being in

08:45:31 BingoBoingo: the system leading to a potential claim for damages under The Privacy Act, 5 U.S.C. ? 552a(e)(4)(I).[20]

08:46:09 mircea_popescu: cazalla sait pas q faire dinette signifie alors?

08:46:33 cazalla: you know i can't read that, least not without le google

08:46:37 BingoBoingo: obesity is not to be sociallly tolerated, and sure as fuck not supported on tax money what the everloving fuck. << Not on tax money. Private business is accomodating the Obesity.

08:46:46 mircea_popescu: ;;google faire dinette

08:46:46 gribble: Chair Fair: Visit our stores, over 300 stools and chairs on display!: ; Dodo Dinette, dodo dino, ma petite poulette, va faire dodo - YouTube: ; Faire des frites en feutrine pour une dînette - Fabriquer nourriture ...:

08:46:53 punkman: http://imageham.com/images/2015/09/30/imageab1b4.jpg << is that like a tissue between her tits?

08:46:56 assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1GiLPcb )

08:46:56 mircea_popescu: tsk. google you useless bastard.

08:47:23 mircea_popescu: cazalla http://24heuresactu.com/2012/01/08/les-soupeurs-sexe-et-urine-une-tradition-qui-se-perd/ there.

08:47:23 assbot: Les soupeurs : sexe et urine, une tradition qui se perd | 24heuresactu.com ... ( http://bit.ly/1Vp5Pq2 )

08:47:44 mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo i guess im not eating there then!

08:47:52 mircea_popescu: o wait... i wasn;t going to anyway ? mmkay, carry on!

08:48:07 cazalla: sounds like a lemon party

08:48:34 BingoBoingo: o wait... i wasn;t going to anyway ? mmkay, carry on! << You would be missing little

08:48:44 mircea_popescu: at it's core, it is the practice of leaving some bread in an urinal to be retrieved later.

08:48:52 cazalla: "..who find pleasure in eating food soaked in urine of others, including bread voluntarily abandoned in public urinals.." that is fucking filthy

08:49:10 mircea_popescu: lol

08:49:24 mircea_popescu: it's just pee!

08:50:01 cazalla: faggot bear grylls mode or something

08:50:09 mircea_popescu: you never use the missus to clean up rather than toilet paper after taking a piss ?

08:50:38 cazalla: i can't say i've ever had the idea

08:50:52 mircea_popescu: well thisis what bais for! libel, sedition and new ideas.

08:52:03 mircea_popescu: well... "new".

08:52:09 mircea_popescu: slighty preowned.

08:52:10 cazalla: quite content with the standard jizz on tits method

08:52:49 mircea_popescu: you're a burden to innovation in this space!

08:53:04 mircea_popescu: people in africa don't have any jizz, what do you say to that!

08:53:32 cazalla: why would i care one way or the other?

08:53:48 cazalla: gee do you even lift mircea_popescu ?

08:53:51 mircea_popescu: if this keeps up ima have to fork the pisschain.

08:53:53 mircea_popescu: pissxt!

08:54:27 mircea_popescu: cazalla if you read Manneken Pis' yellow paper more carefully,

08:54:35 mircea_popescu: you'd see he clearly says it's intended to be eventually drunk!

08:54:57 BingoBoingo: https://slimgur.com/images/2015/07/13/175a7d784ab96ee33481465b890e9402.md.jpg

08:55:01 assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1VrMizI )

08:57:20 mircea_popescu: eh bs, current democratic party freed no one, also didn't exist.

08:57:34 mircea_popescu: current republican party (democrat at the time) "freed" slaves, such as it were.

08:57:36 davout: mircea_popescu: francia es un pais rico de patrimonio gustativo

08:57:43 mircea_popescu: muy muy!

08:58:06 mircea_popescu: im tryin' to get the good word over to the aussies, they eat nothing but sheila and tarantula pate over there.

08:58:09 cazalla: mircea_popescu, ya know i was gonna say i'd melt that fucking thing down but.. wikipedia "The figure has been repeatedly stolen:"

08:58:26 mircea_popescu: why'd you melt it down ?

08:59:27 cazalla: no better than a fucking big mouth billy bass

09:00:11 mircea_popescu: well no, this one's quiet.

09:00:30 davout: vegemite... god forbid you confuse it for nutella

09:00:51 mircea_popescu: you know murican chicks have no idea what nutella is ?

09:01:05 mircea_popescu: they got hershey syrup over there. shit's revolting.

09:01:48 mircea_popescu: (ftr : nutella is not chocolate. it is pasta de avellanas!)

09:02:33 cazalla: vegemite puts hair on ya balls fwiw

09:04:04 davout: I wouldn't be surprised if it actually tasted like hair from ya balls

09:04:17 cazalla: well, it is salty so prob tastes the same too

09:04:38 *: mircea_popescu actualy eats wet yeast now and again.

09:04:43 mircea_popescu: not crazy about the oz thing tho

09:04:57 cazalla: ya gotta soak ya toast in butter and then cake on an inch thick of vegemite

09:05:06 mircea_popescu: davout but it's basically cenovis, which i imagine you had ?

09:05:21 cazalla: then for whatever reasons, you cheeks flush

09:05:45 davout: nevar

09:06:07 davout: wikipedia informs me its swiss

09:08:52 mircea_popescu: i guess thissort of thing is more popular in the east than the west

09:10:51 cazalla: anyway kraft owns vegemite last i checked so really, it's a fucking american food now

09:12:28 davout: the catch is probably that it's not considered food in the US :D

09:13:02 mircea_popescu: http://40.media.tumblr.com/0f0f6485b8784f85e3d3155bb09b861c/tumblr_numzdfjojq1ty4k89o1_1280.jpg << what's the word for this ?

09:13:42 BingoBoingo: anyway kraft owns vegemite last i checked so really, it's a fucking american food now << Nah, it's basically prison loaf for yall stuck in our social justice lab

09:13:45 davout: "URL"

09:13:48 cazalla: who gives a fuck what you call it mircea_popescu

09:14:06 cazalla: you can call that piss bread and ill eat it up!

09:14:11 mircea_popescu: no i mean, when you put your penis (or alt-penis as the case may be) in someone else's pic

09:14:38 davout: photo bomb?

09:14:46 mircea_popescu: hm

09:14:54 cazalla: nah not photo bomb, but i know there is a word

09:15:05 cazalla: like when ya let ya nuts sag outta ya jeans in a photo

09:16:29 BingoBoingo: like when ya let ya nuts sag outta ya jeans in a photo << Waiting (2005) has names for all the possibilities in the penis showing game

09:20:09 mircea_popescu: re http://www.reuters.com/article/2015/10/01/us-afghanistan-attack-idUSKCN0RU07Y20151001 << http://log.bitcoin-assets.com//?date=09-09-2015#1268240 and subsequently.

09:20:10 assbot: Afghan forces retake Kunduz city center from Taliban | Reuters ... ( http://bit.ly/1QMbAY1 )

09:20:10 assbot: Logged on 09-09-2015 18:57:08; mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=09-09-2015#1267818 << for the record, a "modern military base" IS a horrible castle.

09:20:53 mircea_popescu: "oh, the great military victory of having (briefly) retaken a position we lost to the enemy last week, which was like their greatest victory ever."

09:21:13 mircea_popescu: totally. let's play war in the sense of the jews trading "artwork", we keep defeating each other this way both sides win.

09:21:55 mircea_popescu: if latest victory is greatest victory then the current pacycheck is correctly priviledged at the expense of all previous ones. win.

09:24:04 mircea_popescu: ;;later tell pete_dushenski "and isn?t about to start" << you mean become.

09:24:05 gribble: The operation succeeded.

09:35:59 mircea_popescu: ;;later tell pete_dushenski and for that matter fin is masculine yo.

09:35:59 gribble: The operation succeeded.

09:38:22 davout: mircea_popescu: la fin?

09:38:42 mircea_popescu: that's what he said

09:39:27 mircea_popescu: no fucking way!

09:40:03 mircea_popescu: Le Fin de Si?cle, butotherwise, "la fin" ?!

09:40:24 davout: la fin as in "the end" is feminine

09:40:35 Naphex: jgarzik join shitpay advisory board with gavin; maybe they can advise them not to send 5000 BTC to random people on the internets

09:40:51 mircea_popescu: omfg.

09:40:54 mircea_popescu: i know nothing!

09:40:57 davout: Naphex: jgarzik was already working for bitpay unless i'm mistaken

09:41:04 mircea_popescu: for a year or more.

09:41:24 Naphex: promotion to Advisory Board for good rimjobs probably

09:41:30 Naphex: whatever the hell that means

09:41:34 mircea_popescu: no, they just ran out of people.

09:42:00 mircea_popescu: went through the "missed runway firing 90% of staff" start-up thing a few weeks ago.

09:42:03 davout: you can use "fin" as masculine but then it's something else

09:42:10 davout: see "le fin du fin"

09:42:31 mircea_popescu: davout so i'm learnin'.

09:43:02 cazalla: dindu nuffin

10:04:18 mircea_popescu: http://41.media.tumblr.com/c9df6e31f05b4da84119b654d5743954/tumblr_nlosxuBZpG1tkiwgwo1_1280.jpg isn't she cute.

10:04:20 assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1M3nnO1 )

10:16:14 mircea_popescu: so let me ask, of asciilifeform or whosoever wishes to approach the problem, the following theoretical question.

10:18:25 mircea_popescu: so 1) eulora is a computer game. this makes it software, yes, but because it is not actually trying to solve a problem/set of problems but to CREATE a set of problems (which is the very nature of games, after all - the people running 100m aren't in a hurry and the people doing relay aren't actually you know, passing important messages in that stick or w/e, it's just makework for the enjoyment of the process) it has to

10:18:25 mircea_popescu: constantly change.

10:18:59 mircea_popescu: there isn't a definitive fixed form eulora that is the answer to a putative "eulora problem". there's going to permanently be changes to it, known in the parlance as "expansions".

10:19:23 mircea_popescu: now 2) diana coman keeps a bot which automates various game tasks. obviously enough, this bot has versions.

10:19:30 mircea_popescu: how would kelvin versioning work for diana's bot ?

10:20:06 mircea_popescu: more importantly : if kelvin versioning is not useful for diana's bot, on what exactly does the expectation that kelvin versioning is useful at all rest ?

10:29:55 mircea_popescu: (and the disruption eulora brings to the table doesn't end here, incidentally. the above requirements as to change are why while i'm in generall all for open source, i will never share the fucking server code. it's not just that easy copying of the "exam rule book" so to speak makes the exam unworthy of taking, and therefore the game more boring. it's more importantly that i have to conserve for myself the space of mov

10:29:55 mircea_popescu: ement, a problem that items which are expected to be fixed-form solutions to specified problems do not share.

10:30:32 mircea_popescu: so in this sense : open source doesnarrow the space of possibilities. this however is only beneficial for some of the things, those that have a perfect form to be found.)

11:11:18 cazalla: is this true? "Codeine is not available over the counter in the US, most of Europe, Hong Kong, India and Japan, but about 1.3 million packets are sold at pharmacies around Australia every month."

11:11:24 cazalla: from http://www.theage.com.au/national/all-codeinecontaining-medications-could-be-prescriptiononly-from-next-year-20151001-gjzdex.html

11:11:27 assbot: All codeine-containing medications could be prescription-only from next year ... ( http://bit.ly/1FKf4d2 )

11:12:27 cazalla: for some reason i thought it was purple dranks all 'round in ussa

11:14:47 davout: codeine is totally available OTC in France

11:16:34 deedbot-: [fraudsters] BitBet (S.BBET) September 2015 Statement - http://fraudsters.com/2015/bitbet-sbbet-september-2015-statement/

11:19:37 mircea_popescu: cazalla yeah the libertards went nuts with codeine

11:20:17 *: mircea_popescu had it as a 9 yo child, nobody cared. now it KILLS!!11

11:44:18 jurov: !mpif

11:44:19 assbot: BtcAlpha.com F.MPIF Tracker estimated NAV per share: 0.00021538 B (Total: 427.91 B). Delta: 0.37 B. Last trade for F.MPIF on MPEX was at 0.000207 BTC [+]

11:44:25 jurov: !t m f.mpif

11:44:25 assbot: Ah, your hair. Your hair is soft. It's like a girl's. Now how do you get it that way?

11:44:46 jurov: mpif should start reselling codeine or whatevs

11:45:32 mircea_popescu: srsly.

12:04:10 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17161 @ 0.000685 = 11.7553 BTC [+]

12:29:35 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 31221 @ 0.00067894 = 21.1972 BTC [-] {3}

12:40:27 deedbot-: [fraudsters] Whoever said resource allocation is a solved problem deserves a kick in the nads. - http://fraudsters.com/2015/whoever-said-resource-allocation-is-a-solved-problem-deserves-a-kick-in-the-nads/

12:41:46 jurov: deedbot-: http://therealbitcoin.org/ml/btc-dev/attachments/20151001/attachment_49fce8b161347553452b2968861026ecbc2a56a0.txt

12:41:47 assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1M3DriW )

12:41:49 deedbot-: accepted: 1

12:42:08 jurov: deedbot-: http://explo.yt/public/fmpif_201509.txt.asc

12:42:09 assbot: 503 Service Unavailable ... ( http://bit.ly/1M3DviC )

12:42:09 deedbot-: Bad URL or network outage.

12:43:05 jurov: wtf

12:43:12 mircea_popescu: skam!

12:43:14 thestringpuller: anyone following hearn's ban from bitcoin?

12:43:25 mircea_popescu: how do you follow an event ?

12:43:44 thestringpuller: i usually type /lastlog

12:43:58 mircea_popescu: http://40.media.tumblr.com/d5fb5a78f48c05b4aa59ad1c59b30cae/tumblr_nlcqzyMvqi1skwz29o1_1280.jpg << baby fat is best fat!

12:43:59 assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1O5fLPD )

12:44:44 jurov: deedbot-: http://www.explo.yt/public/fmpif_201509.txt.asc

12:44:44 assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1O5fSL0 )

12:44:45 deedbot-: accepted: 1

12:45:36 thestringpuller: davout: purple drink is easier to get in France? No wonder Kanye and Jay-Z love it.

12:45:56 davout: i have nfi what purple drink is

12:46:17 thestringpuller: ;;ud purple drank

12:46:18 gribble: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=purple+drank | purple drank. codeine/promethazine cough syrup mixed in with some sprite. serve it up in a white styrafoam cup with some ice and your good to go. you can mix ...

12:47:17 davout: aha, interdasting

12:47:47 jurov: meh codeine, frenchies use lidocaine for sore throat

12:48:09 jurov: they gave me these lidocaine bonbones in strasbourg when i asked them for something

12:48:25 jurov: took them home, everyone was wtf

12:48:51 davout: jurov: they sell codeine in combination with paracetamol here, for headaches mostly

12:49:24 davout: but yeah, lidocaine is totally a thing here, no idea what's in it

12:50:37 mircea_popescu: lidocaine lol. that's it.

12:52:59 *: mircea_popescu had a nasal endoscopy recently, doc wanted to give me lidocaine for it, i didn't want it, he was like, "i don't understand why anyone would want to be unable to speak/chew and drool all over themselves for three hours to avoid the minimal disconfort of a half minute procedure, but you're the first one to turn it down in so long i forget"

12:54:03 davout: mircea_popescu: the reasoning is probably something along the lines of: "guy offers painkillers, stuff's prolly painful"

12:54:27 mircea_popescu: right. and on the other hand, "people seem to take them, i guess i gotta offer them."

12:54:33 mircea_popescu: vicious circle to the moon.

12:54:40 davout: makes sense

12:55:24 mircea_popescu: but i mean... if you need anesthesia for nasal endoscopy then women definitely need like a spinal tap for the case someone inserts a finger in the cunt

12:55:37 mircea_popescu: let us not even mention the gruesome pain of touching the rectum or something

12:56:15 davout: to me "nasal endoscopy" just sounds like "finger in the nose, just longer"

12:56:23 mircea_popescu: and thinner

12:56:49 pete_dushenski: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=01-10-2015#1289180 <--> http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=22-10-2014#887888

12:56:49 assbot: Logged on 01-10-2015 02:37:09; brg444: still amazes me someone out there can turn on/off nearly 100,000,000 GH/S with the flick of a wrist

12:56:49 assbot: Logged on 22-10-2014 07:45:49; mircea_popescu: pete_dushenski: it's completely wild to see how much the bitcoin network hashrate fluctuates. << you understand those aren't directly measured, but more like calculated after the fact ? it's normal variance, you're trying to guess how many times a coin is tossed by how many heads you see. well...

12:57:11 mircea_popescu: "i will now insert this flexible qtip in your nose. would you like me to hit you in the head with this mallet first ? for safety?"

12:57:44 pete_dushenski: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=01-10-2015#1289228 << replied :)

12:57:44 assbot: Logged on 01-10-2015 06:32:21; BingoBoingo: ;;later tell pete_dushenski I got a comment in your que

12:58:13 pete_dushenski: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=01-10-2015#1289605 << fixed. cheers.

12:58:13 assbot: Logged on 01-10-2015 09:24:04; mircea_popescu: ;;later tell pete_dushenski "and isn?t about to start" << you mean become.

12:59:25 pete_dushenski: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=01-10-2015#1289607 << omgerd this is Movie Ending 101 ! 'la fin du film' !

12:59:25 assbot: Logged on 01-10-2015 09:35:59; mircea_popescu: ;;later tell pete_dushenski and for that matter fin is masculine yo.

12:59:53 mircea_popescu: it's time for me to start frenchxt

13:00:03 mircea_popescu: im sick of all this irresponsible conservative behaviour


13:01:00 pete_dushenski: hehe

13:01:48 davout: mircea_popescu: you're late to this particular party >>> http://www.leparisien.fr/societe/nouvelles-regles-d-orthographe-dix-points-a-connaitre-09-11-2011-1710512.php#xtref=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.fr

13:01:49 assbot: Nouvelles règles d'orthographe : dix points à connaître ... ( http://bit.ly/1M3FNhu )

13:02:07 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9200 @ 0.000685 = 6.302 BTC [+]

13:02:12 mircea_popescu: that "xtref" is a joke right ?

13:02:42 pete_dushenski: if you're going to diddle 'la fin' you may as well go all the way, get your director, and start shootin' !

13:02:56 pete_dushenski: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com//?date=25-09-2015#1285984 <<

13:02:56 assbot: Logged on 25-09-2015 23:45:02; *: mircea_popescu wants a director now.

13:03:06 mircea_popescu: 3 On emploie l'accent grave (au lieu de l'accent aigu) dans un certain nombre de mots, ainsi qu'au futur et au conditionnel des verbes qui se conjuguent comme ? c?der ?. Ex : ?v?nement, r?glementaire, ils r?gleraient (avant : ?v?nement, r?glementaire, ils r?gleraient).

13:03:10 mircea_popescu: ahahaha GET THE FUCK OFF MY LAWN

13:03:23 pete_dushenski: mircea_popescu didn't you produce pornos before ?

13:03:37 mircea_popescu: been a while

13:04:24 pete_dushenski: événement << blech.

13:04:33 mircea_popescu: Ex : des matchs, un r?volver (des matches, un revolver). << revolver is a bona fide french mot neh ? or would that be revolveur

13:05:15 pete_dushenski: "mama said he's bona fide!" (o brother where art thou)

13:05:46 pete_dushenski: cute when 8 year old girl says it ;)

13:06:44 pete_dushenski: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=01-10-2015#1289110 << and your qualifications would be ?

13:06:44 assbot: Logged on 01-10-2015 01:02:00; VariaVarietatis: ;;later tell pete_dushenski I'd be willing to help with the PR.

13:06:53 davout: mircea_popescu: i'd say revolver is english

13:07:42 pete_dushenski: speaking of pr, here i was thinking idkwtf it is, then lo and behold, my digital memory came through in the clutch : http://www.contravex.com/2015/01/26/even-north-korea-knows-that-public-relations-isnt-about-being-nice-anymore/

13:07:44 assbot: Even North Korea knows that public relations isn’t about being nice anymore. | Contravex: A blog by Pete Dushenski ... ( http://bit.ly/1M3GGqm )

13:08:01 davout: or maybe there's a subtle, or not so subtle, difference between revolver and pistolet that i'm unaware of

13:08:04 pete_dushenski: the things i didn't know i know !

13:08:13 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 29811 @ 0.000685 = 20.4205 BTC [+]

13:11:29 asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=01-10-2015#1289635 << if rifle is worthles as a fishing rod, where does the expectation that it is useful in the hunt rest.

13:11:29 assbot: Logged on 01-10-2015 10:20:06; mircea_popescu: more importantly : if kelvin versioning is not useful for diana's bot, on what exactly does the expectation that kelvin versioning is useful at all rest ?

13:13:20 asciilifeform: kelvin versioning is for proggy which ~solves~ well-defined problem, yes. it is to signal intent to converge, with exponentially smaller (in practice also ~rarer~) increments on eternal perfection.

13:14:33 pete_dushenski: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=30-09-2015#1288939 << well, if 'b-a is by now at a stage where it kinda needs its own pr agency', are you proposing that therealbitcoin, bitbet, mpex, s.nsa, qntra, paymium, etc. are looking to hire pr talent ?

13:14:33 assbot: Logged on 30-09-2015 20:12:15; mircea_popescu: pete_dushenski you get clients, work on their projects. like anyone else.

13:14:51 asciilifeform: this is the Right Thing for ~very few~ items. and yes, a game is a textbook example of where it is ~not~.

13:15:13 pete_dushenski: mircea_popescu i mean, hanbot did her time in the trenches, which mpex presumably backed, but who of the 3-4 actual businesses here is going to pay for yours truly to shmooze at conpherenes ? i'm not totally sure i see it.

13:15:24 mircea_popescu: davout a revolver is defined by having a revolving chamber

13:15:36 pete_dushenski: conpherences*

13:15:36 mircea_popescu: line fed pistols are... pistols.

13:16:06 *: pete_dushenski has same fusil-related intuation

13:16:11 mircea_popescu: asciilifeform so in that sense, programming is not a unified field. there are two disjunct efforts.

13:16:27 mircea_popescu: i suspect a large part of current nonsense stems from confusion which may be related to that conflation.

13:16:41 mircea_popescu: most programmers of the web-and-vc ilk today are not in fact solvers, but chasers.

13:17:35 asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: programming is a proto-field, very much stuck in its 'alchemical' stage.

13:17:52 mircea_popescu: yeah. bu this hunt fishing paradigm is, at least to me, very informative.

13:18:11 pete_dushenski: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=01-10-2015#1289299 << ha. neato history.

13:18:11 assbot: Logged on 01-10-2015 07:11:11; midnightmagic: mircea_popescu: The Fils de Liberte were likely guilty of it. I don't know if they were actually charged. Yes, a pile of people have been charged, and convicted, of sedition in Canada. Interesting semi-related factoid. de Gaulle when he gave his famous (in Canada) speech "vive le Quebec! vive le Quebec LIBRE!" and the camera cuts to uproariously jubilant crowd, that's an edit by a separatiste

13:18:29 mircea_popescu: pete_dushenski eulora certainly is, xtokica is, qntra and bitbet might be, the beeline islong.

13:18:32 pete_dushenski: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=01-10-2015#1289314 << ya. mailbox bomber kids

13:18:32 assbot: Logged on 01-10-2015 07:15:53; midnightmagic: I'm sorry, I'm mixing up groups. Not Fils de Liberte. I meant le Front de Liberation de Quebec.

13:19:26 mircea_popescu: they;ll pay if the roi is there. your job is in making sure the roi is there, which is not trivial, and will probably take significant effort early on.

13:19:42 pete_dushenski: mircea_popescu splendid

13:20:19 pete_dushenski: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=01-10-2015#1289341 << lelz

13:20:19 assbot: Logged on 01-10-2015 07:28:24; mircea_popescu: "your honor, i direct your attention to page 792,paragraph H of tome 9 of the conspiracy to overthrow the world over! as you can clearly see, it says right there i disagree with things and stuff."

13:20:48 mircea_popescu: to put numbers behind this : http://fraudsters.com/2015/minigame-smg-june-2015-statement/#selection-181.0-193.6

13:20:49 assbot: MiniGame (S.MG), June 2015 Statement on fraudsters - A blog by Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1P7lfdl )

13:20:49 pete_dushenski: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=01-10-2015#1289347 << midnightmagic is a canadian law-talkin' guy ? o.O

13:20:49 assbot: Logged on 01-10-2015 07:31:04; midnightmagic: The contract they were trying to sue us under was held invalid by the British Columbia Court of Appeals because they didn't have the right to lease the premises of an unabandoned railway depot for other purposes.

13:21:03 mircea_popescu: s.mg actually spent close to 8 btc in an abortive attempt at this.

13:21:31 mircea_popescu: before that, the meanwhile defunct s.wol also spent a decent chunk, about in the same range.

13:21:42 pete_dushenski: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtVllgTPyfk&list=PLC18800BAF7395CA8 << 'law-talkin' guy'

13:21:43 assbot: that's why you are the judge and I'm the law-talking guy - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1P7lllf )

13:22:07 pete_dushenski: mircea_popescu damn.

13:22:20 pete_dushenski: that's not an insignificant chunk o' change

13:22:43 asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=01-10-2015#1289736 << there existed at least one 'revolver' where the drum revolved to snarf up wankel-shaped cartridges from a hilt magazine, whereby this cartridge would be its own chamber! and fell out when spent and drum rotated!

13:22:43 assbot: Logged on 01-10-2015 13:15:24; mircea_popescu: davout a revolver is defined by having a revolving chamber

13:23:24 asciilifeform: iirc, 'dardick's system'

13:23:58 pete_dushenski: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=01-10-2015#1289384 << chin-ups, push-ups, sit-ups, walk-ups. the way to go, really.

13:23:58 assbot: Logged on 01-10-2015 07:49:39; cazalla: dem nigger jail work outs would've been better in hindsight.. own weight

13:26:28 pete_dushenski: mircea_popescu http://www.contravex.com/2015/10/01/in-which-volkswagen-takes-aim-at-the-insanity-of-statal-overbearing/#comment-32083

13:26:29 assbot: In which Volkswagen takes aim at the insanity of statal overbearing. | Contravex: A blog by Pete Dushenski ... ( http://bit.ly/1P7lPrr )

13:27:26 asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=01-10-2015#1289392 << this is why 'fastfood-fat' is, to the trained eye, a thing; and is what i thought the term 'hamplanet' referred to, customarily.

13:27:26 assbot: Logged on 01-10-2015 07:57:19; mircea_popescu: the OTHER however, and in the us population without exception the more important, is toxin load. the body has two approaches to dealing with toxins : excretion and fat burial.

13:28:17 asciilifeform: just about nobody, outside of p.t. barnum's circus, was 'hamplanet' in 1880. not rich people, either.

13:31:01 asciilifeform: the 'planet' thing, as with most american neologisms, leaves little to the imagination. it refers not to obesity even but to a qualitative jump in the progression of the disease where the afflicted begins to lose 'human form' - what a child might draw when asked to 'draw person' - and converge to... a sphere. hence 'planet.'

13:31:02 pete_dushenski: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=01-10-2015#1289449 << whole place is a zombie. also where usistan is headed. http://www.contravex.com/2015/03/15/emancipation-shemancipation-independence-shmindependence/

13:31:02 assbot: Logged on 01-10-2015 08:19:34; mircea_popescu: anyway. or to get back to jamaica, there is zombie. but kindaoverused.

13:31:04 assbot: Emancipation shemancipation, independence shmindependence. | Contravex: A blog by Pete Dushenski ... ( http://bit.ly/1hf3nAq )

13:32:25 pete_dushenski: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=01-10-2015#1289503 << sorta kinda ties into http://jackbaruth.com/?p=3529#more-3529

13:32:25 assbot: Logged on 01-10-2015 08:39:22; mircea_popescu: here's an idea for a tumblr : take a chick to random toliets, fuck her, polaroid a scene, leave it affixed to the wall with some email on it, publish the emails you get.

13:32:27 assbot: Look Into The Face Of The Man Who Seduced Fifty Women In Two Years — And Despair | Riverside Green ... ( http://bit.ly/1P7muJz )

13:32:53 pete_dushenski: "this guy slept with fifty women. Fifty. He’s not a movie star or a well-known musician or even, ahem, a great writer. He owns a coffee shop in Asheville, NC. He frequently “dominated” or “humiliated” the women he met, and he claims to have introduced a few of them to anal sex, but every single experience he had with them was entirely and thoroughly consensual."

13:34:54 pete_dushenski: "14. M. – Cold Approach – 6/6/5 – Bail. Boring mid-twenties girl I approached at a boring bar. The first and second dates were boring, her friends were boring, and the sex was boring. I have no idea what she’s doing now, but it’s probably boring."

13:35:40 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16100 @ 0.000685 = 11.0285 BTC [+]

13:36:25 pete_dushenski: "24. G. – Tinder – 8/8/9 – Logistics. Early twenties blonde model and a fucking rockstar. The only girl I’ve fucked who was hot enough, feminine enough, and interesting enough to be a long term option. One day while she was riding me and squirting all over me she said “If I was staying here I’d totally fucking date you.” I felt the same but she moved to the Pacific Northwest a week later. She has the

13:36:26 pete_dushenski: red-pill awareness to know that her early twenties is the time to lock a man down."

13:36:52 pete_dushenski: this is what 'red-pill awareness' means now ? o.O

13:37:35 pete_dushenski: not that i disagree that a girl's early 20s are prime mating time, but this should be self-evident, not 'down the rabbit hole' stuff

13:38:26 pete_dushenski: "33. C. – Tinder – 8/8/8 – Boyfriend. Really sexy, feminine, generous mid-twenties brunette. MASSIVE tits. I fucked her ass for the first time, and she promptly got weird on me and withheld sex the next time we saw each other. I let it ride and found out later she’d been seeing her ex again. She got weird because I came in her ass while things were getting serious with him."

13:38:39 pete_dushenski: bwahaha. nice gotcha.

13:39:59 pete_dushenski: "If I threw in a little calibrated genuine romantic emotion, combined with sexual dominance, it was relatively easy to keep them hooked. This is why 50 Shades of Grey is so popular – Christian Grey isn’t an asshole. He almost cares too much while still being sexually dominant. Women want to be swept up in an emotional whirlwind, and the more I tried to keep my “Alpha cool” the more they responded with

13:39:59 pete_dushenski: flakiness or coldness. But my goal has also been harem-building, not one night stands."

13:40:32 pete_dushenski: i'll let mp take this last comment from mr. coffee shop :P

13:46:06 pete_dushenski: "You can already rate restaurants, hotels, movies, college classes, government agencies and bowel movements online. So the most surprising thing about Peeple — basically Yelp, but for humans — may be the fact that no one has yet had the gall to launch something like it. When the app does launch, probably in late November, you will be able to assign reviews and one- to five-star ratings to everyone you know:

13:46:06 pete_dushenski: your exes, your co-workers, the old guy who lives next door. You can’t opt out — once someone puts your name in the Peeple system, it’s there unless you violate the site’s terms of service. And you can’t delete bad or biased reviews — that would defeat the whole purpose."

13:46:27 pete_dushenski: ^moar log readers taking their 'new ideas' out into the world of vc chumpatronics

13:47:15 pete_dushenski: that being said, i can see 'people' quite liking 'peeple'

13:47:24 pete_dushenski: basically a 'rate my md' for everyone everywhere

13:48:23 pete_dushenski: http://forthepeeple.com

13:48:25 assbot: Peeple | Character is Destiny ... ( http://bit.ly/1KTJ9DR )

13:49:14 pete_dushenski: basically, mr. coffee shop was just a step ahead of nicole and julia here

13:49:32 pete_dushenski: though, of course, the wot a few steps further ahead still

13:51:19 pete_dushenski: "Can I start someone else's profile? Yes. You will need their cell phone number to start their profile and they will receive a text that you were the person to start their profile and that they should check out what you said about them on our app." << surely, this can't be gamed! it's 100% certified fresh dummyproof!

13:52:20 pete_dushenski: o good god these women are from calgary alberta. the shame.

13:55:17 pete_dushenski: Julia Cordray and Nicole McCullough, ftr, you both suck. that you've raised $350k is a testament to the problem of too much money, not the worth of your unoriginal ideas. don't quit your dayjobs and/or give your rich husband's feet a big smooch when you get home.

13:56:40 pete_dushenski: "As of Monday, the company’s shares put its value at $7.6 million" << gtfo. seriously.

14:06:34 thestringpuller: Wassup pete_dushenski

14:06:42 pete_dushenski: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKegRnTimFs << views from 'when the world worked'. in usa, 1930s were the last decade of any sort of wealth.

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14:06:57 pete_dushenski: top o' the morning, thestringpuller

14:07:11 diana_coman: cazalla> is this true? "Codeine is not available over the counter in the US, most of Europe, Hong Kong, India and Japan, but about 1.3 million packets are sold at pharmacies around Australia every month." <- it's true in the UK at least (where they are nuts anyway)

14:07:55 diana_coman: they made such a fuss and then they gave me a whole bunch in hospital anyway (threw most of them away in the end)

14:08:22 thestringpuller: that could have made some good purple drank

14:08:38 pete_dushenski: sippin on some sizzurp

14:10:33 diana_coman: I suspect it kind of gave me some weird hallucinations but it could have been due to the more-than-extreme-falling-asleep-while-walking exhaustion instead, hard to tell

14:12:32 pete_dushenski: diana_coman i found codeine to make me dizzier and more nauseous than pain-free. only took for a day after wisdom teef extraction.

14:13:22 diana_coman: well, it was post emergency cesarian, so I thought that might hurt (turned out that I didn't need it hence chucked it away but...)

14:13:43 pete_dushenski: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=01-10-2015#1289644 << contravex is famous ! ima be rich !

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14:14:08 pete_dushenski: diana_coman you're a champ.

14:16:50 diana_coman: thanks pete_dushenski

14:26:18 pete_dushenski: http://www.contravex.com/2014/07/23/a-guide-to-buying-5000-ether-bitcoin-2-5x-more-than-ethereums-genesis-sale/#comment-32029 << ethtards are relentless, i tell ya. never underestimate retard strength, kids.

14:26:20 assbot: A Guide To Buying 5000 Ether/Bitcoin, 2.5x More Than Ethereum’s Genesis Sale Offers | Contravex: A blog by Pete Dushenski ... ( http://bit.ly/1KTMvqD )

14:31:35 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2655 @ 0.00067639 = 1.7958 BTC [-] {4}

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14:36:27 davout: pete_dushenski: "As to my “sub-child level of maturity,” given that I just so happen to have an enfant terrible chez moi, I can attest first-hand to my vastly superior level of maturity. Example #1 : I don’t cry when I’m hungry, I go to the fridge. Example #2 : I don’t shit my own pants, I use the bathroom. And if you were just being hyperbolic, you suck at it." <<< top kek

14:38:36 mircea_popescu: hey io+nteret+iong bruth kl

14:38:59 mircea_popescu: hey io+nteret+iong bruth kl

14:39:00 mircea_popescu: io+nkl

14:39:04 mircea_popescu: io+mfg my kl

14:39:07 mircea_popescu: bd io+ hio+t

14:40:29 *: pete_dushenski can hear the sound of mp's keyboard breaking in two over his knee

14:40:50 pete_dushenski: time for a model m big buy !

14:41:41 mircea_popescu: that is exactly what happened ftr

14:41:47 mircea_popescu: hotspare ready to go!

14:42:01 pete_dushenski: i have excellent hearing.

14:42:06 mircea_popescu: herring

14:42:14 mircea_popescu: so ... interesting bruth link

14:42:15 pete_dushenski: cod

14:42:41 pete_dushenski: actually had the most incredible kimchi-spiced sea bass last night

14:42:55 mircea_popescu: tho he packs a disproportionate load of "nice guy with great sense of humour A++ would treat nice again"

14:43:56 mircea_popescu: in other news, http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2237221/Girl-15-forced-stand-road-humiliating-sign.html

14:43:57 assbot: Girl, 15, forced to stand by side of the road with humiliating sign | Daily Mail Online ... ( http://bit.ly/1FIcvsg )

14:44:06 mircea_popescu: what the fuck sort of retard figures the right move is to ADVERTISE this ?

14:45:03 pete_dushenski: bwahaha. might as well say 'slut here <-- for good time call 32948493843'

14:45:22 mircea_popescu: and very vaguely related, but perhaps of alf interest : http://www.news.com.au/technology/online/grisha-mamurin-causes-online-storm-after-a-series-of-humiliating-videos-appear-on-youtube/story-fnjwnhzf-1227410656528

14:45:24 assbot: Grisha Mamurin has provoked a storm of protest by paying girls to flash their boobs and kiss him ... ( http://bit.ly/1FIcQuX )

14:45:31 mircea_popescu: when i get rich enough to afford 120 dollars i might try that!

14:46:14 pete_dushenski: maybe that'll be the day i can afford eizo monitors like that rich man stan

14:46:45 mircea_popescu: it's pretty ridiculous, whar's so noteworthy about this ?

14:46:55 mircea_popescu: rich guy pays money for having a meal brought to him by some dude.

14:47:07 mircea_popescu: rich guy pays money for being hauled through air at high speed.

14:47:10 mircea_popescu: da fuck already.

14:47:22 mircea_popescu: what did they think money was far ?

14:47:23 mircea_popescu: for*

14:48:34 pete_dushenski: donating to peta

14:49:53 mircea_popescu: this is that, no ?

14:50:02 diana_coman: uhm, why is that humiliating exactly?

14:50:12 diana_coman: it is ugly as a sign, true

14:50:23 thestringpuller: diana_coman: american teens are easily embarrassed

14:50:33 diana_coman: but humiliating...for the father maybe?

14:50:37 thestringpuller: you can embarrass your teenager very easily in america by just showing up to school

14:50:48 diana_coman: oh

14:50:51 thestringpuller: "Hi honey I brought you, your lunch!"

14:50:58 thestringpuller: "Dad that's so fucking embarrassing"

14:51:12 diana_coman: "oh good, will come back more often then, until you get over it"

14:51:42 mircea_popescu: diana_coman generally the coy behaviour makes girls retract from sudden spikes of attention.

14:51:50 mircea_popescu: inept men misinterpret this as "humiliating".

14:52:34 mircea_popescu: (also misinterpret the absence of the problem as "beinga slut")

14:52:56 diana_coman: uhm, 12-14-16 year old me certainly recoiled/retracted from sudden cries/shouts etc from construction workers in the centre of the town

14:53:07 mircea_popescu: really, behavioural heuristics are probably the most scandalously poor "superpower" of the man in the street.

14:53:16 diana_coman: until 16 year old me figured out that ...they only talk, so bullshit

14:53:18 diana_coman: lolz

14:54:11 mircea_popescu: disappointment comes early!

14:54:44 diana_coman: lolz

14:55:23 mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=01-10-2015#1289786 <<< honestly to me this just sounds like typical contemporary female insecurity. she;s making a hedged bet. "i'd date you. except if you don't want to, in which case i wasn't going to anyway."

14:55:23 assbot: Logged on 01-10-2015 13:36:52; pete_dushenski: this is what 'red-pill awareness' means now ? o.O

14:55:57 mircea_popescu: ;;google "listen to old gloria. the greater sacrifices"

14:55:58 gribble: Listen to Choral Anthems Sung in Worship - The First Presbyterian ...: ; Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa Script - Drew's Script-O-Rama: ; Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa - Wikiquote: (1 more message)

14:56:05 mircea_popescu: google you fucking stink seriously.

14:56:33 mircea_popescu: http://www.springfieldspringfield.co.uk/movie_script.php?movie=butterfield-8

14:56:34 assbot: BUtterfield 8 (1960) Movie Script | SS ... ( http://bit.ly/1KWvcnZ )

14:58:45 pete_dushenski: mircea_popescu sounds to me like this girl was actually just leaving town, but hey, had we been there, we'd know for sure.

14:59:09 mircea_popescu: right. which is why she said this.

14:59:20 mircea_popescu: because it wouldn't have been redundant.

14:59:35 mircea_popescu: like right now i'm typing. and im telling you im typing, in case you didn't know. maybe you were curious.

14:59:38 mircea_popescu: hey pete_dushenski im typing.

14:59:51 mircea_popescu: ya know ? if i weren't typing right now i'd be sipping on my cooler.

15:00:41 pete_dushenski: what, like ppl don't narrate their lives ?

15:00:59 pete_dushenski: "honey, brb, going to grab the mail"

15:01:23 pete_dushenski: "dear, i'm off to work in the mines, see you this evening"

15:01:29 mircea_popescu: or alternatively, like it wouldn't make for a great fucking story, "and then i said hey if i weren't leaving for this uberimportant reason i'd totally marry you while coming all over him, and then he said the hell with reason, marry me, and that's when i said yes"

15:01:47 pete_dushenski: instead of just walking out the door at some point, mayhaps or mayhaps not to return

15:02:26 mircea_popescu: i've yet to meet someone who narrates their life as they climax, but then again im relatively inexperienced.

15:02:46 mircea_popescu: (seriously, i am. i fucked much fewer men than most of the women i ever hang out with.)

15:03:48 pete_dushenski: me thinks mr. coffee slut is being lyrical. as fucking if anyone is narrating their future plans WHILST SQUIRTING

15:04:26 pete_dushenski: why not also do sunday times crossword while bungee jumping ?

15:04:29 mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=01-10-2015#1289802 << it's the newest and bestests in coverup for spam.

15:04:29 assbot: Logged on 01-10-2015 13:51:19; pete_dushenski: "Can I start someone else's profile? Yes. You will need their cell phone number to start their profile and they will receive a text that you were the person to start their profile and that they should check out what you said about them on our app." << surely, this can't be gamed! it's 100% certified fresh dummyproof!

15:05:21 mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=01-10-2015#1289804 <<< ahahawhat bs, they raised 350k ? this is not enough to cover the cost of raising.

15:05:21 assbot: Logged on 01-10-2015 13:55:17; pete_dushenski: Julia Cordray and Nicole McCullough, ftr, you both suck. that you've raised $350k is a testament to the problem of too much money, not the worth of your unoriginal ideas. don't quit your dayjobs and/or give your rich husband's feet a big smooch when you get home.

15:07:04 mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=01-10-2015#1289816 << kinda the reason the c-section is literally the oldest medical procedure known to man

15:07:04 assbot: Logged on 01-10-2015 14:13:22; diana_coman: well, it was post emergency cesarian, so I thought that might hurt (turned out that I didn't need it hence chucked it away but...)

15:07:14 mircea_popescu: is that inexplicably it doesn;t hurt and heals well

15:07:18 mircea_popescu: it makes no fucking sense, but still.

15:07:30 diana_coman: from what I heard it's not really like that

15:07:36 mircea_popescu: yeah.

15:07:39 pete_dushenski: c section, afaik, doesn't heal ~that~ well.

15:07:57 mircea_popescu: pete_dushenski it doesn't heal as in, restore function. but it does heal in the sense, you won'tfucking die from it.

15:08:02 pete_dushenski: the victims can't lift a teacup for several weeks, limited to one flight of stairs per day, etc.

15:08:08 diana_coman: I know people who could barely move out of bed 1 week after that

15:08:08 mircea_popescu: sure.

15:08:28 mircea_popescu: but comparatively, medieval bullet extraction had < 50% survival rate.

15:08:36 pete_dushenski: yes, survival is there. no doubt about it.

15:08:58 pete_dushenski: bbiab

15:09:08 diana_coman: I was out walking after a solid sleep (which was the one and only thing I needed like crazy)

15:09:33 diana_coman: pete_dushenski exactly, except when...no

15:11:05 diana_coman: maybe I was lucky or something but honestly all I needed was rest+food (both in huge amounts admittedly) and otherwise....

15:11:51 diana_coman: mircea_popescu> pete_dushenski it doesn't heal as in, restore function <- uhm, what do you mean?

15:13:53 diana_coman: there is vbac too if that's what you mean (with 1/200 chance of uterus rupture and potential death, yes - then again, just check out in how many ways one can die giving -or should I say not-giving- birth the first time anyway)

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15:23:06 mircea_popescu: diana_coman generally you can't deliver normally after one.

15:23:19 diana_coman: what do you mean by generally?

15:23:54 diana_coman: vbac = vaginal birth after c-section so yeah, "normally"

15:24:17 mircea_popescu: what was it, 40% ?

15:24:58 mircea_popescu: iirc it's almost nil in primiparous women with difficult delivery ; as high as 50% in multiparous women with one difficult presentation.

15:25:44 diana_coman: it didn't use to be the practice/allowed so kind of hard to tell (as far as I know in Romania for instance you'd still be directly set up for a c-section) so kind of biased numbers as to what the body can/cannot

15:25:44 mircea_popescu: anyway, iirc plenty of hospitals won't even consider it, because the cost/effort of emergency c section is too high

15:25:54 mircea_popescu: myeah.

15:26:30 diana_coman: the thing is: what used to be the % of death at birth? would you say as high as 40%?

15:26:34 mircea_popescu: "Also mircea_popescu has disappear off the face of the earth. It?s time for him to pay up. He can not be found on twitter or OTC or bitcointalk. So long shit talkers."

15:26:35 mircea_popescu: wut ?!

15:26:52 mircea_popescu: diana_coman when / where ?

15:27:11 mircea_popescu: but the original point was that no, survival after c section was shockingly good even in roman times.

15:27:15 asciilifeform: !up ascii_field

15:27:15 diana_coman: pre-birth in hospital basically

15:27:39 ascii_field: diana_coman: that figure, if ever even came close, is an artifact of 19th c. euro. 'medicine'

15:28:15 diana_coman: could be, tbh I held the same belief right up until I experienced "the wonder of birth"

15:28:16 ascii_field: where 'doctor' pulled children out while still carrying bits of rotting cadaver from dissection table between his fingernails

15:28:56 mircea_popescu: you're not supposed to pull.

15:29:07 ascii_field: mircea_popescu: tell it to the americans !

15:29:09 diana_coman: and yeah, that for sure ^

15:29:33 mircea_popescu: on the contrary, midwife usually pushes ever so gently.

15:29:33 ascii_field: phun phakt: the invention of the obstetric forceps was originally a trade secret of some (iirc british) schmuck.

15:29:39 ascii_field: and they were used to pull the kid out ~in pieces~

15:29:47 mircea_popescu: but the forceps is more of a turning/alligning instrument

15:29:56 mircea_popescu: its use is to negotiate difficult presentations.

15:33:12 diana_coman: thing is: presentation is not by far the end of it really

15:33:18 diana_coman: and in some cases nature is just a huge idiot

15:33:35 diana_coman: who could use a forceps up its ass

15:33:36 mircea_popescu: surely.

15:33:41 mircea_popescu: lol

15:33:49 mircea_popescu: in other news, http://41.media.tumblr.com/48ef1d1df29f154e4f31e46034870713/tumblr_nl0i32hFIg1uno3mbo1_1280.jpg

15:33:49 assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1VsgevG )

15:35:48 mircea_popescu: Mike Hearn accidentally reveals that he is Satoshi Nakamoto. Shocked butters take refuge in irrational denial. (archive.is) submitted 11 hours ago by jstolfi << i lolled.

15:35:59 mircea_popescu: wasn't the guy retired because lyf treats or something ?

15:36:32 diana_coman: "Almost two-thirds of women who attempt a natural delivery after having a caesarean section for their first birth are successful, according to a study published in BJOG: An International Journal of Obstetrics and Gynaecology."

15:36:33 diana_coman: http://www.bjog.org/details/news/5536911/Almost_two-thirds_of_women_who_attempt_a_natural_delivery_after_having_a_c-secti.html

15:36:34 assbot: Almost two-thirds of women who attempt a natural delivery after having a c-section are successful - News - BJOG: An International Journal of Obstetrics & Gynaecology ... ( http://bit.ly/1FIlVE2 )

15:36:49 diana_coman: then again, I'm sure I can find some data for any figure

15:36:50 mircea_popescu: diana_coman so 40%

15:38:22 mircea_popescu: (yes generally means "most women". but if you add the fact that only about half or so are even allowed to try to the fact that about a third (afaik ~40% but w/e) of the ones that are allowed to try fail, you come to the generally, or at least i do.)

15:38:50 diana_coman: thing is: what is the rate of emergency c-section for first delivery?

15:39:01 diana_coman: as it's not like 100% successful deliver the first time around

15:39:04 mircea_popescu: one in twenty or so ?

15:39:29 mircea_popescu: depends, had a friend in timisoara, chief nurse for county hospital, did upwards of two dozen emergency c sections a day

15:39:33 diana_coman: so what function is it that c-section does not preserve since it was missing in the first place?

15:39:38 mircea_popescu: 90%+ of which on primiparous 14 yo and under gypsy girls.

15:39:43 mircea_popescu: half of which came with tube ligature.

15:39:55 mircea_popescu: diana_coman presumed to have existed!

15:40:05 diana_coman: well, presumed wtf is that, lol

15:40:25 mircea_popescu: shush i am a male, with the patriarchical doctor mindset. women are presumed fertile!

15:41:15 *: mircea_popescu has learned what little ofthe craft he knows from 1900s and other pre-war derelicts and what is this laboratory bs. you diagnose by palpation!

15:41:16 diana_coman: lol fertile like a ticking bomb or something

15:44:33 mircea_popescu: https://archive.is/T9YVx << the forum at its utter best.

15:44:34 assbot: META WHALE SPY PUMP GROUP OPENING - JOIN NOW UNTIL SEATS ARE TAKEN ... ( http://bit.ly/1FInsdj )

15:45:10 ascii_field: 'I am member of a 7 pumping groups that entering costed me 15BTC+.' << ahahahaha

15:45:43 ascii_field: 'To proove i have inside infos, and to make this newbie account credible i have been posting daily tips...'

15:46:03 ascii_field: ^ to be read out loud in indian telemarketer accent

15:46:21 mircea_popescu: aha.

15:46:35 mircea_popescu: hi i am patel from isconseen

15:48:06 *: mircea_popescu can't believe that he just had a discussion about the statistics of childbirth with a woman that has kids and is otherwise a statistician and survived untussled.

15:48:31 mircea_popescu: clearly all those sophism lessons paid out! i am in 7 different groups whom costed me 15BTC+ to join!

15:48:41 ascii_field: a 7 !

15:48:46 mircea_popescu: o shit.

15:57:10 ascii_field: '10th Annual Homeland Security Week.' '...Top 10 Priorities Guiding DHS into the Next 10 Years. Improving the Unity of Effort Initiative. Securing the Cyber Ecosystem. [moar crud snipped]'

15:57:30 ascii_field: srsly pyongyang over here.

15:57:40 thestringpuller: bitcoinxt is in a rage today

15:57:58 mircea_popescu: why, did they find the face of jesus in a block ?

15:58:04 thestringpuller: 03:59 < dzbrak> the blockstream coup is underway

15:58:05 thestringpuller: 03:59 < dzbrak> how dare they try to silence mike

15:58:05 mircea_popescu: !up ascii_field

15:58:24 thestringpuller: and they call us a cult...

15:58:28 ascii_field: in other nyooz >> https://cryptome.org/2015/09/cia-ddi.htm << publicly facing faux metansa opens today!

15:58:29 assbot: CIA Initiates Directorate of Digital Innovation ... ( http://bit.ly/1FIq62K )

16:04:14 thestringpuller: 03:59 < dzbrak> how dare they try to silence mike

16:04:16 thestringpuller: ~>

16:04:41 thestringpuller: GRRR i hate ssh.

16:04:46 mircea_popescu: who is that ?

16:08:10 thestringpuller: "The CIA of the Future" << really?

16:09:17 mike_c: mircea_popescu: no mpif report last month, so if there will be one this month plz make it for both months.

16:10:17 mike_c: and sometimes when i go to mpex I see this: http://i.imgur.com/qGAhjKA.png

16:10:18 assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1VsjZ4b )

16:10:22 mike_c: perhpas a faulty proxy?

16:10:58 mike_c: generally fixes itself with a refresh

16:12:44 mike_c: and I know you're bored with BA already (not b-a), but is there not going to be a conf4? We could do it in NYC if you all can get in the country.

16:22:46 pete_dushenski: mike_c i could survive a trip to nyc, couldn't be worst than my last. closer too.

16:22:59 pete_dushenski: mike_c btw what's keeping you busy these days, other than fatherhood ?

16:23:10 thestringpuller: is everyone a dad now?!?

16:23:48 mike_c: pretty much. it's the new cool thing.

16:24:03 pete_dushenski: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=01-10-2015#1289930 << the graffiti on the walls of the contravex bathroom, i tell ya. i should have an app for it.

16:24:03 assbot: Logged on 01-10-2015 15:26:34; mircea_popescu: "Also mircea_popescu has disappear off the face of the earth. It?s time for him to pay up. He can not be found on twitter or OTC or bitcointalk. So long shit talkers."

16:24:46 thestringpuller: I couldn't deal with the anxiety related to pregnancy and child birth.

16:25:52 pete_dushenski: http://imgur.com/mxCFPNt << speaking of nyc, wtf is 'bitmain' ?

16:25:53 assbot: If you actually want to go to the moon... - Imgur ... ( http://bit.ly/1FIuizB )

16:26:11 mike_c: pete_dushenski: working on stealth (hehe) project. want to get it a bit further along before announcing.

16:26:22 pete_dushenski: and lordy lordy are those camry hybrids awful. i miss teh crown vics

16:26:27 mike_c: bitmain.. isn't that the antminer guys?

16:26:36 pete_dushenski: maybe ?

16:27:04 pete_dushenski: mike_c and looking forward to your next project. i still regret not having tried/reviewed wol.

16:28:41 pete_dushenski: "CryptoCoinsNews, also known as CCN.LA, was launched in June 2013. After half a year with regular news updates, the site began to grow and started to employ talented journalists. After more than 2 years with 4 million unique visitors, 8 million sessions, and 18 000 000 pageviews, it is time to find a new strategic owner that can develop and push CCN.LA even further."

16:28:46 thestringpuller: more xt lulz: 16:26 < Aquentin> all heil hearn.... down with the assets hackers

16:29:06 pete_dushenski: obligatory : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY0WxgSXdEE

16:29:07 assbot: Queen - Another One Bites the Dust (Official Video) - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1FIuEWP )

16:29:56 pete_dushenski: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3254832/Pierre-Cardin-puts-bizarre-sensual-Bubble-Palace-South-France-scene-celeb-party-photoshoot-market-300m-Cressida-not-included.html << for teh archigeeks.

16:29:57 assbot: Pierre Cardin puts his bizarre Bubble Palace in the South of France on sale for £300m | Daily Mail Online ... ( http://bit.ly/1FIuL4N )

16:30:06 *: pete_dushenski and with that, i'm off for a spell !

16:41:56 asciilifeform: !up ascii_field

16:42:32 ascii_field: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=01-10-2015#1290005 << iirc mircea_popescu said on several occasions that he would not set foot in gringolandia without a paratroop division or three

16:42:32 assbot: Logged on 01-10-2015 16:12:44; mike_c: and I know you're bored with BA already (not b-a), but is there not going to be a conf4? We could do it in NYC if you all can get in the country.

17:33:35 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 29800 @ 0.00067845 = 20.2178 BTC [-] {4}

18:08:49 mircea_popescu: mike_c i could but meh. i know you like it, but i can't stand the post 1980 ny.

18:09:59 mircea_popescu: <mike_c> perhpas a faulty proxy? << yeah.

18:10:37 mircea_popescu: <thestringpuller> I couldn't deal with the anxiety related to pregnancy and child birth. << you're a woman ?

18:11:20 mircea_popescu: a new strategic owner that can develop and push CCN.LA even further." << aka it's folding up

18:19:25 asciilifeform: !up ascii_field

18:19:36 ascii_field: l0l, mircea_popescu would set foot in usa ?!

18:19:51 mircea_popescu: notrly.

18:19:57 mircea_popescu: i'd much rather go somewhere cool.

18:20:06 ascii_field: pyongyang!

18:20:12 mircea_popescu: maybe lithuania.

18:21:13 ascii_field: l0l may as well go to ru

18:21:23 mircea_popescu: "Ihre Frau ist eine echte Exhibitionistin" mmkay.

18:21:49 mircea_popescu: ascii_field i suppose. kinda waiting for putin to fall over.

18:21:57 mircea_popescu: that'll be one party to check out.

18:22:06 ascii_field: replay of 1991?

18:22:15 mircea_popescu: naaa

18:22:29 mircea_popescu: nothing like that. just, dude's an excellent boss, made everyone work ass off with seriositits etc.

18:22:30 BingoBoingo: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=01-10-2015#1289639 << I select parts of the US like Kansas it is over the counter when mixed in cough syrup, but still dispensed at pharmacist discretion

18:22:30 assbot: Logged on 01-10-2015 11:11:18; cazalla: is this true? "Codeine is not available over the counter in the US, most of Europe, Hong Kong, India and Japan, but about 1.3 million packets are sold at pharmacies around Australia every month."

18:22:35 mircea_popescu: once he's out, people gonna let some steam off.

18:22:45 ascii_field: mircea_popescu: might have to wait a while. fella's not esp. old.

18:23:06 mircea_popescu: you think he dies there ? i doubt it.

18:23:40 mircea_popescu: the problem with truly efficient leaders is that unlike mediocre ones, they actually solve the problem they were up to solve. in this sense they create their own obsolescence.

18:24:23 ascii_field: it is more like pumping water from a ship's bilge

18:24:36 ascii_field: e.g. bilge filled up in five minutes after stalin croaked

18:24:37 mircea_popescu: eh.

18:24:48 mircea_popescu: stalin was not a particularly efficient leader.

18:25:04 mircea_popescu: he was actually below mediocre. very convincing one, but that's not the same thing.

18:25:24 mircea_popescu: there's a husband thatthe wife deeply loves, and will die for ; tthen there's a husband that makes a lot of money.

18:25:36 mircea_popescu: these aren't the same thing. rarely the same person, too.

18:28:08 ascii_field: 'efficient' is not the right adjective - an efficient leader would have what, carried on 1700s agrarian shithole efficiently ?

18:28:28 ascii_field: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com//?date=03-12-2014#943666 << thread

18:28:28 assbot: Logged on 03-12-2014 06:12:02; mircea_popescu: asciilifeform take the earlier point re "stalin made an experiment of making peasant life suck more". it's a construction.

18:28:38 mircea_popescu: why not the right word ?

18:29:04 mircea_popescu: colbert was efficient, not particularly charismatic. napoleon was charismatic. not particularly efficient.

18:29:59 ascii_field: efficient take an argument

18:30:06 ascii_field: efficient

18:30:47 mircea_popescu: anyway, contrary to what mostly russians (perhaps in retrospect understandably) fear, nobody really gonnen nicht-s a strong russia.

18:31:44 ascii_field: orly

18:31:54 mircea_popescu: a wellsure, stalin was a pretty efficient butcher, granted. but no, efficient at ringing up the score, so to speak.

18:32:08 ascii_field: http://www.latimes.com/nation/la-na-nn-oregon-community-college-shooting-20151001-story.html << p0st4l!

18:32:09 assbot: 20 injured in shooting at Oregon community college; shooter in custody, official says - LA Times ... ( http://bit.ly/1j3zoMN )

18:32:27 mircea_popescu: awww dem terroriststs.

18:32:36 mircea_popescu: better make less rape in campuses, that's the bigissue.

18:33:26 *: ascii_field wonders if academi gets paid per-stiff or package deal

18:33:34 mircea_popescu: ascii_field orly. nobody rly cares, administration's more work than it's worth.

18:34:03 ascii_field: mircea_popescu: what work. you set up the aboriginals to guard each other as they work to death in the minez

18:34:32 ascii_field: or 'work the pipe' in the ru parlance

18:34:41 mircea_popescu: as if.

18:34:58 ascii_field: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com//?date=05-08-2015#1224985 << see also.

18:34:58 assbot: Logged on 05-08-2015 03:40:19; assbot: Logged on 04-03-2014 01:44:19; asciilifeform: or mrs. thatcher's 'we need no more than 15 mil. russians. to service the pipeline.'

18:35:28 thestringpuller: mircea_popescu: you're a woman << LOL. well played. I just don't want to deal with the whole process of baby-momma birthing child from my end.

18:36:59 mircea_popescu: ascii_field ok, lemme take it this way. suppose you move to a new apartment building. there's say 100 flats there. in them, unsurprisingly, 100 men and 100 women, on average.

18:37:10 mircea_popescu: would you srsly wish to be the only fuck-worthy individual in the entire building ?

18:37:38 mircea_popescu: maybe, at age 16, you imagine this is an idea. otherwise, it isn't. it's much better to have at least a few dozen dudes you can go drinking with.

18:38:08 ascii_field: europe ~is~ the 16yo though

18:38:14 ascii_field: (and its colonies by extension)

18:38:15 mircea_popescu: nobody asked europe anything.

18:38:23 mircea_popescu: first off, europe is a woman.

18:39:58 ascii_field: the most relevant thing, imho, is that swedish herring thing. europe had a good 600 years, but the nordicsystem herring is running out. but it sees this gigantic tub full of Phree Stuffz but with some annoying aboriginals crawling on it

18:40:18 mircea_popescu: nothing of the sort.

18:40:26 ascii_field: this ~is~ how the 'civilized' man sees the east

18:40:28 mircea_popescu: europe is where the arabs go for free fucks.

18:41:20 jurov: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=01-10-2015#1290024 someone go plant an idea to ycombinator crowd they absolutely positively need such incubator space

18:41:20 assbot: Logged on 01-10-2015 16:29:56; pete_dushenski: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3254832/Pierre-Cardin-puts-bizarre-sensual-Bubble-Palace-South-France-scene-celeb-party-photoshoot-market-300m-Cressida-not-included.html << for teh archigeeks.

18:41:42 mircea_popescu: totallyy.

18:45:09 ascii_field: mircea_popescu: wake me up when the arabs go to the palaces of luxembourg, or to tony blair's house, for the phree fucks

18:45:23 mircea_popescu: becausewhy ?

18:45:26 ascii_field: europe is simply yi yi zhi yi-ing itself into proper hierarchical segments again.

18:45:34 ascii_field: the arabs did not parachute in, they were invited.

18:45:40 ascii_field: to do a job.

18:46:21 mircea_popescu: eh this discussion isn't going anywhere.

18:46:40 ascii_field: mircea_popescu: srsly, what, europe did not have sufficient claymore mines to mince the invaders up ?

18:47:00 ascii_field: forgot how to set up pillboxes, machine guns ?

18:47:50 mircea_popescu: i never had to step on claymore mines when i went over to a woman's place.

18:47:53 ascii_field: instead they pay these folks pensions, yes

18:47:55 mircea_popescu: didja ?

18:48:14 ascii_field: nope.

18:48:30 mircea_popescu: so then.

18:48:33 *: ascii_field begins to see mircea_popescu's point

18:49:31 mircea_popescu: what do you suppose this entire "needs immigration" "aging population" "below replenishment rate natality" etc is.

18:49:56 mircea_popescu: the stuff you make empires with ? the substance of lookingat the east and seeing juicy fruit crawling with ants ?

18:49:57 mircea_popescu: heh.

18:50:01 mircea_popescu: !up ascii_field

18:50:08 ascii_field: !s population replacement

18:50:09 assbot: 1 results for 'population replacement' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=population+replacement

18:50:12 ascii_field: hm

18:52:11 ascii_field: '...The Secretary of the Authors' Union / Had leaflets distributed in the Stalinallee / Which said that the people / Had forfeited the government's confidence / ... ... / Wouldn't it Be simpler in that case if the government / Dissolved the people and / Elected another?' (tm) (r) (brecht)

18:52:45 ascii_field: (Die Lösung)

18:54:15 mircea_popescu: wha about it ?

18:55:39 ascii_field: that it is entirely doable, and is being done.

18:57:06 mircea_popescu: sure, sure.

18:57:12 mircea_popescu: and head transplants.

18:57:28 ascii_field: arse transplants.

19:00:04 ascii_field: http://i.imgur.com/bWZzTUD.jpg << l0l

19:00:05 assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1j3D1SL )

19:07:38 mircea_popescu: that certainly never happened!@

19:08:01 mircea_popescu: washingtongawkhuffardian had the scoop!

19:10:35 deedbot-: [fraudsters] Qntra (S.QNTR) September 2015 Statement - http://fraudsters.com/2015/qntra-sqntr-september-2015-statement/

19:12:17 mircea_popescu: jurov ^ shares added.

19:12:28 jurov: yo

19:16:33 jurov: you included hanbot's shares? iirc she had own acct previously

19:16:42 mircea_popescu: ah yeah i did.

19:17:12 mircea_popescu: (i did include them)

19:17:19 jurov: kk

19:21:12 jurov: hanbot & hdbuck: you can call the s.qntr shares any time now or later, upon gpg signed request with destination coinbr/mpex account and whether it should be delivered once or always

19:24:24 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2700 @ 0.00067535 = 1.8234 BTC [-]

20:09:06 mats: https://i.imgur.com/RuLQkuA.gifv

20:09:07 assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1WAmAeS )

20:12:24 mircea_popescu: da fuck was that

20:14:40 cazalla: mats, is that legit?

20:15:54 mats: cazalla, no

20:20:43 mike_c: omg, hilarious :)

20:21:01 cazalla: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=01-10-2015#1289667 <<< as for "my type", that

20:21:01 assbot: Logged on 01-10-2015 12:43:58; mircea_popescu: http://40.media.tumblr.com/d5fb5a78f48c05b4aa59ad1c59b30cae/tumblr_nlcqzyMvqi1skwz29o1_1280.jpg << baby fat is best fat!

20:22:17 mircea_popescu: lol, teens ?

20:23:39 thestringpuller: is there something wrong with ephebophilia?

20:23:52 cazalla: even fbi has better pics to entrap with than that mircea_popescu

20:24:04 cazalla: looks at least 18 to me anyway

20:30:30 ben_vulpes: https://www.ssllabs.com/ssltest/analyze.html?d=irs.gov&latest

20:30:32 assbot: SSL Server Test: irs.gov (Powered by Qualys SSL Labs) ... ( http://bit.ly/1j3MJEQ )

20:32:57 mike_c: whoops, now qualys gets busted for hacking.

20:35:28 mircea_popescu: 18 is still a teen!

20:35:36 mircea_popescu: and ephebos are boys!

20:39:09 thestringpuller: mircea_popescu: i though ephebos could be both female and male

20:39:19 cazalla: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=01-10-2015#1289917 <<< pretty much what my missus did, she was up and around to the point i had to tell her to go, lay down

20:39:19 assbot: Logged on 01-10-2015 15:11:05; diana_coman: maybe I was lucky or something but honestly all I needed was rest+food (both in huge amounts admittedly) and otherwise....

20:39:38 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3529 @ 0.00067535 = 2.3833 BTC [-]

20:40:02 thestringpuller: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ephebophilia << doesn't specify just boyz

20:40:25 cazalla: plus the fact you have a new born baby to fawn over might do a lot for pain relief

20:44:50 mircea_popescu: KL}.KklLLKL

20:44:53 mircea_popescu: l

20:44:53 mircea_popescu: Kl

20:45:10 thestringpuller: mircea_popescu: has cats?

20:45:22 asciilifeform: !up ascii_field

20:45:28 ascii_field: pampas cat.

20:50:57 cazalla: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=01-10-2015#1290020 <<< haha totally expected, pretty sure BingoBoingo called it for happening this year (in pm)

20:50:57 assbot: Logged on 01-10-2015 16:28:41; pete_dushenski: "CryptoCoinsNews, also known as CCN.LA, was launched in June 2013. After half a year with regular news updates, the site began to grow and started to employ talented journalists. After more than 2 years with 4 million unique visitors, 8 million sessions, and 18 000 000 pageviews, it is time to find a new strategic owner that can develop and push CCN.LA even further."

20:52:07 mircea_popescu: eh this controller might be shot or wtf.

20:52:25 mike_c: the keylogger is on the fritz

20:52:31 mircea_popescu: that also

20:52:47 ascii_field: pick up disconnected phone and ask ft meade for new one !

20:52:47 mircea_popescu: nsa should stop buying chinese crap

20:52:54 mircea_popescu: total spectrum damnation or what was it!

20:53:05 ascii_field: !b 6

20:53:06 assbot: Last 6 lines bashed and pending review. ( http://dpaste.com/1HT7QBD.txt )

20:54:02 mircea_popescu: "2 years with 4mn unique visitors", da fuck is that even.

20:54:50 mircea_popescu: "we compute daily unique ips and then add these across 700+ days because that's meaningful"

21:03:41 deedbot-: [Qntra] Bitcoin Mining Difficulty Tops 60 Billion For The First Time - http://qntra.net/2015/10/bitcoin-mining-difficulty-tops-60-billion-for-the-first-time/

21:05:05 btcdrak: http://availableimagination.com/exploiting-ripple-transaction-ordering-for-fun-and-profit/

21:05:06 assbot: Exploiting Ripple Transaction Ordering For Fun And Profit ... ( http://bit.ly/1jBduR1 )

21:05:51 BingoBoingo: btcdrak: You mean RipLoL is still around?

21:06:19 btcdrak: they renamed it to cRIPple

21:06:26 mircea_popescu: ripple is such fucking braindamage anyway

21:06:57 mircea_popescu: "Ripple transactions are serializable to a custom binary format that is cryptographically hashed and then signed by one of two schemes (ECDSA and EdDSA). This signature is then inserted back into the binary serialized form which is hashed again to produce a transaction id through which it can be uniquely identified. Transactions are submitted to a rippled node, which verifies that the signature matches the public key a

21:06:57 mircea_popescu: nd the hash of the public key (account id) and if the signature is good, it disseminates the transaction to the other rippled nodes operating on the same network that it knows about. These instances pass that transaction on to nodes that it did not receive it from and this flooding should result in it being considered for adoption in a ledger by the validators running in the network by the process of consensus. All non

21:06:58 mircea_popescu: -validating nodes do actually process the transactions, but only the agreed ledger of the trusted validators counts for all intents and purposes."

21:07:05 mircea_popescu: just this much, which is, incidentally, an accurate description.

21:07:12 mircea_popescu: what the fuck more. the whole thing's one huge bug.

21:11:08 mircea_popescu: anyway. good stuff.

21:11:38 cazalla: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=01-10-2015#1290123 <<< viral marketing for metal gear game

21:11:38 assbot: Logged on 01-10-2015 18:57:12; mircea_popescu: and head transplants.

21:12:26 mircea_popescu: https://bitbet.us/bet/1208/rand-paul-will-be-republicans-2016-presidential-nominee/ lol 14:1

21:12:27 assbot: BitBet - Rand Paul will be Republicans' 2016 Presidential Nominee :: 1.03 B (7%) on Yes, 14.42 B (93%) on No | closing in 7 months 1 week| weight: 97`487 (100`000 to 1) ... ( http://bit.ly/1jBeTXy )

21:12:28 mircea_popescu: poor guy.

21:14:14 BingoBoingo: Still BitBet's favorite candidate https://bitbet.us/bet/1205/marco-rubio-will-be-republicans-2016-presidential-nominee/

21:14:15 assbot: BitBet - Marco Rubio will be Republicans' 2016 Presidential Nominee :: 0.54 B (63%) on Yes, 0.32 B (37%) on No | closing in 6 months 1 week| weight: 96`125 (100`000 to 1) ... ( http://bit.ly/1KJwMN1 )

21:14:38 mircea_popescu: wow srsly ?

21:14:42 mircea_popescu: is this the black doctor guy ?

21:15:00 BingoBoingo: Nah, he's the tan hispanic guy

21:15:09 mircea_popescu: a

21:15:11 BingoBoingo: Then there's Ted Cruz the light hispanic guy

21:21:07 ben_vulpes: regarding the carveout, did we do the 1970 clean air carveout from criminal charges for car manufacturers?

21:21:39 ben_vulpes: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=28-09-2015#1286828 << carveout in question

21:21:39 assbot: Logged on 28-09-2015 06:01:54; mircea_popescu: "So those vehicles -- 11 million of them and counting -- are damaged goods. They will *never* be able to meet environmental regulations. That means either (a) they'll need to be taken off the road or (b) environmental regulations will need to be rewritten to include a carve-out for VW diesel owners." << or ship them to pakistan.

21:22:02 asciilifeform: !up ascii_field

21:25:59 ascii_field: ben_vulpes: overhyped nyooz item. the civil fines (usa and other) still apply; and the machines still on the dealer lots will be reflashed into worthlessness

21:26:20 ascii_field: as will any brought in for repair

21:26:34 ben_vulpes: ascii_field: i am, btw, at a loss as to why that box isn't responding.

21:26:46 ascii_field: ben_vulpes: router ?

21:26:48 ben_vulpes: but have not dug in detail either.

21:27:01 ben_vulpes: ascii_field: "router"

21:27:07 ben_vulpes: bbl

21:42:37 ascii_field: https://code.google.com/p/google-security-research/issues/detail?id=546 << Run Moar Antivirus !

21:42:39 assbot: Issue 546 - google-security-research - Avast Antivirus: X.509 Error Rendering Command Execution - Google Security Research - Google Project Hosting ... ( http://bit.ly/1jBjoSa )

21:51:06 mircea_popescu: "Following the 2008 elections, then President-elect Barack Obama rang Ros-Lehtinen to congratulate her on her re-election. She hung up on him, believing that it was a prank call from a radio station. She did the same to Obama's chief of staff Rahm Emanuel when he rang to confirm the original call was genuine, and only accepted the call after Congressman Howard Berman managed to speak to her."

21:51:33 mircea_popescu: random but rather fine balancing example for all teh usg agency lulz in here.

21:53:51 mircea_popescu: !up ascii_field

21:55:01 ascii_field: where was this

22:00:49 mircea_popescu: florida. woman's the first republican to support same sex marriage.

22:01:23 ascii_field: snoar.

22:03:47 mircea_popescu: right, because why confront the fact that it's a great day when these muppets manage to find each other's phone numbers.

22:04:00 mircea_popescu: much better to dream up cohesive activity and whatnot. from whom ?

22:04:33 mircea_popescu: it's an accident they even manage to meet. if it weren't fixed by tradition they gotta groan in the swamps of washington they'd prolly take two decades to get the damned senate in session.

22:04:49 ascii_field: if i knew 'from whom', a) no one would believe, why should they b) i'd hang from a pipe somewhere 'accidentally'

22:06:15 ascii_field: but davos meets yearly, and bohemian grove - more often, iirc

22:06:20 ascii_field: and devil knows what else, when.

22:06:46 mircea_popescu: so far r(intentions, actions) = 0.5 and r(actions,results) also= 0.5. within three or even four decimal points. exactly same as throwing darts.

22:07:24 ascii_field: whose intentions/actions ?

22:08:17 mircea_popescu: any specified set.

22:08:36 mircea_popescu: (that is larger than half a dozen members or so)

22:09:33 mircea_popescu: anyway, apparently statistical divergence is marked with D in american. so s/r/D/

22:12:15 ascii_field: so far all i see is their victories. they destroyed linux. all but abolished - at least as far as the naked eye is concerned - actual bitcoin. etc

22:12:36 mircea_popescu: linux destroyed itself.

22:12:52 ascii_field: everything killed by lizards 'kills itself'

22:13:01 ascii_field: e.g., su

22:13:13 mircea_popescu: mno, vice versa. everything that goes to shit because people are weak and stupid and lazy, you allocate to some imaginary lizard

22:13:20 ascii_field: they just supply the pistol, the cartridge, the hand

22:13:20 mircea_popescu: i suppose it's more palatable than admitting people suck.

22:13:27 ascii_field: people suck.

22:13:32 ascii_field: but often they live anyway.

22:13:44 mircea_popescu: well they don't need any gremlins to make their tits sag.

22:13:57 mircea_popescu: tits sag naturally after a while.

22:14:17 ascii_field: when the tits drop through the floor five seconds after unharnessing, it is not unreasonable to look for who pulled

22:15:09 mircea_popescu: to look, no

22:15:09 ascii_field: and what imaginary. drepper lives.

22:15:19 ascii_field: and a hundred others.

22:15:54 mircea_popescu: sure. like orlov, locklin and eric what's his face. they all live.

22:15:57 mircea_popescu: hurr durr.

22:16:10 mircea_popescu: of course they live. it's fucking impossible for most derps to even die anymore.

22:16:44 ascii_field: nah, idea is, drepper is a real live face on the murder of linux

22:17:38 mircea_popescu: maggot did not cause the corpse.

22:18:21 mircea_popescu: the difference between linux and bitcoin is that gavin;s a laughingstock and erm is invited speaker, and hearn's barely a shitstain whereby drepper took a decade to be worked out of the thing.

22:20:00 ascii_field: what then caused the corpse ?

22:20:40 *: ascii_field bbl

22:20:49 mircea_popescu: the fact that people suck. on the elite side, nobody was wise enough to use the stick. on the mass side, lazy and stupid.

22:25:40 mircea_popescu: in other boobs, http://36.media.tumblr.com/3380b304f6316c4cfc4f37211fd2d120/tumblr_nkggtr06yL1slz5jso1_1280.jpg

22:25:41 assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1M4Wk54 )

22:28:54 mats: http://www.openwall.com/lists/oss-security/2015/10/01/8

22:28:55 assbot: oss-security - CVE Request: Unauthorized access to IPC objects with SysV shm ... ( http://bit.ly/1M4WFon )

22:29:31 mats: https://www.7elements.co.uk/resources/blog/cve-2015-2342-remote-code-execution-within-vmware-vcenter/

22:29:32 assbot: CVE-2015-2342 - Remote Code Execution within VMware vCenter ... ( http://bit.ly/1M4WKIB )

22:32:00 BingoBoingo: Drepper was more Trypanosoma brucei than maggot

22:39:36 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9000 @ 0.000685 = 6.165 BTC [+]

22:55:37 jurov: regardless of what kind of bug, I see alf's conviction that "sane ppl would never allow him to..."

22:56:05 jurov: which argument leaves me utterly unconvinced

22:56:55 jurov: sane people either don't give a fuck or avoid engaging idiots

23:01:43 ag3nt_zer0: hey y'all

23:01:57 BingoBoingo: https://www.reddit.com/user/AcutePathogen69 << Probably Oregon shooter's reddit profile

23:01:58 assbot: overview for AcutePathogen69 ... ( http://bit.ly/1QNWHV1 )

23:02:04 ag3nt_zer0: got fired today!

23:02:43 BingoBoingo: https://www.reddit.com/r/ForeverAlone/comments/3mimza/is_it_even_worth_it_to_wait_till_fallout_4/cvf90t6

23:02:44 assbot: AcutePathogen69 comments on Is it even worth it to wait till fallout 4? ... ( http://bit.ly/1QNWO2Q )

23:02:49 BingoBoingo: ag3nt_zer0: Fired from the school?

23:03:00 ag3nt_zer0: by a school that has a suicided child molestor listed on its educational "philosophy" page

23:03:13 ag3nt_zer0: bingoboingo: yeah

23:03:23 BingoBoingo: Damn

23:03:31 ag3nt_zer0: I don't "fit in"

23:03:46 BingoBoingo: At least you aren't https://www.reddit.com/r/ForeverAlone/comments/3mi7er/couldnt_fap_today/cvf8oiq << "Sometimes i'm too depressed to even masturbate."

23:03:47 assbot: AcutePathogen69 comments on Couldn't fap today ... ( http://bit.ly/1QNWYr2 )

23:03:54 ag3nt_zer0: to the "positive discipline" totalitarianism based on love and tolerance and diversity

23:04:25 ag3nt_zer0: haha

23:04:28 ag3nt_zer0: fuck

23:07:13 ag3nt_zer0: how could I have been so naive to have dedicated my time and energy to an ideal instead of just saying it was fucked, declaring it fucked like I knew it was, etc... I couldn't. At the base of my soul seemed to be choosing to "care" or "not care" way back when I decided against oblivian as a mentality... but, and I guess you guys know, it's so fucked

23:09:35 ag3nt_zer0: these secular humanist animal psychologists do exhibit the arrogance of satan himself... they are so convinced of their moral superiority - they love the kids! - the behavior is out of control and ruins it for the ones who want to learn - and I stood up to that, firmly, and unapologetically

23:09:37 cazalla: BingoBoingo, apparently he gave a warning on 4chan but who knows, mebe a troll

23:10:08 ag3nt_zer0: but they "love" the kids

23:10:10 ag3nt_zer0: man

23:10:11 BingoBoingo: Guy seems retarded

23:13:43 ag3nt_zer0: meanwhile, when they fucking leave me alone, and stop their premature luciferian meddling, I get letters like these, as a trained MUSIC teacher, SUBBING for ONE DAY: "Dear Mr. G, Hello my name is [] and you have only met me once or twice. I just wanted to tell you that you have inspired me in more ways than one to continue my career in Chemistry. I hope to accomplish many goals in my life, and nobody has opened my eye

23:13:48 ag3nt_zer0: as you have. The vast world can be traveled by multiple people. I hope you have a great time in India as you keep inspiring young people like me. Your inspired student, "

23:13:56 ag3nt_zer0: I tell you man

23:14:33 BingoBoingo: ag3nt_zer0: Did you at least shit on the floor before leaving the building?

23:15:31 ag3nt_zer0: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1U8CBBCcZ0

23:15:32 assbot: Dead Can Dance - Severance - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1QNYz0d )

23:16:45 BingoBoingo: So Oregon Shooter was a pussy who couldn't even keep up the schedule he offered Reddit. ""true an hero" I should know, i'm becoming an hero next week. " https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/3k8963/anon_at_a_sleepover/cuxlqop

23:16:46 assbot: AcutePathogen69 comments on Anon at a sleepover ... ( http://bit.ly/1QNYHwG )

23:18:34 cazalla: http://8ch.net/pol/src/1443739727004-0.png

23:18:34 assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1QNYWHU )

23:19:06 BingoBoingo: Fuck.

23:19:15 BingoBoingo: Goddamn media parasites

23:20:08 ag3nt_zer0: Severance The birds of leaving call to us Yet here we stand Endowed with the fear of flight Overland The winds of change consume the land While we remain In the shadow of summers now past When all the leaves Have fallen and turned to dust Will we remain Entrenched within our ways? Indifference The plague that moves throughout this land Omen signs In the shapes of things to come Tomorrow's child is the only child Tom

23:20:17 mircea_popescu: sane people either don't give a fuck or avoid engaging idiots <<< loser people. the lack of an idiot killing instinct is a larger character flaw than stupidity could ever be.

23:20:21 BingoBoingo: ABout the shooter: "He looks collectively like every fat weird androgynous man who has contacted me on OkCupid." https://voat.co/v/fatpeoplehate/comments/556926/2670308

23:20:23 assbot: Checking your bits ... ( http://bit.ly/1QNZb5R )

23:21:19 mircea_popescu: what does that mean, "is it even worth to wait for fallout 4". what are they gonna do other than wait, make fallout 5 ?

23:21:25 jurov: people with working idiot killing instinct don't code

23:21:36 jurov: it's just not possible

23:21:51 mircea_popescu: ya think ?

23:22:05 cazalla: BingoBoingo, apparently that isn't him, just some dude called eggman they are trolling cnn with

23:22:06 mircea_popescu: maybe theyjust destroy a lot of kbds while coding.

23:22:20 BingoBoingo: cazalla: Oh

23:22:35 mircea_popescu: ag3nt_zer0 so what do you do after beingfired by some school ?

23:22:37 jurov: destroying kbds does not help

23:23:17 jurov: to destroy idiots, i mean

23:23:49 mircea_popescu: that's true.

23:25:34 mircea_popescu: <cazalla> http://8ch.net/pol/src/1443739727004-0.png << see pete, they be workin' them lists lmao.

23:25:34 assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1QNYWHU )

23:25:45 mircea_popescu: no quarter, no mercy, push that list building. "be safe" hurr durr.

23:26:26 cazalla: apparently he was asking em if they were christian before lighting 'em up so we might have us a brown shooter for once lol

23:27:08 mircea_popescu: what's a brown shooter ?

23:27:36 cazalla: kebab or mussi instead of white virgin or half asian/white

23:27:58 mircea_popescu: a

23:28:27 cazalla: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/shooting-oregon-umpqua-community-college-article-1.2381711 The shooter was lining people up and asking if they were christian," she wrote using the lower-case C. "If they said yes, then they were shot in the head. If they said no, or didn't answer, they were shot in the legs

23:28:28 assbot: 11 dead after shooting at Oregon community college - NY Daily News ... ( http://bit.ly/1jBteTZ )

23:29:16 mircea_popescu: clearly us campuses need to do more about the issue of campus rape.

23:29:46 mircea_popescu: oh, and vawa saves!

23:31:24 ag3nt_zer0: mircea_popescu I am employed as a substitute in 2 other local districts so for the time being I will continue to do that - I guess keeping my mouth shut a bit more - just trying to save some money get out of this fallen intellectual hellhole for a bit... I know it's everywhere, but not nearly as bad as here I don't think - I just want to travel 2 yrs and record music and play music, read poetry and literature and engage i

23:31:58 ag3nt_zer0: or perhaps has always been

23:33:19 ag3nt_zer0: not that i really believe in the whole "my country" thing that much but just that whole thing about oblivion or caring and the world in a grain of sand

23:35:48 cazalla: ag3nt_zer0, can't you do almost all of that at home

23:43:18 mircea_popescu: https://www.reddit.com/r/argentina/comments/3mzma3/historias_de_taxi/ << lulz from the no es un pais pobre.

23:43:20 assbot: Historias de taxi. : argentina ... ( http://bit.ly/1jBuwOO )

23:44:07 mircea_popescu: derp demands cab stops extemporaneously, guy takes too long (5 seconds!11) and ends up "overcharging" by 6 cents. (literally). derp throws fit, cabbie eventually figures not worth arguing with idiot. derp counts this as victory, for democracee.

23:44:47 mircea_popescu: also complains that some other time the first mile fee wasn't "rounded down". one peso is, again, like six cents.

23:45:54 ag3nt_zer0: cazalla yes I reckon i could... i have allowed myself to develop a complex I guess - used to say I want to go somewhere where I don't understand the language at all and where no one knows my name, so as not to be reminded or dragged back into the language muck and the friendship (we know who you are) imprisonment complex - so the logos can come in again

23:47:31 ag3nt_zer0: i was going to do the world backpack thing 9 years ago... but I was working in a pizza kitchen and this asshole was all serious about the pepperoni, and I had this image of coming back from seeing corpses on the side of the road in india and not really having much patience to take orders from some fool who gets bent by improper pepperoni placement

23:47:42 ag3nt_zer0: so i went to school to be a teacher

23:48:43 ag3nt_zer0: but, of course, schools are pepperoni pplacement factories! jokes on me haha

23:52:07 cazalla: ag3nt_zer0, why not tutor privately? at least your customers would be more interested in what's best for juniour

23:53:25 cazalla: an anecdote from living where no-one knows me.. you don't have to contend with people you know who want to stop and chat, i like it that way

23:53:26 mircea_popescu: not such a bright idea. he'll end up finding some 9 year old he really agrees with and doing a bonny and clyde remake

23:54:46 cazalla: what does he do then mircea_popescu ? as far as i can tell, he wants to be paid for something that no-one is willing to pay for these days

23:55:02 cazalla: no surprise you get sacked if you go into a public school and throw the curve, buck the status quo etc etc

23:56:19 mircea_popescu: honestly... prison seems the best option anyway.