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00:03:21 danielpbarron: !up indiancandy1

00:03:35 danielpbarron: !up WolfGoethe

00:03:52 WolfGoethe: yo

00:04:06 WolfGoethe: anyone here actively do any peer to peer trading?

00:04:42 jurov: WolfGoethe: sometimes

00:05:39 danielpbarron: I think I do, but I never called it that

00:05:43 WolfGoethe: jurov what payment methods do you use?

00:05:50 jurov: sepa

00:05:51 WolfGoethe: I do bank deposit, and paypal my cash

00:06:12 WolfGoethe: ah europe, ok, where do u guys trade #bitcoin-otc ?

00:06:20 WolfGoethe: danielpbarron what do you call it?

00:06:34 jurov: yes there. anyone tries transferwise?

00:06:47 danielpbarron: otc I suppose

00:06:58 WolfGoethe: never tried transferwise, what premiums do u get with them?

00:07:14 WolfGoethe: what sites are you guys on? LBC, bitwallet paxful ?

00:07:15 danielpbarron: i mostly deal with my meatwot; not internet ppl

00:07:25 WolfGoethe: meatwot ?

00:07:34 danielpbarron: face to face people I know in person

00:07:44 WolfGoethe: ahh in person trades, k

00:07:51 jurov: apparently they ask 0.5% or $1

00:07:56 WolfGoethe: i'm in NYC, dudes got robbed here inperson

00:07:57 jurov: going to try

00:08:05 danielpbarron: oh neat, I'm in CT

00:08:15 WolfGoethe: i like high premiums, paypalmy cash gets up to a 100% sometimes

00:08:18 danielpbarron: well I only deal with people I know; not randos

00:08:18 mxtm: < massholes represent

00:08:31 indiancandy1: im in london

00:08:33 danielpbarron: so chances of getting stuck up are very low

00:08:58 WolfGoethe: what offers u guys got active now?

00:09:18 WolfGoethe: there is a nice uk peer to peer trading site right?bit trust.couk ?

00:10:11 trinque: mxtm: I was just describing to someone moving to Boston the difference in culture between new england and here (PDX) .... how did I forget "massholes"

00:11:12 indiancandy1: massholess meaning assholes in quantity?

00:11:29 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 43867 @ 0.00032542 = 14.2752 BTC [+]

00:11:37 mxtm: no indiancandy1, meaning people from massachusetts

00:12:03 mxtm: and trinque, hah

00:12:47 trinque: portland pussies stand no chance there

00:12:50 indiancandy1: why are they aholes

00:14:20 WolfGoethe: portland was nice. met a super model lookin type girl there... she told me she hasn;t had a date in 6 months.. i was like why??? she said because the guys in portland are to scared to even say hi to her... lol

00:14:31 WolfGoethe: ortland has a dope ass bar arcade tho...

00:14:56 trinque: WolfGoethe: nice town as an outsider yeah

00:15:00 mats: i hope you took her on a date

00:15:05 mxtm: i've never been to portland

00:15:08 trinque: WolfGoethe: ground control?

00:15:22 WolfGoethe: yeah, we just hung out and had fun, took for a ride on my bike, was going cross country

00:15:39 WolfGoethe: no intimiate stuff tho lol. i'm not a player.. just a geek :)

00:16:06 WolfGoethe: forgot the name of the arcade bar.. but they had all the old skool games. went for sf2 and tmnt.. had a blast with the model girl there

00:16:12 trinque: girl goes home sadly to her hitachi

00:16:13 trinque: lol

00:16:17 WolfGoethe: lol

00:16:22 trinque: WolfGoethe: was probably ground control

00:16:26 trinque: I enjoy that spot

00:16:32 trinque: get drunk on whiskeys and play galaga

00:17:11 WolfGoethe: wanna go back, me nad her talk on FB, she got friends. I'm not into tall skinny blondes. like my women thick and short

00:17:25 WolfGoethe: city had a cool vibe tho

00:17:42 trinque: WolfGoethe: every time I build up enough piss and vinegar to leave, I find a reason to stay

00:17:44 WolfGoethe: unrelated question.. anyone got some paypal my cash codes they wanna trade for some btc?

00:17:46 trinque: I'm originally from TX

00:18:03 trinque: !gettrust WolfGoethe

00:18:03 assbot: WolfGoethe is not registered in WoT.

00:18:10 WolfGoethe: I am in NYC. portland was nice. I rode thru texas. liked it Galveston and austin were awesome

00:18:25 WolfGoethe: web of trust? how do i reg there?

00:18:29 trinque: !h

00:18:29 assbot: http://wiki.bitcoin-assets.com/irc_bots/assbot

00:18:32 trinque: WolfGoethe: ^

00:18:42 trinque: not that I'm personally buying, but that'd probably help

00:20:56 williamdunne: indiancandy1: Oh I'm not the only one

00:20:58 WolfGoethe: thanks

00:21:08 WolfGoethe: i checked bitcoin-otc .. no paypal my cash there

00:21:18 williamdunne: Oh wow

00:21:31 indiancandy1: what about london ppl

00:21:35 WolfGoethe: can i post a link to ym trading profile here or is that not allowed?

00:21:35 indiancandy1: whose on instagram

00:21:43 williamdunne: I sent an email to SandHill saying "So when are you moving then", and this was their response:

00:21:43 williamdunne: "The US is our home -- they may be acting like nincompoops but I don't want to completely uproot over this."

00:21:44 williamdunne: Lol

00:21:49 williamdunne: They deserve to be fined

00:22:12 williamdunne: indiancandy1: Nah, only UK, and I don't have a vagina so don't have an instagram account

00:23:15 WolfGoethe: my instagram big booty feed is CRAZY

00:23:26 WolfGoethe: the finest fitness booty imaginable.. it never ends

00:23:29 trinque: williamdunne: but you do twat...

00:23:45 williamdunne: trinque: I hide it well

00:23:52 williamdunne: Its tucked underneath my tits

00:24:14 trinque: (twitter)

00:24:42 williamdunne: Oh yes, I'd be interested in seeing the male/female ratio on instagram/twitter though

00:25:04 trinque: instagram is solely for hot women and pictures of their food/cats, this is true

00:25:08 WolfGoethe: instagram has women like this... https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xaf1/t51.2885-15/e15/11230425_818749641507034_1768860839_n.jpg

00:26:08 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 49807 @ 0.0003255 = 16.2122 BTC [+] {2}

00:26:08 williamdunne: Maybe I should get instagram

00:26:08 indiancandy1: i got a nice booty

00:26:08 indiancandy1: lol

00:26:08 williamdunne: Yep

00:26:17 indiancandy1: how do u no

00:26:58 williamdunne: Instagram

00:27:03 williamdunne: Don't need an account to use it (Y)

00:27:11 trinque: never do I look at my food or ass and say "goddamn someone needs to see this shit"

00:27:37 WolfGoethe: is this photoshopped? https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xfa1/t51.2885-15/e15/11326475_1582238262029854_1684735531_n.jpg

00:28:37 indiancandy1: did u see my insta account

00:28:37 williamdunne: trinque: tbf I doubt your ass is as nice as indiancandy1's

00:28:37 trinque: can confirm

00:28:37 williamdunne: In fairness, didn't that one guy take a photo of a market up his ass at hanbot's request?

00:28:40 williamdunne: *marker

00:28:45 WolfGoethe: pics pls

00:28:45 indiancandy1: how did u see my insta

00:28:46 indiancandy1: i didnt link u it

00:28:46 indiancandy1: the link u sent is taking ages

00:28:54 WolfGoethe: not the market up the udes butt.. girls

00:29:00 trinque: indiancandy1: I haven't

00:29:04 williamdunne: indiancandy1: You've told us your username before

00:29:06 BingoBoingo: indiancandy1: You really don't give your twitter account enough love

00:29:07 williamdunne: realshantidynamite

00:29:27 indiancandy1: that ass was nice

00:29:27 WolfGoethe: Fav pic here? -> http://healthlevelup.com/fit-girl-gallery/

00:30:27 WolfGoethe: squat booty rules all. skinny booty is a travesty worthy of jihad

00:30:27 williamdunne: WolfGoethe: Urm... your link returned this

00:30:27 williamdunne: https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xaf1/t51.2885-15/e15/11325010_484726545020911_527289776_n.jpg

00:31:27 WolfGoethe: huh? lt the page load. there are women on there

00:31:27 WolfGoethe: https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xpf1/t51.2885-15/e15/929255_1423984554587620_1726015887_n.jpg

00:32:27 WolfGoethe: where do u see that?

00:32:27 WolfGoethe: all i see is thick squat booty

00:32:27 williamdunne: It was on maybe the second page of it

00:32:27 WolfGoethe: https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xpa1/t51.2885-15/e15/11111522_642938059183228_394004934_n.jpg

00:33:27 williamdunne: Opinions? https://www.google.com/search?site=&tbm=isch&source=hp&biw=1301&bih=676&q=holly+willoughby&oq=holly+wi&gs_l=img.3.0.0l10.1082.2302.0.3961.8.8.0.0.0.0.72.467.8.8.0....0...1ac.1.64.img..0.8.467._pnh2oflBjk

00:34:27 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 34605 @ 0.00032759 = 11.3363 BTC [+] {2}

00:34:28 WolfGoethe: she prob has zero boot

00:34:28 WolfGoethe: y

00:34:28 WolfGoethe: pass...

00:34:28 WolfGoethe: https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xfp1/t51.2885-15/e15/11189527_901673319895202_1208079325_n.jpg

00:35:28 trinque: indiancandy1: https://igcdn-photos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/t51.2885-15/11336143_644313775702435_915024639_n.jpg lol

00:36:30 williamdunne: I'm trying to work out why

00:36:30 mats: butts

00:37:11 BingoBoingo: !up indiancandy1

00:37:20 indiancandy1: that pic

00:37:23 indiancandy1: is my friends x gf

00:37:26 indiancandy1: her name is tessa

00:37:38 indiancandy1: shes really into bdsm lifestyle

00:37:42 williamdunne: indiancandy1: are you registered in the WoT?

00:37:51 indiancandy1: no coz i duno how to do it

00:37:55 indiancandy1: its so complicated

00:38:06 williamdunne: Would you like some help?

00:38:22 BingoBoingo: !up WolfGoethe

00:38:46 WolfGoethe: the tatto girl?

00:38:54 WolfGoethe: i'd tie hr up..lol

00:39:07 WolfGoethe: nah not into that. tattoos ruin it for me

00:39:16 trinque: prolly the chick who's a table

00:39:22 trinque: WolfGoethe: same

00:39:36 trinque: tried dating a chick once covered in tats, very distracting

00:39:42 WolfGoethe: gross

00:39:56 williamdunne: I like em', not gonna liea

00:39:57 WolfGoethe: ride a bike and u talk to a lot fo tat girls.. do nothing for me

00:40:05 williamdunne: Was thinking of getting a tattoo while in Prague actually..

00:40:10 trinque: "you had this great body, then let 'artists' use it like a bar bathroom wall"

00:41:27 indiancandy1: yes will

00:41:28 indiancandy1: i would

00:41:38 indiancandy1: i got 11 tattoos

00:41:40 indiancandy1: dont hate

00:41:45 williamdunne: indiancandy1: Mmk, what sort of computer do you have?

00:41:53 indiancandy1: laptop

00:41:59 Adlai: !b 2

00:41:59 assbot: Last 2 lines bashed and pending review. ( http://dpaste.com/3ZYPGRE.txt )

00:42:01 williamdunne: Apple or other?

00:42:04 indiancandy1: hp

00:42:12 williamdunne: k

00:42:13 indiancandy1: im getting a tattoo above my panty line this week

00:42:19 williamdunne: What are you getting done?

00:42:38 indiancandy1: some horizontal tribal thin design

00:42:49 BingoBoingo: danielpbarron: Did you ever get that pink netbook?

00:43:00 williamdunne: indiancandy1: noice

00:43:04 williamdunne: indiancandy1: Anyhow, go here

00:43:07 williamdunne: indiancandy1: http://www.gpg4win.org/download.html

00:44:07 williamdunne: And click the first big green button

00:44:07 williamdunne: And then click run

00:44:07 williamdunne: And wait for it to open

00:44:07 williamdunne: Then tell me

00:44:18 indiancandy1: ok

00:44:42 danielpbarron: BingoBoingo, lol no, I got outbid and forgot about it

00:44:59 mod6: Update: full sync of v0.5.3.1-RELEASE + patche(s) { Orphanage Thermonuke } + { TX Orphanage Amputation } is up to block: 314713

00:45:09 BingoBoingo: nice mod6

00:46:00 indiancandy1: i clckd run

00:46:37 indiancandy1: it says windows smartscreen csnt be reached atm

00:46:39 indiancandy1: wtf

00:47:00 trinque: http://windows.microsoft.com/en-us/internet-explorer/products/ie-9/features/smartscreen-filter

00:48:00 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 63700 @ 0.00032827 = 20.9108 BTC [+]

00:48:00 indiancandy1: what is all this

00:48:00 williamdunne: Just click ignore or ok or summin

00:48:55 trinque: it's a hamfisted attempt to "protect" the user

00:49:11 trinque: by crippling the software

00:50:28 indiancandy1: im confused

00:50:30 indiancandy1: u lost m

00:50:31 indiancandy1: e

00:50:39 williamdunne: Ok

00:50:49 williamdunne: So when you see the smart screen thing yes, what buttons can you click?

00:51:01 williamdunne: Also, I'm a little disturbed by your usage of #latina on this https://instagram.com/p/0lS3nwB6Ip/

00:52:02 williamdunne: I don't believe Greece, India, or the UK are in South America

00:52:49 trinque: williamdunne: did you not hear the tunes?

00:53:05 indiancandy1: i dont handle it

00:53:07 indiancandy1: my insta

00:53:12 indiancandy1: some indian boy does

00:53:16 indiancandy1: in banglaore

00:53:24 williamdunne: Ahahahaha

00:53:27 williamdunne: Thats hilarious

00:53:31 trinque: "my instagram guy"

00:53:36 williamdunne: trinque: Sounded like electro-jamaican-indian to me

00:53:46 indiancandy1: the song is jamaican

00:53:48 trinque: ah what do I know; I wasn't really listening :D

00:53:53 williamdunne: trinque: I called it

00:53:55 trinque: so then I'm the racist

00:54:00 indiancandy1: how

00:54:11 williamdunne: trinque: Typical Eastern European

00:54:20 williamdunne: Racist, all of em

00:54:24 trinque: I thought that was some kind of reggaeton thing or w/e it's called

00:55:11 williamdunne: indiancandy1: how what?

00:55:25 indiancandy1: did u call me eastern europnean

00:55:28 indiancandy1: ahahah

00:55:31 trinque: <---

00:55:33 indiancandy1: aah

00:55:36 indiancandy1: were u from

00:55:36 trinque: but I'm not

00:55:48 trinque: I'm a mongrel from the US

00:56:04 williamdunne: indiancandy1: Oops, meant trinque.

00:56:15 williamdunne: I'm from the UK, which is just as bad

00:56:19 trinque: some french, some italian, and a smattering of various UK miscellany

00:56:46 williamdunne: trinque: I think you just described most Europeans

00:56:52 trinque: heh! probably so

00:57:53 williamdunne: Eh, I'll be in London on Sunday before flying to Bucharest on Monday

00:57:54 williamdunne: :D

00:58:09 trinque: williamdunne: what do you do that has you traveling

00:58:33 trinque: indiancandy1: get in the wot! we need more beautiful women.

00:58:36 williamdunne: Lady from Credit Agricole decided I have to open the account in person

00:58:43 williamdunne: trinque: Do we have any other beautiful women?

00:59:35 trinque: dunno, but one should always have more

00:59:50 williamdunne: Can you up someone multiple times I wonder..

00:59:54 williamdunne: !up indiancandy1

01:00:03 williamdunne: !up indiancandy1

01:00:15 williamdunne: Nah it just refreshes it

01:00:21 trinque: hm, so this is a perfect example of a gossipd use case

01:00:45 williamdunne: Forcing people to be registered?

01:00:57 trinque: well, or just tagging along on someone's more permissive node if they don wanna

01:01:04 williamdunne: Would she have got here in the first place if it wasn't for freenode webchat?

01:01:05 trinque: like life :p

01:01:40 williamdunne: I'm pretty fucking excited, Bucharest -> Prague -> Istanbul is gonna be fun

01:01:42 indiancandy1: hii

01:01:49 trinque: indiancandy1: did you install the thing?

01:01:50 indiancandy1: can u do it 4 me

01:01:54 indiancandy1: via teamviewer

01:01:55 indiancandy1: :P

01:02:02 trinque: heh williamdunne do a join.me or something with her

01:02:07 williamdunne: indiancandy1: Yes I can

01:02:10 trinque: or yeah teamviewer

01:02:12 indiancandy1: yay

01:02:25 williamdunne: Just let me install it one sec

01:02:57 indiancandy1: ergh turks

01:03:13 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 83600 @ 0.00032887 = 27.4935 BTC [+] {3}

01:03:18 indiancandy1: jokes

01:03:24 indiancandy1: so trin where in uk r u

01:03:34 trinque: nah US, portland oregon

01:03:47 trinque: williamdunne's the limey

01:03:52 indiancandy1: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

01:05:46 williamdunne: indiancandy1: I dropped you a private message, if you give me your teamviewer details I'll sort it for you

01:06:06 trinque: goes without saying but... do not paste that here

01:06:08 trinque: :D

01:06:16 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 73033 @ 0.00033146 = 24.2075 BTC [+] {3}

01:06:29 indiancandy1: okk

01:06:54 indiancandy1: i trade nudes 4 btc

01:06:56 indiancandy1: hahahaha

01:07:17 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12367 @ 0.00033542 = 4.1481 BTC [+]

01:10:20 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 57600 @ 0.00033575 = 19.3392 BTC [+] {2}

01:10:26 trinque: !up WolfGoethe

01:10:43 trinque: WolfGoethe: while we're doing inductions, why don't you register too

01:10:50 trinque: and I'll rate you so you can self-up later

01:11:01 trinque: at some point we're gonna need a ritual

01:12:28 indiancandy1: !register A886215D072240C8D8632DA8564F4D7DAEEA5571

01:12:28 assbot: Searching pgp.mit.edu for key with fingerprint: A886215D072240C8D8632DA8564F4D7DAEEA5571. This may take a few moments.

01:12:29 assbot: Key AEEA5571 / "indiancandy1" successfully imported.

01:12:29 assbot: Registration successful.

01:12:48 williamdunne: Who is in the lords list?

01:12:59 indiancandy1: u done willz

01:13:02 williamdunne: Can someone in the lords list please give indiancandy a rate?

01:13:04 williamdunne: Nearly

01:13:06 trinque: sure

01:13:10 williamdunne: I'll just show you how to use it once you've been rated

01:13:16 trinque: !rate indiancandy1 1 new blood

01:13:16 assbot: Request successful, get your OTP: http://w.b-a.link/otp/e4597feaf7ab2130

01:13:42 trinque: !v assbot:trinque.rate.indiancandy1.1:32279bb36b80ec9a60317e8aa0ca228d9837e259b890b090e1aa639427bd5da1

01:13:42 assbot: Successfully added a rating of 1 for indiancandy1 with note: new blood

01:13:46 trinque: welcome

01:15:07 asciilifeform: http://www.getlofi.com/uploaded_images/85_1_b-766859.JPG

01:16:07 trinque: asciilifeform: what's that guy?

01:16:07 asciilifeform: idk

01:16:07 trinque: looks... like it does... something

01:16:12 asciilifeform: aha.

01:17:00 trinque: google image search says it's chocolate

01:17:02 trinque: fuck you google

01:17:04 trinque: lol

01:17:10 asciilifeform: l0l

01:18:51 williamdunne: Who tried to set this up before for indiancandy1? She doesn't know what the password is to the key.. aha

01:19:10 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 44577 @ 0.00032795 = 14.619 BTC [-] {2}

01:19:22 williamdunne: Probably should have checked that before registering -.-

01:20:11 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 35023 @ 0.00032498 = 11.3818 BTC [-]

01:20:14 trinque: so close!

01:20:27 trinque: williamdunne: and now you'll need to be able to use the old key to use !changekey

01:20:37 williamdunne: Yep, wow

01:20:45 williamdunne: Great start..

01:20:57 williamdunne: Can kakro overrule this when he is online I wonder?

01:21:49 trinque: any simple guesses for the password?

01:21:59 WolfGoethe: !register A886215D072240C8D8632DA8564F4D7DAEEA5571

01:21:59 assbot: A key with that fingerprint is already registered by indiancandy1

01:22:01 williamdunne: Its not her normal password, its not no password, and its not password

01:22:22 williamdunne: (GPG4WIN asks for password even if there is none)

01:22:23 trinque: lol so much fail

01:22:26 williamdunne: Yep

01:22:39 WolfGoethe: so i need to get a pgp key first?

01:22:42 williamdunne: Guess we'll have to wait for kakro and see if he can fix it

01:22:45 williamdunne: WolfGoethe: Yep

01:22:51 trinque: WolfGoethe: yes, what OS are you on

01:22:56 WolfGoethe: mac osx

01:23:03 WolfGoethe: never messed with pgp

01:23:35 trinque: WolfGoethe: https://gpgtools.org/

01:24:35 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18800 @ 0.00033869 = 6.3674 BTC [+] {3}

01:24:35 WolfGoethe: thanks already dling beta 6

01:24:35 trinque: WolfGoethe: 4096 bits recommended as the key size

01:25:16 williamdunne: +1

01:25:28 trinque: in the key creation dialog it will ask whether you want to upload the key, do that

01:25:36 trinque: then assbot will be able to find it when you provide your fingerprint

01:26:03 williamdunne: ;;later tell kakobrekla can you unregister indiancandy1? I was setting it up for her and forgot to check if she knew the password to her GPG key.. she hasn't authed yet

01:26:03 gribble: The operation succeeded.

01:27:48 trinque: asciilifeform: my only guess is some kind of supr s3kr3t radio disguisable as a beer can

01:27:56 trinque: maybe the knob comes off, some kind of outer covering goes on

01:28:14 indiancandy1: what fingerprint

01:28:41 WolfGoethe: i sent it to the keyserver, how do you look it up? name or email ?

01:28:42 mats: https://www.change.org/p/protect-our-kids-pass-the-teach-safe-relationships-act

01:29:42 williamdunne: indiancandy1: Its like an identifier for your key that I registered you with, the one you didn't know the password for

01:29:42 WolfGoethe: key id?

01:29:42 trinque: WolfGoethe: somewhere there will be listed a "fingerprint" of the key

01:29:42 trinque: that's the argument to !register

01:29:42 WolfGoethe: got it

01:29:42 trinque: no spaces

01:29:42 WolfGoethe: do i post it here?

01:29:42 trinque: sure as indiancandy1 by way of williamdunne did

01:29:42 trinque: but like.... better than they did :D

01:30:48 WolfGoethe: !register A364FCEAC68953860519C8A5A66E2D65273F03BD

01:30:48 assbot: Searching pgp.mit.edu for key with fingerprint: A364FCEAC68953860519C8A5A66E2D65273F03BD. This may take a few moments.

01:30:49 assbot: No valid OpenPGP data found on pgp.mit.edu.

01:31:43 WolfGoethe: hmmm

01:32:32 WolfGoethe: i send public key to keyserver

01:32:45 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 47000 @ 0.00034103 = 16.0284 BTC [+] {2}

01:32:54 trinque: WolfGoethe: either it wasn't the right one, or it takes a minute

01:33:04 WolfGoethe: !register A364FCEAC68953860519C8A5A66E2D65273F03BD

01:33:04 assbot: Searching pgp.mit.edu for key with fingerprint: A364FCEAC68953860519C8A5A66E2D65273F03BD. This may take a few moments.

01:33:04 assbot: Key 273F03BD / "wolfgangX " successfully imported.

01:33:04 assbot: Registration successful.

01:33:09 WolfGoethe: works

01:33:55 trinque: !rate WolfGoethe 1 new blood

01:33:56 assbot: Request successful, get your OTP: http://w.b-a.link/otp/59086853159ade6f

01:34:23 WolfGoethe: what do i do with this key ?

01:34:30 trinque: !v assbot:trinque.rate.WolfGoethe.1:1c0fe620b46c4634282678cb9daeae399403b84ad5669b4f1d8cc018fbe84b09

01:34:30 assbot: Successfully added a rating of 1 for WolfGoethe with note: new blood

01:35:09 trinque: WolfGoethe: when you want voice, send a private message of !up to assbot

01:35:36 trinque: it'll send you a url, you decrypt the contents and give it back to assbot with !v

01:35:40 trinque: as I did with my rating

01:35:43 trinque: try it.

01:35:47 trinque: !down WolfGoethe

01:40:53 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21900 @ 0.0003433 = 7.5183 BTC [+] {2}

01:49:21 WolfGoethe: wow

01:49:25 WolfGoethe: thanks trinque

01:49:35 WolfGoethe: that was an involved process

01:49:50 WolfGoethe: only the geekiest of the crypto geeks would go thru all that just to post big booty pics

01:51:00 williamdunne: Lol

01:51:12 williamdunne: Its as manly as it gets

01:54:46 trinque: WolfGoethe: weeds out the morons; congrats

01:55:01 WolfGoethe: cool

01:55:18 WolfGoethe: i wrote a bitcoind core api server with full logging etc...

01:55:25 WolfGoethe: open source of coz

01:55:44 WolfGoethe: trying to give back with more than just phat instagram booty

01:56:15 trinque: what good cult doesn't have booty

01:57:09 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 27000 @ 0.00033904 = 9.1541 BTC [-]

01:57:35 williamdunne: !up mj4_

01:57:38 williamdunne: !up mjr_

01:57:59 mjr_: what up all

01:58:23 mjr_: i was going to say that we should have a ceremony with robes for voicing

01:58:45 trinque: !gettrust mjr_

01:58:45 assbot: mjr_ is not registered in WoT.

01:58:50 trinque: who is we

01:59:06 mjr_: look up Josh_Rossi i thihnk

01:59:16 williamdunne: Oh I didn't realize its Josh!

01:59:19 mjr_: !gettrust Josh_Rossi

01:59:19 assbot: mjr_ is not registered in WoT.

01:59:19 williamdunne: Hey Josh

01:59:28 williamdunne: !gettrust Josh_rossi

01:59:28 assbot: Trust relationship from user williamdunne to user Josh_rossi: Level 1: 2, Level 2: 1 via 1 connections. | http://www.btcalpha.com/wot/trust/?from=williamdunne&to=Josh_rossi | http://www.btcalpha.com/wot/user/Josh_rossi/

01:59:32 mjr_: how did you find it wiliam?

01:59:38 mjr_: ah lower case r

01:59:40 williamdunne: I'm registered, mjr_ isn't

01:59:47 williamdunne: Oh, could be wrong

01:59:53 mjr_: i should be registered, aren't I?

02:00:04 trinque: mjr_: yeah, otherwise you might as well be the pope

02:00:16 mjr_: http://www.btcalpha.com/wot/user/josh_rossi/

02:01:16 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 33000 @ 0.00034352 = 11.3362 BTC [+]

02:01:16 danielpbarron: !v assbot:danielpbarron.rate.indiancandy1.1:036a1f902e6a7d0baf97178fc7a27e84060ce2a60228e1ed417f230871f4812a

02:01:16 assbot: Successfully added a rating of 1 for indiancandy1 with note: indian viral video star living in london

02:01:16 williamdunne: danielpbarron: She doesn't have her password unfortunately to here PGP key D:

02:01:40 mjr_: anyway, kakobrekla around?

02:01:47 trinque: mjr_: you could be that guy, but how would anyone know?

02:01:55 mjr_: ugh

02:02:03 mjr_: ok hold on, let me plug in my other computer

02:02:14 mjr_: i don't know why anyone would care if i was that guy

02:02:23 mjr_: since it literally makes 0 difference

02:03:21 williamdunne: !up indiancandy1

02:04:19 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 95491 @ 0.00033597 = 32.0821 BTC [-] {2}

02:04:25 trinque: mjr_: kakobrekla might if you're looking for him. consider if you will the value of making claims to an identity with hard proof

02:04:31 indiancandy1: thanks 4 the rateing D

02:04:57 mjr_: well, i will let kakobrekla be the judge of that

02:05:27 indiancandy1: isnt mp the owner of this irc

02:05:29 indiancandy1: ?

02:05:36 trinque: the amount of bitching people do over 10sec of work...

02:05:39 mjr_: yeah i think he started it

02:05:53 mjr_: 10 seconds of work if you have your key on this computer...and you have used it recently

02:06:05 mjr_: you might have to go back a year or so to find the last time i chatted here

02:06:19 mjr_: but, i was at the first of the timisoara conferences

02:06:33 indiancandy1: okay

02:06:35 indiancandy1: good for you

02:06:36 indiancandy1: LOL

02:06:45 trinque: !b 4

02:06:46 assbot: Last 4 lines bashed and pending review. ( http://dpaste.com/0GM9H90.txt )

02:06:48 mjr_: and considering I don't think 10 seconds of work is worth it to say hi to someone

02:07:01 trinque: mjr_: you're taking this far too seriously

02:07:07 trinque: I was merely stating facts

02:07:13 mjr_: what was the fact?

02:07:22 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21259 @ 0.00034281 = 7.2878 BTC [+]

02:07:32 trinque: that you are not you by virtue of saying "I am me" on IRC

02:07:39 mjr_: i didn't say i was

02:07:47 mjr_: i wasn't trying to prove that I am me

02:07:57 mjr_: i was asking if anyone has seen kakobrekla recently

02:08:04 trinque: you put a link to indicate who you were

02:08:07 trinque: which is retarded

02:08:20 mjr_: because someone else said "i'm registered josh isn't"

02:08:27 mjr_: eh, maybe to you

02:08:30 mjr_: i don't really care

02:08:38 trinque: nor I

02:09:28 mjr_: so, why press the point?

02:09:42 mjr_: i wasn't necessarily talking to you about anything sensitive or financial in nature...

02:09:54 mjr_: so there is no reason for you to know who I am, or care

02:09:56 williamdunne: mjr_: Oh, it was me that said it. I meant that I'm registered so assbot listened to me

02:09:59 mod6: wassup mjr: assbot doesn't have a fast time-out like gribble. so you can take your otp and decrypt on another box (air-gap) for instance and not have to worry.

02:10:17 mjr_: yeah, working on it now

02:10:21 mjr_: have to charge an old laptop

02:10:37 mjr_: but again, it doesn't really matter if its me or not

02:10:43 trinque: mjr_: dunno why this is hard for you... you made a claim to an identity, and I informed you that you really had done no such thing

02:10:54 mjr_: or rather, it doesn't matter whether the person typing this is Josh Rossi or not

02:10:58 trinque: as I would do towards anyone

02:11:13 williamdunne: I can vouch that it is Josh Rossi

02:11:17 mod6: well, it does to me! we used to chat back in the day, i'd like to know if its mjr i.e. father of buttonwood or dog.

02:11:20 mjr_: eh, if you say it is a claim, it wasn't meant as such

02:11:25 mjr_: obvs

02:11:31 williamdunne: mod6: It is buttonwood

02:11:31 mjr_: but again, I am not trying to prove that it is me

02:11:37 trinque: had a conversation earlier about how flat text is sometimes, which applies here

02:11:51 indiancandy1: GOODNIGHT FELLAS

02:11:53 mjr_: in other words, i don't have anything to discuss that must be proven to have come from me

02:11:55 trinque: indiancandy1: cya!

02:12:41 indiancandy1: by triny

02:12:55 decimation: indiancandy1: do you live in a council house?

02:14:18 trinque: mjr_: I'm amused that this offended you so deeply it required this much discussion

02:14:26 trinque: if you don't want to auth by all means

02:14:51 mjr_: it didn't offend me at all, i was just saying that in my humble opinion, auth'ing is useful if you want to prove you are the one who said something

02:15:01 mjr_: since i don't have that need, it is not so important to me

02:15:08 mjr_: but i might as well after all this

02:16:31 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 70850 @ 0.00032208 = 22.8194 BTC [-] {2}

02:16:33 trinque: no, it's also so that those present can tell who the fuck you are

02:16:55 williamdunne: Well, to be fair we already know who he is..

02:17:02 trinque: you do, how do I?

02:17:28 williamdunne: Well, hopefully you'd trust me enough to auth him. So you should think it is him even if you don't cryptographically know its him

02:17:34 decimation: mjr_: the important part is that friends can be enumerated

02:17:45 trinque: ^

02:18:02 trinque: williamdunne: ever heard "trust but verify" ?

02:18:14 trinque: I'm not insulting the guy by saying "hello, who the fuck are you?"

02:18:17 williamdunne: Yeah, but I don't think its always that necessary

02:18:31 williamdunne: i.e if he was signing a contract, you verify that

02:18:32 trinque: so you do

02:18:34 decimation: williamdunne: it's necessary when there's a world full of zombies who want to waste your time

02:18:45 williamdunne: But if he's coming and saying 'hello' why the fuck does it matter?

02:19:08 trinque: because if I can see your face, and I've seen the face before, I'll know it

02:19:11 trinque: this is that for the internet

02:19:13 decimation: if by 'he's saying hello' you mean 'he has nothing to say', then it matters because of clutter

02:19:45 williamdunne: trinque: What about if I call you and say "Hey its Wil"

02:20:21 decimation: williamdunne: a poor but typical substitute for gpg auth

02:20:39 trinque: that conversation would a) not be a part of the public forum and b) if I knew you well, we could more or less establish who each other were by familiarity, but ^ it sucks

02:21:06 trinque: people should auth here for the same reason the deedbot- doesn't take any tattered scrap of paper from the street

02:21:46 decimation: imagine you were attending a lecture on the fourier transform. now imagine the lecture was taking place in an open booth on a london street

02:21:47 williamdunne: I dunno, I just don't see auth as that important if they're not doing anything extraordinary

02:22:01 decimation: would class be enhanced by random derps walking in and saying stupid shit?

02:22:19 trinque: williamdunne: stating your opinion is no argument

02:22:42 trinque: if it's not important why not remove the requirement on voice all together

02:23:12 trinque: mjr_: note this is more a point about the general benefits; you can do as you please

02:23:16 decimation: we used to have it that way; random derps would 'drop by and say hello'

02:23:52 trinque: sounds fucking terrible

02:24:00 trinque: see: every IRC channel that's ever been

02:24:05 trinque: eventually rots

02:26:24 trinque: !up liquidassets

02:28:43 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 38759 @ 0.00032031 = 12.4149 BTC [-] {2}

02:28:51 trinque: !up mjr_

02:36:51 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 78914 @ 0.00032388 = 25.5587 BTC [+] {2}

02:49:09 mjr_: understood

02:49:22 mjr_: but i think comparing this to a class on a fourier transform is QUITE generous

02:50:01 trinque: !down mjr_

02:50:06 trinque: then go fuck yourself.

02:57:13 williamdunne: Seems extreme

02:59:59 trinque: williamdunne: modicum of respect is not a big ask

03:00:32 williamdunne: I'm not entirely sure what he said means, but it didn't sound that disrespectful

03:01:05 trinque: I heard "fuck you" "gpg isn't that important" and "this place isn't that important"

03:01:45 trinque: this aside, decrypting a message from assbot takes far less time than his protestations that "it's pointless!"

03:03:15 williamdunne: Well, I'll agree with the second bit, would take less time to decrypt that assbot message

03:03:33 trinque: this attitude of being above it all is so american

03:03:36 trinque: he is, isn't he?

03:03:40 trinque: that's my guess anyway

03:03:57 trinque: or maybe it's leaking elsewhere

03:04:02 trinque: I have no fucking time for it

03:04:18 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 50900 @ 0.00031909 = 16.2417 BTC [-]

03:04:38 williamdunne: Dunno, he's in Panama IIRC

03:04:43 williamdunne: Don't know his nationality

03:04:49 williamdunne: WTF did I just find..

03:04:49 williamdunne: http://i.imgur.com/gqdhidB.gifv

03:06:02 williamdunne: I think he is "some french, some italian, and a smattering of various UK miscellany"

03:06:12 williamdunne: ;)

03:06:19 trinque: heh

03:07:30 trinque: guy shows up to a place, lets the people there know what they're doing isn't all that important

03:07:37 trinque: hipsterism

03:07:55 trinque: my well of hate for this mentality is bottomless

03:10:46 williamdunne: I don't think that was his intention, however you took it

03:12:15 asciilifeform: ;;later tell mircea_popescu you've got mailz

03:12:15 gribble: The operation succeeded.

03:15:16 asciilifeform: ;;later tell mircea_popescu last line of broadcast is not strictly correct - i also have a small number that i hand-assembled. but these don't count for the purpose of evaluating mf. corp.

03:15:17 gribble: The operation succeeded.

03:15:54 decimation: asciilifeform: what do you think of the macrofab folk so far?

03:16:09 asciilifeform: decimation: read this month's broadcast when it comes out.

03:16:12 asciilifeform: won't spoil it.

03:16:27 WolfGoethe: Williamsburg broolklyn would be a nitemare for u. hipster centetral.plaid and skinny pants n beards

03:19:25 trinque: WolfGoethe: I live in portland oregon, hipster mecca

03:19:51 trinque: serious influx of californians lately too, it seems

03:25:25 asciilifeform: decimation: to make long story short, the folks at macrofab are helpful and apparently well-intentioned, but they assemble using slaves, and it shows.

03:25:27 decimation: trinque: they are fleeing the reconquistada as well as usg 'sitting' upon silicon valley

03:26:23 decimation: asciilifeform: yeah in their podcast they said that most of their placement was by hand, save the 'house parts'

03:26:34 asciilifeform: decimation: double-digit defect rate.

03:26:39 decimation: heh

03:27:23 decimation: 90-95% yield is fairly acceptable

03:27:34 decimation: but not with simple parts

03:28:33 asciilifeform: it very seldom gets simpler than what i had them make

03:29:36 decimation: what is the smallest pitch on your smt parts?

03:29:59 asciilifeform: 100% 0805 passives, two soic-8 ics

03:30:13 asciilifeform: it was deliberately designed for hand-assembly

03:30:17 decimation: heh that's not exactly challenging

03:30:24 asciilifeform: one would think!

03:31:05 asciilifeform: well, there is a third ic, sot353

03:31:10 asciilifeform: so that'd be the smallest pitch

03:31:17 asciilifeform: but oddly enough, that one is 100% on target

03:33:38 decimation: it might be on the pick n' place. or maybe the 'best' tech does the small stuff

03:35:04 decimation: asciilifeform: was there tombstoning?

03:35:18 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 49300 @ 0.00031292 = 15.427 BTC [-]

03:35:22 decimation: you would have to try hard to tombstone an 0805

03:36:04 mike_c: ;;later tell mircea_popescu: requeting 1 eulor acct please

03:36:05 gribble: The operation succeeded.

03:38:21 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18200 @ 0.00031909 = 5.8074 BTC [+]

03:40:51 asciilifeform: decimation: not visibly

03:43:45 decimation: asciilifeform: have you used a 'termtek' dumb terminal like so: http://www.termtek.de/635b.htm

03:45:50 asciilifeform: decimation: can't say that i have

03:45:55 asciilifeform: why?

03:46:23 asciilifeform: looks surprisingly 'modern'

03:47:35 decimation: I want to used for a 'remote head' on a server

03:47:57 decimation: in combination with rs-422 adapters to send serial over cat5

03:49:22 decimation: plus, is fanless

03:53:54 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19211 @ 0.00031367 = 6.0259 BTC [-]

03:57:58 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 66250 @ 0.00032439 = 21.4908 BTC [+]

04:12:12 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 48750 @ 0.00032274 = 15.7336 BTC [-] {2}

04:17:17 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 83000 @ 0.00031301 = 25.9798 BTC [-] {2}

04:50:50 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 40323 @ 0.00031825 = 12.8328 BTC [+]

04:51:51 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 58700 @ 0.00032302 = 18.9613 BTC [+]

04:53:53 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 29386 @ 0.00032403 = 9.5219 BTC [+]

05:48:47 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 46050 @ 0.00032041 = 14.7549 BTC [-]

05:49:48 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 83950 @ 0.00031269 = 26.2503 BTC [-] {4}

06:17:15 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 45516 @ 0.00031075 = 14.1441 BTC [-] {3}

06:29:27 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [BTR] 1000 @ 0.00111 = 1.11 BTC

06:46:44 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 46000 @ 0.00031987 = 14.714 BTC [+]

06:47:45 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 85544 @ 0.00032423 = 27.7359 BTC [+] {2}

06:57:55 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16420 @ 0.00032449 = 5.3281 BTC [+]

07:09:06 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 90800 @ 0.00031323 = 28.4413 BTC [-] {2}

07:14:12 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 51800 @ 0.00031102 = 16.1108 BTC [-] {2}

07:15:59 cazalla: qntra down for anyone else? ddos back eh?

07:17:47 punkman: down for me

07:25:12 bad_duck: it loads in like.. 30 secs here

07:26:04 bad_duck: last news: "Foundation Report Brings Bitcoin Client Performance Improvement and Testing" (June 1)

07:29:26 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 106234 @ 0.00030865 = 32.7891 BTC [-] {3}

07:55:52 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 79136 @ 0.00032406 = 25.6448 BTC [+] {3}

08:07:03 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 76321 @ 0.00032501 = 24.8051 BTC [+] {2}

08:18:14 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 54000 @ 0.00032058 = 17.3113 BTC [-]

08:22:18 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16900 @ 0.00032047 = 5.4159 BTC [-]

08:24:42 cazalla: https://www.change.org/p/international-olympic-committee-revoke-caitlyn-jenner-s-olympic-medals

08:25:42 cazalla: sounds fair to me lol

08:41:58 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 42239 @ 0.00031677 = 13.38 BTC [-]

09:07:21 cazalla: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=01-06-2015#1150200 <<< how'd you get it running on ubuntu? please to be sharing or post a guide for windows gamer like myself

09:07:21 assbot: Logged on 01-06-2015 21:05:33; mike_c: jurov: not to be an ass since you just took the job, but do you have an idea for ballpark on binaries? my ubuntu box has trouble running eulora due to gfx card issues.. just wondering if it's days, weeks, or months.

09:09:25 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 39444 @ 0.0003251 = 12.8232 BTC [+]

09:17:33 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 44250 @ 0.00031615 = 13.9896 BTC [-]

09:18:34 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12705 @ 0.0003251 = 4.1304 BTC [+]

09:19:35 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 53095 @ 0.00032758 = 17.3929 BTC [+] {2}

09:28:44 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 64900 @ 0.00031609 = 20.5142 BTC [-] {2}

09:34:50 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20790 @ 0.00032784 = 6.8158 BTC [+]

09:48:03 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 33050 @ 0.00032244 = 10.6566 BTC [-] {2}

09:55:10 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10141 @ 0.00032997 = 3.3462 BTC [+]

10:04:19 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 43289 @ 0.00033036 = 14.301 BTC [+]

10:06:30 davout: ;;later tell GAit ty!

10:06:30 gribble: The operation succeeded.

10:16:31 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23811 @ 0.00031961 = 7.6102 BTC [-]

10:31:46 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 48629 @ 0.00033233 = 16.1609 BTC [+]

10:34:11 nubbins`: mircea_popescu, your outstanding shipping bill is $70 and i still have a box of NSA tees taking up space in my studio

10:34:32 nubbins`: given that the outstanding debt and the box of tees are 18 months old and 20 months old, respectively, i think it's time we settle up

10:35:50 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 28300 @ 0.00033233 = 9.4049 BTC [+]

10:52:06 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [BTR] 5855 @ 0.00111 = 6.4991 BTC

11:01:50 nubbins`: lel @ BTR

11:01:58 nubbins`: they announced the ipo 30 minutes prior

11:03:17 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11412 @ 0.00032677 = 3.7291 BTC [-]

11:06:13 cazalla: is that risto reptiles thing nubbins` ?

11:06:20 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 69550 @ 0.00032677 = 22.7269 BTC [-]

11:06:20 punkman: https://www.havelockinvestments.com/fund.php?symbol=BTR&action=getdetails

11:07:22 punkman: "bitcoins are property so we can barter for startup equite with them without being accredited investors"

11:07:58 cazalla: the barter ocf mentions a "Pietila Group" so i guess it might be him

11:09:23 punkman: http://static1.squarespace.com/static/54fcda9ce4b0edea648d9cea/t/556813c6e4b0f0a8f2e606e8/1432884171206/ lol

11:10:23 punkman: such spellcheck

11:15:39 cazalla: not just spelling.. check out those custom made barter ocf t-shirts! http://i.imgur.com/byt16Te.png

11:16:39 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 64900 @ 0.00032824 = 21.3028 BTC [+]

11:18:41 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 28729 @ 0.00032824 = 9.43 BTC [+]

11:22:17 copypaste: ;;later tell mircea_popescu http://fraudsters.com/cutekittens/tittylick.php is taking quite a long time to respond, longer than my timeout

11:23:17 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19935 @ 0.00033233 = 6.625 BTC [+]

11:23:17 gribble: The operation succeeded.

11:23:17 jurov: copypaste: fraudsters is ddos'd

11:23:17 copypaste: Oh, okay then

11:23:55 copypaste: https://8ch.net/proxy.php?csurl=http://fraudsters.com/cutekittens/tittylick.php will display an error of "Ad failed to load, ad server probably down." if it takes longer than 7 seconds for a reply

11:24:55 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 50665 @ 0.00033743 = 17.0959 BTC [+] {2}

11:24:55 copypaste: I was just making him aware, because it is working sometimes.

11:27:58 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 31771 @ 0.00032915 = 10.4574 BTC [-]

11:28:23 jurov: yes i can confirm fraudsters loads in ~ 7s here

11:28:59 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11929 @ 0.00032677 = 3.898 BTC [-]

11:30:01 jurov: dunno how that could be easily fixed. since mircea recoiled in horror from the "proxied php" setup, he can't easily split tittylick.php into other process with higher priority

11:35:05 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 69750 @ 0.00033756 = 23.5448 BTC [+]

11:44:28 mircea_popescu: copypaste heh yeah, there's some kid figures himself hot stuff

11:44:40 mircea_popescu: buys a little ddos now and again when his allowance allows.

11:46:19 mircea_popescu: deedbot- http://minigame.bz/eulora/binaries/

11:47:19 deedbot-: Bad URL or network outage.

11:47:19 jurov: deedbot doesn't do html

11:48:09 mircea_popescu: aha yeah. ima fix it in a sec

11:48:20 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26800 @ 0.00033128 = 8.8783 BTC [-] {2}

11:54:36 jurov: i spent hours roaming the landscape and searching for anything to pick up.. not very impressive first impression

11:56:48 mircea_popescu: you gotta explore jurov

11:56:50 mircea_popescu: as in /explore

11:57:01 jurov: it says i don't have skill for that

11:57:29 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19700 @ 0.00033756 = 6.6499 BTC [+]

11:57:32 mircea_popescu: ah, there's an item hidden around that gives the skill for that

11:57:38 jurov: lol

11:57:48 mircea_popescu: too well hidden huh ? :D

11:58:15 jurov: i keep finding only chicken scribbles and mysterious stones

11:58:42 jurov: and other kinds of stones

12:03:21 mircea_popescu: there's another one :D

12:07:29 jurov: where? underwater?

12:08:51 chetty: just checked the db to be sure, there are indeed another item out there...but I suppose I should go actually look

12:09:04 mircea_popescu: nah, overland

12:10:42 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 24600 @ 0.00032677 = 8.0385 BTC [-]

12:16:04 jurov: another mysterious rock.. i give up, will exchange for whatever exploring skill

12:18:11 jurov: if that item is supposed to be ceramic, maybe i don't see it

12:18:15 jurov: crystalspace.maploader.parse.image:

12:18:17 jurov: Could not open image file 'ceramic_dds' on VFS!

12:23:33 BingoBoingo: jurov: Interested in reviewing the Eulora beta for qntra?

12:24:13 jurov: i'd prefer not to. i want it to succeed.

12:25:34 jurov: i'd be like "everyone keeps telling me to /explore but i could not find in 3 hours the item that enables it"

12:25:57 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 42600 @ 0.00033787 = 14.3933 BTC [+] {2}

12:30:44 BingoBoingo: !up pete_dushenski

12:30:54 mircea_popescu: jurov reports are in : the item's there alright.

12:31:02 mircea_popescu: before you find it, you can still craft

12:31:11 mircea_popescu: but you'll have to buy shiot from merchant to get you started

12:36:07 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 51550 @ 0.00032785 = 16.9007 BTC [-] {2}

12:39:03 *: pete_dushenski is home again.

12:39:26 pete_dushenski: thanks be to all who !up'd me while away !

12:43:40 mircea_popescu: http://dpaste.com/0FW45QS << the involved ips, if anyone cares.

12:45:57 williamdunne: Involved in testing Eurola?

12:47:08 mircea_popescu: involved in ddosing mah server earlier

12:47:11 mircea_popescu: what copypaste reported.

12:47:39 williamdunne: Ah that makes more sense

12:47:44 williamdunne: Seemed like too many

12:48:31 mircea_popescu: moving on to step two of my day, breakfast! after which ima make more eulora accts, mike_c danielpbarron an who else wanted.

12:52:05 pete_dushenski: "Popescu you're the dumbest fuck on the planet and have no authority to call anyone else an idiot." << quite the saucy qntra commenter

12:52:19 pete_dushenski: NO AUTHORITAY!11

12:52:58 pete_dushenski: one can only imagine who said dumbfuck imagines qualified to call others idiots

12:53:11 mircea_popescu: o.O

12:53:18 mircea_popescu: well at least this one can spell.

12:55:02 mircea_popescu: http://qntra.net/2015/05/ross-ulbricht-sentenced-to-life-in-prison/#comment-25515 << lots of angry on the interwebs. who knew.

12:56:02 mircea_popescu: (other than any woman over 20)

12:56:06 pete_dushenski: women over 20 are calmer ?

12:56:25 pete_dushenski: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=02-06-2015#1150845 << heh. 'el minimo...'

12:56:25 assbot: Logged on 02-06-2015 02:59:59; trinque: williamdunne: modicum of respect is not a big ask

12:56:31 mircea_popescu: no, just, if they try and date they're gonna meet 'em

12:58:28 pete_dushenski: fair enough

12:59:03 mircea_popescu: ask anyone. "impotent anger, #1 red flag".

12:59:05 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 39299 @ 0.00033202 = 13.0481 BTC [+]

12:59:20 jurov: from #eulora: nah just wait a minute or so, death hasnt really been implemented yet

12:59:22 jurov: hahahaha

12:59:46 mircea_popescu: jurov dja have any idea how sadpuppies anyone'd have been if i implemented death before marriage ?

12:59:56 mircea_popescu: not even irl god has that rotten a sense o humor.

13:00:09 pete_dushenski: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=02-06-2015#1150578 << solid little tour !

13:00:09 assbot: Logged on 02-06-2015 01:01:40; williamdunne: I'm pretty fucking excited, Bucharest -> Prague -> Istanbul is gonna be fun

13:00:23 mircea_popescu: those aren't in order are they ?

13:00:36 jurov: really, this needs much more time to be able to grasp the game idea and write something positive

13:00:48 mircea_popescu: anyway, istanbul's great, prague's fulla sluts and therefore greater. bucharest... whatevs.

13:01:31 pete_dushenski: of those 3, prague definitely has the best womenz

13:02:18 *: mircea_popescu prefers the turkish 35lb butt to the czech slender type

13:02:19 pete_dushenski: prague and istanbul both have fantastic food, bucharest is meh in this regard as well

13:03:09 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 87550 @ 0.00033824 = 29.6129 BTC [+] {2}

13:03:21 pete_dushenski: romanian women would be right in between the bubblebutturks and the skinnyczechs

13:03:47 pete_dushenski: more skeptical in their disposition too

13:04:06 pete_dushenski: which can only lead to better conversation

13:04:22 mircea_popescu: they can curse better than either

13:04:27 mircea_popescu: THAT can lead to excellent conversation

13:05:51 mircea_popescu: deedbot- http://dpaste.com/3TCDRSQ.txt

13:06:51 pete_dushenski: i'd say romanian chicks are just sharper in general

13:06:51 deedbot-: accepted: 1

13:06:51 mircea_popescu: this may well be true

13:06:51 *: mircea_popescu is happy with the quality of female.ro intellect

13:08:21 pete_dushenski: from all the ones i've come across, an admittedly smaller but still far from zero quantity, female.ro is right up there with the best of 'em

13:08:41 pete_dushenski: for intellect.

13:08:44 mircea_popescu: course you probably stuck to the danube plain, where all the garbage ends up.

13:08:56 mod6: Update: full sync of v0.5.3.1-RELEASE + patche(s) { Orphanage Thermonuke } + { TX Orphanage Amputation } is up to block: 326594

13:09:58 mircea_popescu: cool.

13:11:56 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 182200 @ 0.00034148 = 62.2177 BTC [+] {8}

13:12:57 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3251 @ 0.00033202 = 1.0794 BTC [-]

13:16:22 pete_dushenski: mircea_popescu: i'm talking mostly about the ones that've made their way to canada

13:16:31 mircea_popescu: aok

13:17:48 pete_dushenski: plus, when i was in romania, i was in sinaia, brasov, timisoara, and a few other places, not just danube :)

13:19:04 pete_dushenski: speaking of traveling, fuck me if i don't have four sets of friends who just got engaged in the last month or two

13:19:19 pete_dushenski: if another one of them has a wedding at the same time as $conference....

13:19:25 pete_dushenski: c4, that is.

13:19:37 BingoBoingo: pete_dushenski: Well, warn them nao

13:20:56 pete_dushenski: and spoil the look on their face when i tell them that something in the world might be more important than their wedding ?

13:22:05 pete_dushenski: "One way to un-cast the Islamic State’s spell over its adherents would be to overpower it militarily and occupy the parts of Syria and Iraq now under caliphate rule. Al‑Qaeda is ineradicable because it can survive, cockroach-like, by going underground. The Islamic State cannot. If it loses its grip on its territory in Syria and Iraq, it will cease to be a caliphate. Caliphates cannot exist as underground mov

13:22:06 pete_dushenski: ements, because territorial authority is a requirement: take away its command of territory, and all those oaths of allegiance are no longer binding. Former pledges could of course continue to attack the West and behead their enemies, as freelancers. But the propaganda value of the caliphate would disappear, and with it the supposed religious duty to immigrate and serve it.

13:22:36 pete_dushenski: ^seriously, where do people get these swiss cheese heads ?

13:23:07 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 29352 @ 0.00032677 = 9.5914 BTC [-]

13:23:29 pete_dushenski: isis is no more capable of being destroyed by the usa's excuse for a military than al-queda was

13:23:46 pete_dushenski: fuck, al-queda should've been a walk in the park by comparison.

13:23:58 mircea_popescu: pete_dushenski roflmao. "one way to stop sucking would be to rule instead"

13:23:59 jurov: they're more like taleban

13:24:02 mircea_popescu: you don't fucking say...

13:24:33 mircea_popescu: anyway, for the record, the only cockroaches in the middle west are the americans atm.

13:24:46 pete_dushenski: middle east ?

13:24:48 mircea_popescu: their underground being made up out of random social media

13:24:57 pete_dushenski: not that midwest isn't also full of 'em

13:25:02 mircea_popescu: well yeah.

13:25:31 mircea_popescu: anyway, who the fuck came up with the territorial nonsense quoited above anyway ?

13:26:13 pete_dushenski: http://gcaw.net/ << graeme wood in an article for 'the atlantic'

13:27:13 mircea_popescu: you'd think people actuaslly involved in strategic planning have enough of a tin ear to hear the sort of "o noes, things aren't like we have emotionally invested ourselves into them being, let us rehash how trhings shjould be so we don't have to change or even examine our priors" whine.

13:27:13 pete_dushenski: http://www.theatlantic.com/features/archive/2015/02/what-isis-really-wants/384980/

13:28:13 mircea_popescu: territory's not worth squat. bitcoin, tmsr~ does actually better than any known state PRECISELY because all its territory is virtual.

13:28:14 mircea_popescu: territory was important when the economy was based on working the land.

13:28:14 mircea_popescu: then the industrial revolution came, and england was the size of a cumsplotch, and it didn't matter.

13:28:14 mircea_popescu: today...

13:28:14 mircea_popescu: heh, why do i even bother.

13:28:14 pete_dushenski: keep going !

13:28:14 mircea_popescu: lol

13:28:26 nubbins`: more like slowassbot

13:28:28 mircea_popescu: find me a state in the history of the world that can run the sort of deficits we run.

13:28:32 nubbins`: my timely quip is no longer timely

13:28:41 decimation: can't eat a digital biscuit

13:28:42 mircea_popescu: slownubs ?

13:28:42 pete_dushenski: nubbins`: heh.

13:28:53 mircea_popescu: decimation you know this is what people said too ? "can't eat an iron sword"

13:29:05 mircea_popescu: yeah dude, you can. and it's your choice to either feed me or eat it. how about that.

13:29:25 pete_dushenski: mp hungry.

13:29:37 mircea_popescu: i can't eat a digital biscuit, meanwhile you go make someone shove pens in his butt, without the digital biscuit.

13:29:59 nubbins`: so i just got this in an email from my isp

13:30:01 nubbins`: http://i.imgur.com/3C9GNZW.png

13:31:01 *: nubbins` golf claps

13:31:01 decimation: the surplus of bitcoin failed to help dpr

13:31:01 nubbins`: graphs are non-accurate tho

13:31:01 mircea_popescu: 100 mb, not so bad.

13:31:01 mircea_popescu: decimation and the pretorian guard failed to help nero.

13:31:01 pete_dushenski: decimation: it's necessary but not sufficient

13:31:01 nubbins`: mild panic this past winter when i realized the obstruction my metal snow shovel wouldn't pound through was... fibre into the house

13:31:01 nubbins`: but it was ok!

13:31:13 pete_dushenski: dpr lacked surplus of intelligence in other regards

13:31:14 mircea_popescu: they're reinforced to hell precisely because of people like you.

13:31:21 nubbins`: well, you're welcome

13:31:26 mircea_popescu: lol

13:31:41 mircea_popescu: srsly, for about 10 years it was like "omfg world please stop cutting cables"

13:31:43 nubbins`: guy asked me if i wanted fibre to the pole or the door

13:31:47 mircea_popescu: world went "sorrieh!!1s"

13:31:56 mircea_popescu: eventually it was "fuck this shit, we make them as tough as pipes"

13:32:00 nubbins`: "is it any extra fee to bring it to the door?" "nope" "what kinda beer do you drink?"

13:32:05 mircea_popescu: suddenly... 99% drop in accidental cuttings

13:32:05 pete_dushenski: nubbins`: what modem do you have ?

13:32:31 nubbins`: pete it's an "actiontech" or smth

13:32:49 mircea_popescu: the modem not the hot tub

13:33:05 nubbins`: actiontec

13:33:10 pete_dushenski: i'm in the market for a new modem. don't want to swallow whatever cisco garbage shaw cable provides

13:33:18 mircea_popescu: pete_dushenski pogo.

13:33:42 *: pete_dushenski hadn't considered this...

13:35:13 nubbins`: actually sorry

13:35:17 nubbins`: here's where the fibre ends

13:35:18 nubbins`: http://www.muamat.com/adpics/53627a873210bc5d72fa8a32a.jpg

13:36:18 nubbins`: it's an i-240g-b

13:36:18 nubbins`: hm, apparently this actiontec router might be worth tossing

13:36:40 pete_dushenski: a neato

13:37:19 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17939 @ 0.00032139 = 5.7654 BTC [-]

13:39:43 pete_dushenski: http://www.hitrontech.com/en/cable_detail.php?id=62 << this appears to be local cable co's new offering

13:41:45 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7311 @ 0.00032061 = 2.344 BTC [-]

13:41:46 scoopbot_revived: Elonis Wins At US Supreme Court http://qntra.net/2015/06/elonis-wins-at-us-supreme-court/

13:41:55 williamdunne: Scoopbot is behaving well

13:42:26 BingoBoingo: For now

13:42:45 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 22948 @ 0.00032308 = 7.414 BTC [+] {3}

13:42:58 mircea_popescu: williamdunne yeah not bad

13:43:00 williamdunne: Yeah, think he last went down maybe two weeks ago?

13:43:21 williamdunne: Guessing the new reconnecting stuff actually works

13:43:25 *: BingoBoingo still has the expectation that scooping bots go rogue

13:43:39 BingoBoingo: Like Deeding bots go missing

13:43:53 *: williamdunne is actually just sitting at home refreshing people's RSS feeds pretending to be a bot

13:43:59 BingoBoingo: And assbot makes the world go round

13:44:31 BingoBoingo: * williamdunne is actually just sitting at home refreshing people's RSS feeds pretending to be a bot << Oh, that's how oglafbot works

13:44:52 williamdunne: Aha really? Thats kinda funny

13:45:00 williamdunne: Although I guess you just have to check every Sunday so not too bad

13:46:36 williamdunne: http://oglaf.com/feeds/rss/

13:47:36 williamdunne: If you want I could just add oglaf to scoopbot..

13:47:36 mircea_popescu: yes.

13:47:50 BingoBoingo: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CGA8HcHWMAASfqV.jpg

13:48:50 mircea_popescu: mike_c http://dpaste.com/3VSXH7F

13:49:50 mircea_popescu: danielpbarron http://dpaste.com/0Y1XJ8D

13:51:59 scoopbot_revived: BitBet (S.BBET) May 2015 Statement http://fraudsters.com/2015/bitbet-sbbet-may-2015-statement/

13:53:46 mircea_popescu: mod6 http://dpaste.com/1YMM4N3

13:57:31 mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=01-06-2015#1149668 << lol frenchie's a hardass and i suspect he's growing a moustache!

13:57:31 assbot: Logged on 01-06-2015 14:47:09; davout: bye!

13:57:51 nubbins`: here's one for asciilifeform

13:57:52 nubbins`: http://i.imgur.com/eIuHT8a.jpg

13:59:05 mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=01-06-2015#1149703 << whjat the fuck sort of failed cult is this then

13:59:05 assbot: Logged on 01-06-2015 15:06:01; shinohai: This is about the only place that isn't an echo chamber anymore sadly.

13:59:09 mircea_popescu: i didn't sign up for this!

13:59:36 mircea_popescu: nubbins` poultry dildo ?

13:59:48 nubbins`: bluetooth dongle w/ fake antenna

14:00:10 williamdunne: mircea_popescu: Its okay, the cult has been restored with a t-shirt with your face on it

14:00:18 williamdunne: I'm impressed so far with Romanian hospitality

14:01:02 mircea_popescu: the disadvantage of being romanian

14:01:11 williamdunne: 23:48:16 - menahem: what do you guys think of this tee ?

14:01:11 williamdunne: 23:48:18 - menahem: http://screencast.com/t/LxNozQwn7t3

14:02:11 williamdunne: 23:49:17 - williamdunne: Well, its official, we're a cult.

14:02:11 williamdunne: 23:49:19 - menahem: hahaha

14:02:11 williamdunne: 23:51:05 - menahem: debating if i should add a quote to it

14:02:11 williamdunne: 23:51:45 - williamdunne: "I'm better than you" should suffice

14:02:11 williamdunne: 23:52:53 - menahem: "this Bitcock ain't gonna suck itself."

14:02:11 mircea_popescu: anywhere you go, you're unimpressed with the local assholery.

14:02:11 williamdunne: 23:53:41 - WolfGoethe [~textual@cpe-74-66-238-187.nyc.res.rr.com] entered the room.

14:02:11 williamdunne: 23:53:47 - williamdunne: +1

14:02:11 williamdunne: 23:53:51 - williamdunne: Fuck it, I'd buy it

14:02:11 williamdunne: Aha

14:02:11 mircea_popescu: ahahaha wut.

14:02:11 williamdunne: It really is incredible how helpful the lady has been, I'm used to the standard snobbery from others in her position

14:02:11 williamdunne: Yeah

14:02:21 williamdunne: It actually doesn't look half-bad on the t-shirt

14:02:35 mircea_popescu: if georgie ouzounian runs into you somewhere in dusty utah and you're wearing that shirt and it reads "I'm better than you" he's probably going to accost you.

14:03:21 williamdunne: I'm not awful at running, I'll take my chances

14:04:01 nubbins`: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=02-06-2015#1150951

14:04:01 assbot: Logged on 02-06-2015 10:34:11; nubbins`: mircea_popescu, your outstanding shipping bill is $70 and i still have a box of NSA tees taking up space in my studio

14:04:06 nubbins`: !

14:04:16 mircea_popescu: i know!

14:04:27 mircea_popescu: are you sueing me yet ?

14:04:33 nubbins`: no, but:

14:04:35 nubbins`: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=02-06-2015#1150952

14:04:35 assbot: Logged on 02-06-2015 10:34:32; nubbins`: given that the outstanding debt and the box of tees are 18 months old and 20 months old, respectively, i think it's time we settle up

14:04:42 mircea_popescu: aha aite.

14:04:47 mircea_popescu: addy ?

14:05:02 nubbins`: 1CzZMzXzA9jtRDNEcG1jzfL5MfxRyVjUxD

14:05:16 mircea_popescu: this has been the most distant christmas in hystory, but! apparently it's coming.

14:05:29 nubbins`: woo

14:05:39 mircea_popescu: nubbins` ima send you 0.(3) bitcoin

14:05:51 nubbins`: i'll shake the spiders out of the remaining inventory at no extra charge

14:05:58 mircea_popescu: tyvm o.O

14:06:00 nubbins`: HEH

14:06:20 mircea_popescu: what sort of industrial warehouse do you run in your own house over there!!

14:06:21 mircea_popescu: spiders ?!

14:06:35 nubbins`: sec, i have pix

14:06:39 nubbins`: found a crazy one today

14:07:28 nubbins`: http://i.imgur.com/ak5LjiC.jpg

14:08:28 mircea_popescu: that's not so bad

14:08:42 nubbins`: http://i.imgur.com/jXuwMo7.jpg

14:09:42 nubbins`: looked less intimidating outdoors

14:09:42 mircea_popescu: wolf spiders, they chase!

14:10:57 mircea_popescu: in other news, http://41.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_may9nl7Nmj1qzeiaco1_1280.jpg

14:12:06 mircea_popescu: tijuana abortions ever more gruesome

14:13:57 mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=01-06-2015#1150070 << word.

14:13:57 assbot: Logged on 01-06-2015 20:16:56; trinque: little guy seems to be doing alright

14:14:12 nubbins`: found it: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tegenaria_domestica

14:15:12 mircea_popescu: ayup

14:20:25 nubbins`: in other news, we're prolly gonna break last year's gross income by late july

14:24:48 asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=02-06-2015#1151226 << looks like a dude 'enjoying' a homemade dulap !?

14:24:48 assbot: Logged on 02-06-2015 14:10:57; mircea_popescu: in other news, http://41.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_may9nl7Nmj1qzeiaco1_1280.jpg

14:25:06 mircea_popescu: asciilifeform or that.

14:26:20 asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: update since last night: got reply from mf. they will re-do the duds.

14:26:35 thestringpuller: ;;isup qntra.net

14:26:36 gribble: qntra.net is down

14:26:48 thestringpuller: qntra crashed

14:28:32 mircea_popescu: asciilifeform cool

14:30:03 mircea_popescu: thestringpuller yaya, moar wiff teh script kiddies.

14:31:01 asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=02-06-2015#1151037 << obligatory >> http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s129/PeaceNikki72/uAgkm.jpg << originally a u.s. politico spoof, but has been 'memed' for many years with various photodiddles

14:31:01 assbot: Logged on 02-06-2015 12:59:03; mircea_popescu: ask anyone. "impotent anger, #1 red flag".

14:32:36 asciilifeform: in other lulz, http://nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/DB096A7B64B9F4A9CE82785D9AF80E50E2AAE4BCC607BF6BFDACDD92BF65873C << we already had it in 'magic 98' yes

14:33:36 thestringpuller: mircea_popescu: i've been told to use hate as a measurement of success.

14:33:57 asciilifeform: thestringpuller: 'oderint dum metuant' (TM) (R)

14:35:19 nubbins`: gr8 h8 m8

14:37:14 asciilifeform: ;;isup fraudsters.com

14:37:16 gribble: fraudsters.com is down

14:39:11 chetty: its ok tho, Eulora is up

14:41:05 pete_dushenski: ;;isup contravex.com

14:41:06 gribble: contravex.com is up

14:41:30 pete_dushenski: guess i've been ruffling the wrong feathers of late ?

14:41:32 nubbins`: brb testing vpn

14:42:02 asciilifeform: some miscellaneous lulz: http://larvatus.livejournal.com/558422.html

14:43:02 asciilifeform: and an unusually entertaining orlol: http://cluborlov.blogspot.com/2015/06/crazyland.html

14:48:03 pete_dushenski: "So, for instance, if it turned out that Obama were indeed a space lizard (how embarrassing!) the administrator would simlply click on “conspiracy theories,” click on the checkbox next to “Obama is a space lizard,” and click “uninstall.”"

14:48:20 pete_dushenski: ok, i lol'd

14:51:32 pete_dushenski: "I would respond that if he has a SIM card in his phone, then the phone emits roaming signals which allow its position to be determined with surprisingly good accuracy by using multilateralization—measuring its relative signal strength at several of the surrounding cell phone towers." << doesn't this require 'stingray' ?

14:51:42 pete_dushenski: or is that just for improved accuracy ?

14:55:14 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 29050 @ 0.000328 = 9.5284 BTC [+]

14:55:19 mircea_popescu: lmao this noob.

14:56:49 thestringpuller: ;;ud impotent rage

14:56:50 gribble: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=impotent+rage | impotent rage. When a man can't get it up, everything bothers him. He whines, throws tantrums and if someone mentions the word "laid" the rage takes over.

14:57:26 mike_c: mircea_popescu: got the acct info, thanks

15:01:20 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 25348 @ 0.000328 = 8.3141 BTC [+]

15:03:12 mike_c: cazalla: I'm going to try dual-booting another box of mine and see if i can get eulora/ubuntu going. I'll post my step-by-step if it works

15:05:46 mod6: thanks.

15:07:21 mod6: i tried to get it up and going lastnight on the throw-away ubuntu lappy has an intel graphics card. i had the previous release running on there, but have since wiped it. everything compiled fine lastnight. 'cept when starting `euclient`, it complained about no 3d graphics or something similar.

15:07:38 mod6: gonna mess with it later tonight. i don't remember what I did before to resolve this, been too long.

15:08:27 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 127271 @ 0.00033676 = 42.8598 BTC [+] {3}

15:12:40 chetty: mod6 what version ubuntu?

15:15:34 mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=01-06-2015#1150083 << that entire thing has absolutel;y nothing to do with "investors"

15:15:34 assbot: Logged on 01-06-2015 20:22:07; Landgull: They need to stop talking about what they need and start talking about what they will do for their investors.

15:15:46 mircea_popescu: it just calls people that if that's what they want to be called.

15:16:09 mircea_popescu: if you're so inclined, you can find a woman on the street willing to call your bar bills "investments", and then make you some kids to invest into further.

15:16:21 mircea_popescu: that's the nature of this "investment". "we can use your money"

15:20:17 BingoBoingo: Bethesda is announcing Fallout 4 tomorrow, hot on the heels of the Eulora beta announcement.

15:23:22 mircea_popescu: lol

15:23:28 mircea_popescu: 3 was such a disappointment

15:24:30 BingoBoingo: I enjoyed it, but also missed out on 1&2

15:24:48 mircea_popescu: ah

15:25:17 BingoBoingo: I enjoyed that Fallout 3.5 game in Vegas more than 3 though

15:26:44 mod6: <+chetty> mod6 what version ubuntu? << 14.10? not sure off the top of my head. i'll work on it tonight. will let you know.

15:27:09 mod6: im sure it's fine.

15:31:34 nubbins`: pete_dushenski doesn't what require stingray

15:31:41 nubbins`: triangulating your position based on cell towers?

15:36:55 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 49300 @ 0.00034434 = 16.976 BTC [+]

15:37:11 BingoBoingo: MPOE's been holding up for a while nao

15:39:32 menahem: williamdunne thanks for sharing the shirt, lol. :) ill have it available for purchase soon, tweaking the shipping options.

15:41:29 williamdunne: Aha, very welcome

15:46:04 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 88100 @ 0.0003451 = 30.4033 BTC [+] {3}

15:46:27 pete_dushenski: nubbins`: determining the position of a sim card.

15:47:22 pete_dushenski: if all you need are cell phone towers to determine location, why the fuck does stingray matter ?

15:48:41 pete_dushenski: ftr i don't know that 'stingray' is all that useful, may be 'teaching the controversy'

15:58:16 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 35851 @ 0.00031709 = 11.368 BTC [-] {2}

16:03:13 nubbins`: it's useful if the telco tells you to fuck off

16:04:08 nubbins`: look, your phone's connected to x towers right now, each with a diff signal strength. basic math gives a rough location

16:04:35 nubbins`: stingray would ostensibly be a single-point unit, less useful for triangulation, more of a "warmer/colder" style

16:05:54 pete_dushenski: makes sense.

16:06:21 pete_dushenski: telco telling cops to fuck off though ? maybe 10 years ago.

16:06:37 pete_dushenski: not that there wouldn't be some red tape and paperwork, i suppose.

16:06:43 nubbins`: go back and re-watch The Wire and see the hassle they went through tapping cell phones, and then imagine giving them a suitcase that blasts out the strongest cell signal in the projects so every phone preferentially tries to connect to it

16:07:03 nubbins`: it's a boon for cops

16:07:18 pete_dushenski: the wire was also 10 years ago

16:07:24 pete_dushenski: based on intel older than that

16:07:43 nubbins`: sure, and a lot of the problems surrounding that part of the puzzle are different now

16:08:04 nubbins`: but in all cases, going through official routes to get info from telco vs just turning on a piece of kit?

16:08:28 nubbins`: especially if your department head doesn't give a fuck when/where you use your stingray

16:08:39 nubbins`: (the inevitable outcome, duh)

16:09:30 pete_dushenski: i can see it.

16:09:50 BingoBoingo: https://i.imgur.com/m5zWPPx.jpg

16:10:50 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 33300 @ 0.00031568 = 10.5121 BTC [-]

16:10:50 lobbes: I enjoyed it, but also missed out on 1&2 << Same boat here. I never played 1 & 2, but thoroughly enjoyed 3 & 3.5. My buddy, who had played the originals, also felt disappointed. It's all relative (tm), I guess.

16:10:50 pete_dushenski: needless to say, stingray or tower triangulation are more expensive to implement than gps tracking in smartphones

16:11:50 pete_dushenski: so if security is a matter of making attacks expensive, a dumbphone still trumps a smartphone

16:17:23 pete_dushenski: mircea_popescu: did the derp from fortune who didn't link to qntra ever come clean ?

16:17:33 nubbins`: this vpn doles out a paltry 17mbit/s

16:18:00 pete_dushenski: who are you using ?

16:18:10 mircea_popescu: pete_dushenski mno.

16:18:14 nubbins`: giving pia a shot

16:18:39 pete_dushenski: mircea_popescu: sorta figured as much

16:18:54 pete_dushenski: nubbins`: ya, pia is pretty damn slow

16:20:40 pete_dushenski: i've been doing some reading on this jaron lanier fellow, looking for an angle to roast him on for a blog post but i have to admit i'm at a loss

16:21:01 nubbins`: smokes weed

16:21:05 nubbins`: obv

16:21:09 pete_dushenski: the dude is so all over the map, markov chaining so hard, that i have nothing to grab onto without pulling the entire universe along with me

16:21:38 pete_dushenski: ya, the dreads are a bit rasta eh

16:22:30 pete_dushenski: ah well, fuck it. if anyone falls for his rambling nonsense, they deserve it.

16:25:00 nubbins`: "He proposes a two-way linking system that would point to the source of any piece of information, creating an economy of micropayments that compensates people for original material they post to the web."

16:25:50 nubbins`: imagine those youtube pop-up text ads, but "like the sound in this scene? send satoshis to 1Rambo5SoundGuyxxx"

16:26:05 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 94450 @ 0.00031806 = 30.0408 BTC [+] {2}

16:27:16 pete_dushenski: pretty much his proposal, except extended even further so that people sharing their biometrics or whatever with their insurance companies or employers would be paid extra

16:27:40 pete_dushenski: it's welfare with the DIGNITY of having earned it.

16:27:47 pete_dushenski: just for existing, obv.

16:28:02 pete_dushenski: but because it was willingly shared, it magically has value.

16:29:23 nubbins`: if it didn't have value, people wouldn't collect it, mmm?

16:30:03 pete_dushenski: precisely like seashells on the beach

16:30:24 pete_dushenski: value being a very subjective thing when there's no scarcity or fungibility

16:30:47 pete_dushenski: it's not like your fatass heartrate is a monet

16:30:50 nubbins`: sure

16:30:55 nubbins`: value changes over time, too

16:31:11 nubbins`: maybe the lighting in Heat was too blue for audiences in the late 2010s

16:31:21 nubbins`: but was rad as hell in the mid 2030s

16:31:45 pete_dushenski: well that's just fashion, which is inherently worthless.

16:32:09 pete_dushenski: 'audiences' being 'the people' and therefore incapable of imparting value on anything whatsoever

16:32:20 nubbins`: maybe the insurance company has a very large need of biometric data when figuring out rates for a new policy program

16:32:25 nubbins`: but not so much of a need for em later.

16:33:05 nubbins`: put another way

16:33:11 mircea_popescu: curl: (23) Failed writing body

16:33:14 mircea_popescu: that's a new one.

16:33:23 nubbins`: what's the value of a sheet of toilet paper while you're taking a shit, vs while you're taking a shower?

16:33:40 nubbins`: would you pay $5 for it while you're shampooing your hair?

16:33:54 nubbins`: how 'bout when you just shit yourself in the parking lot outside the funeral home?

16:34:12 jurov: http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/yoko-ono-i-had-an-affair-with-hillary-clinton-in-the-70s/ hehehee

16:35:34 BingoBoingo: !b 2

16:35:34 assbot: Last 2 lines bashed and pending review. ( http://dpaste.com/0TJ07ME.txt )

16:35:53 BingoBoingo: markov bash!

16:36:23 nubbins`: heh

16:37:06 pete_dushenski: nubbins`: if said insurance company needs data now, why wouldn't it need more data later with which to compare the original info ?

16:37:25 pete_dushenski: http://www.magicaltux.net/post/120528127244/didnt-we-learn-anything << lookee who else ain't dead. fatso !

16:38:26 nubbins`: oh, it just might

16:38:26 nubbins`: if pumpkin futures for october are through the roof, why wouldn't they be even higher just after xmas?

16:38:51 pete_dushenski: but if, say, biometric data is a pre-condition for coverage, that doesn't mean that the insurance company should be paying you to use it

16:39:43 pete_dushenski: "One entity would be specialized in handling of coins. It would focus mostly on security, and could also offer processing for other things than exchanges (I’m thinking about Lightning, for example). Existing wallet services are probably in a good position to start working on this kind of solutions." << what a fucking retard. no spellcheck, no braincheck...

16:40:19 pete_dushenski: "let's decentralise the parts of a human body so that it can be more efficient"

16:40:39 pete_dushenski: "you take the legs, i'll take the chest, he'll take the ears !"

16:41:17 pete_dushenski: cripes you'd think that 600k coins or whatever he embezzled would buy him a tutor.

16:41:34 pete_dushenski: and a non-tumblr website.

16:42:07 pete_dushenski: and a photographer with a proper camera for a portrait shot

16:43:01 pete_dushenski: !gettrust NewLiberty

16:43:02 assbot: Trust relationship from user pete_dushenski to user NewLiberty: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 0 via 2 connections. | http://www.btcalpha.com/wot/trust/?from=pete_dushenski&to=NewLiberty | http://www.btcalpha.com/wot/user/NewLiberty/

16:43:30 pete_dushenski: NewLiberty: you can self-voice dude

16:43:49 BingoBoingo: !up NewLiberty

16:46:06 NewLiberty: I used to be able to anyhow

16:46:33 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 5 @ 0.20760911 = 1.038 BTC [+]

16:46:49 punkman: pete_dushenski: NewLiberty: you can self-voice dude << it says 0 via 2 there

16:46:59 fluffypony: jurov: I don't know if I can trust a website called "worldnewsdailyreport" :-P

16:47:06 NewLiberty: has to be >0 to self voice

16:47:57 punkman: magicaltux blogging again... just shameless isn't he.

16:48:40 pete_dushenski: NewLiberty: ah, i thought it was just assbot's l2 for some reason

16:48:54 NewLiberty: Fluffypony, have you digested the borromean ring stuff yet?

16:49:25 NewLiberty: I'm still chewing on it

16:49:33 fluffypony: NewLiberty: no, too buggered and travelling at the moment, so will look at it on Friday once I've landed back in SA and spent a day recovering :)

16:51:30 NewLiberty: Yes, it is one that takes work. More so for me certainly.

16:51:49 punkman: is that a monero thing?

16:52:01 williamdunne: punkman: Am I the only one thinking he might not be *entirely* to blame? (Entirely as if in he was incompetent, but someone else committed the bad deed.

16:52:11 williamdunne: )

16:52:19 punkman: williamdunne: possibly

16:52:28 NewLiberty: Gmaxwell paper on a privacy method

16:52:45 punkman: link?

16:53:19 fluffypony: it's not a privacy method, NewLiberty

16:53:27 fluffypony: adding it to Bitcoin won't add privacy

16:53:39 fluffypony: it's part of a wider crypto ecosystem that remains under wraps at the moment

16:53:43 NewLiberty: https://github.com/Blockstream/borromean_paper/raw/master/borromean_draft_0.01_34241bb.pdf

16:54:43 fluffypony: but the advantage for Monero is that we may be able to adopt the scheme to reduce our signature size and verification effort

16:54:43 NewLiberty: Right, that is an important distinction.

16:54:48 NewLiberty: It does more for monero than for bitcoin

16:54:55 fluffypony: I'm terribly interested in what gmaxwell is up to, but he's already said that whatever guesses we have about this wider system we'd be wrong :)

16:55:49 williamdunne: Holy cow, SSDs have got cheaper since I last checked..

16:55:51 williamdunne: http://www.amazon.com/SanDisk-Extreme-2-5-Inch-Warranty-SDSSDXPS-960G-G25/dp/B00KHRYR0U

16:56:51 williamdunne: 960gb for $440, not bad

16:56:51 williamdunne: Oh wow, even better

16:56:51 williamdunne: http://betanews.com/2015/06/01/sandisk-announces-2tb-ssd-in-its-new-extreme-900-lineup/

16:57:51 mircea_popescu: pete_dushenski the problem with not shooting retards is that they accumulate.

16:57:51 williamdunne: Three year warranty on the 2tb one though kinda sucks

16:57:51 NewLiberty: The zero knowledge oracle pieces, Fiat-Shamir, being put to a good use would be a nice add.

16:58:22 pete_dushenski: mircea_popescu: that's a strong argument for axetime

16:58:53 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10700 @ 0.00031568 = 3.3778 BTC [-]

16:59:42 pete_dushenski: NewLiberty: good how ? nice how ?

16:59:45 mircea_popescu: williamdunne being stupid and acting like you're important and should be relied on is something one gets blamed for entirely.

16:59:58 mircea_popescu: blame attaches according to sin, not according to the size of the fireball.

17:00:55 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 50500 @ 0.00031473 = 15.8939 BTC [-] {2}

17:01:56 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 47200 @ 0.00031745 = 14.9836 BTC [+]

17:03:28 mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=01-06-2015#1150090 << there's certainly too much of this psychiatric sort of behaviour around. "what are you doing for a living ?" "i make people feel better about themselves"

17:03:28 assbot: Logged on 01-06-2015 20:24:23; ben_vulpes: make everyone feel really cool for investing

17:04:08 pete_dushenski: this is also teachers, nurses, doctors, lawyers, you name it.

17:04:17 pete_dushenski: everyone be in the "helping people" business

17:04:32 mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=01-06-2015#1150119 << and now you see how b-a gets a bad name

17:04:32 assbot: Logged on 01-06-2015 20:28:02; williamdunne: Thought they were derpy so wanted to discuss it on a public forum

17:04:33 pete_dushenski: "helping" with feelings, of course

17:04:46 punkman: Borromean Nonsense I say

17:04:54 mircea_popescu: "THERE ARE PEOPLE THERE WHO EXPECT US TO MAKE SENSE AND DONT CARE ABOUT HOW THIS MAKES US FEEL!!1"

17:05:23 mircea_popescu: the evil cult of taptweutmsadcahtmuf

17:05:31 pete_dushenski: cruel and unusual, this.

17:07:07 mircea_popescu: pete_dushenski there's a great seinfeld episode in which that weasel costanza goes to a job interview, decides to show up to work as if he had passed it, the somewhat confused receptionist gives him a choice of offices, he takes the smaller one.

17:07:17 BingoBoingo: taptweutmsadcahtmuf << I dunno this word, but "sad" seems important. Our cult gives outsiders the sads

17:07:27 mircea_popescu: then his boss comes back, discovers he's not done any work, and george goes "consider i am in the smaller office!"

17:07:57 mircea_popescu: by know there's an entire generation of this office scum : their job is to "x and be nice". they do exactly as much work as any guppi

17:08:01 mircea_popescu: but... CONSIDER I WAS NICE!11

17:08:02 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 39200 @ 0.00031745 = 12.444 BTC [+]

17:09:28 pete_dushenski: mircea_popescu: and guppi's expect to be treated "nice" in return

17:09:49 pete_dushenski: resulting in a very congenial, even convivial environs with which to get exactly nothing done

17:10:02 NewLiberty: pete_dushenski: the ultimate gmaxwell use remains a mystery, but the method described is also useful for other purposes which may be more immediately nice. (less computer resource needed for some monero functions)

17:10:03 pete_dushenski: thus, the bureaucracy is the ideal home

17:10:13 williamdunne: mircea_popescu: Context?

17:10:59 BingoBoingo: http://motherboard.vice.com/read/great-someone-managed-to-sign-facebooks-pgp-key-with-an-ascii-goatse

17:11:59 pete_dushenski: NewLiberty: o_O gmaxwell de facto working on monero nao ?

17:12:09 mircea_popescu: williamdunne hm ?

17:12:58 mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=01-06-2015#1150147 << da fuck do they do in the rangers, parkour ?

17:12:58 assbot: Logged on 01-06-2015 20:46:23; mats: the navy doesn't see nearly the same level of folks going to medical discharge boards

17:13:03 NewLiberty: Yes. The paper has some potentially helpful implications there.

17:13:48 nubbins`: BingoBoingo lul

17:21:54 williamdunne: mircea_popescu: Context of "williamdunne being stupid and acting like you're important and should be relied on is something one gets blamed for entirely."

17:22:10 mircea_popescu: magicaltux, and you're comment as ot whether "he's to blame entirely"

17:22:21 mircea_popescu: yes, he is. nobody asked fatso to pretend like he's a banker nao.

17:23:29 mircea_popescu: you're lmao

17:23:57 williamdunne: Oh right, I meant that he might not be entirely responsible for the loss.

17:24:53 mircea_popescu: that is a certainty. most of the loss is purely imaginary anyway

17:25:36 mircea_popescu: like the TRILLIONS of dollars a derpy website "on the deep web o.O" that couldn't sell a kilo of coke is nevertheless associated with in usg paperwork.

17:26:11 mircea_popescu: indian candy prolly has more candy laying around her place than sr ever moved.

17:28:14 williamdunne: Lol

17:28:46 williamdunne: TBH every time more details come out about the whole MtGox shit-heap, it sounds more and more like there was a significant USG element to the almighty fuck up

17:32:19 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 47665 @ 0.00030951 = 14.7528 BTC [-] {2}

17:32:55 mats: http://www.businessinsider.com/michael-wang-says-ivy-league-discriminates-against-asians-2015-5

17:33:55 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 35250 @ 0.00031671 = 11.164 BTC [+]

17:35:31 pete_dushenski: "Wang still feels as if he was unfairly rejected from the Ivies. "I think I deserve better than what I got," he said.""

17:35:44 pete_dushenski: This just in : azns are just as meta-fabulous as white kids

17:35:57 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 108150 @ 0.00030853 = 33.3675 BTC [-] {2}

17:37:26 pete_dushenski: if the article's picture tells us anything, it's that the kid probably didn't woo the socks off the interview panel, if there even was one.

17:39:00 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 25500 @ 0.00031671 = 8.0761 BTC [+]

17:41:12 mats: #thestruggle

17:49:06 mats: mircea_popescu: mostly they starve you for days while you go on missions

17:50:57 mircea_popescu: hm.

17:50:59 mats: mircea_popescu: and then towards the end you have to pass a timed, weighted march after doing a 5mi run and some other events

17:51:13 mats: usually its the former that breaks people.

17:51:36 nubbins`: <+mircea_popescu> like the TRILLIONS of dollars a derpy website "on the deep web o.O" that couldn't sell a kilo of coke is nevertheless associated with in usg paperwork. <<< wasn't supposed to sell kilos of coke 8)

17:52:26 nubbins`: 6dollarshirts.com would probably have a very hard time selling cotton by the bale, as an analogy

17:52:59 mats: oops, 2mi run

17:53:16 mircea_popescu: nubbins` it got prosecuted for selling cotton by the bale, ftr.

17:53:32 nubbins`: sure did.

17:53:32 mircea_popescu: i have no objection to whatever model being used, but it'd better be used consistently!

17:53:40 nubbins`: flew too close to the sun on wings made of wax.

17:53:56 mircea_popescu: in the terms it's being discussed (cotton baller), it sucked.

17:54:16 mircea_popescu: ftr : http://fraudsters.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/cotton-store-cairo.jpg

17:55:16 nubbins`: sure, but in terms of being a bald eagle, you suck.

17:55:16 scoopbot_revived: No Such lAbs (S.NSA), May 2015 Statement http://fraudsters.com/2015/no-such-labs-snsa-may-2015-statement/

17:55:16 *: pete_dushenski thought of george sr's 'cornballer' from arrested development

17:55:16 nubbins`: doesn't mean you're not a top bloke otherwise, regardless of the foolishness of your building an eyre or whatevertf

17:56:09 nubbins`: aerie

17:56:10 nubbins`: w/e

17:56:26 mircea_popescu: im working on the bald eagle thing.

17:56:47 nubbins`: i figured you'd get something in motion when alf mentioned this a while back.

17:56:48 pete_dushenski: "As in the great days of the Studio System, NSA's star male lead spent a lot of time loaned out to other studios this Spring. The critically panned "RSA In The Soup!" trilogy was just packaged recently, while filming for the Thermonuked Chicken Saga continues." << haha priceless

17:57:00 pete_dushenski: 'stan the star' (tm)

17:57:11 nubbins`: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com//?date=06-05-2015#1123038

17:57:11 assbot: Logged on 06-05-2015 20:13:20; ascii_field: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=06-05-2015#1122989 << l0l - how about as an elephant? eagle ?

17:57:18 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16350 @ 0.00031671 = 5.1782 BTC [+]

17:57:34 mircea_popescu: scam.

17:59:08 mircea_popescu: cascading logsheets check that out.

17:59:56 nubbins`: CLS

18:00:07 nubbins`: also an acronym for content management systems that don't manage things very well

18:00:35 nubbins`: o look, new eulora src

18:01:39 mircea_popescu: oya

18:02:16 fluffypony: http://i.imgur.com/VgG931z.gifv

18:03:16 mircea_popescu: http://40.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me9byzW1Rd1rkb8clo1_1280.jpg aka smallcock.jpg

18:04:16 mircea_popescu: omg.

18:04:16 nubbins`: fluffypony :0

18:04:16 fluffypony: ikr

18:04:16 mircea_popescu: that poor old lady

18:04:16 nubbins`: HAHA HAPPY BIRTHDAY WE'RE GOING TO COVER YOU IN POLYURETHANE FOAM AND LIGHT YOU UP

18:04:17 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5350 @ 0.00031671 = 1.6944 BTC [+]

18:04:31 nubbins`: i think it was the tracksuit guy who doused her w/ flame

18:05:18 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 35852 @ 0.00032439 = 11.63 BTC [+] {4}

18:05:39 *: pete_dushenski wonders if stan is more of a Vyuacheslav Savitskiy (cossack general turned silver screen star) or Aleksandr Voloshin (white army officer turned silver screen star)

18:06:19 pete_dushenski: mp is definitely goldwyn/mayer

18:06:25 pete_dushenski: http://www.russianamericanbusiness.org/web_CURRENT/articles/8/1/Hollywood&%2339%3Bs-Russian-Roots

18:07:25 mircea_popescu: nubbins` he does stand around suspiciously unconcerned

18:07:25 mircea_popescu: pete_dushenski you mean lb mayer ?

18:07:30 pete_dushenski: lazar yakovlevich mayer

18:07:50 pete_dushenski: golwyn's partner

18:07:54 mircea_popescu: iirc it was just lazar meir

18:08:06 pete_dushenski: goldwyn*

18:10:07 mats: https://regex.alf.nu

18:11:07 mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=01-06-2015#1150338 << i read "where are you basted" and i thought... she'd better say "midway"

18:11:07 assbot: Logged on 01-06-2015 23:46:20; williamdunne: Where are you based?

18:11:32 mircea_popescu: http://40.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9yzoyNrxr1rg1prvo1_1280.jpg << visual for the basting.

18:13:36 mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=02-06-2015#1150376 << o.O

18:13:36 assbot: Logged on 02-06-2015 00:14:20; WolfGoethe: portland was nice. met a super model lookin type girl there... she told me she hasn;t had a date in 6 months.. i was like why??? she said because the guys in portland are to scared to even say hi to her... lol

18:13:42 williamdunne: Noice

18:14:00 mircea_popescu: so THIS is why ben_vulpes & trinque don't invite us over huh.

18:14:11 williamdunne: http://40.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me9byzW1Rd1rkb8clo1_1280.jpg aka smallcock.jpg << seems like a poor choice to be naked in front of the camera

18:15:11 williamdunne: fluffypony: Darwinism in action?

18:15:11 trinque: mircea_popescu: heh, and the german girls are too scared to visit!

18:15:15 mircea_popescu: im still having the occasional chuckle over that episode.

18:15:47 mircea_popescu: williamdunne honestly if i iwas doing fetish photography, i'd only use below average dudes.

18:16:59 williamdunne: How come?

18:17:31 mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=02-06-2015#1150424 << you know, that picture doesn't take itself...

18:17:31 assbot: Logged on 02-06-2015 00:25:08; WolfGoethe: instagram has women like this... https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xaf1/t51.2885-15/e15/11230425_818749641507034_1768860839_n.jpg

18:18:04 mircea_popescu: williamdunne better trademark than you know, trying to put a watermark on the pics.

18:18:14 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 78883 @ 0.00030763 = 24.2668 BTC [-] {3}

18:19:02 mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=02-06-2015#1150433 << so eat better.

18:19:02 assbot: Logged on 02-06-2015 00:27:11; trinque: never do I look at my food or ass and say "goddamn someone needs to see this shit"

18:19:51 williamdunne: Lol, small dick studios

18:20:42 nubbins`: babydick bus

18:21:03 nubbins`: er well i guess babydick bros now

18:21:12 trinque: 8D Media

18:21:22 mircea_popescu: toes before hoes.

18:21:28 trinque: haha

18:21:46 mircea_popescu: and i'd only hire black dudes too

18:21:57 mircea_popescu: and then apply to the uk's service of investing in derpy airports in fucking plymouth

18:22:07 mircea_popescu: to give me $$$ because i hired the most unfortunate people alive

18:22:11 mircea_popescu: black men with small dicks.

18:22:23 williamdunne: Lol

18:22:37 williamdunne: South West of the UK is poor as shit

18:22:40 williamdunne: Nothing happens here

18:22:51 williamdunne: Hence why we have 1 billionaire out of (104?) in the UK

18:22:57 mircea_popescu: shut up, that's got staines in da hood there. represent

18:22:58 mircea_popescu: respek

18:23:42 williamdunne: restecp

18:24:42 mircea_popescu: West Staines Massif 4evar

18:24:53 williamdunne: east side is the best

18:25:11 mircea_popescu: ;;lasers williamdunne

18:25:11 williamdunne: Imma rewatch that actually

18:25:12 gribble: ┌━ ┄ ┄ ┄ ┄ ┄ ┄ *pew!* *pew!* *pew!*

18:25:19 williamdunne: fuckin lold

18:26:42 mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=02-06-2015#1150496 win\

18:26:42 assbot: Logged on 02-06-2015 00:41:59; Adlai: !b 2

18:26:43 thestringpuller: ;;laserkittens

18:26:44 gribble: ุ ₍˄.͡˳̫.˄₎ ุ ┌━ ┄ ┄ ┄ ┄ ┄ ┄ *pew*

18:26:51 pete_dushenski: o hey wawrinka beat federer in straight sets.

18:28:13 mircea_popescu: he's old

18:29:00 pete_dushenski: that's what i thought too. like 3 years ago. guy's still at it and still winning

18:29:25 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 81633 @ 0.0003071 = 25.0695 BTC [-]

18:30:26 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20717 @ 0.0003058 = 6.3353 BTC [-]

18:30:36 mircea_popescu: !rate indiancandy1 1 williamdunne's hand puppet.

18:30:36 assbot: Request successful, get your OTP: http://w.b-a.link/otp/6fb65a65f3ecc1ef

18:30:59 williamdunne: In other news, CIPC (the South Africa company registration/copyright people) use the TIF image format exclusively

18:31:06 mircea_popescu: !v assbot:mircea_popescu.rate.indiancandy1.1:b1b19f36f745b76e2d677cacd319cd1b9f52078b7606335173e617bf9e64bbca

18:31:06 assbot: Successfully added a rating of 1 for indiancandy1 with note: williamdunne's hand puppet.

18:31:09 williamdunne: First time I've ever used that format

18:31:14 williamdunne: Nice rating

18:31:25 williamdunne: Although she doesn't have the key to access it D:

18:32:02 mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=02-06-2015#1150641 << mno lol

18:32:02 assbot: Logged on 02-06-2015 01:20:57; williamdunne: Can kakro overrule this when he is online I wonder?

18:32:17 williamdunne: Oh shet

18:32:19 mircea_popescu: williamdunne teaches you to ask the girl if she's on contraception BEFORE sticking it in.

18:32:52 williamdunne: mYeah, guessing the only option is a new nick, or to work out her password

18:32:55 williamdunne: ah well

18:33:29 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 65200 @ 0.00030379 = 19.8071 BTC [-] {3}

18:33:36 mircea_popescu: indeed. you can't administratively undo people's keys, thinkaboutit.

18:33:54 williamdunne: Well technically kak could

18:34:28 williamdunne: Guessing he has access to the DB, but yeah I kinda see why he shouldn't

18:34:45 mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=02-06-2015#1150704 << we have our standards lol

18:34:45 assbot: Logged on 02-06-2015 01:49:50; WolfGoethe: only the geekiest of the crypto geeks would go thru all that just to post big booty pics

18:37:05 mircea_popescu: dude check out all the logdramaz.

18:37:33 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 68100 @ 0.00031655 = 21.5571 BTC [+] {2}

18:38:17 williamdunne: Did you see the response Sandhill gave me when I asked if they were gonna leave the US?

18:38:49 mircea_popescu: myeah.

18:39:04 mircea_popescu: "we like the kindergarten and think we belong here."

18:39:09 mircea_popescu: prolly right.

18:41:06 williamdunne: Yep, nationalism seems strange as hell to me

18:41:15 williamdunne: If country is holding me back, I'm gonna move

18:41:26 mircea_popescu: that's not what's happening there.

18:42:10 mircea_popescu: what's happening there is, "all i know how to do is spend the unemployment benefits. i can only talk to girls if they share X Y Z very narrow preconceptions, my conversation revolves around internet faux news and internet faux outrage" etc.

18:42:33 chetty: williamdunne, yeah but where to? pretty much all like that these days

18:43:33 williamdunne: chetty: Seems like the USG is the only one who would prosecute someone for offering CFDs built on smart-contracts

18:44:02 chetty: point!

18:44:28 williamdunne: chetty: Much like Argentina so far hasn't given two shits that MP runs MPEX (AFAIK)

18:44:40 mircea_popescu: neither did romania

18:44:53 nubbins`: neither did SEC, as it turns out

18:44:57 mircea_popescu: tbh, neither did the us

18:44:57 williamdunne: True

18:45:00 nubbins`: heh

18:45:04 williamdunne: Well, SEC couldn't give that many shits

18:45:05 mircea_popescu: nubbins` lol

18:45:13 williamdunne: But they have previously fined people for running bitcoin securities

18:45:17 chetty: rofl

18:45:52 mircea_popescu: williamdunne you know there's a shitload more to it than "saying so on reddit".

18:46:28 mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=02-06-2015#1150865 << check out the sensitized trinque. does portland suck or something ? :D

18:46:28 assbot: Logged on 02-06-2015 03:07:55; trinque: my well of hate for this mentality is bottomless

18:46:42 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 46600 @ 0.0003301 = 15.3827 BTC [+]

18:47:25 williamdunne: So I'm guessing if MP was US citizen or lived in US, they would have tried something

18:47:25 williamdunne: So more a matter of practicality rather than if they care or not

18:47:25 williamdunne: Its not like S.DICE lost investors money, ran a ponzi, or whatever

18:47:25 williamdunne: mircea_popescu: Exactly, only the USG seems to care

18:47:25 williamdunne: Hence why I think they should tell the US to go fuck itself and move pretty much anywhere

18:48:20 mircea_popescu: you will note that contrary to deceitful reporting to the contrary, by both the sec itself and the usg prop machine,

18:48:27 mircea_popescu: s dice was at no point involved.

18:48:38 mircea_popescu: what was involved was, the guy, and his feed ze birds glbse asset.

18:49:06 mircea_popescu: of which nobody much heard or cares to much remember, but nevertheless.

18:49:19 mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=02-06-2015#1150924 << on an' off.

18:49:19 assbot: Logged on 02-06-2015 07:15:59; cazalla: qntra down for anyone else? ddos back eh?

18:50:07 mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=02-06-2015#1150962 << ohohoh so much win.

18:50:07 assbot: Logged on 02-06-2015 11:07:58; cazalla: the barter ocf mentions a "Pietila Group" so i guess it might be him

18:50:44 mircea_popescu: !up williamdunne1

18:50:55 mircea_popescu: http://static1.squarespace.com/static/54fcda9ce4b0edea648d9cea/t/556813c6e4b0f0a8f2e606e8/1432884171206/ dawg this shit has to be reposted.

18:51:55 williamdunne1: This is getting very annoying, can't get back into williamdunne

18:51:55 mircea_popescu: what in the everloving fuck

18:51:55 mircea_popescu: williamdunne1 msg nickserv release

18:52:03 williamdunne1: Any luck

18:52:08 williamdunne1: Nope

18:52:18 williamdunne1: Fuck it, I'll close the whole thing off

18:53:38 mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=02-06-2015#1150979 << i could of course just move it to a diff server, but whatevs.

18:53:38 assbot: Logged on 02-06-2015 11:30:01; jurov: dunno how that could be easily fixed. since mircea recoiled in horror from the "proxied php" setup, he can't easily split tittylick.php into other process with higher priority

18:55:04 williamdunne: I'm back

18:55:12 williamdunne: First off all how DAER you

18:55:35 williamdunne: I founded BarterOCF it is mi favorit AMAZING company

18:55:35 assbot: AMAZING COMPANY!

18:56:52 *: mircea_popescu suspects this entire pietilla thing is elaborate parody.

18:57:00 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23102 @ 0.0003301 = 7.626 BTC [+]

18:57:05 mircea_popescu: very well made, at that, so allow me to be the first one to clap.

18:58:46 diana_coman: I've got eulora to compile under windows 8.1, but then the client quits: "psclient has stopped working. Windows is checking for a solution to the problem..."

18:59:02 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5148 @ 0.00033608 = 1.7301 BTC [+]

18:59:04 mircea_popescu: "reboot your computer" ?

18:59:27 diana_coman: neah, it waits a bit and then it "will let you know" when it finds one :)))

19:00:59 williamdunne: Traditionally the response is "have you tried turning it off and on again"

19:01:04 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 30091 @ 0.00032743 = 9.8527 BTC [-]

19:01:58 diana_coman: yeah, I have the misfortune of having enough windows experience to know the famous "cure"

19:02:09 williamdunne: I chuckled http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/386el0/this_post_is_not_about_the_block_size_limit/

19:03:09 williamdunne: In fairness, I've had to do that a few times on Ubuntu

19:03:09 williamdunne: Hell, some stuff has been more stable on my windows machine than on here, but not all that much

19:04:10 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 229750 @ 0.00030088 = 69.1272 BTC [-] {6}

19:04:23 mircea_popescu: ida ?

19:04:44 diana_coman: ubuntu is nowadays very much like windows I'd say

19:04:54 mircea_popescu: quite.

19:05:24 diana_coman: the reason for which I am currently seriously searching for some OS to have on my machine, as I can't stand ubuntu anymore

19:05:50 chetty: just stop upgrading it, stick with an old version

19:06:31 mircea_popescu: yeah, nothing past 10.04 was ever approved for usage anyway.

19:07:03 diana_coman: well yes, that's what I did for the moment: got an older version

19:07:06 diana_coman: but ...

19:07:17 diana_coman: I still can't stand it anymore, lol

19:07:26 mircea_popescu: myeah.

19:07:35 mircea_popescu: make a working gentoo.

19:09:27 mircea_popescu: mod6 was working on getting one together but im sure he can use help

19:09:56 williamdunne: The only reason Ubuntu is nice, is that everything is packageized

19:10:22 williamdunne: Maybe I'll move to debian

19:10:52 diana_coman: it could be interesting - I'll need to have a look at gentoo as I haven't really looked at it in ages

19:10:57 mircea_popescu: debian used to work. then it got packaged into ubuntu, and the remainder was shot in the head with systemd crapolade.

19:13:08 williamdunne: Oh, great. All I want is a stable OS with a well populated package manager

19:13:15 williamdunne: Lord, why won't you grant me this wish

19:14:23 mircea_popescu: myeah. a b-a os, in the shape of an usable open source something without idiocy/usgity baked in and with decent defaults so that people can install it without dedicating their life to it is ever more required.

19:15:09 williamdunne: We should call it loper

19:15:15 williamdunne: Or maybe loper-os

19:15:21 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16400 @ 0.00031969 = 5.2429 BTC [+]

19:15:47 pete_dushenski: !up ascii_field

19:17:03 pete_dushenski: "Starting on 27 June 2015, SMS notifications from Google Calendar will no longer be sent. SMS notifications were launched before smartphones were available. Now, in a world with smartphones and notifications, you can get a richer, more reliable experience on your mobile device, even offline." << well fuck that.

19:17:32 *: pete_dushenski kinda liked the text messages 45 min before events.

19:19:20 chetty: everyone must have a 'smartphone', how else they gonna keep track of you?

19:19:25 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 63261 @ 0.00032136 = 20.3296 BTC [+] {3}

19:19:54 pete_dushenski: as if writing 1000 lines a week in here wasn't enough data.

19:20:13 pete_dushenski: but hey, not everyone fits in that category, i guess.

19:20:16 Naphex: https://xotika.tv/#/development pretty countdown is on :P

19:21:16 mircea_popescu: lol. this is a bad format

19:21:16 mircea_popescu: they have no fucking idea what to do wioti it

19:21:16 mircea_popescu: yo Naphex , want a banner on 8chan ?

19:21:16 Naphex: (has no idea what 8chan is )

19:21:16 Naphex: never got into chans

19:21:37 mircea_popescu: mk. want 500k or so impressions ?

19:21:54 Naphex: ofc

19:21:58 williamdunne: Naphex: Registered as a model

19:22:08 mircea_popescu: 728x90, make me a banner.

19:22:19 williamdunne: Naphex: I'll be in Bucharest next week to audition for you

19:22:28 mircea_popescu: ahahaha wut ?

19:22:43 Naphex: williamdunne: will actually be in mamaia from saturday

19:22:45 Naphex: doing the launch

19:22:55 mircea_popescu: Naphex cu pizde ?

19:22:56 Naphex: you're welcomed to join http://www.awsummit.com/

19:23:56 Naphex: mircea_popescu: yeah ofcourse,we got some romanian playboy model

19:23:56 Naphex: and some other gimmicks :P

19:23:56 williamdunne: damn it, now how will I make my audition

19:23:56 mircea_popescu: Naphex daca-mi trimiti ceva poze ok & exclusive iti fac articol pe fraudsters.

19:24:01 Naphex: mircea_popescu: aye, rezolv de toate

19:24:06 Naphex: o sa-i zic la cora sa pregateasca

19:24:16 mircea_popescu: cool.

19:24:23 williamdunne: Naphex: Fuck it, I'd actually go to that summit with you, but I've got a flight to Prague on Thursday

19:24:29 williamdunne: *next Thursday

19:25:00 mircea_popescu: Naphex da' pizda goala nu cacaturi. fraudsters e anti softcore

19:25:18 pete_dushenski: http://foaas.com/

19:26:18 Naphex: mircea_popescu: :))

19:26:18 scoopbot_revived: Line betting on BitBet, May 2015 http://thewhet.net/2015/line-betting-on-bitbet-may-2015/

19:27:08 mircea_popescu: pete_dushenski ancient fraudsters commenter chick used to link to foib.org

19:27:11 hanbot: mircea_popescu if fraudsters is anti-softcore why isn't shit allowed?

19:27:13 hanbot: har har

19:27:19 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 36895 @ 0.00033223 = 12.2576 BTC [+]

19:28:22 pete_dushenski: mircea_popescu: lol

19:28:31 hanbot: deedbot- http://dpaste.com/0KM1CWY

19:29:31 deedbot-: Bad URL or network outage.

19:29:31 pete_dushenski: hanbot: .txt

19:29:31 mircea_popescu: lol

19:29:31 hanbot: deedbot- http://dpaste.com/0KM1CWY.txt

19:30:31 deedbot-: accepted: 1

19:30:31 hanbot: thanks pete. damned if i ever manage it correctly on the first try

19:30:31 pete_dushenski: np :)

19:30:31 jurov: why no one is hosting .txt version of stuff themselves?

19:30:31 pete_dushenski: i'd guess that something in the order of 30% of deeds are correctly submitted and accepted on the 1st try.

19:31:22 jurov: still, not having to copy text from html can be handy when deedbot link is not provided

19:31:48 mircea_popescu: jurov im not sure what you're asking ?

19:32:18 jurov: everyone just copies the clearsigned test and pastes it to wordpress

19:32:22 jurov: *text

19:32:39 jurov: it may be a problem to get the text back so that it verifies

19:32:49 jurov: so i'm asking to upload the original as attachemnt

19:32:54 jurov: *attachment

19:32:58 ascii_field: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=02-06-2015#1151672 << i don't expect to live to see this. needs standardized iron

19:32:58 assbot: Logged on 02-06-2015 19:14:23; mircea_popescu: myeah. a b-a os, in the shape of an usable open source something without idiocy/usgity baked in and with decent defaults so that people can install it without dedicating their life to it is ever more required.

19:33:16 pete_dushenski: ascii_field: eat better !

19:33:34 jurov: like i do here [GPG signed statement]: http://explo.yt/post/2015/06/01/F.MPIF-May-2015-trading-statement

19:34:34 mircea_popescu: !up referredbyloper

19:34:34 mircea_popescu: oh i see.

19:34:50 mircea_popescu: not a bad idea, that.

19:36:31 ascii_field: pete_dushenski: wai wat

19:36:36 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21405 @ 0.00032115 = 6.8742 BTC [-]

19:36:50 hanbot: jurov yeah i think i'll adopt your method from now on.

19:40:39 nubbins`: referredbyloper: welcome

19:40:44 nubbins`: favourite type of cheese?

19:41:30 pete_dushenski: ascii_field: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=02-06-2015#1151532 ;)

19:41:30 assbot: Logged on 02-06-2015 18:19:02; mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=02-06-2015#1150433 << so eat better.

19:42:42 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 35545 @ 0.00033004 = 11.7313 BTC [+]

19:49:24 lobbes: !up ascii_field

19:57:57 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 39000 @ 0.00032889 = 12.8267 BTC [-]

20:04:16 mircea_popescu: U.S. ambassador to England, Joseph Kennedy, also told the studios to stop making pro-British and anti-German films, as British defeat was imminent and there was no point in America holding out alone: 'With England licked, the party's over.'

20:04:35 mircea_popescu: things that never happened in 1939, an archive.

20:09:08 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 34348 @ 0.00031159 = 10.7025 BTC [-] {2}

20:11:10 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20000 @ 0.00030008 = 6.0016 BTC [-]

20:13:12 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20500 @ 0.00030008 = 6.1516 BTC [-]

20:14:13 cazalla: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=02-06-2015#1151267 <<< thanks in advance

20:14:13 assbot: Logged on 02-06-2015 15:03:12; mike_c: cazalla: I'm going to try dual-booting another box of mine and see if i can get eulora/ubuntu going. I'll post my step-by-step if it works

20:17:16 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12519 @ 0.00030008 = 3.7567 BTC [-]

20:18:55 ascii_field: mircea_popescu: link to the 1939 thing ?

20:20:24 gabriel_laddel: !up ascii_field

20:24:23 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 43620 @ 0.00031155 = 13.5898 BTC [+]

20:25:24 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 32950 @ 0.00031166 = 10.2692 BTC [+]

20:27:26 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12750 @ 0.00031155 = 3.9723 BTC [-]

20:30:29 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5550 @ 0.00031166 = 1.7297 BTC [+]

20:42:48 lobbes: ascii_field: curious myself, I googled teh quote. Found a wikipedia article: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louis_B._Mayer#cite_ref-Eyman.2C_p._277_69-0

20:43:48 lobbes: 'From September, 1939, until January, 1940, all films that could be considered anti-Nazi were banned by the Hays Office.'

20:43:48 lobbes: heh

20:45:50 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3205 @ 0.00032889 = 1.0541 BTC [+]

20:48:27 trinque: mircea_popescu | http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=02-06-2015#1150865 << check out the sensitized trinque. does portland suck or something ? :D << as portland has nothing, is nothing, the empty vessels here mostly define themselves as *not* the other empty vessels.

20:48:27 assbot: Logged on 02-06-2015 03:07:55; trinque: my well of hate for this mentality is bottomless

20:50:55 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23824 @ 0.00033284 = 7.9296 BTC [+]

20:51:38 trinque: black hole of meta-identity and retirement at 25

20:56:50 pete_dushenski: ;;later tell jurov you've got depositz :)

20:56:50 gribble: The operation succeeded.

20:58:30 *: jurov looks

20:58:42 jurov: O.o

21:09:59 lobbes: ;;later tell WolfGoethe btw, you should get a cloak (ask on #freenode)

21:10:00 gribble: The operation succeeded.

21:12:29 asciilifeform: !up ascii_field

21:12:54 ascii_field: ;;later tell nubbins` http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=02-06-2015#1151173 << i actually have one, bought from an ebay sc4mz0r most of a decade ago, somewhere in my parts box

21:12:54 assbot: Logged on 02-06-2015 13:57:52; nubbins`: http://i.imgur.com/eIuHT8a.jpg

21:12:54 gribble: The operation succeeded.

21:15:19 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6250 @ 0.00033308 = 2.0818 BTC [+]

21:22:02 thestringpuller: ascii_field: you would even hate on red-army superman.

21:22:11 ascii_field: wai wat

21:22:50 thestringpuller: in alternate timeline superman falls to soviet russia and is raised as communist

21:23:00 thestringpuller: he becomes hero of red army and champion of proliterat

21:23:41 ascii_field: l0l

21:24:25 trinque: thestringpuller: the horror!

21:24:58 trinque: is there some time-warp scenario where american and comrade superman do battle?

21:27:09 punkman: https://blog.benjojo.co.uk/post/auditing-github-users-keys

21:28:09 punkman: someone wants to do phuctoring on github

21:28:09 scoopbot_revived: The fruits of a classical education. http://www.contravex.com/2015/06/02/the-fruits-of-a-classical-education/

21:28:58 ascii_field: punkman: wtf. as if you can't get ssh pubkey just by connecting to random boxen

21:29:08 ascii_field: -public- means... just that, public.

21:31:22 thestringpuller: trinque: More like Comrade Batman vs Comrade Superman.

21:31:44 thestringpuller: pretty sure ascii_field would be on team Comrade Batman. :P

21:33:21 jurov: lol i actually started scraping github keys today , with this intention

21:33:52 jurov: but with their ratelimiting, might take over a week

21:34:00 mircea_popescu: ascii_field http://bookaspdf.com/the-sphinx-franklin-roosevelt-the-isolationists-and-the-road- to-world-war-ii.html

21:35:00 ascii_field: mircea_popescu: found it earlier, neat

21:35:00 punkman: seems like the guy found a bunch of people using keys generated while Debians OpenSSH could only make 32k distinct keys

21:35:00 jurov: unless someone here generates and donates their oauth key

21:35:00 ascii_field: the 'factorable' folks did the earlier

21:35:00 ascii_field: iirc

21:35:00 *: ascii_field did not discover gcd! euclid did

21:35:33 mircea_popescu: Debians OpenSSH could only make 32k distinct keys << o.O

21:35:36 mircea_popescu: when the fuck was this ?!

21:35:42 ascii_field: '03 ?

21:35:56 *: mircea_popescu was busy at the time, apparently.

21:36:03 mircea_popescu: seriously ? this was a thing ?

21:36:11 jurov: https://www.schneier.com/blog/archives/2008/05/random_number_b.html

21:37:11 ascii_field: https://www.exploit-db.com/exploits/5720/

21:38:11 jurov: big thing

21:38:11 punkman: who doesn't remember THE debian bug

21:38:11 mircea_popescu: me, apparently.

21:38:11 punkman: granted, so many of these fuckups going on every year

21:38:11 jurov: they even hacked debian servers and stole the source code!!!

21:38:11 ascii_field: http://jblevins.org/log/ssh-vulnkey << different from the one i was thinking of

21:39:11 mircea_popescu: On May 13th, 2008 Seems that the bug was introduced in September 2006.

21:39:11 mircea_popescu: o.O

21:39:12 mircea_popescu: Instead of mixing in random data for the initial seed, the only "random" value that was used was the current process ID. On the Linux platform, the default maximum process ID is 32,768, resulting in a very small number of seed values being used for all PRNG operations.

21:39:12 mircea_popescu: process id as a random value, god help us

21:39:13 mircea_popescu: "Back when the NSA was routinely weakening commercial cryptography, their favorite technique was reducing the entropy of the random number generator."

21:39:13 mircea_popescu: oh i see, BACK WHEN

21:39:13 ascii_field: ahahaha.

21:39:13 ascii_field: 'back when.'

21:39:13 mircea_popescu: back when dudes took pictures of naked women...

21:39:13 mircea_popescu: you know, before the internet...

21:39:44 jurov: before bitcoin

21:41:39 ascii_field: in other lulz, http://cryptome.org/2015/06/fbi-sky-spies.htm

21:43:41 asciilifeform: !up ascii_field

21:44:03 ascii_field: check out the flight paths, e.g., http://imagebin.ca/231QwtGcRLMz/N912EXNYC.png http://imagebin.ca/231OJfk5LfsD/Baltimoreheavy.png

21:46:03 ascii_field: they go in circles all day...

21:46:03 trinque: "wide-area mass surveillance and location tracking of entire cities and towns."

21:46:03 ascii_field: picking up stray rf or whatnot.

21:46:03 trinque: maybe munching on cell phones, wifi, so on

21:47:08 punkman: why do they register these and let them show up on flightradar24?

21:47:30 ascii_field: punkman: generally u.s. airplanes are required to broadcast id

21:47:50 ascii_field: punkman: for reasons i cannot fathom, usg does not even exempt its own snoops from this.

21:48:25 jurov: http://news.slashdot.org/story/15/06/02/1950234/microsoft-to-support-ssh-in-windows-and-contribute-to-openssh

21:49:26 mircea_popescu: twist : tyhey're really nk spyplanes

21:49:26 punkman: I remember some artist guy that dug-up a similar list of air transport shell companies that were used to move prisoners around

21:49:26 trinque: mircea_popescu: lol

21:49:26 williamdunne: jurov: Nice move, I'm still amazed .net is being OSS'd

21:49:32 williamdunne: I'm just hoping and praying Android ends up running .net

21:49:36 trinque: I'm skeptical that company can ever do anything right

21:49:39 mircea_popescu: ascii_field easy to fathom tho. one of those rotten cases where the exemption is louder than the thing it covers.

21:50:02 williamdunne: trinque: Honestly, recently I think they've been doing some great stuff.

21:50:25 trinque: williamdunne: nadella does seem to be doing his damnedest to right the ship

21:50:28 trinque: we'll see

21:51:38 williamdunne: Aye, Visual Studio community, OSS'ing .net being my two favourites

21:52:56 ascii_field: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=02-06-2015#1151841 << embrace, extend, extinguish (TM) (R)

21:52:56 assbot: Logged on 02-06-2015 21:48:25; jurov: http://news.slashdot.org/story/15/06/02/1950234/microsoft-to-support-ssh-in-windows-and-contribute-to-openssh

21:53:48 trinque: ^ this is exactly what I expect of their recent "great stuff"

21:54:08 trinque: openssh gets tied into some windows auth mechanism, so on

21:54:43 trinque: but who knows, apple looked dead once

21:54:56 ascii_field: microshit attempted this with every single thing it ever touched

21:54:57 trinque: still is dead for some measures

21:54:58 ascii_field: no exceptions

21:55:23 trinque: right, this looks just like how they approached the web. open standards? sure! sounds great

21:55:30 trinque: oh... try some activex though

21:55:58 trinque: williamdunne: does for example the open source .net ship any opaque binary wads?

21:56:03 trinque: if so, rootkit.

21:56:13 williamdunne: trinque: I don't believe so, but I haven't checked it in its entirely

21:56:17 jurov: mircea_popescu you've got depositz :)

21:57:19 trinque: williamdunne: or maybe the post-oracle virtualbox approach

21:57:26 trinque: where it has "non-free" extensions

21:58:44 williamdunne: IIRC the logic was that they want to promote their development tools, and premium products such as SQL server by making their stuff more prolific

21:58:56 kakobrekla: ,,,-.--------čl

21:59:18 jurov: kako's cat has spoken

22:01:38 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 83300 @ 0.00033755 = 28.1179 BTC [+] {2}

22:03:35 kakobrekla: oh yeah sorry about that.

22:06:43 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4334 @ 0.00034011 = 1.474 BTC [+]

22:08:48 trinque: http://www.reuters.com/article/2015/06/02/us-usa-security-surveillance-passage-idUSKBN0OI2I920150602 << oh good, they added slightly more bureaucratic procedure to the surveillance, and decided they'd outsource the data storage to the companies themselves...

22:10:21 ascii_field: 'But instead of routinely feeding U.S. intelligence agencies such data, the companies would be required to turn it over only in response to a government request approved by the secretive Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Court.' << l0l, the same 'court' which consists of a remotely-operated rubber stamp for director of intel.

22:11:15 trinque: ascii_field: progress! this will cost far less. god bless the free market.

22:12:24 trinque: fascism is that thing where you cook jews in ovens, and wear stylish hugo boss uniforms, right?

22:15:22 asciilifeform: !up ascii_field

22:15:42 ascii_field: ;;later tell mircea_popescu http://nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/9EEA1A9FB9290DC70739E70AB8E97F3FC0DB67BAE16B955D5BF0AD92FF9D8B3E << NOT in magic set

22:16:42 gribble: The operation succeeded.

22:16:57 ascii_field: ;;later tell mircea_popescu https://pgp.mit.edu/pks/lookup?search=jbollstrom%40gmail.com&op=index << tell-tale duplicate submission. but not the usual 32-bit walk thing

22:17:57 gribble: The operation succeeded.

22:17:57 ascii_field: and it looks like somebody's ddosing sks ?

22:17:57 ascii_field: for perhaps a week now!

22:19:05 ascii_field: https://hkps.pool.sks-keyservers.net/key/0x342FA15421BD34F2 << diddled key for bollstrom; https://hkps.pool.sks-keyservers.net/key/0x4372F22E6DF53A6B >> his original

22:21:06 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 102200 @ 0.00034481 = 35.2396 BTC [+] {2}

22:21:07 ascii_field: http://dpaste.com/37KPXYY.txt

22:24:40 ascii_field: http://imgur.com/V4CS5PF << diff

22:25:41 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 56850 @ 0.00034783 = 19.7741 BTC [+]

22:25:42 ascii_field: sig does not verify

22:26:01 punkman: looks like random finnish dude that like weed and anime, maybe a Silk Road customer https://joindiaspora.com/posts/730630

22:27:02 ascii_field: but of course, as with the 32-bit 'magic set', the bottom 32 are the same, and this key would probably work in some winblows turd pgptron

22:27:24 ascii_field: at this point it probably makes sense to churn the entire sks db for tuples of keys having same userid and date, and diff all said tuples.

22:27:26 jurov: ascii_field: neither url works

22:27:39 jurov: Page not found: /key/0x4372F22E6DF53A6B

22:27:54 ascii_field: jurov: l0l!

22:27:59 ascii_field: must have -just now- been zapped

22:28:26 ascii_field: https://hkps.pool.sks-keyservers.net/pks/lookup?op=vindex&search=jbollstrom%40gmail.com

22:29:26 ascii_field: try direct link?

22:29:26 ascii_field: diddled key is topmost

22:29:26 jurov: https://hkps.pool.sks-keyservers.net/pks/lookup?op=vindex&search=bollstrom&fingerprint=on << can be got from here

22:30:26 ascii_field: see the earlier linked image for which bytes were altered

22:31:02 jurov: heh it's even visible in exported format

22:31:17 jurov: only 5th row changed

22:31:30 ascii_field: jurov: diff is of output of pgpdump -i

22:35:29 jurov: was bad endianness handling ever mentioned as possible culprit?

22:35:55 jurov: but then the bytes would be shuffled, not bits reversed

22:36:04 ascii_field: jurov: why would this affect the exponent (magic-98 set, rather than this latest one) and adjust the length field correctly ?

22:36:21 ascii_field: endian issue was the first hypothesis i considered - and rejected

22:37:35 ascii_field: jurov: those things were crafted. not a shred of doubt remains in my mind about it.

22:37:37 jurov: yea

22:38:06 ascii_field: crafted with an angle towards 'plausible deniability if one doesn't look too closely,' yes

22:42:46 trinque: !up artifexd

22:42:51 trinque: !up jordandotdev

22:43:00 gabriel_laddel: artifexd: how goes gossipd?

22:43:06 trinque: I was just about to ask the same :)

22:43:55 gabriel_laddel: !gettrust artifexd

22:43:55 assbot: Trust relationship from user gabriel_laddel to user artifexd: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 0 via 0 connections. | http://www.btcalpha.com/wot/trust/?from=gabriel_laddel&to=artifexd | http://www.btcalpha.com/wot/user/artifexd/

22:45:42 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 49500 @ 0.00033996 = 16.828 BTC [-]

22:45:47 gabriel_laddel: !up assbot

22:45:50 gabriel_laddel: !up ascii_field

22:46:03 trinque: !up SirJacket

22:46:06 trinque: !up alphonse23_

22:46:43 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3300 @ 0.00033308 = 1.0992 BTC [-]

22:47:38 trinque: what's this, bots here to munch logs?

22:54:42 shinohai: good evening all

22:55:43 williamdunne: Hi

22:57:25 shinohai: quiet evening here

22:57:49 shinohai: well, evening for me anyway.

23:05:29 alphonse23_: hello

23:05:31 danielpbarron: !up E8888____

23:05:38 alphonse23_: I was voiced

23:05:42 alphonse23_: how is it everyone?

23:05:46 danielpbarron: yes, hi. who are you?

23:06:02 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16350 @ 0.00034783 = 5.687 BTC [+]

23:06:10 alphonse23_: this is the channel that announced that they factore a 4067 rsa key

23:06:13 alphonse23_: or something like that

23:06:18 alphonse23_: maybe it wasn't 4067

23:06:25 danielpbarron: yeah something like that

23:06:42 danielpbarron: and you are the user who ... ?

23:06:45 trinque: alphonse23_: note that this does not mean RSA in the abstract is broken

23:06:52 trinque: it means some implementation *may* be

23:06:59 alphonse23_: 4096

23:07:04 trinque: that's the one, yes

23:07:15 alphonse23_: factor of 2^n

23:07:42 alphonse23_: trinque: I know! I'm not that big of a noob

23:07:58 trinque: just tends to be the first thing that comes up

23:08:15 trinque: also, welcome

23:08:23 alphonse23_: HN was shaming that announcement

23:08:29 alphonse23_: claiming it was trolling

23:08:35 alphonse23_: was it really. explain yourselves!

23:09:05 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5522 @ 0.00034783 = 1.9207 BTC [+]

23:09:06 danielpbarron: no, you explain yourself!

23:09:11 alphonse23_: fine!

23:09:32 trinque: lolwtfbbq

23:09:37 shinohai: I have so much reading left to do danielpbarron

23:10:01 danielpbarron: same here

23:10:06 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 22658 @ 0.00034844 = 7.895 BTC [+]

23:10:09 trinque: danielpbarron: looks like he explained himself rather thoroughly eh?

23:10:25 shinohai: I'm trying to catch up on the entire mailing list before I joined. :/

23:10:39 danielpbarron: don't forget the log

23:11:18 shinohai: Yeah. I like the bash logs, I can even read those on android.

23:16:56 shinohai: !up alphonse23_

23:17:01 alphonse23_: and I'm back

23:17:08 alphonse23_: why does my irc service keep crashing.

23:17:20 trinque: alphonse23_: that irccloud thing seems like a turd

23:17:23 trinque: if the logs are any indication

23:17:35 alphonse23_: what do the logs say?

23:17:38 shinohai: I hate irccloud

23:17:44 alphonse23_: I pay for it

23:17:53 alphonse23_: I decided I use IRC enough to pay for the service

23:18:02 trinque: lolwut

23:18:04 trinque: irc is free man

23:18:14 alphonse23_: it is, but they do the archiving for you

23:18:16 alphonse23_: which is nice

23:18:17 shinohai: For real. I use a shell and weechat

23:18:21 trinque: you mean... logs?

23:18:27 trinque: alphonse23_: all clients do logs

23:18:34 alphonse23_: yes, they keep track of the history of all the channels I'm in

23:18:40 shinohai: I can grep logs right from my client

23:18:41 alphonse23_: so I never miss anything

23:18:53 alphonse23_: but it depends if the channel is logged

23:18:56 alphonse23_: not all channels are logged

23:19:02 gabriel_laddel: ...

23:19:03 shinohai: nope, my client keeps logs

23:19:15 alphonse23_: I think I got it specificically for channels that I wanted to logged, that didn't have anyone doing it for them.

23:19:23 trinque: alphonse23_: dude, all clients log

23:19:45 alphonse23_: really? but do you keep your computer on at all times?

23:19:53 shinohai: unless you webcht

23:20:00 trinque: ah ok, I see what you mean by log now

23:20:13 trinque: alphonse23_: this is generally a "bouncer" you run elsewhere from your local computer

23:20:16 trinque: and which you connect to with your client

23:20:32 trinque: they've webified that, but people have done it since ancient times

23:20:43 ben_vulpes: webify all the things!

23:21:19 trinque: ben_vulpes: make app icon! raise 15m! year later, raze your business!

23:21:22 jurov: http://www.eulorum.org/Gameplay << this is literally all I have figured out after hours of gameplay.

23:22:22 jurov: i got some results from /explore but i have no idea about them yet

23:23:05 BingoBoingo: no, you explain yourself! << For the record in tis situation you coulda just linked http://nosuchlabs.com/stats

23:24:05 BingoBoingo: alphonse23_: http://nosuchlabs.com/stats

23:25:05 danielpbarron: oh is his key phucked?

23:25:05 alphonse23_: is a bouncer a server

23:25:05 BingoBoingo: danielpbarron: Not that I know of, but dude wanted to know if it was trolling, so the solution is point them to the fount of data

23:25:05 trinque: alphonse23_: yessir

23:25:05 alphonse23_: do I have to purchase the server?

23:25:05 trinque: alphonse23_: yup, or run a second box at home

23:25:05 trinque: decent intro to fiddling with such things if you never have

23:25:07 alphonse23_: well. maybe I could do that.

23:25:17 alphonse23_: I wonder though. I pay irccloud 5 dollars a month

23:25:24 BingoBoingo: alphonse23_: Well, if you want to be a dick you could use botnet slaves as IRC bouncer, but easier to leave an old machine on at home to bounce IRC. Black and white Macs are ideal

23:25:27 danielpbarron: i assumed anything that he might have read that pointed to this channel would have also linked to the real phuctor but yeah ok

23:25:34 alphonse23_: owning a server, even if it's through digital ocean, would still be slightly more expensive.

23:25:53 trinque: I think linode starts out at 10 bucks a month

23:26:02 alphonse23_: see, more than irccloud

23:26:05 trinque: tons of virtual hosting things out there

23:26:11 trinque: the main benefit would be learning

23:26:34 shinohai: try hashbang, it's free

23:26:34 alphonse23_: k, I have othing things I'd like to learn that to setup something to log an irc channel

23:26:57 BingoBoingo: WHo only logs one IRC channel?

23:27:02 alphonse23_: for instance, I'd like to actually understands rsa factoring

23:27:20 alphonse23_: does 4096 refer to the max size of one of the primes. or the primes multiplied togetheR?

23:27:33 BingoBoingo: alphonse23_: Once again http://nosuchlabs.com/stats uses euclid's greatest common divisor

23:28:34 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4681 @ 0.00033561 = 1.571 BTC [-]

23:28:34 trinque: !up NewLiberty

23:28:34 trinque: is teh arsebot sleepin?

23:28:34 alphonse23_: I bet even if I knew what that algorithm is, Id' still have doubts

23:28:38 NewLiberty: $10/month is about equiv to the electricity cost of a 120v machine running 24/7 for a year

23:28:45 BingoBoingo: trinque: Kako's cat prolly typed assbot too. Either that or there is another dispute over the pod bay doors.

23:29:07 BingoBoingo: NewLiberty: All depends on the machine and amps.

23:29:08 NewLiberty: good rule of thumb being $1/v/annum

23:29:22 trinque: BingoBoingo: dispute over the pod bay doors << bwhahahaha

23:29:23 NewLiberty: sure sure, some variation.

23:30:16 NewLiberty: I'm on solar so, up to what I produce, no added cost

23:33:39 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 54200 @ 0.00033561 = 18.1901 BTC [-]

23:37:43 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3350 @ 0.00033561 = 1.1243 BTC [-]

23:42:41 BingoBoingo: ;;ticker --market buttstamp

23:42:42 gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 225.2, Best ask: 225.31, Bid-ask spread: 0.11000, Last trade: 225.31, 24 hour volume: 7750.11381028, 24 hour low: 221.34, 24 hour high: 226.38, 24 hour vwap: 223.644666851

23:46:52 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8869 @ 0.00033561 = 2.9765 BTC [-]

23:47:53 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 67179 @ 0.00034844 = 23.4079 BTC [+]