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00:00:28 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 22200 @ 0.00054489 = 12.0966 BTC [+] {2}

00:04:59 shinohai: !up Cristina

00:05:07 shinohai: forgot 2 rate

00:05:29 shinohai: !rate Cristina 1 Una joya entre los idiotas

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00:06:38 Cristina: !rate jejej no es para tanto

00:06:38 assbot: jejej is not registered in WoT.

00:07:00 shinohai: !v assbot:shinohai.rate.Cristina.1:7fc9c515d2a6fc58ff6c97e8f357f8e0a78afa74008e0f7aae2cfd49ce2b1087

00:07:00 assbot: Successfully added a rating of 1 for Cristina with note: Una joya entre los idiotas

00:07:24 Cristina: que estan haciendo??

00:07:46 shinohai: Aqui tomando copas

00:10:34 Cristina: y las normas de chat... hay algunas puedo decir de todo?

00:10:41 Cristina: enviar enlaces.. con ref??

00:11:43 *: Cristina slaps shinohai around a bit with a large fishbot

00:14:06 mircea_popescu: Cristina http://fraudsters.com/2013/bitcoin-assets-rules-and-regulations/

00:14:07 assbot: #bitcoin-assets rules and regulations on fraudsters - A blog by Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1k32ZX6 )

00:14:09 shinohai: hey had to restart lappy, don't b troutin me

00:16:35 mircea_popescu: in other news, http://36.media.tumblr.com/5670e7ec00898d000603cb611e793804/tumblr_n6vsh8qYCL1r2weuio2_1280.jpg

00:16:37 assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1k33jFb )

00:17:22 shinohai: I can get behind that, since I struck out on #b-a entertainment tonight.

00:19:00 Cristina: que tema tenemos hoy por a qui?? algo para que aprenda

00:20:31 mircea_popescu: in unrelated news : http://blog.penelopetrunk.com/2011/12/28/the-psychology-of-quitting/ << penelope trunk thinks she might be dying from a nut sized buise on her hip.

00:20:32 assbot: The psychology of quitting | Penelope Trunk Careers ... ( http://bit.ly/1k33Mrc )

00:20:48 mircea_popescu: Cristina lee lols logs tambien.

00:20:52 mircea_popescu: lols logs jhaha

00:21:03 Cristina: donde los leo?

00:21:41 mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com

00:21:42 assbot: #bitcoin-assets log ... ( http://bit.ly/1k33Uab )

00:22:38 Cristina: ok le echare un vistazo

00:24:43 shinohai: MAs que un vistazo Cristina, leer los logs es requerido.

00:26:28 Cristina: <+shinohai> ya mañana que es algo tarde... a parte que estaba en ello

00:27:34 shinohai: Claro que no de una vez pues

00:43:09 punkman: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wgc6CQNI2x8

00:43:10 assbot: Celso Pina, Control Machete- Cumbia Sobre El Rio - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1RnqSD7 )

00:46:51 punkman: ha, vex had this in the logs

01:10:05 mircea_popescu: and speaking of schools and a rounded education and whatnot, http://36.media.tumblr.com/13b21671b6fc1b1c5175ae7901f762d0/tumblr_n8nfeyBIIJ1slq74qo1_1280.jpg

01:10:07 assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1RntNMe )

01:10:39 mircea_popescu: "ATHENS, Greece (AP) -- Greek disability groups expressed anger Monday at a government decision to expand a list of state-recognized disability categories to include pedophiles, exhibitionists and kleptomaniacs.

01:10:40 mircea_popescu: The National Confederation of Disabled People called the action "incomprehensible," and said pedophiles are now awarded a higher government disability pay than some people who have received organ transplants."

01:11:19 mircea_popescu: well... it's either a disability or it isn't. what, you hate the lame and worship the deaf so you put people without legs in prison and give tax money to the deaf ? pick a stand lol.

01:50:16 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10900 @ 0.0005369 = 5.8522 BTC [-] {2}

01:53:23 phf: huh, libgpg-error and gpgme come with common lisp bindings (and only cl) in the standard distribution..

02:23:51 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2250 @ 0.00054489 = 1.226 BTC [+] {2}

02:42:07 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16227 @ 0.00054263 = 8.8053 BTC [-] {2}

03:09:05 BingoBoingo: ty pete_dushenski

03:10:21 deedbot-: [Qntra] 000webhost Penetrated: 13 Million Plaintext Passwords Compromised - http://qntra.net/2015/11/000webhost-penetrated-13-million-plaintext-passwords-compromised/

03:10:36 mircea_popescu: reading http://thelastpsychiatrist.com/2012/02/what_would_you_do_if_your_fian_1.html i realise nothing in the past decade makes me as happy as biel's fizzling.

03:10:37 assbot: The Last Psychiatrist: What Would You Do If Your Fiance Gave You a Ring That Wasn't Good Enough? ... ( http://bit.ly/1NjKtoD )

03:10:38 v_diddy: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=01-11-2015#1313353 << take things, do not wait for them to be given.

03:10:38 assbot: Logged on 01-11-2015 22:28:58; ascii_field: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=01-11-2015#1313213 << lulzy, i'd easily handle this but nobody asked me

03:10:49 mircea_popescu: stupid bitch won't put out ? thinks the world is the set of seventh heaven ?

03:11:03 mircea_popescu: fuck her, she gets to be angelina jolie v2.0

03:12:26 phf: BingoBoingo: whatever happened to slimgur?

03:17:23 BingoBoingo: deedbot-: http://dpaste.com/277S7RB.txt

03:17:25 assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1RnGvug )

03:17:25 deedbot-: accepted: 1

03:18:15 BingoBoingo: phf: Domain change, booted from hosting because Lardbarges uploaded CP and reported them to their then host

03:18:35 v_diddy: lol

03:18:58 ben_vulpes: that's entirely what you get for working with people outside of your wot.

03:19:18 ben_vulpes: unrelatedly: http://www.grindwork.com/site/online-service

03:19:20 assbot: Online Shared Accounts | Grindwork Corporation ... ( http://bit.ly/1RnGBlI )

03:19:21 mircea_popescu: lmao

03:19:38 ben_vulpes: wronggggg link

03:19:39 ben_vulpes: http://www.grindwork.com/site/node/34

03:19:41 assbot: Grindwork Thinking Server | Grindwork Corporation ... ( http://bit.ly/1RnGC9f )

03:20:04 phf: oh, i was wondering what was up with all those underage pictures popping up. seemed like an personal army attack

03:20:08 mircea_popescu: imgur obviously doesn't get kicked off because "cp" because "we have no control what the internet does". but slimgur does get booted.

03:20:10 ben_vulpes: > requires flash

03:20:16 mircea_popescu: please more net neutrality kthx

03:22:17 deedbot-: [cascadian hacker] Links 2015-10-31 Sat: self-driving cars, short fiction, Nigerian lolz, ship photos, Volkswagen's embroilment in ship engine number fudging, planes landing on cargo ships, the Palestinian Authority and more! - http://cascadianhacker.com/blog/2015/11/01_links-2015-10-31-sat-self-driving-cars-short-fiction-nigerian-lolz-ship-photos-volkswagens-embroilment-in-ship-engine-number-fudging-planes-land

03:22:48 mircea_popescu: this title is big enough!

03:23:02 *: mircea_popescu goes to read all sopping wet

03:23:15 mircea_popescu: 404 Not Found

03:23:15 mircea_popescu: nginx/1.7.6

03:23:20 mircea_popescu: now i feel like a girl foreals.

03:23:21 punkman: perhaps bot should skip the title

03:24:12 ben_vulpes: tonight we fuzz deedbot-!

03:24:47 ben_vulpes: lol mp cannae finda de cocka

03:25:32 mircea_popescu: lol footnote 3 ftw.

03:25:55 mircea_popescu: i find references to cannae very hurtful and unnecessary for my roman republican heritage.

03:26:15 mircea_popescu: TOO MANY GOOD PEOPLE DIED THERE

03:27:16 mircea_popescu: ahaha that pic was in teh logs was it. great pic.

03:27:30 ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: it's cited appropriately even

03:27:43 ben_vulpes: albeit in a footnote

03:27:54 mircea_popescu: o hey

03:29:11 ben_vulpes: wait biel is jolie 2.0? i thought jolie remained relevant far longer for some reason.

03:29:28 mircea_popescu: she did ?

03:30:01 mircea_popescu: she's moved into a zsa zsa gabor phase before being 35. clinging to headlines with stuipid shit like "i took the fat out of my tits and replaced it with oil to support BP and Shell!"

03:30:21 trinque: ben_vulpes | tonight we fuzz deedbot-! << escuse

03:30:50 phf: he last and only good role was in the hackers, but that carried her pretty far

03:31:17 ben_vulpes: i don't actually know anything about pop culture, my parents only let me watch Oregon Public Broadcasting.

03:31:29 ben_vulpes: by the time i might have given a shit, i was already interested in other things.

03:34:16 BingoBoingo: Oh, Jolie I think finally completely had herself surgically desexed.

03:34:54 phf: our moscow neighbor was a burned kgb spy, who upon his return from washington in the late 80s brought with him 5 boxes of tapes, recorded from u.s. cable television, commercials and all. i remember watching the whole thing, but i wouldn't be able to recall any specifics. i'm pretty sure it had the entire american ninja there, for example

03:36:07 mircea_popescu: phf i really can't watch anything with/about computers

03:36:18 mircea_popescu: i'd rather watch namibian television reports about wall street

03:37:01 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9400 @ 0.00054524 = 5.1253 BTC [+] {2}

03:37:59 phf: mircea_popescu: i think there are two movies about computers that are kind of worth watching, because they manage to broadly capture the period, the hackers and war games.

03:38:44 mircea_popescu: there's also a bunch of chicks that are kinda worth fucking that will be old before i get around to them

03:39:27 mircea_popescu: i'd rather rewatch lorna than look at "hollywood does floppy disks"

03:40:03 mircea_popescu: (for the people who weren't hipsters in the 60s, russ meyer is this guy doing footage of chicks with absurdly big natural tits. nothing happens.)

03:40:31 phf: give me that old time religion

03:41:07 mircea_popescu: i find the pastoral images soothing

03:43:00 mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes re your interests in low brow apple "status goods" etc, see the excellent tlp http://thelastpsychiatrist.com/2011/11/luxury_branding_the_future_lea.html

03:43:02 assbot: The Last Psychiatrist: Luxury Branding The Future Leaders Of The World ... ( http://bit.ly/20miBFG )

03:45:49 ben_vulpes: my WHAT?!

03:47:27 mircea_popescu: hey, you're discussing it!

03:47:46 mircea_popescu: "What is actually going on is that Apple is attempting to signal to the derps who willingly buy their fashion goods that actual rich people also buy those things." etc

03:48:20 mircea_popescu: yes actual rich people also want to buy these things. to wear at the hackathon, to play the role of the billionaire who hangs around and chats with the derps, without having to actually spend any time on like... you know, irc.

03:48:22 ben_vulpes: i'm not interested in it, it's interested in me.

03:48:27 mircea_popescu: same differential.

03:48:43 ben_vulpes: ah hm.

03:49:03 mircea_popescu: anyway im just sayin', he speaks as to the theme, and well.

03:50:31 mircea_popescu: "Not even the girls will condescend to it, and if you can't sell fashion goods to the girls, you can't sell the goods." << fun fact, ties are a purchase mostly controlled by women. JUST LIKE HIGH HEELS,

03:50:49 mircea_popescu: i might be the only male alive dictating high heel usage as to type and so forth.

03:51:23 mircea_popescu: this patriarchy embedded in society by older womenz.

03:52:33 ben_vulpes: who uh

03:52:37 mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes but anyway, your intuition is broadly correct, the one thing that can make your shop flourish / ensure its survival is heavy duty investment in IP. the real thing, the sort of IP that can't be intellectually-protected.

03:52:39 ben_vulpes: doesn't buy their own ties?

03:52:58 mircea_popescu: nobody buys their own ties. nobody even WEARS ties without permission. "honey does this go ?"

03:53:23 ben_vulpes: "oui, ça marche"

03:53:35 ben_vulpes: who are these people

03:53:39 ben_vulpes: men i mean

03:54:14 mircea_popescu: give someone a tie see if they wear it.

03:54:15 ben_vulpes: with suits and ties and didn't do the matching originally and daily selection selection on an ongoing basis?

03:54:24 mircea_popescu: (hint : if they do they're gay and think you'd make a great gf)

03:54:40 ben_vulpes: well yes.

03:55:13 ben_vulpes: but to return to an earlier fork, what intuition are you talking about? something in that post?

03:55:20 mircea_popescu: wellyesley

03:55:23 ben_vulpes: oh oh oh

03:55:29 ben_vulpes: "institutional quality memory"

03:55:33 mircea_popescu: myeah.

03:55:35 ben_vulpes: quite.

03:55:40 mircea_popescu: it is ip, right and proper.

03:56:45 BingoBoingo: I buy my own ties. It's why half of them are bolo ties.

03:56:54 ben_vulpes: tis a vaporous and difficult to grasp sort of thing. embedded in the people, codified where possible.

03:57:21 mod6: ive never been given a tie. i buy all of mine.

03:57:31 ben_vulpes: lol that kid in the patek ad with the safety vest

03:57:45 ben_vulpes: rip out all the branding and there's your class giveaway.

03:58:03 ben_vulpes: "honey, put a vest on the kid" only ever has 2 answers

03:58:13 ben_vulpes: "okay dear" and "what did he forget how to swim?"

03:58:50 BingoBoingo: Phun Phact, Putin is Patek's greatest brand ambassador

03:59:10 mircea_popescu: another fun fact : i never met anyone who actually wore those things

03:59:33 mircea_popescu: people who actually like/can afford those things have all sorts of obscure preferences, people who don't buy rollexes on credit.

03:59:57 mircea_popescu: pp is like a sort of tgi fridays or w/e that thing it's called, a fastrestaurantfood.

04:00:27 ben_vulpes: Fast Casual

04:00:57 mod6: that place punches me in the colon

04:01:04 mircea_popescu: "That's the history of America: come here for the freedom; stay for the cash; and if things get hairy say only God can judge you."

04:01:19 BingoBoingo: When I worked at a watch stand I learned all sorts of lower end brand preferences. White trash likes fossil. More monied white trash like Tag Heuer, or Invicta if they got the collecting compulsion

04:01:40 ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: did you actually read the "i spent thousands learning to be a wealth manager" piece? she touches on signaling.

04:02:02 mircea_popescu: who ?

04:02:27 mircea_popescu: an random dumb broad, i recall. no i didn't read it.

04:02:51 BingoBoingo: Black girls like Guess, Black guys like Nike or esoteric bling brands from more obscure shops. People buy Seiko almost exclusively as gifts...

04:02:55 ben_vulpes: academitard i belive is the local lingo

04:03:43 ben_vulpes: "you, the viewer, become the Dad, with the aspirational images laid out for you: a beautiful and proper wife with culture and delicacy, taking care of your perfect daughter, while you're in the shower scrubbing the scent of concubinage off you. " wahahaha

04:04:50 mircea_popescu: if only.

04:05:12 mircea_popescu: i am of the firm belief that an adult male with wealth and a monofambly is a liability to both the wife and the children.

04:05:32 mircea_popescu: the mistress is a very important surogate for the functional (ie, 3-4 wives) arrangement.

04:06:09 mircea_popescu: next thing you know wife gets too confident of her position and the kid's covered in helmets.

04:06:42 ben_vulpes: not terrifically uncommon knowledge in "the coven". i think "sex at dawn" is their tract on the topic.

04:06:52 mircea_popescu: what's the coven ?

04:07:52 ben_vulpes: a smallish group of girls around here. not an official name or thing by any stretch of the imagination.

04:07:55 mircea_popescu: ah

04:08:37 ben_vulpes: affectionate appellation

04:11:36 ben_vulpes: heh okay i'll bite is 9 1/2 weeks any good?

04:12:19 mircea_popescu: nmah it's miserable.

04:12:53 mircea_popescu: i watched it because of tlp's idiotic fixation on basinger and an insistence on "white heels". a) she wears no heels at all ; b) she is as hot as my doorman.

04:13:11 mircea_popescu: worst fucking film ever, the only thing it informs us is, just how fucktardedly primitive our parents were, sexually speaking.

04:13:36 mircea_popescu: "o really pops, she like, kisses your wee wee that once, and the skin was even retracted ? you go tiger!"

04:16:49 mod6: haha

04:17:04 BingoBoingo: Seriously, at least "Three Headed Shark Attack" has tits

04:17:12 ben_vulpes: <mod6> that place punches me in the colon << i lol'd

04:20:18 mod6: place makes me seriously ill.

04:21:06 mircea_popescu: http://thelastpsychiatrist.com/2012/02/pedophilia_is_normal_because_o.html <<< ahahaha epic.

04:21:10 assbot: The Last Psychiatrist: Pedophilia Is Normal, Because Otherwise It's Abnormal ... ( http://bit.ly/1ShE2SY )

04:22:23 mircea_popescu: so the truth of the matter is that yes, sexual interest in early teen females is normal and common, and perhaps not ~necessarily~ harmful to the females in question [in those conditions where communication is sparse and pop density is under 1 per sq mile - which pointedly DOES NOT mean NYC or akron, ohio!], whereas sexual interest in bosy the same age is NOT common, or normal. but pathological. period.

04:22:37 mircea_popescu: this yields the serious problem that... when does gayness ripen into no longer pathological ? and why ?

04:22:46 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20614 @ 0.00054533 = 11.2414 BTC [+]

04:22:58 mircea_popescu: these two groups, the people who want to fuck 14 yo girls, and the people who do not want faggotry to be mental illness, will come to blows.

04:29:40 phf: re watches, мы время знаем / в деревне без больших сует / желудок - верный наш брегет

04:30:38 ben_vulpes: forgive my thickness, but their interests are not aligned?

04:30:39 phf: but of course breguet had to choose the other quote for their ads, this one sends a mixed message

04:30:51 *: ben_vulpes is still working through the luxury branding article

04:35:59 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 80144 @ 0.00054696 = 43.8356 BTC [+] {4}

04:37:00 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10356 @ 0.00054848 = 5.6801 BTC [+]

04:47:22 mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes no, because try as one might, the genders may be interchangeable but the sexes - not.

04:48:39 mircea_popescu: i'd fucking run it, if i were running breguet.

04:48:54 mircea_popescu: "this watch or back to the village. choose."

04:50:45 asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=02-11-2015#1313556 << them and only them

04:50:45 assbot: Logged on 02-11-2015 03:37:59; phf: mircea_popescu: i think there are two movies about computers that are kind of worth watching, because they manage to broadly capture the period, the hackers and war games.

04:51:36 mircea_popescu: is broadly intended to mean "in the manner of a slightly-derogatory old style word for female" ?

04:51:45 asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=02-11-2015#1313552 << i must have watched these same tapes. except that they came from some underground (literally) rental thing in '90 or so

04:51:45 assbot: Logged on 02-11-2015 03:34:54; phf: our moscow neighbor was a burned kgb spy, who upon his return from washington in the late 80s brought with him 5 boxes of tapes, recorded from u.s. cable television, commercials and all. i remember watching the whole thing, but i wouldn't be able to recall any specifics. i'm pretty sure it had the entire american ninja there, for example

04:57:05 *: asciilifeform spoke to brother of poettering, drepper, et al, and he replied 'wouldn't it be interesting if someone built a thing where people signed code with pgp and rated one another and...'

04:57:37 phf: oh yeah american ninja might've been from rental, but then i have no idea what was on those tapes. the only stuff i do remember are commercials for transformers and hot wheels

04:58:56 phf: breguet, becase you're not a peasant are you?

05:03:23 asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=02-11-2015#1313638 << l0l!!

05:03:23 assbot: Logged on 02-11-2015 04:29:40; phf: re watches, мы время знаем / в деревне без больших сует / желудок - верный наш брегет

05:03:44 mircea_popescu: asciilifeform waitwut ?!

05:04:11 asciilifeform: which

05:04:21 mircea_popescu: * asciilifeform spoke to brother

05:04:24 asciilifeform: aha

05:04:27 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26419 @ 0.00054323 = 14.3516 BTC [-] {2}

05:04:27 mircea_popescu: o wait. now i understand.

05:04:37 mircea_popescu: it segmented wrongly.

05:04:49 asciilifeform: 'the hookers churchill and stalin...'

05:05:42 mircea_popescu: :D

05:05:52 BingoBoingo: Too old to be news https://www.thefix.com/content/texas-truck-company-DEA-agent90446

05:05:53 assbot: DEA Recruitment Hurts Texas Trucking Co. | The Fix ... ( http://bit.ly/1NLyOxa )

05:06:09 mircea_popescu: romanian has an entire chapter dedicated to these. the fundamental attribution error, in romanian, is the confusion between 2nd line attribute and agent-complement

05:06:41 asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: we have the mega-canonical 'казнить нельзя помиловать'

05:07:51 mircea_popescu: lol

05:08:19 asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=02-11-2015#1313566 << i might have said this before, and ben_vulpes can no doubt explain it better still, but apple makes two entirely separate classes of thing, even if sometimes they are contained in a single box

05:08:19 assbot: Logged on 02-11-2015 03:47:46; mircea_popescu: "What is actually going on is that Apple is attempting to signal to the derps who willingly buy their fashion goods that actual rich people also buy those things." etc

05:08:23 mircea_popescu: waiter, yelling out the order to cook : "la domnu' porc, la doamna vaca si la domnisoara-n fund un castravete."

05:08:28 asciilifeform: idiot statusatronics,

05:08:39 mircea_popescu: (to the gent, pork, to the lady, veal, and to the miss in the back, a pickle.)

05:08:40 asciilifeform: and the-ONLY-MOTHERFUCKING-PORTABLE-COMPS-THAT-WORK

05:09:34 mircea_popescu: (to mr pig, to mrs cow and up the girl's butt, a pickle)

05:10:04 *: asciilifeform falls down

05:18:41 mircea_popescu: "I'm an economics major who doesn't know what the hell he is going to do for a career after graduating, and frankly doesn't feel qualified to do very much. I went into university thinking that I would try for medical school, but I was one of those kids in high school who got good grades without trying very hard, and my nearly non-existent study habits have left me with a C average, although even that has been slipping

05:18:41 mircea_popescu: lately. Now that I'm nearing the end of my academic career, I'm starting to freak out about my career potential, and the related anxiety has me neglecting school work even further."

05:18:48 mircea_popescu: from the anal child files : http://thelastpsychiatrist.com/2012/02/my_fiancee_is_pushing_me_away.html

05:18:50 assbot: The Last Psychiatrist: "My fiancee is pushing me away and I've lost hope" ... ( http://bit.ly/1NLzEKr )

05:19:06 mircea_popescu: this is what you get for stopping bullying.

05:19:12 asciilifeform: a warm welcome awaits him here in butugychag.

05:19:28 mircea_popescu: this fuckhead should have been getting atomic whirlies and shitwedgies for 20 hours a day until he killed himself aged 15.

05:20:07 asciilifeform: if these are subvarieties of thrashing - then yes

05:22:05 mircea_popescu: sadly they're the pathetic us passive-agressive reinterpretations thereof.

05:22:18 *: asciilifeform had to go and look both of'em up

05:24:28 asciilifeform: 'It started with Mortimer J Adler and his 'How to Read a Book'. I bought it about two years ago, and shortly after that time I became fixated on the idea of getting a liberal education and reading the Great Books.' >> blatant ripoff of http://mazepath.com/uncleal/think.htm

05:24:29 assbot: THINKING ... ( http://bit.ly/1NLzZN9 )

05:24:56 mircea_popescu: the obnoxious thing is that tlp fucking coddles the fucktard.

05:24:58 asciilifeform: (this circa 1997. for some reason the copy on his www omits the date)

05:25:34 mircea_popescu: "go kill yourself. now. this is the best thing any specialist could ever tell you, and the only thing that you really should hear, from anyone. you are an unfortunately failed experiment in biocombinatorics. end it already, it's both uninteresting and wasteful."

05:26:29 mircea_popescu: this acting like every vessel that didn't happen to get a soul at fill-up is nevertheless full and should be given attention... sigh.

05:27:10 mircea_popescu: EVEN IF they find some way to "fix it" what they'll have found is a way to make empty bottles fake fullness for longer than anyone'd care to inquire.

05:27:29 mircea_popescu: there's nothing to fix here. these aren't problems people get. these are problems things trying to masquerade as people get.

05:29:41 asciilifeform: 'To this day I believe that a Higher Power was looking out for me that night. It reached down and cupped me in Its hands, lifting me up from my hole. As I sank to the ground clawing at the unfeeling glass, whimpering for Zarathustra, a poster caught my eye. "Friend, is heavy thinking ruining your life?" it asked. You probably recognize that line. It comes from the standard Thinker's Anonymous poster.'

05:30:04 mircea_popescu: wager of battle.

05:30:15 mircea_popescu: i wager no fucking higher power would as much as sneeze on this one.

05:32:45 BingoBoingo: The stories at Thinker's Anonymous have to suck

05:32:55 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 42448 @ 0.00054996 = 23.3447 BTC [+] {3}

05:33:30 BingoBoingo: https://www.thefix.com/content/ukraines-bar-bears-be-freed-forced-vodka-drinking

05:33:32 assbot: A New Detox—for Drunken Bears | The Fix ... ( http://bit.ly/1GWPRwK )

05:34:56 asciilifeform: fucking eurorasts

05:35:23 asciilifeform: first they ban old fashioned bear baiting, before long it'll be mandatory patek philip and butt piracy for everyone

05:37:00 BingoBoingo: Seriously.Though it would be something to see a bear holding hands in a circle growling out a serenity prayer.

05:42:01 BingoBoingo: Bears are supposed to be a measure of culture though. If meet a bear and it mauls you your culture sucks. If you meet a bear and it shares your booze, your culture is enlightened. If the bear buggers you stop hanging around furries.

05:42:04 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 34978 @ 0.0005418 = 18.9511 BTC [-] {2}

05:44:45 asciilifeform: server log spam >>>>> 'http://www.twitter.com/tweet_anything_bad_about_a_fee_paying_customer_and_the_tweet_gets_hidden-its_what_you_call_mafia_protection'

05:45:59 BingoBoingo: From same place as Ukranian bear story https://www.thefix.com/content/grizzly-bear-gets-all-harsh-stoner

05:46:01 assbot: Grizzly Bear Gets All Harsh With Stoner | The Fix ... ( http://bit.ly/1GWRytS )

05:46:58 BingoBoingo: Apparently bear fight like the morbidly obese: "According to court records, Hopkins went to feed the bears, which was part of his job. ?He entered the bear pen and began to place food out. Once inside, nothing separated him from the bears. At some point while Hopkins was working, the largest bear, Red, attacked him. The bear knocked Hopkins to the ground, sat on him, and bit his leg, knee and rear-end."

05:53:59 BingoBoingo: !up coercively

05:55:39 mircea_popescu: !up coercively

05:55:59 coercively: fun.

05:56:24 mircea_popescu: who might you be ?

05:56:40 coercively: Idk. Random.

05:57:26 mircea_popescu: mk

05:57:30 coercively: Somehow wandered here on my very inspirational journey of ircing.

06:01:57 fluffypony: it's just ircing on the cake

06:02:04 ben_vulpes: oof

06:02:07 fluffypony: that's all I got

06:02:11 fluffypony: not enough coffee

06:02:42 fluffypony: awwww he quit

06:03:18 ben_vulpes: full stop

06:05:11 ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: are you familiar with grindwork?

06:08:37 mircea_popescu: badoing kssss

06:11:02 phf: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ri3aL8At44I

06:11:03 assbot: Bizarre - Henny Youngman - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1GWVxqu )

06:19:42 punkman: http://catcode.com/comments/2015/cf20151101.html trolol

06:19:44 assbot: Linus’s Rant Rewritten ... ( http://bit.ly/1RnWqsH )

06:27:18 mircea_popescu: The reason I think women are hot today is that they are today, not that they are hot. I watch pornos from the seventies and I think to myself, "well, it would be better than bestiality, I guess."

06:27:24 mircea_popescu: EXACTLY.

06:27:50 mircea_popescu: "Disclaimer: I am not a kernel programmer, so I may have am certain I have misinterpreted some of the technical aspects of Linus?s original post."

06:28:07 mircea_popescu: yet i am a self-deluded imbecile, who imagines she still has something to say in spite of that.

06:28:11 mircea_popescu: for fucks sake these dumb bitches. \

06:28:35 mircea_popescu: YO STUPID WOMEN : SHUT THE FUCK UP. nobody, really, literally, nobody wants to see or hear you. the kitchen is good enough.

06:28:38 mircea_popescu: stop giving feminism a bad name.

06:38:26 punkman: http://pgbovine.net/cde.html interesting

06:38:27 assbot: CDE: Lightweight application virtualization for Linux ... ( http://bit.ly/1RnYbWE )

06:39:20 ben_vulpes: wheee

06:39:29 ben_vulpes: punkman: ^^

06:39:32 ben_vulpes: running it anywhere?

06:40:15 punkman: ben_vulpes: not yet but seems like it might come in handy

06:41:14 ben_vulpes: > nasty-bash-hack.txt

06:50:13 BingoBoingo: http://qntra.net/2015/11/qntra-s-qntr-october-2015-report/#comment-72680

06:50:14 assbot: Qntra (S.QNTR) October 2015 Report | Qntra ... ( http://bit.ly/1RnZ81j )

06:51:17 BingoBoingo: http://linux.slashdot.org/story/15/11/02/0125246/botnet-takes-over-twitch-install-and-partially-installs-gentoo

06:51:19 assbot: Botnet Takes Over Twitch Install and Partially Installs Gentoo - Slashdot ... ( http://bit.ly/1RnZeWH )

06:51:33 punkman: lol

06:52:30 BingoBoingo: ;;ticker --market all

06:52:36 gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD last: 328.5, vol: 14099.29617567 | BTC-E BTCUSD last: 311.302, vol: 15677.1435 | Bitfinex BTCUSD last: 332.55, vol: 27391.45060369 | CampBX BTCUSD last: 339.99, vol: 2.88929293 | BTCChina BTCUSD last: 351.279968, vol: 44889.58240000 | Kraken BTCUSD last: 317.0, vol: 63.84609024 | Bitcoin-Central BTCUSD last: 297.177661027, vol: 51.8480377 | Volume-weighted last average: (1 more message)

06:53:17 BingoBoingo: ;;more

06:53:17 gribble: 336.932289429

06:53:52 mircea_popescu: lol @eth's strange week...

06:54:22 mircea_popescu: from 1.x to 4 then to 3 then rebound then... then what ?

06:54:26 mircea_popescu: but hey, hope springs eternally.

06:55:25 mircea_popescu: on 4 oct, last time it was 3, the "mkt cap" was 50mn. now 80mn. because sure, 60% inflation month to month, this works now.

06:55:59 mircea_popescu: supposedly there exist suckers buying into this. like supposedly there existed suckers buying into the original "sale". right-o.

06:56:39 BingoBoingo: Oh shit

06:58:46 *: ben_vulpes gaily refuses to give a shit about ethereum

06:59:05 ben_vulpes: i met vitalik when he was just writing and like a 19 year old college student

07:04:07 ben_vulpes: very pimply, upon recollection.

07:15:28 BingoBoingo: Very swift was Buterin's fall from writing like a 19 year old to writing like a 29 year old desperate to keep the VC cock interested in his fading twink looks so he could keep up the gay for pay

07:19:10 ben_vulpes: goodness bb

07:26:10 BingoBoingo: I'm sober and its Sunday, grumpy is my primary feel and venom my primary language atm

07:28:07 BingoBoingo: !s See the advantages: you can reprogram the faux vroom speaker for horse whinny.

07:28:07 assbot: 1 results for 'See the advantages: you can reprogram the faux vroom speaker for horse whinny.' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=See+the+advantages%3A+you+can+reprogram+the+faux+vroom+speaker+for+horse+whinny.

07:31:42 BingoBoingo: But for srs, isn't that the Startup incubators eating college kids racket in a nutshell. 19 year old buterin taking it in the ass for money. Aged as though he's thirty he can't the the VC money, he gets the crack rock every fifth blowie in an alley money.

08:21:41 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15550 @ 0.00055197 = 8.5831 BTC [+] {3}

08:28:48 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 28757 @ 0.00055232 = 15.8831 BTC [+] {3}

08:46:05 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 87168 @ 0.00054644 = 47.6321 BTC [-] {6}

08:56:55 shinohai: !s http://www.cnn.com/2015/11/02/asia/australia-drops-knights-dames/

08:56:56 assbot: Australia drops knights and dames, again - CNN.com ... ( http://bit.ly/1GHu8cb )

08:56:56 assbot: 0 results for 'http://www.cnn.com/2015/11/02/asia/australia-drops-knights-dames/' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.cnn.com%2F2015%2F11%2F02%2Fasia%2Faustralia-drops-knights-dames%2F

09:08:48 shinohai: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=02-11-2015#1313764 <<< my new favorit BingoBoingo quote.

09:08:48 assbot: Logged on 02-11-2015 07:15:28; BingoBoingo: Very swift was Buterin's fall from writing like a 19 year old to writing like a 29 year old desperate to keep the VC cock interested in his fading twink looks so he could keep up the gay for pay

09:14:44 deedbot-: [BitBet Bets Bets] 1.04130723 BTC on 'No' - The ETH scam won't see 2016 - http://bitbet.us/bet/1199/the-eth-scam-wont-see-2016/#b57

09:14:45 deedbot-: [BitBet Bets Bets] 1.07718066 BTC on 'No' - The ETH scam won't see 2016 - http://bitbet.us/bet/1199/the-eth-scam-wont-see-2016/#b58

09:46:59 davout: bonjour #b-a

10:21:39 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17897 @ 0.00055285 = 9.8944 BTC [+] {2}

10:38:56 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8653 @ 0.00055442 = 4.7974 BTC [+]

11:06:23 btcdrak: can you smell the desperation now? https://medium.com/@octskyward/on-block-sizes-e047bc9f830#.eflnvw6u2

11:06:24 assbot: On block sizes — Medium ... ( http://bit.ly/1KSOCcN )

11:21:26 davout: btcdrak: the "chinese translation here" is pretty lulzy too

11:21:38 btcdrak: "In talking with miners and companies, one thing I’m hearing repeatedly is “we will wait for the second conference in December. If there’s no progress by then, we’ll switch to BIP 101”.

11:21:44 btcdrak: that is a complete lie.

11:22:26 btcdrak: What he means is a few companies that dont even run their own full nodes but have millions in VC capital have said they support BIP101

11:22:50 btcdrak: Mike is an outright liar.

11:23:33 btcdrak: in fact, most of what he's written in that article is an outright lie

11:24:17 davout: and obviously, most of these stances are taken by the marketing derps, while the actual people who actually hold their business together are too busy not caring and working on actual problems anyway

11:25:44 btcdrak: !up BashCo

11:27:49 davout: "Bitcoin XT: a project run by two men who already shipped a compromise solution that reflects the demands of miners, users and companies." <<< it strikes me as weird then that "users", "miners", and "companies" aren't running it, why could it be?

11:28:15 davout: micro-conspiruhcee

11:40:26 btcdrak: the whole thing is so crass

11:59:01 shinohai: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=02-11-2015#1313783 <<< This sounds like sour grapes xD

11:59:01 assbot: Logged on 02-11-2015 11:06:23; btcdrak: can you smell the desperation now? https://medium.com/@octskyward/on-block-sizes-e047bc9f830#.eflnvw6u2

12:01:39 shinohai: Not like anyone is twisting anyone's arm and forcing them to run core, or anything else for that matter.

12:01:41 btcdrak: mircea_popescu: BashCo is a r/bitcoin moderator

12:02:06 shinohai: BashCo is also involved in changetip or somesuch iirc

12:02:12 shinohai: !gettrust BashCo

12:02:12 assbot: BashCo is not registered in WoT.

12:02:22 shinohai: Hardly surprising.

12:10:22 shinohai: https://i.imgur.com/puZWjVZ.png <<< Impossible, how can you carve such a mass from a single block of wood?

12:10:23 assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1NM8NxV )

12:13:29 assbot: [MPEX] [FT] [X.EUR] 442 @ 0.00352177 = 1.5566 BTC [-] {7}

12:42:58 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13150 @ 0.00054376 = 7.1504 BTC [-] {2}

12:49:12 mircea_popescu: btcdrak BashCo hi theee

12:55:20 fluffypony: https://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/3r7b8k/can_unullc_please_return/

12:55:21 assbot: Can /u/nullc please return? : Bitcoin ... ( http://bit.ly/1GHGq4c )

12:59:14 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 50119 @ 0.0005476 = 27.4452 BTC [+] {2}

13:00:16 punkman: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CSyo3khWIAAREfJ.jpg:large

13:00:17 assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1ixJiF5 )

13:01:16 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23400 @ 0.00055415 = 12.9671 BTC [+] {2}

13:15:57 punkman: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CSzEClZU8AAhA70.png

13:15:57 assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1GHHKEt )

13:22:27 punkman: https://noransom.kaspersky.com/

13:22:28 assbot: Ransomware decryptor | Kaspersky Lab ... ( http://bit.ly/1ixLlck )

13:22:41 mircea_popescu: nowai ?>

13:22:47 punkman: "The ransomware authors are arrested and all existing keys have been added to our database."

13:23:06 shinohai: r/dogecoin lulz "yay we matter! skids want to get paid in our scamcoinz!" https://www.reddit.com/r/dogecoin/comments/3r51o8/anime_streaming_website_got_hacked_hackers_want/

13:23:07 assbot: Anime streaming website got hacked, hackers want dogecoin for database information. : dogecoin ... ( http://bit.ly/1ixLpsw )

13:23:45 mircea_popescu: impressive.

13:27:11 shinohai: oct. 28 0.o

13:27:53 punkman: https://twitter.com/aannggeellll/status/573186044083900416 "Yay! Yay everyone! I got a new arm! #Cyborg step one: complete."

13:28:24 mircea_popescu: but can jack off with it ?

13:28:34 punkman: a lot of people are wondering

13:29:38 mircea_popescu: "The Heart Attack Grill in Las Vegas, Nev., has come under scrutiny since one of its patrons suffered an actual heart attack while eating a Triple Bypass Burger there earlier this week."

13:32:09 mircea_popescu: "There is no information there. It is there in order for you to talk about it-- so you have something to talk to others about, through a screen darkly or face to face, because if it weren't for these meaningless media stories which includes all partisan politics people would have nothing to say to each other, and society's collapse into hikikomori narcissism would be total. Which is why it is correct to say that pop

13:32:09 mircea_popescu: culture isn't a symptom of our dying society, it is its heroic measures."

13:32:22 mircea_popescu: word. "why can't i quit pop culture ?" "because to you it's a solution, not a problem."

13:42:57 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10967 @ 0.00054768 = 6.0064 BTC [-]

13:54:01 mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo pretty much it yeah.

13:54:20 mircea_popescu: hola davout

13:54:37 davout: ave

13:54:56 mircea_popescu: <btcdrak> Mike is an outright liar. << this is neither surprising nor remarkable by this point.

13:55:14 mircea_popescu: eagerly awayting the amir taaki - mike what's his name NEWTHEREUM!!11 next spring.

13:55:24 davout: that he still *is*, is.

13:55:51 mircea_popescu: <davout> "Bitcoin XT: a project run by two men << who are the men ?!

13:56:29 mircea_popescu: davout what exactly are they gonna do, go take up gardening ?

13:56:36 mircea_popescu: fade into an alt scam, a la keiser ?

13:58:01 mircea_popescu: punkman so far bitcoin is batting 0 / 2 for "criminal anonimity" is it.

13:59:08 davout: anything!

13:59:32 davout: just not the same retarded stuff, "but nao with chinese translashun!1"

13:59:54 punkman: mircea_popescu: it's not so bad for the competent, is it?

14:00:13 mircea_popescu: so far there's been "o noes drug market!11"

14:00:15 mircea_popescu: got closed down

14:00:23 mircea_popescu: "we encrypt your hdd, pay btc".

14:00:25 mircea_popescu: got closed down

14:00:43 mircea_popescu: all the pants wetting about "Assasination markets" and whatnot is probably misplaced.

14:00:56 mircea_popescu: i assassinated buterin, lolski, derpersson, whoever. no need for a "market".

14:01:15 mircea_popescu: meanwhile dumbass white kids in montana can't get laid with or without assistance, what markets.

14:01:57 mircea_popescu: seems the entire "bitcoin is for crymynalzzzz" is more of the same "i wish i was cool, maybe if i put this hat on ?"

14:04:45 *: shinohai would not be surprised to hear of XThereum soon http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=02-11-2015#1313837

14:04:45 assbot: Logged on 02-11-2015 13:55:14; mircea_popescu: eagerly awayting the amir taaki - mike what's his name NEWTHEREUM!!11 next spring.

14:05:10 mircea_popescu: Neo BTC

14:05:30 mircea_popescu: it's like the matrix, see. take the red pill of escaping censorship into the loving embrace of the nsa ofshots!

14:05:58 punkman: mircea_popescu: also "I wish I was rich, maybe if I had an offshore trust"

14:06:28 mircea_popescu: you wanna be rich, get a better dad.

14:06:33 mircea_popescu: no better dad, BE the better dad.

14:11:04 mircea_popescu: "If you want to watch these invisible unconscious defenses play out right in front of you, in real time, in a real way, watch an adult American try to learn a second language.

14:11:05 mircea_popescu: Short of cauterizing your own genitals, nothing seems like it would change who you are like speaking in an-other's language. Blech, I'd rather wear someone else's underwear, no thanks, I'll take the 12 credits but no way am I retaining anything."

14:11:06 mircea_popescu: ahaha is it ?

14:17:34 asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=02-11-2015#1313820 << oh for fuxsake, did you READ the analysis ?

14:17:34 assbot: Logged on 02-11-2015 13:22:47; punkman: "The ransomware authors are arrested and all existing keys have been added to our database."

14:17:36 asciilifeform: these were TARDS

14:17:43 asciilifeform: as in, folks who write virii in 'dotnet'

14:19:27 mircea_popescu: ofcoursetheywere.

14:19:56 mircea_popescu: this is the overarching point. idiot : "bitcoin empowers idiots just like me". no, it doesn't.

14:20:02 mircea_popescu: it actually disempowers idiots just like you.

14:21:02 mircea_popescu: "so then what hope for anarcho-syndicalism is there ???" you mean that enchanted land where you don't have to work because you're somehow rich and yet idiots being rich does not degrade richdom ? plus you have "all the choices" but never have to take one to get there ? "yes!!!!"

14:21:05 asciilifeform: https://securelist.com/blog/virus-watch/67699/a-nightmare-on-malware-street << their paper re: 'coinvault' (one of the two trojans in question.) good for some lulz for mats, diametric, and anybody else who goes in for this

14:21:11 assbot: A Nightmare on Malware Street - CoinVault - Securelist ... ( http://bit.ly/1k4H2XH )

14:21:11 mircea_popescu: can't help you.

14:22:33 mircea_popescu: asciilifeform kinda too lazy to read, but what did they do, caught some derp's gf's mother's (she was underage) cc on coinbase or what.

14:22:52 shinohai: LOLZ

14:23:13 asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: describes only the exe

14:23:27 mircea_popescu: my laziness is well placed.

14:23:54 asciilifeform: but given what it describes, the idiot prolly confessed on some phorum

14:24:40 asciilifeform: (everything build with vs, plenty of identifying strings littered therein, as is the custom, uses hardcoded dns turds, etc.)

14:24:48 asciilifeform: *built

14:25:27 asciilifeform: the one thing i don't get is why the fuck these people never set up a btc node on the victim's box

14:25:31 mircea_popescu: i suppose "an actual cryptovault you will never, ever crack" goes into the pile of things the republic is going to strike back with if rattled enough.

14:25:46 asciilifeform: for 'i've been paid' sensor AND pubkey download

14:25:48 mircea_popescu: not like you can't make one of these as an actual autonomous system sitting in hdd cpu

14:26:06 *: asciilifeform just described the recipe for it above.

14:26:10 mircea_popescu: right

14:27:00 mircea_popescu: could be a spv wallet even. it just checks for a speciffic address being paid, derived from the key.

14:27:18 asciilifeform: aha.

14:27:20 asciilifeform: trivial.

14:28:08 mircea_popescu: i suppose it goes on the to-do list once someone myseriously disappears.

14:28:28 *: asciilifeform searches in vain for the logz where he described ~how~ malware artists typically get caught

14:29:21 asciilifeform: (short version: it is almost inevitably by being 'part of th3 l337 sc3n3!!! k00l d00dz!!1111' or any variant thereof)

14:40:57 asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: and you prolly meant 'derives the decryption key from the payment tx'

14:41:05 asciilifeform: because that is how this is done.

14:41:23 mircea_popescu: well... rsa is malleable, right ? :D

14:42:00 asciilifeform: (not from the luser's tx, but from a second one, where the robot on the artist's end moves the coin)

14:42:38 mircea_popescu: mmm not really want any moving parts do you.

14:43:03 asciilifeform: the decryption key cannot be in the luser's house.

14:43:08 asciilifeform: because that is retarded.

14:43:09 mircea_popescu: right.

14:43:28 asciilifeform: nor ought there be a 'c&c' box in the usual sense of one that is ever connected to by the trojan.

14:43:29 mircea_popescu: binaryatrocity you're leaking ip.

14:43:35 mircea_popescu: right.

14:43:54 asciilifeform: whole thing is a trivial example of 'can operate entirely as a small patch on a bitcoind'

14:44:03 mircea_popescu: no, not really.

14:44:16 mircea_popescu: whole thing is a trivial example of WHY usg doth not want a sane bitcoind, ie, a 700kb one./

14:44:28 mircea_popescu: a statically linkable one. etc.

14:44:32 asciilifeform: too late, l0l

14:44:48 mircea_popescu: it specializes in being too late.

14:46:22 asciilifeform: the only reason this is not already sop is that loading a 40GB blockchain is rather conspicuous, even on a lamer's box

14:46:40 mircea_popescu: you don't need the chain.

14:46:41 asciilifeform: (and doing anything short of this opens you up to trickery)

14:46:49 davout: ..."

14:46:54 davout: whoops

14:46:57 asciilifeform: you need the chain for the same reason the rest of us need the chain

14:47:00 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 25100 @ 0.00054768 = 13.7468 BTC [-] {2}

14:47:08 mircea_popescu: whyssat ?

14:47:36 asciilifeform: to avoid being relocated to a parallel universe ?

14:47:47 mircea_popescu: no. but ima take this to encrypted.

14:48:45 punkman: why does parallel universe matter? local app must find the key in blockchain, verification is when the key works

14:49:01 *: asciilifeform bbl, off to fill the party's daily uranium quota for the nth five-year plan

14:51:17 mircea_popescu: asciilifeform http://dpaste.com/2T432C8

14:51:20 assbot: dpaste: 2T432C8 ... ( http://bit.ly/1GHQTwy )

14:52:05 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1850 @ 0.00054768 = 1.0132 BTC [-] {2}

14:52:37 mircea_popescu: inexplicably, tlp doesn't think Kristen Wiig is funny

14:52:41 mircea_popescu: /ironic

14:54:07 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3050 @ 0.00054395 = 1.659 BTC [-]

14:59:37 mircea_popescu: http://thelastpsychiatrist.com/2012/05/thank_god_the_heart_attack_gri.html << pretty great explanation on how psychological defenses work.

14:59:38 assbot: The Last Psychiatrist: Thank God The 'Heart Attack Grill' Is A Great Name; Also, How To Learn French ... ( http://bit.ly/1ixW46v )

15:07:39 mircea_popescu: "Take a look at Brandon. When media wants to depict a sex addict they depict the wealthy, the good looking, the powerful, the well hung. There are plenty of slimy basement dwelling janitor sex addicts out there, but they are represented as sex offenders. There are also plenty of gay sex addicts out there, but they are represented as gay. Both of you are dismissed, the world has no time for your nonsense. The sex a

15:07:39 mircea_popescu: ddicts we see in movies and on the news are: rock stars, politicians, sports guys, CEOs. If you think about the demo primed to receive this depiction of lothario as sex addict-- women over 35, i.e. the demo for Shame-- sex addiction needs to be seen as terrible because it is terrible for them. It may also be terrible for the sex addict, but fuck you, we have a society to run."

15:08:02 mircea_popescu: or, "how the women nobody can be bothered to fuck anymore are getting into everyone's business any chance they get".

15:09:04 mircea_popescu: "i know nothing about how kernels work but i'm 36 and i don't think the nielsen box in my house does enough to mess up society - here's some rephrasing i've done in my mysteriously abundant spare time"

15:11:33 mircea_popescu: " Sex addiction rarely breaks laws so it can't be punished, and there's no God so the immorality of it is debatable, i.e. inconsequential. It must be a disease, that way other people don't want to catch it. All psychiatric treatment of constructed syndromes isn't about cure but about regression to the mean, where mean= cubicle drone. " not even, just... please believe that monogynous fambly is the only fambly and it

15:11:34 mircea_popescu: really makes more sense for you to buy her a diamond than for her to turn tricks and bring you the money.

15:12:20 davout: imma read the article, this way i'll get to skip one third of the log :D

15:13:01 mircea_popescu: lol

15:13:17 mircea_popescu: i think it might be about three or four different oens tho

15:23:32 mircea_popescu: http://thelastpsychiatrist.com/2012/03/shame_is_the_desired_outcome.html << ayup, definitely. old farts trying to maintain relevancy by controlling the fucking activities of adolescents ? check.

15:23:34 assbot: The Last Psychiatrist: Shame Is The Desired Outcome ... ( http://bit.ly/1ixZ2Ip )

15:23:34 mircea_popescu: "That's the trick of Shame. "He's an attractive, wealthy, guy with a big penis (did you see it, ladies?) but he's not using it properly..." Brandon's sex addiction makes him very un-desirable, no one watches Shame and says, "wow, I want to be Brandon" and no woman says, "wow, I want to be with Brandon." The opposite is true for Tucker Max, who is popular with women, especially the very women that he "degrades." Now

15:23:34 mircea_popescu: what does the system do?

15:23:34 mircea_popescu: There's only one thing it can do: say that these women don't know better, that they're broken women from broken homes... that they're not real women."

15:31:15 mircea_popescu: but anyway, back to the basex. http://38.media.tumblr.com/4be8d52ee4358192d8ba7163e9b9b23c/tumblr_mp4c8gZKqs1sqhhcto1_250.gif

15:31:16 assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1iy00UU )

15:31:44 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 24550 @ 0.00055116 = 13.531 BTC [+]

15:34:37 shinohai: Just what the doctor ordered.

15:34:46 thestringpuller: ^- makes me think of dr. dre

15:35:16 shinohai: Dr. Dre would be in agreement with me on booty I am almost certain.

15:36:36 mircea_popescu: mk, have the full set http://64hz.tumblr.com/post/54120365215/oh-my-fucking-god

15:36:37 assbot: — OH MY FUCKING GOD ... ( http://bit.ly/1iy0BG6 )

15:37:13 mircea_popescu: (psa : if you're female, in your 20s and ~couldn't~ replace either girl at my option, you fail at life. practice more, this is important. reading jezbel is not.)

15:55:53 thestringpuller: hearn's newest article is so desperate, I can taste the fear.

16:02:09 asciilifeform: ;;later tell mircea_popescu http://dpaste.com/3WN40WF.txt

16:02:14 gribble: The operation succeeded.

16:02:30 mircea_popescu: how's the pluranium mines

16:02:40 davout: the smell from afar is going to be more than enough for me

16:03:19 *: asciilifeform continues on the way.

16:03:52 mircea_popescu: mayhap you're right.

16:07:33 thestringpuller: /wind 10

16:07:39 thestringpuller: >:(

16:10:22 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15371 @ 0.00054301 = 8.3466 BTC [-] {3}

16:45:39 mircea_popescu: !up keyless

16:45:58 mircea_popescu: !up iinaj

16:46:32 keyless: just listening today (mike_c at work). Don't have my key accessible.

16:48:00 mircea_popescu: cool

16:57:07 punkman: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CSjj1hcUkAAOMuC.jpg

16:57:08 assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1P6acCl )

17:05:11 keyless: http://www.csmonitor.com/Science/2015/1101/Antarctica-is-actually-gaining-ice-says-NASA.-Is-global-warming-over

17:05:11 assbot: Antarctica is actually gaining ice, says NASA. Is global warming over? - CSMonitor.com ... ( http://bit.ly/1kmuZEN )

17:05:28 keyless: for all the climate deniers in the room.

17:08:58 mircea_popescu: wait, we deny there's a climate ?

17:09:13 mircea_popescu: !up ascii_field

17:13:33 mircea_popescu: "This is how I know that anyone who says, "If only I could live in Mad Men time where you could pinch a girl's ass and not get in trouble for it" is going to be way disappointed if a TARDIS shows up, because they wouldn't pinch them back then, either, not because they are afraid of trouble but because they are afraid of girls. Exhibit A: you know what a TARDIS is."

17:14:01 mircea_popescu: motherfucker i only know what it is because i looked it up because you're fucking obsessed with it.

17:14:03 *: ascii_field was never able to fully hold in laughter when hearing of 'tardis'

17:14:04 mircea_popescu: hot damn.

17:14:31 mircea_popescu: never read blogs, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience!

17:15:02 ascii_field: (turned out, it was a time machine from an ancient british tv series where a multiverse-travelling demigod picks up british chix and fights alien vermin etc)

17:16:17 mircea_popescu: ftr : i've been here over a year and i've not pinched a single butt (the plain variety - on the street, uknown - let's not get into perversion) because a) they're short and b) they're petrified.

17:16:31 ascii_field: holy fuck

17:16:40 mircea_popescu: ascii_field wasn't it in that time traveling british thing with the guy with wild hair and the two kids ?

17:16:50 ascii_field: gcc 5.2 won't build gpg 1.4.

17:16:57 mircea_popescu: well yes

17:16:58 *: ascii_field falls down.

17:19:15 ascii_field: and not only,

17:19:18 ascii_field: but also https://github.com/manjaro/packages-core/issues/12

17:19:19 assbot: [linux] older LTS kernels are not compatible to gcc 5.1 · Issue #12 · manjaro/packages-core · GitHub ... ( http://bit.ly/1kmwToR )

17:19:26 ascii_field: and fuck knows what and where else.

17:20:40 mircea_popescu: yea

17:20:54 mircea_popescu: 5 branch was... revolutionary.

17:20:58 ascii_field: since when was this even considered acceptable by anybody with two braincells - for version n of a compiler to refuse to build something which n-epsilon did happily build ??!

17:21:16 mircea_popescu: what, you think systemd happened in a vacuum ?

17:22:07 ascii_field: it happened on that other planet where folks derp about 'desktop linux' and configure their boxes with mice etc

17:22:32 mircea_popescu: the strange idea being that they want to "fix" the kernel

17:23:17 mircea_popescu: !s Philip M?ller

17:23:18 assbot: 0 results for 'Philip M�ller' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=Philip+M%FCller

17:23:22 mircea_popescu: surprising.

17:24:30 ascii_field: wai wat

17:24:32 ascii_field: who

17:24:47 mircea_popescu: https://avatars2.githubusercontent.com/u/5050022?v=3

17:24:47 assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1kmxtD4 )

17:24:52 ascii_field: btw,

17:24:53 ascii_field: http://www.phoronix.com/forums/forum/phoronix/phoronix-test-suite/819180-gnupg-update-needed-build-failure-with-gcc

17:24:55 assbot: gnupg Update Needed (Build Failure with GCC) - Phoronix Forums ... ( http://bit.ly/1kmxrLt )

17:24:55 ascii_field: ^ it

17:25:08 ascii_field: gotta love it, 'update needed!!11111'

17:25:24 ascii_field: mircea_popescu: i don't know this face

17:25:45 mircea_popescu: what shall i answer to the who ?

17:26:39 ascii_field: müller

17:27:39 mircea_popescu: right but i mean you don't know the face you don't know the name, i guess "nobody" ?

17:28:06 mircea_popescu: some overenthusiastic derp, next in line to be hearn/poettering/blabla ?

17:28:33 ascii_field: evidently.

17:28:53 ascii_field: funny how the mug shot looks quite like poettering's

17:29:17 ascii_field: must be a 'secret handshake' of a kind.

17:30:34 mircea_popescu: what, being german ? the new black ?

17:30:43 mircea_popescu: 9 in 10 immigrant moslems agree.

17:30:55 ascii_field: l0lz

17:31:40 mircea_popescu: they got a whole system down there i hear, hussies babymomma while derps fuck up linux and wash dishes in the buff.

17:31:45 mircea_popescu: "the nordic system"

17:32:18 ascii_field: how do we say 'la illah ila allah muhammad rasul allah' in de ?

17:32:44 ascii_field: the no-dick system

17:33:14 mircea_popescu: hahahaa apt!

17:33:51 mircea_popescu: up there they got dat nodick system yo!

17:56:06 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 41041 @ 0.00055148 = 22.6333 BTC [+] {4}

18:01:53 asciilifeform: !up ascii_field

18:02:10 ascii_field: mircea_popescu et al: https://securelist.com/analysis/publications/72087/the-shade-encryptor-a-double-threat << example of ransomware written by folks who aren't retarded

18:02:15 assbot: The Shade Encryptor: a Double Threat - Securelist ... ( http://bit.ly/1P6gBxz )

18:02:43 ascii_field: (or, at least, palpably ~less~ retarded than earlier example)

18:03:30 thestringpuller: ascii_field: My Russian piano teacher enjoys your writing.

18:03:43 ascii_field: l0lwut

18:04:13 thestringpuller: i printed off your best bash's and showed them to him, and he was quite amused

18:04:22 thestringpuller: and he asked, "Is he Russian?"

18:04:42 ascii_field: which would these be

18:06:47 thestringpuller: http://bash.bitcoin-assets.com/?quote=433 << that was one of them

18:09:14 thestringpuller: i also asked him what a kolhoz, and he looked at me funny and said, "Those haven't existed in a long time. Although we are probably in one right now."

18:09:48 ascii_field: !b 1

18:09:49 assbot: Last 1 lines bashed and pending review. ( http://dpaste.com/1P2QATT.txt )

18:15:00 ascii_field: https://securelist.com/blog/research/71371/teslacrypt-2-0-disguised-as-cryptowall << while this is a typical tard:

18:15:07 assbot: TeslaCrypt 2.0 disguised as CryptoWall - Securelist ... ( http://bit.ly/1iyi1m9 )

18:15:35 ascii_field: 'The AES-256-CBC algorithm is used to encrypt files; all files are encrypted with the same key... In spite of the scary stories about RSA-2048 shown to victims, this encryption algorithm is not used by the malware in any form... The AES-256-CBC algorithm is used to encrypt files; all files are encrypted with the same key.'

18:15:59 ascii_field: oops

18:16:12 ascii_field: last quote was, rather,

18:16:14 ascii_field: 'C&C servers are located on the Tor network; the malware communicates with the C&Cs via public tor2web services.'

18:16:52 ascii_field: and even 'Versions 0.2.5 – 0.3.x saved the decryption key (with other data) in their own service file, key.dat. The area containing the key was zeroed out in the file only after completing encryption, making it possible to save the key by interrupting the encryptor’s operation (e.g., by turning off the computer). After this, the key could be extracted from key.dat and used to decrypt all files.'

18:22:03 ascii_field: in other nyooz,

18:22:05 ascii_field: https://threatpost.com/xen-patches-7-year-old-vm-escape-hypervisor-vulnerability/115206

18:22:07 assbot: Xen Patches VM Escape Vulnerability | Threatpost | The first stop for security news ... ( http://bit.ly/1P6ibiT )

18:23:21 ascii_field: what, the... 5th? FULL motherfucking vm escape this year ??

18:23:33 ascii_field: and these are just the burned ones.

18:23:40 deedbot-: [fraudsters] How is it the end ? - http://fraudsters.com/2015/how-is-it-the-end/

18:26:28 ascii_field: mircea_popescu: 'Worse, cynicism and aspirational branding aren't two opposite ends of a pole, they form a cycle: the chasm between your cynical view of real life and the perfect definition of the aspirational images in ads makes you even more cynical towards real life; which drives you further into the safety of branding. Which is why you drink.' << y'know, i'd appreciate tlp moar if he were not talking, in every odd

18:26:28 ascii_field: paragraph, to some demented mutants who i neither ever were nor ever met nor ever expect to meet

18:26:46 mircea_popescu: right.

18:27:20 ascii_field: i will admit, i would never even have known wtf is a 'patek philip' if not for tlp...

18:27:36 mircea_popescu: im trying, but he's not easily digestible.

18:27:56 mircea_popescu: one major problem is that he has some major fuctardry embedded. another one is that he insists in using shitty references.

18:28:07 mircea_popescu: yet another is the discoursive style - it's as if he never actually went to school.

18:28:11 mircea_popescu: which i guess he didn't, us college.

18:28:25 ascii_field: he assumes that (what he passes off as - i cannot compare it with any objective reality that i can access) usa 'pop culture' is a thing

18:28:34 ascii_field: a thing in the objective sense

18:29:16 mircea_popescu: myeah. disentangling this dead dependency is, i will want to point out, just as much a cognitive nightmare as fixing shit to compile with inane gcc or w/e

18:29:40 *: ascii_field can see it

18:30:00 mircea_popescu: btw : my first impulse when you made that quote was omfg i left it out of my last article, it should be in there! mad chase ensues to find it in source material, by the time i have contextualizatio0n ready i know where it should be in my article

18:30:03 mircea_popescu: lo and behold it is!

18:30:10 mircea_popescu: self-suckerpunch

18:30:11 ascii_field: l0lz

18:30:47 mircea_popescu: it's not even a problem of references per se, is the fucking issue. "don draper", big fucking deal.

18:31:08 mircea_popescu: but when i use throwaways i use them on the basis of something, whereas with him that something's not actually fully formed behind the throwaways

18:31:38 mircea_popescu: the reason you can't translate fraudsters from romanian to english IS NOT that you can't move the references. but he doesn't offer much in the way of this benefit.

18:32:05 ascii_field: reading tlp 'the aspirational images in ads makes you even more xxxxxxxx' feels quite like martian telling me 'your tentacles ache every day, which drives you to drink'

18:32:13 ascii_field: i don't have tentacles. really.

18:32:18 mircea_popescu: makes shit like "Short of cauterizing your own genitals, nothing seems like it would change who you are like speaking in an-other's language. Blech, I'd rather wear someone else's underwear, no thanks, I'll take the 12 credits but no way am I retaining anything. "Well, science says you lose the ability to learn languages as you get older." Oh, did NPR just interview TED? Dummies in other countries and dummies in t

18:32:18 mircea_popescu: he CIA learn as adults, are they all using different science? An American describes another American who is fluent in French as "oh my God, he's so smart, he speaks French and everything" but this statement is easily unmasked as a defense by getting him to describe a Frenchman who speaks English: "well, they all speak English over there." The bilingualism is robbed of the "intelligence" signification because it's see

18:32:19 mircea_popescu: n as customary.... who they are. America is a branded-identity nation, which means hearing yourself speak in not-your accent, with not-your vocabulary sounds very not-you, which is why when an American tries to speak French he feels self-conscious, but the Frenchman hearing it feels you aren't even trying. He'd be wrong, you are trying: trying not to become French."

18:32:24 mircea_popescu: even more fucking insulting

18:32:29 mircea_popescu: TU QUOQUE, MOTHERFUCKER!

18:32:50 mircea_popescu: !up ascii_field

18:33:21 ascii_field: actually, here he describes something vaguely real:

18:33:36 *: ascii_field sees no end of civilians derping at him re 'languages omfg111!!111'

18:33:46 mircea_popescu: of course it's real

18:33:52 mircea_popescu: the problem is he isn't fucking applying it to himself!

18:33:59 ascii_field: 'holy fuck, you speak language!'

18:38:55 phf: "he knows english better then any american i know" well, that says something about ~americans you know~

18:41:40 mircea_popescu: word.

18:53:02 ascii_field: http://i.imgur.com/zTyfHGs.jpg

18:53:02 assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1N9Lw5W )

18:53:40 mircea_popescu: where's the butt!

18:53:47 ascii_field: a chick's, i'm told

18:53:51 ascii_field: and is that piss on the front ?

18:54:09 ascii_field: (typical failure mode of a chinese office chair - converts to stake.)

18:55:32 ascii_field: http://business.asiaone.com/news/woman-badly-injured-exploding-computer-chair << not this one, but apparently ~another~ similar breakage

18:55:33 assbot: Woman badly injured by exploding computer chair, News, News, AsiaOne Business News ... ( http://bit.ly/1Q2mOL4 )

18:59:46 fluffypony: https://www.etsy.com/listing/183254040/office-hijinks-award-ribbon-outstanding

18:59:48 assbot: Office Hijinks Award Ribbon: Outstanding by PositiveCynic on Etsy ... ( http://bit.ly/1N9NrYg )

18:59:49 fluffypony: that is awesome

18:59:55 phf: fuck this i'm moving tostanding desk

19:00:47 kakobrekla: or get a decent chair?

19:03:21 asciilifeform: !up ascii_field

19:03:37 ascii_field: kakobrekla: 'decent' is what? an old cable spool ?

19:04:48 mircea_popescu: lubed.

19:05:32 ascii_field: unrelatedly,

19:05:41 ascii_field: does anyone else find that http://www.loper-os.org/pub/mpi/mpi.tar.gz.sig will NOT download in any ver of firefox ?

19:05:42 assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1NN0yBr )

19:05:47 ascii_field: 'network error'

19:05:54 mircea_popescu: tbh i have no idea how these accidents are supposed to occur - every air cusjopm i ever saw had this 2mm steel plate protecting the butthole.

19:06:05 mircea_popescu: supposedly the failing chamber pierced that ? with what.

19:06:14 ascii_field: the piston.

19:06:22 mircea_popescu: not enough pressure, plox to math it

19:06:25 ascii_field: (plastic piston-head)

19:06:44 ascii_field: did math it. it is vaguely possible ~if and only if~ the user drops into the chair

19:06:50 ascii_field: from a metre or so up

19:07:00 mircea_popescu: wellookthen

19:07:23 mircea_popescu: ascii_field downloaded/saved. ff 20.0

19:07:28 ascii_field: hm.

19:07:59 mircea_popescu: maybe if the piston was tungsten tipped or some nutty shit.

19:08:13 ascii_field: steel pistonrod, plastic head.

19:08:20 ascii_field: no buttplate.

19:08:57 mircea_popescu: i just looked, it's there.

19:09:11 ascii_field: hm.

19:09:23 kakobrekla: omg chair progress

19:18:30 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23000 @ 0.00054288 = 12.4862 BTC [-] {4}

19:36:31 thestringpuller: ;;google robot rock

19:36:32 gribble: Daft Punk - Robot Rock - YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFZjqVnWBhc; Daft Punk - Robot Rock (Official audio) - YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdeYwObD-j4; Robot Rock (song) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robot_Rock_(song)

19:54:42 ben_vulpes: entrance fee to casita vulpes has evolved into "hot meal, diapers, and a bottle of moet"

19:55:06 mircea_popescu: lmao

19:55:18 mircea_popescu: why moet ?

19:55:40 ben_vulpes: and yeah moet schmoet, but i want to *see* my friends

19:55:59 mircea_popescu: in other news, "There are, in fact, fairy tales about women with agency, and your article would have been even stronger if you knew them (but it's understandable that you don't). "The Girl Without Hands" for one, and a fairy tale retelling of the Psyche and Eros legend, "East of the Sun and West of the Moon". (The retelling is better than the Greek legend, where Psyche is deus ex machina'd at the end. She does at least

19:55:59 mircea_popescu: make choices and take risks along the way, though.) There are also loads of Native American fairy tales with women who have agency."

19:56:12 mircea_popescu: god damned it... "this is better than the greek myth because i like it more"

19:56:22 mircea_popescu: you fail at comprehending wtf anything is, anon derpy female comentator on tlp site.

19:56:42 ben_vulpes: i am also going to have to redo al of my keybindings for single handed use

19:56:55 ben_vulpes: all*

19:57:09 mircea_popescu: and psyche is supposed to be a fucking object. that is THE POINT of that particular story (fuck you myth legend bs words you don't even comprehend. story is good enough for pedestrians).

19:57:25 mircea_popescu: and yes it's a pity idiots don't know greek. how about penelope, not enough agency ?

19:57:43 mircea_popescu: how about fucking athena, to this day the avatar of agency - stupid bitch came out of her father's head pointy end first

19:57:51 mircea_popescu: like to this day comes out of my fucking head.

19:58:29 mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes not that i imagine i can keep up with the vulpes, but - i ok'd remodelling of a bathroom. in wax.

19:58:42 ben_vulpes: wax?!

19:58:44 mircea_popescu: yes.

19:59:00 ben_vulpes: plz fosr to splain, boss

19:59:15 mircea_popescu: for the wall to be covered in wax drip so you can attach candles to it so they drip in the bath!

19:59:25 mircea_popescu: and stubs on the faucets and whatnot.

19:59:35 ben_vulpes: aha

19:59:57 ben_vulpes: notbad dot urmom

20:00:06 mircea_popescu: mymom was never this cool.

20:00:41 ben_vulpes: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=02-11-2015#1314037 << epic

20:00:41 assbot: Logged on 02-11-2015 18:09:14; thestringpuller: i also asked him what a kolhoz, and he looked at me funny and said, "Those haven't existed in a long time. Although we are probably in one right now."

20:06:42 deedbot-: [BitBet Bets Bets] 5.00000000 BTC on 'Yes' - Bitcoin to top $400 before January 2016 - http://bitbet.us/bet/1170/bitcoin-to-top-400-before-january-2016/#b36

20:08:09 ben_vulpes: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=02-11-2015#1314104 << congirmed.

20:08:09 assbot: Logged on 02-11-2015 19:05:41; ascii_field: does anyone else find that http://www.loper-os.org/pub/mpi/mpi.tar.gz.sig will NOT download in any ver of firefox ?

20:08:35 ben_vulpes: 39.0.3

20:09:12 mircea_popescu: !up asoltys

20:09:46 ben_vulpes: in other news, america has retardified even midwives

20:10:30 ben_vulpes: "is my child at risk?

20:10:44 ben_vulpes: "i uh well YES"

20:10:48 ben_vulpes: "how?"

20:11:01 ben_vulpes: "the doula will tell you more" /scoot

20:11:20 ben_vulpes: women's spaces.

20:11:38 ben_vulpes: lovely feels, no rigor or discipline.

20:11:46 mircea_popescu: at risk of what ?

20:12:31 ben_vulpes: well nothing specific you see just uh statistics that she couldnt understand much less explain.

20:12:57 mircea_popescu: your kid is at risk of nothing speciffic ?

20:13:01 mircea_popescu: what is this, oregon ?

20:13:08 ben_vulpes: america.

20:13:24 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 58986 @ 0.00054035 = 31.8731 BTC [-] {3}

20:13:34 ben_vulpes: hopitalcorp tmrceteras

20:13:59 mircea_popescu: i'm sure it'll be fine.

20:14:45 mircea_popescu: http://disneyporn.com/category/disney-jasmine-porn/ << check out the awesome protective power of being the richest corporation in all of the us fictive economy.

20:14:46 assbot: Disney Jasmine Porn - Disney cartoon porn ... ( http://bit.ly/1Q2su7H )

20:14:57 ben_vulpes: of course it will. she was just flailing in the presence of apparently the first rigid cock she'd seen in a decade.

20:15:00 mircea_popescu: i gotta host with whoever's hosting these dudes.

20:16:13 mircea_popescu: leaseweb netherlands ? srsly ?

20:16:16 ben_vulpes: in other nyooz, i learned that the confederated tribes of the grande rhonde very intentionally do not meet curation standards or participate in the repatriation scemes.

20:17:52 ben_vulpes: /they/ regularly circulate ancestors about the tribe.

20:18:36 mircea_popescu: i have no idea what any of that is ?

20:19:45 asciilifeform: !up ascii_field

20:19:47 ascii_field: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=02-11-2015#1314152 << oh FORSUXXAKE

20:19:47 assbot: Logged on 02-11-2015 20:08:09; ben_vulpes: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=02-11-2015#1314104 << congirmed.

20:21:06 ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: "curation standards" would be "lock all of your holy relics up in slidy climate controlled shelving units and never let anyone touch them"

20:21:39 mircea_popescu: who is suxxake

20:22:10 ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: "repatriation schemes" would be "kiss the ring and the usg will pressure holders of your holy artifacts to return them"

20:22:48 mircea_popescu: uh.

20:23:10 ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: confederated tribes of grande rhonde is a convenient political box for a myriad of small tribes along the length of the willamette and parts of the columbia.

20:24:35 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15868 @ 0.00054144 = 8.5916 BTC [+]

20:34:16 mircea_popescu: well... good for them then

20:35:40 mircea_popescu: http://thelastpsychiatrist.com/images/twilight-moms.jpg

20:35:41 assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1RpWKXW )

20:36:57 mircea_popescu: "Deconstuctionists like to ask easy questions like, "why is a story for 15 year old girls so popular among middle aged women?" They asked this about Twilight, too, but it's not at all surprising that these books are popular among middle aged women who still secretly believe women are second behind men. Not in terms of theoretical potential, perhaps, but they've grown up in a world with enough experiences that they ca

20:36:58 mircea_popescu: n't shake it. It's still a man's world.

20:36:58 mircea_popescu: The real question is why it's popular among 15 year old girls? 15 year old girls should, in theory, have grown up without 1970s sexism. Schools are hypervigilant about fostering girls development, and there are enough female everythings that it's not remarkable that there are female anythings."

20:37:21 mircea_popescu: heh, fucktarded douchery. soviet romania had female everythings, and they all beelined to home where they cooked for the family anyway.

20:37:52 mircea_popescu: what, ustards are amazed that they applied the principles of 1950s soviet feminism, got the results of 1970s soviet society and WHOA WHO COULD HAVE PREDICTED ?!?!?!

20:37:59 mircea_popescu: im sure it was going to have been different that time.

20:38:29 mircea_popescu: it.is.always.going.to.be.a.mans.world.

20:38:45 mircea_popescu: now go out and make sure there's enough men, forget climate fucking change.

20:40:14 ascii_field: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=02-11-2015#1314175 << very favoured by malware artists for some reason

20:40:14 assbot: Logged on 02-11-2015 20:16:13; mircea_popescu: leaseweb netherlands ? srsly ?

20:50:14 thestringpuller: only retarded teeny bopper girls and 40 year old housewives actually take Hunger Games/Twilight seriously...

20:53:47 trinque: "only" is perhaps not the best term to use to describe the majority

20:56:37 ben_vulpes: ascii_field: http://www.grindwork.com/site/node/34

20:56:39 assbot: Grindwork Thinking Server | Grindwork Corporation ... ( http://bit.ly/1RnGC9f )

21:01:56 asciilifeform: !up ascii_field

21:01:59 ascii_field: wtf am i looking at, ben_vulpes

21:02:05 ben_vulpes: I DON'T KNOW EITHER

21:02:23 ascii_field: l0l expertsystems are back!!11111

21:02:29 ascii_field: or so claims the site.

21:02:31 ben_vulpes: but it looks like some sort of prolog/cl-y saas thinger?

21:02:45 ben_vulpes: well what is an expert system but a tidy formalization of bizlawgic?

21:03:02 ascii_field: wtf with the stripped parens

21:03:09 ben_vulpes: mhm

21:03:14 mircea_popescu: http://thelastpsychiatrist.com/images/attachment%20parenting.jpg

21:03:15 assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1GZKKMh )

21:03:19 ascii_field: 'let's introduce inconsistency!!! customer will LOVE it'

21:03:30 ascii_field: the moar arbitrary the better!

21:03:44 ben_vulpes: oh come now, didn't macsyma do the same thing?

21:04:37 ben_vulpes: maxima, perhaps.

21:04:56 ben_vulpes: o hey same diff

21:05:05 ascii_field: maxima has a matlabesque infix syntax iirc

21:05:05 ben_vulpes: DERP OF COURSE those names.

21:06:02 thestringpuller: trinque: quite depressing how the majority has the same mindset as the teeny boppers.

21:06:33 thestringpuller: interestingly, the goths burned down a hot topic to get rid of the teeny boppers in south park, but 3 more popped up.

21:08:49 mircea_popescu: https://twitter.com/msjamielynne << remarkably, chick is still there a few years later doing the exact same thing.

21:08:50 assbot: Jamie Lynne Grumet (@MsJamieLynne) | Twitter ... ( http://bit.ly/1GZMo0b )

21:08:58 mircea_popescu: if only men had the unyielding dedication of cockroaches.

21:09:22 ascii_field: http://www.loper-os.org/pub/mpi/mpi-genesis.tar.gz.sig doesn't load in any version of 'chrome' or 'chromium' also.

21:09:23 assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1GZMvcm )

21:09:25 ascii_field: wtf ??

21:10:10 ascii_field: and http://www.loper-os.org/pub/mpi/mpi-genesis.tar DOWNLOADS MOTHERFUCKING PARTIALLY

21:10:11 assbot: 404 Not Found ... ( http://bit.ly/1GZMJA6 )

21:10:21 ascii_field: .tar.gz that is

21:10:34 mircea_popescu: your lowbrowsers are too new.

21:10:35 ascii_field: on ALL graphical www browsers i tested

21:11:11 mircea_popescu: it probably conflicts with unicode magic packets.

21:14:24 thestringpuller: Samuel: "mommy why can't humans work together like ants?" - good question. << the actual fuck?

21:14:43 thestringpuller: aside from humans not being eusocial....

21:15:08 mircea_popescu: so she's raising a future cuckold, good for her.

21:15:45 mircea_popescu: hopefully she leaves him money, it's a lot better when the cuck also "owns" the place

21:16:43 lobbes: ascii_field: I can confirm the same behavior on my graphical winblowz browsers (Firefox, Chrome). On Firefox, I get additional message of 'MrTAHIXE.sig.part could not be saved, because the source file could not be read.'

21:17:34 mircea_popescu: this is pretty weird, in fairness.

21:17:46 lobbes: can download just fine using 'wget' via my debian server. very odd

21:17:46 kakobrekla: lol. try ie?

21:18:01 thestringpuller: !b 1

21:18:05 assbot: Last 1 lines bashed and pending review. ( http://dpaste.com/3VE1HHM.txt )

21:18:05 ascii_field: ;;later tell mod6 feature request for your 'v' - degrade gracefully if the graphing lib thing is absent plz

21:18:05 gribble: The operation succeeded.

21:18:28 ascii_field: lobbes: wget works fine

21:18:40 lobbes: kakobrekla: funny enough, IE can download it

21:18:49 kakobrekla: ms ftw!!

21:18:53 lobbes: lol

21:19:05 ascii_field: lobbes: didja diff it with the wget'ed copy ?

21:19:12 ascii_field: and actually gpg --verify ... ?

21:19:25 lobbes: haven't tried verifying anything yet

21:21:31 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20300 @ 0.00053998 = 10.9616 BTC [-] {3}

21:22:09 mircea_popescu: "Also, who gives a shit about what you buy? Everyone buys all the same things all the time; that's why those items are always stocked. You're not special. Nobody cares."

21:22:10 BingoBoingo: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=02-11-2015#1313926 << A lot of 'Muricans develop an aversion to a certain kind of comedian who does the exagerated voice thing. Prolly blame Pualy Shore et al.

21:22:10 assbot: Logged on 02-11-2015 14:52:37; mircea_popescu: inexplicably, tlp doesn't think Kristen Wiig is funny

21:22:21 ben_vulpes: and you do?

21:22:54 ben_vulpes: the "and i'm with my me" bit was kinda chortleworthy but it was written by snl staff.

21:23:46 mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo she was brought to me as an offering, she is now a stock character for 1970s/1980s born too ugly to be a slut too lazy to cheerlead i know i wanna-be a writer i-m-going-to-new-york to be discovered if it worked for horseface whatshername why not me!"

21:24:29 BingoBoingo: A lot of those.

21:24:40 mircea_popescu: yeah but we'll just call all of them kristen wiig

21:25:04 mircea_popescu: just like we call "academic" "cultured" "feminists" luce.

21:25:26 mircea_popescu: i should probably write this bestiary sometime.

21:29:48 ben_vulpes: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=09-05-2014#668309 << dafuq does DoE have to do with revenue, hm?

21:29:48 assbot: Logged on 09-05-2014 20:30:36; bitcoinpete: hashfast vp of engineering: Amy most recently came from Engine Yard, where in less than two years she went from Senior Developer to Director of Engineering. She oversaw the development of the flagship product, EY Cloud, growing revenue by over 60% in one year.

21:33:31 ben_vulpes: any time I see these "oversaw/responsible for revenue of blablablah" all sorts of alarms go off.

21:37:47 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18650 @ 0.00054144 = 10.0979 BTC [+]

21:39:39 lobbes: !up ascii_field

21:39:40 ben_vulpes: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=27-09-2014#846710 << root of trinary use in your vm, ascii_field?

21:39:40 assbot: Logged on 27-09-2014 03:04:39; asciilifeform: i've argued in the past that you have to ditch... binary. if you want to be rid of the 'floating point' abomination.

21:40:25 ben_vulpes: ;;ticker

21:40:27 gribble: Bitfinex BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 362.01, Best ask: 362.49, Bid-ask spread: 0.48000, Last trade: 362.0, 24 hour volume: 54872.8243685, 24 hour low: 324.6, 24 hour high: 361.89, 24 hour vwap: None

21:40:33 lobbes: ascii_field: I *was* able to verify mpi-genesis.tar.gz.sig (downloaded from IE); yet to diff with wget version

21:41:09 *: ben_vulpes would love to see them both verify and anything show up in the diff

21:45:29 BingoBoingo: ;;ticker --market all

21:45:29 ben_vulpes: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=21-06-2013#95569 << mircea_popescu, sauce?

21:45:29 assbot: Logged on 21-06-2013 22:58:29; mircea_popescu: "The relationship between the fandom and the actual profession is always, absolutely always and without exception one of extraction. Specifically, resources are sucked out of the fandom for the benefit of the profession."

21:45:36 gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD last: 363.0, vol: 39772.82719078 | BTC-E BTCUSD last: 328.0, vol: 24781.05918 | Bitfinex BTCUSD last: 363.9, vol: 61930.32937046 | CampBX BTCUSD last: 406.03, vol: 10.57156055 | BTCChina BTCUSD last: 367.964352, vol: 62242.05660000 | Kraken BTCUSD last: 349.50003, vol: 221.85927038 | Bitcoin-Central BTCUSD last: 334.742776, vol: 206.30220259 | Volume-weighted last (1 more message)

21:45:38 BingoBoingo: ;;more

21:45:39 gribble: average: 360.298770867

21:46:20 thestringpuller: ben_vulpes: http://fraudsters.com/2013/youre-the-guy-who-wasnt-good-enough-to-sling-dope/

21:46:34 ben_vulpes: dang, thestringpuller.

21:50:12 ben_vulpes: and an excellent re-read in the context of the catcode link

22:01:58 mircea_popescu: !up tcrypt

22:02:09 lobbes: ascii_field: I can now confirm that both verify, and the checksums match. odd indeed

22:02:11 mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes sling dope one

22:02:28 mircea_popescu: http://fraudsters.com/2013/youre-the-guy-who-wasnt-good-enough-to-sling-dope/

22:02:28 assbot: "You're the guy who wasn't good enough to sling dope." on fraudsters - A blog by Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1KURshq )

22:05:31 mircea_popescu: oh tsp beat me to it!

22:05:39 mircea_popescu: i think it might be his favourite fraudsters piece

22:17:03 mircea_popescu: "Here are the seven most important sciences according to the NYT:; ; 1. Sociology; 2. Political science; 4. Climate science; 5. Science fiction; 7. NPR; ; 8. Law"

22:17:25 btcdrak: read the last paragraph of mike's reply a year ago https://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/2jhzxq/linus_regrets_how_insults_damaged_the_linux/clbz87r

22:17:26 assbot: mike_hearn comments on Linus regrets how insults damaged the Linux community and we can do better ... ( http://bit.ly/1KUUwKD )

22:18:34 ben_vulpes: wahaha mircea_popescu sauce for the nyt bit?

22:19:03 mircea_popescu: http://thelastpsychiatrist.com/2012/05/5_signs_your_child_is_a_psycho.html

22:19:05 assbot: The Last Psychiatrist: 5 Signs Your Child Is a Psychopath, According To The NYT ... ( http://bit.ly/1KUUW3w )

22:19:56 mircea_popescu: btcdrak you don't understand etc

22:20:16 btcdrak: "I think it's clear now that actually getting Bitcoin to the fabled seven transactions per second will be a lot of hard work, unless someone comes up with a new SatoshiDice like business model that results in huge demand for transactions. If things continue on their present path, scalability is really the least of our concerns - increasing usage is."

22:20:24 btcdrak: -mike hearn

22:22:17 mircea_popescu: my sarcasm!

22:24:57 ben_vulpes: bitcoin is useless for most people, nyooz at !1eleven!!teen

22:26:27 mircea_popescu: "In America, everything is a commodity, everything has a price. So when post-gold standard capitalism gets access to everything except the secret desires of women, it will necessarily create a mechanism to get them, too, i.e. some media to take the bullet as pervert so women can be free to talk in exchange for men quietly listening in. It took a decade but the system worked: Howard Stern was the inevitable synthesis of

22:26:28 mircea_popescu: feminism and Reaganomics, which is a sentence you will never read anywhere else."

22:26:29 mircea_popescu: holy shit.

22:26:40 mircea_popescu: that is the best stern blurb i ever heard.

22:31:14 mircea_popescu: http://thelastpsychiatrist.com/2012/06/amy_schumer_offers_you_a_look.html <<< where we find where alf got the idea for the vertical monitor

22:31:16 assbot: The Last Psychiatrist: Amy Schumer Offers You A Look Into Your Soul ... ( http://bit.ly/1LMP8Nu )

22:37:46 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 38610 @ 0.00055058 = 21.2579 BTC [+] {2}

22:50:15 asciilifeform: !up ascii_field

22:50:40 ascii_field: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=02-11-2015#1314309 << from xerox dorado..?

22:50:40 assbot: Logged on 02-11-2015 22:31:14; mircea_popescu: http://thelastpsychiatrist.com/2012/06/amy_schumer_offers_you_a_look.html <<< where we find where alf got the idea for the vertical monitor

22:57:45 thestringpuller: TLP is awesome, but does anyone else find the google ads a bit obnoxious?

22:58:49 mircea_popescu: !up RBLP

22:58:58 mircea_popescu: thestringpuller you've not nullrouted google ads ?

23:00:13 thestringpuller: not at work

23:00:37 thestringpuller: at home, not even hulu can show me ads

23:00:46 thestringpuller: courtesy of girlfriend

23:03:51 ascii_field: thestringpuller: almost unreadable on pocket toys, tabletz, etc

23:03:57 ascii_field: on account of the pestilential ads

23:04:06 ascii_field: have to go find a real computer, yes

23:06:36 jurov: which mpi.tar.gz misdownloads? the one on ml?

23:09:39 jurov: http://therealbitcoin.org/ml/btc-dev/2015-October/000175.html downloaded with firefox and verified okay

23:09:40 assbot: [BTC-dev] MPI Genesis. (Possibly Off-Topic!) ... ( http://bit.ly/1WnNZnL )

23:16:01 mircea_popescu: http://thelastpsychiatrist.com/2012/06/amy_schumer_offers_you_a_look.html << tlp goes to great lengths to justify to himself the fact that even though he'd love to, he doesn't get to fuck two women while they're sucking each other off.

23:16:03 assbot: The Last Psychiatrist: Amy Schumer Offers You A Look Into Your Soul ... ( http://bit.ly/1LMP8Nu )

23:16:53 mircea_popescu: this apparently HAS GOT TO be a lot more complexicated than "well... he never said "take your clothes off and mount her" to any woman"

23:22:32 hanbot: deedbot- http://thewhet.net/han/mpifpc4_102015.txt.asc

23:22:35 deedbot-: accepted: 1

23:45:53 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18268 @ 0.00055153 = 10.0754 BTC [+]

23:59:38 phf: asciilifeform: did you see my message about leftover i18n stuff in mpi?