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00:00:55 kyuupichan: Every 60 blocks, apart from the first one, since the diff increase has been slower than 10hrs. Some hashpower is gonna have to appear soon to make it up and stop a fall.

00:01:21 kyuupichan: Wonder where it all went.

00:06:21 mircea_popescu: trinque you can't encrypt "from within" in that context i dont think

00:07:39 mircea_popescu: kyuupichan people been so burned on diff bets...

00:07:49 mircea_popescu: look through the logs. it keeps looking that way, but then... nope.

00:08:06 kyuupichan: I'm well up on diff bets. Got utterly fucked on the Gox 1st March bet tho.

00:08:41 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 56 @ 0.03273408 = 1.8331 BTC [-] {7}

00:08:53 kyuupichan: Biggest money launderers in fiat complain about money laundering potential of bitcoin

00:08:55 kyuupichan: http://www.rte.ie/news/business/2014/0703/628309-bitfin-conference/

00:08:55 assbot: Central Bank official warns on Bitcoin impact - RTÉ News

00:11:48 mircea_popescu: i wonder how long till the hos figure out the prize for bitching is beating, and they really wanna line up in here ready to suck us off.

00:12:21 mircea_popescu: who the fuck asked fiat bankers what they think on any topic ? what's next, asking the primitive tribes in africa about interspatial flight ?

00:20:06 mircea_popescu: ;;later tell kakobrekla hey let's improve the odds calculator for bitbet. Calculator: placing a winning BTC bet on:Yes pays: 1.46984385 BTC No pays: 2.41177082 BTC should read : Yes pays: 1.46984385 BTC (~47/100) No pays: 2.41177082 BTC (~141/100). it's fucktarded, but some people are used to it.

00:20:07 gribble: The operation succeeded.

00:21:22 mike_c: hey, what about american odds?

00:21:43 mircea_popescu: which are those ?

00:21:56 mike_c: +141 and -213

00:22:12 mircea_popescu: a

00:22:23 BingoBoingo: mike_c: You don't even use those, you use decimal odds!

00:22:34 mike_c: who the hell can understand american odds

00:24:52 mircea_popescu: ;;later tell kakobrekla apparently also moneyline ( moneyline = (-100) / (decimal -1) , so 1.46984385 BTC (~47/100 ; −212.83)

00:24:53 gribble: The operation succeeded.

00:26:38 mircea_popescu: ;;later tell kakobrekla except if it's over 2, then it's (decimal-1)/100, so 2.41177082 BTC (~141/100 ; +141.17)

00:26:38 gribble: The operation succeeded.

00:26:58 mircea_popescu: pretty fucktarded, the moneyline system

00:27:01 mike_c: * 100, but he'll get it

00:28:57 mike_c: given that I have been more exposed to american odds than anything else, I don't think I am biased when I say decimal odds are by far the best method.

00:29:12 mircea_popescu: i don't think an argument can be had there.

00:30:44 mircea_popescu: anyway, by not simplifying the fractions i think we'll be doing a lot to ease brits into sanity.

00:31:28 BingoBoingo: Well, most Asian odds are fractional anyway right?

00:31:55 mircea_popescu: i have no idea

00:33:41 BingoBoingo: %t

00:33:44 atcbot: [X-BT] Bid: 201 Ask: 250 Last Price: 200 24h-Vol: 61k High: 229 Low: 199 VWAP: 218

00:33:57 BingoBoingo: %d

00:33:58 atcbot: [ATC Diff] Current Diff: 785138.67 Est. Next Diff: 1100005.78 in 1971 blocks (#40320) Est. % Change: 40.10

00:34:11 BingoBoingo: %ob

00:34:12 atcbot: 19k@272 724@270 709@250 | 45k@201 30k@200 898k@199

00:37:19 BingoBoingo: %tslb

00:37:20 atcbot: 0 minutes and 0 seconds ago (right now!)

00:41:13 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5950 @ 0.00081638 = 4.8575 BTC [+]

00:44:50 BingoBoingo: ;;bc,stats

00:44:52 gribble: Current Blocks: 309086 | Current Difficulty: 1.6818461371161112E10 | Next Difficulty At Block: 310463 | Next Difficulty In: 1377 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 1 week, 2 days, 16 hours, 43 minutes, and 56 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 15931508982.8 | Estimated Percent Change: -5.27368

00:46:20 mircea_popescu: http://bitbet.us/bet/762/neobee-orphaned-in-2014/

00:46:20 assbot: BitBet - NeoBee Orphaned in 2014 :: 0.96 B (88%) on Yes, 0.13 B (12%) on No | closed 3 months 2 hours ago

00:46:24 mircea_popescu: jesus that bet.

00:49:51 BingoBoingo: That was one of the better small pots. Seems there was no reason to put any money on "No" though

00:50:30 mircea_popescu: nuts that it called it one month early.

00:51:17 BingoBoingo: Well, I write bets gud. Like this time I bet against people I know IRL http://bitbet.us/bet/312/npda-college-debate-championship-2013-mckendree-college/

00:51:17 assbot: BitBet - NPDA College Debate Championship 2013 - McKendree College to win :: 2.35 B (34%) on Yes, 4.5 B (66%) on No | closed 1 year 3 months ago

00:52:24 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1624 @ 0.00081638 = 1.3258 BTC [+]

00:54:29 mircea_popescu: ;;diff

00:54:29 gribble: 1.6818461371161112E10

00:54:42 BingoBoingo: %ob

00:54:43 atcbot: 19k@272 724@270 709@250 | 250k@225 45k@201 30k@200

00:57:29 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4776 @ 0.00081638 = 3.899 BTC [+]

00:57:32 []bot: Bet created: "Bitcoin difficulty >= 72B on or before Christmas" http://bitbet.us/bet/990/

00:58:41 BingoBoingo: http://deadspin.com/yankees-reliever-suspended-50-games-for-fun-drugs-1599845051

00:58:41 assbot: Yankees Reliever Suspended 50 Games For Fun Drugs

00:59:47 BingoBoingo: ^ If you can you must

01:03:19 BingoBoingo: Apocalyptic: What is this maximum open orders bullshit?

01:06:05 mircea_popescu: !up noirotica

01:06:38 mircea_popescu: is this deadspin site a gawker property ?

01:06:43 mircea_popescu: same idiotic native css

01:07:43 trinque: let the athletes do their drugs, I say.

01:08:14 trinque: imagine a hockey game where the players are all jacked on amphetamines

01:08:17 trinque: now that's excitement

01:08:40 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 45 @ 0.01170499 = 0.5267 BTC [-] {4}

01:08:55 mircea_popescu: trinque you dont grok the economics involved.

01:09:04 mike_c: mircea_popescu: yes.. part of the "gawker media group". bingo is addicted. probably worse for his liver than drinking.

01:09:27 mircea_popescu: hockey thrives on us and canada advertising. that advertising sells to males. males are pussies, and will only watc h the sport if the woman in charge of them allows it.

01:09:41 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 279 @ 0.01166006 = 3.2532 BTC [-] {2}

01:09:45 mircea_popescu: women are mentally ill, and will not allow them watch it if it's bloody.

01:09:58 mircea_popescu: your proposal goes against the very point of hockey, which is ad revenue.

01:10:06 mircea_popescu: mike_c i can see it.

01:10:14 []bot: Bet placed: 1 BTC for No on "Bitcoin difficulty >= 72B on or before Christmas" http://bitbet.us/bet/990/ Odds: 1(Y):99(N) by coin, 1(Y):99(N) by weight. Total bet: 1.1 BTC. Current weight: 99,995.

01:10:22 BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: It is generally it is the less retarded one, but still awfully retarded

01:10:42 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 61 @ 0.01151556 = 0.7024 BTC [-] {3}

01:14:21 trinque: mircea_popescu: that's mighty MRA of you

01:14:43 mircea_popescu: ;;ud mra

01:14:44 gribble: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=MRA | MRA. Acronym for a group called Men's Rights Activists. I.E. - A bunch of whiny pedantic morons that think there is some vast Illuminati feminist conspiracy while  ...

01:14:59 mircea_popescu: o srsly ?

01:15:46 mircea_popescu: ok, so you telling me that if hockey was offensive to every woman you knew, like on the level of infant snuff videos offensive, you'd still watch it ?

01:16:07 trinque: I'm not aware of a vast female campaign against hockey

01:16:32 mircea_popescu: wasn't what i said was it ?

01:16:55 trinque: something something mentally ill something blood

01:17:04 trinque: anyhow this is not something I am deeply concerned about

01:17:48 mircea_popescu: interesting approach.

01:18:07 mircea_popescu: you may find that the noun-only filter doesn't work equally well in all environments.

01:18:09 mike_c: <+mircea_popescu> ok, so you telling me that if hockey was offensive to every woman you knew << he still watches porn.

01:18:30 trinque: mircea_popescu: "women are mentally ill"

01:18:43 trinque: that's 15 year old boy level discourse right there

01:18:43 mircea_popescu: this is arguing for "men's rights" ?

01:18:49 mircea_popescu: ...

01:19:13 mircea_popescu: you think north american women are, generally speaking, mentally healthy ?!

01:19:51 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 103 @ 0.01033644 = 1.0647 BTC [-] {4}

01:19:54 trinque: I think most modern humans are not mentally healthy, and that the distinction has nothing to do with gender

01:20:20 trinque: although if you want to find a reason, taking a look at the patriarchial relationships between men would be a good place to start

01:20:36 mircea_popescu: but this contextualization is absolutely irrelevant.

01:20:47 mircea_popescu: my argument doesn't hinge on the mental health of anyone else outside the identified group.

01:21:01 trinque: mircea_popescu: you're backpedaling from "bitches be crazy"

01:21:03 trinque: :p

01:21:09 mircea_popescu: if i tell you how the internal combustion engine works and i include a mention of gasoline being combustible, you're going to say that hydrogen also burns ?

01:21:19 mircea_popescu: so does zinc, for crying out loud. so what of it.

01:21:30 trinque: again, if you want your silly little boy rhetoric about women, keep it

01:21:50 trinque: you're not embarassing me

01:21:53 mircea_popescu: trinque i toldja the "nouns-only" filter doesn't work. it's not my fault it don't work. i didn't say "bitchez be crazy", and you're not at liberty to identify any things with three holes and a nubbin.

01:22:50 mircea_popescu: that's ok. you'll be embarrassed if i want you to be, or not if i don't want you to be. it's a tool of power, and i'm immune to it, this embarassment thingee.

01:23:25 trinque: oh dear

01:24:29 mircea_popescu: well, you're at least doing better than the previous derp who stumbled in here, so who knows. maybe this time it works out.

01:25:27 BingoBoingo: ;;google site:fraudsters.com mircea's dick

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01:27:43 mircea_popescu: !up jborkl

01:27:50 mircea_popescu: what happened to you

01:27:52 jborkl: Grazi

01:28:33 jborkl: I have been non stop either work or building php back end

01:29:04 mircea_popescu: don't tell people here you're php ing they'll be mean.

01:29:46 mircea_popescu: http://listverse.com/2009/12/26/10-urban-legends-that-caused-a-moral-panic/ << check out this clump of wisdom.

01:29:47 assbot: 10 Urban Legends that Caused a Moral Panic - Listverse

01:29:47 BingoBoingo: ==== mean

01:29:53 jborkl: Oh well I mean Go. You know so I can cool

01:29:58 jborkl: Be

01:30:07 BingoBoingo: Maybe even B===========================================D kinda mean

01:30:08 mircea_popescu: rainbow parties never happened. nobody gets drunk by taking alcohol up his butt. no snuff film was ever produced.

01:30:10 mircea_popescu: list goes on

01:31:27 BingoBoingo: Eh, snuff films are prolly the most IRL common of those listed things.

01:32:13 mircea_popescu: depends whose l i guess.

01:32:49 jborkl: Shitty finger tattoos just mean you live or have lived in a trailer park

01:33:13 BingoBoingo: Well considering Dash cams are a thing, and what kills more than motor carriage accidents?

01:33:53 mircea_popescu: o i see.

01:34:21 BingoBoingo: Snuff films seem to be a self realizing urban legend

01:34:23 asciilifeform: item #6 was originally purported to happen in african pestholes. no mention of this.

01:35:02 jborkl: And trailer park chicks will do about anything anyway :/

01:35:04 mircea_popescu: asciilifeform i recall that, yeah.

01:35:06 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 19 @ 0.03079906 = 0.5852 BTC [-]

01:35:07 asciilifeform: http://www.mazepath.com/uncleal/africa2.htm

01:35:07 assbot: BLEEDING HEARTS

01:35:28 mircea_popescu: jborkl is this the voice of experience ?

01:36:10 jborkl: I have known many trailer trash girls.

01:36:42 mircea_popescu: benkay incidentally, where do you find them ?

01:36:52 mircea_popescu: or maybe the better q should be, how do you keep your sanitee.

01:37:42 asciilifeform: http://www.gq.com/entertainment/movies-and-tv/201111/movie-set-that-ate-itself-dau-ilya-khrzhanovsky

01:37:43 assbot: On the Movie Set of Director Ilya Khrzhanovsky's Dau

01:38:26 asciilifeform: ^ found through that link. demented film maker decides to make a biopic of lev landau (of landau & lifschitz), gets people to live in a 'soviet reservation' for realism.

01:39:20 mircea_popescu: is the film worth it ?

01:39:26 asciilifeform: haven't seen yet.

01:39:32 jborkl: That is bumming me out that rainbow parties are in there. I kept hoping I would be invited to be on the liptstick reciving side

01:40:07 asciilifeform: http://www.caravanmagazine.in/photo-essay/never-ending-story

01:40:08 assbot: The Never-ending Story | The Caravan - A Journal of Politics and Culture

01:40:09 asciilifeform: ^ more

01:41:07 mircea_popescu: jborkl to quote frankie, "to have fun you need to organize it"

01:41:59 asciilifeform: 'Director Ilya Khrzhanovsky on set. He is known to interview potential female cast members with questions like ?Can you come up to a guy in a club and sleep with him without finding out as much as his name??, or ?Are any of your friends whores??'

01:43:13 mircea_popescu: asciilifeform afaik any cinema school worth its salt requires nude practice from juniors.

01:43:20 mircea_popescu: kinda weeds out the actors from the hippies.

01:43:25 asciilifeform: 'The fine system is the Institute's latest innovation. Khrzhanovsky decreed it a few months ago, fed up with staffers smuggling cell phones and talking about Facebook. Other finable offenses include tardiness, which costs a whole day's pay, and failure to renew the fake Institute pass. The program has been a hit. Not only has morale improved, a whole new euphemistic vocabulary has sprouted up. ("Google" is now "

01:43:25 asciilifeform: Pravda," as in "Pravda it.") The fine system has also fostered a robust culture of snitching. "In a totalitarian regime, mechanisms of suppression trigger mechanisms of betrayal," the director explains. "I am very interested in that."'

01:44:18 asciilifeform: 'Landau significantly advanced quantum mechanics with his theories of diamagnetism, superfluidity, and superconductivity. He also tapped epic amounts of ass.'

01:44:24 punkman: asciilifeform: I remember reading about that year's ago, so he's finally gonna release something

01:44:47 mircea_popescu: punkman sounds more like the guy's in it for the kicks

01:44:56 punkman: too bad he won't put up a torrent with 6 years worth of footage

01:44:58 mircea_popescu: asciilifeform is that true ?

01:45:01 asciilifeform: 'The only acting professional in the cast is Radmila Shchegoleva, who plays Landau's wife; before shooting began, she spent a full year working at a chocolate factory and a hospital, a regimen devised by Khrzhanovsky to beat the actress out of her.'

01:45:14 asciilifeform: seems like its in pre-release edits

01:45:17 jborkl: 200,000 blocks built 1.5gb so far. I think my new block explorer will be about 3gb

01:45:20 BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Yeast begin dying around 15 proof. Alcohol is a choice antimicrobial agent. To obtain higher proofs you must distill the mash to make poteen, white lightning... brandy, or single malt scotch. << Freezing works too though it tends to leave fusile alcohols

01:45:57 mike_c: jborkl: i doubt it. those last 100k blocks are a doozie :)

01:46:26 mircea_popescu: lol mike knows

01:46:54 BingoBoingo: Yeah, Imma playing with the blockchain atm (Really nice size for testing database operations speeds) It gets bigger

01:47:18 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2850 @ 0.00081782 = 2.3308 BTC [+] {2}

01:47:23 mircea_popescu: so is this mra thing more than people being pissed off at the way us family court works re allocating children in a divorce ?

01:48:05 BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Well it's also morally impoverished men wishing they can be what they imagine western feminism is

01:48:30 jborkl: Well the way I am building it I think will work out that way. I will find out sometime tomorrow I guess

01:48:39 mircea_popescu: according to them, or more trinquesque "all items with three holes on them are powerplugs" sorta strawman ?

01:49:11 asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: as i understand, it's a peculiarly sad 'chinese copy' of the usual 'victimhood olympics.'

01:49:23 BingoBoingo: Of course, person willing to pay $10k/hr makes their own holes

01:50:06 asciilifeform: picture a strike at a meat processing plant. suddenly the cattle can talk - and decide to 'join' the strikers.

01:50:17 asciilifeform: 'we want our rights too'

01:50:38 BingoBoingo: Thanks to risperidone, the pro-lactation anti-psychotic drug men wishing to break into traditionally feminine fields can now audition for the job of "wet nurse"

01:51:25 mircea_popescu: so basically, a society of slaves constructed around "rights" rahter than freedom ends up a contest in contemptibility.

01:51:42 asciilifeform: news at eleven.

01:51:47 mircea_popescu: everyone wanting to whisper into the ear of State about their many and varied shortcomings.

01:51:47 jborkl: Wtf? Dudes want to lactate?

01:52:00 BingoBoingo: jborkl: Not want to, can.

01:52:09 asciilifeform: jborkl: no - original question was about a set that wanted 'rights'

01:52:44 jborkl: I drip enough white shit out the lower hole . I don't want anything coming out the top also

01:53:26 mircea_popescu: http://www.goingyourownway.com/mgtow-lounge-main-forum/victimhood-olympics-modern-workplace-2153/

01:53:28 assbot: The Victimhood Olympics of the Modern Workplace

01:53:45 mircea_popescu: this is kinda funny, in that i had no fucking idea running a hepa filter in an open space can prevent allergic reactions.

01:53:53 jborkl: I got a postcard from Tokyo today

01:54:05 jborkl: Told me mtgox went bankrupt

01:54:52 mircea_popescu: was it a good card ?

01:54:59 mircea_popescu: sunset ? something ?

01:55:09 BingoBoingo: Postcards are the best way to transmit pornography

01:57:54 jborkl: It was all in Japanese except for the bankrupt part. Why didn't you guys tell me mtgox went bankrupt? I had to find out like this?

01:58:04 jborkl: Fuck

01:58:18 jborkl: :)

01:58:44 BingoBoingo: !up jborkl

02:00:25 BingoBoingo: jborkl: Well in a sane legal jurisdiction what you'd do is do through the motions of petitioning the trustee for discovery that any distinction between MtGox, Tibbane, and Karpales is fictitious and attach the debts and their repayment to his person.

02:02:02 jborkl: I forgot to tell you I have a really strange sense of humor

02:02:21 mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo his person is worth just about not enough to be worth pursuing.

02:02:39 BingoBoingo: If this goes through Kraprales is forced to pursue various fraud and misrepresentation angles against Jed et al

02:02:43 jborkl: ^true that mp

02:02:59 BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: His person is the right build for rendering into Biodiesel

02:03:00 mircea_popescu: incidentally, anyone wanna mpoe-pr on http://www.goingyourownway.com/ ?

02:03:01 assbot: Going Your Own Way

02:03:20 mircea_popescu: turns out this exercise in discussing with the silly has at least yielded some interesting results

02:03:46 BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: What's the forum's point?

02:03:50 asciilifeform: the landau film has precedent. when they filmed the infamous nazi atrocity pic 'come and see', they fired real bullets over the heads of the actors

02:03:59 mircea_popescu: i have no fucking idea BingoBoingo. this is exploratory.

02:05:08 BingoBoingo: Fucking my F.MPIF to non F.MPIF post ratio is getting to high. I'll blog the forum to learn its seekrits.

02:05:09 mircea_popescu: ;;ud incel

02:05:10 gribble: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=incel | "Involuntary Celibate". A frustrated virgin who feels as if the world owes them sex. A self-described 'incel' is highly likely to blame their virginity on the other ...

02:05:22 mircea_popescu: jesus english is turning into chinese

02:05:25 mircea_popescu: a word for everything

02:05:32 mircea_popescu: then make contractions out of expressions

02:05:32 BingoBoingo: Ingsoc

02:05:59 mircea_popescu: Post anything negative about the Admin of MGTOWForums (the forum that gave rise to this one).

02:06:15 mircea_popescu: i have no idea wtf mgtowf was, but apparently there's drama to be had.

02:07:02 mircea_popescu: Dear all,

02:07:03 mircea_popescu: For 3 years I've worked to build up MGTOW Forums into a force to be reckoned with, but alas it has failed. It has failed because of the very reasons which brought down the previous MGTOW board: inexperienced idiots who were angry at not being able to get laid - betas, zetas, red pills and the rest of the rubbish.

02:07:03 mircea_popescu: At MGTOW Forums, we spent years fighting such fools who were psychos, incels and who vocally supported other places, that I won't mention, over our own. Such people were against us yet we managed to beat them time and time again.

02:07:08 mircea_popescu: wait. there is A LOT MORE dram

02:07:09 mircea_popescu: a

02:08:01 mircea_popescu: Living the Best Life: A big emphasis for us. Talk about: poker nights, video games, travel, lifting, books you're reading, that great anime you watched, sports you're doing, hobbies, philosophy, and on and on.

02:08:04 mircea_popescu: ahgahaa o god.

02:08:29 mircea_popescu: Game: This one sets us apart. Our view is that being MGTOW means downing the 'red pill' and understanding the nature of women. Once you do so, the rest is up to you. It's a perfectly valid option to sit it out, to ?ghost? when it comes to women. And it's just as valid to "scratch that itch" with escorts, either at home or abroad. But for guys who, knowing what they know, want to use game to set up plates, date, est

02:08:29 mircea_popescu: ablish/manage FWBs (friends with benefits), this sub-forum is for that.

02:08:52 mircea_popescu: how the fuck are they going to survive and why would anyone seriously propose living without having meaningful relationships with women ?

02:08:52 BingoBoingo: -"We're not obsessed with notch-count, we don't define our worth as men in terms of ?success? or ?approval? by women. Plenty of great men with actual value (AV) don't necessarily have sexual market value (SMV) and don't care. Being a better man happens in ?Living the Best Life?."- << Sounds like a job for BtcAlpha

02:08:59 mircea_popescu: what's this, like some sort of monastic orders ?

02:09:06 BingoBoingo: Sounds like it.

02:09:21 mircea_popescu: how does it sound like a job for btcalpha ?

02:09:50 mircea_popescu: Action: Many of us were fumbling around in the blue-pill wilderness for decades. Why let another poor soul languish in the Matrix to go around getting rejected, orbit around a land whale for years, getting talked into a marriage he doesn't want or need, be brainwashed by feminism to think his purpose in life is to serve a woman or serve society by being a beta-male slave, having his surplus labor siphoned off by women,

02:09:50 mircea_popescu: rugrats and Uncle Sam?

02:09:59 mircea_popescu: wait, what the fuck is wrong with people being what they are ?

02:10:01 BingoBoingo: Deadspin at its less bad >> http://deadspin.com/how-the-ufcs-biggest-show-of-the-year-turned-into-a-fia-1594743611

02:10:03 assbot: How The UFC's Biggest Show Of The Year Turned Into A Fiasco

02:10:12 mircea_popescu: i'll never understand my contemporaries ;/

02:11:26 BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: The Sexual market value bullshit.

02:11:44 mircea_popescu: but you know the alpha is in reference to the finance greek

02:11:47 BingoBoingo: Maybe mike_c can use this thing as an intern gauntlet

02:13:03 mircea_popescu: "I?ve had sex with over 40 women in my past, during a time when there was no such thing as formalized Game."

02:13:07 asciilifeform: phun phact: 'sexual market value' afaik, as a phrase, was first coughed up by dan mocsny.

02:13:14 mircea_popescu: i never heard "over 40 women" before.

02:13:56 asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: '3 ani experienta' ?

02:14:10 mircea_popescu: sounds like it.

02:14:26 mircea_popescu: i mean... too little to be a lot, too many to be a few, wtf qualification is this.

02:14:35 mircea_popescu: "i've driven over six types of cars in my life".

02:14:52 mike_c: BingoBoingo: War of Interns. i like it.

02:15:00 jborkl: So is he banging grannys or 40 chicks

02:15:15 mircea_popescu: you can probably fuck forty women by being an assistant on a porn set for i dunno, five weeks.

02:15:45 mircea_popescu: "this one time in between jobs i ended up pushing around crates for this porn firm i nthe valley"

02:15:50 mircea_popescu: "good for you, i worked at mcdonalds".

02:16:23 jborkl: I had over 80 women but that was kinda gross and smelled like mothballs

02:21:03 mircea_popescu: ;;ud SMP

02:21:04 gribble: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=smp | SMP. Stands for "suck my pussy," derived from one of Sophitia's special grab move in Soul Calibur III, where she takes her opponent's head, puts it between her ...

02:21:17 mircea_popescu: hm.

02:22:10 mircea_popescu: manosphere ?

02:22:21 mircea_popescu: jesus god this is like an entire thing isn;'t it.

02:23:07 mircea_popescu: Try as we may, convincing a woman that her sexual peak lay actually between 18 and 25 is always an effort in debating denial. For all the self-convincing attempts to redefine sexual valuation to the contrary, SMV for women is ultimately decided by Men. Thus this bell curve is intended to represent the sexual value of women based on men?s metrics, not as women (by way of ceaseless social engineering) would like to def

02:23:07 mircea_popescu: ine desirability.

02:24:13 mircea_popescu: uh. this is fucking nonsense. for one, why 18, exactly ?! for the other... meh. it's a good time to start training a woman, but doubtless you'll get her anywhere pleasant before late twenties.

02:24:25 mircea_popescu: s/doubtless/doubtful

02:26:06 benkay: <mircea_popescu> benkay incidentally, where do you find them ? // for srs?

02:26:19 mircea_popescu: benkay yea ?

02:26:24 benkay: america

02:27:13 jborkl: Women?

02:27:52 mircea_popescu: benkay so are you going to end up like ostracized @work and eventually gasenwagen't ?

02:28:03 benkay: nigga pleez

02:28:13 benkay: i *am* the ostracizer.

02:28:48 mircea_popescu: o ic.

02:28:52 benkay: oh ho ho

02:29:00 benkay: mircea_popescu going down the mra rathole

02:29:32 benkay: lololol bitcoin drama pales

02:29:53 mircea_popescu: benkay i had no idea teh 2000s pua lulz ended up quite so... berthy.

02:30:01 benkay: berthy?

02:30:22 mircea_popescu: well it's not ellaborate, not really. it's not deep, it's not complex. all it is is... berthy. as in wide.

02:30:42 benkay: <mircea_popescu> how the fuck are they going to survive and why would anyone seriously propose living without having meaningful relationships with women ? // dunno man its a joy apparently few american guys en...joy

02:31:01 benkay: hah okay i'm chuckled.

02:31:43 mircea_popescu: anyway, used to lulz with the girls at this thing a decade ago. back then it was like a sort of you know, bambi

02:31:49 mircea_popescu: sorta falling all over its own legs.

02:31:57 benkay: derpaly derpaly doo

02:31:59 mircea_popescu: go around do other things, turn back, now it's a hippo.

02:32:03 mircea_popescu: a 4500 lb hippo

02:32:07 benkay: hoompa loompa dorp

02:32:16 mircea_popescu: aaaanyways.

02:32:56 benkay: wait - that's all the log i get?

02:33:01 mircea_popescu: i wonder if mozart being accused of being so pop-sounding by some goffy teenager in 1781 was nearly as amused

02:33:14 benkay: i gotta find more and better i guess

02:34:31 mircea_popescu: http://www.reddit.com/r/TheRedPill/comments/1xkwq6/mgtowforums_shut_down/

02:34:33 assbot: MGTOWForums - Shut Down : TheRedPill

02:34:37 mircea_popescu: this drama is almost btc-level good

02:35:14 benkay: k i've got mircea_popescu distracted y'all

02:35:23 benkay: let's nefarious a something

02:35:57 mircea_popescu: ;;ud MGTOW

02:35:58 gribble: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=MGTOW | Men/Man Going Their Own Way. MGTOW is basically the statement of self- ownership and saying that only you have the right to decide what your goals i...

02:36:08 mircea_popescu: uh.

02:36:15 mircea_popescu: this needs a 5 letter acronym nao.

02:38:40 benkay: no it needs 5 thousand fraudsters words

02:38:57 mircea_popescu: http://www.justfourguys.com/what-happens-when-you-date-an-angry-incel/

02:38:58 assbot: What Happens When You Date An Angry Incel (Guest Post By Ms. Emma) | Just Four Guys

02:39:09 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5050 @ 0.00082191 = 4.1506 BTC [+]

02:39:12 mircea_popescu: benkay what the fuck am i going to write about it ?

02:39:16 mircea_popescu: pretty much only lol comes to mind.

02:39:51 mircea_popescu: ;;ud fundie

02:39:51 gribble: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=FUNDIE | The brain of the "Christian" fundie, while generally underdeveloped and often host of outlandish delusions, has a large capacity for memorization of Bible verses ...

02:40:17 benkay: hey danielpbarron that's you!

02:41:18 mircea_popescu: i thought it was supposed to be someone with a trust fund

02:41:52 benkay: i don't think urban dictionary populators have much contact with trust fund babie.

02:41:54 benkay: babies*

02:42:42 mircea_popescu: yeah, what people with money sit around on the internet all day.

02:43:37 benkay: deliberately misconstrue harder

02:43:56 benkay: what redditard has contact with actual capital.

02:44:27 mircea_popescu: don't they go to pg's house once each year to eat ramen out of golden bowls ?

02:44:43 benkay: they also practice celling sereal

02:45:15 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7650 @ 0.00081733 = 6.2526 BTC [-] {2}

02:46:29 mircea_popescu: someone should do a map of the internet. not the bullshit nobody cares about corps like google and pinterest,

02:46:40 mircea_popescu: but the actual places where usg enters the system.

02:46:55 mircea_popescu: count active "feminist" outlets and compare with "manosphere" for headcount.

02:47:09 mircea_popescu: see if there's more tech geeks than body builders

02:47:10 mircea_popescu: etc

02:48:26 mircea_popescu: "Feminists like to use the presence of anger and sadness as a sign that the manosphere is a sad, terrible place." << lol yeah, because that's the feminist way : project patriarchy ideas opressing you outward. men should hate themselves for being angry just like we do!!11

02:50:43 thestringpuller: mircea_popescu do you know about timelocks (in btc txs)?

02:50:59 mircea_popescu: i wonder how many of these various and sundry internet groups are mefiant/angry with bitcoin for the yarvin reason : they poured their energy into a different obscure thing, and what is this bitcoin to succeed exactly the way they had hoped their thing to succeed!

02:51:34 mircea_popescu: it's like knocking a woman up and moving to suburbia to have a perfect ballerina daughter only to end up with a braindamaged kid while the next door neighbour "gets" the ballerina.

02:51:42 mircea_popescu: thestringpuller what specifically ?

02:52:28 mircea_popescu: there's a nlock variable you can set in any tx

02:53:00 thestringpuller: simple use case: trust fund. guy wants to give someone money in the future, but only wants that person to unlock that transaction at some future block height f

02:53:30 mircea_popescu: im pretty sure this is possible.

02:53:33 thestringpuller: so the benefactor signs tx with n lock variable

02:53:41 thestringpuller: and then gives tx to the beneficiary

02:53:51 thestringpuller: however who is to say benefactor isn't malicious

02:54:00 thestringpuller: couldn't the benefactor double spend before block height f

02:54:07 thestringpuller: thus beneficiary never receives his fund?

02:54:14 mircea_popescu: nah, tx wouldn't be accepted.

02:54:47 thestringpuller: but if the tx with the n-lock is never announced, how would any node know?

02:54:48 mircea_popescu: "Feminism, on the other hand, has no problem using violence against their ideological enemies? free speech, men who make lame jokes, men who approach a woman wrong, men who don?t look attractive the next morning, and so on. Of course, this is all violence done by the state, so it?s technically not violence."

02:54:56 mircea_popescu: lol what sort of bs is this ? what, specifically, can "feminism" do ?

02:55:26 thestringpuller: the benefactor could make a new tx without nlock and send the unspent outputs elsewhere no?

02:55:41 thestringpuller: unless I'm missing something

02:55:53 mircea_popescu: thestringpuller once the nlock tx is into the chain, the btc is on the dest address, and that address can't sign a standard tx until the nlock expires

02:56:56 mircea_popescu: "The manosphere is not an exclusive club. It will have its dark corners and violent people, like any large movement that protests something. And sexually frustrated beta male rage could just be the dark side of masculinity. It is uncomfortable for MRAs, the way cuckoldry, hypergamy and false accusations are uncomfortable for feminists."

02:57:00 thestringpuller: hmm? "nLockTime is a parameter that can be attached to a transaction, that mandates a minimal time (specified in either unix time or block height), that before this time, the transaction cannot be accepted into a block." << i thought this meant that the tx with the nlock cannot be accepted into the block chain until said block heigh has arrived/passed?

02:57:06 mircea_popescu: how is feminism uncomfortable with any of those ?!

02:57:13 asciilifeform: what, specifically, can "feminism" do << s/feminism/usg

02:57:26 mircea_popescu: asciilifeform not nearly the same.

02:57:29 mircea_popescu: not at all.

02:57:44 mircea_popescu: actually, i don't know a single feminist, actual, honest fmeinist in a place of power within the usg. not one.

02:57:47 asciilifeform: not entirely unlike the relation of, e.g. marxism to ussr

02:58:06 asciilifeform: part of the official catechism

02:58:08 mircea_popescu: thestringpuller hm.

02:58:21 mircea_popescu: asciilifeform so name a marxist in power in the ussr.

02:58:29 mircea_popescu: afaik the only one ended up with a pickaxe in his eye socket.

02:58:30 asciilifeform: precisely this - you don't need one

02:58:37 asciilifeform: hence axe.

02:58:50 mircea_popescu: right. so feminism is about as powerful as astrology.

02:58:53 asciilifeform: 'believers' tend to make a hash of things.

02:59:24 asciilifeform: as a kind of decorative slipcover for policy that 'must happen anyway', it works just the same.

02:59:54 asciilifeform: 'astrologist said now's a good time to shoot the prisoners.'

03:00:03 asciilifeform: not that they'd have walked sans astrologist.

03:00:47 mircea_popescu: thestringpuller actually lol, nlocktime only works until block 500mn.

03:02:06 mircea_popescu: but yes, it seems you are right : one could doublespend a nlocktime tx after all, making it kinda useless in practice.

03:02:06 asciilifeform: the original inspiration for the 'mra' folks was possibly the invalid 'community', where the nuttier ones actually thought that, e.g. being legless only sucks because of a 'conspiracy' of the two-legged

03:02:28 mircea_popescu: this was a thing ?

03:02:33 asciilifeform: still is

03:02:43 asciilifeform: ;;google deaf community cochlear implants

03:02:43 gribble: The Cochlear Implant Controversy - Daily Kos: http://www.dailykos.com/story/2013/11/17/1256259/-The-Cochlear-Implant-Controversy; Cochlear implants change deaf culture as importance of American ...: http://www.dailyillini.com/features/article_5dff0baa-b080-11e2-afb5-001a4bcf6878.html; Sound and Fury - Cochlear Implants - The Debate - PBS: (1 more message)

03:03:00 asciilifeform: 'oh noez they're holocausting us by curing deafness'

03:03:54 mircea_popescu: ahahaha what

03:04:07 mircea_popescu: i guess this is perversely a sign of health.

03:04:32 mircea_popescu: a sort of intellectual stotting behaviour, where any idiocy is argued in all seriousness.

03:04:36 asciilifeform: i vaguely recall a documented case where deaf women sued for the right to 'in vitro' select deaf samples from a set of foeti

03:05:27 mircea_popescu: uh

03:05:40 mircea_popescu: did they win ?

03:05:41 asciilifeform: this kind of thing, in other variants, is pretty big in usa. for instance, pretty much nobody births a down's syndrome case any more other than deliberately.

03:05:52 asciilifeform: did they win << don't recall, couldn't be bothered

03:06:50 asciilifeform: i like to refer to these folks as 'elphialtes's army'

03:07:06 asciilifeform: specifically the fellow as portrayed in the film '300 spartans'

03:08:06 cazalla: there are downie groups calling for downie rights too

03:08:17 asciilifeform: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwK3VkbxLLU

03:08:17 assbot: The Art of No Compromises - YouTube

03:08:18 cazalla: cause downie birth rates dropped by something like 95% or something

03:08:31 mircea_popescu: cazalla hopefully including the right to 4.0 gpa ?

03:11:42 asciilifeform: many other cases of severely brainless are also created artificially - by rescuing 'super' premature infants, for example (at tremendous cost to the taxpayer, even before they enter the welfare system)

03:12:01 mircea_popescu: asciilifeform that's legitimate researchg tho.

03:12:10 cazalla: as retards became an even smaller minority, this shit started popping up as well http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T549VoLca_Q

03:12:10 assbot: Not Acceptable R-word PSA - YouTube

03:12:11 asciilifeform: research is when there is something useful to be learned

03:12:22 mircea_popescu: you only know that retrospectively.

03:12:35 mircea_popescu: moon landing also tremendous cost to the taxpayer.

03:12:40 asciilifeform: what herr mengele, or japanese 'unit 731' did - was considerably more valuable scientifically.

03:12:42 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13149 @ 0.00082303 = 10.822 BTC [+] {2}

03:12:42 mircea_popescu: most expensive useless rocks ever.

03:12:50 mircea_popescu: no way.

03:13:09 asciilifeform: people still cite the german cold weather experiment data.

03:13:21 mircea_popescu: wasn't run by mengele.

03:13:26 asciilifeform: they usually pinch their nose in an obligatory gesture of kowtow to taboo, but they cite.

03:13:45 asciilifeform: wasn't run by mengele >> true. but somehow he became 'poster boy'

03:13:51 mircea_popescu: the dood was too busy doing fucktarded shit like random foreign body implants

03:13:55 mircea_popescu: wel let

03:14:01 asciilifeform: much as karpeles didn't personally handle every btc derpatron

03:14:01 mircea_popescu: s not go by the posters.

03:14:05 asciilifeform: but remains an emblem

03:14:41 mircea_popescu: of mtgox tho., which he did run.

03:14:46 mircea_popescu: not of say intersangro

03:15:00 asciilifeform: but of btc-themed derpitude as a field, no ?

03:15:10 mircea_popescu: nah

03:15:18 mircea_popescu: taaki.

03:17:03 BingoBoingo: <asciilifeform> many other cases of severely brainless are also created artificially - by rescuing 'super' premature infants, for example (at tremendous cost to the taxpayer, even before they enter the welfare system) << Similar area, Ultra Geriatrics. How long can a nonegenarian fight a fungal UTI withou amphoterrible B? This happens prolly hundereds to thousands of times a year. If only people collated results.

03:17:43 asciilifeform: you get figures like mengele (or a considerably more destructive, though lesser known, trofim lysenko) when barriers around some field are demolished en masse and field is thrown to the mercy of cranks (say, by revolution)

03:18:05 asciilifeform: sometimes you get clever folks who finally get to 'do their thing'

03:18:30 asciilifeform: more often you get lysenko, lepeshinskaya (exercise for the reader: who was she? why) and a thousand similar creatures

03:19:55 asciilifeform: to continue the 'medical' theme - it's rather like an immunodeficient collapse of organism

03:20:13 asciilifeform: suddenly fungi grow in places where no one has even conceived of before

03:20:51 BingoBoingo: In the immunodefficient fungi are often a greater threat than bacteria

03:21:21 asciilifeform: referring here to the appearance of powerful cranks

03:21:41 BingoBoingo: Oh I'm just throwing out noise

03:21:50 BingoBoingo: Trying to summon vexual

03:21:55 asciilifeform: https://www.uwgb.edu/dutchs/PSEUDOSC/CRNKRULE.HTM

03:21:56 assbot: When the Cranks Rule

03:22:00 asciilifeform: ^ prof. dutch on the subject

03:22:19 BingoBoingo: Maybe vexual in ninjaspamzor may be aimed at each other some day

03:22:25 asciilifeform: (same fellow who wrote 'why does anti-intellectualism exist')

03:22:49 asciilifeform: ^ with the planar symmetry groups.

03:24:12 asciilifeform: incidentally, (as school project!) i once went to the u.s. national library of medicine and had them dig up for me ancient, yellow copies of lysenko's complete works. and read them.

03:24:27 asciilifeform: reads just like modern pheminist etc. crapola.

03:24:32 asciilifeform: shannonizer output.

03:25:18 asciilifeform: (evidently when these people had staff 'sovietologists' they dutifully preserved everything. even this used toilet paper.)

03:25:44 asciilifeform: i still have the xeroxes. epic garbage.

03:26:06 BingoBoingo: Oh, the things I xerox'd as an undergrad.

03:27:08 BingoBoingo: Well, not xerox'd the copy machines charged. The printers didn't so... sheetfed scanner to giant tiff, portable hdd to computer lab

03:27:36 asciilifeform: tiff << lol! '90s macs!?

03:27:36 BingoBoingo: http://www.wired.com/2014/07/rising-use-of-encryption-foiled-the-cops-a-record-9-times-in-2013/

03:27:36 assbot: Rising Use of Encryption Foiled the Cops a Record 9 Times in 2013 | Threat Level | WIRED

03:28:01 BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: No, windows 2k was what the library computers with the scanners ran

03:29:30 asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: my local uni library has finally surrendered and installed a proper - free of charge - book scanner

03:29:33 BingoBoingo: Took ~2 years for the school to discover this exploit in the systen

03:29:38 asciilifeform: because everybody owns a spy camera anyway

03:29:47 asciilifeform: no more need for 'minox'

03:29:50 BingoBoingo: lol

03:30:38 asciilifeform: (a 'book scanner' has a v-shaped cavity, rather than flat glass)

03:31:16 BingoBoingo: I've went to library school and never seen a proper one.

03:32:47 asciilifeform: they used to be fairly expensive

03:33:02 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 71 @ 0.0141 = 1.0011 BTC [-]

03:33:24 asciilifeform: generally found in places where no one counts the money, and everyone pisses on copyrasty laws - e.g. military labs.

03:34:19 BingoBoingo: With my limited exposure to computing before college (Mac OS 6&7, Dos 3.3, Windows 3.1) The first year or so I thought print to Tiff was a neat workaround....

03:34:44 asciilifeform: '$workaround is free if your time is worth nothing'

03:35:09 BingoBoingo: EBSCO, JSTOR, and ProjectMuse at the time were the prefered sources for things to fill the binders.

03:35:41 BingoBoingo: Cleansing papers maybe one binder has survived the purges.

03:36:18 BingoBoingo: At some point I discovered print to .dvi and .ps saved so much

03:37:06 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7400 @ 0.000817 = 6.0458 BTC [-]

03:38:53 BingoBoingo: It was a real come to jesus moment when I realized disk is cheaper than shelves

03:39:11 asciilifeform: Encryption Foiled the Cops << example of hierarchy of power in action. the local doughnut eaters don't get access to the manufacturer backdoor. unless it suits the crown for one reason or another.

03:39:20 asciilifeform: just as they don't get aircraft carriers

03:40:11 asciilifeform: or (until quite recently) - encrypted radios

03:41:13 asciilifeform: being as the local stuffed uniforms are the first to 'go free agent' in any imperial collapse, this is sorta basic.

03:42:19 BingoBoingo: Every now and then "people have problems" which seem to reinforce agency heirarchy

03:42:35 BingoBoingo: ;;google Molly Young lawsuit Illinois

03:42:36 gribble: Wrongful death lawsuit filed in Molly Young case - KFVS: http://www.kfvs12.com/story/25915227/wrongful-death-lawsuit-filed-in-molly-young-case; Molly Young's father files wrongful death lawsuit against Minton ...: http://thesouthern.com/news/local/communities/carbondale/molly-young-s-father-files-wrongful-death-lawsuit-against-minton/article_02c1e7ea-8689-5361-b62a- (1 more message)

03:43:53 asciilifeform: "people have problems" which seem to reinforce agency heirarchy << interesting examples abound. consider the u.s. grunts who were disciplined for wearing privately purchased ballistic armour in iraq.

03:44:27 BingoBoingo: Yeah, also safety agencies piss on safety agencies http://carbondaletimes.com/070314fire

03:44:29 assbot: Fire Station No. 2 problems drag on | Carbondale Times

03:44:48 BingoBoingo: "The sidewalk leading to the front main entrance has a running slope of 6.2 percent, rather than the maximum of 5 percent." << lolz

03:45:14 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 32 @ 0.03079906 = 0.9856 BTC [-]

03:45:24 asciilifeform: gotta accommodate the legless firemen.

03:45:56 asciilifeform: can't wait for the mandatory wheelchair ramps on heli-gunships

03:46:15 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 32 @ 0.016502 = 0.5281 BTC [-]

03:46:17 BingoBoingo: That will be a sight to see

03:46:34 BingoBoingo: Except for the blind spotters

03:46:48 asciilifeform: laugh now - cry later. things that sail off the 'parody horizon' cliff tend to keep going. until they hit ground.

03:47:19 assbot: Last 7 lines bashed and pending review. ( http://dpaste.com/3ZSAS0R.txt )

03:47:19 asciilifeform: !b 7

03:47:34 BingoBoingo: laugh now - cry later << This is the title of a fairly recent Ice Cube album if I'm not mistaken

03:47:53 *: asciilifeform has no idea what ^ is

03:48:17 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 17 @ 0.03079906 = 0.5236 BTC [-]

03:48:27 BingoBoingo: Oh he's the original rebellious early 90's rapper to film early 00's family comedies

03:48:38 BingoBoingo: ;;google are we there yet

03:48:39 gribble: Are We There Yet? (2005) - IMDb: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0368578/; Are We There Yet? (TV Series 2010– ) - IMDb: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1544603/; Are We There Yet? (TV series) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Are_We_There_Yet%3F_(TV_series)

03:56:26 BingoBoingo: %t

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04:08:48 BingoBoingo: !up GunPlay

04:39:24 BingoBoingo: OMG revisionism!!! http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2014/07/03/scholar_says_transcript_of_the_declaration_of_independence_has_an_error.html

04:39:24 assbot: Scholar says transcript of the Declaration of Independence has an error.

04:41:09 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9750 @ 0.00082337 = 8.0279 BTC [+]

04:46:14 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4900 @ 0.00082313 = 4.0333 BTC [-]

05:17:09 mircea_popescu: !up nam-shub

05:19:47 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8150 @ 0.00082313 = 6.7085 BTC [-]

05:22:55 mircea_popescu: asciilifeform lepeshinskaya was the ballerina ? or was she the educational expert ?

05:23:34 BingoBoingo: Doge Drama! Doge Drama! http://www.cryptocoinsnews.com/news/leaked-video-moolah-ceo-threatens-legal-action-dogecoin-creator/2014/07/04

05:23:34 assbot: Leaked Video of Moolah CEO Causes Legal Controversy » CryptoCoinsNews

05:25:55 mircea_popescu: so anyone keeping a list of ips used by nsa&friends for ops ?

05:30:09 BingoBoingo: I'm not really

05:30:36 BingoBoingo: I assume they can use pretty much Windows or android machine as the equivalent of a tor node anyways

05:36:27 mircea_popescu: <asciilifeform> reads just like modern pheminist etc. crapola. << i had this convo with girl earlier. sophism is sophism, seen it all before.

05:39:13 mircea_popescu: <asciilifeform> being as the local stuffed uniforms are the first to 'go free agent' in any imperial collapse, this is sorta basic. << quite

05:43:29 mircea_popescu: For the first time in human history, there now exists a situation in which the disciplined thinking techniques, and precision-observing techniques of modern science will be applied in a positive sense to the problem of a subjective phenomenon. "Positive" in that the research men will be commanded, ordered, and damn well required to stop using their talents to prove it isn't so, because their theories hold it impossible

05:43:29 mircea_popescu: , and find out why it is so, because it works. Those scientists who are personally psychologically so oriented that they simply can't accept that notion will be simply brushed aside, and men who can and will see what's happening on their own campuses, and will sincerely try to understand this new order of phenomenon will be installed.

05:43:44 mircea_popescu: o look at that, before global warming they had "drowsing works". who knew.

05:46:17 BingoBoingo: OMG it is like a reverse-(Karl Popper)

05:47:07 mircea_popescu: the antipopper

05:49:01 mircea_popescu: "The Church of Scientology, an outgrowth of L. Ron Hubbard's dianetics cult of the Fifties, became one of the most controversial of American religious cults. When, in 1977, Federal agents raided the cult's offices because, among other things, the cult had infiltrated Federal agencies and stolen Government documents related to investigations of the cult, public reaction was amusement as much as anything else."

05:49:19 mircea_popescu: it's still good for a lol.

05:54:21 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9346 @ 0.00082344 = 7.6959 BTC [+] {2}

06:02:29 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 33 @ 0.016501 = 0.5445 BTC [-]

06:08:31 BingoBoingo: %ob

06:08:33 atcbot: 18k@310 19k@272 68@271 | 9k@226 250k@225 50k@224

06:11:13 BingoBoingo: %d

06:11:14 atcbot: [ATC Diff] Current Diff: 785138.67 Est. Next Diff: 1078968.81 in 1937 blocks (#40320) Est. % Change: 37.42

06:20:57 BingoBoingo: ;;bc,stats

06:20:58 gribble: Current Blocks: 309124 | Current Difficulty: 1.6818461371161112E10 | Next Difficulty At Block: 310463 | Next Difficulty In: 1339 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 1 week, 2 days, 13 hours, 32 minutes, and 34 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 16080546463.1 | Estimated Percent Change: -4.38753

06:21:11 BingoBoingo: Looks like next change won't be negative

06:39:05 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2477 @ 0.00082313 = 2.0389 BTC [-]

06:49:15 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 36000 @ 0.00082442 = 29.6791 BTC [+] {3}

06:56:20 penguirker: New blog post: http://blog.spagni.net/posts/nubbins-you-little-legend

07:01:57 fluffypony: ;;later tell nubbins http://blog.spagni.net/posts/nubbins-you-little-legend

07:01:58 assbot: Nubbins, you little legend!

07:01:58 gribble: The operation succeeded.

07:09:18 BingoBoingo: Ugh, white africans are the worst

07:10:00 fluffypony: LOL!

07:12:03 BingoBoingo: Case in point, Mark Shuttleworth

07:13:07 fluffypony: yeah he's a bit of a chop

07:13:13 fluffypony: but the guys that invented EC2 are cool

07:13:35 fluffypony: and I like Elon Musk very much

07:13:40 BingoBoingo: EC2 might be the only thing worse than Nigbuntu

07:13:44 fluffypony: although I don't like his complete loss of a South African accent

07:13:51 fluffypony: and his semi-American-but-not-quite accent he's adopted

07:14:24 BingoBoingo: Fluffy he makes me wish Rhodesia wasn't a country

07:15:01 fluffypony: hah hah

07:15:11 fluffypony: my mom was born in Rhodesia when it was still called Rhodesia

07:18:14 BingoBoingo: I mean the Amerigo's colonies produce some shit white people, but Africa...

07:21:05 BingoBoingo: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9IfHDi-2EA

07:21:05 assbot: Johnny Cash-The_Man_Comes_Around - YouTube

07:25:51 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17850 @ 0.00082503 = 14.7268 BTC [+] {2}

07:33:13 BingoBoingo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8rR7E6NfY4&feature=kp

07:33:13 assbot: Gordon Lightfoot Sundown - YouTube

07:36:01 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14616 @ 0.00082672 = 12.0833 BTC [+] {2}

07:53:43 BingoBoingo: ;;bc,stats

07:53:45 gribble: Current Blocks: 309128 | Current Difficulty: 1.6818461371161112E10 | Next Difficulty At Block: 310463 | Next Difficulty In: 1335 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 1 week, 2 days, 21 hours, 20 minutes, and 0 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 15968194694.3 | Estimated Percent Change: -5.05556

07:54:53 mircea_popescu: fluffypony nice shirt.

07:55:04 BingoBoingo: Last two youtube links dedicated to the mystery lifebomer unkilling all of my beautiful death

07:55:12 mircea_popescu: "no privilege shirt, no service"

07:55:35 fluffypony: mircea_popescu: Yeah came out really nicely, v. impressed

07:55:57 BingoBoingo: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=654424.0

07:55:57 assbot: [AUCTION] BFL 65nm ASIC minirig - First ever delivered

07:56:10 BingoBoingo: Look who is selling!

07:57:27 mircea_popescu: lmao scammer be scammer to the end.

07:57:42 mircea_popescu: auctioning shit for .5 btc, selling for 1 btc pm bid ? really ?

08:01:56 BingoBoingo: Well, if Garr could do it

08:02:56 BingoBoingo: Some one may have lulz arriving in their inbox...

08:03:04 BingoBoingo: I will not confirm or deny

08:08:03 BingoBoingo: 5D

08:08:08 BingoBoingo: %D

08:08:10 atcbot: [ATC Diff] Current Diff: 785138.67 Est. Next Diff: 810773.42 in 1931 blocks (#40320) Est. % Change: 3.26

08:12:33 BingoBoingo: ;;later tell ninjashogun http://bash.bitcoin-assets.com/?quote=191

08:12:33 assbot: #bitcoin-assets bash

08:12:34 gribble: The operation succeeded.

08:14:00 mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo still, it's satisfying to see the guy reduced to peddling bitcents.

08:14:40 BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: it is indeed if... the courts don't seem to want your bet to come true

08:14:53 BingoBoingo: US courts still need to catch up to bitbet courts

08:16:03 mircea_popescu: slowness.

08:17:41 BingoBoingo: Sundown, you better take care. If I find you been creeping round my back stairs.

08:20:45 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14660 @ 0.00082313 = 12.0671 BTC [-]

08:23:48 davout: god morneng -assets

08:24:05 BingoBoingo: Fuck you davout We do Dog morning here.

08:24:45 davout: where is your dog now

08:25:14 BingoBoingo: Krauts are going to put on Belgium like a condom and take your team down like they did... well... you know

08:25:28 BingoBoingo: davout: My dog is safely in the ghetto where he belongs

08:25:37 davout: also http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7ozy_cufk8

08:25:37 assbot: I am your new God - YouTube

08:26:00 davout: ah wrong video

08:26:22 BingoBoingo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIVe-rZBcm4

08:26:23 assbot: IRON BUTTERFLY - IN A GADDA DA VIDA - 1968 (ORIGINAL FULL VERSION) CD SOUND & 3D VIDEO - YouTube

08:28:49 davout: the drummer is amazing

08:28:49 assbot: AMAZING COMPANY!

08:29:24 xmj: i wonder if i can trick assbot

08:29:28 xmj: her ass is amazing

08:29:28 assbot: AMAZING COMPANY!

08:29:33 xmj: oh, boring.

08:29:54 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 50 @ 0.0143 = 0.715 BTC [+]

08:33:43 davout: ;;later tell kakobrekla "hide bots" in the logs doesn't make atcbot go away

08:33:43 gribble: The operation succeeded.

08:34:30 davout: ;;later tell kakobrekla disregard that i suck cock

08:34:30 gribble: The operation succeeded.

08:35:30 jurov: http://i.imgur.com/lHZKDFK.jpg

08:37:29 jurov: ^story of kakobrekla and bitcointalk

08:37:44 davout: short story indeed

08:38:52 mircea_popescu: jurov i find it really funny how he just can't resist arguing with idiots

08:39:27 pankkake: :(

08:40:10 davout: mircea_popescu: it's a skill

08:40:21 mircea_popescu: like bulimia ?

08:40:32 davout: no, self-control

08:40:57 davout: don't eat this candy bar, resist the urge to waste time arguing with dotcoin, same skill really :)

08:41:43 mircea_popescu: o o i see.

08:42:40 mircea_popescu: "Ponta: I will likely announce my intention to run for president on August 1"

08:42:56 mircea_popescu: romanian politicians are mentally defective. YOU JUST ANNOUNCED IT DERP!

08:43:13 jurov: will he be IPOing it?

08:43:51 davout: can you pre-vote ?

08:43:54 mircea_popescu: this guy is probably the most amusing pietilla in all of yurp.

08:44:17 pankkake: it does it the apple way; announce an annoucment, gets twice the coverage

08:44:40 mircea_popescu: example : romania is, sorta like france, a presidentialish republic. it's quite clear that the president does foreign affairs. at some point in a conflict with the president, this guy showed up at a eu summit.

08:44:58 mircea_popescu: uninvited, like. those people literally didn't know what to do for like an hour.

08:45:15 mircea_popescu: when it became clear that he won't be allowed inside the building, he left.

08:45:29 mircea_popescu: when questioned in the senate a week later, he claimed that he went to bruxelles to do some shopping.

08:48:15 davout: mircea_popescu: you don't get anything if you don't try!

08:48:56 davout: we have a saying that applies perfectly: "sur un malentendu tu peux toujours conclure"

08:49:10 mircea_popescu: yeah, basically, he runs on MS-Busker 3.1.

08:49:19 BingoBoingo: %ob

08:49:20 atcbot: 18k@310 19k@272 68@271 | 9k@226 250k@225 50k@224

08:49:33 fluffypony: mircea_popescu: isn't it like crack of dawn where you are?

08:49:35 davout: which roughly translates to: "you may end up fucking her on a misunderstanding"

08:49:46 mircea_popescu: fluffypony prety much

08:50:05 mircea_popescu: davout "you can close just as well on a misunderstanding "

08:50:13 davout: yo

08:50:17 BingoBoingo: fluffypony: GIve it an hour

08:50:56 davout: does "close" convey the same sexual meaning?

08:51:18 pankkake: ;;ud close

08:51:19 gribble: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=close | to knock boots with a member of the oposite sex, as in close the deal.

08:51:27 pankkake: ;;ud closing

08:51:28 gribble: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Closing | Nov 14, 2012 ... Closing. The act of "doing the deed". To close is the have sexual intercourse with someone. Particularly used in regards to a girl who is hard to ...

08:51:33 mircea_popescu: it's pretty much the exact equivalent. conclure may mean a cunt or a life policy.

08:51:41 davout: nice-u

08:53:06 fluffypony: hah hah

08:53:09 fluffypony: http://i.imgur.com/xbNnEM3.jpg - dictator

08:53:17 fluffypony: nice one, reddit

08:54:24 BingoBoingo: ;;bait

08:54:24 gribble: Error: "bait" is not a valid command.

08:54:27 BingoBoingo: !bait

08:54:41 BingoBoingo: !mpif

08:54:42 assbot: BtcAlpha.com F.MPIF Tracker estimated NAV per share: 0.00021734 BTC (Total: 475.28 BTC). Last trade for F.MPIF on MPEX was at 0.00023849 BTC [+]

08:55:19 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4993 @ 0.00082631 = 4.1258 BTC [+]

08:59:02 BingoBoingo: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=676302.0

08:59:02 assbot: HOLY F**** I just got the details of 50 bitcoiners in CY DANNY BREWSTER INCLUDE

09:00:55 pankkake: fail to see how his address in Cyprus is going to help anything

09:03:36 BingoBoingo: Maybe someone introduces him to 'bubbling;

09:04:44 pankkake: ;;ud bubbling

09:04:45 gribble: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Bubbling | Bubbling. A photo editing technique which uses clever positioning of transparent circles in an opaque color layer to trick the mind into thinking a person in a ...

09:04:51 fluffypony: yeah, poopsenders don't even deliver to Cyprus

09:04:52 fluffypony: unfortunately

09:05:07 pankkake: oh, I remember bubbling

09:05:21 BingoBoingo: ;;google bubbling "pissing in their own mouth"

09:05:22 gribble: 'Bubbling' Is the New Teen Trend That Will Make You Gag - Jezebel: http://jezebel.com/bubbling-is-the-new-teen-trend-that-will-make-you-gag-1599360630; People Are Imitating Todd “Bubbling” Carney And Pissing In Their ...: http://junkee.com/people-are-imitating-todd-bubbling-carney-and-pissing-in-their-own-mouths-on-facebook/37014; Everyone Needs To Stop Trying To Make (1 more message)

09:05:39 pankkake: fluffypony: poopsenders are the number one reason I hide my identity :p

09:05:54 pankkake: not that I would be the the one receiving the poop anyway…

09:06:05 fluffypony: lol

09:06:46 BingoBoingo: I'm sleep. Everyone who keeps trying to unkill my beautiful death with their life bombs can eat it, as they continue to hurt their cause.

09:09:49 mircea_popescu: wait.

09:09:54 mircea_popescu: that jezebel thing, ALSO gawker ?

09:10:12 mircea_popescu: dude just how much crap can these people put out ?

09:12:44 fluffypony: yeah Jezebel is horrible

09:12:48 fluffypony: the only gawker site I still occasionally browse is Jalopnik

09:13:09 fluffypony: and only because a friend of mine, Seagram Pearce, often has his photos on there

09:15:27 mircea_popescu: what's that one ?

09:16:09 fluffypony: mircea_popescu: cars

09:16:12 mircea_popescu: anyway, they got everything don't they ? gawker is basically hot topic of internet crapola. jezbel aka let's try and commercialise feminism,

09:16:21 fluffypony: http://jalopnik.com/the-sea-the-sky-the-aston-martin-v8-vantage-818009094

09:16:22 assbot: The Sea, The Sky, The Aston Martin V8 Vantage

09:16:25 mircea_popescu: shit. next words out of my mouth were "do they have a car one"

09:16:29 mircea_popescu: how about working out ?

09:16:30 fluffypony: lol

09:17:00 fluffypony: no clue

09:17:12 fluffypony: their "empire" has become worse than HuffPo

09:17:22 fluffypony: if that were at all possible

09:18:53 mircea_popescu: wait they';re different ?

09:20:03 fluffypony: yes

09:20:18 mircea_popescu: different, how.

09:20:36 mircea_popescu: don't tell me they're burning the venture capital of rival, competing venture firms.

09:23:55 fluffypony: I mean they're physically different companies

09:24:08 pankkake: but part of the same conspiracy!

09:24:21 fluffypony: they have fun shit like this:

09:24:21 fluffypony: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/gabrielle-canon/dear-gawker-thanks-for-pr_b_3624887.html

09:24:21 assbot: Gawker Must Not Know What Journalism Is: A Different Take on the Role of J-schools | Gabrielle Canon

09:24:24 mircea_popescu: in what sense are they different

09:24:33 mircea_popescu: o, they attack each other ?

09:24:37 fluffypony: yes

09:24:39 fluffypony: like kids on a playground

09:24:42 fluffypony: that the adults ignore

09:25:00 mircea_popescu: so the two 17yo blondies vying for homecoming queen are different girls ?

09:25:07 mircea_popescu: maybe im old, but seems a tenuous argument.

09:25:44 mircea_popescu: (they both employ freelance journalists. THE SAME freelance journalists)

09:26:06 mircea_popescu: "Gawker staff writer Hamilton Nolan loves to rant. I can't say I ever particularly noticed Nolan, or that his opinionated posts stand out from the rest of the sensationalized content Gawker churns out each day"

09:26:06 fluffypony: yet each view each other as competition and think they stand on the moral high ground

09:26:20 mircea_popescu: ahaha check it out, canon imagines herself in a position to review nolan.

09:26:36 mircea_popescu: the names are picked with an eye to livresqueness.

09:28:07 fluffypony: lol

09:28:14 mircea_popescu: "Journalism is a public good, essential to the health of democracy and the growth of society." "I was awarded a partial scholarship but still incurred over $30,000 in debt that will likely follow me far into the future."

09:28:26 mircea_popescu: ah how delicious.

09:28:51 fluffypony: the only media group I particularly like atm is Anticlown

09:28:58 mircea_popescu: woman basically copy/pasted three different things together.

09:29:56 chetty: http://www.campusreform.org/?ID=5735

09:29:57 assbot: University offers female students extra credit for not shaving their armpits

09:30:27 mircea_popescu: ahahahah

09:30:35 mircea_popescu: but not male students, right ?

09:30:45 mircea_popescu: are they getting sued ?

09:30:54 chetty: males get credit for shaving, neck down

09:31:25 mircea_popescu: soooo... are they getting sued ?

09:31:45 fluffypony: http://www.thesuperficial.com/lindsay-lohan-legs-scratched-bruised-like-that-of-a-hooker-07-2014

09:31:46 assbot: Lindsay Lohan’s Legs Look Like This Because of Biking, You Guys, She Was Biking - The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

09:31:48 fluffypony: lol

09:31:55 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8500 @ 0.00082654 = 7.0256 BTC [+] {2}

09:31:55 pankkake: Men are also allowed to receive extra credit, as long as they shave their bodies from the neck down.

09:33:17 pankkake: it would probably take a week to shave me

09:34:01 fluffypony: lol

09:34:14 mircea_popescu: how do they know how hooker legs look anyway ?

09:34:15 fluffypony: well there was that study that found that hirsute males are more intelligent

09:34:16 fluffypony: so that's good

09:34:27 mircea_popescu: i never noticed hooker legs being a thing.

09:35:49 mircea_popescu: im kinda looking forward to the day all males under 30 are in cock cages in the us.

09:36:00 mircea_popescu: i'll prolly visit just to piss on the general public.

09:36:43 mircea_popescu: o they don't mean hooker, they mean meth.

09:36:51 mircea_popescu: i guess they're not allowed to say meth ?

09:38:24 fluffypony: yeah

09:40:17 mircea_popescu: anyway, i don't think i am currently ranking any media outlet above zero.

09:40:44 mircea_popescu: sorta like reading hustler twenty years ago.

09:42:01 mircea_popescu: "If you'd like to advertise on one of our sites you can check out our advertising info." which they helpfuly omit to include, either as a link or anywhere on the page.

09:42:04 mircea_popescu: derps.

09:42:17 chetty: all media has turned into 'boy eats foot' (what people used to call things like Enquirer)

09:42:22 penguirker: New blog post: http://fraudsters.com/2014/3-3-things/

09:42:36 mircea_popescu: linked twitter acct, "The best publisher of things ever in the history of the Universe.", abandoned since last year.

09:43:53 mircea_popescu: facebook page even better, abandoned since 2012.

09:44:41 mircea_popescu: i dun think this counts as a media group, fluffypony

09:45:20 fluffypony: I read Geekologie and I Watch Stuff

09:45:46 fluffypony: not really interested enough in celebrities to read The Superficial

09:45:53 mircea_popescu: there probably ~should~ be a media empire,

09:45:58 mircea_popescu: but princessnell is lazy

09:46:04 fluffypony: all 3 are linked at the bottom of the Anticlown site

09:48:52 mircea_popescu: lol

09:49:15 davout: was there already a service for corporations designed to facilitate wage payment in BTC?

09:49:27 davout: i think i heard about sthg like this already

09:50:42 mircea_popescu: fucking inept this guy, sitting in his livingroom on kerepesi utca, derping around.

09:54:09 fluffypony: good article (the bit towards the end, really) - http://apenwarr.ca/log/?m=201407#01

09:54:09 assbot: apenwarr

09:54:32 fluffypony: mircea_popescu: kerepesi utca?

09:54:44 mircea_popescu: userguy243/ninjashogun

09:57:30 mircea_popescu: "and we all want to feel good about ourselves." da fuck. no we don't all give a shit.

10:01:14 mircea_popescu: anyway, a good idea in there (specifically, that complacency kills) buried under so much bad phrasing (like the we above) and outright ignorant idiocy (like the "logic works" debate) that i'd just send the author back to 7th grade with a very welted butt

10:01:30 mircea_popescu: were he blessed enough to be my slave, which he isn't & won't be.

10:03:12 fluffypony: I liked his point on programmer logic, though - I've dealt all too often with devs who have this complete close-minded, ivory tower complex

10:03:37 fluffypony: which comes from years of not being told that they're not wrong, but their idea is fucking awful

10:04:25 mircea_popescu: or maybe from having been told this by the wrong people.

10:05:29 mircea_popescu: guy a tells girl she has a fat ass, she goes on a diet and gets a gym pass. guys b through z tell girl she has a fat ass, she buys femfandom today and writes angry blogposts about the sexist guys b through z.

10:06:20 mircea_popescu: "Eventually all the old phones will be shut down and we can switch entirely to the new system."

10:06:29 mircea_popescu: AHAHAHAHAhahahahaha ok that's the funniest thing i read all week.

10:06:38 mircea_popescu: you got a point lol. total closeminded fucktardery.

10:15:23 punkman: http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2014/07/03/world/middleeast/syria-iraq-isis-rogue-state-along-two-rivers.html

10:15:26 assbot: Log In - The New York Times

10:18:56 ThickAsThieves: http://www.eba.europa.eu/-/eba-proposes-potential-regulatory-regime-for-virtual-currencies-but-also-advises-that-financial-institutions-should-not-buy-hold-or-sell-them-whilst-n

10:18:56 assbot: EBA proposes potential regulatory regime for virtual currencies, but also advises that financial institutions should not buy, hold or sell them whilst no such regime is in place - View press release - European Banking Authority

10:19:36 ThickAsThieves: after put thru the Bloomberg filter: EU Banks Must Shun Bitcoin Until Rules in Place, EBA Says

10:21:50 kyuupichan: "should not buy, hold or sell them" Um, impossible to fulfil if already holding....

10:22:49 kyuupichan: EBA apparently doesn't realize BTC has its own regulatory regime and what they think is irrelevant

10:23:06 chetty: <kyuupichan> "should not buy, hold or sell them" Um, impossible to fulfil if already holding....// nthey could destroy,lose the keys

10:23:56 kyuupichan: Suits me just fine, I thank them for their contribution

10:24:47 kyuupichan: "and the financial viability of some market participants remains uncertain"

10:24:48 pankkake: ;;bc,stats

10:24:51 gribble: Current Blocks: 309147 | Current Difficulty: 1.6818461371161112E10 | Next Difficulty At Block: 310463 | Next Difficulty In: 1316 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 1 week, 2 days, 7 hours, 59 minutes, and 59 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 16073422604.6 | Estimated Percent Change: -4.42989

10:24:51 kyuupichan: What, the banks?

10:26:36 kyuupichan: "the creation of ?scheme governing authorities' accountable for the integrity of a particular virtual currency scheme and its key components, including its protocol and transaction ledger."

10:26:57 kyuupichan: !?! Good luck with that. Unless they mean the existing mining network.

10:30:05 mircea_popescu: kyuupichan eu bureaucrats.

10:30:54 ThickAsThieves: if we control everything, everything will be okay

10:31:16 mircea_popescu: anyway, the eu finds itself in exactly the same position the us finds itself, except a little more clueless, a little more baselessly vanitous and a little later to the party.

10:33:54 pankkake: as usual

10:34:09 mircea_popescu: pretty much yeah

10:34:16 ThickAsThieves: ;;ticker

10:34:17 gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 625.75, Best ask: 626.0, Bid-ask spread: 0.25000, Last trade: 626.0, 24 hour volume: 8661.38903698, 24 hour low: 619.79, 24 hour high: 652.79, 24 hour vwap: 641.286154709

10:37:34 mircea_popescu: i really can't believe i got exaclty 1 respondent to the tits post.

10:38:04 ThickAsThieves: your game is slippin

10:38:40 mircea_popescu: wait, MY game ?

10:38:48 ThickAsThieves: that's what happens when you try to be a feminist

10:39:29 pankkake: camwhores don't read fraudsters, surprising?

10:39:54 mircea_popescu: pankkake i think it was on reddit and everything.

10:41:19 pankkake: well yes I put it there. didn't see much traffic either

10:41:42 mircea_popescu: i guess they don't read reddit either huh.

10:42:44 ThickAsThieves: maybe andreas is available for evangelist consulting, or there's always the mastercoin guy

10:43:24 mircea_popescu: maybe i should put it on fiverr lmao.

10:43:29 ThickAsThieves: isnt it the mastercoin guy or one of those guys who's a former pickup artist?

10:44:05 ThickAsThieves: http://www.buzzfeed.com/katienotopoulos/famous-pickup-artist-is-now-a-bitcoin-expert

10:44:06 assbot: Famous Pickup Artist Is Now A Bitcoin Expert

10:44:15 ThickAsThieves: Chris Odom

10:44:28 ThickAsThieves: he's the OT guy

10:44:29 ThickAsThieves: my bad

10:44:56 kyuupichan: Wonder what the eu bureaucrats are gonna do when they're out of a job

10:45:06 kyuupichan: Show titties to MP perhaps.

10:45:09 mircea_popescu: http://www.reddit.com/r/deCrypto/ << actually it's like #2

10:45:10 assbot: reddit.com: over 18?

10:45:15 mircea_popescu: but yeah, zero traffic there huh

10:45:40 mircea_popescu: kyuupichan consider this simple point, that allegedly there's famine in this world

10:45:47 mircea_popescu: meanwhile 0.1 btc buys a boatload of rice.

10:46:27 ThickAsThieves: people in famine got no interwebs

10:47:05 mircea_popescu: but tbh, there's another thing that puzzles me. i imagined prolly tons of people that watch the logs also visit camsites, and dropping that link'd be pretty great way to tip the girl without having to pay.

10:47:14 kyuupichan: Stamp trading 2.5% below bitfinex, which is unusual

10:47:19 ThickAsThieves: bill gates is workin on shit, youll have post-famine boobies soon enough

10:47:21 pankkake: I submitted to the bigger /r/girlsgonebitcoin but it was ignored

10:47:25 mircea_popescu: considering what people normaly do for a 2 dollar freebie... i'd have thought it'd spread as fire

10:47:35 mircea_popescu: i guess im fundamentally misunderstanding something.

10:48:39 mircea_popescu: i guess it's the fear of the unknown i'm misrepresenting. people WILL grind online poker for about 50 cents an hour. but that's their routine, and so easy.

10:49:24 chetty: venture into the unknown - people dont do that much

10:50:32 mircea_popescu: pankkake i don't even see it. prolly mod deleted it ?

10:51:04 pankkake: http://www.reddit.com/r/GirlsGoneBitcoin/comments/299ee9/opportunity_to_get_01btc_for_your_tits_on_irc/

10:51:04 assbot: reddit.com: over 18?

10:51:32 ThickAsThieves: maybe they just wanna make money by mistake too

10:51:40 mircea_popescu: http://www.reddit.com/r/GirlsGoneBitcoin/ < < but not on the list.

10:51:41 assbot: reddit.com: over 18?

10:53:07 mircea_popescu: http://www.metartnetwork.com/bitcoin/ << btw metart does bitcoin now

10:53:07 assbot: Bitcoin Payment Options: MetArt Network

10:53:57 ThickAsThieves: nice

10:55:11 ThickAsThieves: this guy got his coins back http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/273vi2/if_you_just_received_800_bitcoin_out_of_the_blue

10:55:12 assbot: If you just received 800 Bitcoin out of the blue, it was from me : Bitcoin

10:55:25 ThickAsThieves: he's lucky he sent them to lawyers

10:56:33 mircea_popescu: !up haos

11:03:25 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17300 @ 0.00083003 = 14.3595 BTC [+]

11:09:30 chetty: making money is crass

11:09:54 chetty: got to do stuff for a cause

11:19:41 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15300 @ 0.00083014 = 12.7011 BTC [+] {3}

11:24:36 mircea_popescu: meh.

11:30:07 ThickAsThieves: http://retroshare.sourceforge.net

11:30:07 assbot: RetroShare

11:31:53 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2533 @ 0.00083016 = 2.1028 BTC [+]

11:38:00 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1071 @ 0.00082943 = 0.8883 BTC [-]

11:39:28 mircea_popescu: !up fulloffantasies

11:39:33 mircea_popescu: hey there fulloffantasies

11:39:43 fulloffantasies: hello

11:39:53 mircea_popescu: what brings you here ?

11:40:17 fulloffantasies: bitcoins and showing off my tits

11:40:24 fulloffantasies: how do I do this?

11:40:31 pankkake: yay!

11:40:32 mircea_popescu: o hey. i was jus tbitching about it.

11:40:40 mircea_popescu: so first, link to some of your older material ? what you got ?

11:40:58 fulloffantasies: http://www.reddit.com/user/fulloffantasies/submitted/

11:40:59 assbot: submitted by fulloffantasies

11:42:13 mircea_popescu: aite. write b8583084 on your tits, take a picture. get your face in there.

11:42:29 fulloffantasies: No where was it mentioned I had to show my face

11:42:35 mircea_popescu: o you don't do that ?

11:42:44 fulloffantasies: it says the identification only needed me to write a sentence on my chest

11:42:46 fulloffantasies: no, I don't.

11:42:52 fulloffantasies: it's not fun for me to be identified :/

11:42:58 mircea_popescu: i see

11:43:21 mircea_popescu: what you got distinctive ? that's not actually identifying you

11:43:57 fulloffantasies: well if I write a sentence on my chest and post it, and you give me the sentence now you can look at my pics and compare my body

11:43:58 pankkake: come on, it's not like you're being farmed for coins yet

11:44:10 mircea_popescu: aite, go for it.

11:44:43 mircea_popescu: pankkake you always side with the working man dontcha

11:45:08 mircea_popescu: fulloffantasies b8583084 on your tits, get enough of yourself in there so you won't be reused later.

11:46:41 mircea_popescu: as a purely academic point, wouldn't http://i.imgur.com/6viKheJ.jpg be enough to identify someone ? at least to anyone that knows them any.

11:46:49 pankkake: 1346 ninjashogun> wtf is wrong with this channel. it's misogynistic and

11:46:52 pankkake: incredibly wrong - people aren't a piece of meat. Fueling

11:46:55 pankkake: the idle power trip of a guy who thinks access to money makes

11:46:58 pankkake: him some kind of god among men is ridic. Mircau behaves like

11:47:01 pankkake: Borat, if Borat happened to realize he can get bitcoins juts

11:47:04 pankkake: by promising more.

11:47:07 pankkake: I like the comparison to Borat

11:47:22 mircea_popescu: i like that he's still not got my name.

11:47:40 pankkake: it's an original, usually Mirceau

11:48:23 mircea_popescu: well maybe he misspelled in anger

11:48:34 pankkake: no, he did it earlier

11:49:11 fulloffantasies: http://i.imgur.com/Y6fCvB5.jpg

11:49:14 fulloffantasies: there you go

11:49:48 mircea_popescu: nice tits. your address ?

11:50:19 fulloffantasies: thank you! it's 16MVEdL9Vtyi3cQ9YcdaLu9MSyAniaBaY8

11:50:21 pankkake: also how did you find out about the thing?

11:50:35 fulloffantasies: i posted in r/girlsgonebitcoin and someone sent me a message

11:50:43 mircea_popescu: fulloffantasies aite. so tell other girls, and also : stick around here. ima prolly have more jobs in the future.

11:52:34 mircea_popescu: ;;tslb

11:52:38 mircea_popescu: !up Padstomper

11:52:38 gribble: Time since last block: 5 minutes and 51 seconds

11:52:56 mircea_popescu: Padstomper what brings you here ?

11:52:57 fulloffantasies: holy shit

11:53:01 Padstomper: Hey. A friend of mine got a message about this channel, so I'm just checking it out

11:53:03 fulloffantasies: it worked. thank you!

11:53:12 mircea_popescu: fulloffantasies lol you seem surprised.

11:53:19 Padstomper: Seems like you have quite a few people here. That's neat

11:53:31 fulloffantasies: some one offered me a whole .1 bitcoin to see my tits?

11:53:38 fulloffantasies: of course I was skeptical

11:53:45 mircea_popescu: lol. how did you find bitcoin anyway ?

11:54:10 fulloffantasies: got sick of getting paid in amazon gift cards

11:54:17 fulloffantasies: looked into other options

11:54:21 mircea_popescu: ok, here's something that you'll love then :

11:54:27 mircea_popescu: ;;google mpoe-pr stripperweb

11:54:28 gribble: News Flash: Some Sex Workers Like Some Of Their Customers ...: http://freethoughtblogs.com/greta/2011/10/23/news-flash-some-sex-workers-like-some-of-their-customers/; MYIP网站地图325 - 站长工具,域名注册信息,搜索引擎收录,Alexa ...: http://www.myip.cn/sitemaps/sitemap325.html

11:54:35 mircea_popescu: hm. google you pos.

11:54:57 mircea_popescu: https://www.stripperweb.com/forum/archive/index.php/t-181800.html there.

11:54:58 assbot: Bitcoin Giveaway [Archive] - Stripper Web Exotic Dancer Community

11:55:57 fulloffantasies: we really do

11:55:59 fulloffantasies: lol

11:56:59 mircea_popescu: lol. not that one, the stripperweb one.

11:59:08 assbot: ninjashogun +v failed; L1: 0, L2: -3

11:59:21 mircea_popescu: foreal

12:02:09 Padstomper: My friend will likely be joining soon.

12:02:18 mircea_popescu: who's she ?

12:02:20 Padstomper: Under the name Indiancandy1.

12:02:32 mircea_popescu: !up indiancandy1

12:02:54 mircea_popescu: indiancandy1 are you here for the tits ?

12:03:20 Padstomper: Yeah, she is. She'll likely have to register with nickserv, right? Or do you have some other way of maintaining verification?

12:03:33 mircea_popescu: she can register if she likes her nick, yeah

12:04:25 mircea_popescu: pankkake are you amazed by my amazing powers of "bitch and ye shall receive" yet btw ?

12:04:25 assbot: AMAZING COMPANY!

12:05:26 cazalla: just sat down with a beer, great timing

12:05:39 xmj: hahaha

12:06:25 mircea_popescu: are you still in oz ?

12:06:44 cazalla: yeah ofc

12:08:19 indiancandy1: "/msg nickserv register <diva4ever> <businessenquiriesforshanti@gmail.com>".

12:09:00 Padstomper: Welp. Nothing to see here, move along.

12:09:25 mircea_popescu: Padstomper you know she doesn't HAVE to, the girl above did just fine w/o regging.

12:09:36 mircea_popescu: !up fulloffantasies

12:09:58 indiancandy1: /msg nickserv register <tr1n8frikitona> <businessenquiriesforshanti@gmail.com>

12:10:21 mircea_popescu: indiancandy1 ditch the leading space. and also if your reddit or w/e pw is diva4ever you'd better change it, this is a logged channel.

12:10:34 indiancandy1: omgggg

12:10:54 cazalla: sounds like someone used the password guide bitcoinpete posted other day

12:11:29 Padstomper: Can you link that one? Idon't know it

12:11:45 mircea_popescu: !s from:bitcoinpete guide

12:11:46 assbot: 1 results for 'from:bitcoinpete guide' : http://search.bitcoin-assets.com/?q=from%3Abitcoinpete+guide

12:12:05 mircea_popescu: hmm that's not it.

12:12:07 cazalla: it's an onion article, not serious

12:12:09 Padstomper: Nop

12:12:15 mircea_popescu: all this fab technology that doesn't actually do stuff

12:12:18 cazalla: http://www.clickhole.com/article/tips-crafting-strong-password-really-pops-391

12:12:18 assbot: Tips For Crafting A Strong Password That Really Pops | ClickHole Because all content deserves to go viral

12:13:52 mircea_popescu: http://www.dailydot.com/esports/curse-astroturf-reddit-scandal/

12:13:53 assbot: Reddit's moderator crisis continues with for-profit spam scandal

12:13:57 mircea_popescu: aww

12:14:03 cazalla: tips, guide, no semantic search?

12:17:00 Padstomper: Alright, so if she doesn't need to register..

12:17:06 Padstomper: What should she do for verification?

12:17:35 mircea_popescu: lol strange relationshio you do got going. indiancandy1 got a link to your previous work ?

12:17:52 kyuupichan: Fuck, 800 BTC, that's half a buck sent to Karpeles again

12:18:11 Padstomper: I understand tech a bit more than she does.

12:18:12 mircea_popescu: kyuupichan you doing the logs ?

12:18:25 mircea_popescu: Padstomper well ok, but an url isn't that hard :)

12:18:27 kyuupichan: mircea_popescu: ?

12:18:59 Padstomper: Yeah, moment.

12:19:08 mircea_popescu: kyuupichan i thought you ran into http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=04-07-2014#743560

12:19:09 assbot: #bitcoin-assets log

12:19:52 Padstomper: But yeah. It's a bit odd. But I practically live on irc and the internet, she's not so fluent with it.

12:20:17 mircea_popescu: great time to learn.

12:20:48 indiancandy1: http://imgur.com/JlzKjcw

12:20:48 assbot: imgur: the simple image sharer

12:20:50 kyuupichan: mircea_popescu: Yeah, catching up. Unbelievable retirement Karpeles is gonna have.

12:20:52 indiancandy1: thats my boobies

12:20:57 indiancandy1: my nipples are peirced

12:21:40 mircea_popescu: indiancandy1 do you have a site/a tumblr/something ?

12:22:04 indiancandy1: site?

12:22:09 indiancandy1: what type

12:22:13 indiancandy1: not im not good with the net

12:22:15 indiancandy1: im new here

12:22:19 indiancandy1: i dont have tumblr

12:22:20 indiancandy1: either

12:22:25 indiancandy1: duno how 2 use it

12:22:29 indiancandy1: is it like facebook

12:22:35 kyuupichan: Actually it seems they were returned. Haha.

12:22:56 mircea_popescu: lol. mkay. take a pic of your tits with 50027b6b written on your chest. make sure you get your head in there.

12:23:10 indiancandy1: y my face

12:23:22 indiancandy1: i dont have make up on

12:23:23 fulloffantasies: I didn't use my face.

12:23:25 indiancandy1: i look like poo

12:23:33 indiancandy1: and to get all dolled up

12:23:35 indiancandy1: is a long thing

12:23:37 indiancandy1: but wil do

12:23:39 indiancandy1: ur pic

12:23:41 indiancandy1: now

12:23:41 mircea_popescu: indiancandy1 well, the problem is this : we can't really identify tits.

12:23:51 mircea_popescu: soon enough people will just be recycling the same ones.

12:23:56 indiancandy1: ok fair enough

12:24:03 indiancandy1: but what if my face is ugly

12:24:05 fulloffantasies: see, you keep saying that but if you write a specific code on the tits...

12:24:11 fulloffantasies: you're going to know if someone writes the wrong code...

12:24:16 fulloffantasies: hopefully

12:24:20 mircea_popescu: fulloffantasies you gotta look into photoshop sometime.,

12:24:28 mircea_popescu: indiancandy1 it's okay, we don't judge.

12:24:39 fulloffantasies: lol no, I know about PS I'm just saying

12:24:41 mircea_popescu: well at least i don't. these other assholes... who knows.

12:24:45 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15900 @ 0.00082943 = 13.1879 BTC [-]

12:24:55 fulloffantasies: you got the girl's history posts, just ask her to show enough of her body/background and compre

12:25:00 mircea_popescu: fulloffantasies for 50 bucks an azn sweatshop can make you be the queen of england.

12:25:17 mircea_popescu: omg stop managing my shit for me lmao. what's this!

12:26:59 mircea_popescu: fulloffantasies actually if you wanna do something positive for your future, you should reg your nick with nickserv and then get in the wot.

12:27:08 fulloffantasies: Sorry. I mean, you were pretty cool about me not showing mine so I guess if it's that big of a deal to other girls as well you'll work it out.

12:27:22 fulloffantasies: ? lol wut?

12:27:22 indiancandy1: maybe he kis curios

12:27:25 indiancandy1: his curios

12:27:28 indiancandy1: about my face

12:27:33 indiancandy1: coz my tits r dam hot

12:27:34 indiancandy1: lol

12:27:35 indiancandy1: ahahah

12:27:47 indiancandy1: im ugly dont get ur hopes up

12:27:55 mircea_popescu: indiancandy1 no but really waht's all the shyness. you got tits, wear them proud.

12:28:08 indiancandy1: belive me

12:28:09 indiancandy1: i do

12:28:10 mircea_popescu: fulloffantasies which part ?

12:28:13 mircea_popescu: !up Dekker3D

12:28:36 Dekker3D: "Padstomper" got devoiced. Figured I'd get on my normal irc client

12:28:44 mircea_popescu: ah

12:28:47 fulloffantasies: "reg your nick with nickserv and then get in the wot."

12:28:56 Dekker3D: What is the wot?

12:28:59 mircea_popescu: fulloffantasies what indiancandy1 was trying for above.

12:29:06 mircea_popescu: ;;gettrust Dekker3D

12:29:07 gribble: WARNING: Currently not authenticated. Trust relationship from user mircea_popescu to user Dekker3D: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 0 via 0 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=mircea_popescu&dest=Dekker3D | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=Dekker3D | Rated since: never

12:29:13 mircea_popescu: that's the wot. and you're not in it.

12:29:47 Dekker3D: Hm. Bitcoin web of trust. This explains why peopel don't need to register with nickserv

12:29:55 mircea_popescu: :p

12:30:07 Dekker3D: How do I use this?

12:30:35 mircea_popescu: http://wiki.bitcoin-assets.com/first_steps_in_bitcoin-assets << read this

12:30:35 assbot: first_steps_in_bitcoin-assets [bitcoin assets wiki]

12:30:46 Dekker3D: Thanks

12:31:21 Dekker3D: Did fulloffantasies not have to show her face because she's been on the web of trust for a while?

12:31:46 mircea_popescu: well, more because pankkake pestered me.

12:31:52 mircea_popescu: ;;gettrust pankkake

12:31:53 gribble: Currently authenticated from hostmask pankkake!~anus@inara.p.engu.in. Trust relationship from user mircea_popescu to user pankkake: Level 1: 3, Level 2: 8 via 9 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=mircea_popescu&dest=pankkake | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=pankkake | Rated since: Thu Jun 6 12:07:25 2013

12:32:14 mircea_popescu: you can get away with bloody murder if you're well connected.

12:32:35 Dekker3D: Lovely.

12:32:54 Dekker3D: So... wait. Because pankkake bothered you, indiancandy1 has to show her face?

12:33:21 mircea_popescu: no lol.

12:33:28 Dekker3D: Can you give voice back to indiancandy1, by the way?

12:33:28 fulloffantasies: *shrug* I told them to compare my history posts to the ones I posted with the code to confirm it was me.

12:33:32 mircea_popescu: !up indiancandy1

12:33:42 Dekker3D: Ah.

12:33:44 mircea_popescu: hai indiancandy1

12:33:50 fulloffantasies: showed a good bit of body for it for maximum comparison

12:33:52 fulloffantasies: but it worked.

12:34:08 indiancandy1: i have been voiced

12:34:09 Dekker3D: Well, yeah. She is keeping a bit of a disconnect from another identity, because of personal reasons.

12:34:10 mircea_popescu: Dekker3D he was all like "cmon man i've not seen a girl in six years plz don't be difficult" and so on.

12:34:11 indiancandy1: what is that

12:34:16 Dekker3D: That's why she doesn't want to show her face.

12:34:34 Dekker3D: Lol.

12:34:44 fulloffantasies: I just don't like it, lol. I love showing off, but it would ruin it for me entirely if I was identified...

12:34:48 Dekker3D: Well, some irc channels require "voice"

12:34:58 mircea_popescu: fulloffantasies why's that ?

12:35:01 fulloffantasies: I like walking down the street and wondering whose seen me naked

12:35:01 Dekker3D: And it can be given to people who deserve it, and removed from those who prove they don't

12:35:05 indiancandy1: well it wouldnt ruin it

12:35:10 indiancandy1: but i would look cheap

12:35:12 indiancandy1: if it got out

12:35:13 Dekker3D: You can't talk without voice on this channel

12:35:16 fulloffantasies: but it would ruin it *for me*

12:35:19 indiancandy1: that i was sellin my boob pix

12:35:22 mircea_popescu: indiancandy1 http://fraudsters.com/2014/bitcoin-assets-m/ there'

12:35:24 assbot: #bitcoin-assets +m pe fraudsters - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.

12:35:25 mircea_popescu: s the story

12:35:48 mircea_popescu: indiancandy1 to whom ?

12:35:51 indiancandy1: so did u

12:35:52 indiancandy1: un voice me

12:35:53 mircea_popescu: most people i know don't get .1 btc.

12:35:58 indiancandy1: i dont get this

12:36:02 indiancandy1: voice

12:36:03 indiancandy1: un voice

12:36:06 indiancandy1: exiting

12:36:07 mircea_popescu: fulloffantasies i see.

12:36:20 mircea_popescu: indiancandy1 voice lasts 30 minutes at a time.

12:36:25 indiancandy1: yea

12:36:26 mircea_popescu: "-assbot- You voiced indiancandy1 for 30 minutes." it says

12:36:29 indiancandy1: this is so interesting

12:36:35 mircea_popescu: it is.

12:36:54 fulloffantasies: plus I think no faces is sexier. leave more to the imagination and all.

12:37:19 mircea_popescu: seems a bit infantile to me tbh.

12:37:34 fulloffantasies: *shrug* just my opinion.

12:37:38 indiancandy1: is it coz im indian

12:37:45 indiancandy1: LOL

12:37:46 indiancandy1: ahahah

12:38:05 mircea_popescu: indiancandy1 are you indian ?

12:38:11 indiancandy1: half

12:38:11 cazalla: fwiw i was searching other day for bit of indian on the side

12:38:12 indiancandy1: duh

12:38:16 ThickAsThieves: mp bitches no one will show their tits, then bitches they won't show face, I see where this is going

12:38:18 indiancandy1: why would my user name be indian

12:38:31 mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves lol.

12:38:35 indiancandy1: what indian curry

12:38:46 cazalla: well be it that missus is breastfeeding and all

12:38:51 mircea_popescu: indiancandy1 so do you live in india ?

12:39:02 indiancandy1: i live in

12:39:06 indiancandy1: london/mumbai

12:39:30 mircea_popescu: so what's your native language ? tamil was it ?

12:40:17 mircea_popescu: !up fulloffantasies

12:40:40 indiancandy1: omg

12:40:44 indiancandy1: tamil is sri lanka

12:40:49 indiancandy1: not india

12:41:00 mircea_popescu: mahrati ?

12:41:06 indiancandy1: look at you

12:41:07 indiancandy1: ahaha

12:41:14 indiancandy1: im actualy not from maharashtra

12:41:16 indiancandy1: i just work there

12:41:20 indiancandy1: im punajbi

12:41:23 indiancandy1: punjabi

12:41:36 mircea_popescu: aha. what do you do, callcentering ?

12:41:55 indiancandy1: omg

12:41:56 indiancandy1: ahaha

12:41:58 indiancandy1: racist

12:42:02 cazalla: free ring ding

12:42:06 ThickAsThieves: stereotypist!

12:42:14 indiancandy1: you need 2 watch this comedy

12:42:16 mircea_popescu: im just askin'!

12:42:20 indiancandy1: on comedy central called outsourced

12:42:28 indiancandy1: its about a indian call centre

12:42:35 indiancandy1: its awsome

12:42:41 indiancandy1: no i work in media

12:42:44 indiancandy1: im a journalist

12:42:53 mircea_popescu: o hey.

12:42:58 mircea_popescu: did you write any bitcoin articles ?

12:43:03 indiancandy1: nooo

12:43:05 indiancandy1: bolywood

12:43:06 indiancandy1: LOL

12:43:08 indiancandy1: bollywood

12:43:17 indiancandy1: hindi cinema and

12:43:22 indiancandy1: tv serial

12:43:39 indiancandy1: what about u

12:43:49 mircea_popescu: what about me ?

12:43:53 indiancandy1: wat u do

12:44:02 mircea_popescu: ;;google romanian billionaire

12:44:02 gribble: List of Romanians by net worth - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Romanians_by_net_worth; Category:Romanian billionaires - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Romanian_billionaires; Romanian billionaire, prosecuted for allegedly bribing two judges ...: http://www.romania-insider.com/romanian- (1 more message)

12:44:12 mircea_popescu: apparently, nothing.

12:44:17 ThickAsThieves: lol

12:44:35 chetty: he pays girls for tits

12:44:49 mircea_popescu: i annoy bois.

12:44:59 indiancandy1: are you romanians

12:45:08 ThickAsThieves: only by association

12:45:10 mircea_popescu: yeah.

12:45:11 mircea_popescu: "Dan Adamescu, one of the richest businessmen in Romania, was indicted on Thursday, May 22, by prosecutors from the National Anticorruption Directorate (DNA), for allegedly bribing two judges, DNA officially announced. One of his lawyers commited suicide on the subway, three days before the indictment, Romanian media found out."

12:45:13 indiancandy1: che fatch

12:45:19 indiancandy1: i know how 2 say hi

12:45:20 mircea_popescu: haha! bine fac. tu ce faci

12:45:31 indiancandy1: there is a inflation

12:45:37 indiancandy1: of romanian prostitutes

12:45:39 indiancandy1: in london

12:45:42 mircea_popescu: in india ?!

12:45:43 mircea_popescu: ah.

12:45:50 indiancandy1: when i say inflation

12:45:52 indiancandy1: i mean seriose

12:45:53 mircea_popescu: sure, romanian gals fuck well.

12:45:54 indiancandy1: masss

12:46:03 indiancandy1: i heard the dudes

12:46:07 indiancandy1: got big ding dongs

12:46:14 ThickAsThieves: lol

12:46:16 indiancandy1: some girl told me her x is romania

12:46:25 indiancandy1: nn his ting is size of 2 coke cans together

12:46:27 indiancandy1: ahaha

12:46:36 mircea_popescu: o, yeah. i have a pic somewhere.

12:46:45 indiancandy1: do you live in romania

12:46:49 mircea_popescu: http://fraudsters.com/2010/nsfw-pula-mea/

12:46:50 assbot: NSFW - Pula mea pe fraudsters - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.

12:46:55 mircea_popescu: nah, i live in buenos aires.

12:47:11 indiancandy1: why

12:47:16 mircea_popescu: i like the air.

12:48:48 indiancandy1: romania

12:48:58 indiancandy1: u no the gypsies originally come from india

12:49:10 mircea_popescu: yeah

12:49:59 Dekker3D: Hey, I'd just like to check

12:50:24 Dekker3D: Because of the identity thing, would it be alright if she makes a photo showing most of her body, but not her face, with the code you gave her earlier?

12:50:30 Dekker3D: I mean, for verification

12:50:52 mircea_popescu: Dekker3D how come you're arguing this ?

12:51:06 Dekker3D: She asked me, I'm asking you :P

12:51:06 mircea_popescu: indiancandy1 you dun wanna show your face ?

12:51:18 indiancandy1: no

12:51:20 mircea_popescu: i'm asking her. we're practically a sitcom by now

12:51:24 mircea_popescu: indiancandy1 why not!

12:51:28 Dekker3D: Heh.

12:51:30 indiancandy1: becaus

12:51:36 indiancandy1: i could get

12:51:38 indiancandy1: find out

12:51:41 Dekker3D: ;;eregister Dekker3D 3B5216E917B8DC774AC31B95802A70ED22A1B6E4

12:51:41 gribble: Error: '3B5216E917B8DC774AC31B95802A70ED22A1B6E4' is not a valid GPG key id. Please use the long form 16 digit key id.

12:51:42 indiancandy1: then i wil lose my job

12:51:43 cazalla: show face because i need to know if it's worth my time finding an local indian lass

12:51:45 Dekker3D: Aw.

12:51:46 indiancandy1: n it wil be ur fault

12:51:51 indiancandy1: so ama have 2 come 2 air

12:51:54 indiancandy1: n kick ur ass

12:51:58 mircea_popescu: indiancandy1 aite.

12:52:19 mircea_popescu: who's gonna fire you because you aired your tits ? you'll prolly get promoted.

12:53:02 indiancandy1: ahah

12:53:07 indiancandy1: u think so

12:53:14 mircea_popescu: cazalla new things are usually worth it.

12:53:24 mircea_popescu: indiancandy1 so wear sun glasses.

12:53:27 Dekker3D: Her job depends on her public image. And indian folks are a bit prudish when dealing with stuff like this.

12:53:58 Dekker3D: I mean the indian folks who her job depends on :P

12:54:29 mircea_popescu: yeah but if they find this plac ethey'll prolly wanna make friends with me. and if they don't, they won't ever know.

12:54:36 mircea_popescu: not REALLY that huge a risk. but anyway.

12:54:49 Dekker3D: The code I just entered.. Kleopatra lists it as my "fingerprint" but it wasn't accepted. Can it be used to impersonate me?

12:54:50 indiancandy1: ever know what

12:54:56 indiancandy1: that ur a romanian billioanir

12:54:57 indiancandy1: lol

12:55:00 mircea_popescu: indiancandy1 if you're really concerned, just get enough of your body in there so we can recognize fakes.

12:55:07 indiancandy1: i got tattoos

12:55:12 mircea_popescu: Dekker3D you added spurious quotes

12:55:13 indiancandy1: there quite disntinctive

12:55:16 mircea_popescu: indiancandy1 ok get those, we're good.

12:55:18 indiancandy1: n my peircings

12:55:33 Dekker3D: mircea_popescu, spurious quotes? On the ;;eregister code?

12:55:34 mircea_popescu: hm no you didn;t. wtf.

12:56:00 mircea_popescu: try ;;eregister 5802A70ED22A1B6E4

12:56:01 Dekker3D: I see a code that might be the 16 digit code I need, but I first want to know if this code could fuck me over.. in which case I should generate a new one

12:56:18 Dekker3D: Where did you get that particular code from?

12:56:22 mircea_popescu: nah. they're the public key ids. they're saf

12:56:29 mircea_popescu: last 16 digits of your full fingerprint.

12:56:46 Dekker3D: ;;eregister 5802A70ED22A1B6E4

12:56:46 gribble: (eregister <nick> <keyid>) -- Register your GPG identity, associating GPG key <keyid> with <nick>. <keyid> is a 16 digit key id, with or without the '0x' prefix. We look on servers listed in 'plugins.GPG.keyservers' config. You will be given a link to a page which contains a one time password encrypted with your key. Decrypt, and use the 'everify' command with it. Your passphrase will (1 more message)

12:56:52 Dekker3D: ;;eregister Dekker3D 5802A70ED22A1B6E4

12:56:52 gribble: Error: '5802A70ED22A1B6E4' is not a valid GPG key id. Please use the long form 16 digit key id.

12:56:59 Dekker3D: I'll try the one I found

12:57:03 FabianB: Dekker3D: is your key on a keyserver already?

12:57:03 mircea_popescu: what the fuck.

12:57:19 Dekker3D: Nop. It told me to add a revocation certificate first.

12:57:23 mircea_popescu: ah.

12:57:32 mircea_popescu: well yeah, it looks it up on the sks. gotta upload it first.

12:57:41 Dekker3D: But I can't figure out Kleopatra at all :P

12:57:53 mircea_popescu: is that the shitty windows client ?

12:58:03 Dekker3D: Yeah.

12:58:11 Dekker3D: I think there's a less shitty windows client too. I'll try that

12:58:13 mircea_popescu: which was the less shitty windows client i forget ?

12:58:18 mircea_popescu: !up veeminer

12:58:25 mircea_popescu: !up Dekker3D

12:58:29 chetty: life is better on Linux

12:58:56 mircea_popescu: btw interested parties : http://fraudsters.com/pgp/ check out the nifty path checker in there.

12:58:58 assbot: PGP pe fraudsters - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.

12:59:05 Dekker3D: Thanks for the voice, mircea_popescu

13:00:04 mircea_popescu: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/one-legged-romanian-millionaire-dumped-wife-sixth-time-article-1.1802168

13:00:07 assbot: One-legged Romanian millionaire dumped by wife for sixth time - NY Daily News

13:00:27 Dekker3D: mircea_popescu, the less shitty windows client doesn't seem to be included in gpg4win anymore. welp

13:00:43 mircea_popescu: you got no nix box ?

13:01:00 Dekker3D: Not at the moment.

13:01:07 Dekker3D: Not one I'd actually trust not to break down

13:01:18 mircea_popescu: well so get your pubkey and upload it by hand.

13:05:18 mircea_popescu: !up indiancandy1

13:06:57 Dekker3D: I've told it to upload to a server, but it can't find my key under my name on that same server. Will it take a while for it to show up?

13:07:23 mircea_popescu: bout half an hour

13:07:29 Dekker3D: Ah.

13:07:30 mircea_popescu: what did you use, mit ?

13:07:45 pankkake: indiancandy1> my nipples are peirced <= ok, now I actually want to see tits

13:07:46 Dekker3D: The default, keys.gnupg.net

13:07:54 Dekker3D: Shall I throw it on the mit one too?

13:08:22 pankkake: Dekker3D: use pool.sks-keyservers.net

13:08:28 pankkake: the mit one is half not working

13:08:39 Dekker3D: Port?

13:08:52 pankkake: default?

13:09:09 Dekker3D: Alright.

13:09:58 pankkake: https://sks-keyservers.net/overview-of-pools.php for more details. I use hkps but it needs more configuration

13:09:59 assbot: SKS Keyservers: Overview of the pools

13:10:01 mircea_popescu: ;;google horribly infected mastitis piercings for pankkake

13:10:02 gribble: No matches found.

13:10:07 pankkake: :/

13:10:21 mircea_popescu: o no we reached the end of the internets

13:10:50 pankkake: I just like my girls with more holes than they were born with

13:10:50 Dekker3D: I just used the url you sent. Is that going to be a problem?

13:11:07 Dekker3D: Mastitits. Infection of the tits. That's a straightforward name..

13:11:41 Dekker3D: So I can't use this gpg keypair until it shows up on that server, right?

13:11:57 mircea_popescu: you can use it just fine, but gribble won't know about it until it's there

13:12:04 Dekker3D: Ah.

13:12:14 chetty: pankkake, peirced ears are pretty common :P

13:12:15 Dekker3D: So I can't use it to authenticate with gribble, at least.

13:12:24 mircea_popescu: Dekker3D a, you're indiancandy1's bf ?

13:12:28 pankkake: chetty: right, those don't count unless it's more than once!

13:12:52 Dekker3D: Eh. She's not very specific about how she feels about me. I've got kind of an odd thing with her. Other than that, I just help her get stuff done

13:13:15 Dekker3D: I don't think I'd call myself her boyfriend, but afaik she doesn't have anything closer to it at the moment

13:13:38 mircea_popescu: what a life.

13:13:53 Dekker3D: It's a weird internet thing. Never met in person, though we did try to plan such a thing twice.

13:14:23 mircea_popescu: kinda the norm for reddit innit ?

13:14:30 Dekker3D: Yeah, I suppose

13:17:40 indiancandy1: i like girls with more holes than they were born with

13:17:43 indiancandy1: interesting

13:18:10 Dekker3D: I met her on irc, actually. Fun times. Not even the "meet people" or "fuck people" kind of channel, but the kind that's about a silly internet game that hardly anybody even played :P

13:18:39 pankkake: actually, I'm thinking you end up meeting more people in non-meeting channels

13:18:45 Dekker3D: Yep

13:18:50 indiancandy1: mastitits

13:18:51 Dekker3D: Because you talk about actual stuff you give a shit about

13:18:56 indiancandy1: is that a disease

13:18:57 indiancandy1: or percing

13:19:01 Dekker3D: Rather than walks on the beach and romantic candlelight

13:19:04 indiancandy1: masti means mischevious in hindi

13:19:06 Dekker3D: Anything-itis is an infection

13:19:12 Dekker3D: Masti-anything means tits

13:19:21 indiancandy1: masti

13:19:22 indiancandy1: lol

13:19:23 Dekker3D: mastitis is an infection on the tits. In other words, infected nipple piercings

13:19:25 mircea_popescu: indiancandy1 -tis means inflamation, like nephritis or otitis.

13:19:32 indiancandy1: ohhh

13:19:35 indiancandy1: thanks

13:19:42 mircea_popescu: mastit comes from masticare in latin, which means to chew. because tits are for chewing

13:19:51 mircea_popescu: so inflamed chewing gum = mastitis.

13:19:52 Dekker3D: I once had gingivitis. Gingiva = gums or something.

13:20:01 Dekker3D: ... Lol

13:20:04 indiancandy1: o god

13:20:07 indiancandy1: change this convo

13:20:15 Dekker3D: Sure thing.

13:20:16 indiancandy1: not cool

13:20:31 indiancandy1: so

13:20:31 Dekker3D: You know how it is with a bunch of geeks. Topic changes all over the place.

13:20:34 indiancandy1: whose watching

13:20:37 indiancandy1: india vs england

13:20:40 indiancandy1: lol

13:21:23 mircea_popescu: aite, that's all for me. see you tomorrow!

13:23:54 indiancandy1: http://imgur.com/Jthhtst

13:23:54 assbot: imgur: the simple image sharer

13:23:57 indiancandy1: the number isnt clear

13:24:34 indiancandy1: http://imgur.com/8u8eZ1e

13:24:35 assbot: imgur: the simple image sharer

13:24:40 indiancandy1: is that goood enough marcio

13:24:43 indiancandy1: mircea

13:28:35 chetty: http://www.mlive.com/news/flint/index.ssf/2014/07/flints_top_cop_tells_parents_e.html

13:28:35 assbot: Flint's top cop tells parents: Enjoy events with your children -- or prepare to pay curfew fine | MLive.com

13:29:36 chetty: indiancandy1, he just left but the tatto may make it ok to get your coin

13:29:58 indiancandy1: how will we know

13:30:02 indiancandy1: is he coming back

13:30:03 indiancandy1: or

13:30:08 indiancandy1: he could have said bye

13:30:12 indiancandy1: atleast

13:30:14 indiancandy1: manners

13:30:33 chetty: you'll need to check back in here, and he did say : <mircea_popescu> aite, that's all for me. see you tomorrow!

13:32:19 indiancandy1: oh no

13:32:23 indiancandy1: 2moro

13:36:16 chetty: !up indiancandy1

13:45:04 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2100 @ 0.00082943 = 1.7418 BTC [-]

13:57:12 pankkake: well they could have left a btc address

14:01:42 chetty: they will be back

14:01:54 pankkake: http://www.reddit.com/r/litecoin/comments/29toug/investing_in_litecoin_ecosystem_development/ that is one pathetic bagholder

14:01:54 assbot: Investing In Litecoin Ecosystem Development : litecoin

14:03:22 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 29 @ 0.03368967 = 0.977 BTC [-] {5}

14:07:22 pankkake: http://www.coindesk.com/mycelium-announces-entropy-offline-usb-paper-wallet-creator/ the issue here is that I don't trust my printer

14:07:22 assbot: Mycelium Announces 'Entropy' Offline USB Paper Wallet Creator

14:07:30 cazalla: step up and be their roger ver pankkake

14:07:40 pankkake: I can be the Roger Ver of Bernankoin

14:08:16 cazalla: still, can't believe i bought that shit for 5c

14:08:41 cazalla: wouldn't buy it for 5c now that's for sure

14:08:59 pankkake: I only know what I bought in BTC, fiat for altcoins never made sense to me

14:09:24 pankkake: one of the few times I was smart to cut my losses

14:09:29 chetty: fiat doesn't make sense

14:09:46 cazalla: i don't remember what the btc/ltc ratio was, just that they were 5c-6c at the time

14:10:12 cazalla: nfi how i didn't lose everything along the way

14:10:41 pankkake: until I can buy advocados with bitcoins, fiat will make sense

14:10:44 cazalla: fuck, no drinking for lik, 6 weeks, 3 long necks and i'm done

14:13:27 pankkake: I almost did a snackman, sent bets without fee. thankfully the weight isn't that low

14:13:50 ThickAsThieves: http://cryptome.org/2014/06/gao-14-496.pdf

14:13:58 pankkake: I thought Armory would be smart enough and select a big old input… it did not

14:14:09 cazalla: what bet?

14:14:18 cazalla: regretting betting on germany now :\ fkn team is sick

14:14:20 pankkake: France vs. Germany

14:14:38 pankkake: I bet on both… to see if this betting on two sides actually works

14:15:09 cazalla: France might be a good bet now if the reports of German players being sick is true

14:15:35 pankkake: sabotage!

14:17:53 chetty: ooo another avocado lover :))

14:18:04 ThickAsThieves: my wife loves em too

14:20:39 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1250 @ 0.00082526 = 1.0316 BTC [-]

14:20:58 artifexd: !up Bella_

14:21:06 Bella_: thank you very much :)

14:21:13 artifexd: np

14:22:01 Bella_: I got a message on reddit about tits post :)

14:22:06 Bella_: is that still available ?

14:22:26 pankkake: it is - however mircea_popescu isn't online for now, he just left

14:23:01 kakobrekla: come back when titmaster is about

14:23:20 Bella_: I understand, thank you very much for your help ! Have a lovely day ! xx

14:23:44 ThickAsThieves: lol if i'm reading this correctly, the EBA is suggesting that any virtual currency "scheme" would be required to have a central authority representing it

14:23:46 ThickAsThieves: 154. The entity would be called the ‘scheme governance authority’, which is a non-governmental entity that establishes and governs the rules for the use of a particular VC scheme.24 It is a legal person, and is responsible for maintaining the integrity of the central transaction ledger, the protocol, and any other core functional component of the scheme. The scheme governance

14:23:46 ThickAsThieves: authority would be required to comply with regulatory and supervisory requirements of various kinds to mitigate identified risks.

14:25:09 ThickAsThieves: they go on to say this authority could be decentralized, but it doesnt quite make sense to me

14:25:17 ThickAsThieves: http://www.eba.europa.eu/documents/10180/657547/EBA-Op-2014-08+Opinion+on+Virtual+Currencies.pdf

14:26:32 ThickAsThieves: !up Duffer1

14:26:56 Duffer1: thanks hehe

14:27:41 ThickAsThieves: "the global, internet-based nature of VCs would require a

14:27:42 ThickAsThieves: regulatory approach to strive for an international, and ideally global, coordination, otherwise

14:27:42 ThickAsThieves: it will be difficult achieve a successful regulatory regime."

14:27:58 ThickAsThieves: VCs = Virtual Currencies

14:28:03 Duffer1: good lord

14:29:17 Duffer1: they have international cooperation with copyright law and they can't even dent torrent sharing

14:29:51 pankkake: this bureaucrat probably dreams of a World Government

14:30:01 ThickAsThieves: The EBA also recommends that EU legislators consider declaring virtual currency exchanges

14:30:01 ThickAsThieves: as ‘obliged entities’ that must comply with anti-money laundering and counter terrorist

14:30:01 ThickAsThieves: financing requirements set out in the EU Anti Money Laundering Directive.

14:30:22 xmj: pankkake: they think 1984 is a manual...

14:30:49 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.18200038 = 0.546 BTC [-] {2}

14:31:26 chetty: what 1984 isn't a manual?

14:32:51 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5862 @ 0.00082411 = 4.8309 BTC [-]

14:33:24 chetty: <ThickAsThieves> it will be difficult achieve a successful regulatory regime."//but everything can be fixed with more and better laws

14:34:57 chetty: Declaration of Independence 1322 words, US Constitution 7794 words, Government Regulations on the sale of cheese 34,823 words.

14:35:24 pankkake: yeah, many similar examples unfortunately. many codes with high inflation

14:36:39 ThickAsThieves: wordcoins

14:37:56 chetty: ooo what if all laws had to be published and paid for by the word :)

14:42:00 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 74 @ 0.03217494 = 2.3809 BTC [-] {8}

14:44:30 artifexd: kakobrekla: You around?

14:44:36 kakobrekla: yes

14:45:11 artifexd: Whenever bet 989 gets tweeted, the tweet gets truncated at the ampersand.

14:45:46 artifexd: Example: https://twitter.com/BitBetsBets/status/484943483502100480

14:45:47 assbot: 0.20030000 /hashtag/BTC?src=hash on 'Yes' - Bitcoin to win vs S

14:46:36 kakobrekla: aha, prolly some retard coded it.

14:46:55 kakobrekla: ill check.

14:47:10 artifexd: Those tweets were causing []bot to crash.

14:47:17 kakobrekla: :D

14:47:28 kakobrekla: amazing

14:47:28 assbot: AMAZING COMPANY!

14:47:43 artifexd: Apparently an interface can be point to a nil value but not be nil, in golang.

14:48:25 kakobrekla: heh

15:03:44 artifexd: Anyway, []bot is now more resilient. \o/

15:25:44 asciilifeform: ;;later tell mircea_popescu Ольга Борисовна Лепешинская the 'biologist'

15:25:45 gribble: The operation succeeded.

15:40:58 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5100 @ 0.00082134 = 4.1888 BTC [-]

15:49:46 asciilifeform: pankkake: re: 'mycelium' << the nice thing is that i don't even need to purchase and cut open the unit to piss on it. you can't fit a user-auditable rng in a keychain. simple physical fact.

15:50:24 asciilifeform: (well, technically a somewhat larger keychain - could. but not this.)

15:52:09 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18400 @ 0.00082194 = 15.1237 BTC [+] {2}

16:00:17 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] [PAID] 1.71338460 BTC to 11`460 shares, 14951 satoshi per share

16:02:19 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] [PAID] 84.71721574 BTC to 77`494 shares, 109321 satoshi per share

16:03:08 asciilifeform: ;;later tell mircea_popescu anyone keeping a list of ips used by nsa&friends for ops << if these folks have the elementary nervous system the gods gave the lowliest spammer, they have a steady supply of fresh ones. this is in no sense difficult, even for children.

16:03:08 gribble: The operation succeeded.

16:03:56 kyuupichan: "Following three months of analysis, the EBA issued a public warning on 13 December 2013, making consumers aware that VC are not regulated and that the risks are unmitigated

16:03:56 kyuupichan: as a result." Yeah I bet "consumers" were hanging on EBA's every word.

16:06:49 kyuupichan: "VC schemes do not respect jurisdictional boundaries" We demand respect!

16:07:07 kyuupichan: "Identified several risks...including...risks to regulatory authorities" Like obsolescence?

16:08:25 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] [PAID] 5.93087386 BTC to 29`438 shares, 20147 satoshi per share

16:12:29 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 900 @ 0.00082369 = 0.7413 BTC [+]

16:14:51 chetty: http://ftalphaville.ft.com/files/2014/07/EBA_VCrisks.png

16:15:37 chetty: !up Minxhibitionist

16:15:46 Minxhibitionist: Thank you!

16:15:49 cazalla: time to load up on germany before half time heh

16:16:23 chetty: Minxhibitionist, couldn't resist the name, what brings you here?

16:16:36 Minxhibitionist: Hahaha, tits for bitcoin, but I had a question. xD

16:17:04 chetty: cool, MP isn't on but maybe we can help

16:17:46 Minxhibitionist: That's fine, I can come back later. One of the other girls was given a kind of hard time about showing her face, do you know if that's going to be a problem? I just don't really do that. o.O

16:19:10 chetty: a lot of girls seem to have that problem, the issue as far as I know is ensuring people don't double dip with photoshops

16:19:59 Minxhibitionist: Hahaha, that shouldn't be a problem, I have a tattoo right on my sternum. =P

16:20:18 Minxhibitionist: I just don't want to be like, "Yo gimme money" if I'm not exactly what they're looking for.

16:20:48 chetty: that might do it, check back when mp is on. got a wallet set up for it?

16:21:25 Minxhibitionist: Yep! Thanks for your help.

16:22:39 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 17 @ 0.03108825 = 0.5285 BTC [-] {6}

16:22:58 chetty: haha so the last risk on that chart, central bank can no longer steer the economy

16:34:51 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3400 @ 0.00082134 = 2.7926 BTC [-]

16:35:52 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6150 @ 0.00082089 = 5.0485 BTC [-] {2}

16:40:54 chetty: Breaking News: The horse and buggy industry warns of the dangers of Automobiles.

16:55:53 kyuupichan: chetty: A bunch of that shit doesn't apply to VCs, and half applies to FCs. What a lot of hot air.

16:56:12 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 50 @ 0.0141 = 0.705 BTC [-]

16:57:04 chetty: kyuupichan, course, but its funny

16:57:05 kyuupichan: chetty: And the last one has a risk of "low". Haha.

16:58:05 chetty: a lot of the usual - we must protect people from themselves

17:18:50 kakobrekla: ;;later tell mircea_popescu they have updated their extortion site, no more blackjack, but apparently we still have 'registration'. anyway, to anyones amusement http://i.imgur.com/RmaBveO.png

17:18:50 gribble: The operation succeeded.

17:23:31 kakobrekla: also, someone put up scam-report.org and ripoffreport on the list.

17:30:36 chetty: time to start ripping off the rippoffs?

17:32:48 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 24 @ 0.02835111 = 0.6804 BTC [-] {2}

17:32:56 kakobrekla: someone should put em in jail

17:33:12 kakobrekla: for some assrape experience.

17:35:43 thestringpuller: "i will pay you 10 BTS to fuck off"

17:36:52 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11370 @ 0.00082135 = 9.3387 BTC [+]

17:40:18 mike_c: kakobrekla: no joke, this is him: http://b-i.forbesimg.com/adamtanner/files/2013/05/ed-magedson-3.jpg

17:40:43 kakobrekla: lolwtf where did you find this

17:40:49 mike_c: http://www.forbes.com/sites/adamtanner/2013/05/09/love-it-or-hate-it-ripoffreport-is-in-expansion-mode/

17:40:50 assbot: Love It Or Hate It, Ripoff Report Is In Expansion Mode - Forbes

17:41:14 kakobrekla: >Ed Magedson lives at a secret location in Arizona, convinced that some people not only fantasize about killing him but would actually do so if they got the chance.

17:41:19 kakobrekla: well, what was my last email?

17:44:06 pankkake: another proof that you should not trust fat people :p

17:46:01 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 30 @ 0.02835111 = 0.8505 BTC [-]

17:46:25 asciilifeform: 'ripoff report' << 'WoT' is the modern medicine answer to this blood-letting.

17:47:09 chetty: The money pays for inspectors to verify that complaints have been resolved

17:47:42 asciilifeform: or for mr magedson's coke habit

17:49:17 pankkake: oh, coke as in coca coal

17:49:20 pankkake: cola

17:49:36 thestringpuller: ;;bc,stats

17:49:48 gribble: Current Blocks: 309202 | Current Difficulty: 1.6818461371161112E10 | Next Difficulty At Block: 310463 | Next Difficulty In: 1261 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 1 week, 0 days, 18 hours, 48 minutes, and 53 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 16364098819.4 | Estimated Percent Change: -2.70157

17:50:10 pankkake: mircea_popescu: you have missed tits

17:50:39 mircea_popescu: pankkake at the most tits have missed me.

17:51:13 mircea_popescu: asciilifeform this is in no sense difficult, even for children. << you forget, they're in finite supply. and the last one has been allocated.

17:51:51 asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: last 'block' has been allocated. but what spammer (or secret police shop) actually buys ip blocks? you install proxies on the pwned, and use these.

17:52:43 asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: for so long as winblows is a thing, no malefactor will ever lack for fresh ip.

17:53:07 mircea_popescu: yes. but you leave the trace.

17:53:08 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5235 @ 0.00082135 = 4.2998 BTC [+]

17:53:17 mircea_popescu: there's nothing worse in all a crow's job than history.

17:53:31 mircea_popescu: that's why they think we should care so much about the blockchain.

17:53:37 asciilifeform: what trace? so a chumper finds that he was running a socks5 proxy. big deal.

17:54:34 asciilifeform: say he grows a brain, and starts 'tcpdump'ing. finds that the proxy just connects to another just like it. rsa on both ends.

17:54:56 mircea_popescu: asciilifeform when ?

17:55:03 mircea_popescu: which one ?

17:55:12 mircea_popescu: if only it were so easy.

17:55:15 asciilifeform: simply picture a correctly designed 'tor'

17:55:26 mircea_popescu: which doesn't exist.

17:55:48 asciilifeform: every self-respecting botnet herder uses something approximately like this.

17:56:01 mircea_popescu: the only thing missing was a way to finance killing bureaucrats. the ONLY thing missing. otherwise, exactly how 128 key messages left from 1990 are now easy to crack, exactly so,

17:56:10 mircea_popescu: the mistakes of 2001 are wide open, like it or not.

17:56:26 mircea_popescu: an organisation which is required to operate continuously has basically yet necessarily just lost

17:56:45 asciilifeform: the bureaucrats appear to be alive, in good health.

17:56:51 mircea_popescu: "approximately" in the past doesn't cut it. you only know what to approximate retrospectively.

17:57:03 mircea_popescu: really ? i recall a lot of mysterious drops recently.

17:57:32 asciilifeform: the usual 'fratricides' among their own kind, unless appearances deceive me

17:57:42 mircea_popescu: now why would you assume this ?

17:58:17 asciilifeform: based simply on the examples known to me (e.g. the woman involved with 'obamacare' etc)

17:58:40 *: asciilifeform wasn't there, didn't wield the nailgun, doesn't know the truth obviously

17:59:11 mircea_popescu: so wait. your assumption works like ths : agent X was more likely killed by the agency he worked for than by the agency he didn't work for.

17:59:13 mircea_popescu: is this sound ?

17:59:28 asciilifeform: afaik - the historic norm

17:59:54 mircea_popescu: count heads, 1950-1985.

18:00:01 chetty: yeah but is it the agency he worked for or the other agency he worked for or

18:00:15 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] [PAID] 22.80000000 BTC to 30`000`000 shares, 76 satoshi per share

18:00:18 mircea_popescu: chetty or should have worked for, or could have worked for, or would have worked for

18:00:23 mircea_popescu: or might have worked for.

18:00:30 chetty: exactly

18:00:53 mircea_popescu: kakobrekla awww why so wiolent! shoulda just linked thyem to lulzarticle.

18:01:28 kakobrekla: did dat.

18:01:38 kakobrekla: on the previous reply actually.

18:01:44 kakobrekla: now they fixed it a bit.

18:01:49 kakobrekla: gave it another go.

18:01:51 davout: mircea_popescu: a winrar is you

18:02:00 asciilifeform: at any rate, since when has plugging a bureaucrat solved anything. they're a 'renewable resource,' to use the enviro-whiner parlance.

18:02:27 davout: i has a sad

18:02:47 *: asciilifeform read jim bell's infamous paper just like everyone else, knows the ideal theory

18:03:15 mircea_popescu: moiety pls to send "carterjeniffer77@gmail.com" an email, subject : Congratulations, you've become a public laughingstock. Body : http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=04-07-2014#744179 and http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=23-06-2014#730297

18:03:16 assbot: #bitcoin-assets log

18:03:16 assbot: #bitcoin-assets log

18:03:29 kakobrekla: i know they arent doing any damage except keeping the idiots away but it pisses me off extraordinarily for some reason.

18:03:30 mircea_popescu: davout o it finished ? aww!!1

18:04:00 mircea_popescu: lol look at all the late .1s

18:04:15 davout: mircea_popescu: at the last minute benzema almost scored, but no

18:04:31 mircea_popescu: so did you enjoy the game ?

18:04:33 asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: if you've time, explain the theory behind the 'bits for tits' project.

18:04:43 mircea_popescu: asciilifeform what's to explain ?

18:05:04 davout: watched only half of it

18:05:09 asciilifeform: as in - what is the purpose. (surely there is no want of tit pic.) so, presumably, it is to give female beggars some coin to experiment with ?

18:05:15 kakobrekla: cried the other half.

18:05:28 davout: kakobrekla: nah first half i was in some boring meeting

18:05:57 kakobrekla: sorry then, ctrl

18:06:00 kakobrekla: *z

18:06:00 davout: facepalming at some guy insisting that bitcoin represented a claim

18:06:09 davout: anyway

18:06:24 davout: switching to my dutch passport nao

18:06:28 mircea_popescu: kakobrekla lmao

18:06:48 mircea_popescu: hahahaha davout has options an' he's not affraid to use them!

18:07:09 mircea_popescu: asciilifeform you familiar with the "half my advertising budget is wasted, i just don't know which half" ditty ?

18:07:15 asciilifeform: sure.

18:07:21 mircea_popescu: what's the rational approach to that ?

18:07:28 *: asciilifeform satisfied

18:07:29 mircea_popescu: guess what. i fucking know which half is wasted.

18:08:25 mircea_popescu: o you're satisfied ? sorry honey, i'm not done yet. let's continue.

18:08:30 asciilifeform: why not, sure

18:08:35 asciilifeform: but i think i know 'which half'

18:08:44 mircea_popescu: taken in another hole : you familiar with the concept that you should never, ever, under any circumstances compete in saturated markets ?

18:08:51 asciilifeform: aye

18:09:05 mircea_popescu: well so then there. i'd rather bury some money than do "traditional advertising"

18:09:09 *: asciilifeform summons naggum from the grave, but can't be bothered to re-spam the piece that everyone has already memorized

18:09:20 mircea_popescu: much like i'd rather hire astrologists like reagan's wife than read "the press"

18:10:05 mircea_popescu: and it's not done even now, but srsly, two holes should be enough for everyone.

18:10:16 asciilifeform: lol

18:11:06 mircea_popescu: can you imagine how the world would look, incidentally, if most corp officers stuck to this thinking ?

18:11:23 mircea_popescu: the whole libertard machine'd be all "o please, no more change!!!"

18:11:52 mircea_popescu: they're only progressives now because it's so damned easy to be one, when nobody wants to fucking think.

18:12:19 mircea_popescu: the exact same set of noxious retards would be ultraconservative - nay, WERE ultraconservative back when business was sane

18:12:23 mircea_popescu: say 1880.

18:12:27 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 9947 @ 0.00007156 = 0.7118 BTC [-] {7}

18:14:04 mircea_popescu: o wow, the chick actually spent two hours chatting, dropped her tits two minutes after i left ?

18:15:53 mircea_popescu: ;;later tell indiancandy1 http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=04-07-2014#744290 lol. anyway, drop your address.

18:15:53 assbot: #bitcoin-assets log

18:15:53 gribble: The operation succeeded.

18:16:12 mircea_popescu: btw is anyone saving these pix ? pankkake ? vexual ? cazalla ?

18:17:15 pankkake: I did not, nor did I open them

18:17:29 mircea_popescu: i thought you liked piercings

18:18:00 pankkake: unfortunately, people can see my monitor

18:18:10 mircea_popescu: aww.

18:18:18 mircea_popescu: aite, i guess i'll save them.

18:18:37 pankkake: well I'm at home now, just need to find them

18:19:26 mircea_popescu: what's with the camerashy camwhores anyway ?!

18:20:52 chetty: you seem to be getting girls that have regular jobs too ...

18:21:25 mircea_popescu: chetty you see ? and then people wonder why angry incels are so angrily in cell!

18:22:13 chetty: well I can see the issue, people are getting fired for twitter posts even

18:22:31 mircea_popescu: not by me.

18:22:56 chetty: .1 btc isnt gonna last long :P

18:23:34 mircea_popescu: i can't possibly be the only sane employer in the world.

18:23:59 chetty: mebbe

18:24:08 mircea_popescu: "This is about Litecoiners' voluntarism. We are at a junction where Litecoin is NOT an instrument of speculation anymore that follows the up/downs of Bitcoin and is eclipsed in its background. It has grown-up to the point where it is an independent secure payment network.

18:24:09 mircea_popescu: Thus, it is time for Litecoin (big) holders to step up and invest (investing their LTCs) frankly in the Litecoin network"

18:24:24 mircea_popescu: "hello, it is time for you to spend your money to make my shit worth more"

18:24:41 mircea_popescu: this sounds so very much like fucktarded "ipo" shills...

18:25:05 mircea_popescu: another one "Amen to this post. Large holders and early miners who are holding need to have the question put to them of, what do you think is going to drive Litecoin adoption? "

18:25:44 mircea_popescu: "OTHER PEOPLE MUST WORK FOR ME!!!!11". this is what you've done, United States. After two centuries of srs, two decades of this shit is effectively erasing you from the history.

18:26:08 mircea_popescu: nobody;s going to remember all the excellent blowjobs you gave, everyone's going to remember that final half hour you were a fucking psycho harpy.

18:27:31 asciilifeform: chetty: not sure if anyone is really 'fired for post.' rather, they need an excuse to sack somebody, and this one's as good as any.

18:27:58 pankkake: this is like the asicminer thread, where 90% of the content is "what should asicminer do"

18:28:26 mircea_popescu: asciilifeform indian chick having a lot of trouble for being a slut i can see.

18:28:47 mircea_popescu: pankkake made ever easier by the devilish pace of activeminer's own activity :D

18:29:11 asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: india is a very peculiar living fossil in a number of ways. ask anybody from there.

18:29:22 pankkake: asicminer, not activemining

18:29:30 mircea_popescu: oh oh

18:30:26 mircea_popescu: !up glitchypoo

18:31:03 mircea_popescu: lolk. i guess it was glitchy.

18:31:42 mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves: lol if i'm reading this correctly, the EBA is suggesting that any virtual currency "scheme" would be required to have a central authority representing it << they didn't quite bother to read anything in their overwhelming hurry to write shit.

18:31:46 mircea_popescu: !up bitstein

18:32:43 mircea_popescu: chetty: Declaration of Independence 1322 words, US Constitution 7794 words, Government Regulations on the sale of cheese 34,823 words. << but you know why this is.

18:33:06 mircea_popescu: afaik before bitbet there has not existed this century in the "civilised world" a case where one told people to stfu about it.

18:33:31 mircea_popescu: "o no, we must make the specifications better" "no, you just have to come to terms with fucking reality"

18:33:59 mircea_popescu: artifexd: Those tweets were causing []bot to crash. << o wow! kako you broke her ampersands!

18:35:03 bitstein: Howdy

18:35:14 mircea_popescu: hey.

18:35:45 mircea_popescu: kyuupichan: "Identified several risks...including...risks to regulatory authorities" Like obsolescence? << principally.

18:35:50 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.18999126 = 0.57 BTC [+] {2}

18:36:08 mircea_popescu: ;;later tell Minxhibitionist now i'm here.

18:36:08 gribble: The operation succeeded.

18:36:20 mircea_popescu: ;;later tell bella_ now i'm here.

18:36:20 gribble: The operation succeeded.

18:38:11 mircea_popescu: mike_c: kakobrekla: no joke, this is him: http://b-i.forbesimg.com/adamtanner/files/2013/05/ed-magedson-3.jpg << shit sherlock!

18:38:16 mircea_popescu: !up shandid

18:38:24 shandid: hey thx

18:38:29 mircea_popescu: yw

18:39:20 shandid: I was told there might be boobs here

18:39:30 FabianB: http://www.php.net/manual/en/datetimeimmutable.modify.php <-- wahahaha

18:39:31 assbot: PHP: DateTimeImmutable::modify - Manual

18:39:41 mircea_popescu: shandid http://fraudsters.com/2014/ill-pay-for-your-tits scroll down.

18:39:42 assbot: I’ll pay for your tits pe fraudsters - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.

18:39:46 Mats_cd03: gross, boobs

18:39:47 mircea_popescu: or were you looking to add to the collection ?

18:40:24 shandid: nobody wants to see my boobs haha

18:40:25 bitstein: http://jezebel.com/tearing-down-the-whorearchy-from-the-inside-1596459558

18:40:26 assbot: Tearing Down the Whorearchy From the Inside

18:40:26 mircea_popescu: FabianB lol

18:40:42 mircea_popescu: bitstein o wait, they're burning up gawker offices ?

18:41:18 bitstein: I wish.

18:41:54 mircea_popescu: how come everyone keeps quoting gawker sites btw ? we in the demo or something ?

18:43:58 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6734 @ 0.00082042 = 5.5247 BTC [-]

18:44:00 pankkake: FabianB: lol, and here I thought PHP was cleaning itself up with new versions

18:47:01 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 65 @ 0.02710001 = 1.7615 BTC [-]

18:47:40 nubbins`: saw this today while out for a walk:

18:47:41 nubbins`: http://imgur.com/USJcNll

18:47:41 assbot: imgur: the simple image sharer

18:47:42 bitstein: I only saw that one because a bunch of libertarians I used to associate with give her attention.

18:48:16 mircea_popescu: nubbins` what are we seeing ?

18:48:29 nubbins`: that's a big ol' iceberg just outside the narrows of the harbour

18:48:50 mircea_popescu: wow

18:48:52 asciilifeform: nubbins`: turns out i guessed wrong (atomic dirigible)

18:48:57 nubbins`: heh

18:49:01 nubbins`: yeah, they're really late this year

18:49:06 mircea_popescu: dude stop blogal warming.

18:49:24 nubbins`: come on now, if global warming was real, we'd see icebergs in july

18:49:26 nubbins`: wait

18:49:48 *: nubbins` ponders this over iceberg beer

18:49:56 mircea_popescu: i guess it's possible global warming manifests as cooling because other places warm EVEN MORE

18:50:00 nubbins`: (which is totally a thing you can buy here)

18:50:01 mircea_popescu: it was unseasonably hot on mercury

18:50:32 nubbins`: it was unseasonably hot in the arctic circle as well

18:50:59 nubbins`: but hey, i'm not complaining, great photo ops

18:51:29 mircea_popescu: more icebergs being the result of warmer weather ?

18:51:33 *: nubbins` nods

18:51:37 nubbins`: they calve off glaciers

18:51:42 mircea_popescu: hm

18:51:54 nubbins`: bumper crop this year

18:52:06 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 147 @ 0.02710001 = 3.9837 BTC [-]

18:52:16 nubbins`: but y'know

18:52:21 nubbins`: the arctic has been melting for a while

18:52:52 nubbins`: why, the northwest passage is a fucking trade route these days

18:53:01 nubbins`: no pack ice since 2009

18:53:07 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 50 @ 0.01439999 = 0.72 BTC [+]

18:53:53 mircea_popescu: Parliament at Ottawa renamed it the "Canadian Northwest Passage" in motion M-387 passed unanimously 2 December 2009

18:53:54 mircea_popescu: lel

18:54:08 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16350 @ 0.00082294 = 13.4551 BTC [+] {4}

18:54:25 nubbins`: inorite

18:54:48 asciilifeform: obligatory: http://www.poetryfoundation.org/poem/174348

18:54:48 assbot: The Cremation of Sam McGee by Robert W. Service : The Poetry Foundation

18:54:48 nubbins`: sovereignty begins at home!

18:54:55 nubbins`: asciilifeform +1

18:57:13 mircea_popescu: nubbins` well, til.

18:57:30 *: nubbins` tips hat

18:58:24 nubbins`: and at that, i'm off to enjoy this unseasonably hot weather

18:58:32 chetty: nubbins`, you must not be paying enough carbon tax

18:58:36 mircea_popescu: !up dmmill_

18:59:14 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 35 @ 0.0170397 = 0.5964 BTC [+] {4}

18:59:52 dmmill_: hey

19:00:11 mircea_popescu: heya. what brings you here ?

19:00:32 dmmill_: i heard you guys are doing bitcoins for tits

19:00:41 mircea_popescu: sure. got a link to your prev work ?

19:00:57 dmmill_: http://www.reddit.com/user/dmmill/submitted/

19:00:58 assbot: submitted by dmmill

19:01:16 dmmill_: http://dmmill.imgur.com/

19:01:16 assbot: dmmill's albums - Imgur

19:01:31 mircea_popescu: and let me guess, you have issues with showing your face ?

19:01:46 dmmill_: i'll show a bit of it but i don't want to show my whole face

19:02:17 mircea_popescu: okay. put 1824bebd on your tits and get enough in there so we can distinguish you from other girls.

19:04:25 artifexd: mircea_popescu: These numbers that you're having the girls put on their chests, do they combine to make your public key or something else significant?

19:04:34 mircea_popescu: artifexd you got joins/parts off ?

19:04:45 artifexd: Yes

19:04:49 mircea_popescu: that'd explain it.

19:05:06 moiety: email sent mircea_popescu

19:05:11 mircea_popescu: thanks lovely.

19:05:16 artifexd: Ah. I see it now.

19:05:35 pankkake: ooooh

19:05:36 moiety: yvw :]

19:05:43 mircea_popescu: artifexd was a fun mystery while it lated.

19:09:19 kakobrekla: shandidnt

19:09:23 mircea_popescu: lol

19:09:56 dmmill_: http://imgur.com/a/JfrDE

19:09:57 assbot: 1824bebd - Imgur

19:10:09 dmmill_: these work? it wasn't showing up well so i took a few angles

19:10:20 mircea_popescu: btw, just so we're clear, if any of you ends up proposing marriage to these lovely topless damsels i'll expect a 1 btc pimping fee paid directly, to keep the nude ball rolling.

19:10:44 pankkake: I like the angles/placement :)

19:10:45 mircea_popescu: dmmill_ yeah, they'll do. address ?

19:10:58 mircea_popescu: pankkake she's a pretty girl isn't she.

19:11:28 dmmill_: 1PUDBBfxujdXs6aZigTyMgRYKssyxDNf8G

19:11:29 mircea_popescu: dmmill_ is that a romanian flag above that door ?

19:11:33 dmmill_: hah thank you!

19:11:59 kakobrekla: and does it lead to toilet?

19:12:04 dmmill_: nope, it's my sister's name haha

19:12:10 dmmill_: leads to her bedroom

19:12:25 kakobrekla: well hook a sister up with some btc

19:12:28 mircea_popescu: ah

19:12:32 mircea_popescu: dmmill_ so how did you find bitcoin ?

19:13:05 dmmill_: wanted to stop using paypal, figured bitcoin was a good alternative

19:13:16 mircea_popescu: quite.

19:13:23 kakobrekla: like from a script.

19:13:23 mircea_popescu: well, if you want to do something for your future get in the wot

19:13:25 dmmill_: i want to get on board and try to support it so it's easier to use as an alternative

19:13:35 mircea_popescu: and otherwise stick around, jobs pop up here ocasionally.

19:13:38 dmmill_: what's the wot? why's it good for my future?

19:13:45 pankkake: http://wiki.bitcoin-assets.com/first_steps_in_bitcoin-assets

19:13:45 assbot: first_steps_in_bitcoin-assets [bitcoin assets wiki]

19:14:10 mircea_popescu: dmmill_ wot is the web of trust. and it's good for your future because if i trust you you, you don;t have to be rich anymore.

19:14:13 pankkake: you should link to things, otherwise, wot's the wot, m8?

19:14:27 mircea_popescu: not to mention all the other people involved.

19:14:28 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17700 @ 0.00082537 = 14.609 BTC [+] {2}

19:14:40 asciilifeform: jobs pop up here ocasionally << for example, for steady hands good with microscope.

19:14:45 mircea_popescu: pankkake what's this, me doing all the work ?

19:15:30 mircea_popescu: davout_ hey i hear the german team was all sick so they sent some strippers to play france while they were in bed.

19:18:12 *: moiety pings a rubber glove at asciilifeform

19:19:24 moiety: ;;later tell bingoboingo any news? i saw from logs i missed a couple later tells somehow... have they been in touch yet?

19:19:24 gribble: The operation succeeded.

19:21:42 mircea_popescu: !up Minxhibitionist

19:21:51 Minxhibitionist: Heyoo.

19:21:59 pankkake: mircea_popescu: don't forget to pay dmmill_! I don't see a tx!

19:22:15 mircea_popescu: pankkake it's gonna have to rebroadcast.

19:22:25 mircea_popescu: Minxhibitionist hey there. i assume you're here for the tits ?

19:22:29 pankkake: typical scammers excuse

19:22:33 moiety: ;;later tell fluffypony sorry didn't get my later tells til 2nd scouring of the logs. i hope you like them, they are only made in this one small shop here :D it was either that or cat stickers on the parcel. is everything ok with your drive and juice and whatnot? btw cards look nice aye?

19:22:33 gribble: The operation succeeded.

19:22:47 Minxhibitionist: Yeeeah, I was here earlier. "Camerashy camwhore" ; ) I won't show my face, yadda yadda.

19:22:56 mircea_popescu: what;'s with this srsly!

19:23:04 Minxhibitionist: I'm sorry, med school! =(

19:23:09 mircea_popescu: pankkake seeing how their best play would be to immitate me, i'd guess that's unsurprising :D

19:23:19 mircea_popescu: Minxhibitionist got a link to your prev work ?

19:23:37 Minxhibitionist: http://www.reddit.com/user/Minxhibitionist/submitted/

19:23:38 assbot: submitted by Minxhibitionist

19:24:13 mircea_popescu: http://i.imgur.com/LRrXZPM.jpg wth weird bra is that

19:24:22 Minxhibitionist: LMFAO. It's paint!

19:24:23 pankkake: it's paint

19:24:24 mircea_popescu: o it's paint huh.

19:24:57 mircea_popescu: anyway. how do you feel about showing your mouth only ?

19:25:10 Minxhibitionist: I suppose I can work that in.

19:25:21 mircea_popescu: aite. write 4702c8fc on your tits, and go for it.

19:25:39 mircea_popescu: pankkake do you see a tx now ?

19:25:42 pankkake: yup

19:25:49 kakobrekla: still a scam.

19:25:49 mircea_popescu: TYPICAL TROLL EXCUSE

19:25:55 mircea_popescu: both of you.

19:26:03 pankkake: kakobrekla: I'm a paid shill you know

19:26:14 kakobrekla: underpaid.

19:26:27 mircea_popescu: also underbanned.

19:26:47 kakobrekla: aboveregistered?

19:26:59 mircea_popescu: lol

19:27:02 pankkake: http://www.reddit.com/r/altgonewild/comments/28kxit/first_time_here_think_it_would_still_be_pretty/ < the answer is yes

19:27:03 assbot: reddit.com: over 18?

19:27:29 mircea_popescu: !up Bella_

19:27:33 dmmill_: just got the bitcoins through, thanks!

19:28:03 mircea_popescu: http://imgur.com/a/nbKxk << look at this, dmmill_'s selling her wardrobe

19:28:03 assbot: bras - Imgur

19:28:23 mircea_popescu: does this actually work ? i remember the days of the "japan panty vending machine" hoax

19:28:36 thestringpuller: what was a hoax?

19:28:39 Bella_: hi there Mircea :) I am here about the breasts posts

19:28:48 mircea_popescu: !up dmmill_

19:28:52 mircea_popescu: Bella_ link to your prev work ?

19:28:56 pankkake: anyone want to buy my worn out socks?

19:28:59 pankkake: they have sexy holes

19:29:16 mircea_popescu: pankkake do you use them to jack off inside ?

19:29:21 pankkake: lol, no

19:29:35 mircea_popescu: do you show your face ?

19:29:39 Bella_: http://www.cammodeldirectory.com/ads/innocent-looks-filthy-mind-naughty-kinky-little-minx-21/

19:29:41 assbot: Lets play :) xx | CamModelDirectory

19:30:10 mircea_popescu: meh bs captcha. got anything else ?

19:30:21 mircea_popescu: im not encouraging cloudflare bs.

19:30:25 pankkake: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYU-myveRtI

19:30:25 assbot: SensualBella Free Preview - YouTube

19:30:39 pankkake: didn't get the cloudflare thing myself

19:30:59 Bella_: What exactly do you need?

19:31:03 Bella_: I work on many websites

19:31:18 mircea_popescu: imgur or equiv ?

19:31:21 Bella_: sure

19:31:24 mircea_popescu: danke.

19:31:44 Bella_: http://imgur.com/a/5p7i4

19:31:44 assbot: Lets spend your bitcoins :) x - Imgur

19:32:02 Bella_: :)

19:32:05 thestringpuller: mircea_popescu: sorry to derail you again, think I found an external solution to my nlock problem: the cardano :P

19:32:17 asciilifeform: thestringpuller: how ?!

19:32:20 mircea_popescu: Bella_ o hey, a pro. cool.

19:32:29 Bella_: hi there :)

19:32:36 *: asciilifeform thick, thinks he got it after 10 sec. or so

19:32:36 mircea_popescu: so write 5770cc05 on your tits, take a pic. get your face in there.

19:32:47 Bella_: I wont get my face in there

19:32:51 Bella_: wink

19:32:55 pankkake: lol

19:32:56 mircea_popescu: lmao

19:33:01 asciilifeform: what's with all the faceless gurlz ?

19:33:03 mircea_popescu: i was just about to omgwtfbbq

19:33:12 mircea_popescu: asciilifeform america ? i dunno.

19:33:25 Bella_: breasts only wasnt that the deal?

19:33:29 mircea_popescu: i live in an apparently parallel universe where i take womens for nude strolls through town

19:33:47 Bella_: okay nevermind

19:33:50 pankkake: but you show your face elsewhere, so that's surprising.

19:33:50 Bella_: have a nice day

19:33:51 mircea_popescu: Bella_ the problem is, i'll have to be able to identify you enough so it can't get recycled later.

19:34:09 pankkake: you seem to have a tattoo? can't see very well

19:34:25 Bella_: do you see a face here ?http://imgur.com/D6GfMIM

19:34:47 pankkake: but she never shows her face

19:34:51 mircea_popescu: no, because they're fucking nuts with the faces.

19:34:55 mircea_popescu: what is this thing anyway!

19:34:56 Bella_: its ok

19:34:58 Bella_: keep the bitcoins

19:34:59 Bella_: take care

19:35:06 mircea_popescu: that was weird.

19:35:20 pankkake: so much for pros?

19:35:46 mircea_popescu: i dunno what you wankers do to them, but apparently they go nuts.

19:36:05 kakobrekla: a pro and 0.1 btc?

19:37:38 chetty: bella prolly wasn't bella, couldn't show wrong face

19:37:50 mircea_popescu: now that's a thought.

19:38:35 mircea_popescu: what the fuck is kik

19:38:38 mircea_popescu: ;;ud kik

19:38:39 gribble: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=kik | Kik. A smartphone app that allows users to chat with eachother, for free, whether they have an iPhone, iPod Touch, Blackberry, or Android device. *Can also be ...

19:38:52 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 15000 @ 0.00008817 = 1.3226 BTC [+] {11}

19:39:34 pankkake: like whatsapp, the thing worth billions

19:39:48 pankkake: but it didn't find a sucker to buy it yet

19:40:02 mircea_popescu: no dude it's some sort of camwhore thing.

19:40:19 pankkake: maybe like snapchat then

19:40:27 mircea_popescu: [KIK][SNAP] Petite teen offering GFE and subscriptions ;) (self.KIKSnaps)

19:40:45 mircea_popescu: i wonder if gfe still means "girlfriend experience"

19:45:35 kakobrekla: but theres no requirement to be anybody for the job, and its hard to fake girltits with mantits

19:46:38 mircea_popescu: kakobrekla sooner or later a pro's gonna want to do this 50 times.

19:47:16 kakobrekla: the key is not long enough.

19:47:18 mircea_popescu: just trying to extend the window during which friendly canadian girlfriends can get a little bitcoin before the intelligence of crowds fucks things up for them.

19:47:25 asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: or a bored kid with some image processing sk1lz and a good stash.

19:47:28 mircea_popescu: kakobrekla what's the key to do with it.

19:47:38 mircea_popescu: asciilifeform improbable that'd work.

19:47:51 kakobrekla: arent you putting your pubkey id or something on the skin?

19:48:01 kakobrekla: i havent been following

19:48:11 mircea_popescu: so ? mary jane comes here, gets a key, does pics, comes back, rinse and repeat.

19:48:23 asciilifeform: 'How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth?' (mr holmes)

19:49:17 kakobrekla: stupid bitch it is.

19:49:21 penguirker: New blog post: http://www.thedrinkingrecord.com/2014/07/04/oh-looky/

19:53:38 bitcoinpete: looking for someone to give me odds on columbia...

19:54:28 mircea_popescu: columbia ?!

19:55:29 bitcoinpete: ok colombia

19:55:34 bitcoinpete: on world cup

19:55:46 bitcoinpete: game starts in 5

19:55:50 mircea_popescu: oh.

19:56:23 mircea_popescu: i dunno, talk to moiety, she's dutch

19:56:42 FabianB: $traded

19:56:43 empyex: FabianB: Traded in last 24 hours: S.MPOE

19:56:43 bitcoinpete: based on food, i'd cheer for brazil

19:56:54 bitcoinpete: people too

19:57:10 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 95 @ 0.028 = 2.66 BTC [+] {2}

19:57:12 FabianB: hmm.. all traders busy with bets n tits

19:57:12 bitcoinpete: and that home town thing

19:57:17 mircea_popescu: lol the 5btc germany made me can pay for a further 50 topless chicks

19:57:31 bitcoinpete: haha

19:57:58 bitcoinpete: can't say the germans aren't productive nao

19:59:21 bitcoinpete: they bought me but a single topless chik but i'll take it

19:59:31 bitcoinpete: s/it/her

20:01:06 mircea_popescu: "I'm a woman who's been at my job for 14 years now, and slowly made my way up to third-in-command. Our firm was bought out by an elderly gentleman who gave it to his 28-year-old daughter as a birthday present. So now everyone's jobs depend on the whims of this girl who has no idea how our business is run. She is very tempermental and has already fired a dozen employees that have been with us for 5 years or more, becaus

20:01:06 mircea_popescu: e she didn't like the way they looked at her in her skin-tight leather miniskirt, or because she wanted their job for one of her friends, or they blanched at her idea to spend $80,000 to replace all the florescent lighting in the building because it makes her "look pale". Hell, why not?"

20:02:03 bitcoinpete: you can't run a bizniz looking pale

20:02:58 bitcoinpete: https://twitter.com/WSJmarkets/status/485105961993248768

20:03:00 assbot: The Dow's climb to new heights comes as trading volume steadily shrinks: http://t.co/E9Retvhaze /search?q=%24djia&src=ctag http://t.co/YWEPYfwreS

20:04:02 bitcoinpete: also, this is almost too much: https://twitter.com/jennschiffer/status/484368731653799937

20:04:03 assbot: every time a man tells us we should dress for the job we want & not the job we have, I put on my dinosaur onesie http://t.co/abhlS5XClj

20:04:37 mircea_popescu: http://www.reddit.com/r/pettyrevenge/comments/29tk91/oh_let_me_help_you_spread_those_nasty_rumors_so/ << check out the wonderful world of femfanon.

20:04:37 assbot: Oh, let me help you spread those nasty rumors so you can get me "fired" and take my job. Be careful what you wish for... : pettyrevenge

20:04:52 pankkake: > laptop full of ugly sticks, but carefully does not cover apple logo

20:04:53 pankkake: DIE

20:05:02 pankkake: stickers*

20:05:18 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 27 @ 0.0279997 = 0.756 BTC [-]

20:05:34 mircea_popescu: pankkake 2k retweets baby

20:05:57 asciilifeform: phun phact. apple hardware used to (still does?) come with a set of logo stickers. so that one could uglify anything - normal laptop, car, etc.

20:06:09 bitcoinpete: pretty sure still does

20:06:16 pankkake: I've seen cars with apple logos

20:06:24 mircea_popescu: http://i.imgur.com/uTnfLmC.jpg

20:06:56 asciilifeform: 'what has been seen cannot be unseen'

20:07:00 bitcoinpete: "i think the fedora sets it off nicely" << lol!

20:07:54 *: asciilifeform looks for some corpse shots from ukraine to take the edge off

20:09:15 pankkake: ;;later tell BingoBoingo http://www.thedrinkingrecord.com/2014/07/04/oh-looky/ no referal?

20:09:15 assbot: Oh, Looky | Bingo Blog

20:09:15 gribble: The operation succeeded.

20:09:46 mircea_popescu: asciilifeform http://i.imgur.com/ZI8IfGf.jpg

20:10:00 asciilifeform: lol what are these

20:10:15 bitcoinpete: brazil 1 - colombia 0

20:11:05 mircea_popescu: i've no idea.

20:19:10 mircea_popescu: i'll bbl. treat the girls nicely meanwhile!

20:25:34 chetty: Zimbabwe president Robert Mugabe has ordered the nation?s remaining white farmers to be booted off their farms in order that the land be given to black Zimbabweans.

20:26:44 bitcoinpete: isn't that like 10 years old? or more?

20:27:29 chetty: there were a few left, those are getting kicked out now

20:31:50 bitcoinpete: ;;nethash

20:31:51 gribble: 120431075.173

20:32:14 bitcoinpete: hm couple dozen ph added today..

20:33:17 bitcoinpete: not dozen… just couple

20:38:04 ThickAsThieves: http://www.goxdox.org/2014/07/magicaltux-strikes-again-tibanne-takes.html

20:38:05 assbot: goxdox.org: MagicalTux strikes again: Tibanne takes another $200K USD from mtgox creditor funds

20:41:48 thestringpuller: ;;estimate

20:41:49 gribble: Next difficulty estimate | 16492255409.9 based on data since last change | 16823770134.8 based on data for last three days

20:42:06 thestringpuller: ;;diff

20:42:07 gribble: 1.6818461371161112E10

20:42:16 thestringpuller: uh wha?

20:43:01 ThickAsThieves: Estimated Next Difficulty: 18,289,217,035 (+8.74%)

20:43:06 mircea_popescu: chetty schmucks didn't genocide black population when they had the chance. now they don't have the chance anymore,

20:43:12 mircea_popescu: and the black population ain't as schmucky.

20:54:06 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 21 @ 0.031 = 0.651 BTC [+]

20:56:15 mircea_popescu: "I've applied to 40+ positions since mid May 2014 and have only been invited to first interviews at 3 agencies. One was a waste of time and the position was already filled, the second went okay but they chose a more qualified candidate and I had to cancel the third after my rental car wouldn't start due to an issue with the anti theft device."

20:57:09 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 28600 @ 0.00082174 = 23.5018 BTC [-] {4}

21:07:37 bitcoinpete: asciilifeform: obligatory: http://www.poetryfoundation.org/poem/174348 << i remember this as a bedtime story

21:07:38 assbot: The Cremation of Sam McGee by Robert W. Service : The Poetry Foundation

21:08:53 mircea_popescu: http://i.imgur.com/c0v9fb2.jpg

21:09:29 mircea_popescu: !up sexy_saffron

21:09:31 mircea_popescu: also, http://i.imgur.com/8bYxxSy.jpg

21:09:55 sexy_saffron: cool

21:10:12 mircea_popescu: you here for the titjob i take it ?

21:10:16 sexy_saffron: sure!

21:10:22 mircea_popescu: got a link to past work ?

21:10:36 sexy_saffron: you know it ;) www.reddit.com/r/sexy_saffron

21:11:31 mircea_popescu: o hey nice, a corset girl.

21:11:38 sexy_saffron: thanks!

21:11:49 mircea_popescu: ok, put 8717c805 on your tits, take a shot. make sure you get your head in there.

21:12:11 sexy_saffron: ok just a sec I'll take one and imgur it to you

21:12:38 mircea_popescu: kk.

21:12:46 mircea_popescu: http://sexysaffron.com/ << o look, even your own site. how's the biz ?

21:13:23 sexy_saffron: the business is doing great! thanks!

21:13:32 sexy_saffron: especially thanks to bitcoin!

21:14:00 mircea_popescu: the gfycat stuff is pretty slick.

21:15:57 mircea_popescu: i found the stuff nubbins` doesn't want us to know about. http://i.imgur.com/ZoIU5WQ.jpg

21:16:28 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16300 @ 0.00081533 = 13.2899 BTC [-] {2}

21:16:50 mircea_popescu: http://www.insideworldsoccer.com/2014/06/orin-melissa-van-lingen-salvador-brazil-san-salvador-el-salvador.html

21:16:50 assbot: Newlyweds planned to watch World Cup in Salvador, Brazil - ended up in San Salvador, El Salvador | inside World Soccer

21:17:12 nubbins`: heh

21:17:31 nubbins`: i might as well paste a link to havelock saying it's the stuff you don't want us to know about ;D

21:18:07 sexy_saffron: uploading to imgur now!

21:18:15 sexy_saffron: lots of pics on there too :P

21:18:19 mircea_popescu: nubbins` ok, fair point. i take it back.

21:18:25 sexy_saffron: thanks! gfycat is amazing

21:18:25 assbot: AMAZING COMPANY!

21:18:41 sexy_saffron: so what are these pics for anyway?

21:19:07 moiety: you need to do girl cut tops nubbins`! :P

21:19:08 mircea_popescu: sexy_saffron we used to have a bot here, you'd go !boobs or something and it'd paste a tumblr pic.

21:19:12 mircea_popescu: but it got upgraded

21:19:20 nubbins`: moiety: we do occasionally :D

21:19:42 sexy_saffron: here's the pic! http://imgur.com/2kRGCQu

21:19:42 assbot: imgur: the simple image sharer

21:19:52 sexy_saffron: ah cool

21:19:57 mircea_popescu: good job. your address ?

21:20:02 pankkake: haha i love the pic

21:20:03 sexy_saffron: 1LnFxghYfkVyH22zEdDEpsswaH6dUHfLL8

21:20:08 sexy_saffron: thanks!

21:20:09 mircea_popescu: pankkake pro's a pro.

21:20:20 sexy_saffron: I do custom videos for bitcoin if anyone is interested ;)

21:20:48 mircea_popescu: sexy_saffron i am actually. here's the scoop : you ever read the last psychiatrist ?

21:20:54 moiety: Please let me know nubbins` i'd definitely like a b-a night set - top and/or shorts ( ok ok i know the shorts is asking too much... it's just the -assets over the ass was too much to resist XD)

21:21:05 pankkake: registering on the wot (http://wiki.bitcoin-assets.com/first_steps_in_bitcoin-assets) might help you get some business

21:21:08 mircea_popescu: moiety wow what a concept.

21:21:15 moiety: IKR

21:21:24 nubbins`: check your bitcoin assets

21:21:35 mircea_popescu: no, "check my bitcoin assets"

21:21:42 moiety: #bitcoin on the lower back with matching shotes with the -assets

21:21:52 moiety: shorts****

21:21:54 moiety: lololol

21:21:55 moiety: omg

21:22:04 sexy_saffron: I've never read that!

21:22:35 moiety: so every bitcoiner would also want a set for his chick right?

21:22:37 mircea_popescu: sexy_saffron ok, he's a guy with a great blog. i want him to come here. what i want you to do is make a short, say 5 minute film, in which you beg him to come visit bitcoin-assets

21:22:56 mircea_popescu: hole #3, asciilifeform

21:23:35 sexy_saffron: I could do that!

21:23:50 mircea_popescu: ok. wanna work on a script ? you happy with another .1 ?

21:23:57 pankkake: this is quite an amazing idea

21:23:57 assbot: AMAZING COMPANY!

21:24:04 mircea_popescu: pankkake no ?

21:24:08 sexy_saffron: sure!

21:24:33 mircea_popescu: sexy_saffron ok, you have any experience with acting ? can you adlib begging or do i have to put it in ?

21:24:40 sexy_saffron: you can send the script to sexy_miss_saffron@hotmail.com!

21:24:44 sexy_saffron: I can handle it ;)

21:24:46 moiety: i love the mash od + and - here in the same breath

21:24:48 mircea_popescu: nah i'll just put it here.

21:24:52 moiety: of*

21:24:54 sexy_saffron: I'm actually rending my 200th video right now lol

21:24:59 sexy_saffron: *rendering

21:25:23 mircea_popescu: cool. ok so : the points you have to get in there clearly visible are "#bitcoin-assets on Freenode" and "http://webchat.freenode.net/?channels=bitcoin-assets" for the case he doesn't have a client

21:25:46 mircea_popescu: everything else is up to you, but let the guy know he has a wonderful blog, we think he's a genius and we really want him over here. go as over the top as you'd like.

21:26:01 *: nubbins` claps

21:26:09 Duffer1: i'd put .02 on that

21:26:09 nubbins`: ;;rated mircea_popescu

21:26:09 gribble: You rated user mircea_popescu on Thu Oct 17 15:12:06 2013, with a rating of 2, and supplied these additional notes: patron of the arts.

21:26:09 moiety: is i bad i started laughing there?

21:26:15 moiety: it*

21:26:18 nubbins`: moiety, nah

21:26:23 mircea_popescu: moiety nope. sex is supposed to be fun.

21:26:31 mircea_popescu: nubbins` do i make a great leader of the free world yet or what.

21:26:32 moiety: hes perfect... in an instant nubbins`

21:26:50 nubbins`: mp, you're a few steps closer today

21:27:00 mircea_popescu: ah the long road to golgotha.

21:27:03 sexy_saffron: ok I'll add it to my schedule once you transfer the .1, how should I send you the link once it's done?

21:27:07 moiety: mircea_popescu: it is! why do so many forget this?!

21:27:17 mircea_popescu: sexy_saffron you should post it here.

21:27:31 mircea_popescu: i don't have a problem paying in advance, but i'll require you get in the wot for it.

21:27:44 sexy_saffron: what is the wot?

21:27:52 pankkake: here: http://wiki.bitcoin-assets.com/first_steps_in_bitcoin-assets

21:27:52 assbot: first_steps_in_bitcoin-assets [bitcoin assets wiki]

21:27:57 mircea_popescu: web of trust. the thing nubbins` called above to see my rating.

21:28:09 nubbins`: ;;ident sexy_saffron

21:28:09 gribble: Nick 'sexy_saffron', with hostmask 'sexy_saffron!8717c805@gateway/web/freenode/ip.135.23.200.5', is not identified.

21:28:18 nubbins`: ;;ident nubbins`

21:28:19 gribble: Nick 'nubbins`', with hostmask 'nubbins`!~leel@stjhnf0157w-142163082159.dhcp-dynamic.FibreOP.nl.bellaliant.net', is identified as user 'nubbins`', with GPG key id CF2950F23C844002, key fingerprint 5015BD3D0AE659C8B8632F31CF2950F23C844002, and bitcoin address None

21:28:33 pankkake: nb: if you don't have a GPG key you can register with a bitcoin address

21:28:33 moiety: we all have them sexy_saffron :D honestly best way to go, itsa not like having it does you any harm

21:28:49 nubbins`: pankkake +1

21:29:01 pankkake: but anyway, best way to get recurring business

21:29:02 chetty: having a wot rating will likely get you more business

21:29:16 mircea_popescu: that's a definite.

21:29:22 moiety: i should add this shouldnt i... i fully understand i wa just being picky... i'll update the wiki

21:29:53 sexy_saffron: I don't mind entering your wot!

21:29:54 pankkake: moiety: I'm not so sure about that; actually I want to write something on why people should use GPG vs bitcoin for signing things

21:30:09 pankkake: but yes, if it makes more people sign up

21:30:15 mircea_popescu: moiety i loved the picky, but irl people aren't all that well equipped to drop gpg in.

21:30:20 nubbins`: less of a barrier to entry

21:30:22 mircea_popescu: sexy_saffron so then go for it.

21:30:52 sexy_saffron: ya I'd rather do bitcoin address, I can generate those super quick

21:31:07 moiety: well this is what i was thining pankkake ... i left it out because i felt it actually went against my reasoning for setting up gpg and i dont want to sound hypocritical. wee bit on the end or should leave as is?

21:31:26 mircea_popescu: sexy_saffron mind that you can never lose it

21:31:30 mircea_popescu: or you lose your identity.

21:31:38 mircea_popescu: and while at it, register your nick with nickserv.

21:32:02 moiety: mircea_popescu: thing is though... i feel anyways, if they took ten minutes to learn btc, they cant take ten to learn gpg? especially if it supports their business in the way their clients seek?

21:32:04 pankkake: moiety: you can say "you can generate a gpg key later and use your existing bitcoin address right now"

21:32:05 mircea_popescu: it goes like /msg nickserv register <tr1n8frikitona> <businessenquiriesforshanti@gmail.com> to quote an earlier girl.

21:32:19 mircea_popescu: moiety a first time keygen is > 10 minutes.

21:32:24 mircea_popescu: then there's the keyserver upload.

21:32:32 pankkake: gpg requires finding the appropriate GUIs too

21:32:33 moiety: ooooh like that pankkake

21:33:01 moiety: also would it be helpful if i offered block change + step by step on a disk or usb?

21:33:05 mircea_popescu: sexy_saffron how did you find bitcoin anyway ?

21:33:29 pankkake: block change?

21:33:37 moiety: exchange* not change* ...block change might be an interesting view tho?!

21:33:59 pankkake: I don't understand it either :p

21:34:13 moiety: like not even exchange whats the word... just the chain

21:34:29 moiety: so like for total noobs

21:34:47 sexy_saffron: bitcoin is just the best way to do business, hands down

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21:34:54 pankkake: !b 1

21:34:54 moiety: youd get a step by step with a cd or usb rather than links that so many seem allergic to

21:35:09 sexy_saffron: it was a logical choice as a payment processor

21:35:12 mircea_popescu: atta girl.

21:35:22 mircea_popescu: keep at this you'll end up my image lmao.

21:35:38 sexy_saffron: awesome!

21:35:47 pankkake: moiety: I see, bundling the required applications etc. I've seen the idea in practice, it's good, hovewer it puts a lot of trust in you providing non-malicious binaries

21:35:51 sexy_saffron: but what are you collecting the pics for?

21:36:10 moiety: why doesn anyone do anything?

21:36:20 mircea_popescu: im not collecting the pix. couldn't care less, really.

21:36:39 sexy_saffron: so whats the significance of the code?

21:36:41 pankkake: he's just trying to be more eccentric than usual

21:37:14 mircea_popescu: sexy_saffron http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=04-07-2014#744256 << there, answered before. in the logs :D

21:37:14 assbot: #bitcoin-assets log

21:37:14 moiety: pankkake: aye but i thought about this... the peple buying are noobs yes? most likely...or they wouldnt need the chain. so in all reality they are either not going to realise they need to trust me... or trust me due to why ive told them

21:37:31 pankkake: moiety: yes, indeed

21:37:52 moiety: the best businessmen take the plunge, aye?

21:37:56 mircea_popescu: * sexy_saffron (8717c805@gateway/web/freenode/ip.135.23.200.5) has joined #bitcoin-assets << and the code is just some random stuff webirc spits out

21:38:22 sexy_saffron: ah ok

21:38:50 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5458 @ 0.00082117 = 4.4819 BTC [+]

21:39:02 mircea_popescu: pankkake there's nothing usual about me!

21:39:20 moiety: well pankkake this is hat they tell themselves.. and we dont care how good they are, as long as they can treat bitcoin well ... implement it and encourage their friends... yeah?

21:39:30 moiety: what*

21:39:38 sexy_saffron: I tell all the reddit girls to use bitcoin

21:39:40 pankkake: you know, one of the best insults (well, it was friendly) I ever received was "you're not that unusual actually"

21:39:48 pankkake: she was so proud of it :)

21:39:53 *: moiety gasps

21:39:56 pankkake: !up sexy_saffron

21:40:10 moiety: dude... people that are proud of their insults usually have no reason to be that way

21:40:52 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 15 @ 0.034 = 0.51 BTC [-]

21:40:56 moiety: public insults* totally a difference

21:41:25 mircea_popescu: wait what ?

21:41:28 mircea_popescu: !up sexy_saffron

21:41:32 pankkake: what are you doing ChanServ?!

21:41:33 mircea_popescu: chanserv you being a bad boy ?

21:41:52 mircea_popescu: is this kakotrolling ?

21:41:54 moiety: chanserv just liks to stir.. i am sure of it

21:43:15 thestringpuller: https://www.massdrop.com/buy/exuvius-multi-tool-collar-stays?mode=guest_open

21:43:16 assbot: Exuvius Multi-Tool Collar Stays (4-Pack) - Massdrop

21:43:25 sexy_saffron: ;;eregister sexy_saffron 1KGkZ1cAbsKH3rQNBoxe8N4KU9DBkfz1KT

21:43:25 gribble: Error: '1KGkZ1cAbsKH3rQNBoxe8N4KU9DBkfz1KT' is not a valid GPG key id. Please use the long form 16 digit key id.

21:44:16 sexy_saffron: it won't let me register with a bitcoin public address :(

21:44:22 mircea_popescu: you want ;;bcregister

21:44:23 thestringpuller: ;;bcregister

21:44:24 gribble: (bcregister <nick> <bitcoinaddress>) -- Register your identity, associating bitcoin address key <bitcoinaddress> with <nick>. <bitcoinaddress> should be a standard-type bitcoin address, starting with 1. You will be given a random passphrase to sign with your address key, and submit to the bot with the 'bcverify' command. Your passphrase will expire in 10 minutes.

21:44:27 sexy_saffron: ah

21:44:34 mircea_popescu: ;;eregister is for gpg

21:44:38 sexy_saffron: ;;bcregister sexy_saffron 1KGkZ1cAbsKH3rQNBoxe8N4KU9DBkfz1KT

21:44:39 gribble: Request successful for user sexy_saffron, hostmask sexy_saffron!8717c805@gateway/web/freenode/ip.135.23.200.5. Your challenge string is: freenode:#bitcoin-otc:7583d0f0d3507e7c987b8206989e5f95b31a26bd74ae7ec143b26c24

21:44:42 sexy_saffron: done!

21:44:51 FabianB: http://wiki.bitcoin-otc.com/wiki/Bitcoin_address_authentication

21:44:53 assbot: Bitcoin address authentication - bitcoin-otc wiki

21:44:58 pankkake: you need to confirm the address is yours

21:45:00 thestringpuller: you gotta run bcverify now

21:45:02 mircea_popescu: ;;ident sexy_saffron

21:45:02 gribble: Nick 'sexy_saffron', with hostmask 'sexy_saffron!8717c805@gateway/web/freenode/ip.135.23.200.5', is not identified.

21:45:10 thestringpuller: ;;bcverify

21:45:10 gribble: (bcverify <signedmessage>) -- Verify the latest authentication request by providing the <signedmessage> which contains the challenge string signed with your bitcoin address of record. If verified, you'll be authenticated for the duration of the bot's or your IRC session on channel (whichever is shorter).

21:45:12 moiety: sexy_saffron: you alright love?! never mind the -v and +v but this is another good idea why its no dear... see the challenge string... copy it and go decrypt it with cmd

21:45:28 pankkake: with bitcoin, you can only sign

21:45:36 thestringpuller: easy to sign with bitcoin

21:45:41 thestringpuller: signmessage

21:45:44 pankkake: whereas gpg auth provides both sig and decrypt methods

21:45:50 moiety: its the same thing though no, just wallet?

21:45:52 FabianB: see in the samples section of http://wiki.bitcoin-otc.com/wiki/Bitcoin_address_authentication

21:45:54 assbot: Bitcoin address authentication - bitcoin-otc wiki

21:46:32 moiety: ok ok im adding a btc addressbit to my first steps...*disclaimer* wont be as holdy handy as the gpg

21:47:08 sexy_saffron: ;;bcverify GywpdNN8x7MfYwqkZL48GXbKqdB6YBSQt7/F8SfEM0c7GnZXGIDO3kcVjDWJP4ca4waXGOcLWbzMT/GclQSDuL0=

21:47:10 gribble: Registration successful. You are now authenticated for user 'sexy_saffron' with address 1KGkZ1cAbsKH3rQNBoxe8N4KU9DBkfz1KT

21:47:13 sexy_saffron: woot!

21:47:13 mircea_popescu: o hey wd.

21:47:22 pankkake: yay

21:47:22 mircea_popescu: ;;rate sexy_saffron 1 Pro fetish model.

21:47:24 gribble: Rating entry successful. Your rating of 1 for user sexy_saffron has been recorded.

21:47:30 mircea_popescu: now you can even self-voice in here.

21:47:43 sexy_saffron: hooray!

21:47:57 mircea_popescu: ok so, .1 again to the same addy for the tlp beg film ?

21:48:06 moiety: yay good for you sexy_saffron :D

21:48:06 pankkake: ;;rate sexy_saffron 1 delivers cute and sexy pictures

21:48:07 gribble: Rating entry successful. Your rating of 1 for user sexy_saffron has been recorded.

21:48:24 mircea_popescu: and use gfycat, it's great.

21:48:33 mircea_popescu: o no shit, it doesn't have sound. nm me.

21:48:36 sexy_saffron: sure! I'll put it in my schedule for shooting tomorrow!

21:48:44 moiety: im totally not in the huff pankkake totally not bothered

21:48:52 sexy_saffron: I'll just come back here with a dropbox link

21:49:04 sexy_saffron: any particular outfit ideas?

21:49:26 mircea_popescu: not really, whatever you feel like, but give a good show.

21:49:33 moiety: just get a pi nd hold everything yourself

21:49:37 mircea_popescu: i wanna impress this guy.

21:49:51 sexy_saffron: sounds good ;)

21:49:59 pankkake: http://thelastpsychiatrist.com/

21:50:00 assbot: The Last Psychiatrist

21:50:33 mircea_popescu: that's him. drop by when it's done, proly have more work for you then.

21:51:11 sexy_saffron: cool, you guys can buy my videos with bitcoin too if you'd like, here's my clipstore: www.clips4sale.com/74849

21:51:18 sexy_saffron: I do lots of sales on my subbreddit too

21:51:51 mircea_popescu: how long you been at this btw ?

21:52:03 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13364 @ 0.00082175 = 10.9819 BTC [+] {2}

21:52:05 pankkake: " Foot Smelling Blowjob After a Run " not my fetish, but I just love those kind of weird things :D

21:52:26 sexy_saffron: 6 months!

21:52:42 mircea_popescu: pankkake you told me you had all of them. i demand my boney mack! i was bamboozled and misdirected.

21:52:50 sexy_saffron: I love weird videos too! My balloon boob videos have been really popular

21:52:58 mircea_popescu: sexy_saffron you're incredibly smooth. all you or do you have a manger with some experience behind you ?

21:53:05 pankkake: I don't think I ever said that. I have many, and I am curious about all of them

21:53:09 sexy_saffron: nope, just me and my husband!

21:53:19 sexy_saffron: making porn in our tiny appartment!

21:53:22 mircea_popescu: well, keep at it.

21:53:43 sexy_saffron: will do ;)

21:53:49 mircea_popescu: it's a dying thing, supposedly, but you're in a position to roll with the best of em, so.

21:53:53 pankkake: "Watch as I blow my full nose into a few tissues" just awesome lol

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21:53:59 thestringpuller: !bash 5

21:54:03 sexy_saffron: not even close to the weirdest one lol

21:55:08 pankkake: ok, I found one I might like, but I'm not saying which :p

21:55:20 mircea_popescu: pankkake also careful not to show your face.

21:55:31 mircea_popescu: this shit matters.

21:55:48 pankkake: there actually was a picture of me naked (no penis though) on the internet, with face

21:57:05 moiety: in what alternate universe or were you a minor pankkake

21:57:19 pankkake: lol wat

21:57:33 pankkake: it was for a calendar promo

21:57:35 moiety: i just cant belive you did that XD

21:58:04 moiety: a calendar for what tho?! penii?

21:58:22 pankkake: it's actually great; you feel really good about your body afterwards

21:58:31 pankkake: more people should do (semi)pro shoots

21:59:20 moiety: i almost did but i htought yous would be like..err mo gtfo pls kthx

21:59:35 kakobrekla: <pankkake> there actually was a picture of me naked (no penis though) on the internet, with face < mine is still online

21:59:42 moiety: hey my benkay has rearry improved!

21:59:56 pankkake: I didn't say yes right away but he showed me his work, was a really nice person

22:00:07 pankkake: kakobrekla: url?

22:00:25 kakobrekla: https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/377444742/tic.jpg

22:00:37 pankkake: lol

22:00:47 sexy_saffron: time to go make hamburgers so I'm off, but feel free to stop by my subbreddit and say hi! :)

22:00:52 moiety: dude he wont even let a reflection capture him at this point in life

22:01:06 pankkake: bon appetit

22:01:16 jurov: nubbins url?

22:01:40 jurov: er.. pankkake

22:01:49 moiety: was nice meeting you sexy_saffron :] enjoy your tea!

22:02:13 sexy_saffron: thanks, you too! cya!

22:02:23 pankkake: I only have the raw shots left, the image that was selected I didn't even save it

22:02:44 moiety: its ok, its in his personal collection im betting

22:03:07 moiety: because..always backups

22:03:27 moiety: see rolf harris got 5 years 9 months today

22:03:33 moiety: unrelated obviously

22:03:40 moiety: maybe i dunno

22:03:54 moiety: pankkake: we have people you can talk to

22:04:08 pankkake: for what?

22:04:14 moiety: issues

22:04:24 pankkake: lol

22:04:50 moiety: i jut playing

22:04:57 moiety: but are you serious?

22:05:22 pankkake: yes, it was for those black-and-white calendar with naked men everyone was doing at the time

22:05:27 moiety: just realised pankkake probably wasnt the one to ask a serious question to

22:05:55 pankkake: it was my piercer's and he did it once a year with his best-looking clients

22:06:16 moiety: imma need proof

22:06:25 moiety: :]

22:06:54 moiety: the calendar would be fine

22:07:06 pankkake: the website doesn't exist anymore

22:07:13 moiety: i also take email attachments just so the channel knows

22:07:22 moiety: well thats fail

22:08:07 moiety: youre so hard to play with pankkake but so much fun cus i never know whos trolling the other the most

22:10:43 mircea_popescu: <pankkake> it's actually great; you feel really good about your body afterwards more people should do (semi)pro shoots <<< he has a point.

22:11:06 pankkake: https://unsee.cc/rubigeso/ here is 25% of what is close to the selected picture

22:11:06 assbot: Unsee — Free online private photo sharing

22:11:25 mircea_popescu: moiety you feeling tempted ?

22:11:57 pankkake: it seems to be a custom occurence in some countries, like russia

22:12:27 pankkake: where you put good pro-made pics, not drunken pics, on your social profiles

22:12:52 pankkake: s/custom/common/ is what I meant I suppose

22:13:29 jurov: http://boingboing.net/2014/07/03/if-you-read-boing-boing-the-n.html

22:13:29 assbot: If you read Boing Boing, the NSA considers you a target for deep surveillance - Boing Boing

22:13:49 mircea_popescu: aqhaha nice kakobrekla

22:16:09 mircea_popescu: <pankkake> it was my piercer's and he did it once a year with his best-looking clients << pankkake has a prince albert ?

22:16:34 pankkake: I used to have an industrial (bar through the ear)

22:17:44 mircea_popescu: why so many piercing stories start with "i used to" ?

22:18:25 pankkake: ;)

22:19:13 moiety: tempted by the offer you mean mircea? i was borderline but if youre not acceptable irl .. i dun think you are online either - may need clarification from pankkake's photographer ;P

22:20:05 mircea_popescu: wait wut

22:20:30 mircea_popescu: moiety i jus' meant, do you want to add your tits to my post ?

22:20:31 moiety: also what piercings do you have pankkake?

22:20:57 pankkake: only the industrial which is fully closed by now

22:21:17 moiety: mircea_popescu: i was just kidding about pankkake .. i just meant if youre useless to people irl, youe not going to have the desired effect in a pic online either

22:21:31 pankkake: did it mostly because I was curious, I don't like most piercings on men

22:21:53 mircea_popescu: moiety ok ill ask you again after you have a couple more drinks

22:22:08 moiety: ikr? i dont know why but im the same. looks weird for me to see a belly piercing on a dude

22:22:27 pankkake: lol, yeah, that one certainly is not masculine

22:22:40 mircea_popescu: why should it be masculine ?

22:24:29 mircea_popescu: http://www.reddit.com/r/libertyworldproblems/

22:24:30 assbot: Liberty World Problems

22:24:33 moiety: it doesnt have to be... just if your tastes are being thrown onto the bed, you might not want someone with a prettier jewellry cabinet doing it? i'll just stfu now lol

22:24:42 mircea_popescu: so is this basically three guys and a dog being ironic and shit ?

22:24:47 moiety: i think i should have internet docked fri-sun pls

22:27:53 moiety: i dunno but i just replied to one of their threads

22:28:00 mircea_popescu: WASHINGTON ? Just weeks before Blackwater guards fatally shot 17 civilians at Baghdad?s Nisour Square in 2007, the State Department began investigating the security contractor?s operations in Iraq. But the inquiry was abandoned after Blackwater?s top manager there issued a threat: ?that he could kill? the government?s chief investigator and ?no one could or would do anything about it as we were in Iraq,

22:28:01 mircea_popescu: ? according to department reports.

22:28:37 mircea_popescu: American Embassy officials in Baghdad sided with Blackwater rather than the State Department investigators as a dispute over the probe escalated in August 2007, the previously undisclosed documents show. The officials told the investigators that they had disrupted the embassy?s relationship with the security contractor and ordered them to leave the country, according to the reports.

22:28:58 mircea_popescu: After returning to Washington, the chief investigator wrote a scathing report to State Department officials documenting misconduct by Blackwater employees and warning that lax oversight of the company, which had a contract worth more than $1 billion to protect American diplomats, had created ?an environment full of liability and negligence.?

22:32:43 Duffer1: did someone honestly expect things that to go any other way?

22:33:12 Duffer1: -that

22:35:24 moiety: i'd be interested in the undocumented things

22:36:03 Duffer1: get the guys from VICE interested, honey badgers of news

22:39:22 pankkake: !up RagnarsBitch

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23:49:17 kyuupichan: Silly me for thinking diff might actually drop this time