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00:01:00 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 1175 @ 0.0001158 = 0.1361 BTC [+]

00:01:01 dub: benkay: scam

00:02:27 dub: also http://fraudsters.com/2013/snsa-november-2013-statement/

00:03:29 benkay: well i did wait until MP released the figures.

00:07:41 asciilifeform: benkay: S.NSA will be very boring, right up until it won't. 'nothing to see here, move along...'

00:08:53 benkay: Stanislav and Mircea, scamming in a tree

00:09:11 benkay: engine-eer-i-n-g

00:09:11 asciilifeform: gimmeallyermoney. there, done.

00:09:40 benkay: en-gin-ee-eer-i-n-g, would be better scansion

00:09:57 asciilifeform: my fave was the wag who asked, 'why aren't those cardanos hashing yet, hah'

00:10:44 benkay: they generate random numbers right?

00:10:46 benkay: make 'em hash...

00:11:02 asciilifeform: that's one piece.

00:11:43 benkay: how much less boring are you going to get?

00:12:01 asciilifeform: benkay: depends if you care for modern crypto or not.

00:12:26 benkay: i am always interested in better crypto

00:12:52 asciilifeform: or even if you just like the idea of a usb drive that can be irrevocably nuked with a button press in a second or so.

00:13:10 benkay: mmm

00:13:13 benkay: crunchy.

00:13:21 benkay: unusable?

00:13:28 asciilifeform: usable, but empty.

00:15:05 benkay: a feat!

00:15:26 asciilifeform: more of a feat than one might think at first.

00:15:42 benkay: that wasn't sarcasm.

00:16:03 benkay: but approval of a worthy goal!

00:16:50 asciilifeform: there are only two defences against 'rubber hose cryptoanalysis' - 1) don't be taken prisoner or 2) zap button.

00:17:29 truffles: if u die, is there any way to transfer the crypto to relatives?`

00:17:44 asciilifeform: sure, give them an unzapped unit.

00:17:58 jurov: no, usually you transfer relatives to crypt

00:18:03 truffles: i mean in general not ur new thing

00:18:04 benkay: encrypted to the cardano you also give them.

00:18:24 benkay: truffles: you leave a trail of hints to the passphrase in your will

00:18:25 asciilifeform: in general, whoever has the keys has the goods

00:18:53 benkay: 'course, that opens you up to gov't seizure during intergenerational transfer.

00:19:19 asciilifeform: different problem, different tools.

00:20:00 jurov: you should give assets while you're still alive

00:20:03 truffles: guess ur idea asciilifeform solves this seizure possiblity

00:20:07 asciilifeform: in general, the time to do transfers is before you're on the gallows

00:20:19 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7400 @ 0.00086601 = 6.4085 BTC [-]

00:20:26 asciilifeform: otherwise you'll be like Captain Kidd, throwing an enciphered map to the peanut gallery before the noose tightens

00:20:35 truffles: jurov some ppl will be oding before that time

00:21:26 asciilifeform: the whole reason we have the legends of buried treasures is: people who did not take care of their bequests properly.

00:21:46 asciilifeform: buried goodies tend to result from folks who got clobbered before they could dig them up.

00:22:27 asciilifeform: (or confide in someone as to where to dig)

00:22:36 benkay: m-of-n txns go a long way to addressing this thing

00:23:47 asciilifeform: there'll be tales of 'buried' btc one day.

00:24:15 truffles: if its value remains :p

00:24:16 asciilifeform: 'didja hear, he took out an ad in the new york fishwrap one day in '11, every fifth letter...'

00:24:23 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9950 @ 0.00086651 = 8.6218 BTC [+]

00:25:24 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 49 @ 0.003 = 0.147 BTC [+]

00:26:25 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9010 @ 0.00086976 = 7.8365 BTC [+]

00:29:28 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.34 BTC [-]

00:31:30 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4382 @ 0.00086976 = 3.8113 BTC [+]

00:32:31 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 10 @ 0.05 = 0.5 BTC

00:35:34 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.34 BTC [-]

00:36:35 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 250 @ 0.00049999 = 0.125 BTC [+] {2}

00:38:17 dub: thumb drive flash is packaged in thermite mixed with magnesium and a piezo igniter, self destruct mission impossible style?

00:38:31 Diablo-D3: lol.

00:38:40 asciilifeform: dub: nope, but you can make that one if you like.

00:40:06 asciilifeform: if you want physical zap, i recommend uv laser diode over a windowed eeprom.

00:40:34 Vexual: serial number zapped?

00:40:58 asciilifeform: Vexual: ?

00:41:09 Vexual: no serial number on memory?

00:42:17 asciilifeform: in cardano? key lives in its own chip

00:42:32 asciilifeform: nothing else kept there

00:43:08 Vexual: cool

00:43:08 asciilifeform: refer to the (admittedly slightly obsolete) spec on mp's site.

00:45:56 asciilifeform: pyros may be disappointed in cardano, nothing flammable there.

00:49:02 dub: probably best to steer away from things that can both circumvent USG spying ubiquity and casually blow up airplanes

00:49:12 jcpham: ron paul on cnn

00:49:17 jcpham: stumbling about bitcoin

00:49:26 kanzure: is there a stream?

00:50:03 jcpham: http://weplaylive.tv/live-news-stream/

00:50:04 ozbot: We Play Live - CNN Live Stream

00:56:51 KRS|Gotyawallet: thanks for that link..i've been looking for a site like that too

00:57:56 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 3300 @ 0.00282257 = 9.3145 BTC [-] {16}

00:58:57 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8800 @ 0.00087153 = 7.6695 BTC [+]

00:58:57 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 2000 @ 0.00280084 = 5.6017 BTC [-] {8}

01:00:59 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 625 @ 0.0028 = 1.75 BTC [-]

01:05:03 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 950 @ 0.00305995 = 2.907 BTC [+] {13}

01:06:04 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.05 = 0.25 BTC

01:06:12 deadweasel: ;;ticker

01:06:12 gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 931.1, Best ask: 934.5, Bid-ask spread: 3.40000, Last trade: 931.0, 24 hour volume: 27190.56044341, 24 hour low: 788.101, 24 hour high: 980.17661, 24 hour vwap: 892.6989

01:08:06 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7800 @ 0.00087153 = 6.7979 BTC [+]

01:12:51 dub: so we should all trade some banjos in for bitcoin?

01:14:17 nubbins`: re: banjo

01:14:18 nubbins`: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeBcfjH9PaY

01:14:19 ozbot: Sufjan Stevens - He Woke Me Up Again - YouTube

01:16:56 kanzure: are the logs at http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/ available in plaintext or some downloadable form without html?

01:17:33 ThickAsThieves: I'll sell you a log for 1btc

01:17:38 nubbins`: not afaik, but it should be pretty simple to make a script that parses them

01:18:16 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15368 @ 0.00086982 = 13.3674 BTC [-] {3}

01:18:30 nubbins`: ThickAsThieves: http://imgur.com/jKIq0Rr

01:18:56 kanzure: nubbins`: who runs the server and would they be annoyed if i wget http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date={daterange}

01:19:02 kanzure: i mean wget -m -np

01:19:07 benkay: kakobrekla

01:19:07 kanzure: wait, no i don't mean -m

01:19:11 benkay: and doubtful

01:19:34 nubbins`: better double check those flags

01:19:38 nubbins`: and what benkay said

01:19:39 nubbins`: but who knows

01:19:55 nubbins`: looking for anything in particular, or just evidence?

01:20:02 ThickAsThieves: kako will destroy you for this

01:20:47 benkay: sheesh, ThickAsThieves, spread more fud whydoncha

01:20:51 kanzure: actually i am looking for a link dump

01:20:56 kanzure: and i figured i would have to do it myself

01:21:02 benkay: kanzure: see the "links only" checkbox?

01:21:05 nubbins`: ^

01:21:18 ThickAsThieves: tryna sell logs here, geez!

01:21:22 nubbins`: heh

01:21:34 kanzure: it's still one day per page and html. i'd rather just get the full logs since link parsing isn't a particular art.

01:21:37 kanzure: but thank you

01:21:46 kanzure: ThickAsThieves: i admire your business acumen in this matter

01:22:03 ThickAsThieves: price just went up then

01:22:10 kanzure: that only makes me want it more

01:22:19 nubbins`: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2C7mNr5WMjA

01:22:19 ozbot: The Log Song - Ren & Stimpy (Deadwood HoN) - YouTube

01:22:25 ThickAsThieves: i like the cut of your gib

01:22:38 ThickAsThieves: special discount off the new higher price

01:22:41 nubbins`: heh

01:23:38 kanzure: actually what i really want from the linkdump is to find wacky assets that i'm unaware of. xbond doesn't count.

01:23:53 ThickAsThieves: here

01:23:54 benkay: what about pif?

01:23:58 kanzure: pifwho?

01:23:59 ThickAsThieves: www.coinflow.co

01:24:01 pankkake: best performing security

01:24:07 ThickAsThieves: thats all the assets youd find that way

01:24:11 ThickAsThieves: and more

01:24:20 benkay: if only the coinflow mpex feeds worked still

01:24:27 ThickAsThieves: but there're more still

01:24:35 ThickAsThieves: on scammier exchanges

01:24:37 pankkake: kanzure: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=303653.0

01:24:56 pankkake: oh coinflow is up to date with havelock at least

01:25:09 pankkake: all other exchanges are broken or well closed

01:25:45 nubbins`: ;;bc,stats

01:26:00 benkay: yes

01:26:01 gribble: Current Blocks: 274063 | Current Difficulty: 7.074082830514966E8 | Next Difficulty At Block: 274175 | Next Difficulty In: 112 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 14 hours, 56 minutes, and 0 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: None | Estimated Percent Change: None

01:26:01 kanzure: pif is funny, but it's not hitting the spot

01:26:03 benkay: mpex is broken

01:26:05 benkay: and also closed

01:26:30 ThickAsThieves: it's options bot is SO unpredictable

01:26:37 ThickAsThieves: its

01:26:41 benkay: gosh and the css on the mpex front page

01:26:51 benkay: TABLES!!1!?

01:27:09 ThickAsThieves: get Dreamweaver , noobs!

01:27:21 nubbins`: http://www.berkshirehathaway.com/


01:27:34 ThickAsThieves: scam

01:27:37 benkay: now there's a website built with dreamweaver.

01:27:55 nubbins`: heh

01:28:22 ThickAsThieves: BH is down how many 100% compared to bitcoin?

01:28:27 ThickAsThieves: horrible performance

01:28:44 kakobrekla: the world has ended long time ago if you normalize to btc

01:28:44 nubbins`: honestly i think it was made in MS FrontPage

01:28:45 benkay: yeah

01:28:47 kanzure: is there just a lack of developers around or is shit like havelock making some sort of anti-hipstercash moral statement about sane html/css

01:29:09 ThickAsThieves: dont even get us started on the css!

01:29:18 kanzure: but complaining is like the one thing i do best

01:29:21 kanzure: don't take this away from me

01:29:25 kakobrekla: yes css could be in larger amount

01:29:26 ThickAsThieves: you ar ein the right place

01:29:28 benkay: havelock is channeling mpex on the 'design', but must make concessions to appease the investing masses.

01:29:36 benkay: moar css

01:29:45 benkay: someone go get the css jug and pour some on mpex

01:30:18 asciilifeform: you'll be thankful for the absent css, when you're driving your mpex via telex, from submarine.

01:30:28 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 99 @ 0.34990008 = 34.6401 BTC [+] {10}

01:30:40 kanzure: you know that copenhagen suborbitals guy goes to work every day in a submarine, so it probably happens

01:30:55 benkay: he takes the sub to work!?

01:31:00 kanzure: why not?

01:31:02 kakobrekla: asciilifeform it will be pigeons by then

01:31:10 benkay: diesel's fukkin expensive

01:31:18 benkay: and subs are fucking bricks w/r/t hydrodynamics

01:32:04 kanzure: i dunno if it was diesel

01:32:15 asciilifeform: point is, bandwidth is cheap, until it isn't.

01:32:37 benkay: we're just putting on a show for the newcomer, asciilifeform

01:32:39 asciilifeform: perhaps this wasn't mp's motivation in making the choice, but it is a fact nonetheless

01:32:50 kanzure: there should be a bot that dumps neobee every time cryptocyprus posts on reddit or bitcointalk, then buys after a few hours

01:32:53 benkay: mpex is a scam etc

01:33:06 benkay: write it, kanzure.

01:33:12 benkay: acquire all the satoshi.

01:33:31 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 692 @ 0.00297281 = 2.0572 BTC [-] {7}

01:33:33 kanzure: i'm sure there's more entertaining things to spend my time on

01:33:37 kanzure: like making angry comments on irc

01:33:41 pankkake: more subtle: sell when it's on reddit, buy when on bitcointalk

01:33:51 benkay: well are we trying to get rich or be entertained?

01:34:46 kanzure: pankkake: any reason why?

01:36:32 mod6: omg my hands are numb

01:36:57 mike_c: bandwith, telex, bullshit! if those are in short supply you can just download the homepage html. you don't need to download the css if you don't want. the browser just chooses to.

01:37:55 kanzure: benkay: dunno, wealth hasn't cured me of being a workaholic ( https://github.com/kanzure?tab=contributions )

01:37:58 kakobrekla: but it takes precious bits to make up the line where the path to css to be ignored is defined

01:38:09 mike_c: hah. that is true.

01:39:12 pankkake: havecocks is surprisingly usable without css! good job

01:40:02 pankkake: kanzure: hehe. I'll probably keep coding, or code more, when I'm rich

01:41:06 truffles: ud be greed or lazi at that point

01:41:14 kanzure: there's diminishing returns on coding versus paying other people. delegation is weird.

01:41:16 truffles: greedy

01:41:18 pankkake: I've always been lazy

01:41:22 benkay: how'd you get so rich, kanzure?

01:41:57 kanzure: benkay: a mix of a lot of stupid things out of my control, but also i do software contracting

01:43:12 benkay: mmm dat brain for hire hustle

01:43:35 kanzure: is that a question?

01:43:56 benkay: oh no, i typically actually use question marks to indicate that sort of thing.

01:44:10 truffles: i dont

01:44:28 kanzure: truffles: is *that* a question?

01:44:36 truffles: nope

01:44:59 truffles: hustle implies something im sure u know

01:45:38 truffles: if ure rich its off the backs of some1 else imo

01:45:40 truffles: 0

01:46:00 benkay: all wealth is extraction from others, truffles.

01:46:13 benkay: some people mourn the downtrodden

01:46:25 benkay: others scramble up the huge-manatee pile

01:46:27 truffles: ya some take lots more than others

01:46:51 benkay: the ratio is invariant.

01:46:57 kanzure: insert cliche statement here about wealth creation

01:47:20 benkay: well gosh as soon as we have nano fabbers we'll all be able to fart around in vr porn jungles all day!

01:47:30 kanzure: what a coincidence, i can sell you that

01:47:34 kanzure: https://github.com/kanzure/nanoengineer

01:47:50 kanzure: ahh fucking broken images

01:47:58 asciilifeform: kanzure: wake us up when there's something to attach it to

01:48:09 benkay: dat hard vacuum

01:48:10 benkay: no em

01:48:18 benkay: impossible magic fab requirements

01:48:39 kanzure: not all of it is impossible, atomic force microscopes can definitely tap single atoms in certain situations

01:49:04 kanzure: but the different toolsets (like for hydrogen removal or addition) don't work yet

01:49:09 asciilifeform: if i ever strike lucky, i'll write 'fairycad.' create magical gadgets, just need pixie dust fabricator.

01:49:20 KRS|Gotyawallet: vacuums suck

01:49:37 benkay: nature abhors a dyson

01:50:09 kanzure: that would be funnier if dyson actually worked on vacuums

01:50:18 kanzure: or if everyone hated, say, esther dyson

01:50:40 benkay: kanzure man

01:50:49 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17950 @ 0.000867 = 15.5627 BTC [-] {3}

01:50:50 benkay: i see vacuums at dyson.com

01:51:10 benkay: it's not a pun for your ultrageek, mkay?

01:51:19 asciilifeform: dyson, then tesla... when do we get 'heaviside corp.' and what will it make? high-tech nano fridge magnets?

01:51:23 kanzure: no reason a pun can't be multiple layers

01:51:34 kanzure: asciilifeform: well, there's zyvex if that counts?

01:51:57 kanzure: see http://zyvex.com/

01:52:06 asciilifeform: re: nanotech, the whole story:

01:52:17 asciilifeform: in the 3rd world, they 'know what to do' with oil pipelines

01:52:27 asciilifeform: villagers line up, with buckets, and collect oil that 'accidentally' leaks

01:52:40 asciilifeform: (they of course remember to bring augers, if it doesn't 'accident' that day)

01:52:49 asciilifeform: sometimes the whole thing catches fire in a glorious inferno

01:53:02 asciilifeform: this is nanotech (and silicon valley crapfest in general)

01:53:15 asciilifeform: rich americans must be parted from their dough, so bright chaps line up

01:53:28 asciilifeform: and we get 'nanotech', 'private manned space', etc

01:54:41 asciilifeform: or 'find which lolcat you are from yer genome'

01:54:49 kanzure: wow the lower limit is only $200k on http://bitcointrust.co/

01:55:20 kakobrekla: nice css

01:55:35 kanzure: oh nevermind, i guess that's a regular accredited investor definition

01:57:03 benkay: there's also a bitcoin forex fund, kanzure

01:57:12 benkay: 50 butt minimum buyin

01:58:10 asciilifeform: the folks selling literal golden toilets to arabian royalty make the same kind of money

01:58:39 benkay: i really want to pop down several MM for a parabolic whee

01:58:48 asciilifeform: but at least they don't pollute academia with pixie dust and lead netgeeks on with nonsense science...

01:58:52 benkay: dollars per minute you just can't buy better bragging rights?

01:59:43 kanzure: heh their assets are 63858 btc i wonder when they acquired that

01:59:49 kanzure: benkay: where is it?

01:59:54 kanzure: benkay: sorry, i mean the bitcoin forex fund

02:00:18 benkay: it has a truly immemorable name :(

02:00:38 kanzure: but i asked where, not what it was named

02:00:48 pankkake: http://bit4x.com/panacea.html

02:00:49 ozbot: PANACEA - Bitcoin denominated hedge fund

02:00:51 benkay: in the republic of cryptopia

02:01:02 kanzure: do i get a passport

02:01:29 benkay: it's pretty easy on computers with functional rngs

02:01:34 benkay: gpg derp me a keypair

02:02:06 benkay: all kidding aside

02:02:10 benkay: bitcoin is your wallet

02:02:15 benkay: and urbit will be your reputation

02:02:34 benkay: ya heard, mircea_popescu? wot is not the endgame of reputation.

02:06:19 pankkake: u wot?

02:07:09 benkay: wat

02:11:39 kakobrekla: wit

02:12:23 dub: wut

02:12:45 truffles: win

02:12:49 kakobrekla: wet

02:12:52 kakobrekla: .

02:13:10 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9982 @ 0.0008697 = 8.6813 BTC [+] {2}

02:13:16 benkay: werd.

02:14:00 benkay: mpoe bouncing hard off that 8700 line

02:15:11 pankkake: it won't go over 9000

02:16:31 benkay: the dark secret of -assets

02:16:43 benkay: mpoe will never be over 9000

02:16:58 benkay: secret popescu sell wall

02:19:36 BingoBoingo: benkay: Is a huge Popescu sell wall a bad thing if he wants to constrain the price MPOE shares trade at to reflect the relative value of MPOE and not possess the volatility of whatever the week's altcoin is?

02:20:10 benkay: when did people start asking my opinion about things wtf

02:20:26 truffles: lurk moar

02:20:49 benkay: BingoBoingo: i see your rhetorical question and raise it a straight-man response

02:22:17 BingoBoingo: Actually benkay I don't really see a sell wall looking at the orderbook, there is a substantial bid wall at 0.00077250 though

02:22:37 mike_c: of course you don't see it, that's what makes it a secret wall

02:22:37 kakobrekla: thats why its called sekrit

02:22:40 kakobrekla: heh

02:23:11 benkay: mah niggas

02:23:20 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13250 @ 0.00087129 = 11.5446 BTC [+] {2}

02:23:35 KRS|Gotyawallet: worrd up

02:24:23 benkay: mpoe to the moon

02:24:29 benkay: benkay to the pad thai shop

02:24:53 KRS|Gotyawallet: hand to the mothafuckn fap

02:38:00 mircea_popescu: pankkake so why would i/anyone gas ?

02:38:34 pankkake: what does gas mean? fart?

02:39:03 mircea_popescu: give a shit

02:39:05 mircea_popescu: but yeah.

02:39:27 pankkake: oh the link? cause it was about icbit

02:40:20 mircea_popescu: that guy's a total dork.

02:40:34 mircea_popescu: i mean yea he doesn't know it, but then again when do they ever.

02:41:01 dub: jumping jack flash is a gas gas gas?

02:41:46 mircea_popescu: dub

02:43:26 dub: needs moar .swf

02:44:41 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.35489899 = 0.7098 BTC [+] {2}

02:45:42 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.355 = 1.065 BTC [+]

02:46:43 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 98 @ 0.0033695 = 0.3302 BTC [+] {4}

02:53:15 mircea_popescu: o wow look at mpoe go.

02:54:52 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13400 @ 0.00087217 = 11.6871 BTC [+] {3}

02:56:55 mircea_popescu: !t m s.mpoe

02:56:55 assbot: [MPEX:S.MPOE] 1D: 0.00084687 / 0.00086405 / 0.00087729 (1083655 shares, 936.33 BTC), 7D: 0.00078101 / 0.00083019 / 0.00087729 (2139000 shares, 1,775.79 BTC), 30D: 0.0007725 / 0.00082007 / 0.00088553 (6729476 shares, 5,518.65 BTC)

02:58:14 mircea_popescu: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=358242.0;all

02:58:15 mircea_popescu: lawl.

02:58:16 ozbot: Next generation 14nm mining grid

02:59:31 benkay: mining on phones

02:59:35 benkay: fartups and their crapps.

03:00:44 dub: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BbD8_ZcCYAAOCrA.jpg

03:01:32 benkay: daww bucky

03:01:56 Duffer1: how very optimistic dub, sounds like a nice dream to have

03:01:57 pankkake: mircea_popescu: this one ended well at least…

03:01:58 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11318 @ 0.00087086 = 9.8564 BTC [-]

03:02:15 mircea_popescu: so far.

03:02:17 pankkake: actually I saw another thread get deleted at OP request

03:03:00 pankkake: so, something's working

03:03:05 Vexual: bluetooth gold detector coil might allow some amount of mining with a phone

03:03:31 assbot: Last 1 lines bashed and pending review. (http://dpaste.com/1498486/plain/)

03:03:31 benkay: !b 1

03:03:35 Vexual: put em in your shoes

03:05:05 KRS|Gotyawallet: put it in your mouth

03:05:20 Vexual: dejavu

03:05:48 nubbins`: hm

03:06:02 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6135 @ 0.0008697 = 5.3356 BTC [-]

03:06:15 nubbins`: so... they invented a way to make your phone really really hot all the time?

03:06:57 benkay: "invented" is generous.

03:07:18 nubbins`: hm, you've got a point there

03:07:19 mircea_popescu: lol good one Vexual

03:07:47 mircea_popescu: nubbins` i wouldn't really hold it against them, buncha people find out about bitcoin 3 years later, figure they're hot shit, jump in both feet

03:07:52 mircea_popescu: cause young and brash

03:07:59 mircea_popescu: get laughed at, perhaps learn better.

03:08:05 mircea_popescu: no crime so far, just a little lulz.

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03:09:18 benkay: !b 4

03:09:31 benkay: that one could be darn educational.

03:09:44 nubbins`: i was looking forward to having a hand-warmer app

03:09:45 mircea_popescu: lol benkay is on a broll.

03:10:02 mircea_popescu: nubbins` if it also vibrates it's almost like the penis phone.

03:10:21 Vexual: hot and making money

03:10:26 nubbins`: http://futureimag.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/f2c9_bluetooth_handset_gloves_inuse.jpg?w=440&h=240&crop=1

03:10:36 nubbins`: filename says all

03:11:00 Vexual: hi-fun

03:11:06 nubbins`: right?

03:11:07 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 10 @ 0.05 = 0.5 BTC

03:11:15 nubbins`: top of cool

03:11:17 mircea_popescu: o look, saving animals ?

03:11:28 kanzure: that's not quite what peta does

03:11:34 nubbins`: ^ lel

03:11:36 Vexual: chicks could have glue on bluetooth nails

03:11:40 nubbins`: not quite

03:11:44 kanzure: well, most animals end up dead from peta

03:11:44 mircea_popescu: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=362400 << this shit's too good.

03:11:45 nubbins`: vexual is thinking

03:11:46 ozbot: [IPO] Established Business With Long Term Earnings -Huge Returns For Early Birds

03:11:50 benkay: i'm not interested in phone technology any more until you bolt it into my aural nerves and optical nerves or give me an aux display channel irectly into my brain

03:11:57 mircea_popescu: kanzure yeah i was being "ironic". i know what you mean.

03:12:17 Duffer1: ya crumbs can be fairly entertaining

03:12:19 mircea_popescu: benkay hash while you sleep

03:12:24 mircea_popescu: even better, hash while you smoke.

03:12:27 kanzure: huh? you were being ironic about peta the fund and compared it to peta the org, but the org doesn't save animals

03:12:29 Vexual: ben10, you can get audio thru jaw

03:12:42 mircea_popescu: i was mocking the peta org, which pretends to be saving animals.

03:12:47 kanzure: i see i see

03:12:49 mircea_popescu: sometimes i get layered.

03:12:52 kanzure: saving them as much as the fund i guess

03:13:01 Duffer1: peta is amazing

03:13:01 assbot: AMAZING COMPANY!

03:13:14 Duffer1: they're really good at getting actresses topless

03:13:18 nubbins`: kanzure: +1

03:13:19 nubbins`: leel

03:13:25 Vexual: peta is one of those charities that only exists to provide work for themselves?

03:13:27 mircea_popescu: so earlier i was with some amazing chicks and i thought they were pretty good company.

03:13:27 assbot: AMAZING COMPANY!

03:13:30 mircea_popescu: yup.

03:13:35 nubbins`: HA

03:13:35 Duffer1: i support topless actresses

03:14:05 mircea_popescu: Vexual they're at least in part fucking weirdos who oppose animal ownership out of some sort of fury mental issues.

03:14:45 Vexual: these minxes were dead when i got here

03:15:26 mircea_popescu: since we're discussing peta : http://fraudsters.com/2012/in-atentia-igppa-autodenunt/

03:15:30 mircea_popescu: (warning : bunny gore)

03:16:08 kanzure: "warning: bunny gore" is assumed because irc

03:16:23 benkay: the entire american left doesn't get two fundamental things about how the world is structured: people are animals too, and all must be "husbanded" in the classic sense of the term.

03:16:24 Vexual: worth translating? any recipies?

03:16:56 mircea_popescu: Vexual i think most of fraudsters is worth google translating because of the sheer humor value of the results.

03:17:12 mircea_popescu: my english is fucking tense. my romanian is a lot tenser than that, and it throws it for an infinity of loops.

03:17:24 Vexual: lol no doubt

03:17:44 Vexual: i don't know if i can concentrate, now im thinking of rabbit for dinner

03:17:45 benkay: tense?

03:18:09 mircea_popescu: tense.

03:18:14 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 7 @ 0.355 = 2.485 BTC [+]

03:18:47 mircea_popescu: it's a concept from text analysis, roughly equivalent to "the length in lines of the code that can parse this"

03:19:15 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.35502009 = 1.7751 BTC [+] {2}

03:19:43 Vexual: im under no pretense

03:20:32 benkay: crazy how closely the wordform looks like terse

03:20:44 mircea_popescu: hehehe

03:20:46 pankkake: I've tried googletranslating some fraudsters article, not good results

03:21:09 pankkake: most of the English article already give a desire to TL;DR them

03:21:17 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.36142 = 0.7228 BTC [+]

03:22:14 Vexual: rabit or duck?

03:22:18 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9200 @ 0.00086711 = 7.9774 BTC [-]

03:22:28 pankkake: articles*

03:22:43 pankkake: the best animal to eat would probably be a rabbit/duck hybrid

03:22:44 mircea_popescu: you gotta learn patience young obi.

03:22:59 pankkake: well, I'd probably enjoy fraudsters as a book

03:23:19 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5050 @ 0.00086705 = 4.3786 BTC [-]

03:23:38 Vexual: is there a book?

03:24:12 mircea_popescu: printed fraudsters would be something like 5k pages.

03:24:13 Vexual: id probably sit down with a dictionary and have a crack

03:24:21 nubbins`: it'd have to be a serial

03:24:44 nubbins`: maybe start off with a few anthologies to catch up

03:25:09 Vexual: you can't just print your blog and flog it as a book can you?

03:25:26 nubbins`: people have done worse

03:25:27 benkay: the nsa won't let you

03:25:50 Vexual: you wont get a review in the new yorker

03:25:56 nubbins`: see, the problem is the comments

03:26:12 nubbins`: you'd want to keep them, but what if you publish in the middle of a conversation?

03:26:18 Vexual: unless your blog was the inspiration for sex in the city or somelike

03:27:50 Vexual: anyone been in an airport and picked up the mandela fortune?

03:28:11 BingoBoingo: Vexual: Books are pretty much the 0.3 Stable version of Blogs. Graffiti was Blogging 0.2.x, Yelling in a field was blogging 0.0.x, yelling on street corner was blogging 0.1.x, etc

03:28:13 Vexual: im interested to know if shorting bitcoin got printed

03:28:29 mircea_popescu: nubbins` besides, suppose people start a convo later.

03:28:34 nubbins`: exactly

03:28:38 Vexual: yeah, im still on alpha 0.1

03:28:42 nubbins`: what are you gonna do, publish an addendum?

03:28:43 mircea_popescu: i've had articles published in 2011, large convo started in 2012

03:28:45 mircea_popescu: then again later etc.

03:28:57 mircea_popescu: i would guess this is why books are dead.

03:29:11 nubbins`: ah, they just go to bed at a more reasonable hour.

03:29:16 mircea_popescu: (speaking of which, http://fraudsters.com/2010/cartile-au-murit/ is a really great one)

03:30:37 benkay: the google translation farm just spun up

03:30:49 Vexual: lol

03:30:58 benkay: slowed irc down for a second

03:31:52 Vexual: mp loke putting his dick in googles ear

03:32:59 mircea_popescu: that i do.

03:36:33 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.36142 = 0.7228 BTC [+]

03:36:34 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20330 @ 0.00086705 = 17.6271 BTC [-]

03:36:44 Vexual: anything for peer review in a crypto journal re nsa dingle?

03:38:01 Vexual: good advertising

03:38:04 mircea_popescu: sure, who you got ?

03:38:41 Vexual: there must be some, ive no idea

03:38:59 mircea_popescu: well then in general sure.

03:39:17 Vexual: im sure you could spin some shit that would get accepted

03:43:04 Vexual: i think my local university may have a subscription to maths for idiots

03:43:57 Vexual: wait no, i think they have an engineering dept

03:45:33 Vexual: there might be some maths nerds with some sway at the library

03:45:41 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.36142 BTC [+]

03:46:47 Vexual: sneaking in an article without, how to make might be tricky, but mircea_popescue, so there

03:48:32 nubbins`: he's got you on a technicality there

03:49:16 mircea_popescu: who to the what nao ?

03:50:01 Vexual: dr mr popescue, thankyou for your submission, can you resubmit without the refrences to *insert random shit*

03:52:15 Vexual: dear journal of noone cares, *callous innuendo* no

03:52:21 mircea_popescu: lol

03:53:23 Vexual: i lold

03:55:11 Vexual: not quite as much as when you casually injected the phrase "no homo" into a conversation with a disgruntled casino patron

03:55:20 Vexual: that fucked up a kayboard

03:55:27 pankkake: what about non peer-review scientific whatever?

03:55:53 pankkake: send free copies to some magazines or websites

03:59:40 mircea_popescu: so far assembly is a bitch, paying customers will get first ones.

03:59:55 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10370 @ 0.00086833 = 9.0046 BTC [+] {4}

04:00:00 pankkake: DELAYS

04:01:23 benkay: ATOMS ARE HARD

04:01:43 asciilifeform: benkay: '...let's go shopping.'

04:02:15 Vexual: send some to https://pressfreedomfoundation.org/ freebies to here good

04:02:33 benkay: asciilifeform: sorry, not parsing.

04:02:50 BingoBoingo: The trendy thing Vexual is the subset of "Open Access Journals" that take their business model from spamblogs (not that all OA Journals do this)

04:03:13 asciilifeform: http://www.nytimes.com/1992/10/21/business/company-news-mattel-says-it-erred-teen-talk-barbie-turns-silent-on-math.html

04:03:14 ozbot: COMPANY NEWS: Mattel Says It Erred; Teen Talk Barbie Turns Silent on Math - New York Times

04:03:59 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10397 @ 0.00087061 = 9.0517 BTC [+]

04:04:56 kanzure: ThickAsThieves: may i pm?

04:05:03 mircea_popescu: would have been better if they replaced it with "special interest group studies are pointless"

04:05:12 mircea_popescu: bonus points if barbie airquoted "studies"

04:05:20 Vexual: lol

04:05:30 asciilifeform: see also: http://www.nytimes.com/1993/12/31/us/while-barbie-talks-tough-g-i-joe-goes-shopping.html

04:05:37 pankkake: is there a slutty barbie?

04:06:29 Vexual: skeletor head barbie, she gets pretty wild

04:06:49 BingoBoingo: Checking the comments it seems this BitBet ought to stay open until the scheduled resolution. http://bitbet.us/bet/479/alabama-will-win-the-ncaa-football-championship-in/

04:07:07 mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo what's the rush anyway.

04:07:24 BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: None. I'm hoping for the plane crash!

04:07:29 mircea_popescu: aww

04:07:34 BingoBoingo: Didn't hedge any on that one

04:08:02 mircea_popescu: https://www.google.com/search?q=thedrinkingrecord&complete=0

04:08:03 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] 1 @ 0.1590023 BTC [+]

04:08:05 mircea_popescu: o hey, check that out

04:08:20 mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo is 90% safe to use.

04:08:53 BingoBoingo: I might have to work on that...

04:09:04 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.05 = 0.15 BTC

04:09:46 pankkake: first link is http://www.scamadviser.com/is-thedrinkingrecord.com-a-fake-site.html

04:09:56 asciilifeform: wtf is [PETE]? trades in cat skins?

04:10:01 asciilifeform: *PETA

04:10:51 pankkake: http://i.imgur.com/j8ikH4G.png cause bright red and that cross obviously means safe

04:10:56 BingoBoingo: pankkake: First result Google gives me is www.drunkard.com/issues/10_06/10_06_andre_giant.html

04:11:13 pankkake: well first result without stupid google autocorrect

04:11:31 asciilifeform: 'safe to use.' invites the question, use for what.

04:11:32 mircea_popescu: pankkake it's ux, you don't understand such things

04:11:41 mircea_popescu: because being on irc and other reasons.

04:12:30 mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo re the field tests : false positives are frequent. ask any obgyn, he'll confess about half the women that come on suspicion of being pregnant got a false positive pee test.

04:12:51 mircea_popescu: they're rare if you look from the other end, but if you look from the results end it's a different story.

04:13:21 mircea_popescu: it's not that the test is "faulty", it's that the people using it do not comprehend statistics.

04:13:30 pankkake: hehe. "UX" is like fedoras, the first sign of imposture

04:13:50 Apocalyptic: heh

04:13:52 BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Of course. Sometimes though a little spotting in the panties at an unexpected time was merely nature's way of aborting a mistake.

04:15:23 mircea_popescu: http://fraudsters.com/2010/statistica-resurselor-umane/ < this goes into excruciating detail. i should probably translate it

04:15:24 ozbot: Statistica resurselor umane pe fraudsters - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.

04:15:32 mircea_popescu: but i'm a lazy ass.

04:16:05 BingoBoingo: Eh, I might make an effort at translating it. It's been a slow news week.

04:17:13 asciilifeform: that's straight out of undergrad statistics exam.

04:18:34 mircea_popescu: asciilifeform or slavegirl's minimal mathbook as it were.

04:19:02 mircea_popescu: it's a rare police officer that understands it however.

04:19:13 asciilifeform: this ought to be an actual publication.

04:19:37 mircea_popescu: it should be required reading in 10th grade for an hour

04:19:43 mircea_popescu: it or something very much like it.

04:20:12 mircea_popescu: comprehension of those two pages would cut out a large chunk of fraud perpetrated currently, both in politics and commerce.

04:20:51 asciilifeform: can't even begin to imagine how much nonsense would vapour away if people understood basic maths.

04:21:15 asciilifeform: see poul anderson's 'brainwave.'

04:21:16 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 300 @ 0.00338971 = 1.0169 BTC [+] {10}

04:21:32 mircea_popescu: right.

04:21:43 thestringpuller: unionize MPOE

04:22:08 asciilifeform: here we go. ftp://www.eteka.info/10000/61edf0a0aa0f9d0de6730758d5ef2c98.pdf

04:22:13 mircea_popescu: very much especially basic statistics tho

04:22:20 mircea_popescu: because it's so counterintuitive in unexpected points.

04:22:37 mircea_popescu: even otherwise "good" "scientists" with years of experience fuck up like children]

04:22:40 Vexual: thats why i dont interview

04:23:18 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10700 @ 0.00087463 = 9.3585 BTC [+]

04:23:30 mircea_popescu: take the most egregious, lowest hanging example : 9x% of all psychology studies are done on psych undergrads.

04:23:35 mircea_popescu: how can that be science then ?

04:23:53 mircea_popescu: what if nuclear physics was limited to nuclear physicists ?

04:24:17 mircea_popescu: "today we're putting joe in the fog chamber and throwing janet at him.

04:24:27 mircea_popescu: boy i hope we discover higgs' bruise!"

04:24:29 asciilifeform: funnily, they've almost pulled this off: 'string theory'

04:25:16 Vexual: its like god, if you need it you keep it, if you dont you dont

04:25:28 mircea_popescu: lol string theory

04:25:31 mircea_popescu: good one

04:27:02 Vexual: ameobic pattern learning becomes stats to explain why the former is wrong

04:27:20 pankkake: after all quantum physics is about their cats…

04:29:19 Vexual: im calling peta

04:29:34 pankkake: why do you think peta would mine?

04:29:58 mircea_popescu: peta digs cats see ?

04:30:29 pankkake: there was a pun inside

04:30:41 Vexual: now theres an unemployed spider who used to work for webcrawler

04:30:44 BingoBoingo: Maybe instead of lining with Mink furs, line with cat furs?

04:31:26 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3635 @ 0.00087286 = 3.1728 BTC [-]

04:32:59 mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo wow, actually you have most of your work done for you

04:32:59 mircea_popescu: http://www.joelonsoftware.com/items/2005/01/27.html

04:32:59 ozbot: - Joel on Software

04:33:03 mircea_popescu: i had fogotten joel wrote it up

04:34:41 pankkake: funny thing is, to get that 1% recruiters look for already employed devs

04:35:16 Vexual: if i want a job, i arrive and start working, negotiate the rate after

04:35:40 mircea_popescu: Vexual and if you get horny you arrive and start pumping ?

04:35:45 Vexual: i dont interview well but im goot at stuff

04:36:04 pankkake: good companies should have sexy secretaries to relieve stress

04:36:20 pankkake: sadly this is likely forbidden

04:36:21 Vexual: yeah mircea_popescue, it's kinda my way

04:36:40 BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Shh... Some of Joel's other writings are going to be relevant to a post I'll have sometime in the next year.

04:36:58 BingoBoingo: Not that post, but some others.

04:37:20 Vexual: ill leave if asked, but the usual response is? where did you come from?

04:37:39 pankkake: so basically your blog is quoting fraudsters and spolsky. any actual content coming? :)

04:38:28 mircea_popescu: quoting is scholarship.

04:39:29 BingoBoingo: pankkake: I quote other things as well.

04:39:35 nubbins`: "quoting is scholarship." -mp

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04:40:40 pankkake: hope so cause I read all of joel over and over

04:41:41 mircea_popescu: joel is pretty good.

04:42:36 pankkake: eh… well if all the "managers" read him the world would be a better place by far

04:42:37 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5900 @ 0.00087463 = 5.1603 BTC [+]

04:43:19 Vexual: whois the_dean

04:44:32 BingoBoingo: pankkake: Useful content takes time to write. So far the best example I have is the RealSolid/McxNow post where I dig through forums threads long considered dead. Actual original synthesis which quotes nothing while still being informative is rare, ThoughtCatalog reportedly is a dumping ground for essays that pretend to do that though.

04:45:47 pankkake: I should blog again. I read somewhere that blogging is a muscle

04:46:01 pankkake: I've had looooong inactivity periods and some bursts

04:46:11 pankkake: perhaps blogging would be better than forum threads

04:46:21 Duffer1: BB link

04:46:23 Duffer1: ?

04:46:28 Duffer1: i'd like to read that

04:47:28 benkay: i like writing but i dislike blogging.

04:47:45 Vexual: yeah its called a website, not a blog

04:47:53 BingoBoingo: pankkake: It couldn't hurt. I mean the more you've blogged the more you can link and stop repeating yourself.

04:48:33 Vexual: im happy thinking that the coiner of blog is a sad sack now

04:48:55 pankkake: I've been doing a lot of "you should have invested in PIF"

04:49:03 Vexual: fuckin with my venacular motherfucker

04:49:44 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10987 @ 0.00087496 = 9.6132 BTC [+] {2}

04:49:58 Vexual: that means something different in nyc pankakke

04:50:51 BingoBoingo: Maybe pankkake Write the long form prospectus for PIF on the blog. It seems at the moment though you are leaving out some small things you could do to make PIF even safer.

04:50:56 mircea_popescu: pif le chien d'aportement

04:51:08 pankkake: ;;ud PIF

04:51:09 gribble: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pif | Pif is type of high grade marijuana that is identifiable by its distinct smell and excellent quality. Pif is not a particular strain but usually re...

04:51:09 ozbot: Urban Dictionary: pif

04:51:18 pankkake: oh.

04:51:26 pankkake: PIF the communist dog

04:51:56 Vexual: uptown haze

04:52:16 mircea_popescu: just socialist.

04:52:35 pankkake: well it was from the French Communist Party

04:52:41 Vexual: yeah its cubanm

04:53:42 mircea_popescu: i guess l'humanite etc

04:54:10 mircea_popescu: in fairness it was a lot tamer than most of the bs presented as centrist today.

04:54:53 mircea_popescu: fun fact : i think i still have somewhere ~50 inches of full edition pifs, from about 65 to about 78

04:55:04 mircea_popescu: in year bindings,

04:55:54 pankkake: pif gadget, at least before their reissuance, wasn't really preachy

04:55:55 Vexual: u got a passport pankakke?

04:56:01 pankkake: yes

04:56:07 Vexual: wanna go cuba?

04:56:12 pankkake: nope

04:56:35 pankkake: those editions should be worth a lot

04:56:38 BingoBoingo: Passports are a liability. Better to be an undocumented native whereever you get discovered.

04:57:17 pankkake: I don't think my spanish would be credible

04:57:36 Vexual: im hoping english floats

04:59:07 Vexual: just learn sorry my friend is drunk we need a taxi

05:00:55 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.05 = 0.25 BTC

05:01:12 Vexual: best chatup line ver

05:03:13 mircea_popescu: just learn sorry my friend is drunk we need a taxi = hola yo necesito muchas albondigalitas. donde esta la zapatoria ?

05:03:36 mircea_popescu: if they answer with "is your hovercraft full of eels ?" you're golden.

05:03:53 Vexual: oh do come with mp

05:04:22 Vexual: ill carry eels just in case

05:05:21 Vexual: donde este hovercraft?

05:05:41 pankkake: vamos a la playa, mi corazon

05:05:44 Vexual: esta? esta

05:06:00 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 1 @ 0.14500001 BTC [-]

05:06:48 mircea_popescu: donde esta el aerodeslizador.

05:06:50 Vexual: corazon?

05:06:58 BingoBoingo: Donde esta tu madre?

05:08:18 pankkake: corazon is that word that all spanish songs must have

05:08:49 pankkake: BingoBoingo: you forgot puta, alwas before madre. always

05:10:04 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16678 @ 0.00087178 = 14.5395 BTC [-] {2}

05:10:12 BingoBoingo: pankkake: Not always... Sometimes you suggest the other party Chengarse first and then you chenga tu madre

05:12:06 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 1 @ 0.145 BTC [-]

05:14:58 pankkake: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=99497.msg3901066#msg3901066 grilled cat update

05:15:00 ozbot: ASICMINER: Entering the Future of ASIC Mining by Inventing It

05:15:22 Vexual: esta hija viene conmigo

05:17:10 mircea_popescu: so 40nm

05:17:45 mircea_popescu: and apparently hecan't get bitcoin for dollars etc.

05:17:45 Vexual: sounds like a different friedcat

05:17:50 mircea_popescu: which is a rapidly worsening problem.

05:18:12 pankkake: 40nm isn't news

05:18:14 KRS|Gotyawallet: wait and see what the swiss decision is on that

05:18:18 Vexual: if same friedcat he can get yan for bitcoin

05:18:25 KRS|Gotyawallet: we might all flock to sweden for swiss bank accts

05:19:08 BingoBoingo: Eh, on the optimistic side everyone advertising smaller nodes at this point hasn't shipped anything yet so he might actually have a better implementation at 40 nm. Still though mining is for suckers.

05:19:36 Vexual: are the power specs on target?

05:20:09 pankkake: bitfury is doing very well with its 40

05:20:29 Vexual: anyone re blades?

05:22:20 Vexual: firedcat holding fiat?

05:22:25 Vexual: fark

05:23:02 Vexual: oh i see

05:23:10 Vexual: what mp said

05:23:59 Vexual: who has he been talking to, his english has changed

05:24:07 BingoBoingo: Also imagine all of the drama

05:24:53 pankkake: probably not the same person

05:25:03 pankkake: not sure why people belive AM=one guy

05:25:05 Vexual: ty pankkake for rapid news

05:25:15 BingoBoingo: An AsicMiner collapse into ponzi alone if it happened tomorrow could probably give us $10,000 bitcoin simply because bitcoin is backed by drama

05:25:16 pankkake: thank pentadactyl

05:25:45 Vexual: ill thnbak you

05:26:08 pankkake: I hereby accept your thnbak

05:26:55 KRS|Gotyawallet: hah

05:27:02 KRS|Gotyawallet: In Satoshi's name, amen.

05:28:17 mircea_popescu: no homo : http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b8/Breznev-Honecker_1979.jpg

05:28:31 pankkake: Dear Satoshi, I ask you now to forgive me, I have sold coins am sorry, I repent, wash me Satoshi, make me brand new. Satoshi, be my savior, be my lord, and my very best friend. From this moment on, I am yours and you are mine. Come mine your coins through me. Amen.

05:28:39 pankkake: (from #bitcoin-church)

05:29:15 Vexual: europe much?

05:29:23 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [COG.F] 1 @ 0.49 BTC

05:29:42 lewicki: you sound like lorenzo

05:29:47 KRS|Gotyawallet: HAHA

05:30:02 KRS|Gotyawallet: lorenzomoney?

05:30:06 lewicki: yes

05:30:10 KRS|Gotyawallet: hah i know him

05:30:30 KRS|Gotyawallet: he's pretty funny met him at a starbux

05:31:00 lewicki: he drive up in a vespa?

05:31:08 KRS|Gotyawallet: idk what he drove in tbh

05:31:23 KRS|Gotyawallet: wanted to do some kind of project when i mentioned capital he got clammy

05:31:38 Vexual: lol

05:31:41 lewicki: porn

05:31:47 KRS|Gotyawallet: i guess people work for free these days

05:32:08 Vexual: its going around

05:32:48 Vexual: lorenzo from nwa?

05:33:06 BingoBoingo: You know, Bitcoin needs a solid "Where are they now" feature that covers people "media" found important in late 2012 and earlier that speaks to how irrelevant they are nao.

05:33:42 mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo sounds like a good blogpost.

05:34:01 Apocalyptic: ^^

05:34:04 KRS|Gotyawallet: u know vexual?

05:34:06 BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Might take some time, but probably more interesting than Dank

05:34:19 KRS|Gotyawallet: that music was the shit back then

05:34:31 Apocalyptic: I wonder where Vessenes is now

05:34:50 Vexual: if you ever see me in the pen, then it's me and lorenzo

05:34:51 BingoBoingo: And unlike Dank who I wrote off as uninsteresting early I've got some notes on Diabo-D3, Nefario, Thermos, et al

05:34:55 mircea_popescu: and with that, i bid you a very good night.

05:35:12 Vexual: ciao bella

05:35:36 KRS|Gotyawallet: nite

05:36:30 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 1566 @ 0.00299997 = 4.698 BTC [-] {2}

05:40:34 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] 1 @ 0.16 BTC [+]

05:44:06 benkay: have dividends paid out? "Yes. But..."

05:44:35 benkay: i don't even track mining and that sounds retarded

05:45:34 thestringpuller: i stay icyhot these niggaz benkay

05:45:38 thestringpuller: - Tito Lopez

05:45:50 Vexual: hold cash save 1% good business

05:46:26 thestringpuller: so havelock is officially the new GLBSE?

05:46:35 thestringpuller: What are we at now GLBSE 5.0?

05:46:40 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12332 @ 0.00087499 = 10.7904 BTC [+]

05:46:55 Vexual: panama holding co aint no bullshit

05:47:13 benkay: meanwhile mpoe steamrolls up to 87500

05:47:25 thestringpuller: that's because btc price dropped

05:47:44 thestringpuller: everytime there is a rise in btc price usually people vacate their position in MPOE and sell off their profits

05:47:44 Vexual: and coz nelson mandela time cover sold more than ever, it's a bottstrap

05:47:44 benkay: WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN

05:48:17 pankkake: it's havecocks now

05:49:02 thestringpuller: it seems that MPOE will be worth holding a lot more when the btc price stabilizes

05:49:10 thestringpuller: MPOE rises with less volatility

05:50:45 Vexual: its more evident than anything else mpoe will exist in ten years

05:51:00 benkay: orly

05:51:14 thestringpuller: i think there will be more than just an MPOE bot

05:51:19 thestringpuller: in 10 years

05:51:26 Vexual: well fortune didnt say its a guy from romainia

05:51:38 pankkake: will there be more than MP sideprojects traded?

05:51:45 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 200 @ 0.00340009 = 0.68 BTC [-] {2}

05:51:46 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 1 @ 0.1445 BTC [-]

05:51:47 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.3524 = 1.762 BTC [-] {4}

05:51:52 thestringpuller: MPOE is the most reliable place to trade options imo

05:52:19 pankkake: but in 10 years the dollar will be dead

05:52:20 benkay: let's all calm down

05:52:25 benkay: mp's getting his dick sucked already

05:52:31 KRS|Gotyawallet: im next ok?

05:52:37 Vexual: thats when u need a commie kid rolling shit pankakke

05:52:44 thestringpuller: the only thing is that MPOE-bot isn't making any money in the long term

05:53:09 thestringpuller: all that has to occur is all the MPBOR peeps stop giving MP money to run MPOE

05:53:27 thestringpuller: then MPOE can't function unless MP gives it his own capital

05:53:29 pankkake: not sure who are those guys

05:53:33 pankkake: satoshi?

05:53:44 benkay: yeah wtf that's some crazy risk to eat

05:53:47 benkay: and why

05:53:49 Vexual: satoshi not interested in money left or right

05:53:58 thestringpuller: then who would it be?

05:54:12 benkay: it's smidge

05:54:12 thestringpuller: people who are willing to sacrifice a % of their wealth so that bitcoin doesn't plummet?

05:54:18 benkay: smidge funds mpbor

05:54:23 pankkake: I guess it's valuable

05:54:26 bloctoc: MPBOR peeps <-- what is that?

05:54:29 thestringpuller: isn't the realized gains some -123%

05:54:45 pankkake: but the temptation to freeride is great

05:54:56 thestringpuller: bloctoc: MPBOR is the bond MP uses to fund MPOE bot

05:55:19 thestringpuller: you send MP cash with an attached interest rate and that goes into the bond pool for a given options month

05:55:24 thestringpuller: etc. etc.

05:55:33 benkay: rolls over forever

05:55:55 Vexual: life

05:56:03 pankkake: I guess it's slightly better than 1BitcoinEater

05:56:14 thestringpuller: someone who's invested in MPBOR for MPOE's entire lifespan would have lost 113% of their original capital if they left it unhedged...

05:56:21 thestringpuller: 123%

05:56:25 thestringpuller: *

05:56:45 benkay: maybe one hedges with the options

05:56:53 benkay: but still. insane! wtf!

05:57:37 benkay: insider trading on btc price i betcha

05:57:51 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 6 @ 0.36080832 = 2.1648 BTC [+] {3}

05:58:06 benkay: i wonder if tiberiusxiv just went off the deep end imagining mpex conspiracies

05:58:15 benkay: or better! MP paid to have him driven insane.

05:58:15 bloctoc: all in one very bad month though right? then the bot was modified for the better for b holders. and 113% doesn't make sense.

05:58:51 thestringpuller: that's the realized gains though bloctoc over the lifespan of MPOE

05:58:52 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 31 @ 0.05 = 1.55 BTC

05:59:03 thestringpuller: it's probably the only valid point tiberius ever made

05:59:27 thestringpuller: but the service it provides to the bitcoin economy as a whole keeps the market from bottoming out

05:59:32 thestringpuller: MPOE-bot pays for our sins....

05:59:57 pankkake: so it is the true bitcoin jesus

06:00:12 thestringpuller: i guess so

06:00:23 benkay: an implicit backing of the biterati

06:00:30 benkay: this is a story that should be spread

06:00:36 bloctoc: in theory yes, but I don't see many people using options in practice.

06:00:50 thestringpuller: how so bloctoc ?

06:00:55 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 594 @ 0.00345156 = 2.0502 BTC [+] {8}

06:01:31 bloctoc: I know I sound like I'm trolling, but I don't fully understand who is using mpex for options trading. seems like none is for the last several months

06:02:04 bloctoc: I don't understand the price rise over the last few days either.

06:02:12 thestringpuller: it's an anonymous exchange but I know I've seen at least 200 BTC worth of C050

06:02:20 thestringpuller: sold short to the bot

06:02:31 pankkake: http://fraudsters.com/2013/mpoe-november-2013-statement/

06:02:31 ozbot: MPOE, November 2013 Statement pe fraudsters - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.

06:02:42 Vexual: sounds like a govenment to me

06:02:45 thestringpuller: so someone doesn't want the average price to go over 1100

06:02:56 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 70 @ 0.00349999 = 0.245 BTC [-] {2}

06:03:09 thestringpuller: immediately after there was large supply of BTC that flooded all the markets

06:03:41 benkay: this is the worst arg ever

06:03:50 thestringpuller: LOL

06:03:54 benkay: bitcoin is going to get me killed or something

06:04:09 Vexual: trust in satoshi

06:04:57 thestringpuller: satoshi is not in WoT, don't trust him

06:05:09 thestringpuller: ;;gettrust satoshi

06:05:09 gribble: WARNING: Currently not authenticated. Trust relationship from user thestringpuller to user satoshi: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 0 via 0 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=thestringpuller&dest=satoshi | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=satoshi | Rated since: never

06:05:13 Vexual: he doesnt need you to

06:05:18 pankkake: I have a −1 on satoshi on the forum

06:06:01 pankkake: "created a currency without any economics background"

06:06:15 thestringpuller: satoshi is the government

06:06:35 thestringpuller: satoshi is the the bildebergersssss

06:06:43 thestringpuller: the reptilian moon people

06:06:53 benkay: satoshi is fnord

06:06:55 thestringpuller: the moon landing was faked

06:06:55 Vexual: satoshi is the rules of life, mp is the government

06:07:07 bloctoc: Still learning, but I don't see how one would sell short to the bot. I thought the bot did the selling.

06:07:24 benkay: buy calls!

06:07:26 thestringpuller: bloctoc: you use the command mkopt

06:07:31 benkay: or that

06:07:43 benkay: you too can underwrite options

06:07:49 thestringpuller: yup

06:08:00 bloctoc: so, buy calls would be the opposite of the mkopt command right?

06:08:01 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.3609898 BTC [+]

06:08:02 thestringpuller: you underwrite an option then sell it to the bot who always has bids up

06:08:11 thestringpuller: yea

06:08:17 thestringpuller: buying an option is opposite of mkopt

06:08:24 bloctoc: Thanks gentlemen, I'm getting there.

06:08:50 benkay: gonna trade options?

06:08:52 thestringpuller: i wonder how much collateral that person needed

06:09:13 thestringpuller: ;;calc 200 / 0.054

06:09:13 gribble: 3703.7037037

06:09:21 thestringpuller: ;;calc 3703 * .1

06:09:21 gribble: 370.3

06:09:41 bloctoc: I might trade options with eulora dividends some day.

06:09:47 thestringpuller: LOL

06:09:53 benkay: you're long minigame?

06:10:09 bloctoc: since ipo

06:10:28 thestringpuller: there likely won't be operating revenue until 2015 though

06:10:47 bloctoc: hence the use of the phrase "some day"

06:10:48 benkay: i love how minigame and nsa have wildly different yield curves

06:11:00 benkay: nsa: probably some revenue in the near future.

06:11:15 thestringpuller: asciilifeform is goin hard on the Cardano

06:12:06 thestringpuller: benkay you are right though a company that isn't an MP side project needs to IPO on MPEx

06:12:08 benkay: minigame: not a lot of revenue now, maybe shitloads of revenue in the future, plus capital for spinoffs and low-investment games that bilk people of btc.

06:12:43 benkay: i'm noodling around with the idea of doing a depository, but it scares me shitliss.

06:12:46 benkay: shitless*

06:12:48 bloctoc: I am scared of security companies like Gordon Gekko is scared of airlines

06:13:08 thestringpuller: i don't think minigame will have a shitload of revenue, it'll have to build into it

06:13:09 benkay: explain yourself boctoc

06:13:17 benkay: bloctoc*

06:13:49 benkay: yeah. i'm just keeping my eye on it. i fire up the demo from time to time.

06:13:58 bloctoc: I think many many people come up with secure solutions that are great, but then nobody gives a shit enough to buy them.

06:14:23 bloctoc: same with games I guess

06:14:39 benkay: mp's theory is that he knows game design too

06:14:52 thestringpuller: yea but he doesn't?

06:15:02 benkay: skinner box is a skinner box

06:15:07 benkay: ain't much too it

06:15:26 benkay: to*

06:15:33 thestringpuller: games make money by being accessible to the fanbase

06:15:43 thestringpuller: that's why GTA V made some billion dollars in it's first weekend

06:15:51 Duffer1: popularity is no small factor either

06:16:02 thestringpuller: popularity is probably the only factor

06:16:16 thestringpuller: remember a show called Homocide Life on the Street?

06:16:21 thestringpuller: probably not because no one hearda bout it

06:16:35 thestringpuller: yet it was hailed as one of the greatest crime shows to ever air

06:16:38 Duffer1: never heard of it

06:16:44 thestringpuller: ^ exactly

06:17:02 pankkake: by hipsters probably

06:17:11 Duffer1: i would have liked to see the MP asset fund a compatible Steam Greenlight project

06:17:52 Duffer1: building something around crypto could work sure, but imo the popularity won't be there

06:18:19 thestringpuller: even steam greenlight is iffy, you only get so much visibility

06:18:20 pankkake: unless it pulls a minecraft? (still don't get why that game is popular)

06:18:40 thestringpuller: minecraft was all timing

06:18:56 thestringpuller: it also had like what 0 overhead?

06:19:10 Duffer1: i meant find a project on greenlight that looks like it might work with crypto currency, negotiate to fund them

06:19:32 benkay: what do you mean timing, thestringpuller?

06:19:41 Duffer1: greenlight is almost a vc superstore

06:20:01 bloctoc: I assume that is still on the radar. I would be surprised if all the IPO needs to go towards development from scratch.

06:20:32 thestringpuller: Look at minecraft's history. It was designed as an infiniminer clone. The alpha was sold at like what 5-10 dollars. It hit the market right at a time when people wanted something of that immersive nature.

06:21:03 thestringpuller: It's like how G-Funk took over the hip hop world in the 90's.

06:21:32 Duffer1: oh baby you... got what i neeEEEEeed..

06:21:52 KRS|Gotyawallet: idk what the big deal is other than they nailed the massive world nature of it..i never played it but watched videos

06:22:17 thestringpuller: it's fun for anyone who plays it, but mainly it's a game that literally gets children addicted

06:22:32 KRS|Gotyawallet: someone actually created a simple computer by making a machine that moved blocks around which add up to different values depending on the inputs

06:22:33 thestringpuller: which I think is how it became so popular

06:22:47 bloctoc: I'd like to see bitcoin based Grand Turismo for pink slips

06:22:53 thestringpuller: LOL

06:22:55 KRS|Gotyawallet: nice

06:23:56 Duffer1: cryptocurrency based Star Citizen pls

06:25:17 Duffer1: don't tell me you guys haven't heard of star citizen

06:25:33 pankkake: :(

06:25:33 bloctoc: I'm not much of a gamer.

06:25:40 Duffer1: >.<

06:25:54 Duffer1: it's eve, but good

06:25:59 pankkake: oh it's an *upcoming* game. it sounded like an old game

06:26:49 benkay: vaporware

06:27:13 thestringpuller: lol vaporware the game

06:27:21 benkay: what is so nominally special about the eulora economy again?

06:27:22 thestringpuller: how long can you fool your audience into thinking you have a product

06:27:40 thestringpuller: As MPOE-PR tried to argue with me: "There is no farming"

06:28:01 benkay: ?

06:28:22 thestringpuller: Basically every item in the game that spawns, spawns according to how much cryptocurrency is funding the game.

06:28:52 benkay: can't be talking mkt cap of smg, tho

06:29:06 benkay: gotta be some other vehicle

06:29:21 thestringpuller: yea all the food items and such have to be purcahsed with BTC

06:29:53 Duffer1: i think project entropia tried something like that a long time ago

06:30:01 thestringpuller: yea they tried exactly that

06:30:07 thestringpuller: and it became a mix of second life and eve

06:30:19 Duffer1: but far less popular than either of those :P

06:30:51 thestringpuller: no gimmick or monetization strategy beats solid gameplay

06:31:03 thestringpuller: if the gameplay is fun, then people will play it

06:31:06 Duffer1: i'd like for an upcoming game to be virtual currency based, but i don't see how it can be that, and fun at the same time

06:31:15 thestringpuller: the game will become popular if it's easily accessible and the rest takes care of itself

06:31:49 Duffer1: unless the currency is an alt, centrally controlled by the game company...

06:32:09 thestringpuller: you could make a crypto currency game that is single player

06:32:15 thestringpuller: straight up arcade style dude

06:32:27 thestringpuller: you know how many quarters I put in the Ninja Turtles game

06:32:30 thestringpuller: the Simpsons Game

06:32:39 thestringpuller: and the XMen game

06:32:42 Vexual: i lost a fortune on tekken

06:33:12 benkay: huh now there is an excellent idea

06:33:28 benkay: "put a satoshi in, kid"

06:33:29 Duffer1: put in quarters payout winners in btc?

06:33:41 Vexual: take the skills to the arcade

06:33:51 benkay: payout what winners?

06:34:17 Duffer1: small incentive for beating the game, nm

06:34:27 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 66 @ 0.00299998 = 0.198 BTC [+]

06:35:25 benkay: oh even better you can exchange all your loot for some gameplay credits

06:36:11 benkay: but ever doth the timer decrement

06:36:16 benkay: and ever doth your gear wear out

06:36:29 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 334 @ 0.00297604 = 0.994 BTC [-] {2}

06:37:06 thestringpuller: they have btc atms

06:37:14 thestringpuller: why not an arcade machine converted to take btc

06:37:50 Vexual: ill play

06:37:57 Vexual: vex at top

06:38:00 thestringpuller: replace the ticket machines at chuck-e-cheese with btc

06:38:29 benkay: give the parents bitcoin wallets take dollars convert to btc, send btc back to parents new webwallet?

06:38:35 Vexual: ante on tekken

06:39:32 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8398 @ 0.00087544 = 7.3519 BTC [+] {2}

06:39:54 Vexual: winner takes all (actually 95%)

06:40:10 Duffer1: meh

06:40:17 Duffer1: are arcades still popular?

06:40:21 Vexual: kids love losing money at arcades

06:40:27 benkay: neopets

06:40:36 thestringpuller: modern consoles kinda made arcades a thing of the past

06:40:38 Vexual: tekken is still serious in sydney

06:40:38 benkay: rip off neopets and fund it with btc

06:40:42 thestringpuller: now they are jsut relics of hotels and resorts

06:41:23 thestringpuller: but you could probably create a pay to play single player web based game like gauntlet legends

06:41:27 thestringpuller: insert satoshi to play

06:41:35 Duffer1: erf

06:41:35 Vexual: tekken is two player

06:41:51 thestringpuller: tekken can be one player though no?

06:41:53 thestringpuller: with AI and stuff

06:41:57 thestringpuller: until CHALLENGER APPROACHES

06:42:12 thestringpuller: and that's when all the asians gather around and start cheering

06:42:26 Vexual: let the cheeres bet too

06:42:52 Vexual: i feel a knife fight coming on

06:43:35 thestringpuller: i think the issue with MG is ultimately it's hard to make a game fun

06:43:52 thestringpuller: you know a game is fun when you play it, but not so much while making it

06:44:02 Vexual: there are lots of reasons people want to play

06:44:24 thestringpuller: yea but look at Mario vs any game on the Atari 2600 save maybe pitfall

06:44:51 Vexual: i ve'r had a 2600

06:44:59 Vexual: *ne'r

06:45:44 thestringpuller: you have to start really small to design a fun game

06:46:10 thestringpuller: like the original mega man is really fun but extremely difficult to the point it's generally not fun to non-hardcore gamers

06:46:35 thestringpuller: so they had to rebalance it for Mega Man 2 which outsold and was much more popular than it's predecessor

06:47:15 thestringpuller: so adding crypto to that mix is quite the challenge imo

06:47:20 Vexual: difficult is one thing

06:47:41 BingoBoingo: The bigger issue with S.MG is probably they have all of this capital that is probably going to exceed dev costs and going to be a dividend so people will hold for that.

06:48:11 thestringpuller: BingoBoingo: what if they can't get to a point where they can get operating revenue?

06:48:35 thestringpuller: if the raised capital exceed dev costs due to deflation I can see that happening

06:48:44 BingoBoingo: thestringpuller: That is a great question

06:49:00 thestringpuller: but if the monthly dev costs outweighs the incoming revenue from "sales" they'll still need that capital

06:49:10 Vexual: those arent the real hurdles for game devs

06:49:24 thestringpuller: tell that to ubisoft mr. Vexual

06:49:32 thestringpuller: THQ*

06:49:34 thestringpuller: mybad

06:50:23 Vexual: good point, thjose splash screens gotta mean something or the company is kaput

06:50:41 thestringpuller: THQ operated on a loss for some 2 years

06:50:55 Vexual: u cant make a game in a month

06:50:59 thestringpuller: Squaresoft did the same thing until they merged with Enix now they are back in the same scenario

06:51:27 thestringpuller: that's why you have to stagger development, multiple games in the pipe

06:51:30 BingoBoingo: I think one thing S.NSA has going for it is that even with deflation if costs are charged against raised capital, at least for No Such lAbs there aren't many replacement level competitors.

06:51:45 thestringpuller: or your primary game has to pay for itself upon release

06:51:54 thestringpuller: Rockstar will never go bankrupt

06:51:58 thestringpuller: for that very reason

06:51:59 Vexual: i spent 6 months in 95 on a game

06:52:05 Vexual: wa wa

06:52:18 thestringpuller: rockstar spends about 3-4 years per game

06:52:29 Vexual: top down stategy thing, fucking coisl iny our shows and this and thaty

06:52:46 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 400 @ 0.003 = 1.2 BTC [+]

06:52:47 thestringpuller: but they stagger the releases on a per year basis, usually may of each year

06:52:48 Vexual: artistic vision

06:52:55 BingoBoingo: I'm pretty sure whether BTC is $100 or $1500 S.NSA could pull off selling the Cardano for 0.35BTC

06:53:11 thestringpuller: Everyone wants a Cardano though

06:53:26 thestringpuller: Cardano will pay its development costs off quickly

06:53:32 thestringpuller: and NSA will operate on a profit

06:53:46 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 138 @ 0.003 = 0.414 BTC [+]

06:54:29 thestringpuller: when Eulora is released maybe BTC will be at 4g so the original raised capital will deflate with development costs

06:54:37 thestringpuller: will have deflated*

06:55:48 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 37200 @ 0.00087095 = 32.3993 BTC [-] {4}

06:57:44 Vexual: .bait

06:57:45 ozbot: http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdld8qzUlU1rzb0veo1_400.jpg

06:58:09 pankkake: .bait

06:58:10 ozbot: http://25.media.tumblr.com/59f1cdf7320e166a0b225b1b43ec8cb9/tumblr_mlv703uFg41r9e3eqo1_r1_500.jpg

06:58:36 thestringpuller: .bait

06:58:55 thestringpuller: :(

06:59:09 pankkake: ozbot detected you were under 18?

06:59:44 thestringpuller: i think someone made ozbot ignor me because i spammed bait via pm for a good 15 minutes one night

07:00:02 thestringpuller: and I was all fuck-a-you

07:00:19 pankkake: .bait

07:00:20 ozbot: http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdl80bRmit1qedo9to1_500.jpg

07:00:47 benkay: .bait

07:00:48 ozbot: http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuyf3smmwD1qzr6gxo1_500.jpg

07:00:54 KRS|Gotyawallet: ah nice

07:00:56 KRS|Gotyawallet: Mmmm

07:00:56 benkay: mmm.

07:01:16 KRS|Gotyawallet: damn pubes though

07:01:45 pankkake: yeah :/

07:02:23 thestringpuller: lol you pedo's

07:02:32 thestringpuller: "shaven girls like a baby's vagina"

07:03:07 pankkake: ephebophiles*

07:03:53 benkay: ;;ud ephebophiles

07:03:53 gribble: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ephebophile | The word ephebophile derives from Greek, with the individual root meanings of ephebo-, "youth", and phile, "one who is attracted to". In this case, "youth" does ...

07:03:54 ozbot: Urban Dictionary: ephebophile

07:03:55 KRS|Gotyawallet: wut

07:03:56 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 22800 @ 0.00087035 = 19.844 BTC [-] {2}

07:04:09 thestringpuller: ;;ud work

07:04:09 gribble: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=work | A worldwide slave labour organisation used to control modern man and prevent independant thought from occuring in any form. This is the reason it's...

07:04:10 ozbot: Urban Dictionary: work

07:04:18 KRS|Gotyawallet: i just cant stand pubes..maybe you like em getting caught in your throat when your favorite fuck sits on your face.. i dont =D

07:04:29 Vexual: if ciera dont win survivor ill eat my hat

07:04:40 BingoBoingo: ;;ud sound docking

07:04:40 gribble: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Sound%20Docking | The act of inserting one's penis into another man's urethra. See also Sounding and Docking.

07:04:41 ozbot: Urban Dictionary: Sound Docking

07:04:48 KRS|Gotyawallet: omg

07:04:53 Duffer1: NO

07:04:58 thestringpuller: no

07:04:59 thestringpuller: no

07:05:01 KRS|Gotyawallet: and you would know of this term bingoboingo?

07:05:03 thestringpuller: NOPOE NOPE NOPE

07:05:33 pankkake: NPOE

07:05:35 BingoBoingo: KRS|Gotyawallet: Only what the encyclopedia told me

07:05:53 BingoBoingo: thestringpuller: What's that MP's greatest insults github?

07:06:03 Duffer1: ;;ud random

07:06:03 gribble: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=random | The latest buzzword used amongst mindless teenagers as a way of showing just so utterly irreverent their predictable sense of humour is. Particular...

07:06:04 ozbot: Urban Dictionary: random

07:06:21 Duffer1: i was hoping for a random definition

07:06:29 Duffer1: not ud definition of random

07:07:38 pankkake: BingoBoingo: https://gist.github.com/leffuy/750a4291264fa2de03a5

07:08:03 BingoBoingo: Thank you pankkake

07:08:32 Vexual: hes a fucking wealth of knowlegde

07:08:55 Duffer1: ha #3 got me

07:09:04 Vexual: ie pankakke

07:09:07 KRS|Gotyawallet: hey BingoBoingo- ever hear of a paleface?

07:09:09 KRS|Gotyawallet: Look i tup

07:09:22 Duffer1: ;;ud paleface

07:09:23 gribble: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=paleface | A common term used by native Americans to classify white people.

07:09:23 ozbot: Urban Dictionary: paleface

07:09:38 KRS|Gotyawallet: no different one

07:09:54 pankkake: Vexual: it's favorited on my github account, so easy to find everytime someone here asks

07:10:21 KRS|Gotyawallet: Paleface: The act of ejaculating into one's dominant hand, then giving an open-handed slap to another person with the aforementioned hand.

07:10:29 BingoBoingo: KRS|Gotyawallet: I am familiar with the term

07:10:52 KRS|Gotyawallet: i'm sorry if you ever received one

07:10:57 KRS|Gotyawallet: not very fun

07:11:58 Vexual: fuck it, this is good enough for the main chan

07:12:02 BingoBoingo: KRS|Gotyawallet: Worse things can happen

07:12:04 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.05 = 0.2 BTC

07:12:08 Vexual: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U705EAx70Cw

07:12:08 ozbot: Rodney Rude McDonalds - YouTube

07:13:47 Vexual: wheres the chips cunt?

07:25:17 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21880 @ 0.00087032 = 19.0426 BTC [-] {2}

07:32:51 Vexual: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BBqHPjeUCg

07:32:52 ozbot: "wanna get Chinese eyes man?"-cheech and chong - YouTube

07:35:30 Vexual: http://vimeo.com/31720870 <extrapolate

07:35:30 ozbot: Sepultura - Roots Bloody Roots 720p HD on Vimeo

07:36:59 Vexual: that must be the shittest youtube link ive ever

07:36:59 benkay: vexual:https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=vlUR09yRHZU

07:37:15 Vexual: ty ben10, must be better

07:38:18 Vexual: is it me iceskating, eating a wurst with extra kraut?

07:38:50 Vexual: no, akiras second wave

07:42:48 Vexual: that was heavy

07:42:59 Vexual: the lephant had the poison

07:46:24 Vexual: http://vimeo.com/64611906 <antidote

07:46:25 ozbot: Robin Thicke ft. Pharrell and TI "Blurred Lines" EXPLICIT on Vimeo

07:48:41 Duffer1: good eye bleach, but you'll need ear bleach after unless you mute it

07:50:13 Vexual: allergic tro funkness?

07:50:37 Vexual: reggae soon

07:50:42 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4700 @ 0.00087103 = 4.0938 BTC [+]

07:50:46 Vexual: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2wqmGu1EY8

07:50:46 ozbot: Everyone Nose (All The Girls Standing In The Line For The... - YouTube

07:51:38 Duffer1: o.0

07:52:26 Vexual: ¬

07:52:30 Duffer1: my poor ears what have you done :(

07:52:41 Vexual: told u wait

07:53:07 Vexual: i need to clense my cotex since benkay

07:53:39 Vexual: pankakke might say something important

07:53:45 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1700 @ 0.00087103 = 1.4808 BTC [+]

07:53:47 pankkake: not really

07:53:58 Vexual: implied

07:54:13 pankkake: trou de balle !

07:55:02 Vexual: heavy funk huh?

07:55:47 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.05 = 0.25 BTC

07:55:52 Vexual: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onxOOWuAtk8

07:55:52 ozbot: Flight Facilities - Crave You (Adventure Club Dubstep Remix) - YouTube

07:59:20 Vexual: pankakke how many peta sold? %?

07:59:40 Vexual: aproximatiallianoly?

07:59:49 pankkake: who cares

07:59:52 Vexual: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kk8eJh4i8Lo

07:59:52 ozbot: La Roux - Bulletproof - YouTube

08:00:10 Vexual: see prism, no bullshit data

08:00:35 Vexual: your like a sexier siri

08:00:52 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 6 @ 0.05 = 0.3 BTC

08:00:54 Vexual: one in a milliopn baby

08:01:46 Duffer1: i'm not diggin your playlist tonight vex

08:02:01 Vexual: noone ver does

08:02:21 Duffer1: what's your current favorite?

08:02:37 Vexual: hasnt changed

08:03:16 pankkake: haven't listened but the few I know I like

08:03:30 Vexual: look where kakos log breaks

08:05:18 Duffer1: what am i lookin for?

08:06:37 Vexual: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSKkSux_Wrs

08:06:38 ozbot: Sounds Of San Francisco Remix [Global Deejays] - YouTube

08:11:30 Vexual: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLwML2PagbY

08:11:30 ozbot: Mercedes-Benz TV: MAGIC BODY CONTROL TV commercial "Chicken" - YouTube

08:13:11 Vexual: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GtyMeEcPPE

08:13:11 ozbot: Diana Ross - Upside down - YouTube

08:16:07 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 40 @ 0.05 = 2 BTC

08:16:45 Vexual: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbCz2DgNyAg

08:20:35 Vexual: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjXQBME4Yh4#

08:20:36 ozbot: BReal of Cypress Hill - Once Upon a Rhyme - YouTube

08:23:11 KRS|Gotyawallet: lol BReal

08:23:16 KRS|Gotyawallet: havent heard that name since the 90's

08:23:47 KRS|Gotyawallet: just killa man was the shit

08:25:47 Vexual: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yfr-Ejje9TU

08:25:47 ozbot: K.U.S.H. - Cypress Hill - YouTube

08:26:16 KRS|Gotyawallet: wtf am i listening to

08:26:56 KRS|Gotyawallet: vexual

08:27:07 KRS|Gotyawallet: check this one out- Donald D used to be down with ICE T and all them

08:27:08 KRS|Gotyawallet: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLKO9hbTei0

08:27:09 ozbot: DONALD D CAR CHASE. - YouTube

08:27:14 KRS|Gotyawallet: pretty good song

08:44:39 pankkake: I don't realize it

08:46:18 BingoBoingo: Does anyone want to play a game... of chess...

08:48:39 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7381 @ 0.00087299 = 6.4435 BTC [+]

09:06:29 pankkake: http://youtu.be/mWKWXs5PvhY

09:06:29 ozbot: Shining - Terres des Anonymes (ft. Famine of Peste Noire) - YouTube

09:07:19 BingoBoingo: pankkake, Vexual: either of you know how to play chess?

09:07:34 pankkake: not really and it bores me to death

09:08:43 BingoBoingo: Vexual, what about you?

09:08:55 KRS|Gotyawallet: Sexual: do you play with your chest?

09:09:18 Apocalyptic: BingoBoingo, what's your ELO rating ?

09:10:10 BingoBoingo: Apocalyptic: Last time I did tournament play about 920, so not very high.

09:10:18 Apocalyptic: oh I see

09:10:32 Apocalyptic: I used to play a lot, not tournaments though

09:11:00 pankkake: I like Go better. less annoying rules :p

09:11:12 BingoBoingo: Ah, my problem has always been liking openings like the pirc with a bit more of a novelty feel

09:11:40 Apocalyptic: i usually don't memorize openings

09:11:52 BingoBoingo: I played one tournament in spring 2012 and then the previous outing was spring 2002

09:12:07 Apocalyptic: is there a platform we can play on without having to register ?

09:12:37 KRS|Gotyawallet: Does anyone want to play Solitare with me

09:12:39 BingoBoingo: IRC? Just pass Algebraic notation of the moves in text?

09:14:42 Apocalyptic: indeed

09:14:55 BingoBoingo: It amazes me at times, but there is a richer language for playing chess on the internet than displaying pictures

09:14:56 BingoBoingo: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Algebraic_notation_%28chess%29

09:14:57 ozbot: Algebraic notation (chess) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

09:20:14 BingoBoingo: I am drunk and receptive to playing either color.

09:21:23 Apocalyptic: heh, alright

09:21:59 BingoBoingo: Apocalyptic: Flip a coin and tell me what color it gave you...

09:22:12 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16700 @ 0.00087266 = 14.5734 BTC [-]

09:22:14 Apocalyptic: ;;coin

09:22:14 gribble: heads

09:22:34 Apocalyptic: so that's white

09:22:46 BingoBoingo: So heads mean you are black/white/red/yellow ??

09:23:24 BingoBoingo: Ok,

09:23:58 BingoBoingo: D4, E4, B4, Blowjob?

09:24:14 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.05 = 0.15 BTC

09:25:49 Apocalyptic: B4 is a dubious move for an opening btw, i often play C4

09:26:24 BingoBoingo: Apocalyptic: I've heard it played as the Orangutang

09:26:51 BingoBoingo: C5 though leads to half of the Sicilian lines though so that is common

09:28:33 Apocalyptic: C4 is known as the English if i remember correctly

09:28:49 Apocalyptic: ok, so do we spam #assets with our moves or take it somewhere else ?

09:29:11 BingoBoingo: Yeah, but seriously fuck both the Anglos and the Saxons. Lets spam -assets just so the game is in the permanent record

09:29:35 Apocalyptic: as you wish, e4

09:29:49 BingoBoingo: Maybe some day Kramnik will come here and be like"you assholes"

09:29:53 BingoBoingo: d6

09:30:31 Apocalyptic: f3

09:30:50 BingoBoingo: pawn f3 or Nf3?

09:31:09 Apocalyptic: Nf3 sorry

09:31:14 BingoBoingo: Nf6

09:31:46 Apocalyptic: Nc3

09:31:57 BingoBoingo: g6

09:32:25 Apocalyptic: d4

09:33:11 BingoBoingo: Bf7

09:34:04 Apocalyptic: Bg7 you mean ?

09:34:15 BingoBoingo: No, Bf-g7

09:34:35 BingoBoingo: Was on f8, moves to g7

09:34:50 Apocalyptic: yeah, so that's just Bg7

09:35:00 BingoBoingo: Yeah

09:35:31 Apocalyptic: Bd3

09:35:54 BingoBoingo: 0-0

09:36:08 Apocalyptic: 0-0

09:36:36 BingoBoingo: b6

09:37:26 Apocalyptic: h4

09:37:40 BingoBoingo: c5

09:38:28 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.35997778 = 1.0799 BTC [-]

09:38:35 Apocalyptic: d5

09:38:56 BingoBoingo: Bg4

09:39:29 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.35998758 = 0.72 BTC [+]

09:39:38 Apocalyptic: Be2

09:40:18 BingoBoingo: Nb-d7

09:40:19 KRS|Gotyawallet: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdaOO-ZHzrM

09:40:20 ozbot: Eazy-E - Easier Said Than Dunn - YouTube

09:41:04 Apocalyptic: Ng5

09:41:50 BingoBoingo: BxB

09:42:31 Apocalyptic: QxB

09:42:32 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.35998823 = 1.44 BTC [+] {3}

09:42:56 KRS|Gotyawallet: You guys are straight up gangsta for spamming this channel with your chess moves. Fo sho.

09:43:15 BingoBoingo: Ne5

09:43:33 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 40 @ 0.36022124 = 14.4088 BTC [+] {4}

09:44:14 Apocalyptic: Bf4

09:44:15 BingoBoingo: KRS|Gotyawallet: Gotta make a record to keep it honest

09:44:34 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 6 @ 0.36135 = 2.1681 BTC [+] {2}

09:46:06 BingoBoingo: ;;ident BingoBoingo

09:46:06 gribble: Nick 'BingoBoingo', with hostmask 'BingoBoingo!~BingoBoin@unaffiliated/bingoboingo', is identified as user BingoBoingo, with GPG key id 309BB8D7F3251143, key fingerprint ADD7A9A28F85E5EF1F51904F309BB8D7F3251143, and bitcoin address None

09:46:19 BingoBoingo: Qd1

09:46:31 BingoBoingo: -Qd7

09:47:30 Apocalyptic: BxN

09:48:16 BingoBoingo: dxe5

09:49:03 Apocalyptic: f3

09:49:52 BingoBoingo: Nh5

09:50:40 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 24087 @ 0.00087235 = 21.0123 BTC [-] {3}

09:52:07 Apocalyptic: Qf2

09:52:45 BingoBoingo: f6

09:53:35 Apocalyptic: Ne6

09:54:31 BingoBoingo: Rf-f7

09:54:45 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.373 BTC [+]

09:55:04 BingoBoingo: ;;ident Apocalyptic

09:55:05 gribble: Nick 'Apocalyptic', with hostmask 'Apocalyptic!~Apocalypt@unaffiliated/apocalyptic', is identified as user Apocalyptic, with GPG key id 2A5BBA5F1F1D20C7, key fingerprint D63B2254046AF64FE31205792A5BBA5F1F1D20C7, and bitcoin address None

09:55:28 Apocalyptic: a4

09:57:46 BingoBoingo: f5

10:01:39 Apocalyptic: NxB

10:02:04 BingoBoingo: KxN

10:03:53 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 102 @ 0.00349115 = 0.3561 BTC [+] {2}

10:04:54 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 24 @ 0.05 = 1.2 BTC

10:05:45 Apocalyptic: Qe3

10:05:55 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 162 @ 0.00349893 = 0.5668 BTC [+] {2}

10:06:45 KRS|Gotyawallet: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRlf1EhNAZM

10:06:45 ozbot: Muffin Songs - Good Night | nursery rhymes & children songs with lyrics | muffin songs - YouTube

10:06:56 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 153 @ 0.00349999 = 0.5355 BTC [+] {4}

10:07:15 BingoBoingo: f4

10:07:57 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 126 @ 0.00354404 = 0.4465 BTC [+] {3}

10:08:58 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 125 @ 0.00356663 = 0.4458 BTC [+] {5}

10:09:49 Apocalyptic: Ne2

10:11:32 BingoBoingo: fxe3?

10:12:01 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13443 @ 0.00087025 = 11.6988 BTC [-] {3}

10:12:59 Apocalyptic: wtf did I just do...

10:13:02 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14650 @ 0.00087005 = 12.7462 BTC [-]

10:13:02 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 18 @ 0.09871721 = 1.7769 BTC [+] {5}

10:13:38 Apocalyptic: gratz Bingo, I resign

10:14:23 BingoBoingo: K Apocalyptic I will accept when you insert one sharpie in the pooper.

10:14:36 Apocalyptic: heh, not happening

10:15:00 BingoBoingo: Apocalyptic: Write Bingo on one asscheek and Boingo on the other...

10:15:09 BingoBoingo: Or else this game is still live

10:15:21 BingoBoingo: ;;ident Apocalyptic

10:15:22 gribble: Nick 'Apocalyptic', with hostmask 'Apocalyptic!~Apocalypt@unaffiliated/apocalyptic', is identified as user Apocalyptic, with GPG key id 2A5BBA5F1F1D20C7, key fingerprint D63B2254046AF64FE31205792A5BBA5F1F1D20C7, and bitcoin address None

10:15:31 Apocalyptic: resignation is final, no need for the opponent to accept

10:15:39 BingoBoingo: Fine

10:15:44 BingoBoingo: Ident yourself at least

10:16:21 Apocalyptic: as you see I am authed

10:16:49 BingoBoingo: Cool, I just want you to ident youself. For the logs...

10:17:21 Apocalyptic: ;;ident

10:17:22 gribble: You are identified as user Apocalyptic, with GPG key id 2A5BBA5F1F1D20C7, key fingerprint D63B2254046AF64FE31205792A5BBA5F1F1D20C7, and bitcoin address None

10:17:49 BingoBoingo: Thanks, I accept your resignation D63B2254046AF64FE31205792A5BBA5F1F1D20C7

10:19:23 KRS|Gotyawallet: wow you guys take this seriously

10:19:53 pankkake: shouldn't the correct procedure for the loser to open a scam accusation thread?

10:19:55 BingoBoingo: KRS|Gotyawallet: This is -assets everything is srs bsns

10:20:20 Apocalyptic: KRS|Gotyawallet, apparently so

10:20:26 BingoBoingo: pankkake: Maybe, but the log offers evidence in the winner's favor. This isn't Buttfunder

10:20:46 Apocalyptic: not that there was something at stake

10:21:44 pankkake: doesn't matter, make a poll to determine who is the real winner

10:22:02 BingoBoingo: Apocalyptic: There wasn't now, but this might offer an example for snackman, et al. There was a contest. A person won. Another lost. If some fucker would have tried to sneak in late they would have opened a scam poll.

10:22:27 Apocalyptic: k pankkake just let me call my shills

10:22:27 BingoBoingo: pankkake: Open that poll

10:23:12 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 21 @ 0.35018058 = 7.3538 BTC [-] {9}

10:25:44 BingoBoingo: ;;rate Apocalyptic 2 Gracious person under adversity

10:25:45 gribble: Rating entry successful. Your rating of 2 for user Apocalyptic has been recorded.

10:28:19 BingoBoingo: pankkake: So how are you structuring this poll?

10:28:45 pankkake: I'm not doing anything

10:28:56 pankkake: not in the mood

10:29:58 BingoBoingo: I though pankkake You promised one of your famous polls.

10:31:20 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1850 @ 0.00087005 = 1.6096 BTC [-]

10:35:27 BingoBoingo: Is it sad this doesn't seem like a parody? http://www.theonion.com/articles/thunk-u-for-nobbel-prise-me-happie-now,34171/

10:36:18 pankkake: I should rewatch Idiocracy

10:37:20 BingoBoingo: pankkake: As should everyone

10:41:30 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.05 = 0.25 BTC

10:52:41 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4400 @ 0.00087174 = 3.8357 BTC [+]

10:55:44 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.05 = 0.25 BTC

10:58:47 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14079 @ 0.00087174 = 12.2732 BTC [+] {2}

10:58:48 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 42 @ 0.0034 = 0.1428 BTC [-] {3}

11:06:55 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 37 @ 0.05 = 1.85 BTC

11:07:09 KRS|Gotyawallet: btc is a ghost town on freenode

11:07:24 KRS|Gotyawallet: no volume at gox very little at btc-3

11:07:30 KRS|Gotyawallet: btc3

11:08:04 KRS|Gotyawallet: something is very strange..no volume at the exchanges

11:08:57 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.05 = 0.25 BTC

11:12:00 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2313 @ 0.00087005 = 2.0124 BTC [-]

11:13:01 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18090 @ 0.00086954 = 15.73 BTC [-] {2}

11:14:02 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [7C] 20 @ 0.0077 = 0.154 BTC {2}

11:32:20 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.05 = 0.15 BTC

11:34:13 Fox13: Anybody know anything about the ฿2360.0000 NEOBEE sale on 2013-12-03?

11:45:33 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.3506 = 1.753 BTC [+] {3}

11:57:45 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10484 @ 0.00087183 = 9.1403 BTC [+] {2}

11:58:46 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13866 @ 0.00087299 = 12.1049 BTC [+]

12:05:53 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 6 @ 0.05 = 0.3 BTC

12:22:09 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 190 @ 0.0030333 = 0.5763 BTC [+]

12:24:11 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18902 @ 0.00086941 = 16.4336 BTC [-] {2}

12:29:16 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 61 @ 0.0030333 = 0.185 BTC [+]

12:59:46 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4250 @ 0.00086996 = 3.6973 BTC [+]

13:01:48 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.05 = 0.2 BTC

13:09:56 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.35 = 1.75 BTC [-]

13:10:57 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.35 = 1.4 BTC [-]

13:22:08 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.345 BTC [-]

13:25:11 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16900 @ 0.00087059 = 14.713 BTC [+] {2}

13:27:13 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.33820001 BTC [-]

13:29:15 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13450 @ 0.00087303 = 11.7423 BTC [+] {3}

13:58:44 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10250 @ 0.00086932 = 8.9105 BTC [-]

13:59:45 assbot: [MPEX] [S.BBET] 666 @ 0.0006 = 0.3996 BTC [-]

14:02:48 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 15 @ 0.33803337 = 5.0705 BTC [-] {4}

14:05:51 assbot: [MPEX] [S.NSA] 10891 @ 0.00015 = 1.6337 BTC [+]

14:10:56 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.339 = 1.017 BTC [+]

14:15:00 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 1 @ 0.15399999 BTC [+]

14:16:54 chetty: http://letstalkbitcoin.com/jpmorgan-chase-building-bitcoin-killer/#.Uqch3NHk4xB

14:16:54 ozbot: JPMorgan Chase Building Bitcoin-Killer | Lets Talk Bitcoin

14:17:07 Duffer1: how cute

14:19:04 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 44450 @ 0.00086891 = 38.623 BTC [-] {3}

14:23:08 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.05 = 0.25 BTC

14:26:11 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26850 @ 0.00086771 = 23.298 BTC [-] {3}

14:31:50 mircea_popescu: gotta love all these noobs showing up, asking a q and vanishing in 5 minutes

14:31:55 mircea_popescu: irc is haerd.

14:34:19 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.05 = 0.2 BTC

14:36:22 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [COG.F] 1 @ 0.4 BTC [-]

14:37:22 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10879 @ 0.00086689 = 9.4309 BTC [-]

14:37:49 KRS|Gotyawallet: woa check this out

14:37:59 KRS|Gotyawallet: its the beginning of the end i tell ya

14:38:00 KRS|Gotyawallet: http://i.imgur.com/Obl8xRW.jpg

14:38:06 KRS|Gotyawallet: zoom in and read that

14:43:28 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14407 @ 0.00086853 = 12.5129 BTC [+]

14:47:34 diametric: KRS|Gotyawallet: nice.

14:54:38 ThickAsThieves: ;;bcstats

14:54:41 gribble: Current Blocks: 274180 | Current Difficulty: 9.08350862437022E8 | Next Difficulty At Block: 276191 | Next Difficulty In: 2011 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 1 week, 3 days, 3 hours, 45 minutes, and 27 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 1059096125.31 | Estimated Percent Change: 16.59549

14:55:48 mjr_: what up everybody

14:57:42 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.05 = 0.15 BTC

14:57:43 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18015 @ 0.00087177 = 15.7049 BTC [+] {3}

14:58:45 mircea_popescu: KRS|Gotyawallet i guess the central bank governors do not wish to come to timisoara and kiss my pinky ring eh ?

14:59:12 mircea_popescu: silly doggies, don't they know sucking the cock willingly is a lot more pleasant and less painful than doing it forcibly ?

15:02:23 KRS|Gotyawallet: wtf man

15:04:56 KRS|Gotyawallet: since this isnt real currency governmennts abroad shouldn't have any problems with hooking up services for it huh

15:05:03 ThickAsThieves: we need to get that satellite going and more wifi nets

15:06:13 mircea_popescu: we need to make the wifi snuke already

15:06:25 mircea_popescu: and all the girlies say "i'm pretty pegged for junior high"

15:08:53 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 28050 @ 0.00087448 = 24.5292 BTC [+] {3}

15:10:46 pankkake: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=297503.msg3906512#msg3906512 lol

15:10:48 ozbot: [ActiveMining] The Official Active Mining Discussion Thread [Self-Moderated]

15:22:15 kakobrekla: lol

15:22:37 mircea_popescu: summary for the poor who cnaet raed ?

15:23:09 kakobrekla: you dont need to read

15:23:10 kakobrekla: https://images.weserv.nl/?url=s23.postimg.org/amf49tzor/image.jpg&fnr

15:23:11 pankkake: there's no summary it's a picture

15:34:31 nubbins`: hi

15:36:20 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 100 @ 0.05 = 5 BTC

15:38:15 mircea_popescu: http://fraudsters.com/2013/security-experts-to-fiat-world-fuck-you-srsly/

15:38:15 ozbot: Security Experts to Fiat World : Fuck you, srsly pe fraudsters - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.

15:38:32 mircea_popescu: mentioning ThickAsThieves benkay Kleeck etc

15:38:45 nubbins`: a star-studded cast

15:42:14 nubbins`: in other news, i woke up to this: http://imgur.com/X5PpOmJ

15:42:40 nubbins`: c'est l'hiver!

15:45:04 kakobrekla: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhabgvIIXik

15:45:04 ozbot: Road Bike Party 2 - Martyn Ashton - YouTube

15:45:09 kakobrekla: a few sick ones

15:49:07 ThickAsThieves: BitBet - Reality is Self-Evident

15:50:34 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 20 @ 0.05 = 1 BTC

15:50:39 ThickAsThieves: ;;bcstats

15:50:40 nubbins`: tat, mp: i lel'd

15:50:41 gribble: Current Blocks: 274185 | Current Difficulty: 9.08350862437022E8 | Next Difficulty At Block: 276191 | Next Difficulty In: 2006 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 1 week, 3 days, 3 hours, 9 minutes, and 5 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 899951662.105 | Estimated Percent Change: -0.92466

15:51:01 ThickAsThieves: that's what i'm talmbout!

15:51:12 nubbins`: oh god everyone buy mining rigs

15:51:16 pankkake: hurray

15:51:25 nubbins`: THE ARSE IS GONE OUT OF 'ER

15:51:30 pankkake: no, this week is "tell everyone to mine ppcoin" week

15:51:44 nubbins`: i only mine nmc

15:51:45 mike_c: pankkake, you see this? tsk tsk. http://arstechnica.com/security/2013/12/french-agency-caught-minting-ssl-certificates-impersonating-google/

15:51:50 ThickAsThieves: we need another coin that ASICs can mine as is

15:52:03 ThickAsThieves: just fork bitocoin as is

15:52:42 nubbins`: there are other coins that ASICs can mine as is

15:52:51 ThickAsThieves: which?

15:52:56 nubbins`: see my prev statement

15:53:20 ThickAsThieves: so normal block erupters can mine that?

15:53:24 nubbins`: nod

15:53:27 ThickAsThieves: sheeet

15:53:35 ThickAsThieves: why is this hype train not chooing?

15:53:38 nubbins`: btcguild mines nmc for you

15:53:41 pankkake: wow, it's no longer obscure dictatorships doing it

15:53:48 nubbins`: merged mining, it's called

15:53:54 nubbins`: same hashes

15:54:01 ThickAsThieves: nah not same hashes

15:54:06 pankkake: ThickAsThieves: well that's ppcoin, it's sha256

15:54:11 nubbins`: well the technical details are beyond me

15:54:18 nubbins`: but the same work is used for both coins

15:54:21 pankkake: and you get more coins

15:54:24 ThickAsThieves: i mean same hashes is no use to me

15:54:25 pankkake: for less hash

15:54:39 ThickAsThieves: must divert hashes!

15:54:51 nubbins`: well then you're just throwing away btc ;p

15:55:06 nubbins`: which was the joke behind me saying "i only mine nmc"

15:55:07 ThickAsThieves: no i did that when i made the bet ;)

15:55:11 nubbins`: HEH!

15:56:06 nubbins`: some old man (maybe 70+) just knocked on the tourette hooker neighbour's door

15:56:16 nubbins`: there's some crazy noises coming from over there now

15:59:20 ThickAsThieves: this is broken:

15:59:23 ThickAsThieves: ;;nethash

15:59:24 gribble: 6400549.04237

15:59:57 pankkake: trying to cheat already?

16:00:05 ThickAsThieves: who runs gribble again? nanotube?

16:00:09 nubbins`: nod

16:00:57 mircea_popescu: whoa negative change!

16:01:06 nubbins`: inorite?

16:01:15 mircea_popescu: dude if tat wins that bet it'll be like...

16:01:40 ThickAsThieves: tears all around!

16:01:53 nubbins`: but of laughter, or joy?

16:01:57 nubbins`: wait

16:01:58 mircea_popescu: that's what makes a harem good : you're the only one not teary

16:01:59 nubbins`: fuck.

16:02:13 nubbins`: but of... ah, the moment's passed.

16:02:44 jcpham: ;;diffchange

16:02:45 gribble: Estimated percent change in difficulty this period | 3.04475 % based on data since last change | -1.56527 % based on data for last three days

16:02:59 jcpham: ;;bc,stats

16:03:02 gribble: Current Blocks: 274186 | Current Difficulty: 9.08350862437022E8 | Next Difficulty At Block: 276191 | Next Difficulty In: 2005 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 1 week, 3 days, 3 hours, 1 minute, and 49 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 936007906.993 | Estimated Percent Change: 3.04475

16:03:10 mircea_popescu: lol @jpm trying to patent bitcoin

16:03:19 mircea_popescu: i hope they realise this means rape.

16:03:22 jcpham: i bet the get a patent too

16:03:31 jcpham: i doubt it does any good

16:03:44 ThickAsThieves: they want to reinvent credit cards?

16:04:08 jcpham: yes but first they copied something free to use

16:04:19 pankkake: imagine if bitcoin was like credits cards, we'd give private keys to each other and trust not to take more than needed

16:04:22 mircea_popescu: jcpham i doubt they'll actually get the patent

16:04:32 mircea_popescu: these days the patent office is high into trolling applicants.

16:04:36 nubbins`: mp, link?

16:04:40 jcpham: i wouldn't be suprised mircea_popescu

16:04:47 jcpham: but it's harder than it used to be

16:04:51 mircea_popescu: let the record show obama did some things right, too

16:05:06 mircea_popescu: but now they're putting a lot of effort into searching prior art.

16:05:14 mircea_popescu: two degrees of magnitude more than during bush say

16:06:07 mircea_popescu: nubbins` https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=365143.new

16:06:15 nubbins`: tks

16:06:18 nubbins`: hahaha:

16:06:19 nubbins`: http://www.cbc.ca/news/business/chip-wilson-lululemon-founder-steps-down-1.2457958

16:06:20 ozbot: Chip Wilson, Lululemon founder, steps down - Business - CBC News

16:06:46 nubbins`: so word is that "lululemon" was chosen because chip wilson gets heavy lels from japanese people mispronouncing things

16:06:48 nubbins`: no joke

16:07:21 mircea_popescu: i guess that's the end of that.

16:07:46 nubbins`: well they got the guy from TOMS shoes to step in, so yes

16:07:51 mircea_popescu: i wonder how many "brands" only exist currently because the brand owners are pushing them, paying a rent each year to the world/out the window / toilet bowl.

16:08:07 mircea_popescu: i mean, theres a ton of blogs and sites that only exists because and inasmuch the owner keeps pushing them

16:08:20 mircea_popescu: but i guess nobody realises stuff like adidas or vevo are in the same boat.

16:08:27 nubbins`: "know what's a good idea? charge whitey $70 for a pair of $5 shoes, and give another pair for free to some poor african kid so his folks lose their job at the shoe factory"

16:08:36 nubbins`: yeah, brands are a funny thing

16:08:38 nubbins`: like

16:08:45 nubbins`: way to buy a fuckin' logo, y'know?

16:08:50 mircea_popescu: myeah.

16:08:57 mircea_popescu: brands as the classical thing made sense

16:09:05 mircea_popescu: but now a brand is like a rap album, or a sex tape

16:09:08 nubbins`: nod

16:09:12 nubbins`: no longer a mark of quality

16:09:15 nubbins`: but just a mark of brand

16:09:19 nubbins`: self-referential beat-off

16:09:21 mircea_popescu: yeah! actually, what the sex tape is to the starlet, the brand is to the no-business "busioness"

16:09:53 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 196 @ 0.02550985 = 4.9999 BTC [-] {8}

16:09:54 mircea_popescu: somehow the point where you gotta have a business to be a business is eschewed, in favour of merely having a "brand", which really is a logo + advertising bills package

16:10:18 mircea_popescu: much like competence is replaced by degrees, which really are a certificate + "education" bills package

16:10:18 nubbins`: you see this at all scales too, from local to worldwide

16:10:25 mircea_popescu: well, "worldwide"

16:10:29 nubbins`: heh

16:10:44 nubbins`: there's this "company" around town, "FOG TOWN BRAND"

16:10:54 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 26 @ 0.02541461 = 0.6608 BTC [-] {2}

16:10:55 nubbins`: afaict, the only thing they produce is stickers with their logo

16:11:04 ThickAsThieves: a brand is supposed to be a trust profile

16:11:16 mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves yeah, but they ain't in the wot.

16:11:22 nubbins`: and even those are just literal rips of other brand logos, with "FOG TOWN" emblazoned in place of the original name

16:11:29 nubbins`: heh.

16:11:35 nubbins`: pink eye print company is in the wot.

16:11:55 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 50 @ 0.05 = 2.5 BTC

16:12:39 ThickAsThieves: who needs we wot, we have escrow/arbiter website #X1A now

16:12:56 mircea_popescu: o i c

16:13:21 ThickAsThieves: See: http://bitcoinmagazine.com/8834/bitrated-you-can-no-longer-say-bitcoin-has-no-consumer-protection/

16:13:31 ThickAsThieves: bitcoin magazine has you covered!

16:13:43 nubbins`: the fuck i can't say it

16:13:45 the20year: Meh

16:13:50 the20year: consumer protection is over rated :D

16:14:29 ThickAsThieves: lol at the Cex.io ad on that page

16:14:40 ThickAsThieves: "Revolutionary MoneyMaking!"

16:14:44 nubbins`: "oh, well, i'm sure 'hobo dave' will prevent me from losing my money"

16:14:49 nubbins`: lel @ bitrated

16:14:59 nubbins`: all i see is a couple of chumps from -otc

16:15:13 Apocalyptic: bitrated is flawed

16:15:26 nubbins`: honestly, i wouldn't trust most of the people in -otc even if they sent first.

16:16:17 thestringpuller: ;;gettrust nubbins`

16:16:17 gribble: WARNING: Currently not authenticated. Trust relationship from user thestringpuller to user nubbins`: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 0 via 0 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=thestringpuller&dest=nubbins` | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=nubbins` | Rated since: Wed Oct 16 19:58:53 2013

16:16:22 ThickAsThieves: "I am a well-known author, blogger, entrepreneur and programmer, currently serving as CTO of "

16:16:23 thestringpuller: ;;gettrust nubbins

16:16:23 gribble: WARNING: Currently not authenticated. Trust relationship from user thestringpuller to user nubbins: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 0 via 0 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=thestringpuller&dest=nubbins | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=nubbins | Rated since: never

16:16:40 thestringpuller: apparently I shouldn't trust you nubbins`

16:16:41 ThickAsThieves: you know he's well known cuz he says so

16:16:43 nubbins`: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=nubbins`

16:16:44 ozbot: Rating Details for User 'nubbins`'

16:16:49 nubbins`: apparently you shouldn't

16:16:59 thestringpuller: how do I know you're going to deliver mah paintin one day

16:17:01 thestringpuller: <.<;;

16:17:23 nubbins`: have a little faith!

16:17:44 nubbins`: not sure if the horse should have a huge drooping cock, or the rider

16:17:45 nubbins`: or both

16:18:01 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 45 @ 0.003033 = 0.1365 BTC [+] {2}

16:18:02 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 70 @ 0.02115872 = 1.4811 BTC [-] {3}

16:18:29 mircea_popescu: <nubbins`> honestly, i wouldn't trust most of the people in -otc even if they sent first. <<< neither would they.

16:18:36 nubbins`: rite?

16:18:46 mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves well he's well known to yourself.

16:18:57 nubbins`: thestringpuller: ah, i see you have a +10 rating from 'danieldaniel' with the comment "Fuck you."

16:18:58 mircea_popescu: at least they don't go "we're a well known" etc.

16:19:35 nubbins`: i bet that took some wrangling

16:20:01 mircea_popescu: it'll be funny when private individual dorks start actually refering to themselves in the 1st person

16:20:09 mircea_popescu: god knows they're already doing it when speaking as if "their company"

16:20:19 mircea_popescu: fuck you, i'm a compadragon!

16:20:24 nubbins`: HEH

16:20:27 nubbins`: i do that

16:20:32 nubbins`: but in my defense, there's three of us

16:20:37 mircea_popescu: at least you got a wife

16:20:37 mircea_popescu: yeah.

16:20:39 ThickAsThieves: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=359858.msg3906713#msg3906713 A proud day for any service.

16:20:55 nubbins`: ha

16:21:03 mircea_popescu: sexcoin was overdue.

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16:21:13 nubbins`: at least it wasn't late

16:21:20 nubbins`: ba-dum-tss

16:21:21 mircea_popescu: you mean early

16:21:29 nubbins`: nah, period talk

16:21:37 ThickAsThieves: da-dumb-tss

16:21:42 assbot: Last 12 lines bashed and pending review. (http://dpaste.com/1499136/plain/)

16:21:42 mircea_popescu: !b 12

16:22:03 nubbins`: http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/pussy-riot-greenpeace-activists-could-be-granted-amnesty-in-russia-1.2458026

16:22:03 ozbot: Pussy Riot, Greenpeace activists could be granted amnesty in Russia - World - CBC News

16:22:05 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 20 @ 0.05 = 1 BTC

16:22:06 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.339 BTC [+]

16:22:13 mircea_popescu: worst news ever

16:22:20 mircea_popescu: keep them naked in gaol 4ever!

16:22:20 ThickAsThieves: after a year locked up?

16:22:21 nubbins`: best thing to come out of this was watching stuffy newscasters have to say the phrase "Pussy Riot" so many times

16:22:25 mircea_popescu: ima start a petition

16:22:26 ThickAsThieves: didnt one get away?

16:22:30 mircea_popescu: KEEP PUSSY RIOT CAGED!

16:22:32 nubbins`: nah

16:22:36 nubbins`: i think one got sent to a gulag

16:22:45 nubbins`: and went missing on the way

16:23:03 mircea_popescu: and then is this the blondy with small tits and an annoying personality that split up with her hubby

16:23:06 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 88 @ 0.00332547 = 0.2926 BTC [+] {5}

16:23:13 mircea_popescu: because eiother or both betrayed the holy cause of pussy rioting ?

16:23:16 ThickAsThieves: no the pretty one

16:23:33 mircea_popescu: there was only one pretty one, and she was dumb as a plank

16:23:36 ThickAsThieves: that had sex pregnant in public

16:23:39 mircea_popescu: i think i still have pix somwhere

16:23:48 mircea_popescu: a no, the one with the nice tits.

16:24:33 ThickAsThieves: there was the riot grrl, then artsy girl, and the prairie girl

16:24:41 nubbins`: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Pussy_Riot_by_Igor_Mukhin.jpg

16:24:50 nubbins`: prairie girl was the blond one

16:24:52 mircea_popescu: in total there were maybe two dozen

16:25:12 ThickAsThieves: yeah a bunch

16:25:24 ThickAsThieves: my mom is in pussy riot now

16:25:28 nubbins`: Cock Civil Disobedience

16:25:56 nubbins`: ah, just because there's blood everywhere and people are crying doesn't mean it's a riot.

16:26:26 nubbins`: "Barack Obama, Raul Castro shake hands at Mandela memorial"

16:26:34 nubbins`: ah, my sides.

16:26:44 nubbins`: "no srsly bru, we're still not cool"

16:27:11 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 8 @ 0.02249999 = 0.18 BTC [+]

16:29:03 nubbins`: wow, apollo 11 crew had to pass thru US customs & immigration upon returning from the moon

16:29:18 mircea_popescu: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/bikini-clad-siberian-jogger-hit-6-50-traffic-fine-article-1.1283421

16:29:24 mircea_popescu: hahaha what!

16:30:05 thestringpuller: yo did you bring back any moon drugs?

16:30:13 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.339 = 1.356 BTC [+]

16:30:15 thestringpuller: we'll need to check you for moon meth

16:30:26 pankkake: they probably just checked for bitcoins

16:30:46 mircea_popescu: basically all the us is these days, is one giant cartman

16:30:51 mircea_popescu: going "respect mah autoritah"

16:30:57 nubbins`: http://www.space.com/7044-moon-apollo-astronauts-customs.html

16:30:58 ozbot: Back from the Moon, Apollo Astronauts Had to Go Through Customs | Space.com

16:31:03 nubbins`: flight origin: "MOON"

16:31:14 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 16 @ 0.3366875 = 5.387 BTC [-] {5}

16:31:15 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 68 @ 0.003311 = 0.2251 BTC [-] {2}

16:31:16 nubbins`: Flight No.: "APOLLO 11"

16:31:45 asciilifeform: better than fiction: http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2013/12/new-us-spy-satellite-features-world-devouring-octopus/

16:31:55 nubbins`: Conditions on board which may lead to the spread of disease: TBD

16:31:56 nubbins`: heh

16:32:20 nubbins`: wow, jesus

16:32:25 nubbins`: that's a cool logo

16:32:37 nubbins`: terrifying, but cool

16:33:09 asciilifeform: bunch of 'cubesats' in there, too: http://www.cubesat.org/index.php/missions/upcoming-launches/134-l39-launch-alert

16:33:15 mircea_popescu: hahaha nothing is beyond our reach, except pls don't use gpg.

16:33:23 mircea_popescu: and please stick to cloudflare and tor.

16:33:30 mircea_popescu: and please don't use cash

16:33:34 nubbins`: from the comments: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ba42Z0lCMAAfkzM.jpg

16:33:40 mircea_popescu: but nothing other than those three

16:33:41 mircea_popescu: mostly.

16:35:51 mircea_popescu: honestly, the sad mental state of people still showing up to work for the various usg agencies suggests we'll soon see jamestown-like mass suicides.

16:36:13 nubbins`: at least they'll use a name-brand drink.

16:36:34 asciilifeform: nah, only a handful of KGB brass offed themselves in the '90s

16:36:41 asciilifeform: no reason this one should play out any differently

16:36:48 pankkake: http://yro.slashdot.org/story/13/12/08/2232257/employee-morale-is-suffering-at-the-nsa

16:36:49 ozbot: Employee Morale Is Suffering At the NSA - Slashdot

16:39:09 mircea_popescu: asciilifeform kgb was a lot more cynical.

16:39:22 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4600 @ 0.00087278 = 4.0148 BTC [-]

16:39:30 mircea_popescu: cynicism is good protective serum. these people are nutty.

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16:41:10 mircea_popescu: y good honor to meet you?and you may call me V .

16:41:19 mircea_popescu: i wish i could write like wthat.

16:41:51 ThickAsThieves: I have the original

16:42:03 mircea_popescu: the movie you mean ?

16:42:14 ThickAsThieves: the comic

16:43:13 mircea_popescu: o o

16:43:18 ThickAsThieves: apparently its not worth anything

16:44:22 ThickAsThieves: oh wait it is

16:50:33 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 22897 @ 0.0008754 = 20.044 BTC [+] {3}

16:59:42 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2700 @ 0.00087278 = 2.3565 BTC [-]

17:01:00 mircea_popescu: http://www.eva.ro/dragoste/sex/poveste-adevarata-m-au-violat-ca-sa-nu-mai-fiu-lesbiana-articol-37722.html

17:01:14 mircea_popescu: article about lezzie that got raped "curatively". comment section ? lezzies dating

17:01:18 mircea_popescu: fascinating romania.

17:02:45 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9566 @ 0.00087082 = 8.3303 BTC [-] {2}

17:03:21 nubbins`: http://yro.slashdot.org/story/13/12/10/1352228/3-d-printed-gun-ban-fails-in-senate

17:03:22 ozbot: 3-D Printed Gun Ban Fails In Senate - Slashdot

17:03:59 mircea_popescu: awww

17:04:29 nubbins`: so much for illegal shapes

17:04:37 nubbins`: i'd love a 3d printer, can't justify it

17:05:05 ThickAsThieves: all i see when i look at 3d printers is cancer

17:05:20 ThickAsThieves: reminds me of the fear i had loading Xerox machines

17:05:29 nubbins`: what, as opposed to all the other plastic you come into contact in the run of a day?

17:05:48 ThickAsThieves: well i inhale as little a spossible

17:06:03 ThickAsThieves: (plastic dust)

17:06:24 nubbins`: i'm not sure 3d printers produce dust

17:06:36 nubbins`: but anyway, if you smell plastic, it's in your body

17:06:40 nubbins`: likely for a very long time

17:06:46 ThickAsThieves: ok

17:06:48 mircea_popescu: afaik the phtalates (softening agents) are the main problem with "normal" plastics

17:06:55 mircea_popescu: afaik 3d printing doesn't use them

17:07:04 mircea_popescu: (cause too expensive/difficult, mostly)

17:07:18 ThickAsThieves: so no need for masks when 3d printing?

17:07:26 mircea_popescu: yes, but for the solvents

17:07:29 mircea_popescu: just like printing.

17:07:54 mircea_popescu: now, as far as solvents go toluene (used to be widely used in the 70s etc) is actually carginogenic

17:08:00 mircea_popescu: but has been disused for > 20 years buy now.

17:08:19 ThickAsThieves: sell later

17:08:25 nubbins`: the hip thing these days is to use acetone vapor to take the jagged edges off rough 3d prints

17:08:40 nubbins`: if anything, that's the dangerous step

17:08:42 mircea_popescu: good excuse for a little acetone trippin'.

17:09:11 nubbins`: generally they use ABS and PLA plastics, not sure about the specifics of either

17:09:40 nubbins`: ah, lego is made from ABS

17:09:45 nubbins`: and everyone eats those

17:09:52 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] 1 @ 0.16 BTC [+]

17:09:54 nubbins`: i'm told lego sandwiches are a danish delicacy

17:10:00 mircea_popescu: lmao

17:10:53 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18200 @ 0.00086963 = 15.8273 BTC [-] {2}

17:12:37 mircea_popescu: actually since we're on the topic, it's good policy to throw out all old plastic in the house (>3 years or so) and replace it with modern plastic (if made in the us or eu, past coupla years)

17:12:51 mircea_popescu: an especially good time to do so is when preparing the house for the first baby.

17:13:14 mircea_popescu: this is especially true of any pvc items, if you can recognise pvc

17:13:59 ThickAsThieves: but my box of wires!

17:14:05 nubbins`: pvc is nasty

17:14:10 mircea_popescu: the reason would be that phtalates are toxic, and unbound to the actual plastic, so they leak out as the thing breaks down through age/sun exposure

17:14:24 mircea_popescu: whereas it's been mostly phased out of production, so no longer used as a plasticizer since ~2010/2012

17:14:44 nubbins`: honestly believe plastic will be the ultimate downfall of man

17:15:42 ThickAsThieves: legalization of marijuana will be the downfall of man

17:15:43 nubbins`: or, y'know, some sort of meteor impact

17:15:45 ThickAsThieves: hehe

17:15:48 nubbins`: heh

17:15:58 nubbins`: no, legalization of marijuana will be the downfall of government

17:15:58 mircea_popescu: failure to kiss my pinky ring will be downfall of woman.

17:16:01 mircea_popescu: man, nobody cares about.

17:16:08 nubbins`: pinky ring? hmm, kind of gay

17:16:17 ThickAsThieves: his other fingers are busy

17:16:20 mircea_popescu: no, homo!

17:16:46 mircea_popescu: you know... we need a dedicated #bitcoin-assets band.

17:16:54 mircea_popescu: rap, heavy metal, something.

17:17:00 nubbins`: i play drums!

17:17:12 ThickAsThieves: i make beats and have a studio

17:17:13 mircea_popescu: they could make songs about shit being discussed, and get bittips

17:17:18 ThickAsThieves: and play guitar

17:17:26 ThickAsThieves: and some keys

17:17:26 pankkake: there's already a bitcoin song http://youtu.be/fZfg1Gtcg08

17:17:29 mircea_popescu: could be like, pretty edgy

17:17:42 ThickAsThieves: does bitbet know about the bitcoin song?

17:17:44 ThickAsThieves: didnt think so

17:17:45 nubbins`: "the downfall of men"

17:17:50 mircea_popescu: pankkake i don't mean one song. i mean a fucking band. a song a month

17:17:51 nubbins`: there's an album right there

17:18:19 pankkake: I can already say I can't do anything

17:18:26 mircea_popescu: i could perhaps get chicks to show up for nude vids to go with teh muzak

17:18:30 ThickAsThieves: you can be the webmaster

17:18:32 nubbins`: hmmmm

17:18:37 nubbins`: we could sell merch

17:19:03 mircea_popescu: once it gets popular it can have it's own fucking F! show

17:19:09 mircea_popescu: cable is desperate for content anyway

17:19:16 ThickAsThieves: yknow there really is room for a bitcoin-famous and themed band

17:19:17 mircea_popescu: there's a living in here.

17:19:24 the20year: What are your feelings on ciphertrade, everyone?

17:19:36 nubbins`: heh, there's a 6'7" metal guitarist guiding a dump truck down my dead-end street

17:19:42 ThickAsThieves: we try not to get emotional about it the20year

17:19:54 mircea_popescu: nubbins` you mean as in height ?!

17:19:57 nubbins`: yeah

17:20:02 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15865 @ 0.00086692 = 13.7537 BTC [-] {3}

17:20:04 mircea_popescu: wow.

17:20:10 nubbins`: nod

17:20:12 ThickAsThieves: made of metal?

17:20:14 ThickAsThieves: impressive

17:20:15 nubbins`: his band is called "crossboners"

17:20:23 mircea_popescu: they do a lot of docking ?

17:20:26 nubbins`: lel

17:20:44 nubbins`: we (dick surgery) played a show with them once

17:20:46 mircea_popescu: the shit i learn from the internet.

17:21:12 ThickAsThieves: so there must be all kindsa great song names

17:21:25 ThickAsThieves: I Wanna Hold (Your Assets)

17:21:40 mircea_popescu: lol

17:21:45 mircea_popescu: moar like

17:21:50 mircea_popescu: Moving Forward & Resolution

17:22:10 mircea_popescu: We Were Married Two Weeks Ago

17:22:27 ThickAsThieves: It's Time for an Update

17:22:28 mircea_popescu: (And It Hasn't Happened Yet)

17:22:46 ThickAsThieves: Reddit Stole My Baby

17:22:47 mircea_popescu: Amazingly Great News

17:23:05 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 5 @ 0.02499999 = 0.125 BTC [+] {2}

17:23:06 ThickAsThieves: We Are the Wealthy Elite

17:23:07 mircea_popescu: actually first album should probably be We are a Company

17:23:31 ThickAsThieves: The Company Lyin

17:23:38 nubbins`: ah, lovely, i was hoping i'd spill a full mug of coffee all over the table today

17:23:49 nubbins`: where's my to-do list...

17:24:24 ThickAsThieves: Weak Hands, Strong Heart

17:24:24 nubbins`: asjlieurhgipfhgiuegheiwru water too?!?!?!?!?!

17:24:26 nubbins`: AAAAHHHH

17:24:53 nubbins`: mother fucker

17:25:12 ThickAsThieves: The Bitcoin is in the Mail

17:25:26 pankkake: Chip in for some Cheap Shares

17:25:49 mircea_popescu: so in todays installment of fml, few days ago i get a gallon of plum juice, then yest i spend the day getting drunk with the guy who gave it to me. total intake ~1.7 liters of pure alcohol past 7 days. today, chick i know wants me to pls answer some q's for this study she's doing for school.

17:26:25 ThickAsThieves: 1. How much do you drink?

17:26:26 mircea_popescu: it's, of course, about alcohol consumption. after 5 questions she's like... well that's nice, you exceed the total so far.

17:26:45 nubbins`: haha

17:26:54 mircea_popescu: i'm like "no but this is exceptional. it's not the real me! i didn't even get drunk!

17:26:59 ThickAsThieves: You Can Reset My 2fa Anytime

17:27:00 mircea_popescu: hey this stuff is great, you shouyld try it sometime!"

17:27:08 nubbins`: "it's not the real me!"

17:27:12 nubbins`: if i had a dollar...

17:27:26 mircea_popescu: you could almost afford a bitcoin ?

17:28:07 nubbins`: people still buy those?

17:28:10 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.334 = 1.67 BTC [-]

17:28:18 mircea_popescu: not in the us.

17:28:25 nubbins`: heh!

17:28:27 mircea_popescu: they're against democracy there.

17:28:34 mircea_popescu: wait I got it!

17:28:43 mircea_popescu: This Is A Small Amount of First Album

17:28:46 mircea_popescu: that's the first album

17:28:48 ThickAsThieves: ron paul says bitcoin is the destroyer of all

17:28:58 nubbins`: the destroyer of worlds

17:29:01 mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves he's just quoting mp.

17:29:01 pankkake: I Got Scammed And I Liked It

17:29:11 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.33300013 = 0.999 BTC [-] {2}

17:29:12 nubbins`: i thought that was oppenheimer.

17:29:19 mircea_popescu: maybe moar like i got scammed but maybe it didn't really happen

17:29:35 ThickAsThieves: Do You Even Mine?

17:29:38 mircea_popescu: o ya

17:29:39 mircea_popescu: def.

17:29:41 nubbins`: IPOh My God

17:29:49 mircea_popescu: haha

17:30:02 pankkake: The Coins Are Gone

17:30:05 ThickAsThieves: IPOMG

17:30:21 mircea_popescu: Gettin' it on the ground floor.

17:30:54 nubbins`: Slaughter House Three

17:30:59 nubbins`: wait, how many of them were there?

17:31:05 nubbins`: please say 5

17:31:06 mircea_popescu: The Reports Were In The Pudding. We Ated It.

17:31:14 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9850 @ 0.00086656 = 8.5356 BTC [-]

17:31:19 ThickAsThieves: I Was Gonna Pay Dividends, But Then I Got Hacked

17:31:27 mircea_popescu: hahaah

17:31:47 mircea_popescu: Cold Wallet < Hot Wallet

17:31:51 nubbins`: I'm Not Really Here: The Story of Your Funds

17:32:09 mircea_popescu: Listen To The Sound Of Lag

17:32:16 mircea_popescu: also Laggerban

17:32:21 mircea_popescu: Laggerband*

17:33:07 nubbins`: Blockchained Melody

17:33:10 mircea_popescu: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2JbJuZU6i0

17:33:11 ozbot: Rick Ross In New York"Kiss My Pinky Ring" Official Music Video(50 cent diss) - YouTube

17:33:11 ThickAsThieves: lol

17:33:27 nubbins`: lel @ "diss tracks"

17:33:43 ThickAsThieves: we need a vocalist

17:33:45 nubbins`: diss track, son // distraction

17:33:49 mircea_popescu: guy can't rap either.

17:33:57 ThickAsThieves: rick ross is so horrible

17:34:03 ThickAsThieves: RUUHHHH

17:34:17 pankkake: Hotel Bitcoinica

17:34:23 Apocalyptic: ^^

17:34:25 nubbins`: lovely place

17:34:31 mircea_popescu: but you can't never leave.

17:34:38 nubbins`: gimme some divs at the hotel bitcoinica

17:34:57 mircea_popescu: Guise How To Make Exchange?

17:35:30 ThickAsThieves: Decentralize This Book

17:35:35 nubbins`: hahaha

17:35:46 kanzure: decentralize this food bank

17:36:09 mircea_popescu: Decentralized Vajina

17:36:10 nubbins`: pretty lulzy that people from all over are donating to this one place that feeds the homeless

17:36:22 kanzure: is it good food?

17:36:22 nubbins`: while likely simultaneously doing fuck-all in their own communities

17:36:35 nubbins`: BITCOIN!

17:36:37 mircea_popescu: nubbins` you don't understand the magic of it.

17:36:45 mircea_popescu: do you know what nimby means nubbins` ?

17:36:51 nubbins`: yah, of course

17:36:55 mircea_popescu: well that's the appeal

17:36:55 nubbins`: i live in north america

17:37:00 mircea_popescu: feed the homeless OVER THERE

17:37:03 nubbins`: heh

17:37:08 mircea_popescu: so they all either starve in our own community or move there

17:37:10 mircea_popescu: problem solved.

17:37:24 nubbins`: if they stopped to think for a moment, they'd probably realize that they'd rather have their local homeless be well-fed

17:37:31 nubbins`: but ya know

17:37:34 mircea_popescu: no thety wouldn't. homeless = mobile.

17:37:37 nubbins`: it's not called thinkcoin

17:37:42 mircea_popescu: let them pack and move to that one place where they get fed.

17:37:47 nubbins`: i live on an island

17:37:55 mircea_popescu: even a dog can swim.

17:37:56 nubbins`: homeless != mobile

17:38:04 nubbins`: yah, but for 12 hours?

17:38:17 mircea_popescu: twist : MPOE-PR would do vocals.

17:38:35 ThickAsThieves: oh yeah?

17:38:36 mircea_popescu: O, you need a vocalist for the btc version of anal cunt? i'd do that ;D

17:38:36 mircea_popescu: would you ?

17:38:36 mircea_popescu: absolutely

17:38:38 nubbins`: i suppose if you had a floatation device, you could take the currents to montreal

17:38:40 nubbins`: not sure tho

17:39:00 nubbins`: anal cunt, now there's a throwback

17:39:06 pankkake: hehe

17:39:06 nubbins`: one of those guys died a few years ago

17:39:27 ThickAsThieves: See Here.

17:39:31 mircea_popescu: hahaha

17:39:46 pankkake: well that's the main AC guy: (NSFW) http://i53.tinypic.com/123mez9.jpg

17:40:09 Diablo-D3: -_-`

17:40:29 mircea_popescu: only faggots put nsfw warnings on pics that contain no cunt.

17:40:37 nubbins`: lel

17:40:41 nubbins`: tying off with a patch cord

17:40:56 ThickAsThieves: you know youre a rockstar when

17:41:12 pankkake: naken man is more nsfw than naked female

17:41:17 thestringpuller: mircea_popescu doesn't put any nsfw tags on anything

17:41:18 mircea_popescu: when your dick and balls fit in one mouth ?

17:41:19 Diablo-D3: and its a half way decent patch cord too

17:41:20 nubbins`: well he obv didn't have a belt handy, so...

17:41:28 thestringpuller: thus I can't read fraudsters at work

17:41:43 mircea_popescu: ;;google site:fraudsters.com nsfw

17:41:43 gribble: NSFW - Well, what's in a picture ? pe fraudsters - Un blog de Mircea ...: http://fraudsters.com/nsfw-well-whats-in-a-picture; [NSFW] Test de cultura locala pe fraudsters - Un blog de Mircea ...: http://fraudsters.com/nsfw-test-de-cultura-locala; The froth of our days pe fraudsters - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.: http://fraudsters.com/2013/the-froth-of-our-days/

17:41:46 mircea_popescu: HA!

17:41:59 thestringpuller: lolol

17:42:00 thestringpuller: okay okay

17:42:24 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 65 @ 0.00331349 = 0.2154 BTC [+] {5}

17:43:07 mircea_popescu: penis is nsfw ? seriously ?!

17:43:25 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.3330001 = 0.666 BTC [-]

17:43:33 nubbins`: yipes

17:43:38 pankkake: you have to undertand the W part

17:43:40 nubbins`: i brought my penis to work literally every day

17:43:45 nubbins`: good thing nobody found out

17:43:46 pankkake: better be a perv at work than a gay at work

17:45:06 mircea_popescu: ok so this band, does it actually have anyone ? what's it need, a drummer an electric guitar, alead vocal ?

17:45:18 nubbins`: you'll need bass too

17:45:25 Diablo-D3: and a guy on keyboard

17:45:28 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5850 @ 0.00087047 = 5.0922 BTC [+]

17:45:38 mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves if all the people in the band connect in a skype conference, can you pull youtube sound out of that ?

17:45:39 nubbins`: keyboard changes the whole dynamic, choose wisely

17:45:46 ThickAsThieves: well if you just wanna record, i can cover any missing parts rreally

17:45:47 nubbins`: mircea_popescu: lag, impossible

17:45:51 ThickAsThieves: but if you wanna perform

17:45:54 ThickAsThieves: thats diff

17:46:02 Diablo-D3: just do what daft punk does

17:46:12 Diablo-D3: rip ALL the samples \o/

17:46:13 mircea_popescu: just record to start.

17:46:17 nubbins`: best is to figure out a basic song structure, start with drums, then overdub everything else

17:46:24 mircea_popescu: nubbins` you don't understand. lag is part of our legacy.

17:46:28 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 290 @ 0.00303274 = 0.8795 BTC [-] {2}

17:46:29 nubbins`: heh

17:46:29 mircea_popescu: o you can overdub ?

17:46:35 pankkake: Straight Outta Timisoara

17:46:38 mircea_popescu: dub you hear that ? you obsolete fuck you.

17:46:42 Diablo-D3: OVERWUB

17:46:42 nubbins`: me personally no, but anyone with a reasonable setup could


17:47:03 mircea_popescu: if this thing manages to record a song i'd ipo it :D

17:47:13 ThickAsThieves: do we have a style in mind?

17:47:21 ThickAsThieves: the girl wants to punk or?

17:47:21 mircea_popescu: let's start simple

17:47:23 nubbins`: comedy rock

17:47:24 mircea_popescu: do we have a mind ?

17:47:29 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 15 @ 0.05 = 0.75 BTC

17:47:30 nubbins`: punk drums, too fast

17:47:44 nubbins`: did we have any clear winners with song names?

17:47:58 ThickAsThieves: she might only be comfortable with certain styles

17:48:03 nubbins`: best to get lyrics sorted, few verses, maybe a chorus

17:48:12 mircea_popescu: prolly best start with lyrics.

17:48:31 pankkake: hehe perhaps I can try to write some lyrics after all!

17:48:44 pankkake: need to find a theme

17:48:52 pankkake: to focus on

17:48:58 nubbins`: two weeks

17:49:06 mircea_popescu: tell you what, to get the ball rolling : im putting a 0.1 btc prize on the lyrics.

17:49:09 nubbins`: or ipo

17:49:13 mircea_popescu: whoever makes a set that's accepted gets it

17:49:25 mircea_popescu: then we see if she can sing it, and if something can be patched together out of it

17:49:27 mircea_popescu: howssat.

17:49:31 nubbins`: lovely

17:49:34 pankkake: I'd buy the CD!

17:49:35 Diablo-D3: jesus why does audio output on everything suck

17:49:36 ThickAsThieves: soundss good

17:49:36 pankkake: or vinyl

17:49:41 mircea_popescu: it can be anything, rap, country and western, w/e.

17:49:41 ThickAsThieves: lemme know if you need anything

17:49:53 nubbins`: i'd buy it on vinyl

17:49:53 Diablo-D3: and why isnt my new dac and amp here yet

17:49:54 mircea_popescu: pankkake cd = certificate of deposit noob!

17:49:55 nubbins`: cds are for suckers

17:49:55 ThickAsThieves: like drum loop or whatevs

17:50:04 mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves prolly will need everything.

17:50:23 ThickAsThieves: well if you give me a hint of style

17:50:31 ThickAsThieves: i can probly emulate and innovate

17:50:41 nubbins`: you could open-source the music and invite people to submit covers

17:50:41 mircea_popescu: there may be something in this.

17:50:52 nubbins`: Deerhoof once released the sheet music to one of their songs before it was released

17:51:11 mircea_popescu: anyway, deadline for submitted lyrics is monday.

17:51:15 mircea_popescu: let's see if this baby lives.

17:51:33 ThickAsThieves: k

17:53:15 the20year: who did you migrate trading to tat?

17:53:54 nubbins`: what rhymes with weeks?

17:54:07 the20year: teaks

17:54:15 nubbins`: sneaks

17:55:49 mircea_popescu: sweex

17:55:56 mircea_popescu: my fav sound eq makers.

17:56:05 nubbins`: there once was a man who accepted our coins

17:56:11 nubbins`: with a butterfly shirt and a penchant for groins

17:56:20 nubbins`: we asked for a date and he said "oh, two weeks!"

17:56:29 nubbins`: it is then we suspected we were dealing with sneaks

17:56:38 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 1000 @ 0.00049999 = 0.5 BTC [+]

17:56:41 nubbins`: the weeks turned to months, and the months into years

17:56:45 pankkake: :o

17:56:49 nubbins`: as the hashrate still rose, we succumbed to our tears

17:57:07 nubbins`: that's a start anyway

17:57:10 pankkake: I must admit I'm cheating with a rhyming dictionnary, but I have my my non-nativeness as an excuse

17:57:14 mircea_popescu: youy know, as a lateral thought, it occurs to me that if this actually happens, all the other kids that hoped and dreamed to make a band will be SO butthurt jealous...

17:57:25 mircea_popescu: never had a chance, never had the means, never had a hope.

17:58:40 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 2424 @ 0.000115 = 0.2788 BTC [-]

17:58:41 nubbins`: we refreshed the page and examined each line

17:58:47 nubbins`: in search of a clue as to when we could mine

17:59:06 mircea_popescu: that's not bad

17:59:22 mircea_popescu: jesus i can't believe anal cunt has a 50 page wikipedia entry, complete with neckbeard graphs and dioramas.

17:59:37 mircea_popescu: what the fuck, it was always a bored guy. not noteworthy in any sense.

18:00:23 nubbins`: the rep on the forums deflected our pleas

18:00:29 nubbins`: while drinking fine wines and eating nice cheese

18:00:40 pankkake: dragon ball z must have 300+ entries

18:00:53 pankkake: and let's not talk of pokémon

18:01:01 mircea_popescu: how can anal cunt have a longer article than stoya.

18:01:21 pankkake: anyway it's easy to make an anal cunt song: take a subject, say it's gay

18:01:23 ThickAsThieves: maybe he's so bored he moderates his own page

18:01:24 pankkake: and give it AIDS

18:01:56 nubbins`: "but surely a product, a business must need",

18:02:02 nubbins`: the orderers wailed at the company's greed

18:02:17 mircea_popescu: pankkake along those lines, cardano's test bench has so far generated gigabytes worth of anal cunt lead vocals and kbd.

18:03:51 nubbins`: we started to frown as the waiting time grew

18:03:57 nubbins`: and the company doused usb hubs with glue

18:04:01 mircea_popescu: lol nubbins` has engaged vexual mode.

18:04:14 ThickAsThieves: stoned?

18:04:15 nubbins`: i'm on a roll!

18:04:19 nubbins`: tat, not yet

18:06:29 asciilifeform: there ought to be a naughty bitmap or two in that Gb.

18:09:51 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 36 @ 0.33108334 = 11.919 BTC [-] {5}

18:09:53 nubbins`: then one day a miner appeared at a door

18:09:59 nubbins`: and the pre-orders began to pour in once more

18:10:22 nubbins`: "return on investment", the naysayer's phrase,

18:10:30 nubbins`: steadfastly ignored as we counted the days

18:10:52 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4550 @ 0.00086656 = 3.9428 BTC [-]

18:11:08 nubbins`: hoping one day that soon we'd have red cheeks

18:11:12 nubbins`: tired from smiling.....

18:11:15 nubbins`: after waiting two weeks.

18:12:25 deadweasel: so it looks like youj're making a childrens book for bitcoin?

18:13:43 nubbins`: nah, we're trying to record an album

18:13:57 nubbins`: altho it does have a "night before christmas" feel, hey

18:15:10 nubbins`: pre-order money is better than gold; it's free and it smells nice and never grows mold

18:16:23 nubbins`: pre-order hardware, six months down the road, is like a fine prince, turned into a toad

18:17:12 nubbins`: pre-order dreams and pre-order hopes, pre-order buyers on pre-order ropes

18:21:02 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.33 = 1.65 BTC [-]

18:22:27 nubbins`: inaba decided to give us some grief, with a shit-eating grin and a faint smell of queef

18:24:05 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26990 @ 0.00086639 = 23.3839 BTC [-] {3}

18:25:35 ThickAsThieves: I actually have a song i never finished that lyrics kinda fit the idea

18:25:59 nubbins`: a jonathan richman sort of style would be great for this

18:26:28 ThickAsThieves: kinda unclear if it's sposed to be a funny effort or not

18:26:56 ThickAsThieves: your writing so far implies so

18:27:12 nubbins`: mildly tongue-in-cheek, at least

18:27:44 ThickAsThieves: faint smell of queef

18:27:46 nubbins`: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysaBHTwazjk

18:27:46 ozbot: Jonathan Richman - Since She Started to Ride - YouTube

18:27:47 ThickAsThieves: mild indeed

18:28:06 morg_: Hello

18:28:13 nubbins`: hi

18:28:15 morg_: Anyone invested in PETA?

18:28:27 morg_: Hi nubbins

18:28:43 nubbins`: no, i can't see how investing in mining is a good idea

18:28:52 morg_: How come?

18:28:57 nubbins`: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjFU98mEem4

18:28:57 ozbot: Jonathan Richman - I Was Dancing In The Lesbian Bar Live - YouTube

18:32:13 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [7C] 20 @ 0.0077 = 0.154 BTC

18:33:23 nubbins`: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPHuZ_8xGGM

18:33:24 ozbot: Jonathan Richman - Vampire Girl ln.mp4.mp4 - YouTube

18:33:32 nubbins`: may just spend the rest of the day listening to jonathan richman

18:33:42 nubbins`: an inspiration to us all

18:34:26 ThickAsThieves: bitcoin just wants to rally

18:34:29 ThickAsThieves: ;;ticker

18:34:30 gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 980.1211, Best ask: 984.0, Bid-ask spread: 3.87890, Last trade: 980.1211, 24 hour volume: 15740.77510427, 24 hour low: 864.0, 24 hour high: 985.0, 24 hour vwap: 941.24088

18:36:17 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 600 @ 0.00290015 = 1.7401 BTC [-] {9}

18:36:25 Korbman: the sooner the better...I've got some bills coming up :P

18:39:20 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.34169 BTC [+]

18:40:21 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 3 @ 0.1173 = 0.3519 BTC [+] {3}

18:40:26 nubbins`: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_1sA0PVArw

18:40:27 ozbot: Jonathan Richman - Girlfriend / Roadrunner - YouTube

18:42:31 nubbins`: "well, that's a G-I-R-L-F-R-E-N / that's a girlfriend / that's somethin' that i'd understand"

18:44:02 nubbins`: amazíng

18:44:25 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 1 @ 0.118 BTC [+]

18:46:53 nubbins`: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mH5nJfMjvM

18:46:53 ozbot: Jonathan Richman - YouTube

18:48:29 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 14 @ 0.05 = 0.7 BTC

18:48:54 thestringpuller: is there a way to grep all the trades from the logs?

18:49:13 TomServo: Is this a trick question?

18:49:59 deadweasel: interesting development method: http://tip4commit.com/projects/102

18:50:16 Kleeck: Wow. Apparently I'm banned from #bitconmarkets. I feel I should celebrate.

18:50:29 jurov: ;;ticker

18:50:30 gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 1017.0, Best ask: 1019.0, Bid-ask spread: 2.00000, Last trade: 1019.0, 24 hour volume: 17521.42724005, 24 hour low: 864.0, 24 hour high: 1019.99999, 24 hour vwap: 947.92164

18:50:31 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.34169 = 1.0251 BTC [+]

18:50:33 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 2500 @ 0.000115 = 0.2875 BTC [-]

18:50:34 Kleeck: well, #bitcoinmarkets, not bitconmarkets

18:51:06 mircea_popescu: Kleeck all the chans i never knew existed

18:51:07 jurov: thestringpuller, just watch #bitcoin-assets-trades?

18:51:19 jurov: this one is censored anyway

18:51:31 Kleeck: bitcoinmarkets used to be good... once upon a time...

18:51:44 mircea_popescu: http://bitbet.us/bet/519/btc-network-difficulty-to-top-1b-before-2014/ << is this over 1mn fiats yet ?

18:51:46 ozbot: BitBet - BTC network difficulty to top 1B before 2014

18:54:33 mircea_popescu: http://www.thedrinkingrecord.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Screenshot-from-2013-12-09-222015.png << i wonder how acurate that shit is.

18:54:38 mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo mostly read by rich azns ?

18:58:49 ThickAsThieves: ;;ticker

18:58:51 gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 1015.0, Best ask: 1024.0, Bid-ask spread: 9.00000, Last trade: 1015.0, 24 hour volume: 18596.29822859, 24 hour low: 864.0, 24 hour high: 1025.06084, 24 hour vwap: 952.12501

18:59:26 nubbins`: ThickAsThieves: anyway, to answer your question from earlier, i'm not sure there's a way to write a song about bitcoin that isn't funny

19:00:29 ThickAsThieves: MPOE-PR writes about bitcoin without being funny

19:00:41 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6550 @ 0.00086631 = 5.6743 BTC [-]

19:01:03 nubbins`: well, arguably, but assuming that's so -- it doesn't mean it can translate into music with a straight face

19:01:29 ThickAsThieves: angry hateful music

19:01:44 ThickAsThieves: or fed up music

19:02:00 ThickAsThieves: or elitist

19:02:01 nubbins`: nine inch nails by and for financial professionals

19:02:10 thestringpuller: nine inch nails is far from elitist

19:02:12 thestringpuller: don't even go there

19:02:15 nubbins`: songs raging about bond returns

19:02:19 thestringpuller: dude

19:02:19 nubbins`: lel

19:02:20 pankkake: https://bitbucket.org/pankkake/asslyrics/src/555a4ed277d25c919e519e15106148037e19827c/hotelbitcoinica.txt?at=master

19:02:21 ozbot: pankkake / asslyrics

19:02:22 thestringpuller: no

19:02:22 thestringpuller: no

19:02:24 thestringpuller: NO

19:02:30 nubbins`: ah, my sides

19:02:30 thestringpuller: Lol.

19:02:37 thestringpuller: The Fragile is the most gangsta album ever

19:02:44 thestringpuller: You know why? Because Dr. Dre helped Trent mix it.

19:02:57 nubbins`: "the fragile / she doesn't see her beauty / i won't let you fall apart"

19:03:02 nubbins`: pre-t-t-y gangsta

19:03:06 thestringpuller: MPOE-PR is more of straight thrash metal

19:03:09 thestringpuller: like some Slayer Shit

19:03:11 thestringpuller: Reign of Blood yo

19:03:16 nubbins`: well sure

19:03:24 nubbins`: but can you imagine slayer singing about bitcoins?

19:03:40 thestringpuller: I can imagine lil jon sampling slayer and rapping about bitcoins

19:03:42 ThickAsThieves: pankkake this would be a good Zhou Thong track

19:04:01 nubbins`: thestringpuller: and i can imagine my sides literally splitting open

19:04:11 pankkake: the hardest part for me is that I don't know if it sounds right

19:04:12 ThickAsThieves: other than that it mentions him...

19:04:18 pankkake: eh

19:04:24 pankkake: also I don't know much about Bitcoinica

19:04:39 ThickAsThieves: gox supposedly has the money

19:04:47 ThickAsThieves: is part of that story

19:05:16 ThickAsThieves: Ballin' With Mark

19:05:42 nubbins`: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hl8EHxGJSwc

19:05:43 ozbot: Jonathan Richman - Lonely Financial Zone 1976.wmv - YouTube

19:05:44 thestringpuller: broke nigga's wanna jack shit tight

19:05:47 thestringpuller: JUST BOUGHT A CADILLAC

19:06:11 pankkake: google translate's thing has the worst reading ever

19:10:14 twizt: anyone know a good btc/ltc datafeed

19:10:21 twizt: real-time

19:11:37 benkay: ;;ticker --market btcavg

19:11:37 gribble: BitcoinAverage BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 964.84, Best ask: 969.76, Bid-ask spread: 4.92000, Last trade: 967.5, 24 hour volume: 70816.6, 24 hour low: None, 24 hour high: None, 24 hour vwap: 917.99

19:12:25 benkay: wowee mpoe

19:13:54 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.05 = 0.25 BTC

19:20:01 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17050 @ 0.00086769 = 14.7941 BTC [+] {2}

19:20:41 benkay: i want to see an s.nsa ssh dongle too.

19:22:01 FabianB_: ;;bc,stats

19:22:03 gribble: Current Blocks: 274217 | Current Difficulty: 9.08350862437022E8 | Next Difficulty At Block: 276191 | Next Difficulty In: 1974 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 1 week, 2 days, 16 hours, 14 minutes, and 7 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 1239200145.04 | Estimated Percent Change: 36.42307

19:22:12 FabianB_: wtf

19:23:09 pankkake: ;;estimate

19:23:10 gribble: Next difficulty estimate | 1239200145.04 based on data since last change | 894132728.373 based on data for last three days

19:26:31 asciilifeform: benkay: ssh dongle?

19:26:52 benkay: wave hands to a certain extent

19:27:02 asciilifeform: still curious what you had in mind.

19:27:06 benkay: but i want to ssh into a box with a cardano-like device

19:28:07 benkay: i suppose this is possible with a vm on a usb stick

19:28:23 asciilifeform: what you're probably thinking of (or what you will think of, if you think long enough) is: secure terminal. complete with keyboard and display.

19:28:39 asciilifeform: this could happen at some point.

19:28:54 benkay: educate me plz!

19:29:30 benkay: ah i imagine because i have to enter plaintext at some point on the potentially compromised computer

19:29:41 asciilifeform: benkay: hardware is not a magic pill. it must have a purpose. consider what parts of your current setup strike you as questionable.

19:30:37 thestringpuller: i have toy fishies in my water cool line

19:30:47 thestringpuller: they go around like an aquarium pretty dope

19:30:53 thestringpuller: that's the only reason I have water cooling

19:31:11 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.05 = 0.25 BTC

19:32:12 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14332 @ 0.00086865 = 12.4495 BTC [+]

19:32:17 asciilifeform: thestringpuller: suggested experiment: add to your water tank, a few drops of the 'perfume' used to scent natural gas.

19:32:27 asciilifeform: you will almost certainly discover that your machine leaks.

19:35:19 mircea_popescu: mercaptane

19:35:41 asciilifeform: methyl mercaptane, right. you can buy it easily enough.

19:35:57 asciilifeform: don't pop the vial indoors.

19:36:16 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 9 @ 0.0254 = 0.2286 BTC [+]

19:37:00 asciilifeform: i had cpu water for a few years, '01-04. lost quite a few boards to slow leaks, despite first-class seals.

19:37:03 asciilifeform: 'water grinds even stone.'

19:37:38 deadweasel: most water cooled pumps will gurgle a bit while they get going, right?

19:37:48 benkay: what are the downsides of oil cooling systems?

19:37:56 asciilifeform: impeller pumps designed for aquarium, yes.

19:37:57 deadweasel: maintenance

19:38:06 deadweasel: asciilifeform: thanks.

19:38:09 asciilifeform: well, immersion oil sucks. you will burst electrolytic caps

19:38:18 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 668 @ 0.00086997 = 0.5811 BTC [+]

19:38:21 asciilifeform: and all exposed contacts will be coated. no upgrades.

19:38:54 asciilifeform: people with infinite money use Fluorinert (as seen in Cray II.) $500/liter or so.

19:39:17 asciilifeform: phun phact: fluorinert dissolves oxygen very readily - you can breathe under it.

19:39:19 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 1 @ 0.118 BTC [+]

19:39:39 asciilifeform: http://i.imgur.com/G3hgX.jpg

19:40:20 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 7 @ 0.32515999 = 2.2761 BTC [-] {6}

19:41:17 asciilifeform: just about any oil you can get cheaply is poisonous, flammable, or both.

19:41:21 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.3201 = 0.6402 BTC [-]

19:41:22 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 6666 @ 0.00299882 = 19.9901 BTC [-] {4}

19:42:32 asciilifeform: if you're going for classical (thermoblocks, pipes) vs. immersion cooling, use water. it pretty much can't be beat re: heat capacity.

19:42:59 mike_c: has a human ever tried to breathe fluorinert?

19:44:00 asciilifeform: mike_c: afaik it's been used in medicine - children born with breathing problems, or something like that

19:44:17 asciilifeform: not standard, because $$$$$

19:44:38 mike_c: crazy. i'll put it at the bottom of the bucket list.

19:44:40 asciilifeform: usually cheaper to make a new baby

19:45:25 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 100 @ 0.003 = 0.3 BTC [+]

19:45:31 asciilifeform: always wondered if some truly loaded fellow has a swimming pool of fluorinert.

19:46:04 asciilifeform: i wouldn't - you still have to get the stuff out of your lungs eventually

19:46:08 asciilifeform: (head stand?)

19:46:46 asciilifeform: ever see a stage performer breathe sulfur hexafluoride?

19:46:51 asciilifeform: opposite of 'helium voice'

19:46:56 mike_c: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liquid_breathing#Medical_treatment

19:46:57 ozbot: Liquid breathing - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

19:47:03 asciilifeform: heavier than air, so you have to do a head stand afterwards.

19:49:29 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.3203 = 1.6015 BTC [+] {2}

19:50:30 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 10 @ 0.31939999 = 3.194 BTC [-] {4}

19:52:22 mircea_popescu: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=362959.0

19:52:23 ozbot: Looking for IPO Partner: Butter-Bot.com

19:52:24 mircea_popescu: butt-er bot!

19:52:32 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15100 @ 0.00086996 = 13.1364 BTC [-]

19:53:33 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 46 @ 0.00331447 = 0.1525 BTC [-] {3}

19:53:53 benkay: thinnerthanthieves

19:54:01 mike_c: even better use for fluorinert - fat free potato chips.

19:54:03 mike_c: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4gYv2BK-HQ

19:54:03 ozbot: Frying a potato chip in Fluorinert FC-40 - YouTube

19:54:52 mircea_popescu: im not so sure perfluorohexane is safe for ingestion tbh

19:55:03 thestringpuller: ;;google work to do

19:55:04 gribble: WORK TO DO - Isley Brothers - YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08tYrBCgXlU; Work to Do - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Work_to_Do; The Isley Brothers – Work To Do – Listen and discover music at Last ...: http://www.last.fm/music/The+Isley+Brothers/_/Work+To+Do

19:55:06 mike_c: he said he's not eating the chip.

19:55:33 TomServo: there's this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52UAEQfMTtU

19:55:35 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 40 @ 0.0033 = 0.132 BTC [-] {2}

19:56:03 TomServo: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52UAEQfMTtU

19:56:04 ozbot: Mythbusters - Helium and Sulfur Hexafluoride - YouTube

19:56:19 benkay: hey Sabroshi where all the coins at

19:56:33 KRS|Gotyawallet: thestringpuller: if you lke isey brothers do you like contagious?

19:56:37 KRS|Gotyawallet: thats my fav

19:57:03 Sabroshi: They are right behind you

19:57:35 thestringpuller: KRS|Gotyawallet: that's really recent

19:57:39 mike_c: yeah, eating it seems bad: At Cray Research we used Flourinert extensively in the Tritons, and if we ever had a 'burn', where a circuit failed and heated it to boiling, we had to evacuate the building immediately, as the gas is the most powerful carcinogen known... 1 part in 5 billion if memory serves

19:57:56 thestringpuller: well recent in comparison to other Isely discogrpahy timeline

19:58:05 thestringpuller: but yea that's a dope song

19:58:37 thestringpuller: i feel though it is a rehash of Footsteps in the Dark

19:58:38 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 2 @ 0.118 = 0.236 BTC [+]

19:59:39 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 7 @ 0.31771428 = 2.224 BTC [-] {3}

20:00:40 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 8 @ 0.3125 = 2.5 BTC [-] {2}

20:01:41 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 55 @ 0.31078944 = 17.0934 BTC [-] {15}

20:04:05 jurov: omg havelock... another day, anoher ipo

20:04:41 jurov: https://www.havelockinvestments.com/fund.php?symbol=SFI

20:04:52 thestringpuller: lolololol

20:08:16 mike_c: limited partners buy into a vc fund and don't expect to see it back for 10 years

20:09:01 mike_c: somehow i doubt sfi investors are prepared for that.

20:09:41 mike_c: plus the fact that all their money will be gone within 1 year anyway.

20:09:49 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 31 @ 0.00324534 = 0.1006 BTC [-] {6}

20:12:52 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.3105 = 1.242 BTC [-]

20:13:53 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 24077 @ 0.00087014 = 20.9504 BTC [+] {3}

20:13:53 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 71 @ 0.30999293 = 22.0095 BTC [-] {7}

20:13:54 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 52 @ 0.00307694 = 0.16 BTC [-] {2}

20:14:54 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.30896266 = 0.9269 BTC [-] {2}

20:16:56 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 9 @ 0.31240004 = 2.8116 BTC [+] {3}

20:24:03 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 45 @ 0.30599189 = 13.7696 BTC [-] {15}

20:25:55 benkay: jurov: they're funding a wallet!

20:26:24 jurov: ?

20:26:38 benkay: jurov: the list of 'startup descriptions' reads like a list of 'look at these sweet companies we want to copy and or 'invest' into!'

20:26:47 benkay: SFI and grabhive.com

20:28:07 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 6 @ 0.05 = 0.3 BTC

20:37:08 kanzure: "international bitcoin fund for jerks capable of deploying twitter bootstrap themes"

20:37:16 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 100 @ 0.05 = 5 BTC

20:37:17 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 6 @ 0.3015 = 1.809 BTC [-] {2}

20:37:20 kanzure: i IPO in 3 minutes who's with me

20:37:34 dub: how much for a board seat

20:38:17 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 8 @ 0.31925 = 2.554 BTC [+] {2}

20:38:18 benkay: bitcoin nanotech

20:38:18 kanzure: not how it works, the company has to pay the board members

20:38:25 benkay: 5nm asics

20:38:46 benkay: sorry 5 angstrom asics

20:38:51 benkay: amazing team

20:38:51 assbot: AMAZING COMPANY!

20:38:55 benkay: thanks assbot

20:40:25 kanzure: it can only go up/down so it's virtually guaranteed

20:41:20 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 252 @ 0.00049999 = 0.126 BTC [-]

20:42:32 pankkake: https://bitbucket.org/pankkake/asslyrics/src/8a654342a5b6c58881b206b92982ffed7fe3777a/gottabuythemall.txt?at=master

20:42:33 ozbot: pankkake / asslyrics

20:42:46 the20year: how'd they get size down so small when intel is still on 18nm?

20:43:08 pankkake: the chinese have tinier hands

20:43:22 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 1336 @ 0.000115 = 0.1536 BTC [-]

20:43:25 jurov: woo pankkake on a roll

20:43:43 pankkake: and I haven't slept for 24hours

20:43:52 pankkake: ok maybe that explains it

20:44:27 jurov: lol you'll wake up tomorrow wanting to discard it all

20:44:47 jurov: don't do it

20:45:05 pankkake: I can't really judge it, because it's all in broken english in my head

20:45:38 jurov: trash metal dont need no engrish

20:46:59 jurov: you have to find a vocalist with fitting accent tho

20:48:23 kanzure: cypriot black metal?

20:49:24 jurov: o i forgot you already have hannah .. bah, she'll manage :)

20:50:27 mircea_popescu: kanzure> "international bitcoin fund for jerks capable of deploying twitter bootstrap themes" << word

20:50:29 mircea_popescu: dude who are you.

20:50:51 kanzure: i do stuff https://github.com/kanzure

20:51:18 mircea_popescu: new people who are not retarded award. so refreshing.

20:51:30 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 100 @ 0.003 = 0.3 BTC [+]

20:51:41 benkay: there was a css education session yesterday.

20:51:47 benkay: learns quickly award.

20:52:00 mircea_popescu: the end days are near.

20:52:03 kanzure: i am not really new but whatever

20:52:23 mircea_popescu: kanzure a good for you then

20:53:05 mircea_popescu: kanzure http://www.theverge.com/2013/7/1/4485102/winklevoss-bitcoin-trust-aims-to-introduce-investors-to-alternative-curency ?

20:53:16 kanzure: what about it

20:53:27 mircea_popescu: that your article ?

20:53:41 kanzure: oh, unfortunately that's a different asshole named bryan

20:53:45 mircea_popescu: i

20:53:45 mircea_popescu: c

20:53:50 kanzure: there's also a third one that has cancer so i can't talk too much shit about him

20:53:52 mircea_popescu: so what you been up to ?

20:54:09 dub: heh

20:54:23 dub: pankkake is correct

20:54:24 kanzure: software contracting

20:54:56 mircea_popescu: in bitcoin i mean. if not new, then therefore you been doing something ? or just following it ?

20:55:19 kanzure: lurking i guess

20:55:24 mircea_popescu: aha. cool.

20:55:49 kanzure: breaking APIs

20:55:57 kanzure: unauthorized infosec stuff

20:56:42 dub: im working with a chinese vendor in a poc lab on one of my projects, you need tiny hands to work with some of the gear

20:56:50 mircea_popescu: nothing published tho ?

20:57:06 kanzure: i published a paper in the journal of nucleic acid research, does that count? (probably not)

20:57:19 kanzure: excuse me, i mean nucleic acids research

20:57:28 mircea_popescu: re api breaking hehe

20:57:36 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13900 @ 0.00086625 = 12.0409 BTC [-] {2}

20:57:43 kanzure: nah, unfortunately not

20:58:09 kanzure: last year i started downloading all android apps and automatically baksmiling them for various reverse engineering reasons

20:58:16 kanzure: some of the ad networks have very interesting financial data exposed to end users

20:58:37 kanzure: so i'm expecting some of the bitcoin apps will have weird APIs laying around that they forgot to secure from old versions of their apps, etc

20:58:52 mircea_popescu: ha

20:59:08 kanzure: i mean, it's something i would forget, so i'm sure other dorks will too

21:00:39 mircea_popescu: well, i'm all for publicly humiliating the vc circuit and its minions, so,

21:01:04 mircea_popescu: if you need either incentive to break into any bitcoin mobile app or venue to publish the results, i'll gladly listen

21:01:17 kanzure: incentive?

21:01:29 mircea_popescu: well yes.

21:13:04 kanzure: dunno what that means in this case

21:16:55 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6871 @ 0.00086722 = 5.9587 BTC [+] {2}

21:17:18 mircea_popescu: well, what motivates you ?

21:17:56 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13000 @ 0.00086505 = 11.2457 BTC [-] {2}

21:19:58 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 108 @ 0.00290017 = 0.3132 BTC [-] {7}

21:20:59 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 457 @ 0.0029 = 1.3253 BTC [-] {7}

21:22:19 Vexual: Mi aerodeslizador se ha enredado en sus arbustos. Necesitaré una compensación monetaria.

21:23:01 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21414 @ 0.00086491 = 18.5212 BTC [-] {3}

21:24:02 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 20 @ 0.05 = 1 BTC

21:25:03 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [7C] 100 @ 0.0077 = 0.77 BTC

21:29:07 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 890 @ 0.0005 = 0.445 BTC [+] {4}

21:29:40 thestringpuller: gpg rules everything around me

21:32:10 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5553 @ 0.0008645 = 4.8006 BTC [-] {2}

21:35:13 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12660 @ 0.00086444 = 10.9438 BTC [-]

21:37:04 ll: gream?

21:41:48 kanzure: and here i thought they were just yelling out cream for no good reason

21:42:19 thestringpuller: nice

21:42:25 thestringpuller: people get the wu-tang references

21:42:30 thestringpuller: lets get da crypto crypto coin yo

21:42:43 thestringpuller: mircea_popescu stackin' dem coins till they sky high

21:43:27 kanzure: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/17612316/AUDIO/i_have_btc_no_i_wont_link_my_blockchain_lol_noob.mp3

21:43:28 dub: yro.slashdot.org/story/13/12/10/2117234/jpmorgan-files-patent-application-on-bitcoin-killer

21:43:45 kanzure: ah hell i meant

21:43:47 kanzure: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/17612316/AUDIO/i_have_btc_no_i_wont_link_my_blockchain_lol_noob.mp3?dl=1

21:44:16 Apocalyptic: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=258612.msg3827831#msg3827831

21:44:18 ozbot: [BitFunder] Ukyo.Loan - Paying 0.05% daily.

21:44:33 Apocalyptic: "I hope this is the case, I invested with Ukyo due to his reputation" // what kind of reputation did this guy have ?

21:45:03 Sabroshi: What am I sposed to do with shares that people never claim?

21:45:33 kanzure: you want the serious answer or the irc answer?

21:45:37 ll: heh i havent heard nerdcore in a while

21:46:02 Sabroshi: whatever answer you prefer

21:46:06 Apocalyptic: kanzure, both

21:46:14 pankkake: awesome mp3

21:46:36 dub: Apocalyptic: he made a website with css and some oldschool tards vouched for him

21:47:18 Apocalyptic: " he made a website with css" , ok I stopped right here, that's solid

21:47:33 dub: of course he failed the simplest of bitcointalk tests

21:48:16 dub: has anime avatar == will lose/steal peoples money

21:48:38 thestringpuller: ;;gettrust Ukyo

21:48:38 gribble: WARNING: Currently not authenticated. Trust relationship from user thestringpuller to user Ukyo: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 0 via 0 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=thestringpuller&dest=Ukyo | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=Ukyo | Rated since: never

21:48:43 thestringpuller: ;;gettrust Ukto

21:48:44 gribble: WARNING: Currently not authenticated. Trust relationship from user thestringpuller to user Ukto: Level 1: 0, Level 2: -2 via 2 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=thestringpuller&dest=Ukto | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=Ukto | Rated since: Wed Jun 15 00:24:56 2011

21:48:57 thestringpuller: wow i guess I shouldn't trust him

21:49:17 mircea_popescu: dub it's like the 3rd pass with that :p

21:49:36 thestringpuller: wow both mircea_popescu and kakobrekla -1'ed him

21:49:44 mircea_popescu: Apocalyptic he had an ok reputation, been around forever, did a sort of hash exchange before that closed down cleanrly

21:49:52 thestringpuller: didn't usagi have an anime avatar

21:49:55 mircea_popescu: had been running weex with graet ok for years etc

21:50:15 thestringpuller: ;;gettrust Graet

21:50:15 gribble: WARNING: Currently not authenticated. Trust relationship from user thestringpuller to user Graet: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 0 via 0 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=thestringpuller&dest=Graet | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=Graet | Rated since: Sun Jun 19 09:41:28 2011

21:50:20 thestringpuller: ;;gettrust usagi

21:50:21 gribble: WARNING: Currently not authenticated. Trust relationship from user thestringpuller to user usagi: Level 1: 0, Level 2: -2 via 2 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=thestringpuller&dest=usagi | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=usagi | Rated since: Mon Jun 18 12:33:55 2012

21:50:40 dub: thestringpuller: yes

21:51:24 jcpham: ;;rated ukto

21:51:24 gribble: You have not yet rated user ukto

21:51:35 jcpham: ;;rated ukyo

21:51:35 gribble: You have not yet rated user ukyo

21:58:36 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] 2 @ 0.15 = 0.3 BTC [-]

22:05:43 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18000 @ 0.00086478 = 15.566 BTC [+] {2}

22:14:53 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 472 @ 0.00299354 = 1.413 BTC [+] {5}

22:17:55 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 10 @ 0.05 = 0.5 BTC

22:18:52 dub: <kab0n> Looking for answer to question -- also looking for extending outsourced network team

22:18:57 dub: <kab0n> PM for details -- projects are per-job basis split 50% overhead / 50% direct to you, no taxes withheld, payout in BTC, PayPal, or my elance, odesk, or freelancer acct.

22:19:09 dub: from a network vendor channel

22:20:59 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9450 @ 0.00086609 = 8.1846 BTC [+]

22:21:48 mircea_popescu: nice

22:24:01 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19250 @ 0.00086408 = 16.6335 BTC [-] {2}

22:29:04 Apocalyptic: where would I go for some long term LTC loan ?

22:29:54 kanzure: dub: where's that?

22:31:56 thestringpuller: can I get a 1000 btc loan

22:31:59 thestringpuller: will repay in 10 years

22:32:03 thestringpuller: need for mortgage

22:32:05 thestringpuller: k thx by

22:32:07 thestringpuller: bai*

22:42:19 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 42 @ 0.00307734 = 0.1292 BTC [-] {5}

22:43:58 jborkl: Bitcointalk gets better and better- now the discussion in the Activemining thread values the Amazing company at 1.85 Billion USD

22:45:21 mircea_popescu: lol

22:45:34 mircea_popescu: basically it's s.mpoe x2, whatever that may be ?

22:45:46 jborkl: seems amazing to me

22:45:46 assbot: AMAZING COMPANY!

22:45:48 Apocalyptic: wait

22:46:02 Apocalyptic: 1.85 Billion, that's a joke

22:46:08 jborkl: and Havelock only needs to IPO 8 more things to be amazing

22:46:08 assbot: AMAZING COMPANY!

22:46:17 Kleeck_: It should be a joke.

22:46:23 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8800 @ 0.0008636 = 7.5997 BTC [-]

22:46:37 Apocalyptic: i get so much IPO spam from Havelock...

22:46:56 jborkl: Nothing on the forum is a joke, somewhere someone thinks it is so...

22:47:09 Apocalyptic: the last one 2 hours ago : "Seedcoin Fund is the first global seed-stage Bitcoin startup fund. The funds in bitcoin raised through this public offering will be invested in a portfolio of Bitcoin startups to be incubated by Seedcoin"

22:47:41 jborkl: did you read the "incubated" amazing companies

22:47:41 assbot: AMAZING COMPANY!

22:48:15 Apocalyptic: I did

22:48:31 jborkl: sounds promising :/

22:48:53 mircea_popescu: what exactly makes anyone think seedcoin knows the first thing about "incubating" ?

22:48:57 mircea_popescu: why not succubate, while at it.

22:49:09 Apocalyptic: the only one that may be legit is Moneero

22:49:51 benkay: who knows, Hive might actually make a usable OS X wallet.

22:49:53 mircea_popescu: all the no-name noobs with complicated models. the unmitigated audacity of it all, nobody fucking heard of starting small, everyone thinks they're born straight to the top of the food chain

22:49:54 jborkl: Well, it has the word seed in it, so they have to know by default

22:50:59 jborkl: cause if I name myself El Jefe, I have to be the man

22:51:07 mircea_popescu: it's getting old

22:51:19 benkay: not as old as you

22:51:35 mircea_popescu: benkay how much money do you think there is in making an osx wallet ?

22:51:38 benkay: BITBURN

22:51:44 mircea_popescu: 10mn dollars ? 1 bn dollars ?

22:51:46 mircea_popescu: 10 cents ?

22:52:02 benkay: not a terrible lot

22:52:12 benkay: but i don't think end users should be managing their wallets in any event

22:52:16 mircea_popescu: kinda renders the entire point moot

22:52:55 benkay: enough money to sustain an individual on donations and freeware nagging

22:53:09 benkay: in cambodia.

22:53:22 jborkl: Who uses a mac anyway, we can boot them all off of IRC with one ﲬ

22:53:50 benkay: a rather large chunk of the 'computer' using population.

22:54:19 benkay: although if apple gets their way with the jailed platforms one won't be able to actually run a bitcoin client on any OS X instance.

22:54:44 benkay: a friend and i came up with an amusing scenario where the refusal to play with bitcoin drives apple out of the mobile game

22:55:16 pankkake: the general hating freedom thing does

22:55:17 kanzure: i think bitcoin people will make a patent defense fund and nuke apple from orbit instead

22:55:17 kanzure: e.g. some sort of defensive patent fund

22:55:22 mircea_popescu: benkay that amusing scenario is s.mg policy.

22:55:29 dub: well like mtgox it seems no amount of failure will shake loose the diehards

22:55:39 kanzure: the reason that apple doesn't want cryptocurrencies on ios is related to mobile payments and their own ios5 wallet system

22:56:02 mircea_popescu: dub https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=361664.msg3889871#msg3889871 point in case.

22:56:20 jborkl: you just reminded me to see if my micro AWS was done DL the block chain

22:56:20 kanzure: and everyone and their mom filed patents on sending payments over mobile phones etc

22:56:32 benkay: kanzure: and that 30% rake.

22:56:37 kanzure: oh yeah, the rake

22:56:49 mircea_popescu: i seen the future and there's no apple in it.

22:56:51 kanzure: i'm not sure how much of that 30% is going to liabilities

22:56:56 jborkl: 4 days and 90% done

22:57:03 jborkl: smokin

22:57:12 kanzure: jborkl: are you using a torrent?

22:57:30 jborkl: no, well I hooked it up to one of my nodes

22:57:35 jborkl: so yes

22:58:26 jborkl: so kinda, it is the free tier so I just wanted to see how it does

22:58:56 dub: mircea_popescu: is it lost on you/her that trying to help people who are beyond help is a less pleasurable way of fucking your own ass?

22:59:17 dub: seems like so much effort expended for so little potential reward

23:00:32 benkay: so much effort and so many buttcorns all for the forumlols

23:00:37 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14200 @ 0.00086383 = 12.2664 BTC [+] {2}

23:02:07 benkay: grammar question

23:02:21 benkay: "trading on MPEx" or "trading on the MPEx"

23:02:36 dub: latter

23:02:49 dub: better yet "trading the bitcoin on the mpex"

23:02:57 thestringpuller: trading on the MPEx to get some sex

23:03:04 Apocalyptic: word

23:03:25 benkay: one way it implies "trading on Mircea Popescu's Exchange"

23:03:44 benkay: the other way it's an exchange that happens to be named for MP ; "trading on the Mircea Popescu Exchange"

23:04:10 jurov: just use "the Exchange" :D

23:04:27 jurov: or _the_ Exchange

23:04:53 benkay: "the Exchange" it is.

23:06:10 benkay: json

23:06:18 benkay: what an unmitigated fuckhole of a transmission format

23:06:32 benkay: "yes please put my longs in a string"

23:07:08 jurov: or chuckles? can't decide

23:07:19 benkay: try tittering insanely

23:07:37 benkay: that always works for me, for some value of work.

23:07:44 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 732 @ 0.00299331 = 2.1911 BTC [+] {2}

23:10:47 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 157 @ 0.0030755 = 0.4829 BTC [-] {6}

23:12:05 dub: ;;ud tittering

23:12:06 gribble: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Tittering | To loiter around the breasts. Physically or optically.

23:12:11 ozbot: Urban Dictionary: Tittering

23:12:18 benkay: ;;ud titter

23:12:19 gribble: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=titter | Breasts that are abnormally large causing a man, who initially sees them, to get an immediate erection within his genital area.

23:12:20 ozbot: Urban Dictionary: titter

23:12:55 jurov: there can be erecion outside genital area?

23:12:57 Bunnyh: can you get an erection elsewhere?

23:13:01 Bunnyh: lol

23:14:24 mircea_popescu: dub what's being said to idiots is usually said fo rthe benefit of third parties rather than the idiots themselves

23:18:15 jurov: benkay: https://github.com/jurov/MPExAgent/blob/master/agent.py#L153 applies to whole rest of that function

23:18:22 jurov: hence, giggles

23:18:52 benkay: wow mpsic twice in holdings that happens?

23:19:17 benkay: or defensive programming?

23:19:18 jurov: with mpex anything can happen

23:19:44 benkay: i always get this feeling of impending doom when i see .aspx or .php

23:20:04 benkay: and am interacting with appliance on the other end of the wire

23:20:06 jurov: i have once seen inexplicable +0400 timezone in one stat, the previous and the next one were in +0000

23:20:12 jurov: for example

23:20:16 benkay: wow

23:20:17 benkay: WOW

23:28:25 mircea_popescu: benkay sup ?

23:29:17 benkay: hey boss

23:30:03 benkay: whatchu want?

23:30:06 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6200 @ 0.0008644 = 5.3593 BTC [+]

23:31:30 mircea_popescu: wow wut ?

23:31:41 benkay: nuffin

23:32:32 benkay: saw some interesting error handling code in jurov's wrapper around the mpex api

23:33:26 jurov: what if i'm just trying to scare other wannabe brokers? :D

23:33:53 benkay: no need to scare 'em jurov just keep 'em busy

23:34:10 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.305001 BTC [-]

23:34:55 mike_c: ;;bc,stats

23:34:57 gribble: Current Blocks: 274239 | Current Difficulty: 9.08350862437022E8 | Next Difficulty At Block: 276191 | Next Difficulty In: 1952 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 1 week, 2 days, 23 hours, 1 minute, and 13 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 1034822487.37 | Estimated Percent Change: 13.92321

23:35:01 jurov: oh, mp manages that nicely

23:35:11 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 8 @ 0.30404036 = 2.4323 BTC [-] {5}

23:35:28 benkay: orly

23:36:18 jurov: mircea_popescu: did you update the faq on mkopt/split already?

23:36:41 jurov: so that it considers option lot

23:37:10 mike_c: proposed bitbet: "snackman will bet on the 1b difficulty bet after its decided"

23:37:17 benkay: badbet

23:39:16 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 500 @ 0.00295 = 1.475 BTC [-]

23:40:16 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 566 @ 0.00294 = 1.664 BTC [-]

23:41:17 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15975 @ 0.00086527 = 13.8227 BTC [+] {2}

23:47:39 mircea_popescu: jurov nope ;/

23:51:27 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.3030112 = 0.606 BTC [-]

23:53:26 jurov: https://www.bitcoinforum.com/coinbr-com/mpoe-options-update-cheatsheet beat you :)

23:53:29 ozbot: MPOE Options Update + Cheatsheet - Bitcoin Forum - The Unofficial Bitcoin Forum

23:55:12 mircea_popescu: hehe cool

23:55:31 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.3030055 = 0.606 BTC [-] {2}

23:55:32 thestringpuller: ;;seen jurov

23:55:32 gribble: jurov was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 2 minutes and 6 seconds ago: <jurov> https://www.bitcoinforum.com/coinbr-com/mpoe-options-update-cheatsheet beat you :)

23:55:44 jurov: thestringpullerrrrrrrr

23:55:49 thestringpuller: yoyo

23:56:32 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 17 @ 0.30080881 = 5.1137 BTC [-] {5}

23:57:26 Apocalyptic: "Since December 29, the options lot changed"

23:57:32 Apocalyptic: you're sure about the date jurov ?

23:57:33 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 14 @ 0.30002856 = 4.2004 BTC [-] {7}

23:57:34 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 112 @ 0.0030543 = 0.3421 BTC [-] {7}

23:57:49 jurov: hahahaha now i see

23:58:31 jurov: fixed