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Transcript for 11-02-2014, 1027 lines:

00:00:49 asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: i was thinking of:

00:00:55 asciilifeform: "If the reader had access to real dossiers on the secret agents of spetsnaz he would be disappointed and probably shocked, because the agents of spetsnaz bear no resemblance to the fine, upstanding, young and handsome heroes of spy films. Soviet military intelligence is looking for an entirely different type of person as a candidate for recruitment. A portrait of an ideal agent for spetsnaz emerges something li

00:00:56 asciilifeform: ke this: a man of between fifty-five and sixty-five years of age who has never served in the army, never had access to secret documents, does not carry or own a weapon, knows nothing about hand-to-hand fighting, does not possess any secret equipment and doesn't support the Comunists, does not read the newspapers, was never in the Soviet Union and has never met any Soviet citizens, leads a lonely, introspective

00:00:56 asciilifeform: life, far from other people, and is by profession a forester, fisherman, lighthouse-keeper, security guard or railwayman. In many cases such an agent will be a physical invalid. Spetsnaz is also on the lookout for women with roughly the same characteristics."

00:01:06 asciilifeform: (from the classic: http://militera.lib.ru/research/suvorov6/08.html)

00:01:58 asciilifeform: (the chapter concerned the recruitment of traitors in the west, rather than 'ninjas')

00:03:35 mircea_popescu: yeah

00:03:57 mircea_popescu: it was abandoned tho, because iirc in the 70s someone in the us finally figured this out

00:04:10 mircea_popescu: did they make a film about it or is it an obscure detail of history ?

00:04:23 asciilifeform: a couple of runaways spilled the beans, yes

00:04:31 mircea_popescu: i tell you they figured it out

00:04:36 asciilifeform: they dug up some boobietraps, made a little noise, that was all.

00:04:37 mircea_popescu: like, on their own

00:04:46 asciilifeform: would surprise me greatly if they hadn't

00:05:04 mircea_popescu: it's the exact equivalent of the caught cia agent joke, you know thatone ?

00:05:08 asciilifeform: but a runaway lets you 'parallel construct' to your heart's delight.

00:05:20 asciilifeform: the one with the staples? or the black spy?

00:05:32 mike_c: re: JD predictability of investor returns. trailing 7 day ROI: http://i.imgur.com/sOotZke.png

00:05:43 asciilifeform: (the staples that failed to rust, was, afaik, a real incident)

00:06:00 mircea_popescu: the black spy yeah

00:06:29 mircea_popescu: mike_c that shit looks exactly like herbi's earlier mpoe stuff

00:06:38 mircea_popescu: ;;last seen herbiomfgwhatwasit

00:06:38 gribble: (last [--{from,in,on,with,without,regexp} <value>] [--nolimit]) -- Returns the last message matching the given criteria. --from requires a nick from whom the message came; --in requires a channel the message was sent to; --on requires a network the message was sent on; --with requires some string that had to be in the message; --regexp requires a regular expression the message must (1 more message)

00:06:40 mike_c: no way, mine's much prettier

00:07:04 mircea_popescu: ;;seen herbijudlestoids

00:07:04 gribble: herbijudlestoids was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 21 hours, 25 minutes, and 38 seconds ago: <herbijudlestoids> k, enjoy your ignorance

00:07:18 mircea_popescu: dun tell me the guy got butthurt over... NUBBINS!

00:11:30 asciilifeform: re: agents: i'd be surprised though, it there is entirely no more 'maintain this derelict shipping container and cafe that nobody goes to and you'll get a little cash in the mail every month'

00:13:01 asciilifeform: likewise, most of the buried treasure probably remains buried.

00:13:22 asciilifeform: (if only because the fools lost the maps where 'x marks the spot.')

00:14:21 dub: he got srsly butthurt about knowing more than everyone else on the internet cause he's been there and it wasnt cool

00:14:39 mircea_popescu: there definitely is some

00:15:02 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 15993 @ 0.0001899 = 3.0371 BTC [-] {8}

00:15:11 mircea_popescu: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roy's_Motel_and_Caf?

00:16:10 mircea_popescu: asciilifeform or because they burried the nut in a dog

00:16:17 mircea_popescu: (you saw that squirrel gif ?)

00:16:18 asciilifeform: one day some bored kid will dig through old soviet crap, find a footnote that leads to a working rpg-7 under a mailbox.

00:16:39 mircea_popescu: or so every bored kid worth his salt dreams :D

00:17:02 asciilifeform: the original 'geocaching.'

00:17:03 KRS1: haha asciilifeform

00:17:26 KRS1: I buried my nut in this girl once..

00:17:55 KRS1: .bait

00:18:13 KRS1: ;;seen ozbot

00:18:13 gribble: ozbot was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 4 hours, 36 minutes, and 55 seconds ago: <ozbot> Why Mt. Gox is full of shit - joepie91's Ramblings

00:19:33 dub: meanwhile.. http://www.click2houston.com/police-cite-man-dressed-as-banana-carrying-ak47/-/1736084/24388136/-/vs4cvuz/-/index.html

00:19:53 deadweasel: i was born and raised 2 minutes from downtown houston

00:20:05 deadweasel: mani st houston at 4am, you can see anything

00:20:09 deadweasel: main*

00:20:38 deadweasel: used to bike/skate down there, sometimes running from drunken angry men of all colors

00:20:41 deadweasel: white included

00:20:51 deadweasel: sometimes just chillin with them

00:20:55 deadweasel: they so crazy

00:22:30 KRS1: Texas is awesome with regard to weapons legislation and capital crimes punishment.

00:22:56 deadweasel: and general gtfo federal goverment

00:23:06 KRS1: Love that state..plus they have most major telco carrier lines converging in Dallas..makes for an Internet utobpia.

00:23:09 KRS1: utopia

00:23:10 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 638 @ 0.00077699 = 0.4957 BTC [-] {7}

00:23:27 deadweasel: didn't google go fiber in OK tho

00:23:30 deadweasel: ?

00:23:36 dub: https://twitter.com/forlornfunnies/status/432978460538318848/photo/1

00:24:07 deadweasel: story of my life

00:24:28 deadweasel: only i fuck up for longer first

00:24:37 KRS1: no..i visited my friend in Dallas and he showed me his hosting location there. His datacenter can switch him from any 1 of like 6 different carrier peering points at any time.

00:24:44 dub: new altcoin byline candidate there, 'I'm sorry, its so strange to be on the internet'

00:24:53 deadweasel: fuck yes

00:27:04 deadweasel: houston is corrupt as all hell

00:28:15 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 10 @ 0.0258 = 0.258 BTC [+]

00:28:57 KRS1: I was there for about a week..had to set up about 10 VMware hosts, firewall and storage. Went real smooth. I love how the girls talk there, and people seem real nice compared to South Florida.

00:29:16 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 39200 @ 0.00085588 = 33.5505 BTC [-] {3}

00:31:22 deadweasel: Texas will rise again. then fall to Bitcoin.

00:31:36 deadweasel: then rise again!

00:31:38 deadweasel: bitches

00:31:44 asciilifeform: texcoin.

00:32:03 KRS1: Texas is indeed an interesting state.

00:32:04 nubbins`: txc

00:32:33 KRS1: havent heard much of that talk lately about texas becoming a sovergn country..they seem big enough =D

00:32:57 KRS1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHZJej98_T0

00:33:03 deadweasel: it used to be. could be again by law.

00:33:05 KRS1: Makes me think of that ^

00:33:25 KRS1: Burt Reynolds lives like 20 miles from me

00:33:57 deadweasel: can you feel his vibe?

00:34:00 deadweasel: :P

00:34:19 nubbins`: he finds mustache hairs in his cereal daily, no doubt

00:34:24 KRS1: he's got a beautiful estate near the ocean

00:34:37 deadweasel: nubbins`, you chase off herbaljusitoisds?

00:34:50 nubbins`: i guess so

00:34:50 bloctoc: KRS1 there was some talk of succession when Obama was trying to get texas to help pay for the national electricity grid.

00:35:04 nubbins`: he got really upset

00:35:04 deadweasel: fuck obma

00:35:17 deadweasel: fuck herbaljsustoid

00:35:18 deadweasel: s

00:35:22 nubbins`: because i wasn't fact-checking while chatting

00:35:31 deadweasel: texas fucking honeybadger state

00:36:06 bloctoc: frt - Former Republic of Texas

00:37:52 KRS1: Did you guys see the new version of the Trans Am

00:37:52 KRS1: http://pricinginsider.carsdirect.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/hurst-edition-trans-am-camaro-overview.jpg

00:37:54 bloctoc: succession -> secession

00:37:54 mircea_popescu: lol the us w/o texas would be in a very interesting position

00:38:06 mircea_popescu: pretty much all the oil importing infrastructure is down there

00:38:08 KRS1: Indeed mircea

00:38:20 asciilifeform: afaik, TX is being recolonized by mexico on schedule, just like CA

00:38:21 mircea_popescu: i hear it gets pretty cold up north without texas...

00:38:26 nubbins`: heh

00:38:35 deadweasel: i for one, embrace my hardworking brown friends

00:38:44 mircea_popescu: deadweasel no homo ?

00:38:57 KRS1: haha

00:39:07 deadweasel: usually

00:39:42 KRS1: deadweasel: Mexicans work at my house regularly, they are very hard working respectible and honest people. I admire them and they make great food.

00:40:02 deadweasel: ^

00:40:09 deadweasel: the best food

00:40:10 nubbins`: all of them?

00:40:13 deadweasel: yes

00:40:29 deadweasel: because natural screening is the desert that lies between

00:40:37 deadweasel: only the smart dedicated ones get through

00:41:32 deadweasel: which in part is due to out ultra nationalist xenophonic border property owners which are a small in number.

00:41:47 nubbins`: the usa is a very different country than canada

00:42:07 Duffer1: america. canada's mexico

00:42:14 BingoBoingo: Looks like the Altcoin order book on the kinds shady exchange is starting to fill in https://openex.pw/index.php?page=trade&market=111

00:42:21 nubbins`: Duffer1 XD

00:43:18 Duffer1: i do miss texas though, i grew up in austin

00:44:02 nubbins`: never been

00:44:33 deadweasel: go to austin

00:44:36 deadweasel: it's yoru kinda town

00:44:40 deadweasel: your*

00:44:42 bloctoc: I spent the year before last in San Antonio. I felt like the only white guy around for miles.

00:45:02 deadweasel: it's been 'colonied'

00:45:05 deadweasel: austn is better

00:45:17 deadweasel: colonized*

00:45:19 deadweasel: fuck this keyboard

00:45:19 mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo who runs that thing ?

00:45:32 bloctoc: how about repopulated since it was decimated by smallpox way back when...

00:45:48 BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: That's r3wt's deal. The questionable dude brought up yesterday.

00:46:03 mircea_popescu: a

00:46:14 asciilifeform: still waiting to see an 'mpexian' exchange with no www site, operated entirely by coded TX amounts.

00:46:16 mircea_popescu: bloctoc san antonio is like my favourite us town

00:46:45 mircea_popescu: asciilifeform afaik it's being worked on.

00:47:08 bloctoc: it might be my favorite Texas town, but I moved to San Francisco for a reason

00:47:26 bloctoc: reason being it's way better than Texas

00:47:46 asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: seems like a trivial problem, ought to have been done 'last year.'

00:47:51 Duffer1: man, i grew up on The ALAMO!@3 texas history books, and when i finally see it i can't help but think "that's it?"

00:47:53 mircea_popescu: yea well.

00:48:06 mircea_popescu: Duffer1 did kinda look like you could piss over it

00:52:22 bloctoc: Someone should sneak up to the roof of the Alamo and take a selfie for selfie olympics

00:54:37 mircea_popescu: https://i.imgur.com/LDeN7dH.jpg

00:55:05 bloctoc: is that you?

00:55:19 mircea_popescu: no, some chick in there

00:55:23 mircea_popescu: https://imgur.com/a/deovZ?gallery

00:55:24 ozbot: The Selfie Olympics - Imgur

00:56:12 Duffer1: i played davy crockett in the school play hehe

00:56:12 Duffer1: i think the set was bigger than the real thing

00:56:30 mircea_popescu: https://i.imgur.com/qfGBdNw.jpg

00:56:48 mircea_popescu: REAL BITCOIN JESUS

00:57:57 mircea_popescu: https://i.imgur.com/oQ23QNY.jpg << ok, her. seize her and bring her to me.

00:58:29 Duffer1: that's impressive

00:58:45 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.57987947 = 1.1598 BTC [-] {2}

00:59:26 nubbins`: https://i.imgur.com/qfGBdNw.jpg

00:59:33 nubbins`: ahh, too slo

00:59:33 nubbins`: w

00:59:38 nubbins`: lel

01:00:29 mircea_popescu: lalala

01:02:06 nubbins`: OH

01:02:12 nubbins`: check it:

01:02:44 nubbins`: ;;ticker

01:02:45 gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 685.57, Best ask: 688.99, Bid-ask spread: 3.42000, Last trade: 689.0, 24 hour volume: 72468.55509753, 24 hour low: 530.0, 24 hour high: 713.0, 24 hour vwap: 639.580822098

01:04:51 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 1 @ 0.1212 BTC [-]

01:05:33 dub: had an ex that could do standing splits, cheerleader etc

01:05:49 dub: knew not what to do with cock however

01:06:30 Duffer1: stand on your head too, duh

01:09:58 mircea_popescu: dub can learn.

01:12:21 dub: she knew not what to do ffs

01:12:48 dub: I know all about such things

01:13:10 dub: insert, remove, sleep.

01:13:25 mircea_popescu: lol.

01:13:48 dub: dont try to tell me otherwise internet peon or I'll ragepart

01:13:59 mircea_popescu: ok ignore your injoyance.

01:14:00 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 31100 @ 0.00085961 = 26.7339 BTC [+] {3}

01:14:02 nubbins`: you'll pull a herb

01:14:38 dub: rageherb?

01:14:48 dub: herbrage

01:15:00 mircea_popescu: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=333851.msg5063595#msg5063595

01:15:02 ozbot: [Direct] BTC Growth - Forex Volatility Focus

01:15:06 mircea_popescu: no witty retort makes me all sad inside.

01:27:16 BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: The praise for you saving OpenBSD keeps coming, from yesterday http://www.linuxac.org/forum/threads/66918-%D9%85%D9%86%D8%B8%D9%85%D8%A9-OpenBSD-%D8%B3%D9%88%D9%81-%D8%AA%D8%AA%D9%88%D9%81%D9%82-%D8%B9%D9%86-%D8%A7%D9%84%D8%B9%D9%85%D9%84-%D8%A8%D8%B3%D8%A8%D8%A8-%D8%AA%D9%88%D9%82%D9%81-%D8%A7%D9%84%D8%AF%D8%A7%D8%B9%D9%85-%D9%84%D9%87%D8%A7?s=5a1d49a81cab27f2e6c5d567a9058475&p=521670&viewfull=1#post521670

01:33:06 pankkake: long url is long

01:36:38 BingoBoingo: pankkake: Well, it encodes arabic script, so... yeah

01:37:44 dub: ah derka derka derka

01:38:58 BingoBoingo: dub: Well, they expressed in the thread earlier a bit of suprised Darpa would have in the past supported OpenBSD

01:40:18 pankkake: must be terrorists. bitcoin, openbsd, arabic, the evidence is overwhelming

01:41:50 BingoBoingo: pankkake: or freedomfighers, security aware goatherders, or simply people looking into making a living in the IT industry

01:42:10 pankkake: is there a difference?

01:43:26 BingoBoingo: pankkake: Not necessarily, but there also isn't a necessary association either

01:46:32 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 8 @ 0.02510127 = 0.2008 BTC [-] {2}

01:47:34 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 90400 @ 0.00085357 = 77.1627 BTC [-] {4}

01:49:23 mircea_popescu: that's a long url of praise

01:51:05 Duffer1: LTC on Gox?

01:51:09 Duffer1: :3

01:51:58 pankkake: lol

01:52:00 pankkake: Trade with confidence on the world's largest Bitcoin exchange!

01:52:34 mircea_popescu: the world's largest everything is everywhere!

01:53:58 copumpkin: that's a big MPOE sale there

01:54:12 copumpkin: MPOE has a remarkably deep book

01:54:34 pankkake: what I don't understand is why the other things don't have that volume

01:54:48 pankkake: well at least Bitbet. it's operating.

01:57:19 pankkake: latest Almost Human didn't mention Bitcoin. must be why the price is falling

01:59:47 ThickAsThieves: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PosrMU91j0

01:59:51 ozbot: Charlie Shrem, Bitcoin entrepreneur, interviewed by Jeffrey Tucker - YouTube

02:00:15 ThickAsThieves: this guy wants give shrem a bj

02:00:40 Duffer1: JT is a great interviewee

02:01:03 ThickAsThieves: oh man this guy is so horny for him

02:01:09 Duffer1: hehe

02:01:19 BingoBoingo: I wonder if Charlie Shrem can ride roller coasters

02:02:07 ThickAsThieves: what a horrible video

02:02:49 BingoBoingo: On account of that matter of his height or lack thereof

02:03:14 Duffer1: do they talk about the money laundering charge?

02:03:26 ThickAsThieves: i couldnt take anymore

02:03:28 ThickAsThieves: good luck

02:06:52 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 20 @ 0.00568699 = 0.1137 BTC [+]

02:07:29 dexX7: https://blockchain.info/charts/n-orphaned-blocks?timespan=2year&showDataPoints=false&daysAverageString=1&show_header=true&scale=0&address= kinda large spike in orphaned blocks recently?

02:07:52 KRS1: lmao ThickAsThieves -> this guy wants give shrem a bj

02:08:51 KRS1: I'll bet its on the unreleased videos

02:09:55 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 59 @ 0.0055 = 0.3245 BTC

02:20:23 mircea_popescu: dexX7 happens

02:21:01 mike_c: pankkake: it's because s.mpoe is so huge. s.bbet actually has a higher share turnover over the last 6 months than s.mpoe.

02:21:18 mircea_popescu: interesting

02:21:19 pankkake: oh

02:21:25 mircea_popescu: $vwap s.mpoe

02:21:26 mpexbot: mircea_popescu: S.MPOE 1 day: average: 0.00085721 high: 0.00086297 low: 0.00084891 volume: 1624150 btc: 1392.23827571 7 day: average: 0.00087835 high: 0.00093912 low: 0.00082189 volume: 7039964 btc: 6183.54502157 30 day: average: 0.0009022 high: 0.00101414 low: 0.00082189 volume: 26985544 btc: 24346.2590462

02:21:29 mircea_popescu: $vwap s.bbet

02:21:30 mpexbot: mircea_popescu: S.BBET 1 day: no data 7 day: average: 0.000621 high: 0.00062299 low: 0.00062099 volume: 9360 btc: 5.8125299 30 day: average: 0.00069705 high: 0.0009 low: 0.0006 volume: 16002 btc: 11.1542499

02:21:54 mircea_popescu: ;;calc 24346.2590462 / 1000000000 / 0.0009022

02:21:54 gribble: 0.0269854345447

02:22:12 mircea_popescu: ;;calc 11.1542499 / 10000000 / 0.00069705

02:22:13 gribble: 0.00160020800516

02:23:11 mircea_popescu: not quite

02:23:24 mircea_popescu: course you did say six months

02:24:09 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 22950 @ 0.00085596 = 19.6443 BTC [+]

02:26:07 jborkl_: Mtgox finished recapitalization today, good for another 6 months

02:26:11 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 4 @ 0.02510001 = 0.1004 BTC [-]

02:26:32 mircea_popescu: lol

02:26:35 jborkl_: Have to find a new one next time

02:26:49 jborkl_: Uggh what should we use this time guys

02:27:30 jborkl_: Heh you know its true, that is the sad part

02:28:00 mike_c: to redeem myself, since july 1:

02:28:09 mike_c: ;;calc 80819516 / 1000000000

02:28:09 gribble: 0.080819516

02:28:17 mike_c: ;;calc 1452230 / 10000000

02:28:17 gribble: 0.145223

02:28:43 mircea_popescu: aha

02:29:07 mircea_popescu: s.dice was also outtrading s.mpoe for a while there

02:29:25 mircea_popescu: but i guess overall yeah, just damned hard to beat.

02:30:15 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.57993266 = 1.7398 BTC [+] {3}

02:35:20 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 30 @ 0.00568789 = 0.1706 BTC [+] {3}

02:35:38 mike_c: wow.. so, also since july 1 those trades meant 70,000 btc in volume on mpoe! and 203 btc on s.bbet.

02:36:00 mike_c: so, that's why moar volume on mpoe :)

02:36:32 mircea_popescu: actually...

02:36:44 mike_c: well, cause/effect, whatever

02:37:02 mircea_popescu: tell you what, ~8% of the mkt cap trading over ~7 months is just about exactly right.

02:37:18 mircea_popescu: best scam in history, every way you look at it it's legit

02:38:23 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.585 BTC [+]

02:38:32 mircea_popescu: so basically two good dividend months in a row for bbet killed the volume.

02:38:55 mike_c: nobody wants to sell

02:39:03 mircea_popescu: i guess the fundamental negotiation has tyre kickers and car collectors, and they have trouble finding common ground

02:39:34 mircea_popescu: team A being "i don't care how good these internet funbux corps look" and team B going "unless i need money to buy rope i'm not selling my btc securities"

02:40:16 mircea_popescu: in the end... this being exactly how greatness is built. by the time they do find that common ground... look out.

02:40:21 mike_c: turn on the hft. more volume instantly.

02:40:25 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 333 @ 0.0055 = 1.8315 BTC

02:40:45 mircea_popescu: all the bitching about how difficult itis or it isn't to acquire btc is irrelevant. that's not where the hot core of btc is happening. this is.

02:46:23 mircea_popescu: mike_c no rush, volume can come later. let people figure shit out first.

02:46:31 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 500 @ 0.00075 = 0.375 BTC [-]

02:46:54 mike_c: oh yeah, i was kidding. more volume will come with increasing revenue i believe.

02:48:20 mircea_popescu: ;;calc 0.31 / 700

02:48:20 gribble: 0.000442857142857

02:48:33 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 32 @ 0.59607178 = 19.0743 BTC [+] {9}

02:48:41 mircea_popescu: chec it out, 4428 satoshi per share

02:49:58 mircea_popescu: ;;calc 63.55 / 700

02:49:58 gribble: 0.0907857142857

02:50:21 mircea_popescu: so basically facebook trades at 100x s.mpoe on 4x the revenue per share.

02:50:29 mircea_popescu: i would say it is definitely not the revenue.

02:51:08 mike_c: well, s.mg trades at a higher revenue multiple than s.mpoe too. but i still think revenue will help :)

02:51:33 mircea_popescu: i doubt it. what will help is the passive effect of people hearing about s.mpoe and forgetting about facebook

02:51:36 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 182 @ 0.0055 = 1.001 BTC

02:51:45 mircea_popescu: because see, facebook existed back in the day when myspace was trading for 700mn

02:52:34 mircea_popescu: but a "social network" with nothing at all can not begin to stand up to the central bank of bitcoin. it's a contest between a bulldog and a cockroach.

02:53:51 asciilifeform: misread as 'contest between a bulldog and a couch'

02:53:56 mircea_popescu: haha

02:54:19 Duffer1: thickasthieves how's that cryptocurrency social network you signed up for?

02:54:26 mircea_popescu: http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/e0/b9/48/e0b948034c3a7d16bb93a4854006902a.jpg

02:56:19 mircea_popescu: o wait. haha. i was comparing facebook revenue with mpex net income attributed.

02:56:27 mircea_popescu: strike that.

02:56:43 mircea_popescu: facebook is trading 100x s.mpoe on 80% the revenue.

02:58:09 ThickAsThieves: <Duffer1> thickasthieves how's that cryptocurrency social network you signed up for? <<<< they never activated my account

02:58:14 mircea_popescu: let's see what other lulzy comparisons we can find. is twitter even listed ?

02:58:35 mircea_popescu: "Twitter Shares Plummet 23% On Market Opening"

02:58:37 mircea_popescu: derp.

02:58:43 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 1725 @ 0.00299358 = 5.1639 BTC [+] {13}

02:59:50 mircea_popescu: o look at that! -509.68 -63.33 -38.92 -23.91 -8.78

03:00:18 mircea_popescu: twitter lost 1 dollar per share in the LAST QUARTER

03:00:25 mircea_popescu: still trading at 50 per share.

03:00:38 KRS1: wow not many rly expected that

03:00:39 mircea_popescu: i wonder how well would a bitcoin company do that made a 2% loss

03:00:58 nubbins`: so cbc's olympic webcasts have all the pre-broadcast chatter that gets cut for tv

03:01:14 nubbins`: one commentator is talking about how the battery in his samsung phone dies really quick

03:01:17 mircea_popescu: ah this has been such a delicious excursion into fiat

03:01:32 nubbins`: they're now trying to figure out how to connect to the wifi

03:01:54 nubbins`: ah

03:01:57 nubbins`: the password is "media"

03:02:11 asciilifeform: nubbins`: does anyone still sell those toys that light up when illuminated by GSM nearby?

03:02:16 mircea_popescu: "o look at that, the network is not working anymore"

03:02:16 nubbins`: "in about 70 seconds, we are voicing to the web" lel

03:02:40 nubbins`: hmm, not sure

03:02:51 nubbins`: i think so!

03:03:03 asciilifeform: would make a good gift for mr. deadbattery

03:03:35 nubbins`: haha now one of them is coughing over the intro

03:05:21 asciilifeform: example:

03:05:22 asciilifeform: http://rookieelectronics.com/sensor-rf-radiation-detector/

03:06:02 mircea_popescu: meanwhile google is trading at 1170 with ttm per share at about 38

03:06:17 mircea_popescu: ;;calc 1170 / 700

03:06:17 gribble: 1.67142857143

03:06:22 mircea_popescu: ;;calc 38 / 700

03:06:22 gribble: 0.0542857142857

03:06:29 ThickAsThieves: tsla almost hit 200 today

03:06:50 mircea_popescu: ;;calc 0.0542857142857/1.67142857143

03:06:50 gribble: 0.0324786324786

03:07:24 mircea_popescu: ;;calc 0.0001010 / 0.0009022

03:07:24 gribble: 0.111948570162

03:07:51 mircea_popescu: what is this ?! s.mpoe has 3x the per-share revenue of google ?!

03:07:52 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 1500 @ 0.00075 = 1.125 BTC [-] {2}

03:07:54 asciilifeform: more elegant:

03:07:55 asciilifeform: http://www.creative-science.org.uk/mobile_LED.html

03:08:04 asciilifeform: (no pcb needed!)

03:08:53 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 2000 @ 0.00075 = 1.5 BTC [-]

03:08:59 nubbins`: haha, i like that

03:09:54 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 1609 @ 0.0007505 = 1.2076 BTC [+] {3}

03:12:11 ozbot: RF Radiation Detector | Rookie Electronics

03:12:51 ozbot: The Creative Science Centre - by Dr Jonathan P. Hare

03:14:12 mircea_popescu: lol ozzie coming from behind

03:16:00 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 130 @ 0.00083527 = 0.1086 BTC [+] {2}

03:21:01 asciilifeform: if bugged cell phones were presided over by Meta-NSA instead of classic nsa, the buggers would store compressed audio and piss it out in bursts when plugged into the mains

03:21:14 asciilifeform: rather than the 'me battery died in 1/2 hr.' idiocy.

03:22:02 mircea_popescu: asciilifeform if bugged landlines were presided over by the meta-kgb rather than the classic kgb you couldn't audibly detect the listener switching on.

03:22:11 asciilifeform: click-hiss

03:24:06 asciilifeform: sometimes click-hiss is the objective though.

03:24:39 mircea_popescu: $vwap s.mg

03:24:40 mpexbot: mircea_popescu: S.MG 1 day: no data 7 day: average: 0.00010006 high: 0.000125 low: 0.00010001 volume: 2902 btc: 0.290369 30 day: average: 0.000103 high: 0.000138 low: 0.00010001 volume: 35998 btc: 3.70795246

03:24:53 mircea_popescu: mike_c s.mg is practically trading at book.

03:25:50 asciilifeform: intimidation-by-botched-surveillance (or rumour thereof)

03:25:52 asciilifeform: works great

03:25:56 mike_c: too long withouta build.

03:26:14 asciilifeform: witness all the 'me toaster is bugged!!1!' saps on schneier's blog

03:27:31 mircea_popescu: asciilifeform those saps'd intimidate themselves with a coca cola cap.

03:27:49 mircea_popescu: mike_c prolly.

03:28:06 mircea_popescu: tbh maybe it's time to try a twitter. announce surprise half billion losses, see what happens

03:28:13 mike_c: hehe

03:28:26 Mats_cd03: i accidentally bought some s.mpoe at coinbr at 15% above the going rate

03:28:30 Mats_cd03: sad face

03:28:51 mike_c: ? how did you manage that? or you mean it dipped?

03:29:00 Mats_cd03: i adjusted the price while i was high

03:29:04 Mats_cd03: rather than the number of shares

03:29:30 Mats_cd03: to account for an amount to pay for fees i wanted to leave a certain amount in my balance

03:30:13 Mats_cd03: ...im still high

03:31:59 mike_c: i think you are. even if you overbid it would fill at the lowest ask.

03:32:17 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 1 @ 0.19376446 BTC [+]

03:32:22 Mats_cd03: i didn't know it did that

03:34:18 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 470 @ 0.00489268 = 2.2996 BTC [+] {6}

03:35:19 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 400 @ 0.00587999 = 2.352 BTC [+] {17}

03:37:17 Mats_cd03: the chart seems pretty clear

03:41:25 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 9 @ 0.19376446 = 1.7439 BTC [+]

03:45:26 mircea_popescu: <Mats_cd03> i didn't know it did that < you have got to be kidding me.

03:45:55 Mats_cd03: well im pretty sure thats not true

03:46:18 mircea_popescu: so how much you paid per share ?

03:46:27 Mats_cd03: 0.00093457

03:46:34 mircea_popescu: when was this ?

03:46:48 Mats_cd03: 02/06/2014 01:28AM

03:47:18 mircea_popescu: i think it was actualy trading 90s on the 6th

03:47:45 Mats_cd03: ok

03:47:59 mircea_popescu: http://live.coinbr.com/?mpsic=S.MPOE < yeah set it to 1 month

03:48:00 ozbot: CoinBr Live S.MPOE

03:48:16 mircea_popescu: it dropped at like 9 am

03:49:34 Mats_cd03: oh bummer

03:49:49 mircea_popescu: you got the gift.

03:49:59 Mats_cd03: whats the gift

03:50:22 mircea_popescu: when you take a position in a trending stock only for the trend to immediately and abruptly reverse.

03:50:40 Mats_cd03: oh im ok with that

03:50:58 KRS1: just do the opposite =D

03:51:12 Mats_cd03: im about to buy some more

03:51:18 mircea_popescu: it's basically being the bane of hipsters.

03:51:46 Mats_cd03: is it cause youre abrasive?

03:51:54 mircea_popescu: hm ?

03:52:01 Mats_cd03: oh i must have misunderstood you

03:52:14 mircea_popescu: you're being the bane of hipsters. cause you got the gift of trendbreaking

03:52:21 Mats_cd03: o

03:52:36 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 3 @ 0.1239 = 0.3717 BTC [+]

03:52:40 mircea_popescu: hipsters are trend followers see.

03:52:46 Mats_cd03: that was too much for me

03:53:22 mircea_popescu: also, if anyone is looking for homework, http://fraudsters.com/2014/no-its-not-the-revenue/

03:53:33 KRS1: kickass bikini bridge: http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014-01/enhanced/webdr06/7/16/enhanced-buzz-26854-1389129172-12.jpg

03:53:35 mike_c: hehe. expect comment soon

03:53:43 KRS1: check out that mound

03:54:34 mircea_popescu: lmao 4chan had an advertising campaign

03:54:47 mircea_popescu: that bitch's hawt.

03:55:49 KRS1: yeah they wanted to spin bridges into a big thing by doubling down on both sides of the pros/cons

03:55:51 KRS1: lmao

03:56:33 mircea_popescu: http://www.marketwatch.com/story/us-to-suspend-pension-retirement-funding-lew-2014-02-10-1591162?link=MW_latest_news

03:56:35 ozbot: U.S. to suspend pension, retirement funding: Lew - MarketWatch

03:56:40 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 100 @ 0.00489996 = 0.49 BTC [+]

03:56:46 mircea_popescu: whoa baby. no more pensions/retirement benefits for you us people, is it ?

03:56:53 KRS1: the fuck?

03:56:59 KRS1: no..can't..

03:57:07 KRS1: they've paid into it

03:57:13 mircea_popescu: derp.

03:57:20 mircea_popescu: full faith and credit bitch. suck it.

03:57:41 KRS1: ITS HAPPEN.. wtf evar

03:57:56 mircea_popescu: next time pay it into bitcoin.

03:58:13 KRS1: I'm thinking about fleeing to maybe new zealand..idk.. can't seem to settle on some part of the world that isn't or won't be fucked up in some way.

03:58:55 mircea_popescu: the serenissima welcomes you wherever you go.

03:59:26 KRS1: i'm pretty resourceful..worse comes to worse I can live off the land somewhere remote..or even better dump all my savings into a sizable yacht and live life as a mariner.

03:59:38 mircea_popescu: so the us is restructuring its foreign debt after all huh

04:00:02 asciilifeform: dreamed a while ago that looking out the window, no traffic. asked some bum, 'why', he answers 'dontcha know, it's The Holiday, finally happened'

04:00:33 KRS1: some major financial moves started weeks ago

04:00:55 mircea_popescu: KRS1 yeah but the thing with large moves is that nobody believes it

04:01:01 mircea_popescu: like say the california quake

04:01:32 mircea_popescu: asciilifeform that sounds like it could be on a beatles song

04:02:01 asciilifeform: methinks 'the holiday' is as good a name as any for that event.

04:02:24 mircea_popescu: Social Security being shut down for 62 hours starting 2/15/14

04:02:35 mircea_popescu: o look, the chinese "computer upgrades" have made their way into the us

04:02:55 asciilifeform: and like the earthquake, most folks only 'believe' the dead lights, backed up toilets, disappeared heat

04:03:07 asciilifeform: seismograph? pfft.

04:03:17 mircea_popescu: graphs lie

04:27:10 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14347 @ 0.00085261 = 12.2324 BTC [-] {2}

04:33:16 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 203 @ 0.0055 = 1.1165 BTC

05:31:13 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5450 @ 0.00085254 = 4.6463 BTC [-]

06:00:42 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9500 @ 0.00085254 = 8.0991 BTC [-]

06:08:50 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 28050 @ 0.00085196 = 23.8975 BTC [-] {2}

06:11:11 MisterE: afternoon

06:11:46 MisterE: so much for Trollbox world-is-ending spammers, already back to 700

06:12:40 MisterE: how japanese to blame an unrelated and known btc bug for their own crappy internal wallet management

06:13:05 MisterE: Asia saves face at all cost

06:13:09 MisterE: so cant be trusted

06:37:18 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 3 @ 0.19376446 = 0.5813 BTC [+]

06:54:35 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 131 @ 0.0055 = 0.7205 BTC

07:26:06 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 7500 @ 0.0001899 = 1.4243 BTC [-] {4}

07:27:07 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 2500 @ 0.0001899 = 0.4748 BTC [-]

07:31:11 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 5000 @ 0.0001899 = 0.9495 BTC [-]

07:34:29 kakobrekla: moaning

07:35:16 Testing123: okay what was with those 400-500 puts that were sold

07:36:16 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 7500 @ 0.0001899 = 1.4243 BTC [-] {2}

07:37:58 Testing123: .1BTC lot with 500 usd strike @ .486 BTC / lot

07:38:12 kakobrekla: what about them

07:41:39 Testing123: under which circumstance does this seller profit?

07:44:37 Testing123: 1 BTC must increase above $5000 usd?

07:50:18 kakobrekla: roughly

07:50:43 ColdHardMetal: that seems...ambitious.

07:51:04 kakobrekla: glbse seemed ambitious as well

07:51:30 ColdHardMetal: fair enough.

07:52:09 kakobrekla: eh im just busting balls

07:52:31 ColdHardMetal: no worries.

07:54:19 MisterE: were most of you trading before BTC?

07:54:19 Testing123: can anyone care to explain to me the purpose of writing the puts? perhaps i just sold a very big amount of btc for fiat?

07:55:09 MisterE: puts are oders the execute at a certian price right?

07:55:13 Testing123: and by lower case i, I mean the seller of puts

07:55:29 MisterE: the/that*

07:56:02 Apocalyptic: puts give you the right to sell an underlying asset at a certain price

07:57:26 Testing123: and someone sold the right to sell BTC for 5000USD

07:58:38 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 43397 @ 0.00085254 = 36.9977 BTC [+]

07:59:20 Testing123: baffles me. ill

07:59:34 Testing123: go ponder

08:00:31 dub: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=456859.msg5042897#msg5042897

08:00:33 ozbot: Why Doesnt Satoshi Continue Replying on the Forum?

08:00:47 dub: best post

08:17:33 BingoBoingo: Altcoin is going to the moon it seems... https://openex.pw/index.php?page=trade&market=111

08:17:53 BingoBoingo: 575 satoshis

08:40:17 KRS1: http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/cryptocurrency-news-round-protests-mt-gox-dogecoin-hits-wall-street-1435775

08:40:27 ozbot: Cryptocurrency News Round-Up: Protests at Mt Gox as Dogecoin Hits Wall Street

08:59:31 BingoBoingo: In the meantime, Altcoin traded for 575 satoshis, which is a mark I don't think Doge ever reached

09:03:28 KRS1: BingoBoingo: Altcoin never reached mainstream exchanges.

09:03:36 KRS1: Who cares if nobody buys it.

09:04:15 KRS1: Price set by market maker..pfft.

09:04:15 BingoBoingo: KRS1: It's on one really shady exchange. Eventually it will make it to bigger, yet still shady exchanges. It is the way two cans and a string works

09:04:35 BingoBoingo: .bait

09:04:37 ozbot: http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m97g99vJRL1rtf70go1_500.jpg

09:04:55 KRS1: Oofuh thats some milker titty there.

09:05:15 BingoBoingo: KRS1: See two cans? Just add string.

09:05:15 KRS1: Hmm so now might be a good time to throw some btc in for some atc eh

09:05:21 KRS1: Yep

09:05:43 KRS1: Is it SHA256?

09:05:58 KRS1: nvm I'll read up

09:06:15 KRS1: Do you think now might be a good time to throw some btc in for some atc?

09:06:32 BingoBoingo: It's SHA256, so you can point your mega 400 GH/s Buttfury at Altcoin solo instead of mining for some oversized bitcoin pool.

09:06:44 BingoBoingo: Who know when a good time to buy or sell is.

09:07:08 BingoBoingo: This is altcoin. Maybe everytime is a good time to buy? Maybe everytime is a good time to sell?

09:08:20 KRS1: I feel yah..hmm never mined solo.

09:10:58 KRS1: hah ya i see why the price is where it is..the coin is scarce..once theres more supply its going to drop like a bitch.

09:12:49 BingoBoingo: Maybe drop, Maybe Moon? What does "is" mean anyways.

09:14:55 KRS1: Domino's Pizza and foods have made major improvements. I was impressed last time I ordered from there.

09:22:00 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 20 @ 0.0489 = 0.978 BTC [+]

09:22:32 Namworld: ##mtgox-otc

09:22:50 Namworld: arf

09:23:00 Namworld: Missed a /join there

09:23:27 Namworld: KRS1, Domino's online ordering is amazing. Especially the coupons they offer.

09:23:27 assbot: AMAZING COMPANY!

09:32:10 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.04760001 = 0.238 BTC [-]

09:33:11 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 5 @ 0.19376446 = 0.9688 BTC [+]

09:53:32 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 50 @ 0.19376446 = 9.6882 BTC [+]

10:00:32 cazalla: i wouldn't eat domino's if you gave it to me for free

10:01:03 cazalla: better to spend $40 on quality instead of that cardboard $6 crap

10:01:40 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 20 @ 0.0055 = 0.11 BTC

10:04:10 KRS1: the point was it has improved a lot

10:04:34 KRS1: Namworld: I love the color scheme

10:04:43 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 4000 @ 0.00019489 = 0.7796 BTC [+] {2}

10:05:14 KRS1: Their food made papa johns taste like ass, which it does. They seemed to have taken the lead there.

10:07:46 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 8 @ 0.12491249 = 0.9993 BTC [+] {7}

10:08:47 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26700 @ 0.00085045 = 22.707 BTC [-] {2}

10:08:48 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 2 @ 0.127 = 0.254 BTC [+]

10:22:00 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 25950 @ 0.00085018 = 22.0622 BTC [-] {2}

10:24:15 KRS1: .bait

10:24:17 ozbot: http://25.media.tumblr.com/6d29d3894d2c7dfef788a67a1154d7c5/tumblr_mqkbyjl1tG1stmlapo1_1280.jpg

10:24:32 KRS1: Milf.

10:24:33 KRS1: .bait

10:24:35 ozbot: http://31.media.tumblr.com/42d48377996169dc85c91ac42383550b/tumblr_mv4gm0XznN1swclmpo1_500.jpg

10:24:47 KRS1: Fap fap.

10:34:12 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [COG] 18 @ 0.05509994 = 0.9918 BTC [-] {3}

10:37:28 PsychoticBoy: SO...... hopefully you guys were not stupid enough to have any funds on cox

10:37:45 KRS1: lmao! ya..nobody in this chat room I'm sure.

10:37:58 PsychoticBoy: nobody is a big word

10:38:15 PsychoticBoy: That is what I thought, but then I heard ppl cry

10:38:20 PsychoticBoy: so I was wrong

10:38:23 KRS1: eh

10:39:31 PsychoticBoy: some are stupid enough, prob not in this channel but overall there are enough ppl who were miljonair and are now broke :)

10:40:26 KRS1: Haha

10:40:53 KRS1: sux for them

10:41:03 punkman: they wanted the gox premium, they got it

10:41:13 KRS1: Haha well put

10:41:53 cazalla: wonder if anyone necked themselves

10:42:48 KRS1: Makes you think, huh

10:43:08 KRS1: Gotta have brass balls and a 10ft dick if you go hard into trading.

10:44:39 cazalla: surely there are some whales who held large amounts of coin there

10:44:50 cazalla: if you come from wealth, it wouldn't be so bad but imagine getting so lucky to have a couple million $ in coins only to have likely lost it on gox now

10:46:34 cazalla: "eazy come, eazy go" - eazy e

10:46:36 cazalla: as for domino's, i was speaking to the australian version, nfi what american domino's is like

10:58:59 MisterE: haha punkman they got cold Goxed

11:05:43 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 263 @ 0.00300372 = 0.79 BTC [+] {2}

11:06:44 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 332 @ 0.00301014 = 0.9994 BTC [+] {2}

11:11:49 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 200 @ 0.0055 = 1.1 BTC

11:20:58 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 32 @ 0.06920941 = 2.2147 BTC [-] {6}

11:34:11 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 3 @ 0.0735 = 0.2205 BTC [+] {2}

11:34:12 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 2 @ 0.12221001 = 0.2444 BTC [-]

11:35:12 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 2 @ 0.19376446 = 0.3875 BTC [+]

11:38:15 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 1 @ 0.13 BTC [+]

11:44:21 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [COG] 2 @ 0.05509994 = 0.1102 BTC [-]

12:04:41 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 100 @ 0.00302852 = 0.3029 BTC [+]

12:08:45 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.57100003 = 2.284 BTC [-]

12:21:58 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 30 @ 0.0055 = 0.165 BTC

12:25:01 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 6 @ 0.02520371 = 0.1512 BTC [+]

13:03:39 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 10 @ 0.19376446 = 1.9376 BTC [+]

13:05:41 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 2 @ 0.19376446 = 0.3875 BTC [+]

13:05:42 ThickAsThieves: mircea_popescu http://blog.coinbase.com/post/76315615202/coinbase-partners-with-fiverr-first-large-services

13:05:44 ThickAsThieves: hehe

13:12:48 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 1 @ 0.131 BTC [+]

13:23:12 nubbins`: it's a lovely day to be ignorant!

13:23:52 ThickAsThieves: ;;later tell herbijudlestoids pools typically give you shares and those lead to coins when someone in the pool solves a block.

13:23:52 gribble: The operation succeeded.

13:27:02 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 2831 @ 0.00019496 = 0.5519 BTC [+] {3}

13:33:08 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18285 @ 0.00085289 = 15.5951 BTC [+] {2}

13:34:09 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15615 @ 0.00085504 = 13.3514 BTC [+] {2}

13:40:43 ThickAsThieves: http://www.coindesk.com/bitcoin-as-safe-as-wire-transfers-says-ny-hedge-fund/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+CoinDesk+%28CoinDesk+-+The+Voice+of+Digital+Currency%29

13:58:33 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 35000 @ 0.00085558 = 29.9453 BTC [+] {2}

14:08:43 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 10 @ 0.02521051 = 0.2521 BTC [+] {2}

14:09:44 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 2 @ 0.19376446 = 0.3875 BTC [+]

14:16:51 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 600 @ 0.0001949 = 0.1169 BTC [-]

14:19:54 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 7 @ 0.07607142 = 0.5325 BTC [-] {4}

14:25:24 KRS1: coindesk

14:31:05 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 20 @ 0.0055 = 0.11 BTC

14:50:24 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 2 @ 0.071 = 0.142 BTC [-] {2}

14:50:25 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 1 @ 0.124 BTC [-]

14:50:26 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 1 @ 0.19376446 BTC [+]

14:52:26 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 41 @ 0.02520903 = 1.0336 BTC [-] {8}

14:59:33 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 2 @ 0.12525 = 0.2505 BTC [+] {2}

15:02:33 azi`: too lazy to check.. is there a bet on bitbets about gox not returning funds?

15:03:47 kakobrekla: http://bitbet.us/bet/751/mtgox-out-of-business-in-2014/

15:03:49 ozbot: BitBet - MtGox out of business in 2014

15:03:52 kakobrekla: i guess this is the closest

15:04:19 azi`: i didn't even considered this could be a bet as well

15:05:22 ThickAsThieves: so apparently black people invented punk now too? http://www.npr.org/blogs/allsongs/2014/02/10/274180682/song-premiere-death-north-street

15:35:08 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [COG] 2 @ 0.05509994 = 0.1102 BTC [-]

15:42:15 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12950 @ 0.00085559 = 11.0799 BTC [+]

15:43:16 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6850 @ 0.00085637 = 5.8661 BTC [+]

15:48:59 nubbins`: ThickAsThieves: didn't invent it, just brought it to america ;D

15:49:11 nubbins`: death + bad brains

15:50:54 ThickAsThieves: death reall aint bad

15:51:20 nubbins`: haven't honestly heard of them until just now, but i've been on a big BB kick lately, so i think i'm gonna download some

15:51:36 ThickAsThieves: it's kinda clash-y

15:52:04 ThickAsThieves: i wonder how things wouldve turned out if theywere white

15:52:11 nubbins`: nod

15:52:21 nubbins`: it's funny, death started as r&b and bad brains started as jazz fusion

15:54:23 nubbins`: http://static.exoclick.com/banners/129744/1-ENGLISHGIF51_120X600.gif

15:54:27 Apocalyptic: rofl openex uses google analytics

15:54:28 nubbins`: "our women are tired of boys"

15:54:36 Apocalyptic: altcoin really hit the best exchange

15:54:41 nubbins`: they're also tired of suppressing their tourette's, apparently

16:05:36 ThickAsThieves: http://www.reddit.com/r/altcoin/comments/1xmckc/the_real_altcoin/

16:06:47 ozbot: The REAL Altcoin : altcoin

16:07:21 nubbins`: the price will only go up!

16:07:48 mike_c: it's virtually priceless.

16:08:55 ThickAsThieves: i replaced lines there

16:11:16 nubbins`: aww, just as i was about to ask whether it was officially a pump and dump now

16:11:44 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5700 @ 0.00085637 = 4.8813 BTC [+]

16:12:41 nubbins`: http://www.coindesk.com/bitcoin-as-safe-as-wire-transfers-says-ny-hedge-fund/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+CoinDesk+%28CoinDesk+-+The+Voice+of+Digital+Currency%29

16:12:45 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 1000 @ 0.00047498 = 0.475 BTC [+] {2}

16:13:03 Apocalyptic: "as-safe-as-wire-transfers" is an understatement

16:13:46 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 3 @ 0.12666666 = 0.38 BTC [+] {3}

16:14:41 mike_c: nubbins`: have you seen this guy's post? a counter-argument to altcoin is a bad thing.

16:14:43 mike_c: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=443108.msg4932912#msg4932912

16:14:46 ozbot: [SHA256] Altcoin

16:14:57 nubbins`: usurprisingly, i haven't :D

16:15:26 mike_c: yes, who would want to see evidence of a valid opposing viewpoint? :)

16:15:40 nubbins`: who would want to read a thread about altcoin? ;p

16:15:56 nubbins`: anyway, he makes valid points, but nothing atc-specific

16:16:04 Apocalyptic: ThickAsThieves, don't you think you're pushing this joke too far ?

16:16:18 nubbins`: "I choose ... ATC as well, a school, a place where I can screw up and have a do-over. As someone well aware that he is absolutely not qualified to host yet another Bitcoin exchange or other high-value, high-risk site, ATC seems a fine lab environment to write code around a tiny blockchain, create wallets, sites, services"

16:17:04 mike_c: exactly. everybody loses money when learning cryptocurrency. i wish i had lost some ATC instead of BTC when learning.

16:18:00 nubbins`: the guy's argument is essentially that ATC is the new testnet

16:18:12 nubbins`: if only btc had one of those

16:18:24 ThickAsThieves: Apocalyptic why can't it just be what it is?

16:18:35 ThickAsThieves: doesnt need to be a joke or a pump n dump

16:18:35 Apocalyptic: it obviously can

16:19:07 nubbins`: heh.

16:19:25 nubbins`: wait, so it's not a joke anymore?

16:19:27 nubbins`: that was fast

16:19:35 mike_c: i feel a herbirage coming on.

16:19:37 ThickAsThieves: it just happened

16:19:46 ThickAsThieves: there was no plan to swindle

16:19:53 ThickAsThieves: and we're all enjoying it mostly

16:19:58 ThickAsThieves: so fuckit

16:20:14 jurov: so you'll be more liberal in accepting various patches?

16:20:28 ThickAsThieves: ?

16:20:43 jborkl: did it get listed on a echange?

16:20:43 jurov: i have multi-vag ..er.. multi-wallet patch for bitcoind pending

16:20:53 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 9 @ 0.57645688 = 5.1881 BTC [+] {4}

16:20:55 nubbins`: hmm, i've heard this "freakin' out" song before

16:20:55 ThickAsThieves: cool

16:20:56 jborkl: exchange

16:21:02 nubbins`: death is actually really good

16:21:05 nubbins`: i'm enjoying this

16:21:08 jurov: would it stand a chance?

16:21:10 ThickAsThieves: it's listed at openex.pw

16:21:14 ThickAsThieves: https://openex.pw/index.php?page=trade&market=111

16:21:17 ozbot: OpenEx

16:21:19 ThickAsThieves: proceed with caution

16:21:45 ThickAsThieves: the exchange is open source

16:21:45 mike_c: better exchange is otc order book or #altcoin

16:21:54 ThickAsThieves: that works too

16:22:08 Apocalyptic: to da moon

16:22:55 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 2 @ 0.128 = 0.256 BTC [+] {2}

16:22:57 davout: i'll add ATC to bitcoin-central, just as a troll to litecoiners

16:23:11 mike_c: make sure you buy some first ;)

16:23:13 ThickAsThieves: sweet

16:23:17 ThickAsThieves: hehe

16:23:38 ThickAsThieves: it's already going for like 500sat

16:23:47 davout: srs business

16:23:50 nubbins`: oh, wait, i've TOTALLY heard these guys before.

16:23:54 nubbins`: where do we go from here!

16:24:05 davout: nubbins`: TO. THE. MOON.

16:24:22 nubbins`: davout, i'm quoting lyrics now ;(

16:24:28 nubbins`: although i guess that is where we go from here

16:24:54 jurov: damn, you got me hinking srsly about possible capital requirements to X.ATC

16:25:00 ThickAsThieves: don;t forget to upvote the reddit then

16:25:04 ThickAsThieves: ;)

16:25:05 davout: altcoin is good and sound money

16:25:06 ThickAsThieves: http://www.reddit.com/r/altcoin/comments/1xmckc/the_real_altcoin/

16:25:07 nubbins`: ThickAsThieves: thanks, i never would have found this band on my own

16:25:09 davout: made from 0.8

16:25:12 davout: to the moon

16:25:18 davout: the atc haiku

16:25:28 ThickAsThieves: NPR knows what's up sometimes

16:25:39 nubbins`: from what i understand, it's like the american CBC

16:25:58 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 1 @ 0.126 BTC [-]

16:25:59 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 1 @ 0.19376446 BTC [+]

16:26:04 ThickAsThieves: it's arguably one of the last real news providers we have

16:26:54 ThickAsThieves: reddit is exploding macbooks now too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xcl6BV1r3gU

16:27:55 jurov: why macbooks? they caught stealthcoin?

16:28:31 ThickAsThieves: cuz apple

16:28:48 ThickAsThieves: cuz culture

16:30:12 nubbins`: cuz buying something and breaking it hurts the company that made it

16:32:22 HeySteve: it's a Statement

16:32:30 HeySteve: like listening to certain musics

16:32:41 ThickAsThieves: or using words

16:32:44 HeySteve: or having one of those haircuts

16:35:29 diametric: pankkake: heard you were giving away leet amounts of ATC

16:35:42 pankkake: no, mircea_popescu does

16:36:20 mike_c: pankkake is atc broker to the stars

16:36:49 nubbins`: ^

16:37:01 nubbins`: HeySteve, haircuts are for suckers

16:37:43 diametric: damn i have to work for my atc i guess

16:37:45 nubbins`: real men cut their own hair

16:38:03 diametric: i just shave my head, hair is overrated

16:38:11 diametric: its annoying and pointless

16:38:15 nubbins`: my clippers are fucked, can't use them anymore

16:38:29 nubbins`: can you sharpen those, i wonder?

16:39:24 ThickAsThieves: probly cheaper to by anew

16:39:34 ThickAsThieves: buy

16:39:40 nubbins`: TBF they're like $20 clippers

16:39:47 nubbins`: altho apparently all i need is a sharpening stone

16:40:27 nubbins`: job for this evening

16:40:40 nubbins`: i haven't shaved my face with a razor in about four years and i'm not about to start again

16:40:47 Asa9: i have my wife give me crew cuts and she does my beard

16:41:13 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 1 @ 0.19376446 BTC [+]

16:42:14 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20900 @ 0.00085559 = 17.8818 BTC [-] {2}

16:42:20 HeySteve: haircuts are a waste of time

16:42:33 HeySteve: I stick my head in a bonfire for a few seconds, all done

16:47:25 jurov: iirc orthodox do jews use some kind of acid to get shaved kosher (it's forbidden to use blades)

16:47:36 jurov: no need to make bonfires

16:48:20 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 45838 @ 0.00085242 = 39.0732 BTC [-] {3}

16:48:30 jurov: or they don't shave at all, ofc

16:53:25 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 400 @ 0.00083265 = 0.3331 BTC [+] {4}

16:58:30 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 9 @ 0.19376446 = 1.7439 BTC [+]

16:59:31 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] [PAID] 1.40910887 BTC to 1`469 shares, 95923 satoshi per share

17:04:35 twizt: j #hexs

17:05:37 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 503 @ 0.00300101 = 1.5095 BTC [-] {3}

17:05:38 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 4 @ 0.0689 = 0.2756 BTC [-] {2}

17:17:58 HeySteve2: <jurov> iirc orthodox do jews use some kind of acid to get shaved kosher (it's forbidden to use blades) <- I guess that's why they call them... acidic Jews hoho

17:19:51 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 30 @ 0.04776011 = 1.4328 BTC [-] {4}

17:20:52 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 18 @ 0.07202354 = 1.2964 BTC [+] {10}

17:20:53 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 1 @ 0.125 BTC [-]

17:20:54 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 1 @ 0.19376446 BTC [+]

17:22:54 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 2 @ 0.0739 = 0.1478 BTC [+] {2}

17:26:58 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [COG] 6 @ 0.05509995 = 0.3306 BTC [+]

17:30:17 ThickAsThieves: lol

17:31:02 Asa9: lol acidic jews

17:31:37 Asa9: For a fun time, take LSD and study the Talmud!

17:31:42 Asa9: fun time had by all!

17:35:26 ThickAsThieves: removes stains!

17:37:08 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 4 @ 0.12400004 = 0.496 BTC [-]

17:40:10 ThickAsThieves: smart guys, sony http://www.theverge.com/2014/2/11/5401084/sony-mp3-player-comes-inside-bottle-of-water

17:40:32 davout: ThickAsThieves: that's old news, it's like what, six hours old

17:41:40 KRS1: ThickAsThieves: hidejo kids, hide yo wife, hide yo ATC, doge comin fo ya

17:41:45 KRS1: headed to 300 now

17:41:54 ThickAsThieves: hehe

17:48:56 ThickAsThieves: http://blogs.wsj.com/moneybeat/2014/02/11/j-p-morgan-weighs-in-on-bitcoin/?mod=WSJBlog

17:48:57 ozbot: J.P. Morgan Weighs In on Bitcoin - MoneyBeat - WSJ

17:49:13 ThickAsThieves: "At the risk of sounding like a luddite unable to recognize the transformative effects of evolving technologies –– bitcoin looks like an innovation worth limiting exposure to."

17:49:30 ThickAsThieves: “As a medium of exchange, unit of account and store of value, it is vastly inferior to fiat currencies.

17:50:11 ThickAsThieves: “With fixed supply, bitcoin’s deflationary bias should also be clear. That quality serves owners well when exchanging into foreign currency, but it would be onerous for any economy operating with it as legal tender. Indeed Weimar Germany was unpleasant, but so was the Great Depression.”

17:54:54 ThickAsThieves: http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/1xmf8u/i_just_launched_a_new_exchange_for_gox_btc_real/

17:54:55 ozbot: I just launched a new exchange for Gox BTC <=> Real BTC : Bitcoin

17:55:21 ThickAsThieves: "1GOXBTC=583.00USD"

17:55:33 ThickAsThieves: gox is so bad they are a fork now

17:56:18 Majjiok: what a joke

17:56:27 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 33200 @ 0.00085599 = 28.4189 BTC [+]

18:03:57 KRS1: wow

18:06:56 ThickAsThieves: an amazing thing happened to me today, i made a controversial comment on a local news website, when they deleted it, i left another comment asking why they deleted my reasonable questions. They restored my original comment and deleted the new one.

18:06:56 assbot: AMAZING COMPANY!

18:07:56 KRS1: dudes..big problems

18:08:35 KRS1: so like this mallebility problem, manifesting as ddos now but its not ddos it seems it could be coming from the network itself.

18:09:26 Majjiok: https://www.bitstamp.net/article/bitcoin-withdraws-suspended/

18:09:27 ozbot: Bitcoin withdrawal processing suspended - Bitstamp

18:09:27 Majjiok: buy buy buy

18:10:21 KRS1: tx vulnerability ogeeze

18:11:06 KRS1: SOMEONE GET FONTAS ON THE RED PHONE!!! Find out where Wolong is!! Get the helicopters warmed up!

18:11:19 ThickAsThieves: bitstamp got goxed

18:11:31 ThickAsThieves: great

18:13:00 Majjiok: ThickAsThieves: this is probably the best buying opportunity since the fork in early 2013

18:13:34 twizt: pretty sure its heading lower

18:13:59 punkman1: distributed goxing

18:14:03 ThickAsThieves: probly

18:14:08 ThickAsThieves: but you never know

18:14:57 twizt: close above 635 = bullish

18:15:01 twizt: otherwise down down down

18:15:06 KRS1: .bait

18:15:08 ozbot: http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0l6c05vjl1qf0gljo1_500.jpg

18:15:15 KRS1: .bait

18:15:17 ozbot: http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m19h4bXMmR1qk6jw7o1_500.jpg

18:15:33 KRS1: When the going gets tough, the tough gets FAPPing.

18:15:40 twizt: lol

18:15:48 twizt: only took 2 bait that time?

18:15:53 KRS1: fap fap fap!

18:16:47 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 2 @ 0.071 = 0.142 BTC [-]

18:16:48 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 2 @ 0.12400004 = 0.248 BTC [-]

18:16:49 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 2 @ 0.19376446 = 0.3875 BTC [+]

18:17:04 Majjiok: ThickAsThieves: sorry, what "you never know"?

18:18:54 ThickAsThieves: anything can happen

18:19:11 ThickAsThieves: maybe bitstamp opens again in 1 hour

18:19:13 ThickAsThieves: i dunno

18:19:39 Majjiok: ThickAsThieves: well, price is plummeting right bnow

18:20:20 ThickAsThieves: well ive been selling ;)

18:25:14 TomServo: ThickAsThieves | 1Enjoy1C4bYBr3tN4sMKxvvJDqG8NkdR4Z is sending random dust to me << I'm seeing that as well, a couple from 1Sochi too

18:25:36 Majjiok: TomServo: that guy is sending dust to everybody

18:25:59 TomServo: Majjiok: What's the story there?

18:26:27 Majjiok: TomServo: that's something that has been happening forever. Its probably a tracking attempt.

18:26:46 Majjiok: When you'll spend that dust, the address that received it will be linked to other addresses owned by you

18:27:29 Majjiok: so the sender of the dust will be effectively able to determine that one single person/entity controls that set of addresses

18:27:35 TomServo: Interesting. Is there a way to prevent spending the dust?

18:27:58 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 182 @ 0.0008343 = 0.1518 BTC [+]

18:28:35 pankkake: yes. clients like Armory, the Coin Control patch for bitcoin-qt…

18:29:28 Majjiok: exactly. Coin control, which just means that you get to choose from what addresses you are going to spend the coins - thus you can avoid spending coins from the address in which you have received the "tracking device" :)

18:31:19 ThickAsThieves: not exactly practical

18:31:48 Majjiok: Anyhow: if you are worried about privacy then you should always use Tor with Bitcoin-QT, plus coinjoin/mixing for most of your transactions. By default is very easy to link addresses owned by the same person.

18:32:02 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 4000 @ 0.0001899 = 0.7596 BTC [-]

18:36:00 punkman: btc-e fixed themselves: https://twitter.com/btcecom/statuses/433279984614899712

18:38:08 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 11709 @ 0.00018984 = 2.2228 BTC [-] {4}

18:44:14 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 1 @ 0.126 BTC [+]

18:45:53 deadweasel: punkman: those comments don't agree with their 'fix'

18:47:52 dexX7: litecoin withdrawals seem not to be affected

18:49:11 Majjiok: dexX7: because no body is spamming the LTC network with modified transactions

18:49:31 punkman: someone in the trollbox said they couldn't withdraw LTC either

18:49:55 the20year3: Have any bitcoin based securities issued PPMs?

18:50:57 benkay: not to my knowlege, the20year3, but I haven't read *everything* yet

18:56:25 Jere_Jones: PPM?

18:56:25 the20year3: Back in july it seemed a few companies were going to have lawyer-drafted ones, but they never came out, we should have ours out in 10 days, so i'm curious why no one else had them

18:56:27 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 1 @ 0.12400004 BTC [-]

18:56:28 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 1 @ 0.19376446 BTC [+]

18:56:36 the20year3: private placement memorandum, what the SEC wants to take investment

18:56:45 Jere_Jones: ty

18:58:28 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 25 @ 0.0058001 = 0.145 BTC [+]

18:58:30 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 1 @ 0.12400004 BTC [-]

18:58:31 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 1 @ 0.19376446 BTC [+]

18:59:04 pankkake: http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=3264

18:59:05 ozbot: Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

19:07:05 benkay: because most bitcoin-soliciting "securities" are either a) actually scams or b) don't give two shits about the US regulatory landscape.

19:10:40 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 10 @ 0.07041 = 0.7041 BTC [-] {3}

19:11:41 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 22 @ 0.06967726 = 1.5329 BTC [-] {5}

19:16:53 jurov: !t m s.mpoe

19:16:54 assbot: [MPEX:S.MPOE] 1D: 0.00084969 / 0.00085555 / 0.00086193 (821245 shares, 702.62 BTC), 7D: 0.00082189 / 0.00086903 / 0.00093912 (6351344 shares, 5,519.55 BTC), 30D: 0.00082189 / 0.00090299 / 0.00101414 (26633262 shares, 24,049.67 BTC)

19:16:58 jurov: !t m s.bbet

19:16:58 assbot: [MPEX:S.BBET] 1D: 0 / 0 / 0 (0 shares, 0 BTC), 7D: 0.00062099 / 0.00062099 / 0.00062299 (9360 shares, 5.81 BTC), 30D: 0.0006 / 0.00069705 / 0.0009 (16002 shares, 11.15 BTC)

19:22:52 assbot: [MPEX] [S.BBET] 200 @ 0.00060598 = 0.1212 BTC [-]

19:35:04 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 20 @ 0.0055 = 0.11 BTC

19:44:08 benkay: !t h rent

19:44:08 assbot: [HAVELOCK:RENT] 1D: 0.00550000 / 0.0055 / 0.00550000 (3640 shares, 20.02000000 BTC), 7D: 0.00550000 / 0.0055 / 0.00550000 (28629 shares, 157.45950000 BTC), 30D: 0.00550000 / 0.0055 / 0.00550000 (28629 shares, 157.45950000 BTC)

19:44:22 benkay: ;;ticker --market btcavg

19:44:23 gribble: BitcoinAverage BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 649.2, Best ask: 650.23, Bid-ask spread: 1.03000, Last trade: 649.78, 24 hour volume: 81639.42, 24 hour low: None, 24 hour high: None, 24 hour vwap: 690.66

19:44:39 benkay: ;;calc 157.5 * 690.66

19:44:39 gribble: 108778.95

19:45:28 mike_c: hardly seems worth the effort for 100k

19:50:19 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 100 @ 0.00578999 = 0.579 BTC [-]

20:03:32 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 27900 @ 0.00085733 = 23.9195 BTC [+] {2}

20:08:21 benkay: that's three whole houses, man.

20:08:32 benkay: scale of ambition, i tell ya...

20:14:43 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 183 @ 0.00578999 = 1.0596 BTC [-]

20:23:52 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [7C] 122 @ 0.00367499 = 0.4483 BTC [-] {6}

20:40:08 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23900 @ 0.00086078 = 20.5726 BTC [+] {3}

20:50:18 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 51 @ 0.00476201 = 0.2429 BTC [-] {3}

20:51:20 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 3 @ 0.0694 = 0.2082 BTC [-]

20:52:20 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 1 @ 0.126 BTC [+]

20:57:25 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 67 @ 0.52118682 = 34.9195 BTC [-] {31}

20:58:26 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 17 @ 0.49675294 = 8.4448 BTC [-] {7}

20:59:28 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 1 @ 0.1255 BTC [-]

20:59:29 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 1 @ 0.19376446 BTC [+]

21:02:30 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 2 @ 0.0721 = 0.1442 BTC [+]

21:04:33 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 1 @ 0.1251 BTC [-]

21:04:34 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 1 @ 0.19376446 BTC [+]

21:07:10 benkay: is this really a ddos?

21:07:24 benkay: this transaction diddling thing that someone's engaging in?

21:07:30 benkay: and what scale is it actually occuring on?

21:07:35 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 100 @ 0.00578999 = 0.579 BTC [-]

21:07:46 mod6: hard to know for sure.

21:08:37 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.56 BTC [+]

21:09:01 jurov: coinroll got hit, it was about 3 of 50 transactions

21:11:21 the20year3: with what, maleability?

21:11:39 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 36000 @ 0.00086198 = 31.0313 BTC [+] {3}

21:11:44 jurov: yes. but as one can't withdraw from there until all deposits get confirmed

21:11:55 jurov: it was just matter of cleaning up

21:12:12 BingoBoingo: benkay: It is mostly people not understanding what parts of transaction matter (inputs, outputs, and signature) and parts the network couldn't care less about (txid hash)

21:12:40 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 1981 @ 0.003 = 5.943 BTC [-]

21:12:46 jurov: not even that

21:12:53 jurov: kjust track spent inputs

21:13:00 Apocalyptic: ^

21:13:57 BingoBoingo: Once shit gets mined, then maybe care more about a txid

21:15:27 pankkake: https://torrentfreak.com/how-pirate-bay-came-close-to-hosting-on-north-korean-soil-140211/

21:25:53 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 32200 @ 0.00086346 = 27.8034 BTC [+] {2}

21:25:54 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 1 @ 0.12500001 BTC [-]

21:25:55 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 1 @ 0.19376446 BTC [+]

21:27:56 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 1 @ 0.125 BTC [-]

21:27:57 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 1 @ 0.19376446 BTC [+]

21:27:58 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 1086 @ 0.00018235 = 0.198 BTC [-] {2}

21:28:56 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 4489 @ 0.00018234 = 0.8185 BTC [-]

21:36:45 nubbins`: epic finds at the record store today

21:37:00 nubbins`: black sabbath's first album, primus, and a talking heads live double lp

21:37:38 Duffer1: i didn't primus had vinyl

21:37:43 Duffer1: which one is it?

21:39:26 nubbins`: seas of cheese

21:39:28 nubbins`: they had 3 or 4

21:39:50 nubbins`: shit gets reissued all the time on vinyl too, hard to keep track

21:40:10 Duffer1: wtb tales from the punchbowl in vinyl

21:40:12 nubbins`: the talking heads double is 180gram, sounds like my ears are being tickled

21:40:23 Duffer1: ha

21:40:50 nubbins`: thye had frizzle fry and brown album there as well

21:41:00 nubbins`: frrom primus

21:42:09 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 40 @ 0.00578999 = 0.2316 BTC [-]

21:45:12 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 21 @ 0.00570905 = 0.1199 BTC [-] {5}

21:46:13 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4254 @ 0.00086353 = 3.6735 BTC [+]

21:47:14 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16065 @ 0.00086582 = 13.9094 BTC [+] {2}

21:48:15 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1070 @ 0.00086637 = 0.927 BTC [+]

21:56:23 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 275 @ 0.00303017 = 0.8333 BTC [+] {6}

21:56:54 punkman1: Node.js is so hip even their package manager gets VC funding

21:57:13 Apocalyptic: wtf am I reading

21:57:28 punkman1: http://blog.npmjs.org/post/76320673650/funding

21:58:34 Mats_cd03: I'm deep frying a turkey in my house atm

21:59:20 Mats_cd03: I love the smell of danger.

22:00:35 Mats_cd03: I could die at any moment, but at least I have chicken

22:00:47 fghj: Hello, Namword how is btc-bond doing?

22:03:19 deadweasel: in your house?

22:03:31 deadweasel: maybe that hsould happen outside?

22:03:37 deadweasel: should*

22:07:34 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 223 @ 0.00045008 = 0.1004 BTC [-] {6}

22:08:43 BingoBoingo: deadweasel: A little danger only hurts occasionally...

22:10:16 deadweasel: hurts me regularly.

22:10:31 deadweasel: torn ligament sheath and twisted foot righ nao

22:14:40 BingoBoingo: Ouch

22:16:06 deadweasel: meh, they gave me some oxycodone.

22:16:43 deadweasel: and i would set myself on fire if I tried what you're doing.

22:17:02 deadweasel: i *am* murphys law

22:20:47 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 3291 @ 0.00018234 = 0.6001 BTC [-] {2}

22:23:50 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3950 @ 0.00086376 = 3.4119 BTC [-]

22:24:51 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 7250 @ 0.00018234 = 1.322 BTC [-] {2}

22:25:52 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 5000 @ 0.00018233 = 0.9117 BTC [-] {2}

22:27:37 ThickAsThieves: ;;rate Namworld 1 Handled the closure of BTC-BOND responsibly and kept up with payments until my account was settled.

22:27:39 gribble: Rating entry successful. Your rating of 1 for user Namworld has been recorded.

22:28:55 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 2500 @ 0.00018016 = 0.4504 BTC [-] {2}

22:30:57 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 25235 @ 0.00086637 = 21.8628 BTC [+]

22:31:27 ThickAsThieves: ;;rate jurov 1 Helped with some share transfers, and helped keep me safe during a Bitfunder scare.

22:31:29 gribble: Rating entry successful. Your rating of 1 for user jurov has been recorded.

22:33:31 ThickAsThieves: ;;rate mircea_popescu 1 Runs MPEx like a champ, helpful in clearing most any fog.

22:33:33 gribble: Rating entry successful. Your rating of 1 for user mircea_popescu has been recorded.

22:34:04 ThickAsThieves: ;;gettrust parseval

22:34:05 gribble: WARNING: Currently not authenticated. Trust relationship from user ThickAsThieves to user parseval: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 1 via 1 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=ThickAsThieves&dest=parseval | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=parseval | Rated since: Thu May 2 21:38:21 2013

22:35:11 ThickAsThieves: ;;rate parseval 1 Very helpful in transitioning some web software and assisting the team.

22:35:12 gribble: Rating entry successful. Your rating of 1 for user parseval has been recorded.

22:36:27 ThickAsThieves: ;;rate topace 1 Assisted with some share transfers, has been helpful in Havelock dealings.

22:36:28 gribble: Rating entry successful. Your rating of 1 for user topace has been recorded.

22:36:54 ThickAsThieves: ;;gettrust Ukyo

22:36:55 gribble: WARNING: Currently not authenticated. Trust relationship from user ThickAsThieves to user Ukyo: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 0 via 0 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=ThickAsThieves&dest=Ukyo | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=Ukyo | Rated since: never

22:37:02 ThickAsThieves: ;;gettrust Ukto

22:37:02 gribble: WARNING: Currently not authenticated. Trust relationship from user ThickAsThieves to user Ukto: Level 1: 1, Level 2: -2 via 2 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=ThickAsThieves&dest=Ukto | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=Ukto | Rated since: Wed Jun 15 00:24:56 2011

22:37:55 ThickAsThieves: ;;rate Ukto -10 Managed Bitfunder poorly, lost money for many people, poor communications in the aftermath.

22:37:57 gribble: Rating entry successful. Your rating for user Ukto has changed from 1 to -10.

22:38:19 ThickAsThieves: ;;gettrust Tradefortress

22:38:20 gribble: WARNING: Currently not authenticated. Trust relationship from user ThickAsThieves to user Tradefortress: Level 1: 0, Level 2: -1 via 1 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=ThickAsThieves&dest=Tradefortress | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=Tradefortress | Rated since: Mon Sep 24 00:10:15 2012

22:39:08 ThickAsThieves: ;;rate TradeFortress -10 Scammed many people through various internet services then disappeared.

22:39:09 gribble: Rating entry successful. Your rating of -10 for user TradeFortress has been recorded.

22:39:25 ThickAsThieves: ;;gettrust garr255

22:39:25 gribble: WARNING: Currently not authenticated. Trust relationship from user ThickAsThieves to user garr255: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 0 via 0 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=ThickAsThieves&dest=garr255 | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=garr255 | Rated since: Sat Jun 16 15:01:31 2012

22:39:40 jurov: TAT's day of reckoning

22:40:26 ThickAsThieves: ;;rate garr255 -10 Scammed with fake mining outfit, using socks to manipulate auctions, etc

22:40:27 gribble: Rating entry successful. Your rating of -10 for user garr255 has been recorded.

22:40:35 ThickAsThieves: Am I missing anyone?

22:40:46 ThickAsThieves: surely

22:41:50 ThickAsThieves: ;;rate aethero -10 Sullied everything the WoT stands for. Scammed via Ziggap and BTCJam

22:41:52 gribble: Rating entry successful. Your rating for user aethero has changed from 1 to -10.

22:41:59 Apocalyptic: TAT on a rating spree

22:42:06 ThickAsThieves: sorry if it'

22:42:09 ThickAsThieves: s spammy

22:42:11 dexX7: lawl

22:42:15 ThickAsThieves: I figure people might like to know

22:42:58 Apocalyptic: it's not more spammy than our chess games so i guess it's ok

22:43:57 mike_c: did anyone end up winnign that tournament?

22:44:06 ThickAsThieves: ;;rate 10 ineededausername Did many bulk share purchases with and without escrow.

22:44:06 gribble: Error: 'ineededausername' is not a valid integer.

22:44:22 davout: Apocalyptic: you guys played chess on assets? that's cool

22:44:34 Apocalyptic: davout, yeah

22:44:58 davout: who played? and who won?

22:45:46 jurov: mp funded a tournament, afaik it didn't finish yet

22:45:55 jurov: but am not keeping track

22:46:01 ThickAsThieves: ;;rate gsan 1 Reliable trader

22:46:03 gribble: Rating entry successful. Your rating of 1 for user gsan has been recorded.

22:46:37 davout: jurov: why does a chess tournament over the internet need funding?

22:46:54 davout: or just point me to the logs :-)

22:47:02 mike_c: someone has to pay for the trophy

22:47:12 Mats_cd03: I am a god in the kitchen

22:47:20 davout: mike_c: aah i see

22:47:47 davout: prolly too late to register i presume

22:48:07 nubbins`: wait, there's a trophy?

22:48:12 nubbins`: ;;seen truffles

22:48:12 gribble: truffles was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 2 days, 23 hours, 6 minutes, and 5 seconds ago: <truffles> guess we'll have to wait til things shift

22:48:14 mike_c: i don't think there is actually a trophy. but mp put up a prize

22:48:22 mike_c: as did BingoBoingo

22:48:26 Apocalyptic: wasn't aware either

22:48:46 Namworld: ThickAsThieves, ineededausername rating failed.

22:48:48 Apocalyptic: I just played Bingo once and truffles on chess.com several times

22:48:50 davout: i want to play IRC poker

22:48:53 Mats_cd03: I want to play

22:49:04 KRS-One: I'll take a rating for being so cool.

22:49:16 KRS-One: thxz

22:50:14 jurov: you are not so cool as vexual

22:50:19 Namworld: ;:rate KRS-One -1 Cheap point whore. Would not recommend. Pay more for better quality.

22:50:34 jurov: but vexual is supposedly too cool to get into wot :/

22:51:17 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 123 @ 0.00083444 = 0.1026 BTC [+]

22:51:18 Namworld: It would vex vexual's sexuality to be in wot.

22:51:32 Namworld: Wouldn't be able to handle it.

22:51:45 BingoBoingo: davout: It is still continuing. To my knowledge it is a four way round robin. Right now I'm 2-1 having lost to namworld and beat nubbins` and truffles. I think Namworld and truffles are 1-1 and nubbins` is 0-1.

22:52:16 BingoBoingo: If this ends up a 3 way tie I dunno what tie breakers would be yet.

22:52:21 davout: ;;rate KRS-One 1 Mildly cool rating whore

22:52:22 gribble: Error: User doesn't exist in the Rating or GPG databases. User must be GPG-registered to receive ratings.

22:52:37 BingoBoingo: Or a two way tie for that matter

22:52:58 davout: wai u no work wot

22:53:13 Apocalyptic: davout, ;;rate [ident KRS-One]

22:53:44 davout: ;;rate 1 KRS-One Mildly cool rating whore

22:53:45 gribble: Error: 'KRS-One' is not a valid integer.

22:54:02 davout: lol nvm, the universe doesn't want me to rate KRS-One

22:54:12 Namworld: U wot mate?

22:54:20 Namworld: No?

22:54:23 Namworld: Oh okay.

22:55:37 davout: BingoBoingo: a four way round-robin sounds like some orgy variant, that means there are four players each playing in turn against each of the other ones ?

22:55:55 BingoBoingo: davout: Yeah.

22:56:44 BingoBoingo: nubbins` was in the tournament spec even though he was the last to begin playing

22:57:34 davout: BingoBoingo: does the algorithm allow for latecomers?

22:57:47 BingoBoingo: davout: I dunno ask MP

22:58:09 moiety: hihi

22:58:23 moiety: bitstamp has halted too?

22:59:10 BingoBoingo: moiety: Bitstamp also uses two cans and a string

22:59:18 moiety: lol!

22:59:32 moiety: i was just reading ars

22:59:44 pankkake: https://twitter.com/davidmarcus/status/432916473049137152

22:59:46 ozbot: Twitter / davidmarcus: My card (with EMV chip) got ...

22:59:58 moiety: how is everyone today?

23:00:51 davout: pankkake: hah yeah, the merchant would have been fucked instead

23:12:38 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 49 @ 0.50741182 = 24.8632 BTC [-] {13}

23:12:52 ThickAsThieves: ;;rate ineededausername 10 Did many bulk share purchases with and without escrow.

23:12:53 gribble: Rating entry successful. Your rating of 10 for user ineededausername has been recorded.

23:12:57 ThickAsThieves: thanks nam

23:13:46 jurov: inb4 <mircea_popescu> mpex deprecated withdrawals first

23:14:07 jurov: (was a running joke sometime last year)

23:15:49 ThickAsThieves: http://blogs.wsj.com/moneybeat/2014/02/11/carl-icahn-calls-for-glass-steagall-to-return/?mod=WSJBlog

23:15:50 ozbot: Carl Icahn Calls for Glass-Steagall to Return - MoneyBeat - WSJ

23:19:10 ThickAsThieves: http://www.wired.com/underwire/2014/02/robocop-crowdsourced-remake/?cid=18434524

23:19:12 ozbot: Crowdsourced RoboCop Remake Is Not Even Remotely SFW | Underwire | Wired.com

23:19:45 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 23 @ 0.00560905 = 0.129 BTC [-] {6}

23:55:20 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 59 @ 0.0056998 = 0.3363 BTC [+] {2}