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00:00:09 danielpbarron: heh, my new -1 for gmaxwell caused him to lose the ability to !up himself http://serajewelks.bitcoin-otc.com/trustgraph.php?source=assbot&dest=gmaxwell

00:00:09 assbot: #bitcoin-otc Web of Trust - Trust graph

00:00:30 mircea_popescu: ;;seen gmaxwell

00:00:30 gribble: gmaxwell was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 1 year, 37 weeks, 2 days, 21 hours, 42 minutes, and 25 seconds ago: <gmaxwell> thestringpuller: because he's nice for ten minute spans of time, and evades the bans and not everone knows about this BS.

00:00:53 mircea_popescu: well fwtw.

00:04:34 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 190 @ 0.002728 = 0.5183 BTC [+]

00:04:43 benkay: !s evades the bans

00:04:44 assbot: 1 results for 'evades the bans' : http://search.bitcoin-assets.com/?q=evades+the+bans

00:05:25 benkay: looks like a hole in the logs.

00:06:09 benkay: log's date formats are by month

00:06:16 benkay: gribble returns seen by years and weeks

00:06:18 mircea_popescu: well yes, 2years ago. proly mthreat didn't get around to parsing the old stuff he got

00:06:38 benkay: *shrug* who even knows

00:07:05 benkay: the impedance mismatch between gribbles dates and the log dateformat makes for friction.

00:07:54 mircea_popescu: http://i.imgur.com/gu40OjO.png

00:08:03 mircea_popescu: who the fuck does this. fuck first, then put condom on ?!

00:11:34 benkay: http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/1343323/WTF

00:11:34 assbot: WTF 4chan

00:11:46 dub: not everyone choses to live where everyone has aids

00:12:23 mthreat: mircea_popescu: ya I was waiting for one guy who may have the logs from 2 years ago with no holes. I think his nickname begins with "A" but I can't remember it

00:12:58 mircea_popescu: http://www.dailydot.com/geek/dash-con-controversy-tumblr/

00:12:58 assbot: Over the course of a weekend, DashCon 2014 descended into chaos

00:13:02 mircea_popescu: megascam apparently.

00:13:21 mircea_popescu: a guy from 2 years ago ?!

00:14:40 mircea_popescu: http://imgur.com/gallery/hqWD9 scam related.

00:14:41 assbot: Anon discusses Dashcon. - Imgur

00:14:53 mthreat: mircea_popescu: maybe it was Azelphur

00:14:58 mircea_popescu: apparently bitcoin is not exceptional wrt bagholders and their behaviour

00:15:04 mircea_popescu: mthreat a that could be lessee.

00:15:09 mircea_popescu: Azelphur yo! logs ?

00:16:29 Azelphur: who what where?

00:16:41 Azelphur: also got takeaway arriving in a second, so might disappear :)

00:17:06 mthreat: Azelphur: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=22-06-2014#728423

00:17:06 assbot: #bitcoin-assets log

00:17:08 mircea_popescu: chan logs from 2012, you were gonna give to mthreat

00:17:26 mthreat: Azelphur: if you have logs, I'd love them, to backfill search.b-a :)

00:19:41 Azelphur: mthreat: Uploading, will be available at https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/3832397/misc/2014/Jul/bitcoin-assets.zip once the upload is complete.

00:19:42 assbot: Not Found

00:19:56 Azelphur: oh, it already completed, that was fast.

00:20:11 Azelphur: sometimes I forget the wonders of my fancy new fibre connection.

00:20:37 mircea_popescu: cool danke!

00:21:14 mthreat: Azelphur: downloading, thanks!

00:22:07 Azelphur: mircea_popescu: you were right about my business endeavours btw :)

00:22:14 *: Azelphur goes back to thinking about how to not suck at making money

00:22:19 mircea_popescu: lol

00:22:24 mircea_popescu: hey, i actually got something for you.

00:22:30 Azelphur: things! \o/

00:22:36 Azelphur: go on? :)

00:22:40 mircea_popescu: how about you implement that bitcoin register thing ?

00:22:47 Azelphur: bitcoin register thing?

00:22:52 mircea_popescu: ok lemme find it

00:23:00 mircea_popescu: !s name in the spec

00:23:00 assbot: 1 results for 'name in the spec' : http://search.bitcoin-assets.com/?q=name+in+the+spec

00:23:22 mircea_popescu: Azelphur http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=14-06-2014#718931

00:23:23 assbot: #bitcoin-assets log

00:24:02 Azelphur: what's b-a?

00:24:09 Azelphur: bitcoin assets?

00:24:17 mircea_popescu: yea

00:24:40 Azelphur: brb, pizza is here

00:29:36 kakobrekla: <Azelphur> mircea_popescu: you were right about my business endeavours btw :) < ah, the powers of ba.

00:29:52 mircea_popescu: kakobrekla you know how many times a day i get that ?

00:30:02 kakobrekla: which part

00:30:06 mircea_popescu: "o and btw, you were right about x business idea/venture/partner/whatever"

00:30:14 kakobrekla: mhm

00:30:21 mircea_popescu: it's kinda why i stick around here, megaegoboost

00:30:35 Azelphur: mircea_popescu: well, to be fair you were only partially right, you said he was gonna screw me over and he didn't :P

00:30:43 Azelphur: he did however take one too many drugs and end up dead :<

00:30:52 mircea_popescu: o.O

00:31:02 mircea_popescu: yeah i guess i was.... partially right.

00:31:10 *: mircea_popescu backs away slowly

00:31:21 Azelphur: xD

00:31:40 Azelphur: anyway shall munch my pizza then read through the log :)

00:31:45 mircea_popescu: enjoe.

00:32:15 mircea_popescu: kakobrekla btw, do you know what's the SECOND most common thing i get ?

00:33:11 kakobrekla: do tell

00:33:54 mircea_popescu: i guess ima mail you too.

00:35:52 mircea_popescu: check customer support.

00:36:36 kakobrekla: :)

00:37:59 mircea_popescu: she's coming to visit. alas... you won't be here. because somalia.

00:40:11 kakobrekla: her loss!

00:41:39 mircea_popescu: she's loose not lossy.

00:45:15 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 200 @ 0.002721 = 0.5442 BTC [-]

00:47:49 Azelphur: mircea_popescu: seems like a fun idea, although it doesn't really solve my "not sucking at making money" problem :P

00:48:19 mircea_popescu: usure ?

00:48:37 nubbins`: not sucking at making money is a problem?

00:48:59 Azelphur: nubbins`: no, but sucking at making money is ;)

00:49:04 kakobrekla: step 1: admitting you have a problem

00:49:08 mircea_popescu: sucking makes money.

00:49:21 Azelphur: mircea_popescu: I dunno, I guess the monthly sub thing could work towards making some money, also what's assbots l2?

00:49:26 mircea_popescu: Azelphur but seriously, it has a fee attached. that makes money.

00:49:29 kakobrekla: step 2: ba logs.

00:49:30 mircea_popescu: or do you want to make a lot of money fast ?

00:49:43 mircea_popescu: ;;gettrust assbot azelphur

00:49:44 gribble: Currently authenticated from hostmask Azelphur!~Azelphur@azelphur.com. Trust relationship from user assbot to user azelphur: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 5 via 5 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=assbot&dest=azelphur | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=azelphur | Rated since: Mon Apr 9 00:11:58 2012

00:49:48 mircea_popescu: Level 2: 5 via 5 connections.

00:49:52 Azelphur: oh right, level 2 connections

00:49:57 mircea_popescu: ayup

00:50:04 Azelphur: mircea_popescu: who doesn't want to make a lot of money fast

00:50:05 Azelphur: ;)

00:50:06 benkay: <syntheticsky> anyone interested in starting a new altcoin based on the concept of strong artificial intelligence? I run an AI project. please /join #syntheticsky if interested

00:50:06 benkay: <syntheticsky> or email me at synthetic.sky@gmx.de

00:50:06 benkay: <syntheticsky> as as I can't stay online

00:50:11 mircea_popescu: i think if you ask nicely kako may share the code of how he tests it

00:50:25 mircea_popescu: benkay lets jkoin then

00:50:31 Azelphur: mircea_popescu: tests what?

00:50:36 benkay: (crayballs altcoiners)

00:50:43 mircea_popescu: Azelphur the l2ness

00:50:48 Azelphur: oh, that's easy to test

00:51:32 mircea_popescu: kk

00:51:43 mircea_popescu: reusing code has the advantage that bugs may be found

00:51:48 mircea_popescu: especially valuable if kako wrote it

00:52:02 benkay: testing in production...twice!

00:52:08 *: Azelphur shrugs

00:52:12 Azelphur: depends what language its in

00:52:22 mircea_popescu: php

00:52:29 Azelphur: yea...pass

00:52:31 Azelphur: xD

00:52:36 mircea_popescu: php on bungee rope

00:52:42 mircea_popescu: the competitor to ruby on rails.

00:53:21 benkay: probably going to win by virtue of inertia

00:53:26 Azelphur: mircea_popescu: been doing this kinda thing since before my balls had dropped, I'm sure I can manage ;)

00:53:42 kakobrekla: my php made more btc than your python or whatever.

00:53:46 mircea_popescu: asciilifeform ever linked you to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVtapIMHTXs ?

00:53:46 assbot: Viata de care noi nu stim - YouTube

00:53:54 Azelphur: kakobrekla: doubt it :P

00:53:58 kakobrekla: i dont.

00:54:14 benkay: kinda not a language-level thing, the profitability of an operation.

00:54:22 Azelphur: ^

00:54:29 mircea_popescu: lies.

00:54:48 benkay: orly? story time?

00:55:10 mircea_popescu: no lol

00:55:35 kakobrekla: thats the point

00:55:48 kakobrekla: it what comes out of it.

00:55:50 kakobrekla: its*

00:56:41 dub: http://thegeekiary.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/10514163_10153083113518569_5085828363159786149_o.jpg

00:56:49 dub: so much downs in that lineup

00:57:47 Azelphur: haha

00:57:47 mircea_popescu: are you an internet troll making blind unidimensional blackness, dub ?

00:58:31 mircea_popescu: mike_c https://btc.waroflife.com/gow/17/activity/#bomb_payments << all three big bombs life ? srsly ?

00:58:31 assbot: War of Life - Cellular automaton to the death!

00:58:31 mircea_popescu: SCAM!

00:59:46 mike_c: the blockchain is scamming, not me.

00:59:56 mike_c: blame the miners

00:59:56 mircea_popescu: btw, seen hanbot's rehash idea ?

01:00:06 mike_c: no

01:01:03 mircea_popescu: hm grible eats last tells

01:01:08 mircea_popescu: !s rehash

01:01:09 assbot: 39 results for 'rehash' : http://search.bitcoin-assets.com/?q=rehash

01:01:28 mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=13-07-2014#753871

01:01:29 assbot: #bitcoin-assets log

01:07:28 mircea_popescu: "- Tumblr user kirbeh described hotel mints being given away at a panel as competition prizes."

01:07:40 mircea_popescu: no srsly, the neobees of this world gotta learn from this dashcom thing

01:07:55 mircea_popescu: i mean this is even cheaper than the bitcoin foundation prizepool.

01:09:10 mircea_popescu: "- None of the main convention organizers appear to have a background in fan conventions or similar events. DashCon owners Megan Eli and Roxanne Schwieterman are a novelist ?with 15 years of business experience? and a 20-year-old with ?a degree in hospitality management,? respectively."

01:13:32 mike_c: well, more like why even bother worry about it. the odds of that happenning are zero.

01:14:20 mircea_popescu: it ?

01:14:34 mike_c: rehash on edge case

01:15:05 mircea_popescu: a. because the sort of people who want to play this are ocd types

01:15:15 mircea_popescu: and you don't want to put that sort of copy in front of ocd types.

01:15:30 mircea_popescu: it grates.

01:16:04 mike_c: ;;calc 0.04633 ** 20

01:16:04 gribble: 0

01:16:11 mike_c: indeed gribble

01:16:37 mircea_popescu: lol

01:17:26 mike_c: 2.07 x 10 ^ -27

01:17:52 mike_c: srsly, the world will be invaded by aliens a billion times over before that happens

01:18:30 mike_c: and i do handle it, not like the game blows up

01:20:09 mircea_popescu: aite, i guess it can be a point of argument then. gotta give users something to complain about

01:20:14 mircea_popescu: which reminds me, chatbox ?

01:20:48 mike_c: i could drop in an iframe with freenode web chat :)

01:21:28 mike_c: i've thought of a couple different chat mechanisms. JD's chat box always seemed like a negative to me

01:21:41 mike_c: did you ever spend any time in there?

01:21:50 mircea_popescu: originally.

01:21:56 mircea_popescu: but a freenode drop seems ideal to me.

01:23:34 mike_c: ;;later tell punkman yes.. something in that area is needed.

01:23:34 gribble: The operation succeeded.

01:24:40 mike_c: it's hard to have a "your bets" thing, because it's all on the blockchain. but i could let you mark arbitrary bets as yours and then track those.

01:25:55 kakobrekla: ;;g kiwi irc

01:25:55 gribble: Error: "g" is not a valid command.

01:25:59 kakobrekla: ;;google kiwi irc

01:26:00 gribble: KiwiIRC - The webIRC client: https://kiwiirc.com/; Kiwi IRC | Embedding: https://kiwiirc.com/embedding; prawnsalad/KiwiIRC · GitHub: https://github.com/prawnsalad/KiwiIRC/

01:26:15 kakobrekla: that one is also not bad

01:27:43 mike_c: that will do nicely

01:27:47 mike_c: thx

01:29:03 mircea_popescu: http://fanlore.org/wiki/When_a_Fan_Hits_the_Shit

01:29:04 assbot: When a Fan Hits the Shit - Fanlore

01:29:56 mircea_popescu: there is SO MUCH idiocy on the internet i had happily ignored

01:30:01 mircea_popescu: and it all fucking moved into btc.

01:30:10 mircea_popescu: and then i sit here and wonder wtf do all these idiots come from.

01:30:26 mircea_popescu: why, lj. tumblr. the con scene. this that and the fucking other.

01:34:53 dub: meh, think my phone is proper dead

01:42:52 thestringpuller: mircea_popescu: have you seen house of cards?

01:55:43 Duffer1: i'm being attacked

01:55:47 Duffer1: this guy's got balls

02:01:01 benkay: Duffer1: ?

02:03:06 Duffer1: they somehow got my unique email pw

02:03:30 Duffer1: used it to reset my coinbase password

02:03:51 Duffer1: then tried to call my cell phone company to set up call forwarding

02:04:27 Duffer1: my unique random generated 25 alpha/num email pw, how does someone get that?

02:05:31 Duffer1: how were they able to change coinbase pw when i have 2fa enabled

02:05:32 Duffer1: wtf

02:05:39 mthreat: keylogger?

02:06:06 mthreat: 2fa lasts 30 seconds; if someone were watching live, they could use it as you type it. <-- ultra paranoid

02:06:46 benkay: holy heck

02:07:30 Duffer1: i've got my bank account on lockdown, regained control of my compromised email for now

02:07:39 Duffer1: i need to figure how they got it so they don't regain control

02:09:26 mthreat: I want to put this as the background of a good song remix: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yYrYCE4i1c&feature=share

02:09:26 assbot: (Audiobook) The Original Bitcoin White Paper by Satoshi Nakamoto - YouTube

02:10:15 danielpbarron: 22:09:41 CTCP VERSION reply from Duffer1: HexChat 2.9.6 [x64] / Windows 7 [2.81GHz] << there's your problem

02:10:58 Duffer1: windoes or hexchat?

02:11:22 danielpbarron: did the bold not show up? (windows)

02:12:53 Duffer1: the name highlight may have overridden the bold

02:16:23 Duffer1: seriously though, just windows?

02:17:11 Duffer1: how did they know my phone service provider

02:18:01 mthreat: if they hav your email, they can find it out?

02:18:10 mthreat: if you receive email from provider

02:18:27 Duffer1: it's not associated, the service is even in my moms name

02:18:58 Duffer1: which is why they weren't successful in setting up call forwarding

02:23:51 danielpbarron: idk man, I don't trust ubuntu; I can't even imagine trying to feign security on a windows machine

02:25:41 mike_c: Duffer1: if you are concerned the machine is compromised you should pull the network cable and never plug it back in.

02:26:23 Duffer1: that's the thing, i have no idea what was compromised

02:27:39 danielpbarron: well you have some idea: your email was compromised apparently

02:28:03 Duffer1: email and coinbase and almost cell phone carrier

02:28:17 mike_c: mircea_popescu:dub hm, what do you hate about it ? that there's not really any "you lose 100%" ? << sometimes there is: https://atc.waroflife.com/gow/11/

02:28:17 assbot: Game 11 - Death 9097 Life 903 Year 1000 - War of Life

02:28:17 benkay: what's the commonality?

02:28:24 benkay: computer.

02:31:07 Duffer1: should i get a new HD or am I ok with just a new OS?

02:31:16 danielpbarron: lol

02:31:21 BingoBoingo: Duffer1: Hard dives are cheap

02:31:46 Duffer1: no i know, i've just never been compromised like this before, they didn't get anything, but still that's scary as fuck

02:34:01 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 285 @ 0.002729 = 0.7778 BTC [+] {2}

02:36:22 cazalla: anyone else have access to your machine?

02:36:37 kakobrekla: đđđđđđ

02:36:41 kakobrekla: ops.

02:36:52 kakobrekla: gotta change the password now!

02:37:17 Duffer1: nah just me and i'm here 24/7, also I run keyscrambler

02:37:48 Duffer1: i suspect they called comcast and got some tier one wanker to reset pw

02:38:28 Duffer1: i can't figure out how they got coinbase though unless coinbase itself is compromised

02:44:46 []bot: Bet placed: 1 BTC for No on "BTC to top $800 before August" http://bitbet.us/bet/994/ Odds: 18(Y):82(N) by coin, 19(Y):81(N) by weight. Total bet: 5.38923557 BTC. Current weight: 94,456.

02:45:45 benkay: ;;ticker

02:45:47 gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 627.71, Best ask: 629.98, Bid-ask spread: 2.27000, Last trade: 630.0, 24 hour volume: 3803.10216359, 24 hour low: 626.09, 24 hour high: 638.73, 24 hour vwap: 632.752522547

02:49:19 cazalla: danielpbarron: why don't you trust ubuntu? (that's what I use)

02:50:48 BingoBoingo: cazalla: Because the history of White Africans is one steeped in failure probably

02:56:14 cazalla: BingoBoingo: what's a better alternative for a novice?

02:56:59 BingoBoingo: Maybe Linux mint debian edition. Alternately Scientific Linux.

02:58:53 cazalla: i should probably put in the effort to learn a little more eh

02:59:19 artifexd: ;;ident Duffer1

02:59:19 gribble: Nick 'Duffer1', with hostmask 'Duffer1!~Duffer1@c-98-232-231-188.hsd1.or.comcast.net', is identified as user 'Duffer1', with GPG key id D5B0A00741A54A60, key fingerprint 68D283ADB0688306D98C5BE0D5B0A00741A54A60, and bitcoin address 1MHKhfiC7AgZdErt9b8xkXbcKoWSxPjJgG

02:59:53 artifexd: Duffer1: Are your gpg key and bitcoin wallet secure? How do we know that you are really you?

03:02:05 danielpbarron: cazalla, it's too popular; it's focus is on spready adoption rather than security

03:03:07 danielpbarron: I use it too; that's why I singled it out of all the other *nix variants

03:12:03 mircea_popescu: mike_c rare tho

03:14:11 BingoBoingo: cazalla: For pure ease of use some Debian derivative will prolly cause you the least headaches

03:15:33 Duffer1: artifexd afaik my gpg key wasn't compromised, but i have know way to confirm, my bitcoins are safe, i don't have anything online or on my comp

03:16:41 artifexd: Still, it might be a good idea to put sweeping all your wallets and changing your gribble keys on your cleanup todo list.

03:17:03 Duffer1: fuck you're right

03:18:20 artifexd: Sweeping to a paper wallet is first on my "what to do when shit is suspicious" list.

03:18:50 Duffer1: i'm already on paper, but i'll probably have to change gpg info

03:19:17 danielpbarron: with what machine was the paper created?

03:19:38 Duffer1: offline laptop, i bought it for that purpoes

03:19:39 artifexd: You also have a bitcoin address registered with gribble.

03:19:42 Duffer1: purpose

03:19:48 danielpbarron: nice

03:20:08 Duffer1: ya i take my shit seriously, which is why i'm surprised they got as far as they did

03:20:37 artifexd: I made my paper wallet with an abacus in a steel shielded room.

03:20:40 artifexd: With the lights off.

03:20:45 Duffer1: hehe

03:21:08 artifexd: I hope I didn't miss a bead.

03:21:17 BingoBoingo: Well, windows is a limiting factor on how serious you can be

03:21:31 Duffer1: indeed

03:21:44 danielpbarron: i don't get it then; you have an offline machine for your BTC but you keep your gpg key on the online windows thing?

03:22:29 Duffer1: yea

03:22:58 danielpbarron: although you don't have that much in your gpg identity yet; 2 ratings

03:23:36 Duffer1: yea pretty much convenience vs security on that one

03:24:01 artifexd: Someone is also much more likely to try to steal a wallet than a gpg key.

03:24:38 danielpbarron: maybe they have to get one to get the other

03:24:41 artifexd: gpg key compromise can be recovered from. Once your coins fly, they're gone.

03:25:17 mircea_popescu: thestringpuller nope.

03:25:22 danielpbarron: lol.. losing your gpg key could very well equal losing your coins.. plus more

03:25:24 mircea_popescu: <Duffer1> this guy's got balls << who ?

03:25:24 Duffer1: danielpbarron they're unrelated for me at least

03:25:45 Duffer1: evil people, they don't like leaving me alone :(

03:26:07 mircea_popescu: <Duffer1> wtf << 2fa is shit. otherwise sounds like you got a keylogger.

03:26:44 Duffer1: i use a program that encrypts every keystroke at the driver level

03:27:04 BingoBoingo: Duffer1: Why? Dunno what purpose a program like that can serve.

03:27:39 Duffer1: to prevent keylogging - even if they had hardware access to my machine they shouldn't be able to log

03:27:51 mircea_popescu: <Duffer1> i suspect they called comcast and got some tier one wanker to reset pw << now this is also possible.

03:28:17 mircea_popescu: Duffer1 think. at some point your machine sees the keys.

03:28:57 mthreat: yep. a chrome extension, for example, doesn't care about your hardware

03:29:36 Duffer1: you're right

03:29:54 Duffer1: atm i'm building a list of everything that needs to change, it's long

03:29:57 BingoBoingo: The thing is this Encrypt the keystrokes to beat keyloggers turd smells like pure security theatre and little else

03:30:02 mircea_popescu: also what danielpbarron said. ffs, srsly ? make a key on the airgapped laptop and get a qr gun for cryssakes.

03:30:32 mircea_popescu: they're like $20

03:30:56 Duffer1: no idea how to do that

03:31:11 mircea_popescu: you buy the qr gun. you plug it into your windoze machine.

03:31:21 mircea_popescu: you decrypt whatever on the laptop, and use the gun to read the screen

03:32:01 Duffer1: that's pretty clever lol

03:32:14 mircea_popescu: or w/e, you can just take pics with a camera. you got a camera don't you ?

03:32:22 mircea_popescu: ocr is free basically.

03:32:27 Duffer1: ocr?

03:32:33 mircea_popescu: ;;ud ocr

03:32:34 gribble: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=OCR | Optical Character Recognition. Used in computing terminology. Actually, is a computer software designed to translate images of typewritten text int...

03:32:43 Duffer1: i see

03:32:57 mthreat: ;;ddg duckduckgo workie?

03:32:58 gribble: Error: "ddg" is not a valid command.

03:33:03 mthreat: just curious

03:33:14 mircea_popescu: you can make !ddg if you want

03:33:36 mircea_popescu: tho what'd be really useful would be a translate.

03:33:42 mircea_popescu: google fucked up api access to gt

03:34:24 mircea_popescu: https://twitter.com/x__LaBellaVita/status/488503917387325441 < check out all the mike_c fan chicks coming out of the woodwork

03:35:21 mthreat: it looks like google translate is a paid service (for API) - https://developers.google.com/translate/v2/pricing

03:35:21 assbot: Pricing - Google Translate API — Google Developers

03:35:31 mthreat: $20 per 1M characters of tet

03:35:34 mthreat: *text

03:35:39 mircea_popescu: hm.

03:35:47 mthreat: reasonable I guess

03:35:48 mircea_popescu: i'll pay the $20 if you want to add it.

03:36:31 mthreat: how does one update the ! bot

03:36:40 mircea_popescu: !s hm ?

03:36:40 assbot: 828 results for 'hm ?' : http://search.bitcoin-assets.com/?q=hm+%3F

03:37:02 mircea_popescu: o it goes through assbot. i forgot, somehoiw thought you had rolled your own bot

03:37:21 BingoBoingo: %d

03:37:22 atcbot: [ATC Diff] Current Diff: 785138.67 Est. Next Diff: 542762.62 in 812 blocks (#40320) Est. % Change: -30.87

03:37:26 BingoBoingo: %t

03:37:30 BingoBoingo: %ob

03:37:31 atcbot: [X-BT] Bid: 221 Ask: 278 Last Price: 221 24h-Vol: 22k High: 224 Low: 221 VWAP: 223

03:37:31 atcbot: 45k@282 722@279 30k@278 | 84k@221 300k@220 45k@201

03:37:39 mircea_popescu: nanotube hey, if i pay the google translate api thing, you bring back gribble translate ?

03:38:07 mircea_popescu: !up copumpkin

03:38:15 copumpkin: sup

03:38:23 mircea_popescu: not much

03:38:28 mircea_popescu: you know how to voice yourself ? i forget.

03:38:40 copumpkin: haven't been in here since voicing was a thing, so nope :)

03:38:49 mircea_popescu: pm assbot !up while authed.

03:38:51 copumpkin: is my ISP fucked or is mpex down?

03:38:57 mircea_popescu: it's down.

03:38:59 copumpkin: ah

03:39:09 mircea_popescu: http://fraudsters.com/2014/mpex-status-update/

03:39:11 assbot: MPEx status update pe fraudsters - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.

03:39:40 copumpkin: onoes!

03:39:45 mircea_popescu: ya well.

03:40:01 mircea_popescu: !up AndrewJackson

03:40:37 mike_c: lol. cellular automata gets all the chicks

03:40:55 copumpkin: mircea_popescu: well, good luck with that! I'm going to bed, just wanted to check in :)

03:41:03 mircea_popescu: laters.

03:42:08 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 266 @ 0.00272903 = 0.7259 BTC [-] {2}

03:42:24 BingoBoingo: https://twitter.com/sigwinch/status/488490541760671744

03:43:38 mircea_popescu: ibressh.org uses the IP number only which also vente-cuisines-contemporaines-salondeprovence.com , en-bord-de-champs.com , gdlindustries.com and

03:43:42 mircea_popescu: gld industries eh ?

03:46:12 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 450 @ 0.00265181 = 1.1933 BTC [-] {7}

04:09:35 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 230 @ 0.00412694 = 0.9492 BTC [+] {5}

04:10:52 nubbins`: !up BayAreaCoins

04:11:39 BayAreaCoins: thanks, but just reading logs.

04:13:09 nubbins`: np

04:13:25 BingoBoingo: !up nam-shub

04:15:45 mircea_popescu: ;;later tell mike_c here's an idea : 1) if the bomb total pool goes over 1 btc, the first five digits past the decimal are used as a bomb location; and 2) if the bomb pool is over 5% of the total shares pool, the bomb is guaranteed to be big.

04:15:45 gribble: The operation succeeded.

04:17:26 mircea_popescu: ;;later tell the idea being that paid bombs will likely be a constant thing, with most games prolly over 90ish paid bombs, and both these will encourage a little bridging (ie, say it's .9 for the pool. now there's incentive for an extra .1). also #1 will give the losing side in the bomb pool tugwar a sneaky way to disrupt the winning bomb (by donating against their actual interest, to make it sum up to a different, per

04:17:26 mircea_popescu: haps harmless, location)

04:17:27 gribble: The operation succeeded.

04:17:42 mircea_popescu: writing fucking novels over here.

04:18:23 nubbins`: ;;later tell the

04:21:16 mircea_popescu: oh. damn. ty.

04:21:28 mircea_popescu: ;;later tell mike_c the idea being that paid bombs will likely be a constant thing, with most games prolly over 90ish paid bombs, and both these will encourage a little bridging (ie, say it's .9 for the pool. now there's incentive for an extra .1). also #1 will give the losing side in the bomb pool tugwar a sneaky way to disrupt the winning bomb (by donating against their actual interest, to make it sum up to a differe

04:21:28 mircea_popescu: nt, perhaps harmless, location)

04:21:28 gribble: The operation succeeded.

04:21:35 mircea_popescu: ;;later tell mike_c different, perhaps harmless, location)

04:21:36 gribble: The operation succeeded.

04:46:09 BingoBoingo: !up BayAreaCoins

04:46:52 BayAreaCoins: Thank you :)

04:46:58 BingoBoingo: ;;bc,stats

04:47:01 gribble: Current Blocks: 310658 | Current Difficulty: 1.733631697850783E10 | Next Difficulty At Block: 312479 | Next Difficulty In: 1821 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 1 week, 4 days, 12 hours, 36 minutes, and 27 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 18956358930.4 | Estimated Percent Change: 9.34479

04:50:41 BingoBoingo: !up copumpkin

05:00:25 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 253 @ 0.00265001 = 0.6705 BTC [-] {3}

05:02:27 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 11 @ 0.05 = 0.55 BTC [+] {3}

05:10:58 []bot: Bet placed: 1.01 BTC for No on "BTC to top $800 before August" http://bitbet.us/bet/994/ Odds: 22(Y):78(N) by coin, 22(Y):78(N) by weight. Total bet: 6.89923557 BTC. Current weight: 93,812.

05:12:49 mircea_popescu: ;;ticker

05:12:50 gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 623.43, Best ask: 624.0, Bid-ask spread: 0.57000, Last trade: 624.0, 24 hour volume: 4196.18887227, 24 hour low: 623.43, 24 hour high: 638.73, 24 hour vwap: 632.167131018

05:13:02 benkay: aaarrrrrggggh

05:20:45 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 858 @ 0.00265024 = 2.2739 BTC [-] {5}

05:45:39 asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVtapIMHTXs << wtf ?

05:45:39 assbot: Viata de care noi nu stim - YouTube

05:47:24 mircea_popescu: asciilifeform young and imo very promising actor kid

05:51:51 asciilifeform: 'encrypts every keystroke at the driver level' << what must one smoke, to conceive of this

05:52:43 BingoBoingo: meth?

05:53:00 asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: isn't meth supposed to be 'performance enhancing' dope ?

05:53:12 mircea_popescu: nope

05:53:19 asciilifeform: but kamikazes.

05:53:21 BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: The dose makes the poison.

05:53:21 mircea_popescu: that's amphetamine not metamphetamine

05:53:38 mircea_popescu: like you know, a joke's funny but a meta joke's just lame ? same thing.

05:53:42 asciilifeform: afaik all the extra methyl gives is fat-solubility

05:53:57 mircea_popescu: so it selects for landwhales is what you're telling me ?

05:54:00 BingoBoingo: methamphetamine has a greater propensity to promote psychosis at lower doses

05:54:23 asciilifeform: fat-solubility >> better penetration of brain-blood barrier

05:54:38 asciilifeform: + longer metabolic half-life

05:54:58 mircea_popescu: whatever theoretical chemistry may propose... meth ain't enhancing any performances.

05:55:22 mircea_popescu: unless one's performing as a meth head, i guess.

05:55:27 *: asciilifeform hasn't tried

05:56:29 asciilifeform: ;;google panzerschokolade

05:56:31 gribble: Obscene Desserts: On "Panzerschokolade" and other fun German ...: http://obscenedesserts.blogspot.com/2013/05/on-panzerchokolade-and-other-fun-german.html; Twitter / Search - #panzerschokolade: https://twitter.com/hashtag/panzerschokolade; panzerschokolade II - Jarmila Mitrikova: http://jarmilamitrikova.com/panzerschokolade-II

05:56:46 BingoBoingo: Well, with methamphetamine levo-dexo rotary becomes a concern as well. l-methamphetamine is a rather safe decongestant. D-methamphetamine though... is the one that makes the news

05:57:51 asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: from the u.s. army medical journals, a hypothesis - it's actually the sleep deprivation that does you in

05:58:23 BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: It's one of the more interesting ones

05:58:40 asciilifeform: (many of the maladies suffered by meth addicts - not only psychosis, but physiological - are also found in people who, for one reason or another - such as being under fire - cannot sleep)

06:01:18 BingoBoingo: Interesting testament to different effects of the rotary property check the active ingredient http://www.vicks.com/products/vapo-family/vapoinhaler-nasal-congestion-relief/#

06:01:34 asciilifeform: re: 'performance enhancing' dopes - important to remember that, even supposing performance enhanced, it matters who you were. e.g. paul erdos will crap out theorems, a hooligan will be able to break that many more windows, a lunatic will rant longer and more vigorously, etc.

06:01:42 mircea_popescu: asciilifeform i go for days without sleeping, often enough for not more than not feeling like it. this entire "sleep deprivation is bad for you" thing is bogus imo.

06:01:56 asciilifeform: days - who doesn't do this. try month.

06:02:07 mircea_popescu: who the hell maintains a month long meth trip ?

06:02:10 asciilifeform: immune system craps out

06:02:13 asciilifeform: after 3 weeks or so

06:02:18 mircea_popescu: myocard'll give out day 10

06:02:18 asciilifeform: a rat - dies

06:02:22 mircea_popescu: right

06:02:41 asciilifeform: a man - lives. but starts to rot, like a stereotypical 'zombie'

06:03:43 BingoBoingo: http://www.drugs-forum.com/forum/showpost.php?p=524334&postcount=1

06:03:44 assbot: Drugs Forum - View Single Post - Effects - Meth in Vicks Vapour Inhaler?

06:04:13 asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: i thought true aficionados will rotate it first

06:04:35 BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: That is actually a greater challenge than it sounds like.

06:04:43 asciilifeform: sure.

06:04:43 BingoBoingo: Easier to start from scratch

06:04:59 asciilifeform: define 'scratch'

06:05:15 BingoBoingo: Precursors that lead to a largely dex- final product

06:05:53 asciilifeform: in the americas, those are largely unavailable to 'humans' - mafia, different story, buys by the drum

06:05:57 BingoBoingo: (ephedrine, pseudoephedrine tend to do this)

06:06:25 BingoBoingo: other precursors tend to produce racemic product

06:06:36 asciilifeform: if i recall these were banned ?

06:07:13 BingoBoingo: It's a pain in the ass to get them, but still available over the counter

06:08:10 asciilifeform: where i live, one can buy pseudoephedrine against running nose, but only in miniscule amounts and after signing a declaration of non-terrorism, with your driver's license entered in db

06:10:47 BingoBoingo: Similar situation here. Now meth busts tend to look like this http://www.kmov.com/news/crime/Three-arrested-after-liquid-meth-is-found-inside-car-in-Metro-East-266104911.html

06:10:47 assbot: Three arrested after liquid meth is found inside car in Metro East | KMOV.com St. Louis

06:11:15 Duffer1: ;tslb

06:11:21 asciilifeform: lol

06:11:25 Duffer1: what's the command?

06:11:38 BingoBoingo: ;;tslb

06:11:40 gribble: Time since last block: 54 minutes and 53 seconds

06:11:58 asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: clearly these folks had no problems sourcing precursors.

06:12:20 BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Costs too much for junkies to make their own, so it gets shipped from god knows where in the most efficient means possible

06:12:52 asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: in ussr, meth was 'invented' in the mid '80s. but all the aficionados made their own, without exception. there was no 'market' in the usual sense.

06:13:24 asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: they would forge prescriptions for ephedrine (used in that period to treat asthmatics) and go from that.

06:13:45 BingoBoingo: They used to make their own here, but now for all I know Johnson and Johnson produces it.

06:14:05 asciilifeform: the necessary reagents were readily available, because amateur chemistry was not illegal in ussr.

06:14:18 asciilifeform: and people actually went to school, and occasionally learned things.

06:15:22 asciilifeform: somewhere it is produced. i recently visited a shop that sold surplus safes, of various sizes. some were from pharmacies, and had storage manifests glued on. included meth.

06:15:47 BingoBoingo: Well, the trade name is Desoxyn

06:15:52 BingoBoingo: ;;google desoxyn

06:15:52 gribble: Error: We broke The Google!

06:15:59 asciilifeform: for what it is prescribed - i've not the faintest idea.

06:16:09 asciilifeform: perhaps african sleeping sickness ?

06:16:24 BingoBoingo: Typically ADHD in severe cases

06:17:16 mircea_popescu: asciilifeform doesn't help that.

06:17:19 BingoBoingo: Also for being the size of a whale

06:19:27 thestringpuller: Damn the south is so fucking miserable in summer.

06:19:35 thestringpuller: fuckin' 80 and humid out there

06:19:49 thestringpuller: how da fuck a nigga supposed to sleep in dis shit

06:24:35 mircea_popescu: no ac ?

06:29:03 mircea_popescu: i don't remember when i hated a film this much last.

06:29:10 mircea_popescu: holy shit that was objectionable.

06:30:31 mircea_popescu: ;;tslb

06:30:34 gribble: Time since last block: 1 hour, 13 minutes, and 45 seconds

06:32:58 kyuupichan: Miners saying "fuck this; it's too hot in here"

06:33:22 mircea_popescu: heh i wonder.

06:34:08 BingoBoingo: ;;bc,stats

06:34:20 gribble: Current Blocks: 310662 | Current Difficulty: 1.733631697850783E10 | Next Difficulty At Block: 312479 | Next Difficulty In: 1817 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 1 week, 4 days, 15 hours, 32 minutes, and 18 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: None | Estimated Percent Change: None

06:34:38 mircea_popescu: none ?!

06:34:45 kyuupichan: lol

06:34:52 kyuupichan: gribble gave up too

06:34:55 mircea_popescu: lol

06:34:56 BingoBoingo: longblock broke it?

06:36:49 BingoBoingo: %t

06:36:51 atcbot: [X-BT] Bid: 210 Ask: 278 Last Price: 221 24h-Vol: 21k High: 224 Low: 221 VWAP: 223

06:36:57 BingoBoingo: %ob

06:36:58 atcbot: 45k@282 722@279 30k@278 | 250k@210 45k@201 117k@200

06:38:54 kyuupichan: ;;tslb

06:39:05 gribble: Time since last block: 6 minutes and 0 seconds

06:39:52 mircea_popescu: BITCOIN'S SILVER!!1

06:39:56 BingoBoingo: ;;bc,stats

06:39:59 gribble: Current Blocks: 310662 | Current Difficulty: 1.733631697850783E10 | Next Difficulty At Block: 312479 | Next Difficulty In: 1817 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 1 week, 4 days, 15 hours, 32 minutes, and 18 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 18207183501.8 | Estimated Percent Change: 5.02337

06:40:36 BingoBoingo: Altcoin, the Silica to Bitcoin's Plutionium

06:43:25 mircea_popescu: o look, a block!

06:47:51 BingoBoingo: !up shandid

06:49:23 penguirker: New blog post: http://fraudsters.com/2014/danika/

07:03:01 BingoBoingo: !t h am1

07:03:01 assbot: [HAVELOCK:AM1] 1D: 0.18514448 / 0.18867495 / 0.20000000 (13 shares, 2.45277435 BTC), 7D: 0.18100000 / 0.19598774 / 0.20500000 (223 shares, 43.70526543 BTC), 30D: 0.18010000 / 0.20234942 / 0.25983989 (2614 shares, 528.94138071 BTC)

07:43:05 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 29 @ 0.02890175 = 0.8382 BTC [-]

08:10:29 fluffypony: http://motherboard.vice.com/read/a-hacker-artist-sent-the-nsa-an-encrypted-mixtape-they-cant-crack

08:10:29 assbot: A Hacker Artist Sent the NSA an Encrypted, Theoretically Uncrackable Mixtape | Motherboard

08:23:58 fluffypony: this shit is hilarious

08:23:58 fluffypony: http://www.coindesk.com/maidsafe-ceo-david-irvine-talks-nature-ants-decentralization/

08:23:58 assbot: MaidSafe CEO David Irvine Talks Nature, Ants and Decentralization

08:25:11 ThickAsThieves: http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20140123.png

08:26:51 ThickAsThieves: mpex is still ded?

08:27:08 jurov: yes

08:27:28 jurov: and the 6th slide is fatally wrong

08:27:54 jurov: it should say "and then the revolution eats you"

08:29:50 jurov: heh... remembered the 5 stages of planning:

08:30:03 jurov: 1. Before-project enthusiasm

08:30:22 jurov: 2. Sobering in the process of realization

08:30:35 jurov: 3. Searching whom to blame

08:30:45 jurov: 4. Punishment of the innocent

08:31:18 jurov: 5. Rewarding of nonparticipants

08:31:58 jurov: any worthy revolution follows this, too

08:39:34 fluffypony: http://www.savagechickens.com/wp-content/uploads/chickenbaylove.jpg

08:49:38 punkman: http://krebsonsecurity.com/2014/07/beware-keyloggers-at-hotel-business-centers/

09:01:59 fluffypony: https://medium.com/@TomOnBTC/bitcoin-news-sites-dishonesty-29fee9d6e367

09:02:00 assbot: Bitcoin News Sites & Dishonesty Medium

09:02:02 fluffypony: Tom is powering

09:24:45 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 35 @ 0.02890175 = 1.0116 BTC [-]

11:14:10 artifexd: ;;later tell mircea_popescu In the sentence containing footnote iii of your Danika post, did you mean "existing" instead of "exiting"?

11:14:11 gribble: The operation succeeded.

11:22:35 punkman: https://twitter.com/MCFoundation/status/488563572469821441

11:23:01 punkman: from the lolfoundation dept.

11:45:49 jurov: ;;seen namworld

11:45:49 gribble: namworld was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 1 week, 1 day, 15 hours, 7 minutes, and 8 seconds ago: <Namworld> I don't have any relatives buying, so it's always strangers

11:48:38 fluffypony: ;;seen naphex

11:48:38 gribble: naphex was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 1 week, 0 days, 17 hours, 34 minutes, and 12 seconds ago: <Naphex> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2ttq9oOvks

11:50:08 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 217 @ 0.01271382 = 2.7589 BTC [+] {2}

13:08:25 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 350 @ 0.00272998 = 0.9555 BTC [+] {3}

13:26:43 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 45 @ 0.01208893 = 0.544 BTC [-] {4}

13:28:45 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 48 @ 0.01662133 = 0.7978 BTC [+] {9}

14:04:17 nanotube: later tell mircea_popescu no need to pay for google translate, there are other free translate api alternatives. if you think there's a significant need for irc-translate, i could throw something together. just didn't figure it was all that useful.

14:04:24 nanotube: ;;later tell mircea_popescu no need to pay for google translate, there are other free translate api alternatives. if you think there's a significant need for irc-translate, i could throw something together. just didn't figure it was all that useful.

14:04:24 gribble: The operation succeeded.

14:06:43 rithm: nanotube he stalks the channel logs

14:06:52 rithm: you could say "mp is dumb"

14:07:02 rithm: and you'll get a response most likely

14:09:06 nanotube: heh well, can't hurt to later tell :P

14:21:06 thestringpuller: nanotube is the ultimate lurker

14:21:11 thestringpuller: gangsta shit

14:21:25 jurov: lol

14:21:30 jurov: no news from mpex?

14:21:46 jurov: slavegirls still digging moats etc?

14:34:04 thestringpuller: lol @ jurov

14:37:10 ThickAsThieves: mpex was extradited

14:43:44 ThickAsThieves: http://www.pfhub.com/france-to-mandate-identity-verification-for-bitcoin-account-holders-934/

14:43:45 assbot: France to mandate identity verification for bitcoin account holders

14:45:03 ThickAsThieves: Thomas France, founder of Maison du Bitcoin, told the Wall Street Journal that he supports the new legal framework because it further legitimizes virtual currencies and that cryptocurrency anonymity is just “a myth.”

14:48:48 ThickAsThieves: !up KRS-1

14:50:00 KRS-1: ;;seen vexual

14:50:00 gribble: vexual was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 2 weeks, 4 days, 0 hours, 33 minutes, and 58 seconds ago: <Vexual> i ordered braised rabbit

14:57:34 thestringpuller: ThickAsThieves LOL. Extradition from Argentina?!?

15:20:51 ThickAsThieves: !up KRS-1

15:23:59 mircea_popescu: nanotube well yeah, cause i'm multilingual and other people in here are and we end up running into translation things at least weekly.

15:23:59 fluffypony: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfgSEwjAeno

15:24:00 assbot: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver: Wealth Gap (HBO) - YouTube

15:25:09 mircea_popescu: all these people and their weird equalitarian ideas.

15:25:35 fluffypony: that segment is brilliant

15:25:36 nubbins`: imagine

15:25:40 nubbins`: fluffypony could finally go back to speaking xhosa

15:26:06 mircea_popescu: somehow i'm the only one vaguely offended by the fact that "humorous" talking head is "explaining to the masses" what "the president said" ?

15:26:10 fluffypony: nubbins`: lol

15:26:11 mircea_popescu: what is this, leninism ?

15:26:33 asciilifeform: ;;google start control talking pet

15:26:33 gribble: Star Control II - Ultronomicon: http://wiki.uqm.stack.nl/Star_Control_II; Walkthrough - Ultronomicon: http://wiki.uqm.stack.nl/Walkthrough; List of Star Control races - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Star_Control_races

15:26:49 mircea_popescu: fluffypony hmm, i kiled it 10 seconds in. too soon ?

15:26:56 fluffypony: mircea_popescu: yes definitely

15:27:14 fluffypony: he sits in front of an audience of Americans and points out how retarded their leadership is

15:29:00 mircea_popescu: right.

15:29:16 mircea_popescu: sits in front of an audience of Americans and points out how retarded their leadership is for not being left enough.

15:30:21 nubbins`: 2:10 "hashtag class warfare"

15:30:29 mircea_popescu: someone needs to explain to me sometime why "too much inequality can be very dangerous". seems that TOO MUCH is perfectly fine, a little is fucking dangerous if the idiots now have the means to argue the point,

15:30:41 mircea_popescu: and a shitton of it is just toxic, which is where we are now.

15:31:08 mircea_popescu: not in any sense dangerous, but just slowly asphyxiating everything to the point the whole society has to be destroyed by a bunchy of barbarians so the five surviving women can start over,

15:31:12 mircea_popescu: in between buttrapes.

15:32:57 mircea_popescu: artifexd yes ty.

15:33:45 nubbins`: nation of haves and will-haves

15:34:13 mircea_popescu: moar like might-haves, could-haves, should-haves and will-haves

15:34:19 asciilifeform: nubbins`: have-nots and will-nots

15:34:45 nubbins`: ;;ud willnot

15:34:46 gribble: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Willnot | A little round ball of shit (and/or bumwad) stuck in the hair of the crack of your ass and WILLNOT come out.

15:34:55 asciilifeform: lol

15:35:01 mircea_popescu: isn't that a dingleberry ?

15:35:05 asciilifeform: yeah same thought

15:35:15 *: asciilifeform graduate of alt.tasteless

15:35:23 mircea_popescu: o hey.

15:35:25 nubbins`: i thought a willnot was when you had a bit of poop that wouldn't come out

15:35:44 mircea_popescu: asciilifeform i find your proposition that dingleberries are tasteless an exercise in sheer nonsense.

15:36:07 asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: alt.tasteless was this thing. where the famous 'spittoon' story was posted, etc. it was glorious.

15:36:55 mircea_popescu: i was just trying to do a... pun i guess

15:37:14 nubbins`: yeah

15:37:16 asciilifeform: there were, of course, other places to learn english.

15:37:18 nubbins`: dingleberries have the richest taste

15:37:59 thestringpuller: the dingleberries taste like snozberries

15:38:21 mircea_popescu: which are those

15:39:31 rithm: ooooh can we get an !esperanto command

15:39:41 rithm: or !lojban

15:39:46 asciilifeform: !tokipona

15:40:04 rithm: ^

15:40:05 mircea_popescu: rithm it'll attract the taakis

15:40:08 asciilifeform: (smallest vaguely-usable conlang i've seen.)

15:40:11 rithm: 3 excellent first choices

15:40:56 thestringpuller: http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/the-filthiest-joke-ever-hidden-in-childrens-movie/ << heh

15:40:57 assbot: The Filthiest Joke Ever Hidden in a Children's Movie | Cracked.com

15:42:36 asciilifeform: http://www.cracked.com/article_17545_9-toys-that-prepare-children-life-menial-labor.html

15:42:37 assbot: 9 Toys That Prepare Children for a Life of Menial Labor | Cracked.com

15:42:40 mircea_popescu: o may fucking gawd. just thefucking terminology... 20% of the ~available income~ ? dude... it's not "the available income".

15:42:40 asciilifeform: ^ linked from above

15:42:49 mircea_popescu: 1% of america MADE AVAILABLE 20% of the income in this country.

15:44:24 nubbins`: snozzberries article is such a stretch that it may snap

15:44:53 rithm: i'll never eat another snozzberry

15:45:08 nubbins`: but will you eat any more dicks

15:45:12 mircea_popescu: wow nubbins`. i kinda given up on cracked for this exact reason, i just had no idea how to express it before.

15:45:30 rithm: wait....

15:45:41 rithm: is cracked one of those sites like the onion

15:45:47 nubbins`: it's basically an entire website dedicated to the type of shit in /r/mildlyinteresting

15:45:53 rithm: pretend i don't get out on the internet much

15:46:18 nubbins`: but with more lists

15:46:22 rithm: it's not complete satire, though

15:46:29 mircea_popescu: cracked is mostly kids who figure they're not realy waitresses, but really writers, giving it a crack.

15:46:35 mircea_popescu: except it's mostly boys.

15:46:45 rithm: riiiight but it's mildly factual

15:46:52 rithm: or is it a complete farce

15:46:55 mircea_popescu: goes about as well as you'd expect the National Waiters' Poetry Club to go.

15:46:56 rithm: is my question

15:46:58 nubbins`: generally the lists have arbitrary numbers of items in them, because the "people" who "write" them don't have any real information to convey

15:47:20 mircea_popescu: nubbins` a crackwitter! all lists 14 items.

15:47:29 rithm: sometimes i can't tell anymore between a farce site and a real site

15:47:42 mircea_popescu: rithm it' on the internet dood. what factual.

15:47:48 nubbins`: so they'll just say oh hey this simpsons episode has a blue hat, i think there were three or four others with blue hats

15:47:59 nubbins`: 5 simpsons episodes that show you how cool blue hats are

15:48:02 rithm: ok

15:48:13 nubbins`: share on facebook

15:48:24 rithm: i did on my wife page

15:48:31 rithm: she loves that retarded movie

15:48:39 rithm: i never liked it or watched it as a kid

15:48:51 mircea_popescu: i can't fucking believe there actually exists a /r/mildlyinteresting

15:48:57 mircea_popescu: i thought it was a joke.

15:49:30 nubbins`: nah

15:49:41 nubbins`: and it's exactly what it says on the label

15:55:09 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 248 @ 0.00278991 = 0.6919 BTC [+] {4}

15:57:32 mircea_popescu: do the mods ban you if you're violently interesting ?

15:57:43 mircea_popescu: "this r is not for you, son"

15:59:46 artifexd: Have you seen /r/notinteresting ?

16:00:14 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] [PAID] 1.79153408 BTC to 12`352 shares, 14504 satoshi per share

16:01:04 mircea_popescu: i'm really very underexposed

16:01:15 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] [PAID] 23.98874968 BTC to 1`149`988 shares, 2086 satoshi per share

16:06:14 mircea_popescu: jurov: and the 6th slide is fatally wrong << it is fatally wrong

16:10:55 mircea_popescu: asciilifeform never played that one.

16:20:43 danielpbarron: so someone from Bitcoin magazine gave me his business card at porcfest and told me they might publish an article if I write one for them; should I even bother, and what should it be about?

16:22:35 mircea_popescu: danielpbarron do you have a job ?

16:22:36 kakobrekla: about how bitcoin magazine sucks?

16:22:51 mod6: ^ and how b-a is where it's really @

16:22:52 danielpbarron: mircea_popescu, not at the moment

16:23:00 *: danielpbarron works seasonally

16:23:12 mircea_popescu: are you looking for one in the field of trade rags ?

16:23:22 danielpbarron: not particularly

16:23:37 mircea_popescu: then you probably shouldn't.

16:23:49 danielpbarron: I'm guessing that any article worth reading wouldn't get accepted by their staff

16:23:51 mircea_popescu: if you have something you want published, either work with someone who already has a blog, and do a guest

16:23:53 mircea_popescu: or make your own blog.

16:24:15 mircea_popescu: pretty sure by now pankkake's rss reader has more readership than the bitcoin magazine anyway.

16:24:36 danielpbarron: yeah, I got they feeling Bitcoin magazine is like all those podcasts out there; they want the listeners to give them free content for them to advertize over

16:25:15 mircea_popescu: well yes.

16:25:18 danielpbarron: I was talking to the guy about how none of the popular Bitcoin news sources focus on real security

16:25:38 danielpbarron: he was one of those "wow 2.0 !! decentralize everything" types

16:26:05 mircea_popescu: i wonder how many great new altcoins were thought up at porcupine

16:26:53 *: danielpbarron wouldn't know as he avoided most of the actual events

16:27:34 danielpbarron: I ran into someone who was already familiar with my MEAT asset on counterparty; that was pretty funny

16:28:00 mircea_popescu: what was that ?

16:28:41 danielpbarron: it's an asset backed by the in-game currency of http://kingdomofloathing.com/

16:28:43 assbot: The Kingdom of Loathing

16:29:25 danielpbarron: the only asset on counterparty with a realistic market cap

16:29:59 danielpbarron: unless you think the let's talk Bitcoin network is actually worth 250 BTC

16:31:47 mircea_popescu: heh.

16:32:16 mircea_popescu: isk and rift plat are backed by bitcoinz, so why not this other thing.

16:32:23 mircea_popescu: are you involved with it ?

16:33:26 danielpbarron: with what? isk/rift? i don't know what those are

16:33:35 mircea_popescu: no with this thing

16:33:36 mircea_popescu: A Very Special Message from Jick:

16:33:36 mircea_popescu: As the number of KoL players increases, so does the cost of hosting. I very much want to keep the game free, so please consider supporting the development and maintenance of the Kingdom

16:33:50 danielpbarron: oh, I used to play it years ago

16:33:56 mircea_popescu: ah ic

16:34:26 mircea_popescu: http://store.asymmetric.net/ << lol ius that the team ?

16:34:28 assbot: The Store of Loathing

16:35:09 danielpbarron: it's a pretty annoying community that plays; the only reason I played for as long as I did was because the economy was pretty fun

16:35:21 mircea_popescu: ow shit look at this, they're pretty developped actually huh. danielpbarron do you know any of the guys ? like this jick ?

16:35:40 danielpbarron: nope

16:38:04 mircea_popescu: teh splendor of this chan omg, ask and thou shalt receive. got the guy's email, all happy now.

16:39:24 danielpbarron: I don't like Jick but he's obviously very good at what he does; that game is over 11 years old now and he makes a living off of it

16:40:55 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 736 @ 0.0028 = 2.0608 BTC [+]

16:41:22 mircea_popescu: !up RetroUpriser

16:41:34 RetroUpriser: gee, thanks

16:41:36 mircea_popescu: RetroUpriser nice name. what brings you over ?

16:42:04 RetroUpriser: Danielpbarron said he was chatting over here, figured i'd stop by. Its from a website i used to frquent as a kid

16:42:51 mircea_popescu: a cool.

16:42:57 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 1494 @ 0.00275619 = 4.1177 BTC [-] {7}

16:42:58 RetroUpriser: and apparently he only wants to embarrass himself

16:42:58 RetroUpriser: [12:41] <@danielpbarron> please don't embarrass me

16:43:04 mircea_popescu: lol

16:43:09 fluffypony: hah hah

16:43:19 fluffypony: tell us all his embarrassing stories

16:43:29 mircea_popescu: RetroUpriser he's referring to the fact that many people here are assholes, and will take poorly to cluelessness.

16:43:41 RetroUpriser: I understand, it was a joke

16:44:53 danielpbarron: I know RetroUpriser face-to-face; lives nearby

16:45:00 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 40 @ 0.1851796 = 7.4072 BTC [-] {9}

16:45:33 mod6: I bet I haven't played KoL since like 2003.

16:45:59 mircea_popescu: mod6 didja like it ?

16:46:04 danielpbarron: heh, your account is more oldschool than mine :/

16:46:07 mircea_popescu: im contemplating sponsoring it

16:46:18 mircea_popescu: danielpbarron i think he also has kids your age.

16:46:21 mircea_popescu: !up PantyHotOffThePr

16:46:31 mircea_popescu: PantyHotOffThePr what, seriously ?

16:47:34 mod6: mircea_popescu: yeah, was fun for a while. my old char was a "sauceror" haha

16:47:40 *: danielpbarron is a pastamancer

16:47:51 mircea_popescu: lol

16:48:15 mircea_popescu: is this like progress quest except online ?

16:50:32 danielpbarron: I'm not sure what to compare it to; it's a turn based RPG.

16:51:15 BingoBoingo: ^ this

16:51:22 danielpbarron: you level up and collect items and all that stuff

16:51:56 ThickAsThieves: Saucerer, awesome

16:52:15 danielpbarron: and there is a huge economy of virtual items that you can buy and sell in the "Mall"

16:53:20 mod6: I sold mixed drinks in my store.

16:54:29 punkman: oh look they kickstarted another Tex Murphy game, http://www.texmurphy.com/

17:00:11 mircea_popescu: is this the guy that failed horribly a year or so ago ?

17:00:13 punkman: I wonder why the live-footage game genre kinda disappeared after it actually became affordable

17:06:50 mircea_popescu: i think thats an answer-containing question.

17:06:59 mircea_popescu: next up, "why do people stop fucking women after marrying them"

17:07:24 penguirker: New blog post: http://bitcoinpete.com/2014/07/14/kickstarter-is-a-waste-pirate-is-a-skyscraper/

17:07:44 punkman: they are already releasing new games in "episodes", add some live actors in the mix, sounds like a goldmine

17:17:50 BingoBoingo: !up the20year

17:18:01 the20year: nifty

17:18:03 BingoBoingo: !up jMyles

17:18:08 BingoBoingo: !up Sebastan

17:18:14 BingoBoingo: !up PantyHotOffThePr

17:18:52 PantyHotOffThePr: Cool beans, I was having trouble accessing this before. My screen froze up

17:19:07 the20year: everyone is getting voiced today it seems

17:19:50 benkay: wow the20year how's it going?

17:20:00 the20year: Good, july ended well for us

17:20:23 benkay: what's your NAV at this point?

17:20:24 the20year: Well, in the sense we collected 100% of rents by 5th of month (Which is good for the holiday being the 4th).

17:20:29 the20year: Right around $650k

17:20:36 the20year: So a little more than 1kbtc

17:20:49 benkay: what was the sum of your rounds in btc?

17:21:17 the20year: I'd have to dig up the BF round numbers since i can't remember them offhand, but havelock was around 525btc

17:21:42 the20year: give me a sec and i'll find that exact #

17:22:08 benkay: ;;calc 686/0.0045

17:22:09 gribble: 152444.444444

17:22:14 benkay: ;;calc 686.28/0.0045

17:22:14 gribble: 152506.666667

17:22:25 benkay: ;;ticker

17:22:26 gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 621.0, Best ask: 621.53, Bid-ask spread: 0.53000, Last trade: 622.73, 24 hour volume: 3349.68478218, 24 hour low: 617.7, 24 hour high: 632.56, 24 hour vwap: 625.607716087

17:22:30 the20year: Eh, right around 610btc

17:22:53 the20year: 1st round was around 76,000 shares @ .0055 , second was 26,000 @ .0075

17:22:59 benkay: ;;calc 650000/620

17:22:59 gribble: 1048.38709677

17:23:26 benkay: ;;calc 10048.38709677/152506.666667

17:23:27 gribble: 0.0658881825718

17:23:41 benkay: you're telling me that RENT is trading at less than a tenth of NAV?

17:23:42 the20year: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/9427554/RSJuly.jpg

17:23:44 benkay: am i doing that correctly?

17:23:50 mike_c: benkay: you stuck an extra 0 in there

17:24:02 mike_c: ;;calc 1048/152506

17:24:03 gribble: 0.00687186077925

17:24:05 the20year: NAV is around .0065/share, current price is .0040-.0045

17:24:39 benkay: hm

17:24:50 benkay: i wonder what the discount's due to: inevitable price increases or trading on havelock?

17:25:02 BingoBoingo: !up shandid

17:25:07 BingoBoingo: !up jMyles

17:25:11 nubbins`: speaking of havelock,

17:25:12 the20year: Several guys going around generating bad press on us and havelock as a whole

17:25:12 ThickAsThieves: invetsor ignorance

17:25:14 nubbins`: !t h hif

17:25:15 assbot: [HAVELOCK:HIF] 1D: 0.00009486 / 0.00010389 / 0.00010750 (114 shares, 0.01184358 BTC), 7D: 0.00008000 / 0.00010042 / 0.00012486 (9595 shares, 0.96355370 BTC), 30D: 0.00007997 / 0.00010744 / 0.00017583 (19536 shares, 2.09890794 BTC)

17:25:21 the20year: all HL assets are looking terrible right no

17:25:23 the20year: *now

17:25:37 benkay: mike_c: good spot, tv.

17:25:37 BingoBoingo: the20year: Well maybe it's people shorting Lebron?

17:25:41 benkay: ty*

17:25:46 the20year: Possibly

17:26:00 ThickAsThieves: i'm surprised Havelock still has the volume it does

17:26:04 the20year: Too bad we're not in cleveland, our NAV would have went up 300% overnight due to lebron

17:26:08 the20year: I kind of am too

17:26:16 the20year: although someone had a pretty large share buy yesterday

17:26:20 the20year: for us

17:26:21 BingoBoingo: Or people doubt the ability of Ohio to endure into the future without setting it's water on fire again

17:26:46 the20year: hey now, we're like 60 years now without our rivers being on fire

17:27:01 nubbins`: not bad

17:27:09 the20year: One of the rivers (The Scioto) that goes through our county was/is actually one of the cleanest rivers east of the mississippi, it's actually rated high enough to drink from

17:28:27 penguirker: New blog post: http://fraudsters.com/2014/parody-is-not-there-for-you-cancerous-fags-to-try-and-hide-your-cancer-behind-it/

17:33:58 mircea_popescu: o look, the20year

17:34:00 mircea_popescu: how's biz ?

17:34:31 the20year: Good overall, 9/12 units are rehabbed and rented (cashflowing too).

17:34:53 mircea_popescu: !up PantyHotOffThePr

17:34:59 mircea_popescu: PantyHotOffThePr hello ?

17:35:22 nubbins`: so i was out postering yesterday. i see these digitally-printed posters for the folk festival, all the toner is flaked and peeling off, absolute shit prints

17:35:27 PantyHotOffThePr: Oh sorry, was lurkin then looked at another tab. What up?

17:35:32 nubbins`: i decide to take a photo and share it via pink eye

17:35:44 nubbins`: "hey, see how shitty digital prints can get? try waterproof pink eye posters"

17:35:55 mircea_popescu: PantyHotOffThePr a nm, just keeping an eye for the people trying to sell me their tit pics.

17:35:57 nubbins`: 12 hours later, lady from the folk festival emails asking for a quote ;(

17:36:41 mircea_popescu: the20year hey, do you have a bitcoin education tenant program ?

17:36:54 PantyHotOffThePr: Well that would be me as well, I just figured I'd eyeball a bit first. Seemed there was a discussion going on and I didn't want to be the asshole that just jumps in like "Yo, tit pic sale?"

17:37:06 mircea_popescu: lol

17:37:17 mircea_popescu: that's uncharacteristically considerate.

17:37:29 assbot: Last 3 lines bashed and pending review. ( http://dpaste.com/27SRR1N.txt )

17:37:29 BingoBoingo: !b 3

17:37:36 nubbins`: the "yo" is a reasonably enough segue

17:37:40 nubbins`: *reasonable

17:37:43 mircea_popescu: i done it.

17:38:04 the20year: Not yet, but we're planning on it, the big thing to get people into BTC will be our investor relation system that's coming up

17:38:25 PantyHotOffThePr: I'm guessing now's a good a time as any though huh? If you don't mind me asking, why start this up?

17:38:29 nubbins`: !up miaoux

17:38:30 mircea_popescu: can be something as simple as a "Here's what Bitcoin is" leaflet left in the units.

17:38:33 nubbins`: salut m. chat

17:38:39 miaoux: salut ;)

17:38:47 mircea_popescu: PantyHotOffThePr well this has actualy been discussed, in the logs. let's see here.

17:38:58 benkay: !s cryptsy security

17:38:58 assbot: 0 results for 'cryptsy security' : http://search.bitcoin-assets.com/?q=cryptsy+security

17:39:02 benkay: !s cryptsy

17:39:03 assbot: 81 results for 'cryptsy' : http://search.bitcoin-assets.com/?q=cryptsy

17:39:47 mircea_popescu: PantyHotOffThePr http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=04-07-2014#744256

17:39:48 assbot: #bitcoin-assets log

17:40:55 ThickAsThieves: mp likes to make it hard to understand things, luckily he also likes explaining them

17:41:08 ThickAsThieves: TLDR, sex sells

17:41:26 mircea_popescu: i'm one of those "mindfucks are the best fucks" sort of types.

17:41:45 PantyHotOffThePr: Got it, got it. Sounds cool enough. I had gotten a message via reddit and figured 'd come check it out

17:42:23 the20year: mircea_popescu: the plan now is to offer 5% off their rent if they pay in BTC

17:42:38 ThickAsThieves: sweet

17:42:39 nubbins`: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=04-07-2014#744274

17:42:39 assbot: #bitcoin-assets log

17:42:40 nubbins`: LEL

17:42:50 the20year: but part of doing that is doing a online billpay portal on our website and right now we hardly spend anything on our website because 100% of our action is on facebook right now

17:43:18 mircea_popescu: the20year that's nice for sure. but seems these are different demos

17:43:24 mircea_popescu: PantyHotOffThePr ok, so got a link to your prev work ?

17:43:32 nubbins`: +1, facebook for business

17:43:36 asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: parody article << 'rather than dayjobs you talk about people needing to be ?hungry and desperate? and stuff like that connotes to me this very strong emotional' << as if this had to go from emotion. 'people need to be hungry and desperate' is as much a technical statement as 'million volt bus bars must be spaced at least one metre apart.'

17:43:43 PantyHotOffThePr: http://www.reddit.com/user/PantyHotOffThePress/

17:43:44 assbot: overview for PantyHotOffThePress

17:44:02 PantyHotOffThePr: Got into this relatively recently

17:44:17 asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: (well, more like 3 metre.)

17:45:49 mircea_popescu: PantyHotOffThePr ok, put 477ad8a6 on your tits, take a pic. here's a good example for you : http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=04-07-2014#744684

17:45:49 assbot: #bitcoin-assets log

17:46:14 mircea_popescu: asciilifeform well, to you and me, yes.

17:46:16 mircea_popescu: !up BayAreaCoins

17:46:49 BayAreaCoins: Ty

17:47:46 mircea_popescu: let's see if something can be worked out here. nubbins` would you design a great A4 "what is bitcoin" poster ? and if he does, the20year would you put one in every unit ?

17:48:05 mircea_popescu: lol

17:48:07 mircea_popescu: !up the20year

17:49:35 nubbins`: i sure could

17:53:22 mircea_popescu: !up Xplosionist

17:53:30 mircea_popescu: shit look at that mike_c, over 30 weekly game.

17:54:27 Xplosionist: ;;gpg auth Xplosionist

17:54:28 gribble: Request successful for user Xplosionist, hostmask Xplosionist!~cross@ Your challenge string is: freenode:#bitcoin-otc:b09e590318687c8e98cde7988e23840d466957d9ff3cb9e7f1439920

17:54:51 mircea_popescu: you know whe have ;;eauth now. works easier.

17:55:05 nubbins`: we also have /msg gribble

17:55:07 mike_c: nice, war is heating up.

17:55:20 nubbins`: !up haos

17:55:20 mircea_popescu: mike_c did you get my gribble novel ?

17:55:24 Xplosionist: ;;gpg eauth Xplosionist

17:55:25 gribble: Request successful for user Xplosionist, hostmask Xplosionist!~cross@ Get your encrypted OTP from http://bitcoin-otc.com/otps/F1410E75EFA0D834

17:55:26 asciilifeform: ;;rate Xplosionist 1 actual human, meatspace colleague

17:55:26 gribble: Error: For identification purposes, you must be authenticated to use the rating system.

17:55:31 Xplosionist: Yeah, I'm still learning. :-)

17:55:38 mircea_popescu: Xplosionist now curl http://bitcoin-otc.com/otps/F1410E75EFA0D834 | gpg

17:56:02 mircea_popescu: that url is also fixed, being your key. you'll just have to ping gribble to refresh it any time prior to use.

17:56:42 asciilifeform: ;;rate Xplosionist 1 actual human, meatspace colleague

17:56:44 gribble: Rating entry successful. Your rating of 1 for user Xplosionist has been recorded.

17:57:26 the20year: mircea_popescu: Yeah, i'll do it

17:57:36 mircea_popescu: it's a deal then.

17:57:43 the20year: This Christmas though I plan on giving every unit bitcoin

17:57:43 mircea_popescu: nubbins` what do you figure, best to what, laminate them ?

17:57:51 Xplosionist: k, then I have to paste the results into some url, rather than to gribble. Bleah. k.

17:58:06 mircea_popescu: Xplosionist wait what ?

17:58:09 asciilifeform: Xplosionist: try self-voicing now

17:58:26 nubbins`: if you're leaving them in rental units, they're essentially disposable. straight in the trash on day one. not much use laminating

17:59:14 Xplosionist: I'm reading http://wiki.bitcoin-otc.com/wiki/GPG_authentication. There are a few examples, and it's hard to follow, but I rememebr last week following the one that said to paste the response to some site (pastebin or the like) and use said url to verify.

17:59:15 assbot: wiki.bitcoin-otc.com | 404 - Page Cannot Be Found

17:59:18 mircea_popescu: maybe be a total asshole and give them btc for xmas IF THEY SHOW YOU THE POSTER

17:59:22 mircea_popescu: but not tell them anythng about it :D

17:59:37 mircea_popescu: nubbins` anyway, how much to design, print a batch of say 50 and ship it ?

17:59:50 PantyHotOffThePr: http://i.imgur.com/LiGgqXA.jpg

17:59:59 PantyHotOffThePr: sorry it took so long

18:00:19 mircea_popescu: i guess your pouty mouth is quite distinctive enough huh. aite.

18:00:21 mircea_popescu: address ?

18:00:21 mike_c: yeah, i got your gribble. it's an interesting idea, I'll think through it.

18:00:28 asciilifeform: Xplosionist: simple: first, ';;gpg eauth yourname' - then, 'wget -q -O - http://bitcoin-otc.com/otps/YOURKEYID | gpg -q --output - --decrypt' and paste result into ';;eauth resultgoeshere' (msg to gribble)

18:00:28 assbot: 404 Not Found

18:00:44 PantyHotOffThePr: 1JCMf3CefpsJZc7YUk3gr2t2N1HCUmTSA6

18:00:50 asciilifeform: *everify (for last one)

18:00:57 FabianB: $mpexlag

18:00:59 empyex: FabianB: Hmm.. error.

18:01:06 FabianB: k

18:01:25 nubbins`: digital prints or silkscreen? design part of it comes down to how nice you want 'em to look

18:01:25 mircea_popescu: FabianB it's being tested since last night. hopefully all is well.

18:01:45 mircea_popescu: nubbins` well you know, tis for teh republic.

18:01:51 asciilifeform: Xplosionist: the url contains just a random turd, encrypted to your pgp key. gribble wants the value of the turd, when it gets it - you're authed.

18:02:11 Xplosionist: No go, gribble says Error: This nick is not registered. Please register.

18:02:22 mircea_popescu: PantyHotOffThePr so what do you do, other than reddit ?

18:02:23 FabianB: mircea_popescu: sounds good

18:02:52 Xplosionist: ";;eauth value-of-turd" yields that.

18:02:55 *: nubbins` humms

18:03:07 asciilifeform: Xplosionist: / msg NickServ REGISTER password youremail@example.com (to freenode, obviously not in channel)

18:03:23 PantyHotOffThePr: As in everyday activities, or in relation to tits? :P Just testin' the waters, felt like being a lil adventurous so I created that reddit account.

18:03:34 nubbins`: do i have free rein regarding content/style?

18:03:37 asciilifeform: Xplosionist: https://freenode.net/faq.shtml (under 'user registration') - only needs to be done once

18:03:38 assbot: freenode: frequently-asked questions

18:03:49 mircea_popescu: PantyHotOffThePr as in for a living.

18:03:52 Xplosionist: I did that, last week. I should be good on that.

18:04:09 mircea_popescu: ;;gettrust Xplosionist

18:04:10 gribble: WARNING: Currently not authenticated. Trust relationship from user mircea_popescu to user Xplosionist: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 1 via 1 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=mircea_popescu&dest=Xplosionist | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=Xplosionist | Rated since: Mon Jul 14 13:56:42 2014

18:04:28 mircea_popescu: yep the acct exists.

18:04:33 mircea_popescu: ;;ident Xplosionist

18:04:33 gribble: Nick 'Xplosionist', with hostmask 'Xplosionist!~cross@', is not identified.

18:04:38 mircea_popescu: but you're not identified.

18:04:45 PantyHotOffThePr: 2 different retail jobs, and selling some diy things in my local community as it comes up

18:04:50 Xplosionist: one sec

18:05:03 mircea_popescu: PantyHotOffThePr went to school for anything ?

18:05:29 mircea_popescu: !up PantyHotOffThePr

18:05:31 mircea_popescu: !up Xplosionist

18:05:46 benkay: public relations, clearly. what else could the panties be hot off of?

18:05:49 PantyHotOffThePr: Currently, stuck on teaching for now. I'm still flip-floppin on that though

18:06:10 nubbins`: don't do it, it's a trap

18:06:19 Xplosionist: ;;ident Xplosionist

18:06:19 gribble: Nick 'Xplosionist', with hostmask 'Xplosionist!~cross@', is not identified.

18:06:36 mircea_popescu: PantyHotOffThePr shitty plan.

18:06:59 Xplosionist: 4:04 <freenode> NickServYou are already logged in as Xplosionist.

18:07:01 PantyHotOffThePr: Yeah, I've been thinking so as well

18:07:06 asciilifeform: Xplosionist: [fwd slash] msg NickServ IDENTIFY foo password

18:07:08 PantyHotOffThePr: Hence the flip-flop

18:07:20 asciilifeform: Xplosionist: already did?

18:07:28 Xplosionist: Yup, did that, but the eauth still saying the same thing.

18:08:17 mircea_popescu: Xplosionist because asciilifeform is dyslexic

18:08:22 mircea_popescu: you need ;;everify value of turd

18:08:26 mircea_popescu: not ;;eauth value of turd

18:08:38 Xplosionist: thanks. _that_ worked. :-)

18:08:38 asciilifeform: i did point out after.

18:08:38 mircea_popescu: ;: asciilifeform -1 confuses noobs

18:08:50 asciilifeform: lel

18:08:53 mircea_popescu: lol

18:09:08 nubbins`: mp, how about fifty 18x24" posters on double-thick card w/ a 4-color silkscreen print

18:09:11 mircea_popescu: PantyHotOffThePr well, so do you want to pursue camwhoring as a career ?

18:09:15 mircea_popescu: or flip flopping on that too ?

18:09:21 asciilifeform: Xplosionist: try self-voicing now

18:09:22 nubbins`: we're gonna leave junk mail on their table, might as well make it something they'll wanna hang on their wall

18:09:30 mircea_popescu: nubbins` i dunno, is that good ?

18:09:31 Xplosionist: asciilifeform: I think I'll just refer to you as alf. Easier, and funny.

18:09:37 nubbins`: it's fucking great is what it is

18:09:40 asciilifeform: lol

18:09:52 asciilifeform: Xplosionist: log out, then back in, and message assbot with '!up'

18:09:56 mircea_popescu: nubbins` aite, ima go on your hand. how much ?

18:10:00 BayAreaCoins: If I had tits and was hot I'd be camming

18:10:06 nubbins`: $400 shipped

18:10:10 mircea_popescu: BayAreaCoins weren;t you gonna talk to some womenz ?

18:10:20 mircea_popescu: nubbins` you're on. addy ? and the20year pls send the guy some address.

18:10:28 nubbins`: sec

18:10:36 BayAreaCoins: mircea_popescu RavinTavin isn't speaking to me atm.

18:10:46 asciilifeform: nubbins`, mircea_popescu: if poster in rental units - etch it into the fridge, stove, or the like.

18:10:49 BayAreaCoins: mircea_popescu business dispute

18:10:51 Xplosionist: [slash] mode + v? Tells me I'm not a channl operator. What comment should I be trying?

18:10:59 mircea_popescu: Xplosionist !up

18:11:10 the20year: ?

18:11:13 PantyHotOffThePr: Probably not, I dont think it'd be good for whatever career I do land on. "Oh hey, you're my kids teacher right? Saw your tits on skype last night, cool!"

18:11:15 the20year: email?

18:11:16 Xplosionist: !up

18:11:23 Xplosionist: !up Xplosionist

18:11:23 nubbins`: 1CiVT9uRrfdqupH1exx5jtPAS9NHPATLqi

18:11:28 asciilifeform: Xplosionist: should be in privmsg to assbot

18:11:31 mircea_popescu: the20year no, he's going to send you 50 posters for teh units.

18:11:37 mircea_popescu: ;;ticker

18:11:39 gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 622.91, Best ask: 623.0, Bid-ask spread: 0.09000, Last trade: 622.9, 24 hour volume: 3393.86316302, 24 hour low: 617.7, 24 hour high: 632.0, 24 hour vwap: 624.250093266

18:11:40 nubbins`: we'll need to order the paper in, looking at late august if that's okay

18:11:42 the20year: will i get more reviews or whatever I need if I do the flyers so I won't need voiced again?

18:11:45 the20year: that's fine

18:11:59 mircea_popescu: ;;gettrust assbot the20year

18:12:00 gribble: WARNING: Currently not authenticated. Trust relationship from user assbot to user the20year: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 0 via 0 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=assbot&dest=the20year | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=the20year | Rated since: Tue Apr 29 11:21:55 2014

18:12:12 Xplosionist: "!up" tells me it needs a nickname, "!up Xplosionist" tells me "insuffienent rights, !up yourself on PM first". What PM?

18:12:21 mircea_popescu: ;;rate the20year Hasn't run off yet.

18:12:21 gribble: Error: "Hasn't" is not a valid integer.

18:12:26 mircea_popescu: ;;rate the20year 1 Hasn't run off yet.

18:12:27 gribble: Rating entry successful. Your rating of 1 for user the20year has been recorded.

18:12:29 mircea_popescu: now you can self voice.

18:12:39 the20year: joy

18:12:49 asciilifeform: Xplosionist: private msg. [fwd slash] msg assbot !up

18:13:00 the20year: nubbins`: i sent you my address

18:13:08 asciilifeform: there!

18:13:23 Xplosionist: K. That worked. Thanks alf.

18:13:25 asciilifeform: welcome to #b-a Xplosionist

18:13:29 kakobrekla: nubbins` can you make and ship extra 5 or so to me, ill pay.

18:13:30 nubbins`: got it

18:13:40 mircea_popescu: you know i like alf ? asciilifeform better add it to the highlight list lol

18:13:49 asciilifeform: lol did ages ago

18:13:51 nubbins`: kako can do, ~$7.50 plus s&h

18:13:55 mircea_popescu: Xplosionist here's a tip : if you use an actual client that's not fucktarded, type asc hit tab

18:13:56 nubbins`: (each)

18:14:20 Xplosionist: mircea_popescu: thx. Limechat does that fine. :-)

18:14:23 mircea_popescu: kay, nubbins` PantyHotOffThePr aec53477739a7f4aa8ca52e5645e3c15f3399cd502ffd721546afa99238510d5

18:14:54 asciilifeform: Xplosionist: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com << useful gizmo with logs, search, 'bash'

18:14:55 assbot: #bitcoin-assets log

18:15:01 kakobrekla: nubbins` get me the total number with shipping in btc.

18:15:24 nubbins`: mind if i ship em in a tube?

18:15:33 mircea_popescu: make it red.

18:15:37 mircea_popescu: he gets a lot of red tubes.

18:15:41 nubbins`: lel

18:15:50 nubbins`: we package most things in red paper ;(

18:16:22 fluffypony: red paper packages tied up with string

18:16:27 fluffypony: these are a few of nubbins` favourite things

18:17:01 kakobrekla: dunno, ill prolly have to pay customs either way.

18:17:13 mircea_popescu: lol fluffypony

18:18:03 kakobrekla: dont make them too big

18:18:58 BingoBoingo: !up BayAreaCoins

18:19:10 BingoBoingo: ;;ident BayAreaCoins

18:19:11 gribble: Nick 'BayAreaCoins', with hostmask 'BayAreaCoins!403ac6b5@gateway/web/freenode/ip.', is not identified.

18:19:12 nubbins`: 20x5x5" tube or 20x26x2" box would be your choices

18:19:35 nubbins`: i suspect the tube would be cheaper to ship and more impervious to damage, but on the down-side your posters get rolled

18:19:52 kakobrekla: 2" ?

18:19:57 kakobrekla: what are they made of ?

18:20:25 nubbins`: corrugated cardboard, reinforced corners

18:20:32 nubbins`: it's what we receive paper in

18:20:50 kakobrekla: o i thought it was poster paper

18:21:18 nubbins`: oh oh sorry

18:21:25 kakobrekla: and you can roll that thing

18:21:33 nubbins`: the posters themselves are going on double-thick card

18:21:40 nubbins`: that's a good point

18:21:42 nubbins`: they won't roll

18:21:55 kakobrekla: ok so roll it is!

18:22:01 nubbins`: :(

18:22:08 mircea_popescu: aite i'll be off for a little, bbs.

18:22:43 nubbins`: kako, what country again?

18:22:50 kakobrekla: slovenia

18:22:52 BingoBoingo: Somalia

18:23:02 kakobrekla: yeah BingoBoingo i have it routed.

18:23:17 nubbins`: right, thought so

18:23:22 danielpbarron: if you guys set channel mode +z ops like assbot will be able to see messages from devoiced users; the !up command could work without a private message

18:23:35 nubbins`: looks like a roll would be about $30 postage, flat box would be $60+

18:23:48 nubbins`: which sounds way too high, but who knows

18:24:14 nubbins`: so you'd be looking at a total of $70 or ~$100 for roll/box

18:24:21 nubbins`: ;;calc 70/[ticker --last]

18:24:22 gribble: 0.112399242108

18:24:25 nubbins`: ;;calc 100/[ticker --last]

18:24:26 gribble: 0.160570345869

18:25:23 kakobrekla: gimme an addy if you want it nao

18:26:00 nubbins`: 1CiVT9uRrfdqupH1exx5jtPAS9NHPATLqi

18:26:53 Xplosionist: ;;calc happiness/[ticker --last]

18:26:55 gribble: Error: 'happiness' is not a defined function.

18:27:10 Xplosionist: Oh well, had to try it. Maybe we should define the happiness function?

18:27:19 nubbins`: your logic has no place here D:

18:27:37 Xplosionist: nubbins`: maybe my happiness doesn't either.

18:27:46 nubbins`: !up samO

18:27:49 nubbins`: maybe :)

18:27:50 Xplosionist: "freenode:#bitcoin-otc:88fae3a2d5ea5dbcdda550e9753974dc4f106fafb75dde2ff16a7ed2 "

18:28:05 Xplosionist: "Error: 'happiness' is not a defined function." may visit me in my dreams.

18:28:09 BingoBoingo: ;;lasers

18:28:09 gribble: ┌━ ┄ ┄ ┄ ┄ ┄ ┄ *pew!* *pew!* *pew!*

18:28:22 samO: thx nubbins`

18:28:26 nubbins`: np

18:28:37 BingoBoingo: ;;echo up stormlight

18:28:37 gribble: up stormlight

18:28:41 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 48 @ 0.015375 = 0.738 BTC [-] {4}

18:28:43 BingoBoingo: !up stormlight

18:29:20 kakobrekla: nubbins` sent.

18:29:57 nubbins`: tyvm

18:30:17 thestringpuller: ;;kittehlasers

18:30:17 gribble: Error: "kittehlasers" is not a valid command.

18:30:20 kakobrekla: make it nice and not too big :)

18:30:22 thestringpuller: ;;kittenlasers

18:30:22 gribble: Error: "kittenlasers" is not a valid command.

18:30:38 nubbins`: will do :D

18:30:45 Xplosionist: ;;lasers shoot the kitten

18:30:45 gribble: ┌━ ┄ ┄ ┄ ┄ ┄ ┄ *pew!* *pew!* *pew!*

18:31:35 BingoBoingo: !s kitt*

18:31:36 assbot: 103 results for 'kitt*' : http://search.bitcoin-assets.com/?q=kitt%2A

18:31:50 thestringpuller: !s kitt* laser

18:31:51 assbot: 11 results for 'kitt* laser' : http://search.bitcoin-assets.com/?q=kitt%2A+laser

18:33:38 BingoBoingo: ;;laserkittens

18:33:39 gribble: ุ ₍˄.͡˳̫.˄₎ ุ ┌━ ┄ ┄ ┄ ┄ ┄ ┄ *pew*

18:33:46 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 198 @ 0.0028 = 0.5544 BTC [+]

18:34:38 BingoBoingo: ;;bc,stats

18:34:42 gribble: Current Blocks: 310736 | Current Difficulty: 1.733631697850783E10 | Next Difficulty At Block: 312479 | Next Difficulty In: 1743 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 1 week, 4 days, 22 hours, 31 minutes, and 13 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 18180062148.8 | Estimated Percent Change: 4.86692

18:39:21 BingoBoingo: !up PantyHotOffThePr

18:39:28 BingoBoingo: !up kermit

18:43:14 asciilifeform: ;;seen moiety

18:43:15 gribble: moiety was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 1 week, 1 day, 23 hours, 36 minutes, and 0 seconds ago: <moiety> kk really away for reals this time, i'll check that when im out

18:43:45 asciilifeform: ;;later tell moiety old neighbour discovered her cat eaten. what species eats housecats?

18:43:46 gribble: The operation succeeded.

18:46:11 Xplosionist: asciilifeform: Dogs, big ones.

18:48:35 mike_c: coyotes

18:49:16 asciilifeform: Xplosionist: afaik neither animal is the likely suspect

18:49:48 mike_c: http://media.sdreader.com/img/blogs/entry_img/2011/May/19/coyote-eating-cat1_t400.jpg

18:50:19 asciilifeform: afaik the last coyote here ate his bullet at least a century ago.

18:50:23 Xplosionist: asciilifeform: Coyotes are around...

18:51:03 Xplosionist: Oh no, there are still coyotes around in the midatlantic. Mostly out into the appalaichains, but some in the area.

18:51:32 mike_c: raccoons will do it too

18:51:57 asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: do you have a favourite pill against coyote ?

18:51:57 Xplosionist: http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/Maryland-Woman-Reports-Coyotes-Attacked-Her-Dogs-201165241.html

18:51:58 assbot: Maryland Woman Reports Coyotes Attacked Her Dogs | NBC4 Washington

18:53:11 BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Other than marking territory and verbally accosting coyotes I encounter? Hmmm....

18:53:39 BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Probably the best defense is a larger dog or a gram or so of lead

18:54:10 asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: difficult to hunt in the city without everyone knowing.

18:54:15 Xplosionist: BingoBoingo: If only the automated lead disbursal was an easier to solve problem. :-)

18:55:18 BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Well, at least for coyote sized targets. Otherwise there are some primer motivated only rimfire loads that are rather quiet

18:55:57 asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: i suppose for the genuine aficionado, there's always the 'cranequin'.

18:57:38 BingoBoingo: I mean it's hard to set traps for coyote that also won't be appealing to every other animal around, so you'd prelly have to go for a live trap.

18:58:07 BingoBoingo: That would be a rather large cage trap (the only kind really permitted in human habited areas.

19:01:42 benkay: http://globalguerrillas.typepad.com/globalguerrillas/2014/07/bot-dominance.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+typepad%2FrzYD+%28Global+Guerrillas%29

19:01:43 assbot: Bot Dominance - Global Guerrillas

19:02:04 benkay: and http://www.wired.co.uk/news/archive/2014-07/11/exacto

19:02:04 assbot: Darpa tests bullet-sized homing missiles (Wired UK)

19:03:10 asciilifeform: benkay: ancient project. objective, in reality, is to bring on the wet dream of dod contractors everywhere: bullet costing $MAXINT.

19:05:10 BingoBoingo: http://www.wikihow.com/Act-when-Near-a-Coyote << Guide could also be called how to make coyotes feel at home in your neighborhood

19:05:11 assbot: 3 Ways to Act when Near a Coyote - wikiHow

19:07:18 asciilifeform: BingoBoingo, benkay: 'linux rifle' << when i first heard of this gadget, first though was 'why is it fired by electromechanically-controlled trigger weight and not simply electrical'. turns out, electrical firing is banned in usa.

19:07:34 BingoBoingo: Indeed it is

19:07:55 asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: any idea why ?

19:08:50 BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Probably because it makes full automatic firing possible

19:09:01 asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: on a bolt-action elephant rifle ?

19:09:42 BingoBoingo: Why make a device with electric ignition bolt action?

19:09:53 asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: accuracy. as pictured in the linked review.

19:10:31 asciilifeform: though the whole thing strikes me as quite like fishing with dynamite - where does the sport remain in the hunt ?

19:10:52 benkay: i also think robots aren't allowed to pull triggers on their own.

19:10:57 BingoBoingo: Oh, the engineers already had the sport with that one

19:12:01 BingoBoingo: I always imagined electic ignition firearms were for stuff like that caseless ammunition asssault rifle idea the Germans played with in the 80's

19:13:20 BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: http://www.homesteadingtoday.com/general-homesteading-forums/homesteading-questions/305226-defense-against-coyotes.html

19:13:22 assbot: Defense against coyotes? - Homesteading Today

19:14:25 asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: american cities, where no hunt is permitted, and re-appearing large carnivores will be - is - an interesting combination.

19:14:52 BingoBoingo: It really is.

19:15:43 BingoBoingo: I wonder what a few more generations of feral culture will do to the wild dogs in Detroit.

19:15:54 asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: as i recall, they've already been eaten.

19:16:30 asciilifeform: well - shot, cooked, and sold at a famous open air market

19:17:08 BingoBoingo: Ah, well then I guess we have to see what one of the other Murican urban futures labs report.

19:26:52 BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: At least living in a place with winter you don't have to worry about the problem of large snakes becoming established carnivorous megafauna

19:36:16 []bot: Bet placed: 5 BTC for No on "Bitcoin to drop under $400 before August" http://bitbet.us/bet/944/ Odds: 9(Y):91(N) by coin, 17(Y):83(N) by weight. Total bet: 22.42312364 BTC. Current weight: 6,977.

19:57:49 jurov: imo the cat was eaten by spider

20:04:08 BingoBoingo: !up nubbins`

20:37:09 mircea_popescu: i just got discriminated against!

20:38:01 asciilifeform: lol, how ?

20:38:16 mircea_popescu: dude waiting for elevator in lobby, sorta middle aged middle east looking guy. i push the button, look around, discover his elevator is actually the closest, nod at him, guy is sorta scowling at me. then he moves over. elevator gets here, i go in, he's not going in. i go like come right in, he's pushing the button

20:38:23 mircea_popescu: smh.

20:39:55 ThickAsThieves: who's the nigger now!

20:40:34 *: asciilifeform misread from corner of eye, 'discover his elevator is actually the closet', initially puzzled

20:40:49 kakobrekla: you werent looking germant werent you?

20:40:50 mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves ikr? dat burn.

20:41:00 mircea_popescu: i dunno. im not blonde. how does one look german ?

20:41:01 kakobrekla: german*

20:41:34 kakobrekla: they look like running out of argentina

20:41:40 asciilifeform: how does one look german << perhaps like this: http://www-history.mcs.st-and.ac.uk/BigPictures/Leibniz_8.jpeg

20:41:55 kakobrekla: hair is similar.

20:42:29 mircea_popescu: lol

20:42:34 mircea_popescu: isn't that british

20:42:55 mircea_popescu: !up PantyHotOffThePr

20:42:58 asciilifeform: don't imagine they're terribly fond of brits in Ar either

20:43:14 mircea_popescu: well tbh i kinda look... i dunno, i guess jewish

20:43:22 mircea_popescu: minus the nose.

20:43:38 ThickAsThieves: maybe he knows a romanian when he sees one

20:44:23 mircea_popescu: i don't look like any romanian i've ever met.

20:44:43 ThickAsThieves: we separated you from your twin at birth

20:44:59 mircea_popescu: who's we ? i thought i was older than you

20:45:45 ThickAsThieves: The Infininati

20:46:00 ThickAsThieves: age is just a number

20:46:25 mircea_popescu: aww why not infinititti ?

20:46:34 mircea_popescu: when one has such a great chance at a great name!

20:47:19 mircea_popescu: PantyHotOffThePr so the question to you was, do you want to pursue camwhoring as a career ?

20:48:42 PantyHotOffThePr: Not particularly, pictures are one thing but slamming my face in a video when I may become a teacher probably isn't the smartest idea.

20:50:19 mircea_popescu: well listen, you gotta find something to actually do.

20:50:32 mircea_popescu: this sorta halfway everything is a great way to become a sad old person.

20:52:23 mircea_popescu: asciilifeform: Xplosionist: afaik neither animal is the likely suspect << a lot of rats.

20:52:51 asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: the cat in question was part of an 8-cat brigade, so rat is unlikely.

20:53:09 mircea_popescu: depends.

20:53:21 mircea_popescu: rats aren't actually either brave or pack-hunters.

20:53:27 mircea_popescu: shit i mean cats aren't.

20:53:34 asciilifeform: was a rather skinny and aged (17 y!) speciment, however.

20:53:57 mircea_popescu: usually the way this works is it misjudges itself, attacks a rat, the rat bites it badly,

20:54:06 mircea_popescu: after which the rest of the rats opportunity-eat it.

20:54:10 PantyHotOffThePr: Eh, I'll figure it out sooner or later. I hope.

20:54:24 mircea_popescu: PantyHotOffThePr one thing you can do is get yourself in the wot.

20:54:26 asciilifeform: do rats know how to drag a carcass away, like ants ?

20:55:21 mircea_popescu: sure.

20:55:27 mircea_popescu: why do you thin kthe sewer is a thing ?

21:02:51 mircea_popescu: ;;google highly sexual yelps of Kournikova playing tennis

21:02:52 gribble: Ken Park pe fraudsters - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.: http://fraudsters.com/2014/ken-park/; Anna Kournikova - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia: http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Anna_Kournikova; Tennis Players Bill Simmons Would Do: Another Classic From The ...: http://deadspin.com/5878436/tennis-players-bill-simmons-would-do-another-classic-from-the-secret-sports- (1 more message)

21:03:05 mircea_popescu: i will end up owning the english language.

21:09:07 mircea_popescu: ;;google pay for your tits

21:09:08 gribble: I'll pay for your tits pe fraudsters - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.: http://fraudsters.com/2014/ill-pay-for-your-tits/; FLASH YOUR TITS - I'LL PAY YOU - NOT FAKE: https://chattanooga.craigslist.org/spa/4568028111.html; Maurica: Pay for my Tits: http://www.maurica.net/p/pay-for-my-tits.html

21:14:35 asciilifeform: !up PantyHotOffThePr

21:14:55 ThickAsThieves: i wonder if google has a search profile for gribble

21:14:58 Xplosionist: asciilifeform: Getting up in the panties. nice.

21:15:13 Xplosionist: ;;google gribble search profile

21:15:14 gribble: Gribble neighborhood in Dallas, Texas (TX), 75229, 75234 ...: http://www.city-data.com/neighborhood/Gribble-Dallas-TX.html; Matthew Gribble - United Arab Emirates | LinkedIn: http://ae.linkedin.com/in/matthewgribble; Matt Gribble profiles | LinkedIn: http://www.linkedin.com/pub/dir/Matt/Gribble

21:15:33 Xplosionist: ThickAsThieves: Not a good one. :-)

21:15:51 ThickAsThieves: fraudsters is 2nd when i search pay for your tits

21:16:15 mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves i imagine it must. but i get the same off random ips too

21:17:01 mircea_popescu: i wonder how profiling gribble would work, seeing how it never clicks on anything

21:17:28 rithm: oooh a search profile

21:18:13 rithm: that doesn't work, i've been trolled here

21:18:17 rithm: smh

21:18:21 ThickAsThieves: yep it's 2nd if i use a clena browser too

21:18:26 ThickAsThieves: clean

21:19:51 mircea_popescu: ono gribs, you've been lied to ?

21:23:05 mircea_popescu: http://myfreeimplants.com/ << kickstarter is so last derpday. boobstarter is here! invest in breast!

21:23:05 assbot: Free Breast Implants, Free Boob Job, Free Plastic Surgery Financing. MyFreeImplants.com

21:24:10 ThickAsThieves: is it blowjobs for boobjobs essentially?

21:25:07 mircea_popescu: i doubt it. prolly more like "click to feed the indians" sorta deal

21:26:30 Xplosionist: I wonder if they prohibit suggesting repayment in blowjobs?

21:27:07 mircea_popescu: a blowjob is like $20. a hotel stay, like $100. airfare say $500.

21:27:13 mircea_popescu: why would you buy blowjobs on the interwebs ?

21:27:25 ThickAsThieves: why would you by drugs on the interwebs?

21:27:34 ThickAsThieves: buy

21:28:02 mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves that's retarded, which is why sr never went anywhere.

21:28:09 mircea_popescu: now imagine pills were 50lbs+ each

21:28:59 ThickAsThieves: i'd be even less likely to take them

21:29:07 Xplosionist: mircea_popescu: YEah, but if you could get a whole lot of blowjobs from someone for a couple hundred bucks toniation toward her plastic surgery, then.

21:29:23 mircea_popescu: then just buy her outright and get her the surgery ?

21:29:27 Xplosionist: I'm not saying it's likely to work out at all well.

21:29:53 ThickAsThieves: maybe site has "find sunken chest in your area"

21:30:01 mircea_popescu: ahah

21:30:29 mircea_popescu: i wonder if there's a weirdo-christian website paying women to have breastreduction.

21:30:32 Xplosionist: free thinking, doesn't require (or recommend!) serious analysis. :-)

21:30:50 mircea_popescu: something a la skoptsy.

21:36:47 mircea_popescu: hey kakobrekla , "Last block: 59 minutes ago (310746)" according to bitbet but we're on 310750.

21:37:18 mike_c: blockchains are hard

21:38:09 mike_c: WoL is on 310802 because it is awesome

21:38:17 mike_c: it sees the future

21:40:26 mircea_popescu: lol

21:40:47 mircea_popescu: 228 (block 310,751 no ?

21:42:03 mike_c: ok, it doesn't *really* see the future

21:42:15 mike_c: but if it could!

21:42:23 mircea_popescu: http://listverse.com/2014/07/02/10-terrifyingly-evil-killer-cults/ << check out the vampyre kids

21:42:24 assbot: 10 Terrifyingly Evil Killer Cults - Listverse

21:42:43 mircea_popescu: "On November 25, 1996, Ferrell and his vampire clan, which consisted of Scott Anderson and two teenage girls"

21:43:08 mircea_popescu: next one up, "Operating in Massachusetts in the late ?70s, the Fall Rivers Cult was led by 25-year-old Carl Drew. Drew was a pimp who used Satanism to terrify the prostitutes who worked for him."

21:43:17 mircea_popescu: that guy musta thrown some wild parties.

21:45:42 kakobrekla: yes its being fixed

21:47:44 []bot: Bet placed: 1 BTC for Yes on "BTC to top $800 before August" http://bitbet.us/bet/994/ Odds: 30(Y):70(N) by coin, 30(Y):70(N) by weight. Total bet: 8.64923557 BTC. Current weight: 89,419.

21:50:27 mike_c: confirmed fixed.

21:54:07 mircea_popescu: "The South Pacific's first native Anglican bishop, Sir George Ambo, was excommunicated after running off with a nun, Sister Cora, with whom he set up a visionary cult."

21:59:32 mircea_popescu: Lundgren told jurors at his trial that he was a prophet of God and ?not worthy of the death penalty.? The jurors disagreed and sentenced him to death. In a last-ditch appeal, Lundgren claimed he was too fat to be executed. The court shot down that appeal, too, and he was executed by lethal injection on October 24, 2006.

21:59:43 mircea_popescu: dude that's an argument. "i'm too fat to die!"

22:00:02 Xplosionist: No, "I'm to fat to be killed." Now disproven. :-)

22:00:39 mircea_popescu: yet another thing that works better for corporations.

22:00:58 asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: this is a usa-specific thing, that probably needs explanation. a number of convicts argued (to varying degrees of success) that their execution, via the locally prescribed method, 'couldn't possibly work humanely'

22:01:11 mircea_popescu: oh, that's what it is.

22:01:17 mircea_popescu: ty.

22:01:19 asciilifeform: and then the judges get to fill out more paperwork, etc.

22:01:46 asciilifeform: 'too fat' has been tried with regards to hanging, poison, etc.

22:02:16 mircea_popescu: The foursome would travel around the city in Gecht?s van and either lure women to the van or outright kidnap them. They would take the victims back to Gecht?s apartment in order to sacrifice them. First, they took turns raping the victim, before removing the breast using piano wire. Apparently, they subsequently masturbated onto the amputated breast before dicing it up and then eating it. This was all done while Ge

22:02:17 mircea_popescu: cht read aloud from the Satanic Bible.

22:02:25 mircea_popescu: that's the atomic cumbiscuit ?

22:07:31 mircea_popescu: "Despite a guilty plea, Taylor was given the death penalty. In 2010, Taylor tried to commit suicide by stuffing pens and pencils in his eye sockets, which only ended up blinding him. On August 14, 2013, Taylor hanged himself in his cell using his bedsheets."

22:09:16 ThickAsThieves: http://www.coindesk.com/linkedin-co-founder-bitcoin-smart-five-year-investment/ guy looks like pee wee herman's nemesis http://paolostheateroftheabsurd.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/francis_buxton2.jpg

22:09:17 assbot: LinkedIn Co-Founder: Bitcoin is in My Five-Year Investment Plan

22:13:11 mircea_popescu: lol

22:13:17 mircea_popescu: it's stil a smart five year investment.

22:15:04 Azelphur: mircea_popescu: I'm sure you'll find this amusing, https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/3832397/screenshots/2014/Jul/2014-07-14-215730_5120x1440_scrot.png

22:15:20 Azelphur: objectifying women, etc etc xD

22:16:54 mircea_popescu: Azelphur im not so up to date with the thing, so you're calling some dating site's api

22:17:02 Azelphur: mircea_popescu: nah no API, scraping.

22:17:11 Azelphur: mircea_popescu: I'm building a SQL database of singles in my area...for science and such.

22:17:18 mircea_popescu: oh oh

22:17:28 Azelphur: and okcupid has intelligence questions

22:17:33 Azelphur: so I can literally select * from users where clue > 0

22:17:49 mircea_popescu: how's the clue > 0 part work ?

22:18:18 Azelphur: mircea_popescu: okc asks basic intelligence questions, such as "STALE is to STEAL as 89475 is to...?"

22:18:23 dub: surely you want clue < 0

22:18:40 Azelphur: and as the site allows you to see peoples answers to questions, I can just do db queries and filter all those people out xD

22:19:25 mircea_popescu: ok, but i mean... filtering out retards != selecting for positive clue

22:19:38 Azelphur: mircea_popescu: hey, I didn't say it was much of a clue.

22:19:59 punkman: I

22:20:00 mircea_popescu: what you need is access to the inbox of a few hundred of the hotter women,

22:20:03 punkman: O

22:20:06 punkman: oops

22:20:06 Azelphur: mircea_popescu: hahaha

22:20:06 mircea_popescu: take all the messages guys sent them over a decade

22:20:10 mircea_popescu: make a beautiful soup of that

22:20:16 mircea_popescu: then send it to your prospects, see who answers

22:20:19 mircea_popescu: select the rest.

22:20:30 Azelphur: mircea_popescu: so basically, "u wan sum fuk?" xD

22:20:31 asciilifeform: mircea_popescu missed an 'invert' operator in there

22:21:01 mircea_popescu: asciilifeform noididn't.avi Azelphur it's actually quite patternable.

22:21:08 mircea_popescu: it's a good read, i recommend it.

22:21:23 asciilifeform: the women probably have a bayesian spamzapper. you want to slip past, not end up inside.

22:21:37 Azelphur: I see

22:21:43 mircea_popescu: asciilifeform identitty is cheap.

22:22:43 mircea_popescu: i wonder how many twentysomething owners of moderately successful sm sites have so far selected the interractions of all the people that got laid on the site and hashtree'd it.

22:22:50 mircea_popescu: sorta like a "talking to womenz prosthetic"

22:23:02 Azelphur: haha

22:23:21 mircea_popescu: after all, the space of language is actually finite, and besides, what are people who don't know each other gonna talk about.

22:23:25 mircea_popescu: 5, maybe 10 things.

22:23:27 Azelphur: mircea_popescu: ever read oktrends? You'd like it I reckon.

22:23:33 mircea_popescu: nop

22:23:36 Azelphur: they perform various statistical analysis on their entire db

22:23:45 Azelphur: and draw all sorts of hilariously insulting conclusions

22:23:50 Azelphur: such as religious people have lower literacy levels

22:23:56 mircea_popescu: "The official blog of OkCupid.com. Shows trends and insights into it's online dating network."

22:23:57 asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: it's still no thermonuke. eventually you have to dance in the flesh.

22:24:05 mircea_popescu: o look, the official ca'nt sp'eal.

22:24:19 Azelphur: hehe

22:24:24 mircea_popescu: am i do'ing it ri'ght ?

22:24:32 Azelphur: needs more apostrophe.

22:24:47 mircea_popescu: asciilifeform that's what rohypnol is for.

22:24:52 asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: robert sheckley had a story ('50s) about a 'dating agency' that would tell you exactly what to do, through a hidden earphone. fellow puts it on, and gets really bored, because it turns out they also sell to the gurlz

22:25:11 mircea_popescu: asciilifeform was it "The Cyrano de Bergerac Memorial Dating Agency" ?

22:25:23 asciilifeform: lol

22:26:25 mircea_popescu: anyway, that's what the fuck us media does, anyway. buncha retarded kids who can't touch each other growing up, sitting around reading cracked and jezbel to figure out what to say to each other

22:28:27 mircea_popescu: "The basic currency of the Internet is human ignorance, and, frankly, our database holds a strong cash position!"

22:28:33 mircea_popescu: o ok Azelphur , i like them nao.

22:28:49 Azelphur: mircea_popescu: hahaha, I knew you would :P

22:29:39 mircea_popescu: "Okay, if you want to know... Will my date have sex on the first date? Ask... ? Do you like the taste of beer? Because... Among all our casual topics, whether someone likes the taste of beer is the single best predictor of if he or she has sex on the first date."

22:29:44 mircea_popescu: ok i fucking don't like them anymore.

22:29:54 mircea_popescu: to imagine the genders are idempotent in this line... holy shit.

22:29:59 Azelphur: mircea_popescu: why not? I thought that question was particularly hilarious

22:30:10 asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: 'the average number of legs a customer has is...'

22:30:41 Azelphur: mircea_popescu: they don't imagine, they have the data to back up that it's fairly equal?

22:30:42 mircea_popescu: if you think a buncha fratbros being in denial about how shitty budlight is makes a good predictor for whether maryjane in sorority rush is likely to fuck you right now...

22:31:09 mircea_popescu: dude srsly. what data do they have showing it's equal, fairly or otherwise ?

22:31:41 Azelphur: mircea_popescu: because they ask users 1) Would you consider sleeping with someone on a first date, 2) What sex are you, 3) Do you like the taste of beer?

22:31:43 mircea_popescu: "Sadly, this is the only question with a meaningful correlation for women. For men there are a few others" << now i like them again.

22:31:47 Azelphur: given the answer to all 3, you have an answer xD

22:31:50 Azelphur: haha

22:32:09 mircea_popescu: dude i'm having an on again / off again relationship with okcupid and it's official bl'og.

22:32:15 Azelphur: xD

22:32:53 mircea_popescu: Azelphur you ever seen control ?

22:33:07 Azelphur: nope

22:33:39 mircea_popescu: it's a pretty decent film, bio of ian curtis.

22:33:50 mircea_popescu: i imagine you'd like it.

22:34:09 mircea_popescu: Q: Could you imagine yourself killing someone? << fuck me! this actually is to my knowledge the best predictor there is.

22:34:23 mircea_popescu: seems they not only figured this out, but also have a slightly better one. nuclear attack in certain light ?

22:34:32 mircea_popescu: impressive.

22:34:54 Azelphur: hehe

22:35:43 Azelphur: mircea_popescu: http://pastebin.com/nJCH867F yay, 40% of people within 25 miles of me are plonkers.

22:35:44 assbot: [SQL] sqlite> SELECT count(*) FROM questions WHERE question LIKE "%STALE is to STEAL%" - Pastebin.com

22:36:37 mircea_popescu: o.O ?!

22:36:43 mircea_popescu: isn't that too fucking much ?

22:37:01 mircea_popescu: ;;ud plonkers

22:37:02 gribble: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=plonker | the term plonker started out as a reference to someone who was forever drunk on cheap wine (cheap wine is nicknamed plonk) this person was usualy a ...

22:37:20 Azelphur: nope, 145 users within 25 miles as me, 69 of them answered the question, 28 of them got it right

22:37:55 Azelphur: and amusingly I derped my statistic, so I myself am a plonker, it's 60% of people within 25 miles of me are plonkers.

22:38:26 mircea_popescu: If you want to know... Do my date and I have the same politics? Ask him or her... ? Do you prefer the people in your life to be simple or complex? Because... http://akcdn.okccdn.com/blog/first_date_questions/SimplicityComplexity.png

22:38:37 mircea_popescu: well now that's weird. i guess i'm 2:1 a liberal ?

22:39:50 ThickAsThieves: of the type of person that would fill out okcupid profiles

22:40:07 mircea_popescu: oh.

22:40:10 mircea_popescu: drat.

22:40:12 Azelphur: ThickAsThieves: well yea, true

22:40:20 mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves do you have one ?

22:40:29 ThickAsThieves: not since like before facebook

22:41:21 mircea_popescu: http://akcdn.okccdn.com/blog/first_date_questions/MegaChart2.png << religion correlates with poor spelling and reading comprehension

22:41:29 mircea_popescu: for all religions not in (atheist, agnostic)

22:41:55 ThickAsThieves: buddhism transcends

22:42:20 mircea_popescu: mostly because a buncha cali fags and assorted antrepreneurs think it's chick.

22:42:22 mircea_popescu: chic*

22:42:45 ThickAsThieves: i met a smart yoga guy once

22:43:15 ThickAsThieves: actually no

22:43:18 ThickAsThieves: i didnt

22:43:59 mircea_popescu: davout http://akcdn.okccdn.com/blog/10charts/Frenchmen.png << it's official. they got the datas.

22:44:17 mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves i think yoga and budhism are different.

22:44:38 ThickAsThieves: so they say

22:44:49 ThickAsThieves: Secret, one of the many anonymous social networks that’s risen to prominence over the past six months, today announced a $25 million Series B round led by Index Ventures.

22:45:17 mircea_popescu: http://akcdn.okccdn.com/blog/10charts/AchievingWomenPurple.png this goes straight into my older http://fraudsters.com/2011/erotoghid-pentru-femeia-adulta/

22:45:19 assbot: Erotoghid pentru femeia adulta pe fraudsters - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.

22:45:21 ThickAsThieves: would a true buddhist have an okcupid profile?

22:45:29 mircea_popescu: ;;google erotoghid

22:45:30 gribble: Fucking, a guide. pe fraudsters - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.: http://fraudsters.com/fucking-a-guide; I Suspect There Is More To This World, or A Story Of The ... - fraudsters: http://fraudsters.com/2014/i-suspect-there-is-more-to-this-world-or-a-story-of-the-unindustrious/; Februarie 2011 pe fraudsters - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.: http://fraudsters.com/2011/02

22:45:54 mircea_popescu: bizarre.

22:45:59 mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves why not ?

22:46:18 ThickAsThieves: takes women 20yrs to learn to orgasm?

22:47:07 ThickAsThieves: well buddhism is about removing desire, and, well, everything, no?

22:47:18 mircea_popescu: no ?

22:47:26 mircea_popescu: i think that's boreism.

22:47:30 ThickAsThieves: hehe

22:47:43 mircea_popescu: and i think women just about need 20 years to learn to orgasm, yes.

22:47:53 mircea_popescu: course you can cut that to six weeks iykwyd.

22:48:31 mircea_popescu: http://akcdn.okccdn.com/blog/10charts/VegetariansBright.png << dude srsly, that drastic ?!

22:49:34 ThickAsThieves: no comment

22:49:45 mircea_popescu: i don't know that many women that don't like sucking cock.

22:50:04 mircea_popescu: certainly more guys who (at least pretend) not to.

22:50:49 ThickAsThieves: where is the "Odds Someone Enjoys Getting Oral Sex?"

22:51:26 ThickAsThieves: then we can learn the puritanism factor

22:51:33 mircea_popescu: hm.

22:51:56 mircea_popescu: Frequent tweeters have shorter real-life relationships than everyone else, probably via some bit.ly hack. Unfortunately, we have no way to tell who's dumping who here; whether the twitterati are more annoying or just more flighty than everyone else.

22:52:10 mircea_popescu: i have an idea, just deliver add medicine with the whale.

22:53:14 mircea_popescu: and holy shit year and a half average relationships ?! what the fuck sense does that make, it's the uncanny valley of relationships. either a few good fucks for a coupla weeks or else years, who does this middle of the road bs ?

22:54:24 nubbins`: dudes who don't wanna deal with the 5 minutes of awkwardness it takes to break up with someone they're not really interested in

22:54:26 nubbins`: it's a thing, srsly

22:54:59 nubbins`: what else do you expect from a generation that deals with problems by ignoring them

22:56:19 dub: lol

22:56:25 dub: liek global warming?

22:56:51 nubbins`: well no, that's the previous generation

22:56:59 *: nubbins` thinks

22:57:02 nubbins`: this one too, though

22:57:41 benkay: this one realizes that there's nothing to be done subconsciously about physics.

22:57:48 benkay: feelings, though, are legislatable.

22:58:29 benkay: (generations, i mean)

22:59:03 nubbins`: http://imgur.com/a/S8cJz

22:59:04 assbot: Game Camera on Deer Gut Pile - Imgur

22:59:48 nubbins`: benkay: what's a war on drugs but a legislated range of feelings?

22:59:48 nubbins`: :D

22:59:57 mircea_popescu: dub people deal with the problem of global warming by giving the bums involved more money to do more "research"

23:00:43 nubbins`: http://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/2aokbz/guys_get_erections_every_morning_right_the/

23:00:43 assbot: Guys get erections every morning, right? The concept of "morning" varies depending on where you live, with the "morning line" basically spinning around the earth infinitely, right? So does that mean that humanity has been doing a "boner wave" around the earth for hundreds of thousands of years? : Showerthoughts

23:01:22 mircea_popescu: im bashing that nubbins line

23:01:38 nubbins`: er which?

23:01:51 nubbins`: i have so many quotable quips that it's hard to keep track

23:02:22 benkay: nubbins`: no way man that's rent-seeking.

23:02:24 mircea_popescu: pretty cool eagles.

23:02:30 mircea_popescu: nubbins` the range o' feelings.

23:02:43 nubbins`: ah ah

23:02:55 nubbins`: srsly tho. war on unauthorized mental states

23:03:01 nubbins`: imagine such a thing

23:03:09 mike_c: oh man. bash is improving. there is some funny shit in there.

23:03:09 benkay: flip it

23:03:15 benkay: it's not a 'war' on anything.

23:03:21 mircea_popescu: mike_c ikr!

23:03:34 benkay: it's an outlawing of things to make work for the rent-seekers.

23:03:43 benkay: this employs head-knockers and jail-lockers.

23:03:45 mircea_popescu: benkay no, it's not a war. the way i see it, to keep a police force going you gotta give it some niggers to pick on.

23:03:50 mircea_popescu: otherwise, it becomes too expensive.

23:03:59 benkay: those exist anyways, man.

23:04:00 mike_c: i generally am disappointed when ninjashogun gets upped, but he is a gold mine.

23:04:06 mircea_popescu: and since the actual niggers are rioting... they moived to fags. those also rioted in the 50s

23:04:08 nubbins`: mike_c +1

23:04:10 mircea_popescu: so now it's pedos and bongheads

23:04:22 nubbins`: potheads don't riot

23:04:32 benkay: a reasonably sized constabulary could be had if its mandate were reasonable.

23:04:33 mircea_popescu: exactly. perfect fodder.

23:04:42 mircea_popescu: then again, that's what they said about fags, too. look into stonewall inn.

23:04:42 nubbins`: benkay: sounds like here

23:04:45 benkay: it's a massive constabulary though, and needs a massive mandate to keep it fat and busy.

23:04:51 nubbins`: mircea_popescu, v familiar

23:04:55 nubbins`: nobody riots until they do

23:04:56 mircea_popescu: benkay no, it could not. because you oculdn't motivate anyone to join it.

23:05:04 mircea_popescu: just like you can't have a sane corpus of teachers.

23:05:20 nubbins`: teaching and police work are for the daft or the dangerous

23:05:26 mircea_popescu: exactly.

23:05:39 mircea_popescu: if you can give them someone to shitface, then you can get the dangerous to be useful.

23:05:48 mircea_popescu: it all rests on this major question.

23:06:28 benkay: but must we have so many constables?

23:06:40 nubbins`: not initially

23:06:44 nubbins`: but once the ranks swell

23:06:50 nubbins`: it's harder to squeeze the dead air back out

23:07:09 mircea_popescu: benkay i kinda like being able to ask for directions.

23:07:24 benkay: what, you don't talk to regular humans for things like that?

23:07:29 mircea_popescu: also, idiots tend to think nothing they can't see exists. best way to keep compton in line is keeping cars on patrol.

23:07:47 mircea_popescu: they see a cop, the underdevelop part of their brain that regulates behaviour gets a jolt.

23:07:47 benkay: lol o compton's in line?

23:08:05 nubbins`: best way to keep this grease fire under control is to only let a little bit of oxygen at it

23:08:10 mircea_popescu: benkay sure. they got a gdp and everything.

23:08:22 benkay: so does mexico.

23:08:31 benkay: so does the usg, for that matter.

23:08:39 mircea_popescu: exactly.

23:09:14 mircea_popescu: http://bash.bitcoin-assets.com/?quote=195 << this made laugh a 2nd time

23:09:14 assbot: #bitcoin-assets bash

23:09:19 benkay: why not send robocop cars around?

23:09:35 benkay: all that part of the brain needs is the black and white, not the human behind the wheel.

23:09:51 mircea_popescu: im not so sure.

23:10:03 nubbins`: yeah

23:10:07 mircea_popescu: what was the film with that retard cop

23:10:07 nubbins`: haha i laughed at that one too

23:10:24 mircea_popescu: ends up involved with some cokehead, sister of tom cruise who's a total dudebro

23:10:30 nubbins`: BUT MOSTLY I'M A BITCOINER

23:10:56 mircea_popescu: a yes, magnolia. ever seen magnolia benkay ?

23:11:23 nubbins`: wait, she wasn't tom cruise's sister

23:11:27 nubbins`: in that movie

23:11:56 mircea_popescu: yah i got confused.

23:12:05 nubbins`: re: the retard cop (john c reilly), he's done some really bizarre comedy

23:12:08 nubbins`: like, really fucked

23:12:09 mircea_popescu: anyway. retarded cop, gets out of car, has interraction with rapper 12 yo black kid

23:12:13 mircea_popescu: that's the thing.

23:12:30 nubbins`: yeah

23:12:35 nubbins`: same kid that eventually finds his gun?

23:12:39 mircea_popescu: yeah.

23:12:42 nubbins`: nod

23:12:56 nubbins`: i was actually impressed by how much of a douchebag tom cruise's character was in that movie

23:13:02 mircea_popescu: anyway, i confess when i hear someone's a rapper, that kid is what i think about.

23:13:07 nubbins`: hahah

23:13:18 mircea_popescu: much like when i hear smeone's an entrepreneur, what i think about are the poor egyptian kids in luxor.

23:13:38 mircea_popescu: huddled around two 386 hooked into a dialup modem (cca 2004!), at the Luxor Center For Businessmen.

23:13:43 mircea_popescu: (dirt floors)

23:13:51 nubbins`: when i hear someone's a rapper, i think of reggie watts ;(

23:13:59 nubbins`: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdHK_r9RXTc

23:13:59 assbot: Reggie Watts disorients you in the most entertaining way - YouTube

23:14:54 mircea_popescu: jesus what a promising thing ted was, and what a smoldering shitpile it turned into.

23:15:11 mircea_popescu: all this because they refused to implement anti-inclusiveness, hierarchy, closedness, etc.

23:15:15 nubbins`: ^ that video starts with the guy taking the piss out of every TED presenter ever

23:15:25 benkay: holy hell

23:15:29 benkay: lady v's father is going to burning man

23:15:32 nubbins`: it's pretty rich

23:16:15 benkay: <mircea_popescu> a yes, magnolia. ever seen magnolia benkay ? // no sir

23:16:33 mircea_popescu: well it's a shitty movie, but i guess it makes this particular sidepoint well.

23:16:42 benkay: no but srsly the foxnews conservative gentleman is going to burning man

23:16:46 benkay: it must be over

23:16:54 benkay: what, 160k this year?

23:16:59 mircea_popescu: benkay it was over in 2007/2008

23:17:11 benkay: what, that recently?

23:17:20 mircea_popescu: pre-that, 80%+ of the chicks i knew states-side went

23:17:24 mircea_popescu: that year... like 1/3

23:17:33 mircea_popescu: maybe i'm biased cause age.

23:17:43 benkay: it's always over this year.

23:17:56 benkay: it's got it's own eternal september thing

23:18:05 mircea_popescu: now that may also be.

23:18:49 mircea_popescu: maybe your father in law is considering it's unfair you shoulda got the vixen, and wants to get a replacement.

23:19:21 benkay: yeah, sr. lady v's marbles are a bit scattered

23:19:22 mircea_popescu: "honey, i love you very much, but i just can't live without twentysomething yo cunt in the house"

23:19:56 benkay: i did cart her off to burning man and then demanded a dowry so you may be on to something there

23:20:17 benkay: (eternal september is also a poor joke about the dates of the thing in question)

23:21:43 benkay: hey last night i learned that gates sr, jr, and warran buffet indulged in an orgy while floating through some famously beautiful chinese water thing

23:21:48 benkay: warren*

23:22:36 danielpbarron: i think magnolia is a shaggy dog story

23:22:46 mircea_popescu: agreed

23:22:56 mircea_popescu: how long were you saving that expression ?

23:23:00 danielpbarron: which can be good.. but often aren't

23:23:16 danielpbarron: yeah no kidding; that one doesn't come up often

23:23:18 mircea_popescu: benkay what, with each other ?

23:23:28 benkay: details were...scant.

23:23:35 benkay: but who says they were the only ones, eh?

23:23:51 benkay: more reasonable assumption is a bevy of local sluts.

23:24:00 mircea_popescu: did this have anything to do with giving away money for forwarding omething ?

23:24:22 ThickAsThieves: <+mircea_popescu> well it's a shitty movie, but i guess it makes this particular sidepoint well. /// everyone ive ever shown the movie too agrees with you, but it has this lingering impression

23:24:25 BingoBoingo: Forward this email to X people and old fucks invade your house for an orgy?

23:24:38 ThickAsThieves: probly just the direction

23:24:41 mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo truth@lemonparty.org

23:24:56 mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves imo it's mr. bookman that saves it.

23:25:20 mircea_popescu: also the fact they try so hard to re-do QT it's almost lulzy

23:27:27 BingoBoingo: I'm a lemon party truther. Lemon party is an Obama scheme to keep McCain out of the White House.

23:29:48 danielpbarron: good shaggy dog story: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3JzMuvlMZM

23:29:48 assbot: A Real Shaggy Dog Story - YouTube

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23:53:49 thestringpuller: there needs to be a recruitahoodrat.com

23:54:57 thestringpuller: to /msg BingoBoingo ugh restaraunts. the sucky thing abouy finding good restaurants you have to go through the shitty ones first

23:55:09 thestringpuller: wow fone typing

23:55:12 thestringpuller: lol

23:57:17 Azelphur: mircea_popescu: there you go, I'm now oktrends, sort of. http://blog.azelphur.com/node/297

23:57:17 assbot: Okcupid shenanigans: General intelligence questions | Azelphur's Blog.

23:58:22 mircea_popescu: lol cool.

23:59:58 kakobrekla: wait werent you with some coder chick that was not after your money ?