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00:00:58 fluffypony: indeed

00:01:20 fluffypony: https://www.betmoose.com/img/home-feature2.png

00:01:31 fluffypony: also apparently you become Black Moses by using the site

00:16:04 mircea_popescu: <mike_c> with a fleece vest < jewishmothercoin

00:16:35 mircea_popescu: <fluffypony> "I noticed your reply to the price bottom bet thread, and I think you might be interested in our soft-launch of BetMoose.com." << lmao

00:16:44 mircea_popescu: tell them to leave comments on bitbet about it :D


00:16:58 fluffypony: hah hah

00:17:09 mircea_popescu: like an hero, without the blood

00:17:14 fluffypony: https://twitter.com/d_seaman/status/467095913031553024

00:17:15 assbot: Prediction: when the Chinese find out about Nautilus, thats when things will get crazy. Talk about investing safely in the US market...

00:17:34 mircea_popescu: must suck to work in the press.

00:17:42 kakobrekla: when the chinese find out about nautilus, bitcoin is illegal

00:17:50 mircea_popescu: i mean seriously, everyone is fixated on garbagemen and toilet plunger men

00:17:52 fluffypony: kakobrekla: logic eludes him

00:18:02 mircea_popescu: let me tell you something : plastic insulates from shit/fungus

00:18:07 mircea_popescu: there's no plasticwrap for the brain

00:18:26 mircea_popescu: why would "the chinese" want to invest in the us market anyway ?

00:18:27 kakobrekla: tell him to put his lifesaving 0.1 btc that he has onto a bet

00:18:30 mircea_popescu: better off playing craps.

00:19:57 mircea_popescu: http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014-05/enhanced/webdr03/14/13/enhanced-15904-1400089318-6.jpg

00:21:02 kakobrekla: i hope someone answered him 'patience is the key'

00:21:49 mircea_popescu: http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014-05/enhanced/webdr02/14/12/enhanced-3604-1400085059-20.jpg

00:21:56 mircea_popescu: ok those yahoo q's are pretty lulzy

00:22:29 fluffypony: lol

00:22:35 fluffypony: that last one is a serious wtf

00:25:50 fluffypony: aight, I'm out, night

00:26:23 []bot: Bet created: Malala Yousafzai to win Peace Prize (http://bitbet.us/bet/850/)

00:26:31 mircea_popescu: mike_c https://twitter.com/sarahfrier/status/467091164710322178

00:26:32 assbot: Pinterest worth $5 billion. For comparison, Yelp worth $4B, Groupon worth $4.1B, Twitter worth $19.7B today. http://t.co/loP97F15H7

00:26:49 mircea_popescu: it is beyond me why one wouldn't get change for a million if buying all those plus whatsapp.

00:27:06 mike_c: yelp and groupon make money i think

00:27:40 mike_c: nope, i was wrong

00:27:43 mircea_popescu: yw.

00:27:46 mircea_popescu: https://twitter.com/anonymouscoin/status/467083048488407040

00:27:47 assbot: Beware "DarkCoin Statistics Software" tweets via dvesudbi .com. Windows trojan Malware.QVM03.Gen

00:28:49 mircea_popescu: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BnjttamIAAAzIu0.jpg

00:28:52 mike_c: well, if it makes you feel better, groupon used to be worth $18B :)

00:28:57 mircea_popescu: 30% ? what, is this a world w/o vat and sales tax ?

00:29:17 mircea_popescu: eat half their icecream when it gets there, then 1/4 of each bite they take.

00:31:00 mircea_popescu: http://www.iacr.org/misc/statement-May2014.html

00:31:00 assbot: IACR Statement on Mass Surveillance

00:31:56 mircea_popescu: anyway, re the change for a million : http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/05/15/us-hedgefunds-filing-momentum-idUSBREA4E11720140515?feedType=RSS&feedName=vcMedia&virtualBrandChannel=10109&utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter&dlvrit=59213

00:31:56 assbot: Major U.S. hedge funds sold 'momentum' Internet names in first-quarter| Reuters

00:36:32 artifexd: kakobrekla: Bug fixed and confirmed as fixed. :)

00:39:47 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19200 @ 0.00099384 = 19.0817 BTC [+] {2}

00:40:08 artifexd: mircea_popescu: As per your request, bets placed notifications in this channel are limited to those that are 1BTC or larger.

00:40:32 mircea_popescu: cool.

00:42:22 kakobrekla: ;;rate artifexd 1 runs bitbet ircbot

00:42:23 gribble: Rating entry successful. Your rating of 1 for user artifexd has been recorded.

00:42:50 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7550 @ 0.00099404 = 7.505 BTC [+]

00:50:18 jurov: dem hedgehog funds

00:57:04 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7228 @ 0.00099404 = 7.1849 BTC [+]

01:00:07 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.07360031 = 0.368 BTC [-] {2}

01:01:08 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.0736 = 0.368 BTC [-] {2}

01:01:44 mircea_popescu: ;;rated naphex

01:01:44 gribble: You rated user naphex on Tue Apr 15 12:14:50 2014, with a rating of 1, and supplied these additional notes: btcxchange.ro.

01:01:52 mircea_popescu: ;;rate naphex 2 btcxchange.ro

01:01:53 gribble: Rating entry successful. Your rating for user naphex has changed from 1 to 2.

01:01:56 mircea_popescu: ;;rated artifexd

01:01:56 gribble: You rated user artifexd on Fri May 2 07:30:28 2014, with a rating of 1, and supplied these additional notes: Best story of a nick I ever heard..

01:03:44 mircea_popescu: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i_YGc2lxs8

01:03:44 assbot: hedgehog sex? - YouTube

01:05:12 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.42833318 = 1.285 BTC [+] {3}

01:10:17 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4315 @ 0.00099404 = 4.2893 BTC [+]

01:23:30 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.429 = 0.858 BTC [+]

01:23:31 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 60718 @ 0.00099433 = 60.3737 BTC [+] {3}

01:25:40 mircea_popescu: لهَوَى النّفُوسِ سَرِيرَةٌ لا تُعْلَمُ

01:25:47 mircea_popescu: curious if anyone maanges to translate that

01:29:36 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 14 @ 0.04120842 = 0.5769 BTC [-] {3}

01:55:37 mike_c: something about chinese muslims not liking bed.

02:07:13 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9066 @ 0.00099318 = 9.0042 BTC [-]

02:13:50 jurov: http://explo.yt/post/2014/05/12/Unpacking-Trezor

02:13:50 assbot: Got the Bitcoin Trezor - serialized delusions

02:14:24 jurov: sorry for the shitty unzoomable pics, I just told myself I gotta put it out of the door today

02:20:26 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [ALC] 4 @ 0.1355 = 0.542 BTC [+]

02:22:33 jurov: pics fixed

02:22:40 kakobrekla: i dunno why i already get a nostalgic feel when i look at it

02:22:42 kakobrekla: but its cute

02:23:29 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 100 @ 0.004049 = 0.4049 BTC [+]

02:23:30 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 6 @ 0.04189999 = 0.2514 BTC [+]

02:26:50 benkay: whaddaya think about it, jurov ?

02:27:11 benkay: have you hidden it in your butt yet?

02:27:30 mike_c: it don't get it. is it blue or gold? or does it change colors?

02:27:34 jurov: it has bit too sharp edges for my butt

02:27:35 mike_c: s/it/I/

02:27:41 jurov: no, silver

02:33:14 jurov: and.. hopefully electrum support will come soon, the online wallet is very limited

02:33:33 jurov: otherwise I like it

02:34:40 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.43777734 BTC [+]

02:37:43 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 100 @ 0.00282025 = 0.282 BTC [-] {3}

02:44:50 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 6 @ 0.04189999 = 0.2514 BTC [+]

02:48:54 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.43777755 = 0.8756 BTC [+] {2}

03:07:12 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 2 @ 0.07772328 = 0.1554 BTC [-] {2}

03:15:20 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 28350 @ 0.00099136 = 28.1051 BTC [-] {3}

03:23:28 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14300 @ 0.00099691 = 14.2558 BTC [+] {2}

03:31:36 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 40 @ 0.00620165 = 0.2481 BTC [+]

03:33:38 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 5 @ 0.0419 = 0.2095 BTC [+]

03:35:40 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 20 @ 0.00620076 = 0.124 BTC [-] {3}

03:36:41 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 3 @ 0.04195 = 0.1259 BTC [+]

03:37:42 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12200 @ 0.00099009 = 12.0791 BTC [-] {4}

03:40:45 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 21 @ 0.02375114 = 0.4988 BTC [-] {3}

03:42:49 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 11 @ 0.031399 = 0.3454 BTC [-]

03:43:48 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 29 @ 0.031399 = 0.9106 BTC [-] {3}

03:53:58 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.4378691 BTC [+]

03:58:02 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 4 @ 0.03123174 = 0.1249 BTC [-] {3}

04:26:29 dignork: ;;later tell mircea_popescu https://www.predictious.com/economics/bitcoin-vs-berkshire-hathaway-march-2015/300-bitcoins-worth-more

04:26:31 assbot: 300 Bitcoins to be worth more than a share of Class A Berkshire Hathaway Stock on March 31st 2015 - Predictious

04:26:31 gribble: The operation succeeded.

04:27:32 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12400 @ 0.00098901 = 12.2637 BTC [-]

04:38:43 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 2010 @ 0.00011949 = 0.2402 BTC [-] {2}

04:40:45 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 50 @ 0.00413753 = 0.2069 BTC [+]

04:46:51 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 1000 @ 0.0001949 = 0.1949 BTC [+]

05:07:11 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5600 @ 0.00099753 = 5.5862 BTC [+]

05:10:14 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15500 @ 0.00099715 = 15.4558 BTC [-]

05:19:23 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.43 = 2.15 BTC [-]

05:19:50 benkay: are there any *good* gpg libs out there?

05:19:56 benkay: i'm almost willing to work in ruby.

05:21:23 benkay: asciilifeform mentioned at one time writing the guts of the cardano in ansi c

05:35:39 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7100 @ 0.00099715 = 7.0798 BTC [-]

05:36:40 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 15 @ 0.07396543 = 1.1095 BTC [-] {3}

05:50:54 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 25245 @ 0.00099445 = 25.1049 BTC [-] {4}

05:52:56 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.43 = 2.15 BTC [-]

06:15:18 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11132 @ 0.00099821 = 11.1121 BTC [+]

06:33:20 fluffypony: ;;later tell vexual howzit!

06:33:20 gribble: The operation succeeded.

06:33:23 fluffypony: !up sh

06:33:24 fluffypony: !up Shakespeare

06:33:42 Shakespeare: Thanks

06:33:45 Shakespeare: http://devilsadvocate.biz/the-bitcoin2014-living-blog/

06:33:47 assbot: The Bitcoin2014 Living Blog

06:34:48 Shakespeare: we'll see how it goes with the wifi at the venue ..

06:35:02 Shakespeare: cheerio!

06:37:40 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23900 @ 0.00099328 = 23.7394 BTC [-] {2}

06:38:21 fluffypony: good job

06:46:49 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 19 @ 0.02356021 = 0.4476 BTC [-] {2}

06:46:50 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 58 @ 0.07361093 = 4.2694 BTC [-] {5}

06:47:50 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 119 @ 0.07353812 = 8.751 BTC [-] {4}

07:16:36 moiety: Goooood morning!

07:27:47 BingoBoingo: Morning

07:32:34 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11047 @ 0.00099182 = 10.9566 BTC [-]

07:34:43 moiety: How are you BingoBoingo?

07:35:17 BingoBoingo: moiety: Not too bad. Switched out one antibiotic for another.

07:35:30 moiety: o? why was that?

07:36:34 BingoBoingo: moiety: One infection cleared up, but another persists.

07:37:00 moiety: D; well one down one to go. hope this new antibiotic does the trick. you feeling ok on it?

07:38:48 BingoBoingo: So far. The new one's Bactrim, so it still precludes boozing unless I want to grow crystals in the kidneys.

07:43:19 cazalla: i'm a week no booze today heh

07:43:49 moiety: yeah i don't think you want anything growing in your kidleys BB

07:43:56 moiety: are you detoxing cazalla?

07:44:48 cazalla: not really, just getting on in years, getting fatter, figured with winter due here in australia, good time to quit and start jogging again, get fit for the summer and all that

07:47:23 moiety: good plan, better person than me on the exercise thing lol but yeah, there is a ton of empty calories in wine

07:47:41 moiety: i think your winters are warmer than our summers lol

07:49:49 cazalla: no snow where i live but a good chill in the air, just how i liked it when i was 10 years younger, only been past 3 nights, skipping tonight as i'm sore

07:50:52 cazalla: i use to do 10km daily, can't even manage 500m without stopping now but i know if i stick at it and build my fitness back up, love handles will melt off

07:51:44 cazalla: not having a few drinks before bed has left me feeling a little deprived though, couldn't really sleep first 2 nights

07:55:55 fluffypony: cazalla: where in the world are you?

07:56:32 cazalla: fluffypony: australia

07:57:10 fluffypony: cazalla: nice

07:57:15 fluffypony: same problem here re: fitness

07:57:23 fluffypony: I'm also lazy to change my routine

07:58:19 cazalla: i only started drinking a few weeks before my son was born, i stopped drinking before that for a while

08:01:02 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 36 @ 0.02483519 = 0.8941 BTC [+] {6}

08:03:04 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 19 @ 0.02484161 = 0.472 BTC [+]

08:10:11 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10550 @ 0.000993 = 10.4762 BTC [+]

08:12:12 Naphex: o/ morning

08:12:33 BingoBoingo: ;;rate Mats_cd03 1 In the know

08:12:34 gribble: Rating entry successful. Your rating of 1 for user Mats_cd03 has been recorded.

08:15:03 Mats_cd03: holla

08:16:04 jurov: morning

08:20:17 jurov: http://techcrunch.com/2014/05/15/circle-emerges-from-stealth-to-bring-bitcoin-to-the-masses/

08:20:18 assbot: Circle Emerges From Stealth To Bring Bitcoin To The Masses | TechCrunch

08:20:18 jurov: lmao that's new way for bitcoin companies to appear

08:20:18 jurov: "emerged from stealth"

08:21:27 jurov: most likely the reverse of tried and proven disappear process

08:22:20 jurov: “It’s a free service to store, send and receive bitcoin,” Allaire says of Circle’s prodcuts. hahah what a typo

08:23:41 jurov: Behind all of this is a security system built not only with past mistakes in mind, but also with an eye toward any future threats.

08:23:49 jurov: such doublespeak :DDD

08:24:25 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 10 @ 0.0423 = 0.423 BTC [+] {2}

08:24:44 jurov: Built to safely and stealthily appear...and disappear.

08:25:35 jurov: or even better: emerge...and submerge.

08:27:58 BingoBoingo: Submarine wallet.

08:30:25 jurov: ..no active private keys are ever moved or accessible in physical transit.” PUT DEM INDA CLOUDZ

08:31:04 jurov: oh and US regulation in the mix, too

08:31:28 Mats_cd03: i dont envy the challenge

08:33:01 jurov: "consumers worried of stumbling on to another Silk Road." oh my..how one stumbles into SR?

08:48:49 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7033 @ 0.00099182 = 6.9755 BTC [-]

08:49:50 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 67 @ 0.00411428 = 0.2757 BTC [-]

08:51:52 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17550 @ 0.00099191 = 17.408 BTC [+] {2}

08:52:53 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SF1] 200 @ 0.00084708 = 0.1694 BTC [-] {2}

09:01:01 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.42 BTC [-]

09:02:02 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.4185001 BTC [-]

09:06:06 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.41850313 = 0.837 BTC [+] {2}

09:07:07 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.4185001 BTC [-]

09:09:09 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.4189 = 2.0945 BTC [+]

09:12:12 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 10 @ 0.0245 = 0.245 BTC [-]

09:17:17 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.42 BTC [+]

09:24:17 fluffypony: jurov: I guess one walks down the path of disenchantment, trips over the log of alcohol, meanders into the thicket of nootropics, finally stumbling on to another Silk Road

09:24:22 fluffypony: but that's just a guess

09:25:35 bounce: forget to pay attention and the bitcoinfoundation bunch already started their party. y'all did and done went there?

09:26:18 Mats_cd03: silk road sold things like blotter art iirc

09:26:26 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.42 BTC [+]

09:27:27 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16818 @ 0.00099021 = 16.6534 BTC [-]

09:29:08 Mats_cd03: Innocent blotter art enthusiasts could, you know, stumble onto circle and accidentally buy 5 sheets of acid

09:33:06 Mats_cd03: https://soundcloud.com/saher-nouman/the-black-keys-weight-of-love

09:33:06 assbot: The Black Keys - Weight Of Love by Saher Nouman on SoundCloud - Hear the worlds sounds

09:36:36 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 22650 @ 0.0009979 = 22.6024 BTC [+] {2}

09:38:38 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.41884 = 1.2565 BTC [-] {3}

09:38:51 Mats_cd03: http://youtu.be/oafFWzgUxeI

09:38:51 assbot: Zhu - Faded - YouTube

09:42:18 mircea_popescu: <dignork> https://www.predictious.com/economics/bitcoin-vs-berkshire-hathaway-march-2015/300-bitcoins-worth-more << Volume (total) 2 shares ; Volume (7 days) 0 shares

09:42:20 assbot: 300 Bitcoins to be worth more than a share of Class A Berkshire Hathaway Stock on March 31st 2015 - Predictious

09:42:24 mircea_popescu: http://bitbet.us/bet/786/bitcoin-to-surpass-berkshire-as-an-investment/

09:42:24 assbot: BitBet - Bitcoin to surpass Berkshire as an investment :: 1007.93 B (93%) on Yes, 77.59 B (7%) on No | closing in 9 months 4 days | weight: 81`865 (100`000 to 1)

09:42:38 mircea_popescu: ;;ticker

09:42:39 gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 447.89, Best ask: 448.49, Bid-ask spread: 0.60000, Last trade: 448.49, 24 hour volume: 4121.22830484, 24 hour low: 444.5, 24 hour high: 452.67, 24 hour vwap: 448.863344347

09:42:58 mircea_popescu: ;;calc 2 * 20 / 448.863344347 / (1007.93+77.5)

09:42:58 gribble: 8.2100164935e-05

09:43:18 mircea_popescu: i would say that's roughly the proportion between predictious and bitbet : 8e-5 to 1

09:43:51 mircea_popescu: somewhat reminiscent of zerohedge's humiliation last year

09:43:52 mircea_popescu: http://fraudsters.com/2013/zonehedge-wow-such-durden-much-info-about-useless/

09:43:53 assbot: ZoneHedge Wow. Such Durden. Much info. About useless. pe fraudsters - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.

09:49:09 mircea_popescu: !up Asa9

09:55:37 mircea_popescu: https://twitter.com/avantgame/status/467076435916505088

09:55:39 assbot: TIME magazine/.com invites me to write one article a week for them. "This is a platform, not a freelance assignment, so it is unpaid." HAHA

09:55:48 mircea_popescu: just in case you were doubting my sayings about journos.

09:56:56 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.42 BTC [+]

09:57:01 fluffypony: lol

09:57:24 fluffypony: davout:)

10:00:20 davout: hello

10:00:35 Asa9: oh ty mp sir!

10:00:48 mircea_popescu: yw

10:01:04 Asa9: how have you been, sir?

10:01:20 mircea_popescu: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BnuGeL2IIAEX0pZ.jpg << apparently it's doggy's fave spot to hide in.

10:01:34 mircea_popescu: Asa9 i have been a bitch to deal with. you ?

10:01:57 Asa9: lol! I'm in the process of moving to a new house I just bought.

10:02:01 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 6 @ 0.04276666 = 0.2566 BTC [+] {2}

10:02:14 mircea_popescu: fair enough.

10:02:41 mircea_popescu: who the fuck is pat burns, tat ? some athlete guy ?

10:02:44 Asa9: Early in the morning here, so I thought i'd check out some fast chats :D

10:04:19 mircea_popescu: this shit's unreadable, omfg the derp. not your fault even, i imagine what the input material should have been like.

10:04:52 mircea_popescu: but speaking of altcoins, fluffypony why not just use altcoin for w/e wallet you were trying to do ? unlike vericoin or w/e, it's not going to be going anywhere and doesn't actually need anyone's approval/support.

10:05:00 mircea_popescu: or should i say anyone elses'.

10:05:14 fluffypony: well

10:05:29 fluffypony: the aim was to have a more general use altcoin remittance system

10:05:37 mircea_popescu: that's not telling me anything

10:05:54 fluffypony: the Vertcoin thing was a failed suggestion from people who thought it would be a good idea

10:06:04 fluffypony: but moving forward, since we're no longer bound to that

10:06:06 fluffypony: we can support ATC

10:06:39 mircea_popescu: what is the difference between "supporting atc" and vertcoin ?

10:07:19 mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo: moiety: One infection cleared up, but another persists. << you gotta stop saving on whores man.

10:07:37 fluffypony: mircea_popescu: we weren't just going to support Vertcoin, we were going to be exclusively Vertcoin for the first few months

10:07:48 mircea_popescu: exactly.

10:08:18 mircea_popescu: why aren't you anymore ? (because reddit sunk the vertcoin, i thought). why not move to atc, it can't be sunk by reddit.

10:08:21 mircea_popescu: is my reasoning here.

10:08:27 fluffypony: ah

10:08:30 fluffypony: well

10:09:23 fluffypony: the focus on Vertcoin wasn't just for shits and giggles, the idea was that the IPO would be a VTC-only IPO, so the focus on Vertcoin would also provide benefit to them

10:09:30 moiety: good morning! :D

10:09:38 mircea_popescu: fluffypony okay ? so ?

10:09:45 mircea_popescu: moiety hi there!

10:09:47 fluffypony: mircea_popescu: so what, have an ATC IPO? :-P

10:09:48 moiety: cazalla: good for you, stick at it and it will be worthwhile :D

10:10:28 mircea_popescu: fluffypony if your ipo is atc only, it provides some benefit to atc. you can mine some, which puts you in the same position as if you had mined some vertcoin

10:11:42 mircea_popescu: ;;later tell bingoboingo i am shocked, shocked i say, to find sulfamethoxazole/trimethoprim available in the us. it's my first line against infection, it's very well tolerated and extremely cheap. yet well hated in the us, probably for these reasons.

10:11:42 gribble: The operation succeeded.

10:12:06 fluffypony: I know - but we've shelved the "big" IPO and raised a smaller amount privately, so the idea is that we're going to complete the product and bring it to market, and then if we feel it necessary we can always do a second round of funding to enable merchant acquisition

10:12:57 mircea_popescu: ah. you gonna get pissy if i tell you the whole adventure simply displays a shocking lack of strategic competence on your team ? :D

10:13:10 fluffypony: no, you're right

10:13:12 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13000 @ 0.00099876 = 12.9839 BTC [+]

10:13:23 fluffypony: I got sold on the idea against my better instincts

10:13:27 fluffypony: and better judgement

10:13:58 mircea_popescu: use this bitchin' resource we got here. i know it's counterintuitive to just be plain about things, there's this deeply drilled in idea that business "must be sikrit".

10:14:07 mircea_popescu: nothing could be further from the truth, and this is experience not a guess.

10:14:28 fluffypony: the takeaway for me has been that there are precious few business people in this space, just a bunch of nerds that think running an ecommerce store == being a businessman

10:14:41 mircea_popescu: i can undersign that.

10:14:57 fluffypony: mircea_popescu: I know - it was all too haphazard and I didn't think things through or talk about them here

10:15:13 fluffypony: critical failures, but failures to learn from

10:15:22 mircea_popescu: in candor, i was sorta getting myself settled with popcorn to see how your thing will catastrophically fail by autumn.

10:15:26 mircea_popescu: lucky you, you failed early.

10:15:39 fluffypony: yep

10:16:54 mircea_popescu: anyone ever had elderberry flower cordial ?

10:16:58 fluffypony: yes!

10:17:08 fluffypony: they have it at one of the delis here, it's delicious

10:17:09 mircea_popescu: im making five gallons or so.

10:17:18 fluffypony: nom

10:17:26 moiety: I've had elderberry wine. i don't think this is the same

10:17:37 mircea_popescu: it's quite traditionally romanian/balkan, is the deli owner from like constanta ?

10:17:52 mircea_popescu: moiety might be this with alcohol added, or an entirely diff thing

10:18:06 punkman: elderberry wine uses the berries

10:18:52 punkman: I don't think they usually add alcohol, just ferment as usual

10:18:57 mircea_popescu: a, that also works

10:19:45 punkman: I'm gonna make some loquat juice today

10:20:16 mircea_popescu: eriobotrya ?

10:20:32 mircea_popescu: that's great for bingo's womanly problems, it clears utis something fierce.

10:21:13 mircea_popescu: !up Shakespeare

10:21:23 Shakespeare: wassup sluts

10:21:33 punkman: haven't tried juicing them before, but since I got so many

10:21:34 mircea_popescu: was just derping about your post. man that was painful to read.

10:21:35 davout: customers cocks

10:21:36 Shakespeare: just posted a blog update

10:22:05 mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=16-05-2014#677233

10:22:06 assbot: #bitcoin-assets log

10:22:18 Shakespeare: well don't shoot the noob liveblogging messenger!

10:22:39 Shakespeare: pat Burnett

10:22:43 Shakespeare: dammit

10:22:47 Shakespeare: spellcheck

10:22:54 Shakespeare: pat byrne

10:22:54 mircea_popescu: "I got the impression that she is a savvy professional that has begun to wrangle in books that were previously lacking." finally.

10:22:57 Shakespeare: overstock

10:23:04 mircea_popescu: jody who ?

10:23:17 Shakespeare: dunno ill check later

10:23:43 mircea_popescu: anyway, the patrick byrne dood... he can't fucking read, derping about rousseau ?

10:23:48 mircea_popescu: rousseau could read.

10:24:09 mircea_popescu: i guess it's great for all these muppets that i don't tend to show up at these things.

10:24:20 Shakespeare: it was funny when hebspoke Chinese

10:24:28 Shakespeare: almost racist

10:24:31 mircea_popescu: why ?

10:24:42 mircea_popescu: that i read as the only + in there, at leastr man speaks chinese.

10:24:53 fluffypony: "I’d like to dual list on NASDAQ and the blockchain"

10:24:59 fluffypony: so like a 3PO but better?

10:25:09 Shakespeare: cuz he responding to a guy from china who wasn't speaking Chinese

10:25:11 mircea_popescu: jurov:"emerged from stealth" << am lolling with you here.

10:25:22 mircea_popescu: the implicit proposition is that they are already big but also new.

10:25:36 mircea_popescu: as contradictiory and nonsensical as that may be, it's not intended for thinking people

10:25:39 fluffypony: I emerge from stealth every morning just btw

10:25:46 mircea_popescu: it's intended for overgrown kids.

10:25:57 mircea_popescu: Shakespeare oh. ouch.

10:26:03 mircea_popescu: wait. how can a guy from china not speak chinese ?

10:26:12 mircea_popescu: was byrne's chinese so bad the guy didn't even recognise it ?

10:26:21 fluffypony: mircea_popescu: I got the impression that he can speak English really well, so he asked the q in English

10:26:22 mircea_popescu: or did he use the wrong "chinese"

10:26:24 fluffypony: and the Byrne replied in Chinese

10:26:28 mircea_popescu: o o

10:26:30 mircea_popescu: that's impolite.

10:26:32 fluffypony: because *such impress*

10:26:39 fluffypony: especially to an English speaking audience

10:26:47 mircea_popescu: o boy.

10:27:12 fluffypony: from now on I'm responding to all questions asked here in Afrikaans

10:27:14 mircea_popescu: you know, judging by the average worldliness displayed by us folk you'd think that entire continent consists of one huge barn. wtf.

10:27:20 fluffypony: except my Afrikaans is rubbish

10:27:30 mircea_popescu: isn't that basically a dutch creole ?

10:27:34 fluffypony: yes

10:27:39 mircea_popescu: so then just speak mangled dutch

10:27:43 fluffypony: hah hah

10:27:45 mircea_popescu: >D

10:27:52 fluffypony: it's more guttural and a lot uglier sounding than Dutch

10:27:57 mircea_popescu: o.O

10:28:05 mircea_popescu: now how the fuck can something sound uglier than dutch

10:28:07 fluffypony: except I once heard a recording of some chick reading Afrikaans poetry, and it was beautiful

10:28:11 mircea_popescu: more... GUTTURAL !?

10:28:21 fluffypony: mircea_popescu: deep guttural G sound everywhere

10:28:24 mircea_popescu: is this afrikaans thing spoken by sharpening metal blades on rocks ?

10:28:38 fluffypony: lol

10:29:01 davout: speaking dutch with a mouth full of m&ms sounds more accurate

10:29:21 mircea_popescu: davout hey, how come fanny never caught the irc bug

10:29:43 davout: what do i know :)

10:30:03 davout: also she hardly turns her computer on, she's too busy with her horse thing exams

10:30:08 mircea_popescu: a

10:30:13 davout: which is incidentally going pretty well

10:30:19 mircea_popescu: horse exams ;/

10:30:25 davout: she did her first pro contest beginning of this weel

10:30:27 davout: *week

10:30:28 mircea_popescu: you just... jump on the horse and go. what exams!

10:30:35 mircea_popescu: jesus these people know how to take the fun out of anything

10:30:43 davout: ended up in 4th position on 80 contestants

10:30:45 mircea_popescu: !up yulierawati

10:30:49 fluffypony: "He said their hardware wallet had many more features than Trezor"

10:30:51 mircea_popescu: davout wow

10:30:55 davout: dat pride

10:30:58 mircea_popescu: she wasn't even that tiny, how the hell ?

10:31:10 davout: like i tell her, the horse does all the work

10:31:10 mircea_popescu: wait, was it race or dressage

10:31:16 davout: neither

10:31:22 davout: like jumping

10:31:30 davout: but with time taken into account as well

10:32:17 davout: it's like they sort contestants by fouls (like the bars that the horse touches and make fall) and then by time

10:32:56 davout: racing is for skinny midgets :D

10:33:12 moiety: punkman: what do loquats taste like?

10:33:14 mircea_popescu: ah

10:33:24 moiety: i don't like horse racing, when they fall D;

10:33:42 davout: moiety: at least it makes some butcher happy

10:33:52 mircea_popescu: moiety you don't always break the horse's leg on a fall.

10:33:59 moiety: do the fallen ones get eaten?

10:34:00 mircea_popescu: in general yo ushould be able to save it.

10:34:21 davout: moiety: if they have something broken, i guess it depends on whether they were medicated

10:34:32 moiety: recently, there was a runaway horse that had no jockey and it banged into another one and they both had to be put down

10:34:45 punkman: moiety, I'd say it's kinda unique, a bit citrus-y, but I'm not good at describing such things

10:35:10 mircea_popescu: punkman "it tastes like woman with a career"

10:35:13 davout: yeah, horses are pretty fragile, they have thin legs compared to their weight, no wonder it breaks so easily

10:35:34 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 7 @ 0.43509379 = 3.0457 BTC [+] {5}

10:35:41 davout: also some horses that could be saved simply aren't because it doesn't make economical sense

10:36:22 fluffypony: railzand pointed this out to me - https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=610453.0

10:36:22 assbot: Sigsafe: An electronic key tag for signing bitcoin transactions

10:36:23 punkman: moiety: " a mix of peach, citrus and mild mango."

10:36:23 mircea_popescu: europe sits atop a lake of fine wine in which supernumerary purebreed horses are flung.

10:36:24 moiety: and they surprise them all the time too because the gaps after the hedges change, so if there is no jockey, they don't get warned early enough to jump

10:36:31 fluffypony: any thoughts?

10:36:35 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.42942928 BTC [-]

10:36:38 moiety: punkman: oh that sounds really nice actually

10:36:50 mircea_popescu: fluffypony how is it different from a repurposed yubikey ?

10:37:06 fluffypony: mircea_popescu: seems to be more squarely aimed at the "convenience" crowd

10:37:25 fluffypony: the widespread adoption pitch seems to be a popular one lately

10:37:28 mircea_popescu: ;;later tell cevidad https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=610453.0 vs https://bitcointa.lk/index.php?topic=610453.0

10:37:28 assbot: Sigsafe: An electronic key tag for signing bitcoin transactions

10:37:29 assbot: Error | Bitcointa.lk

10:37:29 gribble: The operation succeeded.

10:37:37 fluffypony: "bringing it to the masses"

10:37:43 mircea_popescu: ;;seen cevidad

10:37:43 gribble: I have not seen cevidad.

10:37:44 mircea_popescu: shit.

10:37:52 davout: mircea_popescu: it's cedivad i reckon

10:38:00 mircea_popescu: ;;seen cedivad

10:38:00 gribble: cedivad was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 4 weeks, 4 days, 21 hours, 10 minutes, and 35 seconds ago: <cedivad> i actually have one, but i never really wrote about hashfast, bitcointa.lk or any other of my web-related experiences (i manage some really huge websites)...

10:38:05 davout: -> davidec

10:38:11 mircea_popescu: ;;later tell cedivad https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=610453.0 vs https://bitcointa.lk/index.php?topic=610453.0

10:38:12 assbot: Sigsafe: An electronic key tag for signing bitcoin transactions

10:38:12 assbot: Error | Bitcointa.lk

10:38:12 gribble: The operation succeeded.

10:38:21 mircea_popescu: davout yeah, i used to know it, then someone perturbed me ;/

10:38:24 mircea_popescu: now i misknow it

10:38:25 mircea_popescu: O WOE

10:38:49 davout: ;;tslb

10:38:55 gribble: Time since last block: 20 minutes and 1 second

10:39:04 davout: bitcoin, be faster

10:40:40 mircea_popescu: davout my bank reported a hold and payment i completed at like 4am monday after noon wednesday.

10:41:03 mircea_popescu: it's a societe generale subsidiary, too. i really would like to know how the fuck that worked.

10:41:30 mircea_popescu: "o he's a good guy, let's just give him three days' full credit"

10:46:39 davout: wat, you made a payment to someone at sg and it's stuck ?

10:47:06 mircea_popescu: no. i made a payment to someone, which went through, and it wasn't stuck. monday morning.

10:47:20 mircea_popescu: this was announced on my account however, after two full closes.

10:47:52 mircea_popescu: sort-of like you buy 1mn shares of apple today, hold them till monday, then sell them, and simply pocket the difference, without any capital exposure.

10:49:08 davout: i don't get it

10:49:26 davout: ok, the payment got reported later

10:49:50 davout: on wednesday, after being made on monday?

10:49:52 mircea_popescu: yes.

10:50:06 davout: do you know when it was received?

10:50:11 mircea_popescu: it's so unexpectedly absurd i can see why it'd be hard to grok.

10:50:15 mircea_popescu: it was received on monday.

10:50:27 davout: same bank?

10:51:06 mircea_popescu: nope.

10:51:38 davout: they probably have two cut-offs for transfers and periodically synchronized web interface

10:52:04 mircea_popescu: no, this was their own direct interface. the non-web ms-dos looking thing.

10:52:19 mircea_popescu: !up kdomanski_

10:52:32 davout: the way banks handle dates is still shrouded in mystery to me

10:53:03 mircea_popescu: yeah but in this case i could have emptied my account and walked. at any point... tuesday.

10:53:12 mircea_popescu: or monday. or wed.

10:53:55 davout: just because it wasn't reported to you doesn't mean it wasn't taken into account wrt what you could still transfer out

10:54:10 davout: hypotheticals hypotheticals

10:54:53 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13850 @ 0.00099611 = 13.7961 BTC [-]

10:55:01 davout: for example, due to the way transferring btc out at BC works, you can have an executed transfer that's still marked as pending on the web interface

10:55:14 mircea_popescu: davout i tell you, it's not a matter of it being reported to me. cashier had no trace of it.

10:55:20 mircea_popescu: acct showed full amt. etc.

10:55:31 davout: weird

10:55:49 davout: sg subsidiary, fernch technology, who's to know

10:56:02 davout: and when is say fernch i mean fernch

10:57:56 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.43788 BTC [+]

10:58:25 davout: on an unrelated note i'm buying a romanian made car today

10:59:28 mircea_popescu: ferhch lol

10:59:30 mircea_popescu: o, the duster ?

10:59:44 davout: fanny wants a duster, i'd rather pay for a sandero

10:59:58 mircea_popescu: davout anyway, the discussion was re "why are you not faster bitcoin"

11:00:01 mircea_popescu: ;;tslb

11:00:04 gribble: Time since last block: 2 minutes and 35 seconds

11:00:07 mircea_popescu: better than 3 days.

11:00:21 davout: o yea, bitcoin, the fastestest

11:00:44 davout: i'm off, these cars don't just buy themselves

11:02:01 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.43787957 BTC [-]

11:03:01 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 26 @ 0.0313999 = 0.8164 BTC [+] {2}

11:10:29 bounce: could use one of these: http://thingm.com/products/blink-1/ -- cool thingy, got kickstarter-funded august 2012. can you buy'em? in two online stores! well, only one, the other gives a page not found. and their own doesn't sell this one, it only sells the mk2. well, pre-orders for the mk2. which is on possible production problem hold. so, no, they really don't sell much of anything.

11:10:30 assbot: blink(1) | ThingM

11:11:56 fluffypony: lol

11:19:43 mircea_popescu: bounce lol

11:20:05 mircea_popescu: i wonder how much of the us economy will move on that model.

11:20:22 mircea_popescu: it has a distinctively soviet flavour. "in our country you can buy anything yo ucan possibly wish for, on the cheap."

11:20:29 mircea_popescu: "god help you if you want running hot water"

11:22:54 mircea_popescu: "violet blue ? @violetblue ? 12m Tried to disable all Gmail Labs to try and eclipse the 707, but I get a Google server error message and can't save settings. Great."

11:23:25 mircea_popescu: i can't even make heads or tails of wtf she's on about. basically google has created a new breed of hermetic nonsense.

11:33:01 fluffypony: "eclipse the 707"

11:33:05 fluffypony: is that sikrit kode?

11:33:52 mircea_popescu: no idea

11:42:25 mircea_popescu: http://bitbet.us/bet/677/bitcoin-network-difficulty-14bn-on-bastille-day/#c2917

11:42:25 assbot: BitBet - Bitcoin network difficulty > 14Bn on Bastille day :: 30.09 B (73%) on Yes, 11.38 B (27%) on No | closing in 4 weeks 12 hours | weight: 16`539 (100`000 to 1)

11:42:29 mircea_popescu: the public hath spoken

12:03:00 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 34732 @ 0.0009942 = 34.5306 BTC [-] {4}

12:06:32 chetty: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypergraphia

12:06:33 assbot: Hypergraphia - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

12:06:58 chetty: Think thats anyone we know??

12:11:08 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 100 @ 0.00415735 = 0.4157 BTC [+]

12:15:28 mircea_popescu: lmao

12:15:40 mircea_popescu: chetty I COULD STOP AT ANY TIME I WANTED TO

12:18:13 chetty: mircea_popescu, of course you could :P

12:19:08 mircea_popescu: lol

12:23:20 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9284 @ 0.00099004 = 9.1915 BTC [-]

12:28:25 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.45 = 0.9 BTC [+]

12:36:33 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19400 @ 0.00099004 = 19.2068 BTC [-]

12:41:38 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.458 BTC [+]

12:42:38 punkman: https://bitcoinstarter.com/projects/629

12:42:39 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.4581 BTC [+]

12:45:42 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.45999954 BTC [+]

12:46:10 mircea_popescu: punkman you got a means to contact the chick ?

12:46:20 mircea_popescu: "0 backers pledged 0.00270000 Ƀ" lawl

12:46:33 punkman: http://www.reddit.com/user/anarkitty

12:46:35 assbot: overview for anarkitty

12:46:43 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.459 BTC [-]

12:46:55 mircea_popescu: http://www.anarkitty.co.uk/ ?

12:46:55 assbot: Anarkitty

12:47:11 punkman: probably not

12:47:33 mircea_popescu: you got a reddit acct ?

12:47:41 punkman: nah

12:47:57 punkman: fluffypony does

12:48:07 fluffypony: lol

12:48:16 mircea_popescu: hey fluff, mind sending the girl a pm to come here ?

12:48:21 mircea_popescu: i think ima back her.

12:48:24 fluffypony: apparently I have hundreds

12:48:24 fluffypony: sure

12:48:39 mircea_popescu: danke.

12:48:45 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.45999954 BTC [+]

12:48:58 punkman: I lol'd https://oilrigcontractors.com/

12:48:59 assbot: OilRigContractors.com is brought to you by Rothstein & Company Oil Rig Contractors Limited, a private limited company incorporated in the United Kingdom with Company Registration Number 08987618.

12:49:30 punkman: that gif

12:51:48 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.459 BTC [-]

12:55:08 mircea_popescu: lmaop

12:55:10 fluffypony: the whole HYIP thing is just circlejerky, bunch of people at the top making money

12:55:20 fluffypony: and the guys running the forums and the shill accounts too

12:55:33 fluffypony: it's kinda exactly like Warrior Forum and BHW :-P

12:55:53 mircea_popescu: they;re not really making money

12:56:02 mircea_popescu: unlike the wf/bhw/btctalk etc

12:56:21 fluffypony: I'm sure they get enough people to "invest"

12:56:37 mircea_popescu: no see this is the problem : petty crime is the dumbest thing you could possibly do.

12:56:43 punkman: yeah but those "investors" only have $0.50

12:56:44 mircea_popescu: at least if you sling dope you get to have some fun

12:56:49 mircea_popescu: online fraud... meh.

12:57:19 fluffypony: it's like pirateat40 - Advanced Edition

12:57:32 fluffypony: just with smaller money

12:57:34 fluffypony: *moneys

12:57:50 mircea_popescu: hardly.

12:57:59 mircea_popescu: the cases where one strikes oil a la pirate are rare.

12:58:09 mircea_popescu: the thing works on the same econoimics as the spam "business".

12:58:44 fluffypony: "LICENSED SCRIPT"

12:58:49 fluffypony: well that's a relief

12:58:55 fluffypony: for a moment I thought their script was unlicensed

12:59:36 mircea_popescu: http://fraudsters.com/2012/and-another-one-bites-the-dust-bitmarketeu/ < discussed there

12:59:38 assbot: And another one bites the dust : bitmarket.eu pe fraudsters - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.

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13:02:45 mircea_popescu: o hey.

13:05:06 fluffypony: O.o

13:11:09 mircea_popescu: ;;rated punkman

13:11:10 gribble: You rated user punkman on Sun Apr 13 18:38:02 2014, with a rating of 1, and supplied these additional notes: New blood.

13:11:31 mircea_popescu: ;;rate punkman 1 Talent scout and secret agent.

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13:36:35 mircea_popescu: http://www.cosbycoin.com/

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13:42:38 fluffypony: what did I just read

13:43:20 fluffypony: with all the redundancy, that blog post needs to RIP in pieces

13:43:25 mircea_popescu: yes. there would be indeed technology ? answer lies inside.

13:44:13 fluffypony: mircea_popescu be honest with us

13:44:20 mircea_popescu: return on investment roi.

13:44:20 fluffypony: this is the guy you're keeping to run S.LIMBS isn't it

13:44:25 mircea_popescu: lol

13:44:35 mircea_popescu: you gotta admire the good quality generator tho.

13:45:15 fluffypony: article rewriters seem to be getting a little better with time too

13:45:33 pankkake: I wonder, in how many years we won't be sure we are talking to/reading an human on the internet

13:46:01 pankkake: the issue is that it just be a dumb human

13:46:18 fluffypony: pankkake: cleverbot is already leading the way

13:46:19 mircea_popescu: pankkake this is just a restatement of why you can't have "decentralised" stock exchanges.

13:46:32 mircea_popescu: you trust the content based on it being signed by trustworthy sources.

13:46:36 mircea_popescu: !up jespern

13:46:39 mircea_popescu: !up mumu

13:46:41 pankkake: ahah, imagine a bot creating businesses

13:46:51 mircea_popescu: believe it or not it's actually being worked on.

13:47:04 fluffypony: pankkake: you could have an ARMY of trolls!

13:47:29 pankkake: my troll is handcrafted, we're not skimping on the quality

13:47:49 mircea_popescu: this is like the idea that buttcrafted shit is somehoiw better shit than mass produced shit.

13:48:02 fluffypony: Etsy is the bane of my existence

13:48:20 fluffypony: the wife sees stuff on it and is like "OMFG LOOK HOW AMAZING COZ HANDCRAFTED"

13:48:35 fluffypony: and then 20 seconds of searching finds the same crap on banggood or aliexpress

13:48:38 fluffypony: "handmade"

13:48:53 pankkake: handmade… by a chinese

13:50:16 danielpbarron: that sounds like "DACs" or whatever they are called (decentralized autonomous corporations a.k.a. scams)

13:51:03 fluffypony: The Future of Business (tm)

13:52:10 mircea_popescu: so it does.

14:07:02 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16172 @ 0.00099361 = 16.0687 BTC [+]

14:07:28 mircea_popescu: !up Shakespeare

14:07:42 fluffypony: !up Shakespeare

14:07:43 fluffypony: oh

14:07:56 mircea_popescu: http://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-27439139

14:07:56 assbot: BBC News - Bosnia and Serbia emergency after 'worst ever' floods

14:07:59 mircea_popescu: and I was complaining.

14:08:02 Shakespeare: ur gonna love this

14:08:03 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7388 @ 0.00099611 = 7.3593 BTC [+]

14:08:06 Shakespeare: When asked what one Bitcoin investment they'd make: "They're like children, you love them all." - Brock Pierce

14:08:44 mircea_popescu: wait, the guy has money to invest somehow now ?

14:08:47 fluffypony: we should get him to invest in S.OBVSKAM

14:08:49 mircea_popescu: wasn'ty he supposed to be a lawyer ?

14:09:26 Shakespeare: no he's the alleged peso dude

14:09:33 Shakespeare: pedo

14:09:45 mircea_popescu: o o

14:09:47 mircea_popescu: ahahahaha

14:10:37 mircea_popescu: https://twitter.com/Mircea_Popescu/status/467306096970178560

14:10:38 assbot: When asked what one #Bitcoin investment they'd make: "They're like children, you love them all." - /brockpierce via /Bitcoin_Assets

14:11:16 TomServo: lol

14:11:29 mircea_popescu: gotta love these people's show biz prior experience.

14:11:36 mircea_popescu: they know how to protect themselves and what to say.

14:12:25 TomServo: His last post is a link to "Why Mastercoin Could Go to 1 BTC"... not going to read it, sorry.

14:13:06 mircea_popescu: Why The Sky May Contain A Pie, And Wherebouts Would It Be.

14:13:10 jborkl: Well we were better off with the sr and ml than peepee touchers

14:13:24 mircea_popescu: jborkl they. what do we care ?

14:13:31 mircea_popescu: not like WE're the ones going to hang out with the menagerie.

14:13:50 mircea_popescu: well except for tat, who has an apparent penchant for stepping in sheit.

14:14:09 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.07350888 = 0.294 BTC [-] {2}

14:14:25 jborkl: tat will never be the same

14:14:29 mircea_popescu: at least unlike nefario's lolference coupla years ago, these schmucks kinda know they don't belong in here.

14:15:02 jborkl: well you know you make a really good point as always

14:15:46 fluffypony: nubbins`: just in case you missed it, we've all spoken in your absence and decided we need #bitcoin-assets t-shirts made, plz make happen

14:16:11 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2800 @ 0.00099361 = 2.7821 BTC [-]

14:16:11 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.07350999 = 0.294 BTC [+]

14:16:23 mircea_popescu: !up frothy

14:16:24 nubbins`: hi friends

14:16:33 nubbins`: fluffypony i just got a ;;later tell about just that

14:16:42 fluffypony: exce-rent

14:16:58 mircea_popescu: frothy are you the pierced chick fluffy was gonna contact ?

14:17:08 nubbins`: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyuQe8n9Xyg

14:17:08 assbot: Lagwagon - May 16 - YouTube

14:17:10 frothy: nope

14:17:12 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.07350999 = 0.3675 BTC [+]

14:17:13 mircea_popescu: aok

14:17:19 fluffypony: mircea_popescu: sent a msg, haven't had a reply

14:17:20 mircea_popescu: so who are you then

14:17:25 nubbins`: ^ i always feel good when i remember this song on this day

14:17:36 frothy: curious bystander

14:17:40 mircea_popescu: nubbins` how's life treatin ya ?

14:17:56 nubbins`: mp not bad, v busy these days

14:18:12 nubbins`: lotta projects on the go, not much free time for irc

14:18:17 mircea_popescu: better than hanging out all day like all teh other bums.

14:18:25 nubbins`: heh. well, to a point

14:18:48 mircea_popescu: :p

14:18:51 nubbins`: today tho, i plan on listening to music from my youth and drinking Krombacher

14:19:00 nubbins`: and not working

14:19:21 fluffypony: because you have those pesky t-shirts to design?

14:19:31 fluffypony: :-P

14:19:55 nubbins`: people keep mentioning t-shirts, but without any details XD

14:20:24 fluffypony: nubbins`: witty remark on the front

14:20:32 fluffypony: cool bitcoin-assets logo-ish thing on the back

14:20:48 fluffypony: or the other way round

14:20:49 nubbins`: "the bee-dash-ay took my baby away?"

14:20:57 nubbins`: styled #b-a, of course

14:21:04 fluffypony: lol

14:21:09 TomServo: what about "too honest for a shady logo"

14:22:43 nubbins`: "too drunk to fuck"

14:22:44 fluffypony: maybe we should come up with a couple and then put it to a gpg signed vote

14:22:44 mircea_popescu: someone had a kickass idea these days about a b-a shirt

14:22:47 mircea_popescu: but i forgot wtf it was

14:22:49 nubbins`: wait, no, that's a dead kennedys song.

14:23:12 nubbins`: mircea_popescu thank dog for the log!

14:23:20 nubbins`: ...actually that's not bad right there

14:23:21 mircea_popescu: ya srsly.

14:23:23 mircea_popescu: :D

14:23:25 fluffypony: lol

14:23:37 fluffypony: as long as we don't end up with "thank doge" due to a misprint

14:23:46 nubbins`: i don't make misprints :D

14:24:16 nubbins`: actually, that's a lie. we have a box full of misprinted shirts that we use for test prints

14:24:23 nubbins`: when too covered in ink, we cut 'em up for cleaning rags

14:24:25 nubbins`: nothing wasted!

14:26:12 nubbins`: anyway, fun times these days. we had a big show on the 4th

14:26:27 nubbins`: lotta art got sold, lotta live music got listened to

14:26:59 nubbins`: i got drunker than i planned, smoked a ton of drugs, and still managed to not lose track of the money

14:27:00 mircea_popescu: o hey wd.

14:27:08 mircea_popescu: lol bitch got money on her mind.

14:27:08 fluffypony: dat skillz

14:27:14 nubbins`: yah

14:27:22 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [7C] 15 @ 0.00711996 = 0.1068 BTC [+] {2}

14:27:23 nubbins`: the Square app + credit card reader helped a lot

14:27:27 nubbins`: it lets ya track cash sales too

14:28:03 TomServo: nubbins`: does that still have no fees?

14:28:08 nubbins`: 2.75% i think

14:28:13 nubbins`: standard cc fee

14:28:48 nubbins`: oh started making plans for yoorup vacation too

14:29:03 nubbins`: france+netherlands+germany

14:34:29 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 15 @ 0.0768999 = 1.1535 BTC [+]

14:35:49 nubbins`: oh hey, someone interviewed vexual

14:35:53 nubbins`: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFi6QVlE6rc

14:35:53 assbot: Strange Guy Interviewed - YouTube

14:36:31 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 9 @ 0.031389 = 0.2825 BTC [-]

14:38:36 mircea_popescu: i forget, what was theymos' real name ?

14:38:50 nubbins`: don't think i ever knew it

14:39:00 nubbins`: Steve Spiros?

14:39:33 jborkl: Gavin Andresen: Rising Transaction Fees Could Price Poor Out of Bitcoin <Just for you Mircea, cause you care sooo much :)

14:41:05 nubbins`: fun fact, poor people don't own btc

14:41:41 jborkl: yeah, kinda a logic loop fail there on Gavins part

14:43:05 nubbins`: "paying 50 cents to move $10k worth of currency could price poor out of bitcoin"

14:43:29 mircea_popescu: actually, i pay 2-5 dollars on a regular basis for 10-100k worth of btc.

14:43:36 nubbins`: "I can't afford these transaction fees," tweeted Steve Spiros from his iPhone 5S

14:43:44 mircea_popescu: i don't see the problem with it. and i do not see what business children / poor people have in bitcoin.

14:43:57 mircea_popescu: money is not for children, money is for adults. school and , in some jurisdictions, cock sucking is for children.

14:44:03 jborkl: western union charging $20 to send $400 seems to work for poor people all the time

14:48:26 nubbins`: jborkl YOUR LOGIC HAS NO PLACE HERE

14:48:35 nubbins`: brb popping 3 doors down to have a beer with the hippies

14:48:56 pankkake: I'm a cheap ass, I almost always send zero fee

14:50:45 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16900 @ 0.00099361 = 16.792 BTC [-]

14:56:51 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.451 BTC [-]

14:57:52 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.4420001 = 1.326 BTC [-] {3}

14:58:53 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.442 BTC [-]

14:59:54 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 10 @ 0.0768999 = 0.769 BTC [+]

15:02:57 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8600 @ 0.00099361 = 8.545 BTC [-]

15:08:26 mike_c: ascii's been quiet lately. must be working hard!

15:08:54 mike_c: cardano needs more power!

15:09:06 mike_c: (yes, a tim allen reference)

15:09:09 thestringpuller: the cardano lives

15:09:14 thestringpuller: YES IT IS ALIVE

15:09:24 thestringpuller: mike_c what's the action? where da work at?

15:09:39 mike_c: who knows man, i am drowning in fucking shell scripts.

15:10:04 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 30 @ 0.00616993 = 0.1851 BTC [+] {4}

15:10:05 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10750 @ 0.00099361 = 10.6813 BTC [-]

15:10:06 thestringpuller: yum bash scripts

15:10:32 mike_c: sed 's/me working/hire someone/g'

15:10:51 mircea_popescu: mike_c afaik he was moving.

15:11:04 mike_c: ah, to the new labratory

15:11:10 bounce: shell scripts != bash scripts

15:11:12 mike_c: boratory

15:11:14 mircea_popescu: course that was like a week ago

15:11:25 mike_c: ;;google laboratory

15:11:26 gribble: Laboratory - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laboratory; Argonne National Laboratory: http://www.anl.gov/; Lawrence Berkeley National Laboratory: http://www.lbl.gov/

15:11:27 benkay: http://ergoemacs.org/misc/xah_as_good_as_dead.html

15:11:28 assbot: I'm About as Good as Dead: the End of Xah Lee

15:11:33 benkay: poor fucker needs bitcoin ads

15:12:49 benkay: pff mike_c you need bash horsepower?

15:13:03 mike_c: haha "possibly homeless. i fear i lose my internet"

15:13:10 mike_c: glad to see he has priorities

15:13:21 punkman: $1600 rent

15:13:27 benkay: well his priorities are mad fucked.

15:13:36 mike_c: benkay: you're the one who told me to write this shit myself instead of use ansible. i blame you.

15:14:25 punkman: ansible is awesome

15:14:31 benkay: i could write it for you man

15:14:32 punkman: except the YAML part

15:15:52 mike_c: i have this thing where i don't trust anyone to setup my servers except me. i should get over it, but i haven't yet.

15:16:10 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 69 @ 0.00611448 = 0.4219 BTC [-] {4}

15:17:08 mircea_popescu: you shouldn't get over it

15:17:09 mircea_popescu: but you will.

15:17:33 punkman: mice_c, if you got a good recipe, I can turn the thing into an ansible script. I don't trust myself to come up with the recipe though.

15:19:03 mike_c: i'll keep that in mind punkman. i've still got a couple more server types to get through.

15:19:37 benkay: what are you building out, mike_c ?

15:19:51 HeySteve2: some good scambusting here: http://www.cryptocoinsnews.com/news/lsm-labs-poorly-veiled-scam/2014/05/16

15:19:51 assbot: LSM Labs: A Poorly-Veiled Scam » CryptoCoinsNews

15:20:31 mike_c: normal webstack. just a little more robust and scalable than usual.

15:21:16 mircea_popescu: lsm labs ?!

15:21:24 mircea_popescu: what were the other labs, ratlabs ?

15:22:42 TomServo: butterfly labs? :)

15:22:45 mircea_popescu: "You will be required to register to Bitcoin Talk and other forums and start conversations on our products. We will advise you what you will need to say.? You will need to create 5 accounts for us on bitcoin talk to start with (this takes 7 days to be active). Then I will instruct you on what else needs to be completed."

15:22:59 HeySteve2: yeah Samuel did a piece on BFL http://www.cryptocoinsnews.com/news/we-need-to-talk-about-butterfly-labs/2014/05/15

15:22:59 assbot: We Need to Talk About Butterfly Labs

15:23:14 HeySteve2: sent him to the fraudsters link to help his research

15:24:06 mircea_popescu: HeySteve2 link me to twitter of that story ?

15:24:18 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.0768859 = 0.3075 BTC [-]

15:25:19 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 30 @ 0.076886 = 2.3066 BTC [+] {3}

15:25:47 mircea_popescu: nm, found it. and also, why the fuck does the page load > 150 elements ?

15:25:50 mircea_popescu: time for a trim, seriously.

15:26:10 HeySteve2: um yeah, I don't tweet much. not sure how to link to a tweet

15:26:20 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 15 @ 0.07688633 = 1.1533 BTC [+] {4}

15:26:25 mircea_popescu: https://twitter.com/CryptoCoinsNews/status/467303616563273728

15:26:26 assbot: LSM Labs: A Poorly-VeiledScam http://t.co/1aTVsxNNvC

15:26:42 HeySteve2: oh right, the date, got it

15:27:21 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.076886 = 0.2307 BTC [-] {2}

15:27:22 assbot: [MPEX] [S.BBET] 1000 @ 0.00051 = 0.51 BTC [+]

15:27:26 mircea_popescu: about when will mpoe-pr come back : http://fraudsters.com/2014/the-forum-and-its-implementation/

15:27:28 assbot: The forum and its implementation. pe fraudsters - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.

15:30:24 benkay: wow the migration's in full effect

15:31:29 benkay: to argentina, i mean.

15:43:21 mircea_popescu: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTAf27OkuYE

15:43:21 assbot: Argentine National Anthem (English Subtitled) - YouTube

15:43:37 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8900 @ 0.00099438 = 8.85 BTC [+]

15:45:11 mircea_popescu: ?O?d, mortales!, el grito sagrado:

15:45:11 mircea_popescu: ?Libertad!, ?Libertad!, ?Libertad!

15:47:41 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 70 @ 0.07688705 = 5.3821 BTC [+] {4}

15:48:09 thestringpuller: that post didn't answer the question

15:48:42 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 120 @ 0.0778631 = 9.3436 BTC [+] {8}

15:49:14 thestringpuller: But i do like the conclusion

15:49:18 thestringpuller: \there is no need for social media

15:49:46 mircea_popescu: which question ?

15:50:44 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 33 @ 0.078 = 2.574 BTC [+]

15:51:24 thestringpuller: THE QUESTION

15:51:38 thestringpuller: I don't even know the question

15:51:49 mircea_popescu: aok.

15:52:08 thestringpuller: you're making me want to start a blog!

15:52:41 mircea_popescu: make it a good one.

15:53:47 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14791 @ 0.00099424 = 14.7058 BTC [-] {2}

15:54:48 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.078 = 0.234 BTC [+]

15:55:49 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 2018 @ 0.00012064 = 0.2435 BTC [-] {2}

16:02:56 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] [PAID] 2.45611848 BTC to 8`648 shares, 28401 satoshi per share

16:03:57 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 57600 @ 0.00099336 = 57.2175 BTC [-]

16:08:02 mircea_popescu: http://buttcoin.org/mining-rigs-3

16:08:03 assbot: Bitcoin Mining Rigs 3: Mine Hard With a Vengeance - Buttcoin - The P2P crypto-currency for butts. - Buttcoin - It's Bitcoins with Butts! - Buttcoin.org

16:08:05 mircea_popescu: i lolled

16:08:38 mircea_popescu: fluffypony http://buttcoin.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/The-Superior-mod.jpg that one of your rigs ?

16:08:53 fluffypony: no

16:08:58 fluffypony: that's a piece of shelving

16:10:01 mircea_popescu: that's what i meant, the metal

16:10:26 fluffypony: nope, that's literally some shitty shelving from the hardware store

16:10:33 fluffypony: with cable ties

16:10:38 mircea_popescu: ah ok

16:10:55 fluffypony: http://imgur.com/a/Z2szr

16:10:55 assbot: OpenRigs.com Product Pics - Imgur

16:10:57 mike_c: but does it work just as well :D

16:11:21 mircea_popescu: http://buttcoin.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/icecubes-m20y9.jpg this is so lulzy

16:11:29 mircea_popescu: "can't use ice like that, it causes condensation

16:11:33 fluffypony: mike_c: yes, but definitely not as solid or wife friendly

16:11:47 mircea_popescu: "well ok, wrap the cup in a towel. condensation problem... no longer immediately visible"

16:11:50 mircea_popescu: forum engineeering.

16:11:54 fluffypony: LOL

16:12:15 mircea_popescu: fluffypony ah i see. yeah.

16:13:06 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.07895 = 0.3948 BTC [+]

16:14:07 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 11 @ 0.07895 = 0.8685 BTC [+]

16:14:36 mike_c: that site is awesome

16:15:08 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 37 @ 0.07984431 = 2.9542 BTC [+] {5}

16:15:14 mircea_popescu: it's not bad. course it's a layer of lulz, just as much a satire of its authors intent as of early forum fucktardery.

16:16:00 mike_c: well, i meant that post specifically. those garage pics are great

16:16:11 mircea_popescu: fo sho

16:16:23 mircea_popescu: http://buttcoin.org/easy-like-sunday-morning << dec 2013, trying to sell this idea that you can't really sell bitcofins.

16:16:23 assbot: Easy like Sunday morning - Buttcoin - The P2P crypto-currency for butts. - Buttcoin - It's Bitcoins with Butts! - Buttcoin.org

16:16:39 mircea_popescu: meanwhile may 2014, people have the reverse problem : can't really buy.

16:19:42 chetty: DOJ: Americans Have No 4th Amendment Protections At All When They Communicate With Foreigners

16:20:24 mircea_popescu: http://girls.twistys.com/preview/dailyupdates/2014/05/14/caprice-31073/images/full/15.jpg

16:20:41 kakobrekla: http://buttcoin.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/The-Superior-mod.jpg

16:20:46 kakobrekla: this was YAH on glbse iirc

16:21:07 kakobrekla: bah

16:21:08 kakobrekla: wrong pic

16:21:13 kakobrekla: http://buttcoin.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/bigmess-bejj0.jpg.jpeg

16:21:14 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 30 @ 0.00414925 = 0.1245 BTC [-] {2}

16:21:16 kakobrekla: thos one

16:21:35 cgcardona: good morning o/

16:22:15 mircea_popescu: kakobrekla yeah i think you're right

16:22:40 mircea_popescu: http://girls.twistys.com/preview/wgp/p/090613-29359/pics/15.jpg

16:23:17 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 17 @ 0.0799 = 1.3583 BTC [+]

16:23:28 mircea_popescu: http://girls.twistys.com/preview/wgp/p/092013-30293/pics/12.jpg

16:23:46 mircea_popescu: http://girls.twistys.com/preview/wgp/p/122313-31176/pics/15.jpg

16:24:08 mircea_popescu: http://girls.twistys.com/preview/wgp/p/080913-30321/pics/12.jpg

16:24:10 jborkl: mircea_popescu : is there a public price and volume record of S.MPOE available?

16:24:19 mircea_popescu: i hope i've fixed everyone's productivity.

16:24:28 mircea_popescu: !t m s.mpoe

16:24:28 assbot: [MPEX:S.MPOE] 1D: 0.0009876 / 0.00099394 / 0.00099934 (766871 shares, 762.23 BTC), 7D: 0.00087479 / 0.00095539 / 0.00101 (5998711 shares, 5,731.17 BTC), 30D: 0.00083786 / 0.00094532 / 0.00101 (24007139 shares, 22,694.47 BTC)

16:24:30 mircea_popescu: like that ?

16:24:35 jborkl: historic

16:24:48 mircea_popescu: not unless you've been watching the reported vwap

16:25:02 mircea_popescu: if memory serves mike_c was keeping some data on his blog

16:25:18 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.07996258 = 0.3199 BTC [+]

16:25:28 mircea_popescu: http://www.btcalpha.com/mpex/stocks/s-mpoe/

16:25:30 assbot: S.MPOE Analysis - Btc Alpha

16:25:30 jborkl: ok that answered it, I will just start from now

16:26:17 mircea_popescu: you can prolly grep the logs for "[MPEX:S.MPOE] 1D" it's called often enough

16:26:19 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 26 @ 0.08003223 = 2.0808 BTC [+] {4}

16:26:36 mike_c: jborkl: kakobrekla sells that data.

16:26:37 mircea_popescu: oh and a special one for pankkake http://girls.twistys.com/preview/wgp/p/123013-31235/pics/07.jpg

16:27:06 jborkl: ah ok

16:27:19 mike_c: if you're looking for full historicals.

16:27:28 kakobrekla: no data is free, you pay for the protocol

16:28:21 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 2 @ 0.08106296 = 0.1621 BTC [+]

16:28:24 kakobrekla: you can parse it from irc and or logs

16:28:46 kakobrekla: bbl

16:30:23 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 24 @ 0.08199916 = 1.968 BTC [+] {4}

16:30:24 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 8 @ 0.041 = 0.328 BTC [-]

16:31:40 mike_c: well, if kakobrekla doesn't mind i'm happy to give you a dump then. i've got them all in a database.

16:32:04 jborkl: cool, that will work

16:32:41 mircea_popescu: http://buttcoin.org/bitcoiner-cult-leader not bad also

16:32:41 assbot: Bitcoiner or cult leader? - Buttcoin - The P2P crypto-currency for butts. - Buttcoin - It's Bitcoins with Butts! - Buttcoin.org

16:36:30 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 2 @ 0.082 = 0.164 BTC [+] {2}

16:36:50 mircea_popescu: !up foodies

16:37:03 foodies: multumesc tizule

16:37:17 foodies: si nu ma refer la assbot

16:37:30 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9150 @ 0.00099004 = 9.0589 BTC [-]

16:37:33 mircea_popescu: it starts by making sense or it gets the hose again.

16:38:08 mike_c: multumesc! the only romanian word i know. 'thank you', right?

16:38:15 foodies: yup

16:38:48 mircea_popescu: mike_c tizule would be the vocative of tiz which denotes someone with the same given name.

16:40:00 mike_c: interesting. but slow down here, if I become multilingual i get kicked out of the US.

16:40:27 mircea_popescu: i wouldn't worry, you're getting kicked out of the us anyway.

16:40:38 mike_c: maybe i'll kick them out and i'll stay.

16:40:50 chetty: mike_c, And thats a bad thing?

16:40:54 mircea_popescu: that's the domain of the childless.

16:41:08 foodies: lol muricans

16:41:45 mike_c: chetty: grandparents get upset if you take their grandchildren to another continent.

16:42:01 chetty: they can go too ya know

16:42:15 mike_c: have you ever spoken to old people? :)

16:42:27 mircea_popescu: i don't think she does much of that :D

16:42:31 chetty: no, I don't talk to myself much

16:42:35 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 15 @ 0.082 = 1.23 BTC [+] {2}

16:43:24 pankkake: mircea_popescu: weirldly enough, feet is not on my fetish list. it's certainly too mainstream

16:43:36 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 60 @ 0.082 = 4.92 BTC [+] {4}

16:43:43 mircea_popescu: oh it was bellybutton lint was it

16:44:37 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 71 @ 0.08337527 = 5.9196 BTC [+] {7}

16:44:38 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 25400 @ 0.00098953 = 25.1341 BTC [-] {3}

16:44:38 pankkake: a nice, somewhat deep, round, bellebutton

16:44:43 mircea_popescu: http://buttcoin.org/bitcoin-women-children-last

16:44:44 assbot: Bitcoin: Women and Children Last - Buttcoin - The P2P crypto-currency for butts. - Buttcoin - It's Bitcoins with Butts! - Buttcoin.org

16:44:48 pankkake: defitively no outies

16:45:01 mircea_popescu: possibly the most selfparodying thing on buttcoin.org

16:45:19 mircea_popescu: sounds like a 15yo cracked.com writer is trying to fit in.

16:45:31 mircea_popescu: "Bitcoin, viewed from the outside, seems to be vastly white, male, and very loudly libertarian. This is possibly just a result of a wider problem in the tech world [...]" etc

16:45:38 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 129 @ 0.08935059 = 11.5262 BTC [+] {9}

16:45:42 mircea_popescu: being white, male and libertarian is a problem now.

16:45:52 pankkake: I'm actually surprised by the lack of libertarians

16:45:54 mircea_popescu: cause you know, we all wanna be black women working for the govt.

16:45:57 pankkake: well, on bitcointalk and whatever

16:46:39 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 69 @ 0.09446816 = 6.5183 BTC [+] {7}

16:46:40 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 53 @ 0.0355283 = 1.883 BTC [-] {3}

16:47:40 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 106 @ 0.0945 = 10.017 BTC [+]

16:49:20 pankkake: and, interestingly, while my encounters with bitcoiners and libertarians have been both hugely male (or females with "male personalities"), the races have been fairly diverse

16:49:26 fluffypony: yeah

16:49:28 pankkake: I suppose racism still sells more than sexism

16:49:42 fluffypony: the "no women in IT" thing has been done for ages

16:50:02 artifexd: pankkake: Can you make penguirker display the total in bitcoin and whether it was a sell or a buy? Something like "Buy 4882.0000 ATC @ 0.00000220 BTC [0.01074040BTC]"

16:51:04 pankkake: well, I kinda hoped mod6 would make his bot work :p

16:51:43 pankkake: I find the sell/buy thing weird. for bitcoin-central I show wether it's up or down from prev trade, like assbot

16:51:44 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 50 @ 0.00415702 = 0.2079 BTC [+] {2}

16:52:10 pankkake: but perhaps it has a psychological sense

16:52:45 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 20 @ 0.041 = 0.82 BTC [+]

16:53:26 moiety: pankkake: females with "male personalities" << ??

16:53:46 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 39 @ 0.00415735 = 0.1621 BTC [+]

16:53:49 mike_c: well, it is different info. you can have consecutive buys that are dropping in price if the spread is moving.

16:54:31 pankkake: moiety: for examples females that usually prefer the company of males

16:55:32 mircea_popescu: um. those'd be female personality females.

16:55:46 mircea_popescu: male personality females'd prefer the company of females. right ?

16:56:00 moiety: i thought you meant females masquerading as males

16:56:04 pankkake: as friends, not as sexual partners

16:56:11 pankkake: ahah, no

16:56:31 mircea_popescu: "I walk in and a group of people are already sitting at a long table. I say hi and hover for a second, determining where to sit. Entirely uninvited, and before I even have a chance to react, one guy proceeds to grab me by the waist and pull me into an awkward, grope-y side hug next to him on the bench. To reiterate, I?ve never met this man in my life. I try giving him the benefit of the doubt and make some quip about

16:56:31 mircea_popescu: his being a friendly sort, but it gets uncomfortable pretty quickly when he puts his hand on my leg and leaves it there until I squirm uncomfortably."

16:56:32 mircea_popescu: dude srsly.

16:56:39 mircea_popescu: http://www.ariannasimpson.com/this-is-what-its-like-to-be-a-woman-at-a-bitcoin-meetup/ this poor woman.

16:56:40 assbot: This is what it's like to be a woman at a Bitcoin meetup - Arianna Simpson

16:57:12 mike_c: old news :) you even commented on that post a while ago

16:57:20 pankkake: except those guys will do it to a male too. I don't like it either but I'm not going to blog about it

16:57:31 pankkake: not that hard to make it known you don't like it

16:57:34 mircea_popescu: mike_c hm, did i totally blank it out ? link ?

16:57:51 mike_c: you did. your comment is still there

16:57:59 mircea_popescu: pankkake you telling me some dude grabbed you by the waist at some event ?

16:57:59 chetty: geeze, enough with putting people in groups - wtf it matters male/female at a btc meetup?

16:58:39 pankkake: plenty of people will grab, touch, whatever

16:58:46 mircea_popescu: ah. her image *still* doesn't load.

16:58:49 mike_c: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=11-03-2014#554955

16:58:50 assbot: #bitcoin-assets log

16:59:17 thestringpuller: chetty do you even leave your cave?

16:59:19 thestringpuller: lolol

16:59:21 thestringpuller: <3

16:59:25 mircea_popescu: i never read it before. i was just looking for the pic.

16:59:52 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] [PAID] 99.58971344 BTC to 66`206 shares, 150424 satoshi per share

17:00:15 chetty: thestringpuller, hey I was at the first romanian btc conference!

17:00:39 thestringpuller: o rly?

17:00:57 mircea_popescu: yea, she was there.

17:01:56 chetty: and just an fyi, the only female engineer in biggish corp for years - its not realy a big deal, these women are whiners

17:02:10 fluffypony: chetty: did you accidentally an "as"

17:03:00 mircea_popescu: ". Since Bitcoin is still so new, we have the rare opportunity to get onboard before the ship has sailed, becoming knowledgeable before a vast majority of people have ever even heard of it. "

17:03:04 mircea_popescu: ahaha fat fucking chance.

17:03:50 mircea_popescu: "Learning about it now, instead of trying to play catch-up as it often seems like we are in terms of women in STEM fields, programming, or traditional finance, will surely reap great benefits." this is so true, yet so hopeless.

17:03:56 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.09499999 = 0.285 BTC [+] {2}

17:04:04 fluffypony: shame

17:04:05 moiety: if she loves bitcoin so much why is she making everyone out to be creeps? afaik you get creeps at all kinds of gatherings and she'd have a better chance of me even getting to the end of the article if she didn't sound so retarded while whinging

17:04:17 fluffypony: moiety: clearly she's never gone to an IRC meet

17:04:27 fluffypony: although I haven't dared go to one since the 90s

17:04:41 moiety: i haven't been to any

17:04:55 moiety: but i'm not about to assume that every person is the same

17:05:00 mike_c: we ganging up on arianna? she got groped at the meetup. that seems like a legitimate beef to me.

17:05:02 mircea_popescu: moiety on a plain reading on that article, it'd be because they were creeps.

17:05:12 moiety: she is doing to other people what she doesn't want done to herself

17:05:18 mircea_popescu: i gather she refused further media exposure for the sake of not driving the creep image.

17:05:56 fluffypony: mike_c: I don't think we were ganging up on her

17:05:58 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 11 @ 0.041 = 0.451 BTC [+]

17:06:00 kakobrekla: fluffypony i have been to a few, dunno why are you having issues with the meets.

17:06:10 kakobrekla: or maybe im a part of that werido group

17:06:14 moiety: mike_c: its a legit gripe to be felt up but not to label all as gropers

17:06:17 mircea_popescu: mike_c tbh having actually read the thing nao, it doesn't seem she's beefing, and moreover the entire feminist/sexism/what have you apparatus is useless and inadequate.

17:06:21 fluffypony: kakobrekla: tech IRC meets !== IRC meets

17:06:25 mircea_popescu: adult woman got stuck among a bunch of weirdo kids.

17:06:42 mike_c: kakobrekla: you care if i publish s.mpoe trade history that I got from your feed?

17:06:42 mircea_popescu: weirdo activities ensued.

17:06:48 fluffypony: kakobrekla: like a bitcoin-assets meet would definitely not be the same as a #sex meet :-P

17:07:00 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 3 @ 0.04142 = 0.1243 BTC [+]

17:07:07 kakobrekla: mike_c not really, as i said, data is free, you pay for delivery

17:07:09 mircea_popescu: fluffypony because people at a #sex met would imagine they've got an in already with anyone present ?

17:07:09 mike_c: ok

17:07:19 fluffypony: mircea_popescu: exactly

17:07:29 mike_c: jborkl: here you go. https://s3.amazonaws.com/btcalpha/static/mpoe_price.csv

17:07:31 mircea_popescu: all i can say is ew.

17:08:00 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 3 @ 0.041 = 0.123 BTC [-]

17:08:57 mircea_popescu: moiety honestly i dun see such labelling

17:10:03 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 2 @ 0.095 = 0.19 BTC [+]

17:10:15 jborkl: thank you mike_c

17:10:18 moiety: i probably shouldn't have ranted second half is sort of different

17:10:31 moiety: i still dont like the title though

17:10:34 mircea_popescu: you can rant, it's allowed :)

17:10:56 fluffypony: moiety: I hear your point, though, and I agree

17:11:26 mircea_popescu: yeah i can attest the title is inept. it + the context + the missing image when mike_c linked it first ensured i wasn't going to read it.

17:11:45 mircea_popescu: it got a 2nd shot once buttderp guy linked it, but it could just as well not have.

17:13:23 moiety: i just really don't like such sweeping statements and i feel she contradicts herself a bit in this article

17:13:46 mircea_popescu: you ever been to a bitcoin event btw ?

17:14:12 fluffypony: moiety wouldn't without her manul

17:14:34 moiety: i haven't actually, scotland is rather sparse for these things and i missed London

17:15:07 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 4 @ 0.03139998 = 0.1256 BTC [+]

17:15:19 mircea_popescu: https://twitter.com/vavamacoin/status/467351846856572932

17:15:20 assbot: http://t.co/59ORqW7KbO For the love of toes. (Warning, topless women).

17:15:20 moiety: but if i turned up to one and someone did that i wouldn't sit and squirm and complain abut it later, i'd say, wanna get off my leg please, kthx

17:15:24 mircea_popescu: omfg i've just been groped on twitter

17:15:39 kakobrekla: a year in this room turns any bitcoin conf into noobfest

17:15:41 mircea_popescu: moiety well what if you kinda liked them

17:16:02 moiety: then its not entirely creeping is it?

17:16:11 fluffypony: kakobrekla: werd

17:16:16 kakobrekla: you are better off staying home

17:17:09 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 2 @ 0.095 = 0.19 BTC [+]

17:18:02 fluffypony: BingoBoingo:)

17:18:48 moiety: kakobrekla: just as well, i don't seem to go anywhere

17:18:59 kakobrekla: high five!

17:19:05 moiety: THOUGH! i have had some good news! I think i found a roof :D

17:19:29 moiety: (with walls and floors and everything!)

17:19:41 kakobrekla: you moving?

17:20:03 moiety: ive got sex weeks to find a new place and i've been panicking a teeny wee bit about it

17:20:11 fluffypony: sex weeks

17:20:13 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 4 @ 0.03139998 = 0.1256 BTC [+] {2}

17:20:15 fluffypony: ...

17:20:22 moiety: woke up this morning to an email asking if i would like to view a place i enquired about :D

17:20:26 moiety: SIX** omg

17:20:29 moiety: six

17:20:33 kakobrekla: six sex?

17:20:34 fluffypony: !b6

17:20:39 fluffypony: ffs

17:20:39 kakobrekla: fail

17:20:42 *: fluffypony forgets how to bash

17:20:46 moiety: omg please dont bash that

17:20:52 kakobrekla: omg please bash that.

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17:20:54 pankkake: !b 12

17:20:59 moiety: pankkake!

17:21:05 pankkake: not enough

17:21:06 moiety: i am so red now you wouldn't believe

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17:21:07 pankkake: !b 30

17:21:13 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 46 @ 0.00410314 = 0.1887 BTC [-]

17:21:17 kakobrekla: lmao

17:21:33 kakobrekla: anyway, going far moiety ?

17:21:54 moiety: and i did it again, ijust said please bash that and i meant DONT bash that ffs shoot me now

17:21:55 mircea_popescu: <kakobrekla> you are better off staying home << kako is developing an ideology here

17:22:03 kakobrekla: :D

17:22:14 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.0945 = 0.2835 BTC [-]

17:22:23 kakobrekla: how else am i going to keep you all connected to irc

17:22:34 moiety: no just back to my home town

17:22:36 mircea_popescu: <moiety> ive got sex weeks to find a new place and i've been panicking a teeny wee bit about it << now we know how she's making rent.

17:23:05 mircea_popescu: moiety> i am so red now you wouldn't believe << aww! sokay hon, it's just a freudian sleep.

17:23:16 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 122 @ 0.04004097 = 4.885 BTC [+] {2}

17:23:56 moiety: lol!

17:24:06 moiety: i swear you could toast things onmy face right now

17:24:18 mircea_popescu: there there.

17:24:43 mircea_popescu: anyone read lunes de fiel ?

17:25:17 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.093999 = 0.376 BTC [-]

17:26:07 BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Yeah sulfamethoxazole/trimethoprim is still in the US and dirt cheap here. UK's the ones who banned it. Then again this is the third antibiotic so far.

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17:26:31 mircea_popescu: !b 1337

17:26:35 mircea_popescu: herp.

17:27:11 mircea_popescu: this should prolly have a limit.

17:28:46 fluffypony: heh

17:29:21 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.0915001 = 0.4575 BTC [-]

17:29:23 Duffer1: b all

17:29:23 Duffer1: :P

17:29:35 fluffypony: Duffer1: mornings/afternoons as it may be

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17:29:39 BingoBoingo: !b 31337

17:29:47 BingoBoingo: ^ limit

17:29:51 Duffer1: hello

17:29:51 moiety: kakobrekla: please dont add them!

17:30:14 BingoBoingo: moiety: I thought this waas lampelina business

17:30:41 mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo lampelina has been working on this business for sex weeks.

17:30:41 moiety: lampelina: please don't add them!

17:30:52 BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Ah.

17:31:11 moiety: lol oh dear, i'm not going to live this one down am i

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17:31:32 benkay: !b 1/0

17:31:33 mircea_popescu: moiety you know when your older brothers are picking on you tis better to pretend like you jus don care.

17:31:38 benkay: !b 0

17:32:35 mircea_popescu: !b http://xkcd.com/327/

17:32:36 assbot: xkcd: Exploits of a Mom

17:32:43 moiety: i make the worst typos, i should be used to it

17:32:47 thestringpuller: BingoBoingo: How does end of June look for you?

17:33:31 BingoBoingo: thestringpuller: I'm not sure yet. I'm assuming rather busy.

17:33:38 thestringpuller: ah

17:33:47 thestringpuller: The way of life

17:34:53 *: lampelina has nothing to do with mentioned

17:35:12 benkay: a lampelina?

17:35:14 mircea_popescu: o she lives! hai!

17:35:22 lampelina: hai!

17:35:30 mircea_popescu: so what ARE you doing atm ? kako is always obscure on the topic.

17:35:40 mircea_popescu: some sort of b-a website overhaul ?

17:35:44 lampelina: I'm having dinner at the moment

17:35:55 kakobrekla: i think she is still butthurt over the dishes thingy

17:36:01 lampelina: ?

17:36:02 mircea_popescu: dishes ?!

17:36:24 BingoBoingo: thestringpuller: Yeah, sometime in the next couple months there's going to be surgery to pin some delicate glands into place so they never get tangled again. Once that happens I'll probably be less than portable for a while.

17:36:25 benkay: so very weirdly, my irc client refuses to autocomplete lampelina

17:36:29 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7750 @ 0.00098962 = 7.6696 BTC [+]

17:36:50 mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo your... your glands got tangled ?!

17:36:52 kakobrekla: yeah, i told the story in romania.

17:36:53 thestringpuller: ouch :(

17:37:02 BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Well, the left one twisted.

17:37:07 thestringpuller: sounds like testicular torsion

17:37:17 BingoBoingo: Yeah, twas untwisted in the ER

17:37:39 mircea_popescu: http://www.epmonthly.com/www.epmonthly.com/departments/clinical-skills/ultrasound/time-is-testicle/ ?

17:37:40 assbot: Time is Testicle

17:37:52 mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo wait, when was this ?

17:37:58 BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Well, I'm not that unfortunate schmuck.

17:38:21 BingoBoingo: It was the first Sunday in May

17:38:45 mircea_popescu: wow sucks dood.

17:38:51 mircea_popescu: i hope she was worth it.

17:39:39 thestringpuller: this will forever remind me of Venture Brothers

17:39:51 benkay: mike_c: from another channel: "<jnerula> nijotz: It begins, I've inserted an ipdb into ansible'

17:39:56 benkay: "

17:40:48 BingoBoingo: Eh, worse things could have happened. The ultrasound could have said I was fucked.

17:40:51 mircea_popescu: isn't this how myspace was born ?

17:41:20 pankkake: was there a discussion about ansible ?

17:41:32 mircea_popescu: in logz

17:41:59 pankkake: I'm certainly looking for *sane* configuration management systems (and obviously, not written in ruby)

17:42:34 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 21 @ 0.09401809 = 1.9744 BTC [+] {2}

17:43:37 mircea_popescu: hey, anyone here knows about those voice servers gameplayers use ?

17:44:02 kakobrekla: ventrilo and teamspeak ?

17:44:18 moiety: ive heard of mumble and teamspeak

17:44:18 pankkake: mumble!

17:44:35 kakobrekla: i have none

17:44:36 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3560 @ 0.00099076 = 3.5271 BTC [+]

17:44:47 kakobrekla: i used both years ago

17:44:58 fluffypony: pankkake: I can only speak of ansible with the highest regard inasmuch as I have seen/worked with it as implemented by a sysadmin (who I consider to be among the most savvy *nix admins I've ever known) of mine on a project last year

17:45:12 mircea_popescu: yes

17:45:23 benkay: gpg phone system?

17:45:26 benkay: GPG PHONE SYSTEM

17:45:26 mircea_popescu: so anyone got a server running/want to set me one up ?

17:45:37 fluffypony: ooooh

17:45:43 fluffypony: bitcoin-assets teamspeak?

17:45:59 kakobrekla: you dont want that

17:46:00 pankkake: fluffypony: good. these things need to be approved by bearded sysadmins, not macbook developers :p

17:46:00 mircea_popescu: well, fraudsters the rift guilt teamspeak

17:46:13 fluffypony: pankkake: exactly :)

17:46:37 benkay: what do you guys have against hipster?!

17:46:40 pankkake: benkay: gpg would probably introduce too much latency

17:46:40 benkay: hipsters*

17:46:50 pankkake: benkay: nothing, as long as they are all burned

17:47:00 fluffypony: hah hah

17:47:01 benkay: pankkake: gpg just for identifying ownership of endpoints

17:47:04 fluffypony: throw the hipster down the well

17:47:08 fluffypony: so my country can be free

17:47:10 benkay: what is even a hipster

17:47:14 pankkake: haha

17:47:39 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13600 @ 0.00099076 = 13.4743 BTC [+]

17:48:06 benkay: no seriously

17:48:09 benkay: what is a hipster

17:48:39 fluffypony: benkay: http://www.wikihow.com/Be-a-Hipster

17:48:40 assbot: How to Be a Hipster: 28 Steps (with Pictures) - wikiHow

17:49:01 pankkake: if it was easy to define I wouldn't hate them so much

17:49:03 benkay: so a shibboleth

17:49:19 benkay: what's wrong with tailored pants?

17:49:28 benkay: and being blind?

17:49:35 fluffypony: "If you do eat meat, you must assert that choice as a cynical transcendence of vegetarians' futile attempts to save the world."

17:49:43 benkay: the vintage shit is an artifact of being poor and unable to afford new and or nice things

17:49:45 Naphex: mircea_popescu: use mumble instead of TS

17:49:47 Naphex: much better

17:50:45 pankkake: trying to install murmur (the mumble server), it wants to install a bunch of Qt dependencies :/

17:50:45 benkay: that's fucking retarded fluffypony i want my minute and a half back

17:51:04 mircea_popescu: Naphex either one i dn care

17:51:07 fluffypony: benkay: it was like the third link on Google, I was trying to do your job for you

17:51:11 fluffypony: :-P

17:51:30 benkay: i'm not asking for retards opinions about what a hipster is

17:51:41 fluffypony: ;;ud hipster

17:51:42 gribble: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hipster | Hipsters are a subculture of men and women typically in their 20's and 30's that value independent thinking, counter-culture, progressive politics, an appreciation  ...

17:52:08 mircea_popescu: !up Quanttek

17:52:13 mike_c: benkay: lol ipdb :) ansible had to be too good to be true.

17:52:28 benkay: is this a bare metal thing, mike_c ?

17:52:30 mircea_popescu: benkay> the vintage shit is an artifact of being poor and unable to afford new and or nice things <<

17:52:35 Quanttek: thanks

17:52:45 mircea_popescu: vintage = dressing in 2nd hand shops.

17:52:45 mike_c: no, virtual

17:52:50 benkay: fuckit.py

17:52:50 mircea_popescu: quite becoming for young women.

17:53:02 mircea_popescu: Quanttek sure. so who might you be ?

17:53:08 benkay: you know how i feel about provisioning virtual instances.

17:53:21 benkay: on the topic, this is the stupidity my day has devolved into: http://docs.aws.amazon.com/ElasticLoadBalancing/latest/DeveloperGuide/UsingTheCommandLineTools.html

17:53:21 assbot: Install the Elastic Load Balancing Command Line Interface - Elastic Load Balancing

17:53:35 Quanttek: mircea_popescu: just a lurker and community manager of monero who wants to stay up to date

17:54:09 mircea_popescu: what is monero ? (mp wants to stay up to date too)

17:55:27 Quanttek: mircea_popescu: prolly the biggest anonymous cryptocurrency (if you don't coun dark, because scammy and more privat then anonym)

17:55:47 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 4 @ 0.07374645 = 0.295 BTC [+] {3}

17:55:53 pankkake: why monero and not bytecoin? aren't they the same thing basically?

17:56:04 Apocalyptic: Quanttek, you know Steve ?

17:56:35 mircea_popescu: http://www.coinssource.com/monero-cryptonote-bytecoin-2nd-generation-anonymity/ this thing ?

17:56:36 assbot: Bytecoin Monero CryptoNote

17:57:28 Apocalyptic: Quanttek, nevermind, I mixed it up with moneero

17:57:31 kakobrekla: meanwhile in april 2013 https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=164569.0

17:57:32 assbot: [NEW CURRENCY] Maria 2.0 was banned, here is her proof. The birth of Bytecoin!

17:57:34 Quanttek: pankkake: kind of, but bytecoin got 2 years premined and obfuscated and complicated the code for advantages for the devs. get's probably dumped, when the price rises. also we have an active development (miner is 10times faster + pool +gui + exchanges)

17:57:56 Apocalyptic: btw not so smart to choose a name that close to an established s.a.

17:58:07 kakobrekla: so they finally ran out of altcoin names

17:58:09 pankkake: oh well. I mined some bytecoin but the wallet has a bug so I can't access them

17:58:44 Quanttek: pankkake: 80% is preminded. it shouldn't suprise you

17:59:52 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] [PAID] 16.86679648 BTC to 29`438 shares, 57296 satoshi per share

18:00:12 mircea_popescu: anyone bored enough care to eval this monero thing ?

18:00:45 Apocalyptic: "Egalitarian proof of work"

18:00:51 Apocalyptic: what the hell is this ?

18:01:22 fluffypony: pankkake: different bytecoin

18:01:32 fluffypony: pankkake: there was a shitcoin called Bytecoin that nobody pid any attention to

18:01:34 fluffypony: *paid

18:01:38 pankkake: I know

18:01:40 Quanttek: well. it's an algorith called cryptonight, which uses a big cratchpad and some advantages of cpu, so it is atm only cpu and gpu won't be that much faster

18:01:44 Apocalyptic: and I see "inflation to preserve mining incentives"

18:01:49 fluffypony: mircea_popescu: it's reasonably interesting

18:01:55 fluffypony: mostly because it uses ring signatures for transactions

18:02:01 fluffypony: so plausible deniability

18:02:11 fluffypony: and you can specify a mixin count for a transaction

18:02:32 fluffypony: and transactions are grouped with similar transactions in the mixin

18:02:41 fluffypony: also it's not forked from bitcoin

18:02:43 mircea_popescu: o thhat thing

18:02:45 mircea_popescu: i remember now

18:02:48 fluffypony: so the RPC API is fucked and incomplete

18:02:57 mircea_popescu: ok yeah

18:03:06 fluffypony: and there's tons of poorly written code that is being fixed

18:03:22 fluffypony: but in principle it's interesting, a lot more interesting than CNBC-COIN

18:03:25 fluffypony: or whatever it's called

18:03:53 mircea_popescu: right.

18:03:55 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 10 @ 0.09395 = 0.9395 BTC [-] {2}

18:03:58 mircea_popescu: what's the cap, i forget

18:04:09 kakobrekla: basically this altcoin market is now same as penny stocks market or what

18:04:17 mircea_popescu: kakobrekla same in the sense of worse

18:04:19 Quanttek: that's probably monero's biggest challenge: fixing the code and making the code more readable

18:04:28 fluffypony: mircea_popescu: ~18.4 million

18:05:02 fluffypony: block reward is also interesting, started at 20 I think (blocks every minute)

18:05:04 fluffypony: "Uses a recurrence relation. Block reward = (M - A) * 2-20 * 10-12, where A = current circulation. Roughly 86% mined in 4 years"

18:05:12 fluffypony: block reward graph: http://i.imgur.com/lDqIdyd.png

18:05:45 mircea_popescu: not much confidence in the "gpu resistence" theory huh

18:05:50 fluffypony: none

18:05:54 fluffypony: it's not supposed to be though

18:05:55 mircea_popescu: !up Shakespeare

18:05:56 fluffypony: !up Shakespeare

18:06:00 fluffypony: double ups

18:06:05 BingoBoingo: "3:15: I went over to the BitFury booth again and asked the man how much hashpower they have shipped to date. He stared, so I asked again. Looking like he caught a their, he smirked and said, ?Why do you want to know that? You want to know how much money we make, what?? I said no, that I?m just interested to know how much hashpower is out there because of them, nothing nefarious. He wouldn?t say any answer other than hinti

18:06:06 BingoBoingo: ng they hadn?t provided the majority. I wonder if he?d tolerate me asking if they?d rent some hashes to ATC?" Shakespeare

18:06:14 BingoBoingo: http://devilsadvocate.biz/the-bitcoin2014-living-blog/

18:06:16 assbot: The Bitcoin2014 Living Blog

18:06:16 fluffypony: heh heh

18:06:19 Shakespeare: just posted final update for today

18:06:19 kakobrekla: seems to have lot of similar properties, satoshi prices, dumb investors, poor investors, mostly scams, pump and dumps, nobody except for launchers/brokers making money

18:06:43 kakobrekla: i never thought it will come this far

18:07:09 mike_c: !down kakobrekla for slander

18:07:20 kakobrekla: heh

18:07:23 fluffypony: kakobrekla: did you read that Nautiluscoin article that was linked yesterday?

18:07:25 mircea_popescu: !drown him

18:07:32 kakobrekla: no

18:07:36 kakobrekla: dunno

18:07:37 fluffypony: it's hilarious

18:07:39 kakobrekla: i saw a twitter convo

18:07:43 jborkl: https://www.bcoinnews.com <- not that I need it yet but https is done

18:07:47 assbot: Bitcoin news | Bitcoin Charts News and Tutorials

18:07:54 fluffypony: jborkl: nice

18:08:54 pankkake: mircea_popescu, others: I set up a mumble server on better certificate, hostname will come later if needed

18:08:59 mircea_popescu: Naphex https://twitter.com/Vlad_Roberto/status/467365570489237504

18:09:00 assbot: /Mircea_Popescu Mircea, your name sounds familiar. Eti involved cu cryptos? Sunt chiar civa romni bgai n industria asta nou.

18:09:08 mircea_popescu: pankkake love you. how do i use it ?

18:09:20 pankkake: install mumble, connect to the server, and that is all

18:09:41 mircea_popescu: i ask cause im gonna put it in guild wall so what do i need to specx ? just the ip ?

18:09:42 Naphex: mircea_popescu: lol:))

18:09:53 mike_c: #b-a in voice! somebody stream that.

18:09:56 pankkake: yeah, just the ip, it's the default port

18:10:14 fluffypony: mike_c: it's for their guild, we're not cool enough to join

18:10:21 mircea_popescu: ty

18:10:27 *: fluffypony would totally join a b-a voice

18:10:32 fluffypony: we could call it bav

18:10:59 benkay: i just want a phone number that i own via gpg.

18:11:00 kakobrekla: anyway, the point i was trying to make, altscams are here to stay

18:11:15 benkay: some of them may even not be scams some day, kakobrekla

18:11:16 fluffypony: benkay: Apple would never allow it :-P

18:11:40 mircea_popescu: !up Guest32894

18:11:51 mircea_popescu: fluffypony you can join, what.

18:11:52 benkay: fluffypony: what does Apple have to do with anything?

18:11:56 mircea_popescu: just troll ppl trying to raid.

18:12:05 kakobrekla: benkay sounds like you should open altxchange

18:12:05 fluffypony: benkay: re: gpg phone numbers, not altcoins

18:12:30 fluffypony: mircea_popescu: is there a way for me to follow what's going on in the game so I can confuse things? :-P

18:13:04 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 30 @ 0.09133255 = 2.74 BTC [-] {6}

18:13:16 fluffypony: I mean, besides actually playing the game

18:13:59 mircea_popescu: fluffypony download rift and play ?

18:14:00 fluffypony: Shakespeare: so this Circle thing is just an overblown web-wallet?

18:14:05 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 24650 @ 0.00099001 = 24.4037 BTC [-] {2}

18:14:19 mircea_popescu: fluffypony it's a vc money pit looking for new ways to justify why it's not delivering anything

18:14:35 fluffypony: why did I just waste 4 minutes watching this video

18:14:57 fluffypony: at least the hipster article I made benkay read made sense

18:16:08 mircea_popescu: pankkake i put it on guild wall, anyone show up ?

18:16:19 pankkake: no

18:16:38 pankkake: I'm going to buy food, back in a few minutes

18:17:08 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 10 @ 0.09182006 = 0.9182 BTC [+]

18:17:49 Shakespeare: fluffypony circle's web wallet is insured and has no-fee Bitcoin buying

18:18:11 fluffypony: Shakespeare: it's still meh for all the hype

18:18:28 fluffypony: I was actually kinda hoping for something with more ambition

18:18:44 BingoBoingo: Circle is just Coinbase with different VC shills pumping it.

18:18:49 fluffypony: ^^

18:19:10 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.09188633 = 0.4594 BTC [+]

18:19:13 Shakespeare: well I guess its big when you consider they could eat cpinbase's lunch

18:19:31 fluffypony: Shakespeare: I don't doubt that for a second

18:19:55 Shakespeare: and it being insured is at least interesting...

18:20:28 fluffypony: Shakespeare: 3:53 is borked grammatically

18:20:32 mike_c: classic bs video crap. just keep randomly switching between camera head-on and camera to the side. cuz it's cool when the person talking to you isn't looking at you.

18:20:49 Quanttek: I personally think that circle may have advanced security features, but they didn't thought of the usual laziness of users, especially newbies

18:20:55 fluffypony: mike_c: TAT is going to do the same thing for the Altcoin promo vid, just watch

18:21:47 fluffypony: Quanttek: I think they'll snag new users with the zero-fee buy, and I suppose 2FA is common enough that users won't have a problem with it

18:22:13 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 7 @ 0.0399999 = 0.28 BTC [-]

18:22:16 mircea_popescu: <BingoBoingo> Circle is just Coinbase with different VC shills pumping it. << poretty much. and the fact they both exist indicates quite clearly why neither will succeed.

18:22:21 mircea_popescu: their walls are nil.

18:22:37 thestringpuller: walls?

18:22:41 mircea_popescu: <Shakespeare> well I guess its big when you consider they could eat cpinbase's lunch << sure, until someone else eats its lunch.

18:22:52 fluffypony: thestringpuller: that which prevents a competitor from taking over

18:22:57 mircea_popescu: this is like lending money to inner city druglords.

18:23:03 Shakespeare: I read that bullies are healthier

18:23:06 mircea_popescu: you'll never collect, they'll get killed before you ever could.

18:23:19 fluffypony: "Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency"

18:23:21 thestringpuller: mircea_popescu: wait waht? druglords always pay me back tho

18:23:21 Shakespeare: get dat lunch!

18:23:23 fluffypony: - CoinBase

18:24:22 mike_c: circle has armed guards. with lasers.

18:24:23 mircea_popescu: thestringpuller you're special.

18:24:31 mircea_popescu: mike_c cuntlasers ?

18:24:36 mike_c: probably

18:24:57 *: mircea_popescu prepares to slap them on the butt with a lolsuit.

18:25:09 mircea_popescu: i own the cuntlaser patent pending yo!

18:25:49 BingoBoingo: ;;google site:fraudsters.com cuntllaser

18:25:50 gribble: No matches found.

18:26:13 mircea_popescu: llmao

18:26:18 fluffypony: lloll

18:27:50 mircea_popescu: ;;ticker

18:27:51 gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 450.99, Best ask: 451.5, Bid-ask spread: 0.51000, Last trade: 450.99, 24 hour volume: 3843.41611032, 24 hour low: 444.5, 24 hour high: 452.41, 24 hour vwap: 448.410898888

18:28:09 BingoBoingo: ;;google site:fraudsters.com cuntlaser

18:28:10 gribble: No matches found.

18:28:56 mircea_popescu: it's a secret tech.

18:29:15 fluffypony: part of the S.LIMBS portfolio, innit?

18:29:28 mircea_popescu: i can not confirm or danny.

18:29:53 benkay: https://github.com/fisher-lebo/updn

18:29:54 assbot: fisher-lebo/updn GitHub

18:30:03 benkay: it looks like a stab at monetizing the link aggregator.

18:30:10 benkay: i don't know that the model works, but it's worth your looks and thoughts.

18:30:16 benkay: also:

18:30:19 benkay: http://cascadianhacker.com/blog/2014/05/16_punking-ms-users-via-the-blockchain.html

18:30:20 assbot: punking MS users via the blockchain

18:30:52 mircea_popescu: ahahaha

18:31:13 mircea_popescu: dude i love that banner.

18:31:21 mircea_popescu: http://fraudsters.com/2014/a-compendium-of-basic-points-about-bitcoin-for-the-benefit-of-various-confused-noobs/

18:31:22 assbot: A compendium of basic points about Bitcoin for the benefit of various confused noobs. pe fraudsters - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.

18:31:22 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14950 @ 0.00098884 = 14.7832 BTC [-] {2}

18:31:29 mircea_popescu: first sentence ? "Point 1 : #bitcoin-assets is the forum."

18:31:50 mircea_popescu: my fucking curse is that i need months to understand what the fuck i'm saying in my own articles.

18:32:40 benkay: and another one

18:32:40 benkay: http://clarissasblog.com/2014/05/14/i-dont-want-to-hire-women/

18:32:41 assbot: I Dont Want to Hire Women | Clarissa's Blog

18:34:03 mircea_popescu: "I have crashed the glass ceiling in every aspect of my life."

18:34:20 mircea_popescu: somehow i doubt she made more money than the best men in whatever she misrepresents her field as being

18:34:25 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 2 @ 0.092 = 0.184 BTC [+]

18:34:32 mircea_popescu: which is the only "aspect" in which the glass ceiling is meaningful anyway

18:35:30 mircea_popescu: http://clarissasblog.com/2011/03/19/samson-wins-a-battle-with-a-hairdresser/ << and this is how i know she hasn't.

18:35:32 assbot: >Samson Wins a Battle with a Hairdresser | Clarissa's Blog

18:36:01 benkay: 'twas a guest post, mircea_popescu

18:36:18 TheNewDeal: the brk-a bet has gone from a 2.X% to 6.8% in like one week

18:36:31 mircea_popescu: benkay someone guest posts THERE ?!

18:36:39 mircea_popescu: when times is looking for free content ?

18:36:39 benkay: she probably made it up

18:36:42 benkay: hello this is dog

18:36:55 mircea_popescu: "The post was written by a guest blogger but the veracity of every aspect of the story has been verified by Blogger Clarissa."

18:37:17 mircea_popescu: o help me rwands. "blogger clarissa" ? what was she before, "astrologist clarissa" ? "madamme clarissa" ?

18:37:22 benkay: (i'm just stoking the american tech gender fight. don't mind me.)

18:37:28 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.09239037 = 0.3696 BTC [+] {3}

18:37:35 *: benkay puts the bellows away

18:38:01 benkay: davout: i didn't know you ever disconnected

18:38:02 mircea_popescu: 260 comments on ?I Don?t Want to Hire Women? << well, no shortage of redditards.

18:38:16 benkay: tards trolling tards trolling tards

18:38:22 benkay: can't tell if troll or tard

18:38:26 mircea_popescu: welcome to the web of intertards

18:38:29 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 20 @ 0.038001 = 0.76 BTC [-]

18:38:35 benkay: hello is this tard?

18:39:30 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 3 @ 0.0399 = 0.1197 BTC [+]

18:39:47 davout: benkay: bonjour, ici retardé

18:40:31 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 8 @ 0.09269503 = 0.7416 BTC [+]

18:40:44 mircea_popescu: Reddit Free Retarde

18:40:59 mircea_popescu: like radio free europe but more hip and chique

18:42:05 fluffypony: OL

18:42:07 fluffypony: +L

18:43:35 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SF1] 161 @ 0.0008362 = 0.1346 BTC [-]

18:45:36 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 125 @ 0.00610375 = 0.763 BTC [-] {4}

18:46:37 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 8 @ 0.0939999 = 0.752 BTC [+]

18:46:47 mircea_popescu: !up pactr

18:47:38 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 8 @ 0.02351598 = 0.1881 BTC [-] {5}

18:47:39 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 26 @ 0.03749615 = 0.9749 BTC [-] {3}

18:47:40 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 10 @ 0.09399946 = 0.94 BTC [-]

18:48:39 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 5 @ 0.02350299 = 0.1175 BTC [-] {3}

18:48:40 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 2 @ 0.09399924 = 0.188 BTC [-]

18:49:49 []bot: Bet placed: 1 BTC for No on "Bitcoin network difficulty > 14Bn on Bastille day (http://bitbet.us/bet/677/)". Odds: 71(Y):29(N) by coin, 76(Y):24(N) by weight. Total bet: 42.47158113 BTC. Current weight: 16,366.

18:50:00 TheNewDeal: wooooh

18:50:03 TheNewDeal: that is new

18:50:09 mircea_popescu: artifexd made it yest

18:50:25 TheNewDeal: now I can delete my web browser

18:50:43 TheNewDeal: got all the info I need right here

18:51:43 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 10 @ 0.03139998 = 0.314 BTC [+]

18:52:57 mircea_popescu: :D

18:53:18 TheNewDeal: that 14B bet is odd. Last difficulty change, there was a low prediction

18:53:28 TheNewDeal: and not too many bets came

18:53:32 BingoBoingo: Now we just need to distribute the lawgs as a chain of blocks

18:53:43 TheNewDeal: ahhh maybe thats not true

18:53:54 rithm: hrm...a chain of blocks

18:54:07 mircea_popescu: first ever novel idea

18:54:11 mircea_popescu: chainofblocks

18:54:20 TheNewDeal: chain of blawgs?

18:54:36 rithm: "chainblocks"

18:55:34 mircea_popescu: blockschain

18:55:47 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 6 @ 0.092 = 0.552 BTC [-]

18:55:48 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7800 @ 0.0009881 = 7.7072 BTC [-]

18:56:42 BingoBoingo: I've got to be ready for dotcoin's inevitable return

18:56:51 mircea_popescu: lmao coinbase accepted pmarca's blockchain award ?

18:56:52 rithm: bloxchain ??

18:56:53 mircea_popescu: the humiliation.

18:57:10 rithm: x makes it HN worthy

18:57:36 mircea_popescu: ahahaha wait wait, they gave "insightful journalist" award to that mtgox handpuppet ?

18:57:54 BingoBoingo: Yup

18:58:49 mircea_popescu: this was better than expected. so did they do anything right ?

18:59:06 mircea_popescu: i mean all the possible self-crits and then some. with idiocy like this who needs enemies even.

18:59:22 jurov: lol how everyone is reselling the data i started collection in october 2012

19:00:54 TheNewDeal: can I ping a certain bet with that bitbet []bot

19:01:53 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 30 @ 0.03139998 = 0.942 BTC [+] {2}

19:02:38 mircea_popescu: what's ping mean

19:02:56 fluffypony: so TAT says we must feel free to buy him a "join"

19:03:13 TheNewDeal: joint?

19:03:25 fluffypony: yes, but without the t

19:03:41 fluffypony: guess he needs this more than I

19:03:55 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4600 @ 0.0009881 = 4.5453 BTC [-]

19:04:06 mircea_popescu: i doubt he's allowed to smoke a joint

19:04:15 fluffypony: then it really is for a "join"

19:04:27 mircea_popescu: maybe he'd like a john

19:04:33 fluffypony: aaah makes sense now

19:04:41 benkay: lol why is tat not allowed to smoke a joint?

19:04:58 mircea_popescu: isn't he basically like a quaker ?

19:05:12 mike_c: vegans do plenty of drugs

19:05:15 TheNewDeal: hahaha

19:06:26 mircea_popescu: i guess technically ALL drugs.

19:06:37 mircea_popescu: except for toad licking or fringe shit like that

19:07:39 mircea_popescu: "fluffypony: I used to think that love was like the rush and swell of meeting someone knew" why u no speal.

19:07:56 fluffypony: holy cowbell splink errur

19:08:02 fluffypony: phiksing noa

19:08:21 jurov: pankkake fluffypony i'm trying saltstack, so far like it. it's in py and not so high level of abstraction

19:08:42 mircea_popescu: and you're soooo pussywhipped maaaaan...

19:08:46 mircea_popescu: ima write a counterpost.

19:09:21 fluffypony: loving my wife !== pussywhipped

19:09:26 fluffypony: as even the wife will tell you

19:09:30 mircea_popescu: :D

19:09:33 fluffypony: I should get her to chat here some times

19:09:38 mircea_popescu: i meant that quite literally.

19:09:51 Naphex: kill all coders who forge From: headers with user emails in headers

19:10:07 pankkake: jurov: looks nice, somehow I was thinking it was a openstack only thing

19:10:13 fluffypony: Naphex: instead of using the reply-to?

19:10:18 benkay: salt's aight.

19:10:32 Naphex: fluffypony: exactly!

19:10:35 pankkake: my current setup is just fabric scripts

19:10:39 benkay: again, if you need idempotent box state mgmt.

19:10:41 Naphex: god! my jimmies are all rustled

19:11:20 pankkake: benkay: I'm an idempotent nutjob. idempotify all the things!

19:12:36 mircea_popescu: lol

19:15:44 jborkl: you guys check https://www.bcoinnews.com and see if it is rendering ok now? There is still one page that I know is not

19:15:48 assbot: Bitcoin news | Bitcoin Charts News and Tutorials

19:16:01 jborkl: it was stripping out the css

19:16:04 asciilifeform: hmm what'd i miss...

19:16:38 Mats_cd03: nothing of note

19:18:16 pankkake: jborkl: I see no chart on BITCOIN PRICE CHART

19:18:29 jborkl: yeah, that is the one

19:18:31 pankkake: also, do the all caps in CSS!

19:18:44 artifexd: TheNewDeal: What is it you would like []bot to do?

19:19:19 TheNewDeal: I just want to ask the bot what the stats are on a bet

19:19:21 benkay: asciilifeform: the forum thinks s.nsa is a scam without constant updates from <strike>ken</strike> stan

19:19:33 asciilifeform: lol

19:19:41 jborkl: thanks pankkake

19:19:51 pankkake: otherwise live updating works

19:19:58 *: asciilifeform dusts off spamatron

19:20:11 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.09299 = 0.465 BTC [+]

19:20:38 artifexd: Something like: []bb 834 and it responds with what? Give me an example of what you would like to see.

19:20:50 TheNewDeal: yah that would be nice

19:21:06 TheNewDeal: unless I could use a keyword like "difficulty" and get maybe the top 2 results

19:21:12 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 16 @ 0.093 = 1.488 BTC [+]

19:21:13 TheNewDeal: but that may be a little hefty

19:21:50 benkay: (mike_c: i too am balls-deep in bash today)

19:22:13 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 14 @ 0.09410711 = 1.3175 BTC [+] {4}

19:22:36 jborkl: wait pankkake - are the post titles rendering in all caps?

19:23:17 artifexd: Top 2 results as defined by what? Closing soon? Bet amount? Should it only return bets that are still open?

19:23:19 pankkake: yes

19:23:49 TheNewDeal: bet amount

19:23:51 pankkake: oh, apparently Chromium is at fault for copying it in all caps

19:23:56 jborkl: damnit, ok wordpress wants to use google fonts and I refuse so it is screwing me over

19:24:12 TheNewDeal: and maybe open or closed, no resolved

19:24:14 mike_c: what's wrong with google fonts?

19:24:35 jborkl: it sends like 15 requests to pull the fonts and they are huge

19:24:48 pankkake: well, they are cached, after

19:24:59 jborkl: true

19:25:01 pankkake: or maybe cached from another request on another site

19:25:03 mike_c: accept the borg.

19:25:24 mike_c: benkay: well, misery loves company.

19:25:45 mike_c: is google the borg now? that used to be microsoft. well, whatever.

19:25:46 jborkl: yeah, I guess everyone has them cached somewhere- just pisses me off

19:25:49 artifexd: TheNewDeal: Ok. Check back tomorrow.

19:26:53 TheNewDeal: will do

19:28:29 BingoBoingo: !up kdomanski_

19:29:08 BingoBoingo: jborkl: Maybe use different fonts?

19:31:19 punkman: could ship all Google fonts with the browser

19:31:23 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26300 @ 0.000988 = 25.9844 BTC [-] {2}

19:31:56 punkman: although everyone seems to be making their own custom icon font

19:33:44 BingoBoingo: http://deadspin.com/se-missouri-redhawks-tweet-weird-and-nsfw-bathroom-pict-1577475970

19:33:45 assbot: SE Missouri Redhawks Tweet Weird And NSFW Bathroom Picture

19:36:39 BingoBoingo: https://twitter.com/wiscoinferno/statuses/467129479492800512

19:36:40 assbot: Twitter / wiscoinferno: Carlos Gomez is fucking ...

19:37:42 fluffypony: nice catch, assbot

19:37:44 mircea_popescu: fluffypony http://fraudsters.com/2014/a-useful-list-of-things/ there you go

19:37:46 assbot: A useful list of things pe fraudsters - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.

19:38:10 mircea_popescu: TheNewDeal : like so

19:38:11 mircea_popescu: http://bitbet.us/bet/786/bitcoin-to-surpass-berkshire-as-an-investment/

19:38:11 assbot: BitBet - Bitcoin to surpass Berkshire as an investment :: 1007.93 B (91%) on Yes, 97.09 B (9%) on No | closing in 9 months 4 days | weight: 81`741 (100`000 to 1)

19:38:24 TheNewDeal: yes

19:38:33 mircea_popescu: problem solved.

19:38:36 asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: afaik he was moving. course that was like a week ago << finally re-assembled computer. just now. it's like moving a medieval organ...

19:38:47 mircea_popescu: like a spleen ? :D

19:38:50 asciilifeform: lol

19:39:03 TheNewDeal: that is perfecto

19:39:57 TomServo: asciilifeform: got some pics of this beast?

19:40:10 asciilifeform: of what?

19:40:16 asciilifeform: i only post pics of interesting things

19:40:17 TomServo: the pipe organ! :P

19:40:24 benkay: (the organ)

19:40:39 asciilifeform: it's a linux box

19:40:48 pankkake: I like the old HDD method. I wondered what to do of mine…

19:40:57 asciilifeform: but the armatures that hold lcds take forever to remove / reinstall

19:41:03 pankkake: I thought of keeping them as throwable weapons

19:41:16 cazalla: mircea_popescu: i have to set my cookie again every 4-5 days on fraudsters.com, any idea why that occurs?

19:41:25 mircea_popescu: cazalla are you deleting it ?

19:41:33 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 21 @ 0.02457904 = 0.5162 BTC [+] {2}

19:41:48 cazalla: no, at least not knowingly, i have site whitelisted

19:42:04 cazalla: in self-destruction cookies that is

19:42:21 mircea_popescu: i think it should be set for terms of 1 week. this is so that people who use their cookie on w/e randoim computer and forget to purge it don't get rammed forever

19:42:40 mircea_popescu: obviously drawback is people have to keep recooking

19:44:43 cazalla: fair enough

19:44:46 fluffypony: mircea_popescu: if I edit the cookie and change the expiry date will your server throw a fit and terminate the session after a week?

19:44:55 fluffypony: or doesn't it care

19:44:56 mircea_popescu: shouldn't. try ?

19:45:03 fluffypony: k

19:49:37 nubbins`: first nice day of the year

19:49:52 kakobrekla: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKorP55Aqvg

19:49:52 assbot: The Expert (Short Comedy Sketch) - YouTube

19:50:36 benkay: ugh aws load balancer cli won't tell me which instances are registered to lb

19:50:40 benkay: complexity mounting

19:51:42 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 31451 @ 0.00098663 = 31.0305 BTC [-] {3}

19:52:59 mike_c: just shoot the load balancer in the head

19:53:44 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 8 @ 0.03899989 = 0.312 BTC [-]

19:55:14 benkay: you sir are not funny

19:55:47 benkay: maybe a little, but i'm too pissed at this shitboard to laugh.

19:55:52 BingoBoingo: http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/cvsweb/src/lib/libssl/src/crypto/bn/bn_lib.c.diff?r1=1.23;r2=1.24


19:56:11 BingoBoingo: http://opensslrampage.org/post/85066370546/openssl-is-literally-fighting-back#disqus_thread

19:56:12 assbot: OpenSSL Valhalla Rampage OpenSSL is literally fighting back

19:57:38 bitcoinpete: BingoBoingo: meaning?

19:57:48 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.094 = 0.47 BTC [-]

19:57:49 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6300 @ 0.00098961 = 6.2345 BTC [+]

19:58:25 BingoBoingo: bitcoinpete: OpenSSL isn't merely bad. It is malicious and defends it's ability to suck against efforts at improvement.

19:58:49 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 4 @ 0.038 = 0.152 BTC [-]

19:59:02 bitcoinpete: no wonder the power rangers like it

19:59:54 mod6: white power

19:59:55 BingoBoingo: bitcoinpete: Reading the reports on the OpenSSL/LibreSSL transformation really inspires thoughts about Underhanded C and Obfusticated C competitions

19:59:55 mod6: ranger

19:59:57 nubbins`: http://imgur.com/03Emg30

19:59:57 assbot: imgur: the simple image sharer

20:00:01 nubbins`: i'm SO close

20:00:25 nubbins`: only two gold cups left

20:01:15 bitcoinpete: i've got a curious new follower on twitter: "bitcoin la chat"

20:01:30 bitcoinpete: 10.4k followers, 500 some tweets, doesn't seem to do anything at all

20:01:33 BingoBoingo: http://edition.cnn.com/2014/05/16/politics/pentagon-zombie-apocalypse/index.html?sr=tw051614zombiepentagon230pStoryLink

20:01:34 assbot: Pentagon document lays out battle plan against zombies - CNN.com

20:01:35 bitcoinpete: gotta be bots

20:01:53 bitcoinpete: https://twitter.com/bitcoinlachat

20:01:55 assbot: bitcoin la chat (bitcoinlachat) auf Twitter

20:02:04 asciilifeform: 'bytecoin' etc. << when do we get 'tritcoin' ?

20:02:19 nubbins`: heh

20:02:45 nubbins`: hackneyedcoin

20:03:31 bitcoinpete: quatcoin

20:03:50 bitcoinpete: sqwatcoin

20:04:45 nubbins`: caffeinewithdrawalheadachecoin

20:05:10 BingoBoingo: queefcoin

20:05:11 nubbins`: so, it's been a while. anything exciting happen since late april?

20:06:02 BingoBoingo: nubbins`: http://arstechnica.com/business/2014/05/some-in-bitcoin-group-resign-over-new-board-members-link-to-sex-abuse/

20:06:02 assbot: Some in Bitcoin group resign over new board members link to sex abuse | Ars Technica

20:06:36 bitcoinpete: nubbins`: been blogging like a mother

20:06:59 thestringpuller: S.MG needs a chiptune sound track

20:07:10 bitcoinpete: smpif launched

20:07:35 mike_c: bitcoin is now illegal in china

20:07:56 bitcoinpete: we learned about reusing addresses and bitcoin's sovereignty

20:08:25 bitcoinpete: and that donald sterling is a billionaire in the wrong place at the wrong time

20:08:32 nubbins`: BingoBoingo bahahaha

20:08:59 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5592 @ 0.00098961 = 5.5339 BTC [+]

20:09:30 nubbins`: i generally reuse addresses

20:10:30 bitcoinpete: not a terrible idea, it turns out

20:10:42 bitcoinpete: so this happened https://twitter.com/coindesk/status/467334125482147840

20:10:43 assbot: Blogger /twobitidiot (aka /RyanSelkis) wins 'Most Insightful Journalist' at #Bitcoin2014

20:10:50 nubbins`: each approach has its pros and cons

20:10:54 nubbins`: lel

20:10:56 nubbins`: ryan selkis

20:11:03 nubbins`: best document faker award

20:11:23 bitcoinpete: best sharpie user award goes to...

20:11:49 thestringpuller: ;;google site:fraudsters.com an0

20:11:50 gribble: Accounting for the nonzero asset corporation. The MPEx standard ...: http://fraudsters.com/accounting-for-the-nonzero-asset-corporation-the-mpex-standard; Proper accounting for stock warrants pe fraudsters - Un blog de Mircea ...: http://fraudsters.com/2013/proper-accounting-for-stock-warrants/; F.MPIF, April 2014 Statement pe fraudsters - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.: (1 more message)

20:12:12 fluffypony: nubbins`

20:12:13 fluffypony: I've got it

20:12:16 fluffypony: #bitcoin-assets - Bitcoin in the form a Kitten

20:12:47 pankkake: in the form a Kitten?

20:13:21 bitcoinpete: lmao

20:13:35 thestringpuller: ;;more

20:13:35 gribble: http://fraudsters.com/2014/fmpif-april-2014-statement/

20:13:46 nubbins`: y'know, the thing about ideas...

20:14:15 pankkake: also, should be a manul

20:14:25 fluffypony: pankkake, didn't you watch the video?

20:14:30 pankkake: no

20:14:38 fluffypony: [21:49:53] kakobrekla: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKorP55Aqvg

20:14:39 assbot: The Expert (Short Comedy Sketch) - YouTube

20:14:39 fluffypony: that one

20:14:42 fluffypony: it's well worth it

20:15:08 TheNewDeal: http://bitbet.us/bet/677/

20:15:08 assbot: BitBet - Bitcoin network difficulty > 14Bn on Bastille day :: 30.09 B (71%) on Yes, 12.38 B (29%) on No | closing in 4 weeks 3 hours | weight: 16`332 (100`000 to 1)

20:15:28 TheNewDeal: goood, goood

20:15:39 pankkake: oh, right, I saw it earlier

20:16:15 bitcoinpete: words from a winner: http://two-bit-idiot.tumblr.com/post/85919259429/circle-may-have-just-changed-the-game-for-bitcoin

20:16:16 assbot: The Two-Bit Idiot Circle may have just changed the game for Bitcoin wallets...

20:16:19 nubbins`: oh, that reminds me

20:16:31 nubbins`: http://bitbet.us/bet/791/s-mg-above-2x-par-on-october-1st-2014/

20:16:31 assbot: BitBet - S.MG above 2x par on October 1st, 2014 :: 1.18 B (18%) on Yes, 5.54 B (82%) on No | closing in 4 months 2 weeks | weight: 70`081 (100`000 to 1)

20:16:36 nubbins`: still not as juicy as i'd like ;D

20:16:41 thestringpuller: bitcoinpete: is this where you educate the idiot?

20:16:45 bitcoinpete: "A fully-reserved hosted wallet that is insured by third-party underwriters rather than a captive product. And dynamic risk-scoring for users based on how many forms of identity are linked to the system (debit / credit cards, bank accounts, etc.)"

20:16:56 bitcoinpete: quite possibly

20:17:07 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19250 @ 0.00098518 = 18.9647 BTC [-]

20:17:08 thestringpuller: I'm an entrepreneur and former VC who makes the business case for #Bitcoin '

20:17:13 thestringpuller: who the fuck is this guy?

20:17:14 thestringpuller: ~_~

20:17:33 mike_c: nubbins`: advertise! http://www.btcalpha.com/bitbet/791/ad.png

20:17:50 nubbins`: ha, fun

20:18:05 bitcoinpete: "Circle is betting the company on winning the consumer land-grab with this “everything-for-free” model, and Allaire admitted that they were in no rush to monetize the business in the near-term."

20:18:25 bitcoinpete: thestringpuller: basically, he went bust and started writing

20:19:06 thestringpuller: so basically what the WSJ has started becoming?

20:19:12 nubbins`: we are in no rush to make money

20:19:35 nubbins`: we will figure it out later

20:19:59 bitcoinpete: "So there, I’m not a total shrill." << it's shill. fuck.

20:20:23 fluffypony: maybe he meant shrill

20:20:32 fluffypony: and the sentence is "So there, I'm not totally shrill."

20:20:46 fluffypony: and he's referring to his ability as an opera singer

20:20:52 bitcoinpete: so either the "a" shouldn't be there, or the "r"

20:21:21 bitcoinpete: his opera could scarcely we worse than his writing

20:21:31 fluffypony: lol

20:21:34 assbot: Last 2 lines bashed and pending review. ( http://dpaste.com/17EM9QN.txt )

20:21:34 nubbins`: !b 2

20:21:54 asciilifeform: pay 0% now - 100% later. but my supply of sympathy for idiots has run low.

20:22:10 asciilifeform: let them eat... shit.

20:22:46 benkay: "looks like it could be game-changing"

20:23:05 benkay: this is what people say when they don't understand the games, how they're played, or how to change the rules out from underneath the other players.

20:23:39 benkay: "i couldn't see bitcoin coming, so i guess nobody could have seen bitcoin coming, so i guess it's fine for me to say that something could change the game because i can't actually play the game"

20:23:52 nubbins`: "also, i just lost the game"

20:24:10 TheNewDeal: artifexd no need to change your []bot, looks like assbot compliments it well already

20:24:23 benkay: "But it is a calculated move. "

20:24:30 benkay: << how ams even english bro?

20:24:52 fluffypony: so have Circle "exited stealth" or whatever now?

20:25:48 artifexd: TheNewDeal: Ok :(

20:25:58 bitcoinpete: circle has entered unstealth

20:26:12 bitcoinpete: more shit from twobittwit: http://two-bit-idiot.tumblr.com/post/85820112864/a-weird-letter-to-charlie-shrem-fun-post-on-a-travel

20:26:13 assbot: The Two-Bit Idiot A Weird Letter to Charlie Shrem - Fun Post on a Travel Day

20:26:40 bitcoinpete: it's a weird letter from some pseudonymous character to shrem

20:26:56 TheNewDeal: you could put the estimate for 1 BTC bet on yes or no, as if no more bets were wagered

20:26:57 benkay: immabout to ragequit.

20:26:57 bitcoinpete: complete with plenty o yiddish

20:26:58 benkay: stahp

20:27:00 benkay: STAHP

20:28:00 artifexd: Interesting

20:28:18 bitcoinpete: tsouris, tzimmes, quidnucs, and a mention of the Bronx Yeshiva...

20:28:34 bitcoinpete: signed "Marcel Mellish"

20:28:48 bitcoinpete: benkay: never!

20:30:25 thestringpuller: damn hanbot's blog wasn't in mircea's reading list

20:30:26 thestringpuller: lol

20:30:32 thestringpuller: this is good stuff

20:31:32 benkay: all what five entries?

20:31:50 benkay: so is b.a. the destination of choice for the romanian contingent?

20:31:56 pankkake: it's in blogs.bitcoin-assets.com!

20:33:04 thestringpuller: hah

20:33:08 thestringpuller: soon

20:33:21 thestringpuller: b.a. is slowly taking over the bitcoin world ~_~

20:33:35 benkay: i'm certainly trying to get back.

20:34:31 nubbins`: sniffed the seats of the coeds’ bicycles

20:34:33 nubbins`: leel

20:35:53 fluffypony: https://twitter.com/d_seaman/status/467394603000143872

20:35:54 assbot: Nautiluscoin would only be better if /Oprah were its creator... And even then, Brian Kelly is better suited to stabilization crypto role

20:36:26 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.093 = 0.465 BTC [-]

20:36:54 bitcoinpete: http://brian-kelly-jolu.squarespace.com/181/

20:36:55 assbot: Nautiluscoin Brian Kelly Capital

20:37:07 bitcoinpete: "Nautiluscoin is the first digital currency toNautilusCoin Icon have its own central bank. " << woohoo!

20:37:22 bitcoinpete: stupid icon...

20:37:28 pankkake: lolwut

20:37:29 fluffypony: man

20:37:34 fluffypony: Oprah doesn't know what she's missing out on

20:37:38 pankkake: is he trying to beat Bernankoin?

20:38:01 fluffypony: nah, this is a classic pump and dump

20:38:02 bitcoinpete: another doge trying to out-dollar the dollar

20:38:10 fluffypony: there's even a premine

20:38:16 fluffypony: which is for the "stabilisation fund"

20:38:22 nubbins`: wow

20:38:27 fluffypony: ie. "Brian Kelly wants to be rich fund"

20:38:48 moiety: but do they have manuls

20:38:59 thestringpuller: Who the fuck is Brian Kelly?

20:39:00 bitcoinpete: cuz cnbc doesn't pay +30%/yr

20:39:00 nubbins`: ^

20:39:18 fluffypony: thestringpuller: a CNBC contributor

20:39:22 thestringpuller: why the fuck does a cryptocurrency need a central bank?

20:39:33 bitcoinpete: stability! professionalism!


20:39:46 thestringpuller: why the fuck are these people who are supposed to be changing the world just making it worse?

20:39:49 fluffypony: it wears a suit

20:39:54 fluffypony: and has a Mont Blanc pen

20:42:04 bitcoinpete: and charges high fees

20:42:20 fluffypony: only the most professional

20:42:23 fluffypony: $2500 an hour

20:42:24 bitcoinpete: and goes for power lunches

20:42:50 bitcoinpete: 1hr min for leaving a voicemail

20:43:47 fluffypony: lol

20:45:22 fluffypony: and you thought Bitcoin was filled with "businesspeople" who'd never run a business and "journalists" who'd never done any journalism

20:46:36 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2650 @ 0.00098518 = 2.6107 BTC [-]

20:47:49 cazalla: bitcoinpete: given the time it takes to retrieve a voicemail, 1hr min seems reasonable

20:49:02 bitcoinpete: cazalla: i'm never paying you by the hour

20:50:15 fluffypony: lol

20:56:22 bitcoinpete: there's no point pounding seaman even further into obscurity, but i think selkis is the right size of target for a good bashing

20:56:30 bitcoinpete: to the blogmobile!

21:01:04 mod6: http://disneychannel.disney.com/dog-with-a-blog

21:01:05 assbot: Dog With a Blog | Disney Channel

21:01:22 fluffypony: dare I click?

21:01:38 fluffypony: uh

21:01:45 fluffypony: forwarded me to Disney Channel South Africa

21:01:46 fluffypony: :(

21:02:44 mod6: ah weak.

21:03:09 mircea_popescu: !up urh

21:04:17 benkay: surely we can do more here than beat up on rubes.

21:05:18 bitcoinpete: benkay: you call it rube beating, i call it education

21:05:39 mircea_popescu: <BingoBoingo> bitcoinpete: OpenSSL isn't merely bad. It is malicious and defends it's ability to suck against efforts at improvement. << hm.

21:06:05 mircea_popescu: bitcoinpete i got the same, seems a benign enough pumped acct.

21:07:31 bitcoinpete: guess so, now way les chats sont si populaire

21:07:56 bitcoinpete: no way*

21:07:57 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 75222 @ 0.00098287 = 73.9334 BTC [-] {3}

21:08:22 bitcoinpete: theeeere's a big trade

21:08:29 fluffypony: woah

21:08:47 mircea_popescu: bitcoinpete: words from a winner: << their desperation to push that guy into relevancy won't work any better nao than the less haphazard efforts worked before he made himself a laughingstoc

21:09:26 asciilifeform: defends it's ability to suck against efforts at improvement << a steaming pile of shit doesn't really 'resist' efforts to mold bullet from it. it simply is what it is.

21:09:38 mircea_popescu: thestringpuller: who the fuck is this guy? << nobody, really. tried to sell the case for mtgox, got trampled into the dirt.

21:10:58 mircea_popescu: benkay bashed. cause he pretty much has it.

21:11:00 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 10 @ 0.02463337 = 0.2463 BTC [+]

21:11:06 mircea_popescu: "this could be gamechanging" derp.

21:11:44 TheNewDeal: this game could be derpchanging

21:12:14 mircea_popescu: assbot:

21:12:14 mircea_popescu: Nautiluscoin would only be better if /Oprah were its creator... And even then, Brian Kelly is better suited to stabilization crypto role << bwhahaha.

21:12:16 mircea_popescu: these people.

21:12:57 BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: The shit doesn't resist bulletness based on intention, it resists on the nature of its substance.

21:12:59 mircea_popescu: The beat goes on 'n I'm so wrong The beat goes on 'n I'm so wrong The beat goes on 'n I'm so wrong

21:12:59 mircea_popescu: The beat goes on 'n I'm so wrong

21:12:59 mircea_popescu: I may be totally wrong, but I'm a Dancin' fool...

21:13:48 fluffypony: but Oprah would make it perfect!

21:14:10 mircea_popescu: well... she's fat.

21:14:42 fluffypony: yes!

21:14:46 fluffypony: so the coins value would be

21:14:47 fluffypony: fat!

21:15:26 mircea_popescu: you ever watch johnny bravo ?

21:15:27 fluffypony: you wouldn't need to say "to the moon" with it

21:15:31 mircea_popescu: http://www.tv.com/m/shows/johnny-bravo/hip-hop-flop-talk-to-me-baby-blanky-hanky-panky-118137/trivia/

21:15:32 assbot: Johnny Bravo: Hip Hop Flop / Talk To Me, Baby / Blanky Hanky Panky Episode Trivia - TV.com

21:15:32 pankkake: FatAssThief

21:15:37 fluffypony: because she's already large enough to be mistaken for it

21:15:46 mircea_popescu: Johnny: Am I down yet? Heavy C: No, but you're stupid and fat.

21:15:53 fluffypony: lol

21:19:00 mircea_popescu: kakobrekla great vid.

21:19:15 mircea_popescu: i shall include this great learning as part of further refinements of bitbet

21:19:23 mircea_popescu: YOU'RE THE EXPERT

21:19:59 kakobrekla: and i thought the thing cant backfire

21:20:07 fluffypony: so

21:20:20 fluffypony: can assbot please up people in kitten form?

21:20:39 kakobrekla: Yes.

21:21:00 fluffypony: and what about voicing perpendicularity ?

21:21:29 BingoBoingo: !up fluffypony Staph shedding on the sofa!

21:21:37 fluffypony: lol

21:30:44 mike_c: kakobrekla: that video is the funniest thing i have ever seen, no exceptions.

21:31:07 kakobrekla: its so painfully true :)

21:33:22 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 11 @ 0.09310909 = 1.0242 BTC [-] {2}

21:34:23 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 20 @ 0.09160005 = 1.832 BTC [-] {2}

21:42:31 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 10 @ 0.0911001 = 0.911 BTC [-]

21:43:32 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 42 @ 0.09092269 = 3.8188 BTC [-] {6}

21:44:33 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 53 @ 0.08822473 = 4.6759 BTC [-] {6}

21:46:35 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4488 @ 0.00098554 = 4.4231 BTC [+]

21:48:02 kakobrekla: >We understand your concerns and we assure you that Hit Technologies is a legitimate dutch company you can look up in the Danish company registration directory. We do not feel that a forum is an appropriate place to post business numbers or any other information which concern the internal structure of the company. We invite you to contact us directly by e-mail at compliance@hitbtc.com.

21:48:26 kakobrekla: yeah, forum is not a good place to publish public information

21:49:04 fluffypony: "I am convinced that if in general society encouraged kids to take risks and at the same time encouraged them to kill themselves once their risk taking failed we would have much healthier youth (mentally especially), a much better education system, much nicer things, much less debt and pretty much no problems at all."

21:49:09 fluffypony: that was in 2012

21:49:57 fluffypony: rings even more true today

21:57:46 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.09379957 = 0.2814 BTC [+]

22:03:56 kakobrekla: right: http://imgur.com/9vuKl6M

22:03:57 assbot: imgur: the simple image sharer

22:07:03 dignork: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eLXnBYJOwY voting is an arguable way of influencing your reality, but the video is awesome

22:07:03 assbot: VOTEMAN - English subtitles - Banned from DK television - YouTube

22:10:59 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [MS] 200 @ 0.00134672 = 0.2693 BTC [+] {2}

22:11:06 BingoBoingo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNEhkSyvhyA

22:11:06 assbot: - YouTube

22:12:10 thestringpuller: so BingoBoingo? no game this summer

22:12:23 BingoBoingo: thestringpuller: Maybe late summer.

22:12:41 BingoBoingo: But not optimistic about this summer

22:14:12 thestringpuller: :( you'll make it

22:22:54 kakobrekla: https://twitter.com/mushenska/status/467302576162365440

22:22:55 assbot: Worst children's play area, EVER. http://t.co/3D5uzmAOiq

22:37:26 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 4 @ 0.0394998 = 0.158 BTC [+]

22:39:27 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.42531643 = 0.8506 BTC [-] {2}

22:40:28 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.42531156 = 0.8506 BTC [-] {2}

22:53:41 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23552 @ 0.00098083 = 23.1005 BTC [-] {2}

22:59:47 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 19 @ 0.03138902 = 0.5964 BTC [-] {2}

23:01:49 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.0921999 = 0.3688 BTC [-]

23:05:53 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 4 @ 0.0394998 = 0.158 BTC [+]

23:19:06 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.45893724 = 0.9179 BTC [+] {2}

23:20:07 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.45906924 BTC [+]

23:20:08 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 20 @ 0.00610009 = 0.122 BTC [-] {3}

23:26:13 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 52 @ 0.09312206 = 4.8423 BTC [+] {6}

23:27:14 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 6 @ 0.08851679 = 0.5311 BTC [-] {2}

23:53:40 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4833 @ 0.00098005 = 4.7366 BTC [-]