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00:02:49 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16512 @ 0.0009832 = 16.2346 BTC [+]

00:10:57 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3600 @ 0.00098961 = 3.5626 BTC [+]

00:14:00 assbot: [MPEX] [S.BBET] 9300 @ 0.00051499 = 4.7894 BTC [+]

00:25:11 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1400 @ 0.00098887 = 1.3844 BTC [-]

00:33:19 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 21 @ 0.0060962 = 0.128 BTC [-] {4}

00:34:20 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 39 @ 0.00588448 = 0.2295 BTC [-] {4}

00:40:26 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7308 @ 0.00098961 = 7.2321 BTC [+]

00:45:31 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 1437 @ 0.0001194 = 0.1716 BTC [+] {3}

00:46:32 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 38500 @ 0.00098994 = 38.1127 BTC [+] {2}

00:53:39 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 6 @ 0.04142 = 0.2485 BTC [+]

01:19:04 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 2 @ 0.0921755 = 0.1844 BTC [-]

01:25:10 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 2 @ 0.09216103 = 0.1843 BTC [-] {2}

01:27:12 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 2 @ 0.0924999 = 0.185 BTC [+]

01:28:14 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 2 @ 0.0925 = 0.185 BTC [+]

01:34:19 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13550 @ 0.00099278 = 13.4522 BTC [+]

01:40:25 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23050 @ 0.0009933 = 22.8956 BTC [+]

02:00:57 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 5 @ 0.02460027 = 0.123 BTC [-]

02:03:57 decimation: http://theden.tv/2014/05/16/comment-or-no-comment-from-obama/ "The possibility that G8 nations and other middle-to-large-sized economies are taking steps to drop the dollar is important. Do we get a comment from Obama? No."

02:04:00 assbot: Comment or No Comment from Obama? | Theden | Thedening the West

02:04:05 decimation: "NFL spends the 249th draft pick in the NFL draft on an openly gay man. Sports fans roll their eyes at the focus on Michael Sam. Do we get a comment from Obama? Yes!"

02:04:41 decimation: "Obama?s general commentary resembles a gelded, browbeaten husband, where he decides to comment on the dumbest or least important thing and remains mute on stuff that matters. "

02:05:09 decimation: That's gold Jerry! Gold!

02:08:25 decimation: This is the well-known bike shed effect http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parkinson%27s_law_of_triviality ... The fact that the President is reduced to commenting on trivia indicates his subserviant status in the USG/media power structure.

02:08:25 assbot: Parkinson's law of triviality - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

02:11:07 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13100 @ 0.0009933 = 13.0122 BTC [+] {2}

02:15:11 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13700 @ 0.00099278 = 13.6011 BTC [-]

02:36:32 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 20 @ 0.02460022 = 0.492 BTC [-] {2}

03:07:02 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 7 @ 0.45997073 = 3.2198 BTC [+] {5}

03:07:31 bitcoinpete: http://bitcoinpete.com/2014/05/16/who-sucks-more-circle-or-twobitidiot/

03:07:32 assbot: Who Sucks More, Circle or TwoBitIdiot? | When Bitcoin Met Pete

03:08:03 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.45995866 BTC [-]

03:11:06 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13250 @ 0.00099336 = 13.162 BTC [+]

03:13:08 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.46 BTC [+]

03:14:09 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.46 BTC [+]

03:17:12 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26216 @ 0.00099339 = 26.0427 BTC [+] {2}

03:18:13 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.46 BTC [+]

03:19:14 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.46 BTC [+]

03:24:20 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.46 BTC [+]

03:24:21 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 16 @ 0.03911437 = 0.6258 BTC [-] {4}

03:28:24 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.46 BTC [+]

03:29:25 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 13 @ 0.4775073 = 6.2076 BTC [+] {4}

03:50:46 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 8 @ 0.0900014 = 0.72 BTC [-]

03:50:47 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9250 @ 0.00099278 = 9.1832 BTC [-]

03:57:53 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 8 @ 0.09299989 = 0.744 BTC [+]

03:59:55 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 13 @ 0.04182752 = 0.5438 BTC [+] {2}

04:05:00 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.0900693 = 0.4503 BTC [-]

04:08:03 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 8 @ 0.0246001 = 0.1968 BTC [+]

04:10:05 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 4 @ 0.0409999 = 0.164 BTC [-]

04:12:07 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 1157 @ 0.00012109 = 0.1401 BTC [+]

04:30:25 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 2000 @ 0.0001185 = 0.237 BTC [-] {3}

04:30:40 benkay: ;;later tell bitcoinpete selkis fabricated the gox docs wholesale?

04:30:40 gribble: The operation succeeded.

04:34:35 benkay: Vexual!

04:36:31 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 46189 @ 0.00098982 = 45.7188 BTC [-] {5}

04:37:06 BingoBoingo: http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2014/05/140515163739.htm

04:37:07 assbot: New algorithm shakes up cryptography -- ScienceDaily

04:37:22 BingoBoingo: !up Vexual

04:37:49 BingoBoingo: !up Vexual

04:37:59 Vexual: Ty:)

04:38:13 Vexual: Howzit?

04:39:10 Vexual: I just read a deliciously accessible blog post by mp

04:39:29 BingoBoingo: Not bad

04:39:54 BingoBoingo: Popular choices for the group G in discrete logarithm cryptography are the cyclic groups (Zp)? (e.g. ElGamal encryption, Diffie?Hellman key exchange, and the Digital Signature Algorithm) and cyclic subgroups of elliptic curves over finite fields (see elliptic curve cryptography).

04:40:26 benkay: !up Vexual

04:40:32 benkay: !up benkay

04:40:47 Vexual: Thankyou ben10

04:40:55 benkay: my pressure

04:41:05 Vexual: Much love

04:41:06 benkay: where've you been?

04:41:15 Vexual: Rehav

04:41:50 Vexual: Capiche?

04:42:31 benkay: sounds like fun

04:42:40 Vexual: Not eveb

04:42:54 Vexual: But we proceed

04:43:39 Vexual: What are you working on my young friend?

04:45:19 benkay: well my boys and i built an app cannon and now i need more targets to point it at

04:45:50 benkay: i'm actually fucking *thrilled* with the thing.

04:46:14 Vexual: I plan to get in the wot and start a sidechan with atc twoup so my legacy extends beyond making kakos whispy pubes blow in the wind

04:46:41 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 68 @ 0.004199 = 0.2855 BTC [+]

04:46:55 Vexual: Wots an app cannon?

04:46:57 benkay: sounds like quote the blow job

04:47:00 benkay: quite

04:47:11 benkay: "quoth the blowjob"

04:47:14 benkay: "arglebargle"

04:48:11 benkay: well first i find someone with a problem, then they write me a check or send me some coins, then i point the cannon at their problem and after about three weeks to three months and some swearing they have some technology that makes their life better or business move slightly more quickly.

04:48:47 Vexual: You and I showed

04:49:09 Vexual: *should team up

04:49:26 Vexual: Fucking tuch screen

04:49:38 benkay: oh you wanna touch my screen nao?

04:49:53 Vexual: Is this gay?

04:50:54 benkay: i mean i know i'm a whore but you gotta pony up with the retainer first

04:52:13 Vexual: Well ive gotta appear businesses like if I wot

04:52:24 BingoBoingo: Oic Benkay is one of those fancy whores

04:52:29 artifexd: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/612530753/gitchain <- decentralize ALL the things. even things already decentralized.

04:52:30 assbot: Gitchain by Yurii Rashkovskii — Kickstarter

04:55:48 benkay: you don't really want to get in bed with the cheap whores anyways, BingoBoingo they wouldn't treat your twisted scrote well.

04:56:22 BingoBoingo: Yeah. Well, it isn't twisted atm. The impending surgery is to prevent it from happening again.

04:56:48 benkay: is it unsore now?

04:56:53 benkay: oh hey who is this yuri guy?

04:57:47 benkay: http://bex.io/

04:57:48 assbot: Bex || Own your own Bitcoin Exchange

04:57:48 BingoBoingo: No idea who yuri is, but there's other skin issues around that area. I think MP's right. Once I heal up I need to class up my taste in whores.

05:00:01 BingoBoingo: !up Vexual

05:01:59 Vexual: Thanks all my shit is borked

05:02:23 benkay: and why does this yuri asshole need 10k to do this?

05:03:42 benkay: how does anyone who's been a cto or a senior engineer of any quality not have the ten grand to throw at a good idea themselves?

05:03:58 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23900 @ 0.00098167 = 23.4619 BTC [-] {2}

05:05:40 benkay: !up Vexual

05:05:44 benkay: !up AndChat|198900

05:05:59 benkay: Vexual you gotta fix dis sitchumacation

05:06:06 benkay: gpg or gtfo

05:06:19 benkay: !up Vexual

05:06:26 benkay: <benkay> Vexual you gotta fix dis sitchumacation [01:06]

05:06:26 benkay:

05:06:32 benkay: wattt

05:06:41 benkay: !up Vexual

05:06:54 benkay: !up Vexual

05:07:19 Vexual: I got back and found powerhead abuse to phillips head platters

05:08:13 Vexual: The other way

05:09:01 Vexual: At least use loctite

05:11:30 Vexual: Theres nothing to look at

05:12:52 assbot: Last 4 lines bashed and pending review. ( http://dpaste.com/1BMBVYE.txt )

05:12:52 benkay: !b 4

05:12:54 benkay: you're a joy, sir.

05:13:05 Vexual: Fuck you

05:13:21 benkay: methheads tried to unbolt your hard drive?

05:13:22 Vexual: :)

05:13:42 Vexual: Wernt no metheads

05:13:57 benkay: "powerhead" -> coke?

05:14:01 benkay: powderhead?

05:14:26 Vexual: Powerdrive-typo

05:14:47 kakobrekla: BingoBoingo i dont think bex actually sold a single instance ? and they have been around for a while

05:15:05 kakobrekla: anyway the whole concept is fail

05:15:39 Vexual: Anyways visual inspection of your shit is a thing

05:16:53 benkay: who was it?

05:17:45 Vexual: Dunno. Might have been me.

05:22:34 BingoBoingo: !up Vexual

05:24:31 Vexual: Whats bex?

05:25:56 BingoBoingo: Vexual: Apparently it is an exhcange fot trading exchanges

05:26:22 Vexual: U wot? Really?

05:26:39 Vexual: Link?

05:28:56 Vexual: 3 letter things are inherently difficult to google

05:30:22 BingoBoingo: ;;google wot

05:30:22 gribble: World of Tanks — Free Online Game: http://worldoftanks.com/; Safe Browsing Tool | WOT (Web of Trust): http://www.mywot.com/; Download the WOT add-on | WOT (Web of Trust): http://www.mywot.com/en/download

05:30:32 Vexual: Autocomplete

05:30:41 BingoBoingo: ;;google site:bitcoin-otc wot

05:30:42 gribble: No matches found.

05:30:57 BingoBoingo: ;;google bitcoin-otc web of trust

05:30:58 gribble: #bitcoin-otc web of trust: http://bitcoin-otc.com/trust.php; #bitcoin-otc: http://bitcoin-otc.com/; #bitcoin-otc web of trust data: http://bitcoin-otc.com/viewratings.php

05:30:59 Vexual: Im asking about bex

05:31:03 BingoBoingo: Ah

05:31:10 BingoBoingo: That's a good question

05:33:54 benkay: bex.io

05:33:57 benkay: !up Vexual

05:39:21 BingoBoingo: !up Vexual

05:39:43 Vexual: Ty

05:39:56 benkay: !up Vexual

05:39:57 Vexual: Fucking parole

05:40:17 benkay: piss tests?

05:40:22 Vexual: Two weeks im allowed a computer

05:40:46 benkay: total?

05:40:58 Vexual: Im not on parole.

05:41:13 benkay: ...

05:41:32 benkay: <Vexual> Fucking parole << what does this mean then

05:42:18 Vexual: Im going to jail like bb is.

05:42:43 benkay: wotcher do?

05:42:51 Vexual: Nothing

05:43:22 BingoBoingo: Fucking 5-0 hating on decent people for doing nothing

05:44:34 Vexual: Lol

05:45:19 Vexual: I got my book back.

05:45:39 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 50 @ 0.00422664 = 0.2113 BTC [+]

05:47:18 Vexual: Went all george

05:50:44 Vexual: You know when you know someone well enough to lend them something but not well enough to ask that it be returned?

05:51:45 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 35279 @ 0.00098099 = 34.6083 BTC [-]

05:56:44 cgcardona: ;;ticker

05:56:45 gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 447.61, Best ask: 448.87, Bid-ask spread: 1.26000, Last trade: 447.61, 24 hour volume: 4019.07082484, 24 hour low: 445.01, 24 hour high: 452.41, 24 hour vwap: 448.580478107

06:00:27 punkman: https://twitter.com/DEVOPS_BORAT/status/41587168870797312

06:00:28 assbot: To make error is human. To propagate error to all server in automatic way is #devops

06:03:57 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 2208 @ 0.0001183 = 0.2612 BTC [-] {5}

06:03:58 Vexual: Nice

06:05:59 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 1767 @ 0.00011792 = 0.2084 BTC [+] {5}

06:10:39 kakobrekla: asciilifeform heres an explanation: >>Gavin Andresen was the crowd-pleaser of the evening, as he disguised himself to accept the award for best Visionary Academic Paper on Satoshi Nakamoto’s behalf, garnering laughs from the audience. Check out his get up!

06:10:46 kakobrekla: http://media.coindesk.com/2014/05/DSC_3066.jpg

06:19:12 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.4784 = 0.9568 BTC [+] {2}

06:20:13 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 40 @ 0.00420981 = 0.1684 BTC [-]

06:21:05 benkay: that getup is so cheap it looks broke

06:21:14 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 1463 @ 0.0001169 = 0.171 BTC [-] {6}

06:24:53 punkman: http://www.wral.com/lawn-care-error-kills-most-of-ohio-college-s-grass/13650157/

06:24:55 assbot: Lawn care error kills most of Ohio college's grass :: WRAL.com

06:27:20 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 200 @ 0.00419054 = 0.8381 BTC [-] {4}

06:28:21 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 13 @ 0.09299999 = 1.209 BTC [+] {4}

06:28:22 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.43884653 BTC [-]

06:29:22 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 6 @ 0.0937999 = 0.5628 BTC [+]

06:30:23 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 50 @ 0.005818 = 0.2909 BTC [-] {2}

06:31:24 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 2 @ 0.0938 = 0.1876 BTC [+]

06:33:26 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 3 @ 0.04189979 = 0.1257 BTC [+]

06:34:27 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 26 @ 0.005775 = 0.1502 BTC [-]

06:38:31 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 2 @ 0.0938 = 0.1876 BTC [+]

06:40:49 moiety: morning!

06:41:32 bounce: http://hal.inria.fr/hal-00835446 v1 june, v2 november. now on eurocrypt 2014.

06:41:34 assbot: HAL - INRIA :: [hal-00835446, version 2] A heuristic quasi-polynomial algorithm for discrete logarithm in finite fields of small characteristic

06:43:18 benkay: *shoom*

06:43:20 benkay: right over my head

06:43:24 benkay: good night moiety

06:44:24 moiety: night benkay :] sleep well

06:45:38 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19850 @ 0.00098054 = 19.4637 BTC [-] {2}

06:58:51 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 3 @ 0.04189977 = 0.1257 BTC [+]

07:35:31 bitcoinpete: ;;later tell benkay http://www.scribd.com/doc/209050732/MtGox-Situation-Crisis-Strategy-Draft

07:35:32 assbot: MtGox Situation: Crisis Strategy Draft

07:35:32 gribble: The operation succeeded.

07:35:42 bitcoinpete: "The reality is that MtGox can go bankrupt at any moment, and certainly deserves to as a company. However, with Bitcoin/crypto just recently gaining acceptance in the public eye, the likely damage in public perception to this class of technology could put it back 5~10 years, and cause governments to react swiftly and harshly. At the risk of appearing hyperbolic, this could be the end of Bitcoin, at least for most of the public."

07:36:57 bitcoinpete: there's absolutely no way on earth that gox/karpeles wrote this nonsense. selkis (or perhaps is "galt") has never demonstrated anything

07:37:21 bitcoinpete: http://finance.fortune.cnn.com/2014/02/26/bitcoin-blogger-mt-gox-leak/

07:37:22 assbot: Bitcoin blogger explains Mt. Gox leak - The Term Sheet: Fortune's deals blogTerm Sheet

07:38:05 bitcoinpete: "[selkis'] source literally messaged with Karpeles while we were going through the document, who confirmed the numbers and said that the document was "probably authentic.""

07:38:16 bitcoinpete: good grief charlie brown

07:38:32 bitcoinpete: how much brain leaking is possible before the tank runs dry

07:39:10 bitcoinpete: he's called "galt" here: http://www.coindesk.com/mt-gox-loses-340-million-bitcoin-rumoured-insolvent/

07:39:11 assbot: Mt. Gox Allegedly Loses $350m in Bitcoin (744,400 BTC), Rumoured to be Insolvent

07:39:22 bitcoinpete: anyhoo, i'm off to bed

07:40:32 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 33967 @ 0.00097967 = 33.2765 BTC [-] {3}

07:55:47 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 8 @ 0.0938625 = 0.7509 BTC [+] {2}

08:06:58 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13050 @ 0.0009748 = 12.7211 BTC [-]

08:13:04 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SF1] 1000 @ 0.00086634 = 0.8663 BTC [+] {5}

08:19:44 BingoBoingo: http://www.coindesk.com/46k-spent-mining-hardware-happened-next/

08:19:46 assbot: $46K Spent on Mining Hardware: What Happened Next?

08:21:12 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 5000 @ 0.00011993 = 0.5997 BTC [+] {6}

08:22:13 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 5000 @ 0.00012263 = 0.6132 BTC [+] {7}

08:22:14 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 5 @ 0.025 = 0.125 BTC [+]

08:23:14 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 3500 @ 0.0001846 = 0.6461 BTC [+]

08:24:15 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23764 @ 0.00097993 = 23.2871 BTC [+]

08:25:16 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 1973 @ 0.00018958 = 0.374 BTC [+] {5}

08:29:20 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 23 @ 0.09116198 = 2.0967 BTC [-] {4}

08:30:21 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 7 @ 0.04043178 = 0.283 BTC [-] {2}

08:31:23 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 9 @ 0.09116194 = 0.8205 BTC [-]

08:32:23 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 2000 @ 0.00011601 = 0.232 BTC [-] {3}

08:33:44 fluffypony: "No genius is needed to predict whether these rigs (or any other in this list for that matter) will ever give a return on investment – the bitcoin price would have to significantly increase or difficulty would have to stabilise for that to happen."

08:33:53 fluffypony: BingoBoingo: the problem is that he's measuring profitability in fiat terms

08:34:02 fluffypony: mining can be profitable from that perspectiv

08:34:16 fluffypony: but if he'd just bought and held 46k worth of BTC...well....

08:34:25 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 2 @ 0.09116194 = 0.1823 BTC [-]

08:34:27 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3700 @ 0.00097478 = 3.6067 BTC [-] {2}

08:38:29 assbot: [MPEX] [S.BBET] 8000 @ 0.0005 = 4 BTC [-]

08:42:02 fluffypony: so I received my iQi Mobile wireless charging kit for our iPhones

08:42:26 fluffypony: it's this little charging pad that has a ribbon cable that you plug in, and the charging pad sits on the back of the phone between the case and phone

08:43:32 fluffypony: cons: thicker than expected, it's definitely creating tension on my wooden case and will probably snap it. Ribbon cable is not sturdy. Qi charging puck is small, so it's a little fiddly wrt where you put the phone on the charging puck (has to be quite centered).

08:44:12 fluffypony: pros: well, you know, dat wireless charging. Also, we now have charging pucks scattered throughout the house and in the car (non-slip ring on the back helps it stay in place on the dashboard) so it's quite handy

08:46:43 kakobrekla: hipster

08:47:02 fluffypony: heh heh

08:52:26 mircea_popescu: !jd mpif

08:52:26 assbot: Current MPIF account balance on Just-Dice: 165.76818526 BTC; +1.11583345 BTC (+0.6777%) since last check 2d 9h 9m 14s ago.

08:52:31 mircea_popescu: ha!

08:53:37 fluffypony: oh when did that increase

08:53:54 mircea_popescu: erryday

08:54:07 mircea_popescu: curious if mpif makes 5 btc this month.

08:54:44 mircea_popescu: lol danielpbarron how many of these fraudsters pics have you made so far ? https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bn0dwhwCYAACIRI.jpg

08:56:41 fluffypony: time to buy moar mpif

08:59:42 *: fluffypony pokes jurov

09:01:30 BingoBoingo: fluffypony: But do you know how ALL s.mpif pc's are doing?

09:02:33 mircea_popescu: moreover, 5btc would be roughly 1%

09:02:37 fluffypony: I have a reasonably vague idea based on what's been discussed here

09:04:29 mircea_popescu: https://twitter.com/Mircea_Popescu/status/467591407180734464

09:04:30 assbot: Back before the "civil rights" movement, airplanes flew with the door to the pilots' space open. There are advantages to #racism

09:04:38 mircea_popescu: this should keep twitter happy for the weekend...

09:07:24 mircea_popescu: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BnysRY-IEAEdyhC.png

09:08:11 mircea_popescu: remarkable how little exposure to the stock market europe has.

09:12:02 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7066 @ 0.00097758 = 6.9076 BTC [+] {2}

09:13:03 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 271 @ 0.00098099 = 0.2658 BTC [+]

09:21:11 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 101 @ 0.09116194 = 9.2074 BTC [+]

09:22:41 *: jurov makes eyes at fluffy

09:23:08 fluffypony: jurov: plz to credit deposit

09:23:13 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 2 @ 0.09116194 = 0.1823 BTC [+]

09:26:16 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 27304 @ 0.00098356 = 26.8551 BTC [+] {2}

09:29:55 jurov: yes, i know... but looks it needs to be moved to mpex

09:30:40 fluffypony: ah ok

09:30:43 fluffypony: bbiab

09:31:21 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 17 @ 0.03098329 = 0.5267 BTC [-] {4}

09:31:42 jurov: credited anyway

09:42:32 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12750 @ 0.00097323 = 12.4087 BTC [-] {2}

09:47:29 jurov: ;;bc,stats

09:47:31 gribble: Current Blocks: 301195 | Current Difficulty: 8.8534163091278E9 | Next Difficulty At Block: 302399 | Next Difficulty In: 1204 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 6 days, 17 hours, 25 minutes, and 48 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 10397606518.8 | Estimated Percent Change: 17.44174

09:47:50 jurov: .d

09:50:40 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SF1] 160 @ 0.0008362 = 0.1338 BTC [-]

09:54:44 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 20 @ 0.02535657 = 0.5071 BTC [+]

10:14:03 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 20 @ 0.02535657 = 0.5071 BTC [+]

10:34:23 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8479 @ 0.00098049 = 8.3136 BTC [+]

10:40:29 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 49661 @ 0.00098512 = 48.922 BTC [+] {3}

10:41:30 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 23 @ 0.09116194 = 2.0967 BTC [+]

10:53:42 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 53 @ 0.03903773 = 2.069 BTC [-] {4}

11:13:01 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 5 @ 0.03101562 = 0.1551 BTC [+]

11:14:02 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 5 @ 0.03101562 = 0.1551 BTC [+] {4}

11:15:04 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 22 @ 0.02494943 = 0.5489 BTC [-] {4}

11:16:04 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 33 @ 0.02491673 = 0.8223 BTC [-] {8}

11:17:05 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 10 @ 0.09116194 = 0.9116 BTC [+] {2}

11:17:06 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 11 @ 0.0313998 = 0.3454 BTC [+]

11:24:35 fluffypony: ;;later tell bitcoinpete I have an old Thinkpad at home...I'm thinking of putting a Bitcoin wallet on it and telling people that my cold storage "leverages military-grade hardware"

11:24:35 gribble: The operation succeeded.

11:26:21 BingoBoingo: fluffypony: Depending on the old Thinkpad, aerospace grade hardware is a possibility

11:26:28 fluffypony: nice

11:26:39 fluffypony: "Store your Bitcoins like NASA does"

11:27:02 fluffypony: I wonder what keyboard the US military purchase, maybe I can buy one of those and say say that our architecture is designed on "military grade hardware"

11:33:26 fluffypony: at least WhatsApp have a monetisation model: first year free, $1/year thereafter

11:34:03 fluffypony: 465 million monthly active users and 330 million daily users, and I know a lot of the South African youth have already paid their subscription fee from their prepaid airtime

11:37:47 fluffypony: oh well, log catchup time: http://i.imgur.com/jCpZOWn.jpg

11:40:29 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.09116194 = 0.2735 BTC [+]

11:49:37 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17421 @ 0.00098328 = 17.1297 BTC [-]

11:50:38 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12779 @ 0.00098243 = 12.5545 BTC [-]

11:52:20 mircea_popescu: fluffypony epic

11:52:41 fluffypony: which bit?

11:52:48 mircea_popescu: the breakfast.

11:52:54 fluffypony: oh yes

11:53:07 fluffypony: I think it's how I'm going to do all log catch-up sessions from now on

11:55:09 mircea_popescu: not a bad plan

11:57:51 fluffypony: Gavin Andresen dressing up as a mad scientist to accept an award on Satoshi Nakamoto's behalf is such an odd decision

12:00:59 mircea_popescu: odd doesn't begin to cover it.

12:01:04 punkman: *dressing up as a homeless lab assistant

12:01:13 mircea_popescu: they must be putting something in their water over there.

12:01:33 punkman: now this is a costume: http://vimeo.com/68526275

12:01:33 assbot: Webstock '13: Jason Scott - Wanted: dead or alive on Vimeo

12:01:51 fluffypony: I suspect that it might be quite distasteful to the individual(s) concerned

12:02:55 mircea_popescu: ;;later tell decimation what would you have him say ?

12:02:56 gribble: The operation succeeded.

12:03:07 fluffypony: http://shubh.am/how-i-bypassed-2-factor-authentication-on-google-yahoo-linkedin-and-many-others/

12:03:07 assbot: How I bypassed 2-Factor-Authentication on Google, Facebook, Yahoo, LinkedIn, and many others.

12:03:51 mircea_popescu: Vexual: I just read a deliciously accessible blog post by mp << i apologize humbly, humbly, deeply, and sincerely about the fork.

12:05:33 mircea_popescu: "Researchers at the Laboratoire Lorrain de Recherches en Informatique et ses Applications (CNRS/Universit? de Lorraine/Inria) and the Laboratoire d'Informatique de Paris 6 (CNRS/UPMC) have solved one aspect of the discrete logarithm problem." << dude gtfo, french crypto ?!

12:05:35 mircea_popescu: the indignity.

12:06:12 BingoBoingo: Yeah, looks like some of the elliptic curve stuff is going to be endangered

12:07:03 BingoBoingo: If anyone is using El Gamal still, yesterday would have been a great time to stop

12:07:13 mircea_popescu: what's the score here, i didn't like ec stuff, never gave a reason, scheneier loved it, gave a lot of mumbo jumbo reasons ?

12:08:01 BingoBoingo: Schneier's quite far behind

12:08:55 bounce: the fount of all wisdom named slashdot has it that it's not much of a problem for dsa and such... yet. quite a while off for trouble to start, in fact.

12:08:56 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 2 @ 0.09116194 = 0.1823 BTC [+]

12:09:07 mircea_popescu: i thot he's the authority on all matters cryptonomical.

12:09:13 mircea_popescu: bounce sure.

12:09:36 mircea_popescu: fiat is in the same situation re bitcoin.

12:09:43 BingoBoingo: So... When does bitcoin get RSA key'd addresses?

12:09:56 BingoBoingo: Do we ping the conformal team?

12:10:12 mircea_popescu: punkman http://bex.io/ lol

12:10:12 assbot: Bex || Own your own Bitcoin Exchange

12:10:34 bounce: this result is "for fields with small characteristic", which is a while away from those with large prime characteristic, as typically used with crypto.

12:10:55 mircea_popescu: benkay: how does anyone who's been a cto or a senior engineer of any quality not have the ten grand to throw at a good idea themselves? << shut up you don't understand the redditard. he COULD HAVE BEEN a cto. which is just the same OKAY ?

12:10:58 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16200 @ 0.00098219 = 15.9115 BTC [-] {2}

12:10:58 mircea_popescu: fucking racist woman hater.

12:11:25 bounce: hater of racist womanses?

12:12:07 mircea_popescu: stop oppressing me

12:12:28 fluffypony: he's groping you

12:12:31 bounce: I'll drop a tree on you, for hugging

12:12:31 fluffypony: virtual groping over IRC

12:12:34 mircea_popescu: kakobrekla we need to put a TW: stuff in the chan topic.

12:14:21 mircea_popescu: also, next conference i'm going to have the mpex awards. working list :

12:14:28 mircea_popescu: most best colored santa claus

12:14:39 mircea_popescu: guy on tallest pogo stick

12:15:14 mircea_popescu: best mining rig constructed out of the largest number of distinct parts.

12:15:22 mircea_popescu: taking further suggestions.

12:15:41 BingoBoingo: Most offtopic journalist

12:15:49 mircea_popescu: no that's serious.

12:16:00 mircea_popescu: male journalist best tits award.

12:16:02 fluffypony: most homoerotic self-styled journalist

12:16:26 mircea_popescu: maybe a woman with generous DD teats dons a moustache or something

12:16:34 mircea_popescu: to disguise herself as a man journalist

12:17:01 mircea_popescu: also, should there be a "best mime" ? or do we just invite a bunch of us vcs and call it good ?

12:17:07 fluffypony: best use of "amazing" in a bash

12:17:07 assbot: AMAZING COMPANY!

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12:17:28 fluffypony: !b 2

12:17:31 fluffypony: I'm aiming to win.

12:17:40 fluffypony: first mover advantage and all that

12:18:02 mircea_popescu: lol

12:20:15 fluffypony: we could do "Best Blockchain.info" and give it to assbot

12:20:24 punkman: http://cyberneticzoo.com/mazesolvers/1952-%E2%80%93-theseus-maze-solving-mouse-%E2%80%93-claude-shannon-american/

12:20:25 assbot: 1952 "Theseus" Maze-Solving Mouse Claude Shannon (American) - cyberneticzoo.com

12:22:55 fluffypony: is there a recommended resource for learning how currency markets react to large moves? I have little knowledge in this, but I'm interested in figuring out how corrections happen when large bids or asks are placed and bought/sold into

12:23:48 mircea_popescu: not like there's a standard reaction.

12:24:49 fluffypony: that's what I thought, but I see a lot of conversations with statements of fact about it - "the whale is buying XX worth, the market's going to move up in response!" etc. etc.

12:25:45 fluffypony: ;;8ball will the market move up in response to a large buy?

12:25:45 gribble: The answer is certainly yes.

12:25:53 fluffypony: well there you go, that's how they're doing it

12:28:02 mircea_popescu: http://fraudsters.com/2014/soft-pre-announcement-of-awards-at-stealth-third-bitcoin-conference-of-any-import/

12:28:04 assbot: Soft pre-announcement of awards at stealth third Bitcoin conference of any import pe fraudsters - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.

12:28:39 mircea_popescu: fluffypony i think you have to bear in mind that definite statements made by poor people reflect their hopes, and no facts whatsoever.

12:29:02 mircea_popescu: like when average holesinpants tells you they'll "definitely pay up" by "the end of the week"

12:29:18 mircea_popescu: little argument can there be had as to whether his intention is genuine : it is.

12:29:30 mircea_popescu: even less argument can be had as to whether you're seeing any payment.

12:30:46 fluffypony: lol

12:37:33 fluffypony: ah ahhahah ahaha ah aha

12:37:33 fluffypony: http://www.global-bitcoin-alliance.org/local-Organizations

12:37:33 assbot: GBA | Home Page

12:37:44 fluffypony: apparently there's an alternative to the Foundation

12:38:35 fluffypony: "Yeah, Global Bitcoin Alliance is great stuff. Elections behind closed doors into which you need to buy in by paying 1 BTC, resulting in 5 people declaring a guy 'general secretary' who bullshitted everybody by claiming a facebook group he had just clicked together was an incorporated national organisation. He is even using a fake name (which he did before and which resulted in the German Pirate Party having real legal problems after he was

12:38:36 fluffypony: kicked out as he had signed official papers using his fake name)"

12:39:29 punkman: here's another one of those, http://info.datauthority.org/wordpress/founding-members/

12:39:30 assbot: Members | DATA

12:40:10 mircea_popescu: mpex deposits flushed

12:40:37 mircea_popescu: lol

12:40:53 mircea_popescu: i guess next year we get "make your own bitcoin foundation" websites.

12:42:53 fluffypony: hah hah

12:43:12 fluffypony: so next year's MPEX awards maybe we can have "Biggest and Most Foundationary Foundation"

12:44:30 punkman: fluffypony: you could win "third best log line contributor"

12:44:44 punkman: (since first and second place will be taken)

12:44:55 fluffypony: awesome

12:45:00 punkman: http://stats.bitcoin-assets.com/

12:45:00 assbot: #bitcoin-assets stats

12:45:01 fluffypony: I vote for that award, then

12:45:06 punkman: oh hey you are 3rd

12:45:09 punkman: in last 30 days

12:45:11 mircea_popescu: lol

12:45:25 mircea_popescu: we gotta make an award for ryan asskiss.

12:45:51 mircea_popescu: "Least anything nobody award" ?

12:46:38 fluffypony: jurov: feature request - please can the order total when creating a new order include fees so I don't have to guess / calculate them myself

12:47:24 fluffypony: mircea_popescu: he can get "Best Use of a Permanent Marker"

12:47:34 assbot: [MPEX] [FN] [F.MPIF] 18300 @ 0.00021725 = 3.9757 BTC [+]

12:47:35 fluffypony: finally

12:51:42 BingoBoingo: What about most ridiculous hardware running a full node. I imagine someone submitting an orphanage could win that.

12:52:16 punkman: kids being the hardware?

12:52:31 BingoBoingo: punkman: Kids being part of the hardware.

12:52:45 BingoBoingo: verifying transactions by hand, etc

12:53:07 fluffypony: with abucuses

12:53:09 fluffypony: gah

12:53:10 punkman: can it be done on a difference engine, I wonder

12:53:32 fluffypony: abaci apparently

12:53:41 fluffypony: or abacuses

12:56:41 fluffypony: this is how I imagine Vexual's youth: http://i.imgur.com/ps3QBw7.jpg

12:58:00 BingoBoingo: http://www.fema.gov/media-library-data/d0a613bfe5950657a159700a4765b727/FEMA_FS_spaceweather_508.pdf

12:58:55 BingoBoingo: Solar flares apparently affect toilets?

13:01:39 mircea_popescu: abuttuses ?

13:01:47 mircea_popescu: like, the Brock Pierce memorial orphanage ?

13:02:22 BingoBoingo: !b2

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13:02:29 BingoBoingo: !b 3

13:09:39 fluffypony: you know what's fascinating is how this sub-culture has developed around altcoins

13:09:46 fluffypony: for eg.

13:09:59 fluffypony: http://i.imgur.com/nBPCdkV.png

13:10:20 fluffypony: selling services to coin "creators"

13:11:01 mircea_popescu: not really amazing, is it ?

13:11:01 assbot: AMAZING COMPANY!

13:11:14 mircea_popescu: people trying to cope by bringing their "skills" into the new world.

13:11:27 mircea_popescu: the vc circus is trying to turn bitcoin into "bitcoin", for their peace of mind

13:11:31 fluffypony: yeah

13:11:44 fluffypony: there's a really low barrier to entry with this

13:11:51 mircea_popescu: now they're part of "it". course the "it" they're part of is just the same thing they were part of before : a bunch of famished geeks dressing up for old lemons' pleasure

13:11:53 mircea_popescu: a la gavin

13:12:04 fluffypony: true

13:12:08 mircea_popescu: but that notwithstanding, inasmuch as they can't tell the difference between "it" and it they're quite happy

13:12:26 mircea_popescu: and they're quite happy to hate anyone who will show that difference, or they merely perceive as capable to

13:12:34 mircea_popescu: "a psychopath", in their terms.

13:12:47 fluffypony: mircea_popescu I have this suspicion that they'll keep pushing, driving "adoption" and "community" and "bitcoin 2.0"

13:12:49 mircea_popescu: so if people with millions and actual lawyers do this... why shouldn't some famished internet expert / seo master / etc

13:12:55 fluffypony: and by the time they realise where the power lies it'll be too late

13:13:00 mircea_popescu: well sure they will. this is unsurprising. so what of it.

13:13:19 punkman: "An era can be said to end when its basic illusions are exhausted."

13:13:26 punkman: I like that

13:13:30 fluffypony: punkman: apt

13:13:34 mircea_popescu: indeed.

13:13:43 mircea_popescu: miller ?

13:13:48 punkman: yeah

13:14:50 mircea_popescu: (in case the lemon reference isn't directly obvious : old gay men. http://www.buddyhead.com/music/bestof2005/images/gay.jpg )

13:17:57 mircea_popescu: Waxman and Geschwind were the first to describe hypergraphia. The patients they observed displayed extensively compulsive detailed writing, sometimes with literary creativity. The patients kept diaries, which some used to meticulously document minute details of their everyday activities, write poetry, or create lists. Case 1 of their study wrote lists of her relatives, her likes and dislikes, and the furniture in her a

13:17:57 mircea_popescu: partment.

13:18:06 mircea_popescu: why does this sound like "web content" ?

13:18:31 punkman: rather blogging

13:18:41 fluffypony: lol

13:19:22 fluffypony: so I had this discussion with someone the other day, they said the main reason they don't like Bitcoin is because there's no demurrage

13:19:26 punkman: although the new crop of "bloggers" seem barely able to write anything (see Tumblr)

13:19:32 fluffypony: (because that worked out so well for Frei Coin)

13:19:45 mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=16-05-2014#677548

13:19:45 assbot: #bitcoin-assets log

13:19:54 mircea_popescu: fluffypony who asked them tho ?

13:20:06 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 36079 @ 0.00098147 = 35.4105 BTC [-] {2}

13:20:06 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 33 @ 0.03901818 = 1.2876 BTC [+] {2}

13:20:13 mircea_popescu: there's this incomprehensible (to me) tendency to approach non-bitcoin people as if they were somehow... i dunno, almost human.

13:20:19 mircea_popescu: like, capable of thought and whatnot

13:20:21 fluffypony: heh

13:20:26 mircea_popescu: in what sort of sf universe does this hold true ? how would it ?

13:20:28 fluffypony: well I argued for class distinction

13:20:38 fluffypony: and I said that class distinction has and will always be around

13:21:13 fluffypony: Bitcoin just shifts it from "I was born into a wealthy/connected family" to "I understood Bitcoin before most others"

13:21:28 mircea_popescu: i guess that's a reasonable description

13:22:06 mircea_popescu: but i mean the part where he "doesn't like it".

13:22:09 mircea_popescu: does he like the sun ?

13:22:24 fluffypony: oh it was in the context of "which altcoin is best"

13:22:45 mircea_popescu: o ok

13:22:58 fluffypony: ironically he actually holds a little stack of Bitcoin, so I ended the conversation by calling him out on that :-P

13:23:01 mircea_popescu: "i don't want to know about umbrellas because i don't like rain. also, baths are better"

13:23:09 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 5 @ 0.02535657 = 0.1268 BTC [+]

13:23:10 fluffypony: lol

13:23:30 mircea_popescu: i swear it's how the translator in my head goes, which is why i almost never discuss bitcoin with noobs.

13:23:34 mircea_popescu: can't stand it.

13:23:47 fluffypony: ja s'quite painful

13:25:12 mircea_popescu: "Dr. Alice Weaver Flaherty is a neurologist known for her award-winning book about the neural basis of creativity titled the Midnight Disease."

13:25:17 mircea_popescu: i've known people like that.

13:25:32 mircea_popescu: but imo that's just part of creativity.

13:26:12 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 2000 @ 0.00012001 = 0.24 BTC [+]

13:27:58 mircea_popescu: http://archive.lewrockwell.com/paul/paul188.html

13:27:59 assbot: The Trouble With the '64 Civil Rights Act by Rep. Ron Paul

13:36:22 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 410 @ 0.00098209 = 0.4027 BTC [+]

13:38:06 punkman: http://art.penny-arcade.com/photos/i-nK7K6vc/0/1050x10000/i-nK7K6vc-1050x10000.jpg

13:39:06 mircea_popescu: uh

13:39:32 mircea_popescu: im the only one that says "you don't know shit from ass" and actually means it, then ?

13:43:29 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 2 @ 0.09116194 = 0.1823 BTC [+]

13:48:34 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1000 @ 0.00098209 = 0.9821 BTC [+]

13:50:17 fluffypony: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=612592.0

13:50:17 assbot: Hug excitation belongs to the world! Football!Bet!11bet.org IPO

13:50:22 fluffypony: I can't

13:51:21 danielpbarron: <+mircea_popescu> lol danielpbarron how many of these fraudsters pics have you made so far ? https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bn0dwhwCYAACIRI.jpg << these don't take very long to make; i'm just doing a screen-capture of my iPhone while reading the article in Instapaper(which formats the text like that)

13:51:56 mircea_popescu: ah

13:52:09 danielpbarron: and to answer the question: I'm not sure.. maybe a dozen?

13:52:25 mircea_popescu: i thought you were actually setting up fonts and whatnot

13:52:41 mircea_popescu: fluffypony win. punkman ^

13:54:57 punkman: I wonder what hug excitation was before the translation

13:55:05 punkman: maybe we should ask that Byrne dude

13:56:06 fluffypony: probably huge excitement

13:56:16 fluffypony: but hug excitation is definitely my new thing

13:57:19 punkman: embrace the excitement, something like that

13:57:34 *: fluffypony hugs the excitation

13:58:57 mircea_popescu: maybe it meant pregnant kangaroo

13:59:03 mircea_popescu: i mean, why not at this point

14:06:52 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 5 @ 0.02535657 = 0.1268 BTC [+]

14:07:34 punkman: awesome: https://archive.org/details/consolelivingroom

14:07:35 assbot: The Console Living Room : Free Software : Download & Streaming : Internet Archive

14:09:07 fluffypony: oh man, Sega Genesis

14:09:23 *: fluffypony can still hear the "Sega" jingle

14:31:16 assbot: [MPEX] [S.BBET] 5950 @ 0.00050021 = 2.9762 BTC [+] {2}

14:42:27 assbot: [MPEX] [S.BBET] 5000 @ 0.0005 = 2.5 BTC [-]

14:47:03 asciilifeform: re: ElGamal << lol, and let no one say that no one warned.

14:49:34 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 25249 @ 0.00098219 = 24.7993 BTC [+] {2}

14:58:43 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 15 @ 0.09116194 = 1.3674 BTC [+]

15:01:46 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.09100006 = 0.455 BTC [-]

15:04:23 mircea_popescu: fluffypony that chick never said anything huh

15:04:32 fluffypony: nope, no reply

15:04:43 fluffypony: I guess she gets tons of pm's on Reddit and disregards them

15:05:58 mircea_popescu: the bane of not having a means of contact.

15:06:51 fluffypony: yeah

15:06:54 fluffypony: well I understand it

15:07:01 mircea_popescu: me too.

15:08:36 mircea_popescu: the bane of not having a wot-based filtering mechanism : you can't have means of contact

15:09:55 asciilifeform: funny thing - i was expecting to see more discussion of the elgamal thing here.

15:10:45 mircea_popescu: i wonder what the aggreegated loss to the world's gdp due to people using anything other than wot based systems to communicate comes to.

15:11:18 mircea_popescu: like, social media, naive email, what have you. it wouldn't surprise me if it turns out real gdp is in the low single digit %s of what it should be.

15:11:25 asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: what's the aggregate loss from the use of microshit? who can count the fallen sparrows ?

15:11:32 mircea_popescu: ikr?

15:11:46 mircea_popescu: the sparrows that are not, they're legions.

15:12:37 mircea_popescu: meanwhile over at reality ranch, "11bet.org as the football quizzes website of the item, it is the key development direction to expand Website traffic, it will support many kind of virtual currencies to bet."

15:12:57 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 2000 @ 0.00011904 = 0.2381 BTC [-] {6}

15:13:24 fluffypony: HUG

15:13:26 fluffypony: THE EXCITATION

15:13:39 *: asciilifeform considers donating to campaign to teach spammers 'the queen's english'

15:13:53 mircea_popescu: asciilifeform this isn't spam, this is an ipo.

15:14:15 mircea_popescu: quite decentralised. i bet the overstuck guy, w/e his name is, has no fucking idea what exactly "issuing shares on top of blockchain" really means.

15:18:29 pankkake: "Peter Todd notes to Etherium fans to be careful because Bitcoin can always just copy whatever they do" I don't know who this is, but it's pretty much my point about alcoins: they're experiments, and most of what they do could be pushed into Bitcoin if it was actually useful

15:18:49 fluffypony: I like Peter Todd

15:18:53 fluffypony: he's good to interact with

15:18:56 fluffypony: on technical matters

15:19:16 mircea_popescu: pankkake that'd be exactly why we like altcoins, eh ?

15:19:29 mircea_popescu: free research, free damage absorbtion, let them be.

15:19:53 pankkake: except they're bought

15:20:00 pankkake: they should be much closer to testnet

15:20:07 mircea_popescu: no

15:20:22 mircea_popescu: because human beings being the shits they are, unless you get their balls in a vice they just won't perform.

15:20:24 mircea_popescu: let them buy.

15:20:41 mircea_popescu: testnet is "boring". shitcoin is EXCITEING HUG

15:20:46 fluffypony: yeah

15:21:00 fluffypony: pankkake: don't forget that some of the experimentation requires real-world use cases

15:21:05 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 31400 @ 0.00097995 = 30.7704 BTC [-] {2}

15:21:06 fluffypony: eg. scams :-P

15:21:31 pankkake: doesn't change my point. altcoins are for fools, and a minority of actual experimenters

15:21:40 mircea_popescu: everything is for fools.

15:21:52 mircea_popescu: because people are fools.

15:22:03 fluffypony: I imagine pankkake as Mr. T being all like "I pity tha fool that uses altcoins"

15:22:06 fluffypony: hurrrr

15:25:09 pankkake: "The price spiked to roughly $3 within days, and fell just as quickly. As of this writing, the average price for a single maxcoin is just below US$0.05." … https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=518131.0

15:25:09 assbot: Herp Rating Agency

15:30:25 BingoBoingo: https://twitter.com/ljharb/status/467564648586166272

15:30:26 assbot: the hardest problem in computer science is figuring out why anyone has paid the least bit of attention to hacker news in half a decade

15:31:04 BingoBoingo: ^ The bsd folks think like the b-a folks

15:31:41 pankkake: most of actual produced code does not care about hacker-news-worthy stuff

15:34:18 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.09116 = 0.3646 BTC [+]

15:46:31 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 15 @ 0.09100004 = 1.365 BTC [-] {5}

15:51:36 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6462 @ 0.00097903 = 6.3265 BTC [-]

15:53:52 *: moiety has been to see The Flat today

15:54:39 assbot: [MPEX] [FN] [F.MPIF] 10000 @ 0.00021725 = 2.1725 BTC [+]

15:55:23 fluffypony: ah

15:55:26 fluffypony: the Sex Weeks flat

15:56:46 moiety: yep and I loved it! /really/ would like it, it was so nice :D even has motion sensing lights in the stairwell so i dont break myself in the dark

15:56:54 fluffypony: nice

15:56:57 fluffypony: so moderrrn

15:57:29 moiety: i just need to sort out references and apply :D

15:58:23 moiety: havent ever had a kitchen that big before either

16:00:45 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] [PAID] 2.45611848 BTC to 8`648 shares, 28401 satoshi per share

16:01:46 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] [PAID] 2.17250000 BTC to 86`900 shares, 2500 satoshi per share

16:03:48 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 4 @ 0.031 = 0.124 BTC [+]

16:05:00 Apocalyptic: %t

16:05:02 atcbot: [X-BT] Bid: 157 Ask: 200 Last Price: 195 24h-Vol: 172k High: 200 Low: 195 VWAP: 196

16:05:31 BingoBoingo: %book

16:05:33 atcbot: 7k@237 13k@230 0k@200 | 100k@157 90k@156 10k@155

16:08:15 artifexd: That's a pretty big spread

16:14:59 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6100 @ 0.00097903 = 5.9721 BTC [-]

16:17:13 Apocalyptic: indeed

16:20:30 fluffypony: http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/25sf4f/100000_bounty_for_software_platform_that_can/

16:20:34 assbot: $100,000 bounty for software platform that can replace the Bitcoin Foundation : Bitcoin

16:21:26 fluffypony: "I am thinking of a system where prominent people can voice their opinion, where people can propose projects, and where the core devs can actively show their roadmap with detailed features + costs, and where we can vote on the features being implemented by sending bitcoins towards the feature of our choice."

16:22:12 fluffypony: I actually really hope this happens, it will make the foundation obselete

16:22:16 fluffypony: foundation(s)

16:22:31 jurov: i undertood that as "replace karpeles and pierce with bots"

16:24:53 fluffypony: wow and he put 250 BTC in an address and signed a message to verify that it's a legitimate offer

16:26:38 jurov: i'm sure for 250btc a bots can be built, for sipping frappucino and pleasing children

16:26:52 fluffypony: lol

16:27:45 jurov: plus throw in some markov chain generated VC-speak...

16:28:20 fluffypony: nah jurov, credit where credit is due, I don't think that's what he's aiming for

16:29:52 jurov: yea :) the wording sound weird to me anyway.. why having some standards body requires *software* platform?

16:30:25 jurov: lobbying platform even less so

16:32:40 fluffypony: I don't think it's that

16:32:52 fluffypony: I think he's trying to provide a software platform that will make the foundation obselete

16:33:16 jurov: how's that different from "replace them with bots"?

16:33:22 fluffypony: hah hah

16:33:39 jurov: can you pls explain? what software?

16:33:54 fluffypony: the foundation will be replaced by...

16:33:57 fluffypony: ...assbot!

16:34:38 jurov: ooooOOOOOOooooyessss!

16:36:42 assbot: Last 10 lines bashed and pending review. ( http://dpaste.com/338VHBY.txt )

16:36:42 jurov: !b 10

16:45:43 fluffypony: https://twitter.com/d_seaman/status/467512428230492161

16:45:44 assbot: Nautiluscoin is either the greatest troll, or a significant advancement in crypto. Im going w/ significant.

16:46:41 fluffypony: and on the topic

16:46:42 fluffypony: https://twitter.com/d_seaman/status/467685394406834176

16:46:43 assbot: /d_seaman can you do a video explaining the differences betweetn Naut and Vert coin? kinda hard to understand from the pod

16:46:58 fluffypony: to which he replies: " unlike Vert and every other coin, however, it has a stabilization fund to keep wild swings at bay- more attractive to merchants"

16:47:06 fluffypony: so there you have it

16:47:18 cgcardona: top of tha morning everyone o/

16:47:18 fluffypony: Bitcoin will fail because it has no stabilisation fund

16:47:23 HeySteve: it is quite easy to apply a tweaked reputation system to foundation app

16:47:31 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 9 @ 0.09116194 = 0.8205 BTC [+]

16:47:46 HeySteve: positive rating implies you trust someone to represent you

16:47:50 fluffypony: just thought I'd let everyone know so you can sell off your holdings and buy Professional Coin Nautiluscoin instead

16:48:11 HeySteve: count the number of ratings monthly or whatever

16:48:12 jurov: BTCS&T was the stabilisation fund of its time

16:48:25 fluffypony: hah hah

16:49:33 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 5 @ 0.03139 = 0.157 BTC [+] {2}

16:49:41 jurov: bash updated...with some remorse that i should shorten the quips (except for vexual one ofc)

16:55:57 fluffypony: disappointing...https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=583262.msg6782225#msg6782225

16:56:03 fluffypony: "Still need to raise a fair amount of funds. Going to list on Colored coins as well."

16:57:59 fluffypony: which brings the total number of available fundraising methods for them to 3...BitcoinBourse (two listings!), CounterParty, and Colored Coins

16:58:06 fluffypony: next level 3PO

17:01:38 benkay: <fluffypony> oh well, log catchup time: http://i.imgur.com/jCpZOWn.jpg // wao jelly

17:02:11 fluffypony: benkay: see this is why I'm suggesting South Africa as a venue for the next conference

17:02:39 fluffypony: that's a whopping $13.52 worth of oysters

17:02:59 benkay: i think that decision's already been made.

17:04:50 benkay: TEATS

17:06:05 benkay: okay i contest that bash dynamics are broken

17:06:36 benkay: popular bashes accrue all the boats while new ones are temporarily visible and then languish in obscurity

17:07:00 benkay: where's lampelina?

17:07:02 benkay: oh man

17:07:10 benkay: is lampelina a pun on LAMP?

17:08:29 fluffypony: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gId6nrMDmUU

17:08:29 assbot: i love lamp - YouTube

17:10:28 benkay: does COGS apply to services rendered?

17:12:05 benkay: call it cost of revenue? http://blog.projectionhub.com/what-is-cost-of-goods-sold-for-a-service-business/

17:12:05 assbot: What is Cost of Goods Sold for a Service Business?

17:14:12 lampelina: hi benkay

17:14:20 benkay: heyo

17:15:02 benkay: do you hack on bash.b-a.com ?

17:15:22 lampelina: no

17:16:14 benkay: dunno if i believe you... ;)

17:17:09 lampelina: I'm way too stupid to hack anything, kakobrekla will confirm

17:24:33 benkay: !up Shakespeare

17:24:54 benkay: dude just register a temp btc addy with gribble while you're on the road

17:24:56 Shakespeare: Thanks!

17:25:06 benkay: ;;gettrust assbot ThickAsThieves

17:25:07 gribble: WARNING: Currently not authenticated. Trust relationship from user assbot to user ThickAsThieves: Level 1: 1, Level 2: 13 via 13 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=assbot&dest=ThickAsThieves | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=ThickAsThieves | Rated since: Sat Mar 2 11:19:18 2013

17:25:23 Shakespeare: well I not chatting for long all I have is my tablet

17:25:35 benkay: ah

17:25:43 benkay: well hi how ams con-ference?

17:25:45 Shakespeare: final live blog update is posted http://devilsadvocate.biz/the-bitcoin2014-living-blog-day-2/

17:25:46 assbot: The #Bitcoin2014 Living Blog – Day 2

17:25:46 jurov: y u no get a bouncer?

17:26:31 Shakespeare: just popping in its OK if youbdont believe I'm me

17:26:50 jurov: heh it's okay

17:26:57 Shakespeare: chatting such via tablet

17:27:06 Shakespeare: sucks

17:27:40 Shakespeare: I included a bunch of notes from the BtcFoundation annual meeting

17:28:32 jurov: they want to replace themselves with bots, too, don't they? :D

17:29:41 Shakespeare: doesn't everyone?

17:30:00 jurov: ...TIL

17:30:15 Shakespeare: artificial all the intelligence!

17:31:53 benkay: is a wallet that maintains a dollar value via autotrading even feasible?

17:32:22 benkay: if you can arbitrarily not lose money in a bear market isn't that topologically identical to arbitrarily making money?

17:33:19 thestringpuller: you would need such a large inventory for your clients

17:36:39 Shakespeare: well they didn't win the startup challenge Taiwan

17:36:52 Shakespeare: fwiw *

17:37:09 Shakespeare: taiwan lol

17:52:35 assbot: [MPEX] [S.BBET] 5000 @ 0.0005 = 2.5 BTC [-]

17:54:52 Apocalyptic: !up Shakespeare

17:57:40 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 10 @ 0.0259987 = 0.26 BTC [+]

18:00:43 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18050 @ 0.00097893 = 17.6697 BTC [-] {2}

18:08:51 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 39850 @ 0.00097814 = 38.9789 BTC [-]

18:16:59 assbot: [MPEX] [S.BBET] 5500 @ 0.0005 = 2.75 BTC [-] {2}

18:26:28 thestringpuller: !up Shakespeare

18:26:33 thestringpuller: ;;ident

18:26:33 gribble: Nick 'thestringpuller', with hostmask 'thestringpuller!~leflor@99-39-97-12.lightspeed.tukrga.sbcglobal.net', is identified as user 'thestringpuller', with GPG key id 0FF2943DA179E169, key fingerprint 6ACE36E786F39A4ADC4506DE0FF2943DA179E169, and bitcoin address None

18:26:38 fluffypony: !up Shakespeare

18:26:42 thestringpuller: interesting

18:26:42 fluffypony: nope

18:26:43 thestringpuller: lol

18:26:49 fluffypony: assbot is brokened

18:27:05 pankkake: you need to re !up yourself too

18:27:08 fluffypony: ah

18:27:10 thestringpuller: !up Shakespeare

18:45:27 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SF1] 155 @ 0.0008364 = 0.1296 BTC [+]

18:46:28 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 19 @ 0.43637707 = 8.2912 BTC [-] {9}

18:47:29 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 89 @ 0.03090508 = 2.7506 BTC [-] {4}

18:48:30 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 25 @ 0.09116193 = 2.279 BTC [-] {2}

18:55:37 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 10 @ 0.0929999 = 0.93 BTC [+]

18:56:38 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.0929999 = 0.279 BTC [+]

18:58:40 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 10 @ 0.03075 = 0.3075 BTC [-]

18:59:41 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 49 @ 0.03046839 = 1.493 BTC [-] {4}

18:59:42 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 7 @ 0.0929999 = 0.651 BTC [+]

19:02:44 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 41750 @ 0.00097642 = 40.7655 BTC [-] {5}

19:03:03 kakobrekla: <mircea_popescu> kakobrekla we need to put a TW: stuff in the chan topic. < what?

19:03:23 kakobrekla: engrish pls

19:05:56 fluffypony: ;;ud tw

19:05:56 gribble: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=TW | tw. abbreviation for trigger warning warns the audience that the following media may be triggering for mental disorders such as eating disorders, self harm/injury,  ...

19:06:32 mod6: haha

19:12:04 mod6: %book

19:12:05 atcbot: 60k@242 60k@240 100k@200 | 100k@157 90k@156 10k@155

19:12:58 kakobrekla: ah.

19:28:22 thestringpuller: mod6:

19:28:24 thestringpuller: we need to talk

19:28:27 thestringpuller: i'm breaking up with you

19:31:12 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15197 @ 0.00097462 = 14.8113 BTC [-]

19:31:31 jurov: !up princessnell

19:32:25 fluffypony: jurov: you have to re-up yourself

19:32:49 jurov: ;;gpg everify freenode:#bitcoin-otc:a6761148f7a5da17c392e52040db16522e4fc17a70911f9d5e731bd5

19:32:50 gribble: You are now authenticated for user jurov with key 677ABD62D0AEE7D7

19:32:58 princessnell: thx jurov

19:33:03 princessnell: what's good party ppl?

19:33:19 *: fluffypony does the *whoop whoop* thing

19:36:14 jurov: foreveralone.jpg

19:37:04 jurov: !up daybyter

19:37:25 benkay: chan is fixated on derpy conference

19:37:30 benkay: bummin me out

19:37:32 daybyter: Not much...

19:37:36 benkay: u got good distractions princessnell ?

19:37:47 daybyter: Hows things here?

19:37:58 jurov: rainy

19:38:10 jurov: and floody

19:38:47 daybyter: Bosnia or Serbia?

19:39:02 princessnell: benkay well i'm home for the weekend with my family so that's nice

19:39:05 jurov: practically whole central/eastern eu

19:39:20 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 3 @ 0.0407499 = 0.1222 BTC [-]

19:39:22 kakobrekla: fuck you im on a hill(y).

19:39:23 princessnell: any time away from the demonpit is paradise

19:39:41 daybyter: weather was nice here today in Germany...sunny

19:39:44 princessnell: so what is the read on the conference

19:40:11 princessnell: other than it being a festering spectacle of the white cisheteropatriarchy

19:40:57 benkay: well his royal bitlord didn't put it on, so his echo chamber's ripping it apart.

19:42:42 benkay: today's hilarity: girl is fighting with her parents about her sister's wedding.

19:43:21 thestringpuller: princessnell: you in college?

19:43:31 thestringpuller: Ignore benkay he's just mad that he can't rap

19:44:04 benkay: i'm one of those guys who screws rappers, thestringpuller . typically called 'jooz' in the industry.

19:44:16 princessnell: thestringpuller i'm an econ grad student

19:44:25 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12942 @ 0.00097418 = 12.6078 BTC [-]

19:44:32 thestringpuller: ah. well you're right at home. haha

19:44:36 jurov: benkay you screw rappers???

19:44:39 thestringpuller: i learned everything i know about econ here

19:45:00 benkay: in the colloquial.

19:45:06 benkay: or is it the cloaca...

19:45:08 thestringpuller: benkay: do you have a brooklyn-like accent?

19:45:29 princessnell: benkay more drama deetz nao

19:45:42 benkay: thestringpuller: nah, but if you mangle a few words i'll bark along ;)

19:46:27 benkay: these wimminz and they drama.

19:46:35 princessnell: feed me

19:46:35 thestringpuller: TELL ME ABOUT IT

19:46:59 thestringpuller: nothing like dealing with the bullshit of a woman that gets you prepared for running the world

19:48:20 benkay: parents are laying down rules about who gets invited

19:48:26 benkay: girls are getting whiny

19:48:35 benkay: power dynamics are entirely predictable

19:50:31 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17311 @ 0.00097418 = 16.864 BTC [-]

19:56:10 princessnell: how gauche

19:56:24 princessnell: i am more concerned about the alarming gender gap in blockchain award winners

19:56:57 jurov: and such heteronormativity!!!

19:57:03 princessnell: https://twitter.com/kashhill/status/467421457971044352

19:57:05 assbot: New submission for 100% men Tumblr. MT /conniegallippi: Bitcoin Blockchain Awards 100% male. http://t.co/AoVj3WbHSo http://t.co/fP8cd7FJrC

19:57:05 benkay: priority #1 for the assettes.

19:58:21 benkay: http://www.forbes.com/sites/kashmirhill/2014/05/16/the-secret-to-bitcoins-success-might-be-not-telling-people-theyre-using-bitcoin/

19:58:21 assbot: The Secret To Bitcoin's Success Might Be Not Telling People They're Using Bitcoin - Forbes

19:58:30 *: benkay ragequits

20:01:42 assbot: [MPEX] [FT] [X.EUR] 172 @ 0.0019005 = 0.3269 BTC [-]

20:03:38 princessnell: #branding for a braver, safer, less-bitcoiny bitcoin y'all

20:04:39 thestringpuller: princessnell: are you bored?

20:04:45 thestringpuller: sounds like you are bored

20:04:46 jurov: don't forget children-friendly

20:04:52 fluffypony: yes

20:05:02 fluffypony: in fact, maybe a rebranding is in order

20:05:05 princessnell: thestringpuller i am deathly bored

20:05:13 fluffypony: we could just call it AwesomeKreditz

20:05:24 thestringpuller: princessnell: then play vidya games?

20:05:36 jurov: BlowStamps is fine by me

20:05:45 princessnell: thestringpuller i prefer samizdat

20:05:54 Apocalyptic: read a good book

20:06:07 jurov: princessnell: write backup shell scripts?

20:06:54 fluffypony: and then write restore shell scripts

20:07:06 princessnell: Apocalyptic i'm halfway through *A Troublesome Inheritance* (good, but still cowardly) and *Bonfire of the Vanities* (excellent)

20:07:40 thestringpuller: Read comic books

20:07:45 thestringpuller: Batman: Year One

20:08:08 princessnell: jurov better with words than with scripts, i am ashamed to say

20:08:27 Apocalyptic: you geeks with video games and scripts

20:08:51 jurov: that's not a shame

20:08:57 pankkake: %lb

20:08:59 atcbot: [ATC Last Block] Height: 31392 Time: 2014-05-17T18:20:03Z Vout Sum: 512 Number TXs: 1 Difficulty: 455357.12903751 Hash: 0000000000001b6210f1fde9180342f44562cb9e6e8e7ace3dc28915f97465d0 Fee: 0.00000000 Size: 518 Days Destroyed: 0 Confirmations: 1

20:09:02 pankkake: %diff

20:09:02 atcbot: [ATC Diff] Current Diff: 455357.13 Est. Next Diff: 153702.61 in 864 blocks (#32256) Est. % Change: -66.25

20:09:05 jurov: Apocalyptic perhaps dork is the right word?

20:09:08 princessnell: jurov you are too kind

20:10:11 jurov: i like words better than scripts.. words work on first try more often

20:10:37 jurov: but not for dem backups :(

20:11:24 fluffypony: princessnell: write a blog post about the alarming gender gap amongst Bitcoin's creator(s)

20:11:59 princessnell: fluffypony i more or less did this already: http://theumlaut.com/2013/06/18/the-goddess-of-the-gender-gaps/

20:11:59 assbot: The Goddess of the Gender Gaps | The mlaut

20:12:10 fluffypony: *clicks*

20:14:47 jurov: males have "tendency to invest thousands of hours into fringe hobbies"

20:15:31 jurov: then...let's make coding non-fringe activity!

20:15:41 benkay: lol how long have you been a cryptochick, princessnell ?

20:16:03 thestringpuller: lololol

20:17:04 princessnell: benkay been lurking since mid 2010 maybe?

20:17:27 princessnell: and ya hardy har har this was an earlier article so mind the cheese

20:17:50 thestringpuller: how hard have you been lurking?

20:17:58 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15547 @ 0.00097914 = 15.2227 BTC [+] {2}

20:18:05 thestringpuller: like in irc lurking or just observing from afar like white people did DC back in the 80's?

20:19:23 jurov: Nowadays young men can skip the wearying detour of getting education and career prospects to qualify for sex.... The male who beds multiple women is enjoying life quite a bit, and so he may not notice or mind the fact that his educational and occupational advancement is vaguely hampered by all the laws and policies that push women ahead of him.

20:19:32 jurov: i'm a fag and wat is this

20:20:42 jurov: so, by this theory, mircea_popescu should not mind all this feminish buzz cuz he's enjoying bitches anyway :D

20:20:53 kakobrekla: good thing my mattress is modular, i can easily expand to bed more women

20:21:01 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21988 @ 0.00097729 = 21.4887 BTC [-]

20:21:15 princessnell: thestringpuller more like bitcointalk, but some secondhand irc

20:21:34 jurov: sauce, linked from the mother of gender gaps: http://download.springer.com/static/pdf/840/art%253A10.1007%252Fs12115-012-9596-y.pdf?auth66=1400530453_aea190f1f4e9f428f4cb21f1a7c5c38c&ext=.pdf

20:21:41 thestringpuller: !ticker m s.mpoe

20:21:42 assbot: [MPEX:S.MPOE] 1D: 0.00097319 / 0.00098284 / 0.0009934 (931146 shares, 915.17 BTC), 7D: 0.00087479 / 0.00097704 / 0.00101 (5811492 shares, 5,678.12 BTC), 30D: 0.00083786 / 0.00094664 / 0.00101 (24472135 shares, 23,166.43 BTC)

20:21:54 jurov: !ticker m s.mpif

20:21:54 assbot: Shit. You ain't even old enough to smoke.

20:21:54 kakobrekla: i was reading that too

20:22:04 thestringpuller: !ticker m f.mpif

20:22:04 assbot: [MPEX:F.MPIF] 1D: 0.00021551 / 0.00021724 / 0.00021725 (28450 shares, 6.18 BTC), 7D: 0.00021551 / 0.00021724 / 0.00021725 (29561 shares, 6.42 BTC), 30D: 0.000215 / 0.00021515 / 0.00021725 (1082911 shares, 232.99 BTC)

20:22:04 jurov: !ticker m f.mpif

20:22:05 assbot: [MPEX:F.MPIF] 1D: 0.00021551 / 0.00021724 / 0.00021725 (28450 shares, 6.18 BTC), 7D: 0.00021551 / 0.00021724 / 0.00021725 (29561 shares, 6.42 BTC), 30D: 0.000215 / 0.00021515 / 0.00021725 (1082911 shares, 232.99 BTC)

20:22:50 princessnell: jurov huge baumeister fangirl. is there anything good about men? is in my top ten.

20:23:59 princessnell: my magnus opus: http://theumlaut.com/2013/07/02/the-economics-of-slut-shaming/

20:23:59 assbot: The Economics of ‘Slut-Shaming’ | The mlaut

20:24:09 jurov: some men are unbelievably cuddly and accepting

20:24:19 princessnell: (straussian)

20:24:21 jurov: took me 20 years to find one

20:28:29 *: fluffypony is cuddly

20:28:43 fluffypony: and hirsute, which adds to the cuddliness

20:29:51 HeySteve: princessnell, that's a good and reasonable article. there are plenty of women earning good money in bitcoin through modelling though

20:30:21 kakobrekla: that cant possibly be good mone

20:30:22 kakobrekla: y

20:31:02 princessnell: HeySteve not good enough for the schoolmarms

20:31:11 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18462 @ 0.00097628 = 18.0241 BTC [-]

20:31:16 HeySteve: I'm sure it beats a teacher's salary

20:31:20 kakobrekla: i think the 'issue' discussed is 'there isnt enough womenz ceoz [in btc]'

20:31:31 princessnell: the complaints make a lot more sense as rent-seeking

20:32:27 kakobrekla: HeySteve yeah well comparing to teachers salary, is there anyone who makes less?

20:32:29 HeySteve: relative to their age and qualifications, I'm sure it's good money

20:33:14 kakobrekla: anyway, i wouldnt count hostesses a part of bitcoin world

20:33:28 kakobrekla: like cheerleaders arent a part of the sport team

20:37:43 kakobrekla: if you look at 'high finance' such as hedge funds, mainly male dominated environment, worse than tech, but then you have women like Elena Ambrosiadou that rips them.

20:38:06 bounce: so far the wimminz ceoz in bitcoinz ended up ded

20:38:41 TheNewDeal: the woman in bitcoin

20:39:08 kakobrekla: so i guess it does come down to ones abilities.

20:41:47 jurov: princessnell: if males are motivated by sex as they say, women are motivated by what?

20:42:29 princessnell: jurov resource security

20:42:42 princessnell: remember this is about primal drives. the elephant.

20:42:50 jurov: that means wealth?

20:42:52 princessnell: our riders (wills) can influence and even override.

20:43:22 princessnell: on a basic level: enough resources to care for ourselves and our children.

20:43:23 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12550 @ 0.00097702 = 12.2616 BTC [+]

20:43:53 princessnell: and there is of course status, leisure, influence

20:44:02 jurov: why don't more women learn cobol or java then?

20:44:08 princessnell: high opportunity cost

20:44:17 princessnell: easier to entice a man who can do it for us

20:44:37 jurov: it's really so much easier?

20:44:47 princessnell: certainly! natural endowments

20:44:53 jurov: lol

20:44:57 jurov: okay

20:45:34 princessnell: there is also the modern phenomenon of a generous welfare state

20:48:28 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 34 @ 0.09120656 = 3.101 BTC [-] {6}

20:50:11 thestringpuller: princessnell: just said something mircea_popescu would say

20:50:12 kakobrekla: <kakobrekla> like cheerleaders arent a part of the sport team < hell, sometimes even the team players arent a part of the team.

20:56:53 jurov: i worked with several woman programmers, they were very able and improved team dynamics too

20:58:44 jurov: maybe they perceive whole crypto stuff as too competitive, dunno

20:59:00 jurov: not working in the company anymore to ask them

21:00:15 []bot: Bet created: "McStrike" to win desired pay for fast food workers (http://bitbet.us/bet/851/)

21:03:50 []bot: Bet created: Economic sanctions for Russia before June 15 (http://bitbet.us/bet/852/)

21:07:05 []bot: Bet created: Northeastern US 6.0+ Earthquake before Sept 15th (http://bitbet.us/bet/853/)

21:07:47 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 43287 @ 0.00097441 = 42.1793 BTC [-] {2}

21:07:50 benkay: natural disaster hedging?

21:07:56 benkay: man how do you even put odds on that

21:08:20 benkay: lol there are none atm

21:09:01 pankkake: the house bets don't come instantly

21:12:20 kakobrekla: takes 1 block usually

21:13:04 []bot: Bet created: Brock Pierce to resign at BTC Foundation (http://bitbet.us/bet/854/)

21:13:50 fluffypony: lol!

21:25:04 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 31210 @ 0.00097258 = 30.3542 BTC [-] {4}

21:25:04 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 34 @ 0.00600881 = 0.2043 BTC [+] {3}

21:25:29 []bot: Bet created: LTC to $15USD or above before August 3rd (http://bitbet.us/bet/855/)

21:26:33 artifexd: A large number of bets are getting created. kakobrekla: Did you up the advertising or are you just getting around to approving them?

21:28:22 kakobrekla: i think the proposals count is about same really, just mods being more generous lately

21:30:16 benkay: higher quality bets?

21:30:44 kakobrekla: could also be that

21:30:55 kakobrekla: partially

21:30:58 pankkake: no they rejected my past quality bets!

21:31:17 kakobrekla: mine too.

21:32:16 benkay: <princessnell> the complaints make a lot more sense as rent-seeking // plz explain to this uneducated brute

21:33:06 princessnell: benkay oppressed minorities don't circle around shitholes

21:33:23 princessnell: benkay once a cow gets fat enough you start hearing complaints about inclusiveness

21:33:56 bounce: so, you're saying the elite isn't being oppressive enough when you hear complaints?

21:34:10 princessnell: benkay no one worried about "women in bitcoin" when it was 15 dudes on the internets playing w funny money

21:34:48 princessnell: benkay no hang on

21:36:12 benkay: makes sense

21:37:16 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26600 @ 0.00097219 = 25.8603 BTC [-]

21:40:57 benkay: !up Quanttek

21:41:03 benkay: !up LorenzoMoney

21:41:55 Quanttek: thanks

21:43:24 HeySteve2: heh I was going to propose a Brock bet but forgot, nice one

21:46:25 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20498 @ 0.0009712 = 19.9077 BTC [-] {3}

21:49:28 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1850 @ 0.0009708 = 1.796 BTC [-] {2}

21:55:34 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 9 @ 0.04074993 = 0.3667 BTC [+] {2}

22:05:44 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 50 @ 0.00432813 = 0.2164 BTC [+] {5}

22:13:53 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 19 @ 0.09100012 = 1.729 BTC [-] {2}

22:14:53 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 12 @ 0.09088541 = 1.0906 BTC [-] {2}

22:15:54 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 29 @ 0.0902 = 2.6158 BTC [-]

22:17:56 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 29 @ 0.09001723 = 2.6105 BTC [-] {4}

22:30:08 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 31620 @ 0.0009729 = 30.7631 BTC [+] {2}

22:40:34 bitcoinpete: gotta love twobitidiot's response to my blog

22:40:36 bitcoinpete: https://twitter.com/twobitidiot/status/467473187971014657

22:40:37 assbot: Who sucks more, /circlebits or /twobitidiot? It's a deadly race to the bottom. http://t.co/6heXL1XoxX

22:40:59 bitcoinpete: @bitcoinpete I welcome criticism, but your post was weak. Up that game and we can talk

22:42:10 kakobrekla: what a fruitful conversation

22:42:17 bitcoinpete: deeply

22:42:30 bitcoinpete: i've challenged him to respond in long format with a blog post of his own

22:42:41 bitcoinpete: i give it a 10% chance

22:44:52 bitcoinpete: benkay:oh hey who is this yuri guy? << one of a loose assemblage of nice dudes from vancouver who took a shit-ton of peoples' money and have yet to deliver. at least 6 months behind now. white label exchange stuff. the first one was supposed to be in new zealand iirc

22:45:18 bitcoinpete: no good reason why he needs 10k. sounds mega weaksauce

22:46:11 thestringpuller: ;;gettrust aadeseye

22:46:12 gribble: WARNING: Currently not authenticated. Trust relationship from user thestringpuller to user aadeseye: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 0 via 0 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=thestringpuller&dest=aadeseye | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=aadeseye | Rated since: never

22:46:57 bitcoinpete: https://twitter.com/bitcoinpete/status/467798411559727104

22:46:57 assbot: Thanks to all #Gitchain backers! You're awesome. Another day of hacking is ahead. http://t.co/B6ggMgjgCo

22:47:09 bitcoinpete: @yrashk Hey Yuri, why do you need $10k of other peoples' money to do this? Hasn't @BexHQ brought in enough cash for you to bootstrap?

22:48:49 bitcoinpete: kakobrekla: http://media.coindesk.com/2014/05/DSC_3066.jpg << andresen looks as nakamotoish as a dove looks hawkish

22:52:29 bitcoinpete: BingoBoingo: http://www.coindesk.com/46k-spent-mining-hardware-happened-next/ << a good case study in noobishness and wallet inspectors actually

22:52:30 assbot: $46K Spent on Mining Hardware: What Happened Next?

22:54:19 bitcoinpete: ;;bc,stats

22:54:29 gribble: Current Blocks: 301284 | Current Difficulty: 8.8534163091278E9 | Next Difficulty At Block: 302399 | Next Difficulty In: 1115 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 6 days, 3 hours, 50 minutes, and 43 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 10343192887.2 | Estimated Percent Change: 16.82714

22:55:18 thestringpuller: bitcoinpete: more blog more blog!!!!

22:55:34 bitcoinpete: fluffypony: with that thinkpad you should be able to get some ipo action on havelol --> fluffysquirkle industries

22:55:38 bitcoinpete: thestringpuller: lol

22:57:26 bitcoinpete: if there were anything actually coming out of bex one way or another, i'd have something to work with.

22:57:40 bitcoinpete: bexo hasn't blogged since feb 25

22:57:57 bitcoinpete: no tweets since april 11

22:58:05 bitcoinpete: just… silencio

22:58:48 kakobrekla: >Being a Mt. Gox victim myself and being taken advantage of by numerous mining hardware companies, it’s hard to admit that you still believe in bitcoin. Well, I still do.

23:00:01 kakobrekla: "i ran my car into a wall. theres still a chance cars are not evil."

23:01:35 bitcoinpete: some people never quit

23:04:42 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10928 @ 0.00097496 = 10.6544 BTC [+] {2}

23:14:45 princessnell: bitcoinpete close race, but twobitidiot def sux more. goonxcore.

23:15:34 bitcoinpete: princessnell: lol twotwit has a longer track record for sure

23:15:52 princessnell: still not sure exactly why he's a "thing"

23:15:53 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 11 @ 0.089 = 0.979 BTC [-]

23:16:01 bitcoinpete: i'm hoping that skwirkle will have a strong second half of the year

23:16:18 bitcoinpete: good fucking question

23:17:02 bitcoinpete: i guess having a tumblr and a southpark avatar are all one needs to be in fortune, wsj, etc

23:19:04 princessnell: rite brand, rite time

23:19:14 princessnell: pardon #brand

23:21:36 bitcoinpete: his brain damage also coincided with the media's hunger for anything with the word "gox"

23:23:34 bitcoinpete: http://fraudsters.com/2014/soft-pre-announcement-of-awards-at-stealth-third-bitcoin-conference-of-any-import/#comment-100029

23:23:35 assbot: Soft pre-announcement of awards at stealth third Bitcoin conference of any import pe fraudsters - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.

23:23:46 bitcoinpete: some more mpex award suggestions

23:24:11 bitcoinpete: and goddam that fucking question mark avatar. i want to kill that thing with fire

23:33:37 bitcoinpete: http://www.professorbitcorn.com

23:33:38 assbot: Professor Bitcorn Countdown to $10

23:34:37 pankkake: "a share"

23:34:54 jurov: it's always possible karpy did talk to twobitidiot

23:35:04 jurov: and he then got creative

23:35:28 bitcoinpete: pankkake: myeah. because expert

23:36:07 bitcoinpete: jurov: it's also possible that the burning bush told it to him

23:36:41 jurov: !up Luke-Jr

23:37:01 jurov: Luke-Jr you did not run for btc foundation? why?

23:37:47 Apocalyptic: I think he did last time

23:38:03 pankkake: yes

23:43:20 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 9 @ 0.02599999 = 0.234 BTC [+]

23:43:21 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 9 @ 0.031198 = 0.2808 BTC [+]

23:44:23 kakobrekla: why? for the CP ofc.

23:52:29 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 8 @ 0.09166224 = 0.7333 BTC [+] {3}

23:53:30 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15365 @ 0.00097421 = 14.9687 BTC [-]

23:55:32 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 5 @ 0.03072592 = 0.1536 BTC [-] {3}

23:57:34 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 10 @ 0.03067321 = 0.3067 BTC [-] {2}

23:58:35 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 5 @ 0.0300501 = 0.1503 BTC [-]

23:59:36 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 5 @ 0.03003184 = 0.1502 BTC [-] {3}