Transcript for 17-05-2017, 148 lines:
00:17:36 Apocalyptic: "its fucking liberating not owning anything but a couple of pants and shirts" I found this to be very true indeed
06:24:23 kakobrekla: actually i would welcome the fat bomb
06:24:30 kakobrekla: fat people can take cargo boats
06:24:36 kakobrekla: or just swim
06:24:41 kakobrekla: or walk
07:52:31 pankkake: "Wikipedia says that fat is 0.9196 kg/L while muscle is 1.06 kg/L. As we know, water has a density of ~1 kg/L. So yes, fat people would float easier, looking just at density. I don't know what other factors may come into play."
07:53:46 pankkake: now for someone to convert it into a Silicon Valley startup
08:21:52 pankkake: it looks like I've chosen the wrong moment to skimp on transaction fees
08:22:17 pankkake: unconfirmed for 11h now
08:37:14 punkman: pankkake: how much fee did you use?
08:38:04 pankkake: 0.0004 or 155.039 sat/B
08:38:59 pankkake: also the coin-age is low, but I'm not sure if that matters anymore
08:39:09 punkman: maybe
08:39:33 punkman: I've had some txs with 0.0004-5 that went through immediately
08:57:42 pankkake: 200543 Unconfirmed Transactions
15:30:32 punkman: fucking tunnels
16:26:32 asciilifeform: hiya boolcrap
16:26:41 boolcrap: ah
16:26:43 boolcrap: hello old friend
16:26:46 boolcrap: its almost watermelon time
16:26:57 boolcrap: by almost i mean, almost time to plant them
16:57:25 kakobrekla: pankkake, you are doing it wrong
16:57:39 kakobrekla: should just set 0 fee and blame it on chinese
16:57:44 asciilifeform: lol
16:58:22 pankkake: too easy :)
16:58:22 kakobrekla: i think the word is 'retarded', not 'lol.
16:58:24 kakobrekla: '
16:58:46 pankkake: tx is now 19 hours old
17:00:53 kakobrekla: myea
17:00:57 asciilifeform: btw kakobrekla , what happened to the 'forks will eat traditional bitcoin for lunch', 'trb bites the dust', seg-shitness, 'classic', 'unlimited' nonsense ?
17:01:11 asciilifeform: why did it quietly itself bite the dust, as mircea_popescu proclaimed it would ?
17:01:17 kakobrekla: l0l
17:01:28 kakobrekla: why did the sun go down like i said it will?
17:01:36 kakobrekla: magical powers i have.
17:01:39 kakobrekla: believe it.
17:01:46 kakobrekla: anyway
17:01:48 asciilifeform: almost as if we didn't have logs, where kakobrekla fellated the gavins
17:01:56 kakobrekla: i have a tx which would require 500bux fee
17:02:10 asciilifeform: massive utxolade ?
17:02:12 kakobrekla: asciilifeform, pls stop being retarded, ty.
17:02:16 asciilifeform: iirc mp complained of these
17:02:27 kakobrekla: yeah mp and my mother, what of it
17:02:39 kakobrekla: why do you keep bringing up that retarded l0ser?
17:04:30 asciilifeform: on my home planet, folx who correctly, logically, predict future events , against chorus of 'consensus' lamers, are called 'winners'
17:04:59 kakobrekla: your l0ser friend preditcs a lot of things, but you seem to forget the all the wrong ones
17:05:08 kakobrekla: which you are free to do
17:05:17 kakobrekla: but calling him a winner makes you look stupid
17:05:23 kakobrekla: which again, you are free to do
17:06:00 kakobrekla: so please, keep the sewage in the other chan
17:07:02 asciilifeform: and kakobrekla thinks himself to look quite smart, by doing nothing whatsoever publicly, bragging about seekrit mega-business ?
17:07:16 asciilifeform: great principle -- do nothing, never look stupid when failed ?
17:07:39 kakobrekla: so is he a winer or supid who failed
17:07:42 kakobrekla: make up your mind
17:07:47 kakobrekla: winner*
17:08:23 asciilifeform: winners, if the word has any meaning, win ~publicly.~
17:08:32 kakobrekla: anyway, deluding the public publicly is not something to be proud of in my book
17:08:45 kakobrekla: but hey
17:08:50 kakobrekla: enjoy your lsd
17:09:03 pankkake: ^ TL;DR
17:11:24 asciilifeform: i must admit, i have difficulty picturing myself in kakobrekla's position
17:11:38 kakobrekla: im in a great position tbh
17:12:04 asciilifeform: not the thai whores and megabux, no, these make sense. but the at the same time sitting in ye olde #b-a and churning out 'mp is a tard! scammed' etc. almost as if working day job
17:12:17 asciilifeform: i can't picture doing this, from thai whore beach
17:12:20 kakobrekla: yeah totally day job
17:12:24 kakobrekla: basically i do it 8hrs a day
17:12:28 asciilifeform: i mean why.
17:12:30 kakobrekla: and nsa and cia and nasa pays for it
17:12:39 asciilifeform: well somebody, evidently, pays.
17:12:43 asciilifeform: i for one wouldn't do it for phree
17:12:44 kakobrekla: actually indonesian :)
17:12:53 kakobrekla: yes its the nsa and cia and nasa
17:12:55 kakobrekla: an fbi
17:12:57 kakobrekla: and usg
17:13:00 kakobrekla: and isis
17:13:07 kakobrekla: and sova
17:13:13 kakobrekla: and zuckerberg
17:13:18 asciilifeform: twist: mircea_popescu pays
17:13:21 asciilifeform: just for lulz.
17:13:24 kakobrekla: and mp
17:13:31 kakobrekla: and alf
17:13:35 kakobrekla: and pankkake
17:13:40 kakobrekla: and punkman
17:13:43 kakobrekla: and your mother
17:13:53 kakobrekla: got it all covered ?
17:14:07 kakobrekla: you are such an idiot sometimes
17:14:10 asciilifeform: at any rate, i met kakobrekla and he seemed like a sane and pragmatic fella. so i'd rather picture him lavishly paid, than suffering from compulsive disease or similar.
17:14:26 asciilifeform: because i can't think of a third hypothesis.
17:14:27 kakobrekla: im just sick when you come up with your stupid shit
17:14:47 kakobrekla: and im trying to debug you
17:14:48 kakobrekla: for free
17:14:53 kakobrekla: with little effect i admit
17:15:05 asciilifeform: why ty kakobrekla .
17:15:09 kakobrekla: but as you said, geniouses have many books of strange
17:15:17 kakobrekla: geniuses
17:15:29 kakobrekla: and you have lots of that
17:16:09 kakobrekla: btw, i dont hang out with whores
17:16:24 kakobrekla: i dont pay them nor they know of my bank int
17:17:04 asciilifeform: i'm told that this is quite common situation for european man in asia.
17:17:25 asciilifeform: ( have not yet, personally, been there, cannot say anything interesting )
17:17:38 kakobrekla: yeah you can get that if you are into it
17:17:43 kakobrekla: im not into that sort of thing
17:17:58 kakobrekla: those girls have not much interesting to say
17:18:49 punkman: and random towngirl haz?
17:19:26 kakobrekla: the one that im staying with at the moment is not random towngirl
17:19:38 kakobrekla: but yeah i look for smart girls
17:19:42 punkman: sure, just talking about general case
17:19:45 kakobrekla: which can be found
17:19:53 kakobrekla: just takes some more effort and luck
17:20:51 kakobrekla: but as the ladyboys like to say, never try never know
17:22:30 punkman: talking's overrated anyway :P
17:25:33 kakobrekla: also protip, 'fucking' sucks, overrated. 'making love' wins.
17:28:48 punkman: what's the difference
17:30:31 kakobrekla: first one would be only the physical act of bum bum and second involves some feeling/care/emotions towards the other person (both ways)
17:30:48 kakobrekla: and ofc second one is free :)
17:31:39 kakobrekla: had several cases of each and i keep getting same results
17:42:01 kakobrekla: asciilifeform> at any rate, i met kakobrekla and he seemed like a sane and pragmatic fella. < btw im not smart, im jus lucky
17:42:11 kakobrekla: and its better to be lucky than smart
17:43:37 punkman: just started raining, shit
17:43:56 punkman: olive trees gonna get raped again
17:43:56 kakobrekla: awww
17:44:18 kakobrekla: sorry to hear
17:44:43 kakobrekla: time to sleep, long day tomorrow
17:44:48 asciilifeform: goodnight kakobrekla
17:44:53 punkman: still in thailand kakobrekla?
17:44:59 kakobrekla: plus i have to do the 8hrs bashing here
17:45:10 asciilifeform: lol
17:45:36 kakobrekla: punkman, no, after 1 month in nz i went to indonesia, bali now
17:45:49 kakobrekla: pic from the other days is from gili islands
19:55:17 jurov: punkman: actually, first time i have seen the weather matching the forecasts
19:55:25 *: jurov on crete vacay, too
19:57:46 jurov: they always forecasted 21 and it was like 26 actually
20:33:48 pankkake: 1 confirm \o/
20:34:03 pankkake: only 22h wait
20:55:26 punkman: jurov, having fun?
21:22:11 punkman: ;;tall
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22:34:33 assbot: Logged on 17-05-2017 17:25:33; kakobrekla: also protip, 'fucking' sucks, overrated. 'making love' wins.
22:46:05 ben_vulpes: what is love?
22:46:09 ben_vulpes: baby don't hurt me
22:46:11 ben_vulpes: don't hurt me
22:46:13 ben_vulpes: no more