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00:00:30 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 20 @ 0.00537 = 0.1074 BTC [+]

00:01:21 KRS-: .bait

00:01:22 ozbot: http://25.media.tumblr.com/581cfaf60ec8e0e1dd7d4e5bd0df4c04/tumblr_mtj9wphJI41qaoc0yo1_1280.jpg

00:01:33 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15326 @ 0.00084605 = 12.9666 BTC [-] {2}

00:18:48 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 20 @ 0.04999939 = 1 BTC [+] {3}

00:20:50 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.04999987 = 0.2 BTC [+] {2}

00:20:51 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15000 @ 0.00084891 = 12.7337 BTC [+] {2}

00:20:51 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 141 @ 0.00084793 = 0.1196 BTC [+] {3}

00:28:58 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 91 @ 0.0053798 = 0.4896 BTC [+]

00:29:25 KRS-: to the .bait

00:29:26 KRS-: .bait

00:29:27 ozbot: http://31.media.tumblr.com/abdb2e2ad5a6f0705ac11961908de692/tumblr_mf6giw2MjJ1rb4wcjo1_500.jpg

00:29:45 KRS-: ;;lasers

00:29:45 gribble: ┌━ ┄ ┄ ┄ ┄ ┄ ┄ *pew!* *pew!* *pew!*

00:31:01 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 136 @ 0.00538 = 0.7317 BTC [+] {2}

00:40:09 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12300 @ 0.00084533 = 10.3976 BTC [-]

00:48:28 nubbins`: so what's everyone investing in these days?

00:49:18 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18400 @ 0.00084749 = 15.5938 BTC [+] {2}

00:53:51 Duffer1: attorneys

00:56:07 Duffer1: i dunno, i haven't seen anything interest

00:56:20 Duffer1: nothing to put in even if i did

00:56:34 Duffer1: s.nsa looks like a great project though

00:56:38 Duffer1: but that's pretty much it

00:58:02 nubbins`: nod

00:58:28 benkay: bitcoin.

00:58:36 nubbins`: nod ;D

00:58:39 benkay: my emacs configuration.

00:58:57 nubbins`: ah, we're including time investments?

01:01:09 benkay: time, money, money, time.

01:01:12 benkay: do we differentiate?

01:06:35 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2850 @ 0.00084869 = 2.4188 BTC [+]

01:06:36 pankkake: should have IPOed my dotfiles, they're glorious

01:06:43 pankkake: (IPO is now a verb)

01:07:11 jurov: really, how much would you pay for 1 hour of my time next month?

01:07:23 jurov: *delivered next month

01:08:50 nubbins`: 50 cents

01:09:38 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13000 @ 0.00084869 = 11.033 BTC [+]

01:11:14 jurov: 50bitcents? any other proposal?

01:11:37 pizzaman1337: 2 satoshi

01:11:40 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9600 @ 0.00084519 = 8.1138 BTC [-] {2}

01:13:13 jurov: nice

01:14:02 nubbins`: oh, we're going down? 50 millisatoshi

01:15:15 KRS-: can we spend quality time together? ;)

01:15:16 pizzaman1337: I can't go any lower than that

01:18:48 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.55522046 BTC [-]

01:26:21 mircea_popescu: im investing in young people.

01:26:49 KRS-: You probably want to go to indonesia for that.

01:26:59 KRS-: I hear there is quite a selection.

01:28:05 benkay: "people"?

01:28:14 benkay: more like women, from what i've gathered

01:31:44 BingoBoingo: Oh mircea_popescu you're trying to cover the OpenBSD shortfall? I imagine quite the Trilema post if Theo turns it down or fails to collect it for some reason.

01:33:01 KRS-: http://imgur.com/ZOvtB4o

01:33:01 ozbot: imgur: the simple image sharer

01:33:59 BingoBoingo: Hopefully he does indeed collect and those microvaxen in his closet keep running.

01:35:03 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 1964 @ 0.00082552 = 1.6213 BTC [-] {7}

01:36:09 nubbins`: perverts, he's building libraries

01:36:16 nubbins`: YOUNG PEOPLE ARE THE FUTURE

01:37:12 nubbins`: so is bsd, tho ;(

01:37:59 BingoBoingo: Well, what else are the Vaxen going to eat?

01:39:08 BingoBoingo: From #openbsd: <neoncortex> tobiasu: i use keybind for a lot of things, even to lauch another sndiod and kill then [ to use my usb headphones without have to execute commands on terminal ]

01:39:08 BingoBoingo: <tobiasu> heh, usb headphones

01:39:08 BingoBoingo: <tobiasu> it still amazes me how designers thought that was good idea

01:40:24 nubbins`: ^

01:40:51 mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo nah, no post.

01:40:59 BingoBoingo: I think I like how these people think.

01:41:02 mircea_popescu: benkay women are people too!

01:41:24 BingoBoingo: Ah mircea_popescu

01:41:52 benkay: har u dodging doge u

01:42:33 nubbins`: dogecoin ruined doge for me

01:42:35 nubbins`: :(

01:42:56 RealEstate: hi

01:43:11 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5500 @ 0.00084852 = 4.6669 BTC [+]

01:43:33 RealEstate: I'm new here

01:43:39 mircea_popescu: welcome.

01:44:46 benkay: what brings you in, RealEstate?

01:45:22 benkay: your name alone suggests that you and the20year might be best buds

01:46:03 benkay: hey mircea_popescu subject of the long crappy slide into communism, where are all the cool people living now?

01:47:10 mircea_popescu: no particular place, sorta floating about.

01:47:52 pizzaman1337: so what kind of young people investing are you up to, mp?

01:48:27 mircea_popescu: little of this, little of that... sitting here talking to you...

01:48:39 mircea_popescu: (you know how much time i spend in this appartment ?)

01:49:17 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.5794 BTC [+]

01:50:10 benkay: hah

01:50:16 benkay: -assets is mircea_popescu's ycombinator

01:50:18 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.57954241 = 2.3182 BTC [+] {2}

01:50:28 mircea_popescu: it is tho.

01:50:42 benkay: i'm serious too!

01:51:52 benkay: it was the chuckle inspired by recognizing a pattern in an unexpected place. now that i've seen it i can't ever unsee it though.

01:52:18 benkay: but man -assets kicks yc ass due to public nature of conversation

01:52:59 Duffer1: irc and usenet, still the best

01:54:20 mircea_popescu: and it pleases me to announce openbsd got itself sponsored.

01:54:37 nubbins`: right on!

01:54:39 BingoBoingo: Nice.

01:54:45 nubbins`: not just a patron of the arts anymore ;p

01:54:48 BingoBoingo: The Vaxen continue to Roam

01:54:52 pankkake: \o/

01:54:52 mircea_popescu: remarkably on the ball folks.

01:55:54 BingoBoingo: I wonder if this will make Slashdot, Romanian Billionaire saves OpenBSD for the Lulz

01:56:21 mircea_popescu: does have a ring to it.

01:57:04 nubbins`: BingoBoingo, you've got a blog and you've got a title, all you're missing is a post

01:57:12 nubbins`: anyone can submit stories to /.

01:57:28 mircea_popescu: interesting how news breaks here way before all teh other journos get a whiff of it.

01:57:43 pankkake: they always rejected my subs

01:58:02 pankkake: well slashdot is notably late. articles are for trolling

01:58:34 BingoBoingo: Doing the write up

01:58:52 nubbins`: please submit with that title

02:00:43 RealEstate: any latest news i should know about

02:00:50 nubbins`: just what you're reading about now

02:01:22 RealEstate: benkay just thought i'd see what this place was about

02:01:35 BingoBoingo: RealEstate: This really is the newest news. Everywhere else just feeds you the Olds

02:02:01 RealEstate: great stuff

02:02:26 benkay: BingoBoingo: do you have logs for the openbsd sponsorship discussion?

02:02:29 benkay: slash mircea_popescu

02:02:31 nubbins`: tbf the olds are less stressful

02:02:43 benkay: also may i please read aforementioned logs :)

02:03:05 mircea_popescu: um notrly ? i just asked how to get in touch with teh ppl, someone gave me an email

02:03:07 BingoBoingo: benkay: Just what's in this chan it seems

02:03:23 benkay: ah well

02:03:59 mircea_popescu: benkay http://dpaste.com/1560438/

02:04:00 mircea_popescu: there.

02:05:15 benkay: thanks

02:05:39 benkay: what was the motivation? pr?

02:08:03 punkman: Most Prominent Philanthropist

02:08:22 punkman: like that awesome business card

02:08:24 nubbins`: osx borrows a firewall from openbsd

02:08:36 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 164 @ 0.00539386 = 0.8846 BTC [+] {4}

02:09:50 BingoBoingo: I'm guessing the motivation was that OpenBSD development is useful, and the world would be worse, or at least less interesting without it.

02:11:05 benkay: mircea_popescu: fighting the slide into computational hell with epic piles of cash surgically deployed

02:11:05 pankkake: they definitely offer something unique

02:11:46 BingoBoingo: Then the Mac SE/30 worked it was the only reasonable option other than A/UX

02:13:41 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 50 @ 0.00294 = 0.147 BTC [+]

02:14:39 benkay: dang BingoBoingo this post is taking you forever

02:15:06 BingoBoingo: benkay: A distraction emerged.

02:15:15 punkman: I wanna see the comments when it hits HN

02:15:35 benkay: a wild distraction appeaers!

02:16:23 RealEstate: where is the best place to advertise a bitcoin business?

02:17:53 mircea_popescu: that'd likely depend on the business

02:23:44 RealEstate: its a real estate site that will only have estates available to buy for bitcoin

02:24:12 benkay: bitbet's not an entirely bad venue, RealEstate

02:24:15 benkay: http://bitbet.us

02:24:16 ozbot: BitBet

02:24:35 RealEstate: great thank you will have a look

02:26:10 benkay: BingoBoingo: going to get that out tonight or shall I scoop you?

02:26:33 benkay: ;)

02:26:35 BingoBoingo: benkay: It's up

02:27:07 BingoBoingo: benkay: I just regret your blog doesn't seem to as of yet have comments enabled.

02:27:25 BingoBoingo: http://www.thedrinkingrecord.com/2014/01/19/romanian-billionaire-saves-openbsd/

02:27:27 ozbot: Romanian Billionaire Saves OpenBSD | Bingo Blog

02:27:38 benkay: i have yet to find a commenting implementation i find acceptable

02:27:58 benkay: please feel free to email comments in - i'll update entries as appropriate.

02:28:20 benkay: i think i'll refrain from imposing disqus on you

02:28:33 BingoBoingo: Disqus is the worst.

02:28:47 BingoBoingo: Classic style wordpress comments aren't bad.

02:28:56 benkay: shit sandwich.

02:29:06 BingoBoingo: Dunno how you could do something like that in o-blog though

02:30:00 benkay: who knows.

02:30:04 benkay: email is a likely approach.

02:31:41 benkay: actually appending to entry files or something similarly dum-dum

02:33:58 BingoBoingo: Well, here's the slashdot submission http://slashdot.org/firehose.pl?op=view&type=submission&id=3276781

02:34:25 benkay: .pl

02:34:28 benkay: i lol'd

02:34:47 BingoBoingo: Yeah

02:35:03 BingoBoingo: At least they don't hide the ugly

02:36:51 nubbins`: upvoted, although there are too many Recentlys

02:37:05 mircea_popescu: another good title, of course, would have been "openbsd gets 2/3 of a mpex account"

02:37:25 BingoBoingo: Lol

02:37:28 mircea_popescu: hehe

02:37:39 BingoBoingo: nubbins`: Well I dunno much of how this part of Slashdot works.

02:37:59 mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo he means your copy says "recently" twice

02:38:06 nubbins`: ^

02:38:19 BingoBoingo: AH

02:38:26 pankkake: I wonder how billionnaires will be called in the bitcoin world, when fiat is irrelevant. pizzanaires ?

02:38:57 pankkake: having recently twice is perfect, any good slashdot submission has to be ostensibly not proofread

02:38:58 BingoBoingo: That's just poor style. The Slashdot editors routinely do worse.

02:39:04 mircea_popescu: pizzaiolo

02:39:13 pizzaman1337: pizza!

02:39:38 nubbins`: pizzarazzi, pizzagentsia, etc

02:39:50 mircea_popescu: pizceo

02:40:09 nubbins`: pizzafaces

02:40:12 nubbins`: ;(

02:40:12 KRS-: hah

02:40:29 KRS-: nubbins` you are such a nubbins

02:47:03 lippoper: .bait

02:47:04 ozbot: http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8rvn4um1P1rdlgbgo1_1280.jpg

02:47:07 lippoper: nubbins?

02:47:23 lippoper: i can almost see her nubbins

02:48:35 lippoper: the $7 million dollar pizza

02:51:18 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 22750 @ 0.00084852 = 19.3038 BTC [+]

02:51:29 pankkake: nice bait

02:56:11 lewicki: huge buy on mtgox

03:05:32 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9732 @ 0.00084858 = 8.2584 BTC [+] {2}

03:08:44 BingoBoingo: Huh, merely submitting a story to slashdot brings a roughly three metric fucktons more traffic than doing the same on Reddit

03:16:43 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 48 @ 0.0041 = 0.1968 BTC [+]

03:38:04 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.56010201 BTC [-]

03:56:53 BingoBoingo: I should have stocked up on these things back in 1999 when I had the chance http://www.ebay.com/itm/Vintage-Macintosh-SE-30-Model-M5119-Computer-/321097840883?pt=US_Vintage_Computers_Mainframes&hash=item4ac2ec38f3

03:58:25 kakobrekla: dunno how reliable those are.

04:00:50 BingoBoingo: kakobrekla: I like them, but I have a habit of cooking them.

04:01:39 BingoBoingo: Easy machines to wrap in a faraday cage though and plug into the ground out in the garden.

04:01:58 kakobrekla: in the garden?

04:02:10 BingoBoingo: Well, where do you ground your cages?

04:02:45 kakobrekla: hm, wall socket should work?

04:03:26 BingoBoingo: Maybe?

04:03:29 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 200 @ 0.00405 = 0.81 BTC [-]

04:05:37 BingoBoingo: Handful of window screen under the asparagus mound doesn't seem very noisy though as long as the screen gets changed every year.

04:07:30 nubbins`: i'm not a fan of hand-egg

04:08:20 BingoBoingo: nubbins`: Handegg is something I'm indefferent to other than as a venture where pricing risk can either be lucrative or damning

04:14:40 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9228 @ 0.00084938 = 7.8381 BTC [+] {2}

04:16:42 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.04999988 = 0.25 BTC [+]

04:16:43 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9100 @ 0.0008488 = 7.7241 BTC [-]

04:38:50 BingoBoingo: .d

04:38:50 ozbot: 1789546951.05324 | Next Diff in 808 blocks | Estimated Change: 18.9986% in 4d 12h 55m 53s

04:46:11 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21940 @ 0.00084965 = 18.6413 BTC [+] {2}

04:47:12 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 5000 @ 0.0000931 = 0.4655 BTC [-] {2}

04:59:24 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10600 @ 0.00085065 = 9.0169 BTC [+] {2}

05:07:32 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13380 @ 0.00085113 = 11.3881 BTC [+] {2}

05:08:33 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5162 @ 0.00085205 = 4.3983 BTC [+] {2}

05:15:51 asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: re: vintage junk: Toshiba Libretto 110 cages very well.

05:16:27 asciilifeform: the size of vhs tape. no radios.

05:16:41 asciilifeform: eats a modern ATA SSD just fine.

05:17:02 BingoBoingo: Ascii Well, aesthetically it isn't optimal though. FOr the libretto cage has to go outside the factory case.

05:17:02 asciilifeform: ebay, ~100 usd.

05:17:34 asciilifeform: and where does yours go?

05:17:58 BingoBoingo: Inside the case.

05:18:01 asciilifeform: that Mac... has built-in CRT? cage has a 10" hole?

05:18:27 BingoBoingo: Well... Hope no one is listening from 178 degrees north...

05:18:52 BingoBoingo: Er... 358

05:19:22 asciilifeform: crt can be seen, from miles away, with 1970s tech.

05:20:11 BingoBoingo: Well, plaintext plus IRC means you feed the honeypot things it might find actionable

05:20:23 asciilifeform: must feed, yes.

05:20:44 BingoBoingo: Regardless of totality of truth. The best defense in some cases seems unreliable narration

05:20:51 asciilifeform: wouldn't do to have a back row seat in the gasenwagen, i always say.

05:21:25 BingoBoingo: Well, that's there the CO builds up because... Seriously a wood fired modern engine... Kind of want...

05:23:10 BingoBoingo: I don't think there's a serious solution to the CRT problem other than to stop reading text from the front of spotlights.

05:24:10 asciilifeform: indium tin oxide is conductive. and transparent.

05:25:50 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5188 @ 0.00085214 = 4.4209 BTC [+]

05:26:39 BingoBoingo: Interesting. Know it is used for capacitive touch displays, but I dunno if it could cage a batsignal of a monochome mac display.

05:26:51 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9572 @ 0.00085312 = 8.1661 BTC [+]

05:31:05 BingoBoingo: So the email inbox suggests "Romanian Billionaire Saves OpenBSD" might front slashdot

05:31:22 asciilifeform: so it is saved now?

05:36:00 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3600 @ 0.00085318 = 3.0714 BTC [+] {2}

05:36:01 BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Seems Mircea and Theo found agreeable terms

05:44:32 BingoBoingo: But the story made the slashdot front page nao

05:45:29 BingoBoingo: ;;later tell mircea_popescu made Slashdot front page

05:45:30 gribble: The operation succeeded.

05:45:37 KRS-: word

05:49:56 pankkake: wow

05:52:39 KRS-: To say the least.

05:54:18 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 1000 @ 0.00089611 = 0.8961 BTC [-] {6}

05:56:20 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11500 @ 0.00084945 = 9.7687 BTC [-]

05:57:15 BingoBoingo: What can I say. I am a master at not getting flagged as spam. Well, that or having been flagged as spam enough in the past for sending honest emails I've learned some shit about Bayes.

05:57:21 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 706 @ 0.00089848 = 0.6343 BTC [+] {4}

05:59:50 BingoBoingo: Fuck, I haven't made the first page of Slashdot since Windows Vista (or was it 7) SP1 was released

06:00:17 asciilifeform: i was linked there twice, and it was deadly boring each time.

06:00:47 asciilifeform: the snakepit before 'reddit'.

06:00:50 KRS-: gj BingoBoingo

06:01:01 KRS-: I think thats awesome.

06:01:25 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 32 @ 0.00409998 = 0.1312 BTC [+] {2}

06:01:31 BingoBoingo: Lately if you browse at +4 or +5 it seems reddit bled a lot of the offensively stupid though some stupid remains.

06:04:20 asciilifeform: whether or not this is true, their symbionts (spammers, hucksters, beggars of all stripes) are still there.

06:04:28 asciilifeform: and the thinking people... are elsewhere.

06:04:44 asciilifeform: forum death is permanent.

06:05:16 BingoBoingo: Much like the blockchain though a place to dump text can be useful

06:05:31 asciilifeform: 15,772 'karma.' would sell it for a buck if i could.

06:05:44 pankkake: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=7087800

06:05:44 ozbot: Romanian Bitcoin Billionaire saves OpenBSD | Hacker News

06:06:14 BingoBoingo: Thx Panakke

06:06:56 BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: They's capped maximum well under that a few years ago if my poking reported accurately.

06:07:17 asciilifeform: http://www.reddit.com/user/asciilifeform/

06:07:25 asciilifeform: (object of shame, rather than pride!)

06:07:39 pankkake: I deleted mine

06:07:40 BingoBoingo: Oh, that.

06:07:55 BingoBoingo: Confused it with Slashdot

06:08:11 mod6: cool beans

06:08:13 mod6: :]

06:08:16 asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: you may have 'jumped the gun' with the bsd piece. the peanut gallery won't believe until theo admits.

06:09:01 BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Of course I jumped the gun. The thing is I price risk and I know Mircea's rep. When he reported it as done I count that as done enough to report.

06:09:28 BingoBoingo: I count on people doubting it to upon validation increase my credibility,.

06:09:32 BingoBoingo: It is a gamble

06:09:33 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 22800 @ 0.00085243 = 19.4354 BTC [+] {3}

06:09:38 asciilifeform: fair enough

06:09:58 asciilifeform: shaman and eclipse.

06:10:00 pankkake: since when accuracy matters

06:10:10 BingoBoingo: Nothing more dangerous than betting against Serena Williams Saturday, SOmething I wish I would have put much more money on.

06:10:38 BingoBoingo: Well, Bitcoin is a reputation economy

06:12:21 BingoBoingo: So... SLashdot doubts the combination of Bitcoin and Billionaire. HF doubts the label Billionaire which Paul Graham lacks.

06:12:33 BingoBoingo: Interesting to see community reflexes

06:14:18 pankkake: needs more complaining about bitcoin spam

06:15:39 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] 74 @ 0.0031072 = 0.2299 BTC [+]

06:15:42 mod6: haha "NSFW!!1" what a bunch of crybabies

06:20:20 mod6: hmm neat, just made my first twister post

06:20:31 mod6: anyone else try this out?

06:22:53 pankkake: it looks interesting but i don't even use twitter

06:22:53 BingoBoingo: Best comment so far http://bsd.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=4686869&cid=46010815

06:22:56 pankkake: https://twitter.com/diodesign/status/425145407820156928

06:22:57 ozbot: Twitter / diodesign: News of the weird: It's claimed ...

06:23:26 pankkake: https://twitter.com/dascritch/status/425144363409084416 (a romanian MILLIONaire in bitcoins saves openbsd - where are the usual open source sponsors?)

06:23:26 ozbot: Twitter / dascritch: Un roumain millionnaire en ...

06:23:46 pankkake: https://twitter.com/computionist/status/425141723140866048

06:23:46 ozbot: Twitter / computionist: HAHAHA O SHIT OPENBSD SAVED ...

06:26:25 benkay: i remember when slashdot brought down websites

06:26:28 benkay: i was but a wee bairn

06:26:49 thestringpuller: !ticker S.MPOE

06:26:49 assbot: You know, I've had it up to here with this Indian malarkey.

06:26:55 thestringpuller: !ticker m S.MPOE

06:26:56 assbot: [MPEX:S.MPOE] 1D: 0.00084311 / 0.00084815 / 0.00085401 (465070 shares, 394.45 BTC), 7D: 0.00083792 / 0.00084821 / 0.00085833 (5709843 shares, 4,843.17 BTC), 30D: 0.00062972 / 0.00086717 / 0.00092833 (26661796 shares, 23,120.36 BTC)

06:26:56 pankkake: lol

06:27:20 thestringpuller: !ticker m ^OIX

06:27:20 assbot: [MPEX:^OIX] 1D: 0 / 0 / 0 (0 shares, 0 BTC), 7D: / 170.90664092 / 170.90664093 (50 shares, 0.27 BTC), 30D: 0 / 0 / 0 (0 shares, 0 BTC)

06:27:51 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6100 @ 0.0008488 = 5.1777 BTC [-]

06:42:36 BingoBoingo: Holy mother of god, Slashdot drives so much more traffic than Reddit.

06:44:08 BingoBoingo: All numbers that might provide context have been removed https://unsee.cc/hotame/

06:46:09 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7900 @ 0.00084953 = 6.7113 BTC [+]

06:48:01 musty: BingoBoingo: Huh?

06:48:41 BingoBoingo: musty: Huh? what? Which unclear part do you want to know about?

06:49:04 musty: BingoBoingo: None.

06:49:24 BingoBoingo: Where then is the confusion?

06:50:01 musty: BingoBoingo: You seem pepped. Coffee?

06:50:17 BingoBoingo: musty: Vodka

06:51:26 musty: BingoBoingo: Make sure to sprinkle pepper on it, in true post-Russian wartime fashion.

06:52:15 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] 67 @ 0.0031072 = 0.2082 BTC [+]

06:52:52 BingoBoingo: musty: Nah, I'm going full sacrilegious, mixing it with Diet Mountain Dew. For the Lulz

06:53:36 musty: BingoBoingo: You might find yourself in a trans-dimensional rift. Please be careful.

06:56:19 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 288 @ 0.0009029 = 0.26 BTC [+]

06:57:20 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8269 @ 0.00084953 = 7.0248 BTC [+]

06:57:20 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 795 @ 0.00046642 = 0.3708 BTC [+] {5}

06:58:21 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 500 @ 0.00090353 = 0.4518 BTC [+] {2}

06:58:22 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 500 @ 0.00046999 = 0.235 BTC [+] {2}

06:58:42 BingoBoingo: musty: How do you know that isn't my desired destination?

06:59:06 musty: BingoBoingo: You'd be a tough act to follow, and we both know how you want to be followed.

07:00:49 BingoBoingo: musty: You mean carefully?

07:01:00 musty: Go away.

07:02:39 BingoBoingo: So far Slashdot is driving two orders of magnitude more traffic than Paul Graham's sites

07:06:31 musty: BingoBoingo: Figured out why yet?

07:08:09 BingoBoingo: musty: Prolly because someone wants to see the Vaxen run. Also Paul Graham is kind of a quack lately (for values of lately that equal the past 15 years)

07:08:40 musty: I think pg's pretty clever.

07:09:00 musty: What is the Vaxen run?

07:09:12 BingoBoingo: He's not a complete idiot, but he seems to have integrated some idiot values into his operating parameters

07:09:31 musty: BingoBoingo: Elabroate.

07:09:32 BingoBoingo: musty: The Vaxen are some of the greatest architectures that ever ran.

07:09:53 BingoBoingo: Next to the Haskell, Smalltalk, and not the least the LISP machines.

07:10:00 BingoBoingo: The 80's were a crazy time.

07:10:48 musty: Oh, you mean VAX.

07:11:23 musty: Not sure that VAX and hs ought to be in the same sentence, but ta da.

07:14:18 euromaidan: Hello, community! Perhaps some of you have heard about the events in Ukraine ... Beg your humble assistance for people on Euromaidan. Basically, we need funds for medicines, clothing and defense. Purse, which can be sent at least 0.001 BTC (or more) - 1C8Cbq7azQWDopSsgdSuDJe8t8zSVdBqWc

07:14:51 BingoBoingo: euromaidan: Are you just hoping your revolution gets the same support OpenBSD did?

07:16:00 musty: euromaidan: Nobody cares about the Ukraine.

07:16:23 euromaidan: Actually yes. We collect money from various sources. This is just another opportunity.

07:16:39 euromaidan: I hope this is acceptable here.

07:17:15 euromaidan: If not - excuse me. (You can ban me) :)

07:17:17 BingoBoingo: Well, how much of Ukriane's wheat harvest can you guarentee for sponsors?

07:19:57 Duffer1: ;;gpg info euromaidan

07:19:57 gribble: No such user registered.

07:20:43 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2831 @ 0.00084953 = 2.405 BTC [+]

07:21:48 euromaidan: forecast grain harvest in 2014 to 45,0-45,5 million tons :)

07:30:53 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 40693 @ 0.00085479 = 34.784 BTC [+] {4}

07:36:59 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 61 @ 0.00535 = 0.3264 BTC [-] {2}

07:40:02 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.5789898 BTC [+]

08:02:24 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7150 @ 0.00085944 = 6.145 BTC [+]

08:06:28 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8927 @ 0.00086404 = 7.7133 BTC [+]

08:07:29 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 100 @ 0.00534196 = 0.5342 BTC [-] {2}

08:11:40 BingoBoingo: IveBeenBit: Away messages are spammy you cunt sniff

08:12:10 Duffer1: irc is that some kinda newfangled social media?

08:12:18 Duffer1: they gonna ipo soon?

08:12:30 musty: Lulz.

08:15:48 BingoBoingo: Remember when IRC was ED's whipping boy back in the day...

08:17:40 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14305 @ 0.00086516 = 12.3761 BTC [+] {2}

08:18:40 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.57899 = 1.158 BTC [+]

08:21:07 herbijudlestoids: you ever wonder about how insanely postmodern the internet has become?

08:21:21 herbijudlestoids: so im on twitter and i see a /. article about romanian billionaire saving openbsd

08:21:52 herbijudlestoids: 'who is this guy?' i ask myself after i read the thing, and end up poking around on various things looking at his blog etc

08:22:11 herbijudlestoids: finally after clearing all the tabs i opened one was left and it was MPex itself

08:22:49 herbijudlestoids: click the tab, and damn if it isnt the exact same idea that i was just grappling with last night, fully implemented, in a 0-stylesheet HTML frontent

08:23:53 herbijudlestoids: so while i was struggling with the idea of how do you settle contracts like "BTCUSD Jun 14" in BTC legitimately, there is someone else who has already done it and thought of everything

08:24:46 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 18 @ 0.025 = 0.45 BTC [-] {3}

08:24:50 Duffer1: still plenty of room for other ideas around here

08:25:07 herbijudlestoids: oh sure...but the postmodernism of it all freaks me out

08:25:28 herbijudlestoids: constantly happening to me "oh thats a brilliant idea..." *google it* "...oh someone just got it funded on kickstarter and has code on github"

08:26:12 herbijudlestoids: at least on MPex i can buy some shares lol

08:26:46 herbijudlestoids: how about this, a periscope for your car so you can see over traffic

08:26:56 Duffer1: brilliant

08:27:17 herbijudlestoids: or collapsible skis that you screw together like a pool cue

08:28:24 herbijudlestoids: how about someone actually fucking commits some code to secushare

08:28:40 herbijudlestoids: or we fund a thousand VMs to run tor/i2p/gnunet

08:32:54 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.57899 BTC [+]

08:33:55 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 38 @ 0.57985754 = 22.0346 BTC [+] {12}

08:34:09 angel: what about alcoholess beer

08:34:35 Duffer1: what kind of sick fuck would say such a thing

08:34:56 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 74 @ 0.60031485 = 44.4233 BTC [+] {10}

08:35:10 Duffer1: ಠ_ಠ

08:35:13 angel: if there exist plastic penises, why not alcoholess beer

08:35:33 herbijudlestoids: because beer is the product of fermentation of bacteria that produce alcohol?

08:35:57 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.6263 = 1.2526 BTC [+] {2}

08:36:58 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 1023 @ 0.00540956 = 5.534 BTC [+] {14}

08:37:07 herbijudlestoids: see this is what i mean

08:37:13 herbijudlestoids: this is *exactly* what im talking about

08:37:27 herbijudlestoids: angel here had this idea, and my logical brain is coming up with reasons why its feasible or not

08:37:59 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 808 @ 0.00581209 = 4.6962 BTC [+] {18}

08:38:00 herbijudlestoids: meanwhile he goes on kickstarter or whatever and within 6 months hes rolling in money selling "alcoholess" beer to mormons or something

08:39:00 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 392 @ 0.00597191 = 2.341 BTC [+] {9}

08:39:12 herbijudlestoids: i go on twitter and theres an article on wired about some geek whos gotten richer than bill gates from selling alcoholess beer

08:39:52 angel: well, the trickiest part is not having just the idea, but selling it :)

08:40:01 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 75 @ 0.00599999 = 0.45 BTC [+] {4}

08:43:04 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.64569194 = 3.2285 BTC [+] {2}

08:46:07 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 50 @ 0.006 = 0.3 BTC [+]

08:47:08 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.64823 = 1.2965 BTC [+]

08:48:09 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 3000 @ 0.0000931 = 0.2793 BTC [-]

08:55:16 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.645 BTC [-]

08:56:17 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.6489 BTC [+]

08:57:18 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 158 @ 0.006002 = 0.9483 BTC [+] {3}

09:08:29 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 32800 @ 0.00087356 = 28.6528 BTC [+] {2}

09:20:57 mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo lol cool.

09:21:36 BingoBoingo: It happens. The trick to social media and viral seems to be you just gotta beat Bayes.

09:21:49 mircea_popescu: i credit your recently.

09:22:22 herbijudlestoids: hi mircea, i was just on here a little while ago complaining about how postmodern the internet is, when i just discovered today you had fully implemented (MPex) the thing that i was thinking about doing last night lol

09:22:27 mircea_popescu: (i also choose to believe that the secret to both is to just not be doing it)

09:22:49 mircea_popescu: herbijudlestoids you might not believe this, but you're by no means the first person in your situation

09:22:53 herbijudlestoids: haha

09:23:00 mircea_popescu: you may be the first to actually tell me it rather than try anyway

09:23:09 herbijudlestoids: i actually came on here in the hopes that youd come on and keep me company while i sign up so i can buy shares

09:23:11 mircea_popescu: (and fail more or less miserably, painfully and expensively down the road)

09:23:33 herbijudlestoids: i consider myself to be not retarded but the instructions are intimidating

09:23:45 mircea_popescu: kinda deliberately. anyway, what's the problem ?

09:24:03 BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Well, Bayes catches good grammar and style. Gotta learn from the spamzors.

09:24:05 herbijudlestoids: nothin, but now youre on im gonna start trying to sign up and hassle you if it fails

09:24:12 BingoBoingo: Then make it pretty for the eyes.

09:24:14 mircea_popescu: works.

09:24:15 herbijudlestoids: the way i figure it, at least with this idea i can invest in it

09:24:40 herbijudlestoids: with my very small amount of BTC :P

09:24:56 mircea_popescu: lmao is this in reference to kako's phone ?

09:25:01 herbijudlestoids: but maybe if i like it i will convert some fiat

09:25:28 herbijudlestoids: i dunno who kako is

09:25:34 herbijudlestoids: if youwere talking to me

09:25:36 mircea_popescu: a ok. you stumbled on an old private joke.

09:25:40 BingoBoingo: herbijudlestoids: If you are buying securities on MPEX and justifying it on a dream I'd recommend the S.NSA. It has a savory Umami the S.MG lacks while still relying on some gamblin' to anticipate success.

09:26:02 herbijudlestoids: no i wanna invest in MPOE? isnt that the security for the exchange?

09:26:11 BingoBoingo: herbijudlestoids: Indeed it is.

09:26:25 herbijudlestoids: i swear, i know it sounds stupid but i had tihs exact idea last night

09:26:31 herbijudlestoids: and even the interface with 0 stylesheet

09:26:32 BingoBoingo: Try Coinbr.com if you can't afford to register your own key.

09:26:41 mircea_popescu: he just means it lists a number of assets. and here's your "small amount" reference : http://trilema.com/2013/jesus-you-guys-are-like-snark-bullion-already/

09:27:45 herbijudlestoids: well shit i dont even have 0.1BTC

09:27:51 herbijudlestoids: guess i better buy some

09:28:12 herbijudlestoids: now i gotta sign up a damn account with bitstamp or mtgox or something

09:29:29 BingoBoingo: herbijudlestoids: Do you have a sharpie?

09:29:30 mircea_popescu: what drives teh btc price in fiats ? ppl trying to get on mpex.

09:29:39 mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo lol dun be an asshole

09:29:49 BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: I'm trying to price it

09:30:01 herbijudlestoids: actually the btc price is undriven

09:30:02 BingoBoingo: YTou have to sample the inflation

09:30:13 mircea_popescu: herbijudlestoids how'd you figure that ?

09:30:19 herbijudlestoids: if it was a legit economy you could arb the exchanges

09:30:33 mircea_popescu: people have been arbing the exchanges since 2011

09:30:34 BingoBoingo: It ain't 10 BTC no more and prolly lower than the 0.25 last quoted here.

09:31:00 mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo ahh, the lulzy days of a few years ago when people were importantly droning about how "you can't buy stuff!11"

09:31:10 BingoBoingo: Yeah mircea_popescu

09:31:34 BingoBoingo: Actually I think on trilema that post was almost, but not a whole year ago.

09:31:40 herbijudlestoids: if the price isnt within 0.01% then thats pretty poor for electronic exchanges, and anyway you can see when someone dumps liquidity dries up and the spreads go haywire

09:31:47 BingoBoingo: That was prolly MPOE's best PR.

09:31:48 herbijudlestoids: just my 2c

09:32:18 BingoBoingo: herbijudlestoids: Arbing BTC and Fiat has challenges that impart delays.

09:32:22 mircea_popescu: herbijudlestoids contrary to what people thing, btc is very much the result of the aggregated thoughts of people. machines are abjectly voiceless.

09:33:03 mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo so where's this slashdot link ?

09:33:05 herbijudlestoids: so, what? nobody has thought, here is some free BTC for me to pick up?

09:33:14 mircea_popescu: herbijudlestoids indeed they haven't.

09:33:14 herbijudlestoids: http://bsd.slashdot.org/story/14/01/20/0348247/romanian-bitcoin-entrepreneur-steps-in-to-pay-openbsd-shortfall?utm_source=slashdot&utm_medium=twitter

09:33:15 ozbot: Romanian Bitcoin Entrepreneur Steps In To Pay OpenBSD Shortfall - Slashdot

09:33:18 mircea_popescu: ty

09:33:35 mircea_popescu: hahaha look, they edited it for you.

09:33:35 BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: They copyeditted a bit

09:33:54 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 54 @ 0.6004042 = 32.4218 BTC [-] {4}

09:33:55 mircea_popescu: "That sort of an electrical bill is a crap explanation in my opinion to support the development and deployment of OpenBSD developers and users.

09:33:55 mircea_popescu: Poor management is more likely the explanation."

09:34:01 mircea_popescu: why are people always asshats ?

09:34:11 herbijudlestoids: i think youre awesome for doing it

09:34:13 BingoBoingo: Fuck, have they ever tried to power a Vaxen?

09:34:13 mircea_popescu: the fact that anything costs some money is a poor explanation for anything needing some money ?

09:34:24 herbijudlestoids: someone called you a criminal in the comments and thats why i even looked into you and ended up here

09:34:40 mircea_popescu: ideal management is perhaps making battleships out of old ramen and spare cat hair

09:34:41 BingoBoingo: herbijudlestoids: They have been calling him that for years

09:34:46 mircea_popescu: like we've seen that guy on tvb.

09:34:55 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10650 @ 0.0008753 = 9.3219 BTC [+] {2}

09:35:25 mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo "I'm sure you'll fit in here just fine. Has anyone told you what happened to John Katz yet? Oh, yeah. We Don't Talk About That." um ?

09:35:27 herbijudlestoids: how about instead of me buying shares in MPOE you hire me to do some junk and pay me in MPOE shares?

09:35:30 BingoBoingo: Well, if you can make the cathair and ramen into Carbon nanotubes... Who knows. That might be a sweet battleship.

09:35:37 herbijudlestoids: i can do the stuffs.

09:35:44 mircea_popescu: did insanikatz manage to get himself into the lol-of-slashdot too, after being the lol-of-retardstalk ?

09:36:02 BingoBoingo: Oh shit, must be a new comment.

09:36:17 mircea_popescu: ask the guy. inquiring ex-billionaire, currently entrepreneurial minds wish to know

09:38:50 mircea_popescu: "The point is, there are no BUYERS. It will not happen. No one is going to pay $20k of REAL money for bitcoins."

09:38:54 mircea_popescu: o slashdot delivers :D

09:38:57 BingoBoingo: Well, Joel was the Rippleshill

09:39:53 BingoBoingo: How many weeks ago was slashdot the least lulzy news site just under Cryptome

09:40:12 mircea_popescu: "Te mekkora egy fasz vagy, b*meg."

09:40:15 mircea_popescu: if anyone speaks hungarian.

09:40:29 BingoBoingo: I assume they think you can.

09:40:49 mircea_popescu: well i can, but that was in protestation to some guy losing it.

09:40:54 herbijudlestoids: haha!

09:40:56 mircea_popescu: "In other words, a Romanian gypsy stepped in. Except gypsies quite smart really and trade in actual resources, so bitcoins would be beneath gypsies.

09:40:56 mircea_popescu: So FreeBSD which isn't associated with malcoins per se and is used in the PS4 vs. OpenBSD which is now smeared and tainted with btc's. Hmm, let me think:"

09:41:01 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 470 @ 0.00599114 = 2.8158 BTC [-] {2}

09:41:03 herbijudlestoids: its "youre a big dick in b .*"

09:41:14 mircea_popescu: bunt ?

09:41:18 mircea_popescu: c is for cunt!

09:41:32 herbijudlestoids: no that is liteally the translate from translate.google.com

09:41:40 mircea_popescu: a

09:41:49 BingoBoingo: Google offers the b* which is why I don't like Google's fucking bowlderized ass

09:42:03 mircea_popescu: bosmeg

09:43:17 mircea_popescu: lol. instead of oracle ?

09:43:28 BingoBoingo: I also like the part where Slashdot editors seemed to actually use the WOT.

09:43:43 mircea_popescu: o ?

09:44:00 BingoBoingo: Trusting my report because I trusted your report, because you got all those positive ratings.

09:44:26 BingoBoingo: Public confirmation from the OpenBSD people seemingly unnecessary.

09:44:40 mircea_popescu: interesting

09:44:45 mircea_popescu: o, they never got around to confirming it ?

09:44:54 BingoBoingo: Not to my knowledge.

09:44:58 mircea_popescu: wow.

09:45:13 BingoBoingo: They just edited my post to remove the second recenlty and then linked your twitter

09:45:17 mircea_popescu: hey, where's truffles ? i was gonna go see truffles, now that's power. except my tab did nothing

09:45:25 mircea_popescu: is truffles awol since i told him a few things ?

09:45:32 BingoBoingo: Maybe?

09:45:45 BingoBoingo: Fuck. How are we gonna finish that shess tournament

09:45:50 mircea_popescu: well hopefully he gets something out of it.

09:46:15 BingoBoingo: I got drunk and tied up a quinto BTC sweetening the pot because I auth'd

09:46:29 mircea_popescu: "How about we be a little more careful with twitter links, K?" "It's the right link." "Twitter is NEVER the right link"

09:46:31 mircea_popescu: epic hahaha

09:46:53 BingoBoingo: Yeah, They asked about your physical security. I referenced your harem.

09:47:17 BingoBoingo: Slashdot beats reddit in every way.

09:47:35 BingoBoingo: Reddit can't even think of criticism as lulzily stupid.

09:47:36 mircea_popescu: totally.

09:47:53 herbijudlestoids: so whats this criminal thing

09:47:58 herbijudlestoids: i couldnt find anything on you

09:48:09 herbijudlestoids: maybe im not leet enough

09:48:11 mircea_popescu: you know actually that's a very good point BingoBoingo ?

09:48:24 BingoBoingo: herbijudlestoids: Some groundsloth named Jimmothy according to his profile picture.

09:48:56 herbijudlestoids: ?

09:48:59 mircea_popescu: this scenario has played out so many times before. "hello sir, I am here to kidnap you!" "aww. why kidnap me ? wouldn't you rather pick one of the naked girls ? like that one with the small tits ?" "a... okay!"

09:49:14 BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Well. Back in the day I wrote school papers on troll culture and turned in bakers fluff, because class doesn't pay money.

09:49:19 mircea_popescu: two to six weeks later a new bodybag is discreetly added to my compost heap...

09:49:46 mircea_popescu: herbijudlestoids principally people need explanations they may accept rather than explanations that are correct.

09:50:01 BingoBoingo: Fuck, Imma have to scroll up. Who asked why my ground for the faraday is in the garden?

09:50:13 mircea_popescu: see the entire "sum of natural numbers can't add to -1/12, because all we know is partial sums and taylor series and natural integers are all positive (and not fractional)"

09:51:10 BingoBoingo: (It's in the garden because asparagus likes saline soil) Wears out the grounding mesh, but windowscreen is cheap.

09:51:11 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10800 @ 0.00087615 = 9.4624 BTC [+] {2}

09:51:31 mircea_popescu: you grow your own asparagus ?

09:52:01 BingoBoingo: Got a good climate for it if you rape the soil enough with the salt.

09:52:12 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [MS] 50 @ 0.005 = 0.25 BTC

09:52:25 mircea_popescu: interesting.

09:52:39 mircea_popescu: so the poles could all be growing asparagus commercially and nobody ever told them ?

09:53:13 mircea_popescu: "Mircea Popescu is very nice person, thank you for saving OpenBSD. Now, why are some a-holes here bouthmouthing one person that did something to help OpenBSD's problem?! And jumping to conclusions and all. Jesus Christ that will teach any future milionares to sponsor FOSS."

09:53:23 mircea_popescu: as if future millionaires got there by listening to the comment scum.

09:53:23 herbijudlestoids: http://www.freshplaza.com/article/110066/Poland-becoming-more-interested-in-asparagus

09:53:25 ozbot: Poland becoming more interested in asparagus

09:53:28 mircea_popescu: what is this, the future ?!

09:53:35 mircea_popescu: herbijudlestoids a ok then

09:54:04 herbijudlestoids: asparaguscoin

09:54:24 herbijudlestoids: i always just append coin to whatever is in my head to make sure it isnt a brilliant idea that im mising out on

09:54:39 mircea_popescu: i hear that's what kids do in junior high, when they first hear the word cunt

09:54:53 mircea_popescu: carcunt. barcunt. stoolcunt. cunstool. cuntwind. cuntetcx.

09:54:56 punkman: cuntwaffles

09:54:58 herbijudlestoids: i already thought of cuntcoin or porncoin like 3 days ago

09:55:03 mircea_popescu: no, that's a legitimate product.

09:55:11 BingoBoingo: Honestly I'm kind of interest in starting an LLC to buy some land and grow some panax ginseng

09:55:12 mircea_popescu: herbijudlestoids you're so ahead of the curve :D

09:55:29 BingoBoingo: Nah, porncoin was last march

09:55:34 mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo then if bottom falls out of ltc you can return 1897598568% to your investors.

09:55:35 herbijudlestoids: mircea_popescu: no dont you see how it works? as soon as i google it someone will have already got a project on github and $100,000 in funding from kickstarter

09:55:39 herbijudlestoids: *see!*

09:55:40 BingoBoingo: Cuntcoin I haven't heard of yet

09:55:58 herbijudlestoids: im bloody 27 days behind the curve

09:56:02 punkman: there's SexCoin or what it's called

09:56:07 herbijudlestoids: *see!*

09:56:08 mircea_popescu: herbijudlestoids 2.7 years but ok.

09:56:20 herbijudlestoids: oh shiz i misread march/month

09:56:24 BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Well, the thing about panax ginseng is the scaricity is guaranteed. It is an endangered species.

09:56:48 BingoBoingo: Almost as good as Kidney coins

09:56:48 herbijudlestoids: i got a better one than that

09:56:52 mircea_popescu: i doubt you can be something economically useful with an endangered species in the us and not end up with a media and perhaps courthouse circus on your hands

09:56:56 herbijudlestoids: get some crappy land, land which is cheap because its crappy

09:56:58 herbijudlestoids: and then grow hemp

09:57:01 herbijudlestoids: in like china or iran

09:57:03 herbijudlestoids: where its legal

09:57:10 herbijudlestoids: and then make hemp bricks which absorb carbon

09:57:16 mircea_popescu: and other people who speak the language have all sorts of advantages over you

09:57:17 herbijudlestoids: and sell those carbon bricks on the carbon offsets market in europe

09:57:21 mircea_popescu: like already owning the local harems

09:57:35 BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: US want's that slanty China money though. I thought I linked a trashy reality TV show on the subject here this weekend.

09:57:48 herbijudlestoids: well i speak the local language in iran :)

09:57:53 mircea_popescu: yu do ?!

09:57:59 herbijudlestoids: farsi

09:58:09 mircea_popescu: http://mpex.co/faq_pe.html << does this read human to you ?

09:58:10 ozbot: MPEx FAQ.

09:58:12 herbijudlestoids: im iranian by nationality, living in oz

09:58:43 mircea_popescu: "Not only a criminal but also a attention whore, pervert and a sociopath. All the coin this criminal has are stolen one way or another."

09:58:44 mircea_popescu: herp.

09:58:50 BingoBoingo: herbijudlestoids: How do we know you aren't the resurection of TradeFortress. Imma need two corpses for you to prove this claim.

09:58:58 mircea_popescu: "this successful guy is all the bad things!!11 please make it stop!!1"

09:59:00 herbijudlestoids: i dunno even who that is

09:59:02 herbijudlestoids: look

09:59:03 herbijudlestoids: i told you

09:59:13 herbijudlestoids: i came on here, by complete chance from seeing the openbsd thing on twitter

09:59:28 herbijudlestoids: and only because of the criminal comment and then i saw MPex was exactly what i was thinking of last inght

09:59:38 herbijudlestoids: so basically i came here to complain about the postmodernism of the internet and buy shares

09:59:46 herbijudlestoids: (because if you cant beat em join em)

09:59:51 BingoBoingo: herbijudlestoids: You are starting good. Just read some history. Learn the past scammers and what they did. Then don't do that unless you leik dicks int he night.

10:00:27 herbijudlestoids: mircea_popescu: my reading/writing farsi not so good

10:00:33 mircea_popescu: aha

10:00:35 herbijudlestoids: who translated this?

10:00:37 BingoBoingo: Maybe if you want to endear yourself to some people here herbijudlestoids learn you some lisp

10:00:46 mircea_popescu: some contractor guy

10:00:52 herbijudlestoids: lol at my last job our dev guy was obsessed with lisp

10:01:05 herbijudlestoids: he fucking rewrote the openstack client libs in lisp

10:01:12 herbijudlestoids: and now hes the sole maintainer of the openstack lisp client lol

10:01:15 mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo actually, the one thing one chick could do to completely take over

10:01:20 BingoBoingo: herbijudlestoids: His reasons were probably good and just

10:01:23 mircea_popescu: would be to do a hacking lisp nude blog.

10:01:32 herbijudlestoids: im just a lowly ops guys

10:01:39 herbijudlestoids: building teh openstack cloudz

10:02:00 BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: The problem would be making it a Lisp acceptable to asciilifeform

10:02:09 BingoBoingo: He seems picky

10:02:18 mircea_popescu: from what i've seen most lisp people are tolerant folk.

10:02:28 herbijudlestoids: ps: does anyone need an openstack cloud? :P

10:02:35 herbijudlestoids: especially object storage is my forte

10:02:39 BingoBoingo: Well, clojure and arc et al start holy wars

10:03:06 BingoBoingo: herbijudlestoids: You want inbound links with great google juice?

10:03:12 mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo well just because the anonderps are at each other;s throats does not necessarily imply openbsd and freebsd have free-for-all wrestling matches in the dev cubicles.

10:03:48 herbijudlestoids: BingoBoingo: not sure what that means? is that google fiber? here in australia we are still banging two rocks together to start fires for smoke signals

10:03:52 BingoBoingo: Nah, openBSD rapes FreeBSD lovingly. Seriously I know they work for different purposes.

10:04:12 mircea_popescu: "Wouldn't it be more practical to replace a VAX with an R-Pi or BBB?"

10:04:15 herbijudlestoids: i was thinking last night that if someone ported pfsense to openbsd that would be it, openbsd would take over

10:04:18 mircea_popescu: these ppls...

10:04:27 mircea_popescu: herbijudlestoids so port it.

10:04:31 herbijudlestoids: i might!

10:04:35 BingoBoingo: herbijudlestoids: pfsense was made on OpenBSD

10:04:36 herbijudlestoids: i looked at the code last night on github

10:04:44 herbijudlestoids: orly?

10:04:51 herbijudlestoids: i thought it was ported from monowall which is freebsd?

10:05:10 herbijudlestoids: mircea_popescu: there is no rpi build for openbsd :(

10:05:26 herbijudlestoids: because according to the devs its not open enough. theyve got beagleboard port tho

10:05:29 herbijudlestoids: which is good

10:05:48 BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: If only these people knew I only want open BSD so I won't have to run A/UX when I replace the cooked Mac SE/30

10:06:24 KRS-: wow monowall.

10:06:27 herbijudlestoids: "The pfSense project started in 2004 as a fork of the m0n0wall project by Chris Buechler and Scott Ullrich"

10:06:29 BingoBoingo: herbijudlestoids: Anything Rpi can do used coldfire boards can do better

10:06:33 mircea_popescu: "Seriously, you people are nuts. Bitcoin was bad enough, now any half-wit with a web browser can go create "currencies".

10:06:33 mircea_popescu: It's going to be hilarious seeing the inevitable fall and a bunch of dumbfounded dipshits standing around saying "whu happened?!""

10:06:57 mircea_popescu: this will be nice for teh record later on :D

10:07:25 herbijudlestoids: BingoBoingo: got a link to somewhere i can see prices?

10:07:36 KRS-: m0n0wall..brought back some memories for me

10:07:55 BingoBoingo: herbijudlestoids: Just ebay shit like everyone else does

10:07:56 herbijudlestoids: it was freebsd right?

10:08:07 herbijudlestoids: dude i live in australia! we are in the stone age

10:08:19 herbijudlestoids: if it costs $50 for the board ill have to pay $80 postage

10:08:47 BingoBoingo: Fine, in the interest of equal coverage in the fucking media https://encyclopediadramatica.es/Theo_de_Raadt#Starting_the_OpenBSD_Project

10:09:11 herbijudlestoids: when i search coldfire on ebay.com.au the only items are in categories: Musical Instruments, Books/Magazines, Collectables

10:09:14 BingoBoingo: herbijudlestoids: Maybe don't live in the desert with the Abbos and the spiders and the Dingos?

10:09:29 herbijudlestoids: i live in the temperate southeast coastline

10:09:41 KRS-: yeah freebsd

10:09:54 herbijudlestoids: thats what i thought, BingoBoingo pfsense was not on openbsd!

10:10:32 KRS-: i was talking about m0n0wall-

10:10:52 herbijudlestoids: yeah and pfsense is a fork of m0n0wall

10:11:51 KRS-: .bait

10:11:52 ozbot: http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2i8dqhkf71r3vbuso1_500.jpg

10:12:01 BingoBoingo: herbijudlestoids: Wait, you are waiting for me to spin a reliable narrative?

10:12:03 KRS-: fapfap

10:12:14 BingoBoingo: That shit costs money or rep

10:12:14 herbijudlestoids: nah all good

10:12:54 mircea_popescu: lol good sauce of drama there. i had no idea bsd community is so vocal.

10:13:05 mircea_popescu: makes the recently failed urbit thing kinda tame by comparison

10:13:08 mircea_popescu: or was it urbix

10:13:17 KRS-: see you gnts later- BingoBoingo gj on slashdot

10:13:30 BingoBoingo: I thought is was Stan's Loper--

10:13:36 BingoBoingo: Thx KRS-

10:14:28 mircea_popescu: wait wut ?

10:14:39 herbijudlestoids: wut wut

10:15:54 BingoBoingo: Ubit was like loper--, built on Unix and x86 eventually pissing stan off to no end

10:16:51 mircea_popescu: i didn't know loper actually exists enough to piss stan off

10:18:00 herbijudlestoids: well, i have to go to bed early tonight so i guess im gonna /quit. nice to meet you strange people and thanks for donating to save openbsd mircea_popescu that was a very nice thing to do

10:18:00 BingoBoingo: Well, stan seems to have hinted far enough back that he has sufficient tools that that some actual loper may be close enough the feeble imitations of others would anger and/or disappoint him

10:19:35 mircea_popescu: o look, https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=7087800

10:19:41 BingoBoingo: Fuck... As someone with log files to a site that has been target before. Slashdot totally dwarfs reddit.

10:19:55 mircea_popescu: "Ah, the irony of OpenBSD paying for its computers racking up a huge electricity bill using money made by computers racking up huge electricity bills."

10:19:56 simlay: mircea_popescu: I read that article and it brought me here.

10:20:02 mircea_popescu: a hello.

10:20:32 simlay: Mostly just out of curiosity. I have little to add.

10:20:43 BingoBoingo: I like how WOT can make IRC logs news

10:20:56 BingoBoingo: simlay: This is where the news was made

10:21:16 BingoBoingo: Anything you hear in any other channel is probably olds rather than new.

10:21:18 BingoBoingo: s

10:21:46 mircea_popescu: not like everyone needs their news instantly.

10:22:00 simlay: BingoBoingo: "Was made"? It's past tense?

10:22:54 BingoBoingo: simlay: Well... In this story yeah. If the story that got you here is the one I'm thinking of.

10:23:13 BingoBoingo: I prolly wrote the blog post and I totally drug ass on that.

10:23:32 mircea_popescu: o hey, i just realised

10:23:37 mircea_popescu: your blog is like what, 3 months old ?

10:23:48 mircea_popescu: prolly a record for a 3month old blog to be first page on everything

10:23:49 simlay: Seems like a good place to hangout no less.

10:23:54 BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Well that last one was its 100th post

10:24:07 mircea_popescu: sweet.

10:24:10 BingoBoingo: Started near the end od Spetember I think

10:24:28 mircea_popescu: "the asset i built on #bitcoin-assets". could be like a calendar next year.

10:24:31 BingoBoingo: I've actually gotten less consistent as it got older

10:26:11 BingoBoingo: So... anyways Slashot in the past six hours has delivered at least two orders of magnitude more traffic to the blog than Paul Graham's shit pit which is a true Ohio of tech news.

10:28:52 BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: You know last year around this time when BitBet was the first parimutuel betting site in BTC with an open database I had IRL friends referring to you as the bitking

10:32:07 BingoBoingo: I like the isolated Dogecoin post in the slashdot mic

10:32:11 BingoBoingo: *mix

10:34:38 BingoBoingo: ;;jd

10:34:39 gribble: Error: "jd" is not a valid command.

10:34:46 BingoBoingo: !jd

10:34:47 assbot: Just-Dice stat: 12111 BTC profit, 36.9k BTC invested, 508.27 mio bets, 4.84 mio BTC wagered

10:34:54 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8098 @ 0.00087873 = 7.116 BTC [+] {2}

10:34:58 BingoBoingo: .d

10:34:58 ozbot: 1789546951.05324 | Next Diff in 770 blocks | Estimated Change: 18.4938% in 4d 8h 34m 44s

10:35:55 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4402 @ 0.00088336 = 3.8886 BTC [+]

10:36:56 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.64807458 = 2.5923 BTC [+] {3}

10:37:25 BingoBoingo: Huh, I just got 20 emails with the subject line saying "Millionaire" and the text body saying "Dumb Shit" me thinks someone has a botnet and bothered to strip my email out of my public key.

10:41:06 BingoBoingo: So... I just remembered Reddit was a thing and tried submitting a link only to find this http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/1vnmb4/romanian_bitcoin_billionaire_saves_openbsd/

10:46:27 punkman: nice little set of books I stumbled on: http://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/2760

10:49:14 BingoBoingo: I any one wants to see how slashdot trffic works https://unsee.cc/numiwo/

10:50:13 mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo that's flattering

10:50:47 mircea_popescu: o look, habrahabr

10:52:19 BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Well, most greatest thanks go to you for not scooping this.

10:53:04 BingoBoingo: Best, most lulzy link I've found so far http://aboutthebsds.wordpress.com/

10:53:07 mircea_popescu: one can't do everything

10:53:34 BingoBoingo: That link is for srs so lulz

10:54:17 BingoBoingo: I guess I can finally tomorrow night write the post I've always wanted to.

10:55:15 BingoBoingo: About Tillikum the great freedom fighter an imminent threat to humanity.

10:56:05 BingoBoingo: Maybe I'm srs, maybe I'm not. But allegedly and unreliable narrator versus Slashdot.

10:57:07 BingoBoingo: Still kind of surprised that made Slashdot so fast after being only confirmed here on IRC. Maybe I ought to finally finish my WOT post.

10:59:18 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.6488 = 1.9464 BTC [+]

11:01:27 BingoBoingo: So many choices. How do I pick the next one, but... Oh wait. Like literally the only activity I have mentioned myself doing is pricing risk (aka gambling). Any n00bs want to learn the art hit me up at 1LvCuntsJyFFQsLuJhBXBPokbQa7SAyMr4 with at least one BTC and a sig that can prove you sent it.

11:04:23 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3900 @ 0.00087537 = 3.4139 BTC [-]

11:04:37 BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: I've had the IRL people refering to you as the BitKing because it helps impart a sense of scale. And helps enforce the idea that the only meaningful policy decision Obama could make would be to legalize the weed. Which would help Obama by making him less a hypocrit, but won't help Serena Williams get past Halep in the French Open.

11:05:14 BingoBoingo: I should have bet way more money against Serena Saturday.

11:08:52 BingoBoingo: At +915 I should have went 5 BTC agaist Serena trying to break the book as opposed to the 5 ten thousandths of a BTC I actually bet, but...

11:09:01 BingoBoingo: Pricing risk is hard.

11:09:12 BingoBoingo: Pricing risk is also totally not finance.

11:10:59 BingoBoingo: (If gambling was finance it would start allocating resources to building a more appreciative body for the remains of Halep's tits)

11:25:44 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3400 @ 0.00087659 = 2.9804 BTC [+]

11:31:24 renuxes: accept Bitcoins for charity to fight cancer http://www.gofundme.com/5wb6js

11:31:50 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 1179 @ 0.0027764 = 3.2734 BTC [-] {22}

11:32:24 truffles: #nocure

11:52:10 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 28062 @ 0.00087518 = 24.5593 BTC [-] {3}

12:00:18 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 35600 @ 0.00087697 = 31.2201 BTC [+] {4}

12:07:25 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 222 @ 0.00082556 = 0.1833 BTC [-] {5}

12:08:26 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 344 @ 0.0008255 = 0.284 BTC [-] {2}

12:25:43 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 29038 @ 0.0008737 = 25.3705 BTC [-] {2}

12:27:46 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 12119 @ 0.0000916 = 1.1101 BTC [-] {12}

12:27:47 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 200 @ 0.00370131 = 0.7403 BTC [-] {3}

12:28:46 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 120 @ 0.02263437 = 2.7161 BTC [-] {19}

12:29:47 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 80 @ 0.01900173 = 1.5201 BTC [-] {7}

12:33:51 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 41 @ 0.0027 = 0.1107 BTC [-]

12:48:29 sub_stdio: test

12:54:41 RealEstate: Hi everyone any news ?

13:00:17 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [COG] [PAID] 0.91910469 BTC to 9`577 shares, 9597 satoshi per share

13:07:24 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12400 @ 0.00087242 = 10.818 BTC [-] {2}

13:11:28 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7700 @ 0.00087416 = 6.731 BTC [+] {2}

13:21:37 RealEstate: anyone here looking to sell real estate ?

13:24:41 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10780 @ 0.00087459 = 9.4281 BTC [+] {2}

13:24:41 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 1250 @ 0.0027 = 3.375 BTC [-]

13:29:46 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 6 @ 0.0216942 = 0.1302 BTC [+] {6}

13:29:47 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19346 @ 0.00087126 = 16.8554 BTC [-] {4}

13:35:33 Perlboy: lols mircea made theregister: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2014/01/20/openbsd_bailed_out/

13:37:56 davout: amazing

13:37:56 assbot: AMAZING COMPANY!

13:38:20 wao-ender: wow

13:38:31 wao-ender: mircea saved them

13:42:05 truffles: he's not all dick huh

13:54:18 wao-ender: mircea?

13:54:33 wao-ender: bitcoin baron, cmon

13:57:13 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10634 @ 0.00087459 = 9.3004 BTC [+] {3}

13:59:16 RealEstate: any tips?

13:59:53 wao-ender: RealEstate: what kind of country do you search for?

14:00:07 RealEstate: uk

14:00:16 wao-ender: i'm out

14:06:22 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 143 @ 0.69069362 = 98.7692 BTC [+] {13}

14:07:23 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 145 @ 0.00586709 = 0.8507 BTC [-] {4}

14:08:25 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 76 @ 0.00560213 = 0.4258 BTC [-] {6}

14:09:25 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 53 @ 0.00550348 = 0.2917 BTC [-] {2}

14:09:26 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.04800003 = 0.192 BTC [-]

14:10:26 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 1218 @ 0.0055 = 6.699 BTC [-] {3}

14:13:30 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.70777 = 1.4155 BTC [+]

14:13:32 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 78 @ 0.00370101 = 0.2887 BTC [-]

14:16:33 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 10 @ 0.73 = 7.3 BTC [+]

14:17:33 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 85 @ 0.00598344 = 0.5086 BTC [+] {5}

14:18:34 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 60 @ 0.00598919 = 0.3594 BTC [+] {4}

14:19:35 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 27 @ 0.00598999 = 0.1617 BTC [+] {2}

14:21:37 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 57 @ 0.006 = 0.342 BTC [+]

14:22:38 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 118 @ 0.006 = 0.708 BTC [+] {2}

14:23:40 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 100 @ 0.006002 = 0.6002 BTC [+] {2}

14:24:40 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 300 @ 0.00606965 = 1.8209 BTC [+] {5}

14:26:42 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 163 @ 0.00609 = 0.9927 BTC [+]

14:27:43 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 47334 @ 0.00087044 = 41.2014 BTC [-] {7}

14:27:43 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 528 @ 0.00627632 = 3.3139 BTC [+] {9}

14:28:44 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19100 @ 0.00087593 = 16.7303 BTC [+] {3}

14:35:51 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 75 @ 0.00647973 = 0.486 BTC [+] {2}

14:43:59 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 19 @ 0.0064798 = 0.1231 BTC [+]

14:47:45 RealEstate: RealEstateForBitcoin.com

14:52:07 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 59 @ 0.00650669 = 0.3839 BTC [+] {3}

14:52:08 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.745 BTC [+]

14:53:08 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 47 @ 0.0065798 = 0.3093 BTC [+] {2}

14:53:09 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.745 BTC [+]

14:56:11 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12886 @ 0.00087563 = 11.2834 BTC [-]

14:56:11 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] 88 @ 0.00315 = 0.2772 BTC [+]

14:56:12 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.68001344 = 2.04 BTC [-] {3}

15:00:20 kakobrekla: RealEstate sersiouly, this is how you want it to end?

15:02:42 truffles: haha

15:06:15 punkman: I'd click it but it's not even clickable

15:06:21 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14700 @ 0.00087982 = 12.9334 BTC [+] {2}

15:21:02 deadweasel: https://financialcryptography.com/mt/archives/001462.html

15:21:03 ozbot: Financial Cryptography: The Shamir-Grigg-Gutmann challenge -- DJB's counterexamples

15:24:59 truffles: hi deadweasel

15:25:18 truffles: hmm why do i need a cert for this site!

15:31:46 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 33500 @ 0.00088058 = 29.4994 BTC [+] {3}

15:36:52 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 13 @ 0.02639993 = 0.3432 BTC [-]

15:38:31 kakobrekla: hm

15:38:47 kakobrekla: are they trolling with those security top tips bottom right

15:38:55 kakobrekla: or just stupid

15:41:23 nubbins`: this certificate was signed by an untrusted issuer

15:41:26 nubbins`: probably just stupid

15:41:56 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7996 @ 0.00088065 = 7.0417 BTC [+]

15:44:16 nubbins`: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2014/01/20/openbsd_bailed_out/

15:46:29 jcpham: who the fuck is this mircea character?

15:50:01 nubbins`: heh

15:50:12 nubbins`: "A mysterious Bitcoin-powered white knight is reported to have come to the rescue of the struggling OpenBSD Foundation."

15:51:11 GSpotAssassin: jcpham: he runs http://mpex.co/ apparently

15:52:11 GSpotAssassin: (if you were being serious)

15:57:10 nubbins`: http://bsd.slashdot.org/story/14/01/20/0348247/romanian-bitcoin-entrepreneur-steps-in-to-pay-openbsd-shortfall

15:57:10 ozbot: Romanian Bitcoin Entrepreneur Steps In To Pay OpenBSD Shortfall - Slashdot

15:57:17 nubbins`: the /. story made the front page

15:57:29 RealEstate: kakobrekla sorry i missied that, we feel BTC will be used more this year to buy real estate

15:57:57 kakobrekla: yeah well i feel you are spammin

15:57:58 jurov: ;;later tell BingoBoingo should have mentioned he was born in transylvania :DDD

15:57:59 gribble: The operation succeeded.

15:59:41 KRS1: lmao

15:59:42 KRS1: <paavo> Everytime I want to like doge I see someone post enthusiastically like its gonna kill bitcoin an then I quit caring

15:59:51 KRS1: such dreams

16:00:04 jcpham: NEVER HEARD OF HIM GSpotAssassin

16:00:10 jcpham: SOUNDS LIKE DRAMA QUEEN

16:01:19 RealEstate: kakobrekla sorry it my first day in here so i do not know the best way to use this please feel free to advise me

16:02:18 nubbins`: lel

16:03:23 kakobrekla: RealEstate http://bitcoin-assets.com also http://trilema.com/2013/bitcoin-assets-rules-and-regulations/

16:03:47 RealEstate: thank you very much i will look now

16:06:20 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 50 @ 0.0065798 = 0.329 BTC [+]

16:08:20 RealEstate: thank you for the links i have read through them and bookmarked

16:08:23 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10484 @ 0.00087731 = 9.1977 BTC [-]

16:13:25 KRS1: Did mircea_popescu really come to the rescue or was this an investment decision for him? In other words was it a philanthropic decision?

16:13:33 nubbins`: who cares?

16:13:49 nubbins`: openssh & pf

16:13:51 nubbins`: saved!

16:14:13 KRS1: openssh is openbsd?

16:14:17 KRS1: ya i guess it is isnt it

16:17:31 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 64900 @ 0.00087464 = 56.7641 BTC [-] {5}

16:18:32 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5116 @ 0.00087486 = 4.4758 BTC [+]

16:20:34 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 10 @ 0.04999987 = 0.5 BTC [+] {2}

16:21:35 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 5 @ 0.02619999 = 0.131 BTC [-]

16:23:09 pankkake: opensmtpd too, never tried it yet but it looks interesting

16:24:43 pankkake: interestingly, they talked about non-gnu implementations of pgp

16:25:17 pankkake: (on the channel later)

16:25:31 pankkake: http://beta.slashdot.org/story/197041 they're using their own stuff… meh

16:25:31 ozbot: OpenBSD Moving Towards Signed Packages — Based On D. J. Bernstein Crypto - Slashdot

16:25:39 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5949 @ 0.00088065 = 5.239 BTC [+]

16:26:40 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5800 @ 0.00088147 = 5.1125 BTC [+] {2}

16:27:27 KRS1: never used opensmtpd would be worth looking at i suppose..may be worth some effort with btc in mind.

16:27:50 pizzaman1337: S.MPOE getting some good volume today

16:35:50 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4650 @ 0.00087941 = 4.0893 BTC [-]

16:39:53 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 199 @ 0.00669963 = 1.3332 BTC [+] {10}

16:40:54 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 500 @ 0.00678652 = 3.3933 BTC [+] {4}

16:41:55 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 500 @ 0.00687179 = 3.4359 BTC [+] {5}

16:42:56 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8000 @ 0.00087941 = 7.0353 BTC [-]

16:48:01 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 10 @ 0.085001 = 0.85 BTC [-] {2}

17:05:30 KRS1: http://www.openbsdfoundation.org/contributors.html

17:05:31 ozbot: Donate to the OpenBSD Foundation

17:06:06 KRS1: ...Oh wow, I know Chris Capuccio from damn..almost 15-20 yrs ago. I was a user on dqc.org for like..ever.

17:06:39 KRS1: I've always used FBSD, never really had any ties with the OpenBSD community.

17:38:51 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 50 @ 0.00649807 = 0.3249 BTC [-] {4}

17:43:56 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 22899 @ 0.00087814 = 20.1085 BTC [-] {3}

17:45:58 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 50 @ 0.00379 = 0.1895 BTC [-]

17:45:59 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 100 @ 0.0029287 = 0.2929 BTC [+]

17:49:01 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 37 @ 0.00293999 = 0.1088 BTC [+] {2}

18:16:28 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 95 @ 0.00681375 = 0.6473 BTC [+] {6}

18:18:45 asciilifeform: http://www.fiftythree.org/etherkiller/

18:18:45 ozbot: The Etherkiller

18:38:06 azi_: haha

18:39:51 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6859 @ 0.00088014 = 6.0369 BTC [+]

18:42:22 asciilifeform: not bronze. that mexican recycled steel with the radioactive cobalt-60 in.

18:46:58 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9300 @ 0.00088014 = 8.1853 BTC [+]

19:00:11 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 32 @ 0.006848 = 0.2191 BTC [-]

19:08:19 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] 80 @ 0.003155 = 0.2524 BTC [+]

19:11:26 BingoBoingo: ;;later tell truffles There are plenty of cures for particular cancers, just no blanket solution

19:11:26 gribble: The operation succeeded.

19:15:26 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9791 @ 0.00088099 = 8.6258 BTC [+] {3}

19:23:34 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9700 @ 0.00087979 = 8.534 BTC [-]

19:24:06 jcpham: more like rusty iron nail

19:27:38 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 18 @ 0.006849 = 0.1233 BTC [+]

19:27:39 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 394 @ 0.0038 = 1.4972 BTC [+]

19:28:39 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 24 @ 0.006848 = 0.1644 BTC [-]

19:29:20 the20year: 10k

19:30:11 mike_c: what's the word the20year? havelock ipo moving along?

19:31:36 the20year: I'm waiting on calls/emails from them

19:33:44 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 39270 @ 0.00088124 = 34.6063 BTC [+] {2}

19:34:45 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 32 @ 0.006849 = 0.2192 BTC [+]

19:35:25 pankkake: http://dailycaller.com/2014/01/15/un-climate-chief-communism-is-best-to-fight-global-warming/

19:35:26 ozbot: UN climate chief: Communism is best to fight global warming | The Daily Caller

19:37:00 kakobrekla: maybe its just a countermeasure to the rise of the machinces

19:37:25 Duffer1: "democracy is a poor political system for fighting global warming." at least for america, she's not wrong on that

19:38:04 Duffer1: "China may be the world’s top emitter of carbon dioxide and struggling with major pollution problems of their own, but the country is “doing it right” when it comes to fighting global warming" <--wow....

19:38:43 kakobrekla: well they cant breathe any more.

19:39:06 Apocalyptic: sounds like they're really doing it right then

19:53:21 the20year: how is china fighting global warming?

19:55:05 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 49 @ 0.00685 = 0.3357 BTC [+]

19:56:06 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 30 @ 0.006875 = 0.2063 BTC [+]

20:12:59 deadweasel: ;;later tell mircea_popescu thanks for saving OpenBSD :D

20:13:00 gribble: The operation succeeded.

20:22:32 Happzz: ;;ident deadweasel

20:22:32 gribble: Nick 'deadweasel', with hostmask 'deadweasel!~deadwease@unaffiliated/deadweasel', is not identified.

20:22:40 Happzz: ;;gpg info mircea_popescu

20:22:41 gribble: User 'mircea_popescu', with keyid 8A736F0E2FB7B452, fingerprint 6160E1CAC8A3C52966FD76998A736F0E2FB7B452, and bitcoin address None, registered on Fri Jul 22 08:39:10 2011. http://b-otc.com/vg?nick=mircea_popescu . Currently not authenticated.

20:25:35 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11500 @ 0.00088199 = 10.1429 BTC [+] {2}

20:27:37 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 20 @ 0.006849 = 0.137 BTC [-]

20:33:43 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8300 @ 0.00088312 = 7.3299 BTC [+] {2}

20:33:43 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.7 BTC [+]

20:39:39 thestringpuller: ;;ls

20:39:40 gribble: What do you think I am, a shell?

20:39:43 thestringpuller: lol

20:39:49 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.73999999 BTC [+]

20:40:13 jurov: ha

20:40:25 jurov: ;;lasers x y

20:40:26 gribble: ┌━ ┄ ┄ ┄ ┄ ┄ ┄ *pew!* *pew!* *pew!*

20:40:37 pankkake: ;;rm

20:40:38 gribble: Error: "rm" is not a valid command.

20:40:54 pankkake: what are the x y?

20:41:03 pankkake: ;;exit

20:41:04 gribble: Error: "exit" is not a valid command.

20:41:25 jurov: just tried if lasers accepts parameters (or coordinates)

20:41:32 jurov: ;;cd

20:41:32 gribble: Error: "cd" is not a valid command.

20:41:41 jurov: ;;rot13

20:41:41 gribble: (rot13 <text>) -- Rotates <text> 13 characters to the right in the alphabet. Rot13 is commonly used for text that simply needs to be hidden from inadvertent reading by roaming eyes, since it's easily reversible.

20:42:15 jurov: ;;tell .bait

20:42:15 gribble: (tell <nick> <text>) -- Tells the <nick> whatever <text> is. Use nested commands to your benefit here.

20:42:52 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 48917 @ 0.00088323 = 43.205 BTC [+] {6}

20:42:52 jurov: http://www.bitcointrezor.com/news/2014-01-20-trezor-first-edition-delivery

20:43:12 jurov: they preannounced the delivery announcement

20:43:37 jurov: will be interesting if they or nsa ship first

20:43:51 ozbot: TREZOR The Bitcoin Safe - news

20:43:53 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.04999988 = 0.15 BTC [+]

20:44:41 Duffer1: s.nsa going for hardware wallets too?

20:44:55 jurov: not now

20:44:56 pankkake: ;;rot13 nznmvat

20:44:57 gribble: amazing

20:44:57 assbot: AMAZING COMPANY!

20:45:12 jurov: but i can see them got swayed eventually

20:45:19 jurov: *get

20:45:21 benkay: wow cheers pankkake

20:45:38 asciilifeform: Duffer1: who said anything about s.nsa hardware wallets?

20:46:03 jurov: asciilifeform: vox populi

20:46:30 asciilifeform: i mean, i'm not opposed to the idea in principle, but this isn't what we're currently making

20:46:35 asciilifeform: in case anyone was confused.

20:47:21 Duffer1: nah i was just wondering if there were plans

20:48:00 jurov: if the hardware won't be too esoteric, maybe somebody else will add ecdsa signing

20:48:01 KRS1: ;;lasers;`ps -ef`

20:48:01 gribble: Error: "lasers;`ps" is not a valid command.

20:48:29 jurov: but one-time bitcoin addresses... uhm erm...

20:48:45 asciilifeform: jurov: hardware is entirely reasonable, gcc targets it. you can add chess if you like.

20:49:45 pankkake: oh… so you can update the firmware

20:50:52 asciilifeform: pankkake: with an inexpensive tool, yes.

20:51:02 pankkake: maybe I'll buy one after all

20:51:20 pankkake: never did any embedded work, that might be an opportunity

20:53:46 asciilifeform: i never really understood the appeal of 'hardware wallet.' maybe someone would care to explain it to me

20:54:13 Hasbro: the faq is hilarious

20:54:24 nubbins`: now you can take btc on the road!

20:54:29 nubbins`: you couldn't before, or something

20:54:50 jurov: just a gizmo that's much more difficult to extract privkeys from than from computer

20:55:18 asciilifeform: but 'more convenient' than cold wallet. seems to me like this encourages a state of perdition.

20:55:31 pankkake: same appeal as a hardware pgp?

20:56:01 asciilifeform: pgp priv. key is: long; and used rather frequently

20:56:14 asciilifeform: btc priv. key is: compact, and (can be) used rarely

20:56:26 pankkake: hm, true, you don't use your cold wallet often

20:56:50 asciilifeform: so 'hardware wallet' is 'lukewarm'

20:58:49 mike_c: that seems attractive to me. i can keep more money in a lukewarm wallet instead of a hot one.

21:00:03 nubbins`: i dunno, i think you're fucked if you're trusting a trezor as a cold wallet

21:00:31 the20year: whats your opinion of electrum as a cold wallet nubbins?

21:00:33 the20year: Say on a pi

21:01:10 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19900 @ 0.00088593 = 17.63 BTC [+] {2}

21:01:20 nubbins`: suppose your pi stops working?

21:01:26 nubbins`: SD cards fail all the time

21:01:34 mike_c: nubbins`: yes, but wouldn't you like to replace your hot wallet with a snsa wallet?

21:01:59 nubbins`: i would not like to replace my hot wallet with something that doesn't exist, no

21:02:11 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [COG] 2 @ 0.06244962 = 0.1249 BTC [+] {2}

21:02:29 nubbins`: TBH if your sole copy of your wallet is on any piece of hardware, you deserve what happens

21:03:38 mike_c: i would totally buy the snsa wallet pack with a device for cold storage and a device for lukewarm storage.

21:04:12 mike_c: i just said totally. shoot me please.

21:04:32 nubbins`: http://global.dymo.com/enCA/LabelsOverview/Metal_Tapes.html

21:04:32 ozbot: DYMO | Metal Tapes

21:04:33 the20year: What do you use as cold storage nubbins?

21:05:21 the20year: Metal embossed tape, as an alternative to paper?

21:06:04 nubbins`: paper is fine too, as long as you use the proper types

21:06:21 the20year: the metal would be pretty cool

21:06:34 nubbins`: well you can buy those embossed label makers anywhere

21:06:46 the20year: be much more interesting if you could emboss on a piece of metal a QR code for the storage

21:06:53 nubbins`: and if you're too cheap to buy metal tape, cut up a can of pepsi

21:07:06 the20year: Well, if you could use something like furnace tape, that'd be quite affordable

21:07:09 nubbins`: i'm less concerned with interesting :D

21:07:23 nubbins`: i don't think furnace tape can emboss, not sure tho

21:07:42 the20year: it's usually aluminum

21:08:17 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9700 @ 0.00088485 = 8.583 BTC [-] {2}

21:09:58 nubbins`: anyway, electronic storage is fine

21:10:03 nubbins`: just have backups in a couple places.

21:10:22 nubbins`: it's not like a little strip of aluminum kicking around somewhere is without risk

21:10:57 nubbins`: realistically, a brainwallet is one of the better choices, provided you can construct one that doesn't suck

21:16:06 kakobrekla: the password is: this one blows.

21:16:39 kakobrekla: lol

21:16:40 kakobrekla: bitbet.us/bet/619/bitcoin-difficulty-at-or-above-2b-before-feb/#b117

21:16:43 kakobrekla: moar whale

21:17:20 kakobrekla: http://bitbet.us/bet/619/bitcoin-difficulty-at-or-above-2b-before-feb/#b117

21:17:22 ozbot: BitBet - Bitcoin difficulty at or above 2B before Feb 2014

21:17:22 kakobrekla: fixd

21:18:59 mike_c: bitbet is going to make 20btc on this one bet. wow.

21:19:25 kakobrekla: wow much doge!

21:19:44 pankkake: oh you can permalink bets, cool

21:19:52 kakobrekla: yeah, thats new.

21:20:19 mike_c: happy birthday to bitbet. 1 year old, here's 20btc!

21:20:29 kakobrekla: o yeah right

21:20:33 kakobrekla: must be around 1 year

21:20:39 mike_c: congrats on that btw.

21:20:46 kakobrekla: contract sez

21:20:47 kakobrekla: Listed on : January 5, 2013

21:20:47 kakobrekla: Trading since : January 11, 2013

21:20:51 kakobrekla: thanks :)

21:22:31 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 60 @ 0.04999997 = 3 BTC [+] {3}

21:25:34 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 237 @ 0.00684906 = 1.6232 BTC [-] {3}

21:26:13 nubbins`: anniversaries!

21:26:22 nubbins`: yah, congrats

21:26:32 kakobrekla: ;;cake

21:26:32 gribble: Error: "cake" is not a valid command.

21:26:35 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 71 @ 0.006848 = 0.4862 BTC [-]

21:26:41 nubbins`: it's been almost a year since i stopped working in a cubicle

21:26:41 kakobrekla: ;;caek

21:26:41 gribble: Error: "caek" is not a valid command.

21:26:49 kakobrekla: well then, you will have to live with

21:26:53 kakobrekla: ;;lasers

21:26:53 gribble: ┌━ ┄ ┄ ┄ ┄ ┄ ┄ *pew!* *pew!* *pew!*

21:26:55 nubbins`: :D

21:27:00 nubbins`: i can use these to light the candles

21:27:22 kakobrekla: and make a stunning visual effects

21:27:37 nubbins`: and excite the cat

21:27:45 kakobrekla: fry the eyes

21:27:58 KRS1: the cake is a lie

21:28:04 kakobrekla: lasers is a lie

21:28:38 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 39713 @ 0.00088769 = 35.2528 BTC [+] {5}

21:28:50 nubbins`: fry the cat

21:28:52 nubbins`: ASICMINER

21:31:40 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 500 @ 0.00641017 = 3.2051 BTC [-] {4}

21:34:45 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 300 @ 0.00370078 = 1.1102 BTC [-] {8}

21:44:53 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 37600 @ 0.00090531 = 34.0397 BTC [+] {5}

21:56:04 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 95 @ 0.0029 = 0.2755 BTC [+]

21:57:05 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.725 BTC [-]

21:58:06 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.729 = 1.458 BTC [+]

22:02:10 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 33 @ 0.00684978 = 0.226 BTC [-] {3}

22:06:14 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 50 @ 0.00275445 = 0.1377 BTC [-] {7}

22:07:15 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 99 @ 0.00686312 = 0.6794 BTC [+] {4}

22:14:55 jurov: http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-01-19/germany-has-recovered-paltry-5-tons-gold-ny-fed-after-one-year

22:14:57 ozbot: Germany Has Recovered A Paltry 5 Tons Of Gold From The NY Fed After One Year | Zero Hedge

22:15:02 jurov: just barely better than bitfunder

22:16:22 pankkake: hehehe, my exact thoughts

22:17:14 pankkake: and you don't know where those coins, or gold bars are actually from

22:20:53 the20year: joy

22:35:43 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4273 @ 0.00090989 = 3.888 BTC [+]

22:42:50 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 1000 @ 0.00083211 = 0.8321 BTC [-] {8}

22:51:48 deadweasel: oh yeah! one of bitbet, that's awesome! congrat kakobrekla

22:52:34 kakobrekla: ty, goes to mp as well.

22:54:01 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18667 @ 0.00090816 = 16.9526 BTC [-] {3}

23:01:26 deadweasel: yeah, he gets props for saving open bsd today.

23:01:34 deadweasel: bitbet too! :D

23:01:57 truffles: heh

23:03:07 deadweasel: i actually wondered that when i read teh openbsd plea.. and then boom, it was done.

23:03:10 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 5000 @ 0.00009034 = 0.4517 BTC [-] {5}

23:03:11 deadweasel: amazing company!

23:03:11 assbot: AMAZING COMPANY!

23:03:34 truffles: would u have done something similiar?

23:03:41 deadweasel: I'm happy to have donated so much btc to mpex in my learning days.

23:04:12 deadweasel: truffles: am I billionare? no. I am philantrhopic other ways.

23:04:30 truffles: 20k isnt much for thousandaire

23:05:09 truffles: unless its under 500k ?

23:11:18 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 132 @ 0.0027177 = 0.3587 BTC [-] {5}

23:12:19 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 50 @ 0.0027177 = 0.1359 BTC [-] {3}

23:12:20 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12824 @ 0.00091535 = 11.7384 BTC [+] {3}

23:21:29 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10834 @ 0.00091986 = 9.9658 BTC [+] {2}

23:36:12 jurov: ;;bc,stats

23:36:15 gribble: Current Blocks: 281584 | Current Difficulty: 1.7895469510532405E9 | Next Difficulty At Block: 282239 | Next Difficulty In: 655 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 3 days, 10 hours, 18 minutes, and 13 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 2156780826.35 | Estimated Percent Change: 20.52105

23:38:31 nubbins`: that should push it over 2B, no?

23:46:53 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 105 @ 0.0027177 = 0.2854 BTC [-]

23:47:54 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 252 @ 0.0027002 = 0.6805 BTC [-]

23:48:46 kakobrekla: Next Difficulty Estimate: 2156780826.35

23:48:48 kakobrekla: so yes

23:48:55 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 504 @ 0.0027002 = 1.3609 BTC [-] {2}

23:49:56 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 389 @ 0.00269131 = 1.0469 BTC [-] {3}


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