Transcript for 20-01-2018, 4 lines:
07:11:54 adlai: accidentally tibet a ridge
07:12:22 adlai: you know the one about trump running the fastest mile around whitecastle?
07:12:38 adlai: they lied to make him feel better, that nobody had done it in less than ten minutes
07:13:02 adlai: but i swear on god's good logs, the irc yeshiva, and all that is holey, that bush did 9/11