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00:04:45 []bot: Bet placed: 55 BTC for Yes on "Bitcoin to surpass Berkshire as an investment (http://bitbet.us/bet/786/)". Odds: 86(Y):14(N) by coin, 88(Y):12(N) by weight. Total bet: 1234.10869404 BTC. Current weight: 80,792.

00:04:59 artifexd: ^ damn...

00:19:14 []bot: Bet placed: 17 BTC for No on "Bitcoin to surpass Berkshire as an investment (http://bitbet.us/bet/786/)". Odds: 85(Y):15(N) by coin, 87(Y):13(N) by weight. Total bet: 1251.10869404 BTC. Current weight: 80,789.

00:28:05 mircea_popescu: that thing's pretty heavy by now huh

00:42:14 moiety: good night all :]

00:48:18 mircea_popescu: nn

00:49:22 penguirker: New blog post: http://fraudsters.com/2014/hai-sictir-timisoaro/

00:49:24 assbot: Hai sictir, Timisoaro! pe fraudsters - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.

00:57:05 mircea_popescu: kakobrekla pls to replace BTC with #BTC and Bitcoin with #Bitcoin in all stuff output on twitter by @bitbetsbets

00:57:07 mircea_popescu: apparently it matters.

01:01:49 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 12 @ 0.43508169 = 5.221 BTC [-] {5}

01:24:12 kakobrekla: i added # to BTC so now its not a valid currency

01:24:21 kakobrekla: but other than that, i dunno where can i put more hash.

01:24:25 mircea_popescu: ;;seen mike_c

01:24:25 gribble: mike_c was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 5 hours, 57 minutes, and 2 seconds ago: <mike_c> because they are using macs? agreed.

01:24:37 mircea_popescu: lol moar hash!

01:24:41 mircea_popescu: good enough

01:28:50 mircea_popescu: o hai

01:28:59 mike_c: hola

01:29:06 []bot: Bet created: Cristiano Ronaldo FIFA 2014 World Cup Golden Ball (http://bitbet.us/bet/856/)

01:30:39 mircea_popescu: i was just thinking "i've not seen btcalpha in the feed in a while"

01:31:33 mike_c: mpif post is in the works. but i gotta finish the mpif tracking shit. and panacea is the most complicated thing in the world to track.

01:31:59 []bot: Bet created: Neuer to win 2014 FIFA World Cup Golden Glove (http://bitbet.us/bet/857/)

01:32:44 mircea_popescu: is it ?

01:32:55 *: mircea_popescu is a totally clueless general manager

01:32:57 mike_c: lot sizes and fees and yadda yadda yadda

01:33:42 artifexd: Adding the # to BTC breaks my bot. :(

01:35:09 mircea_popescu: hm

01:35:16 mircea_popescu: omg dependency hell!!1

01:35:18 mircea_popescu: artifexd why ?

01:35:40 mircea_popescu: mike_c i agree, fees are complicating matters should be waved!

01:35:49 mike_c: heh. srsly.

01:35:55 artifexd: Because I need to pull the amount and side out of the tweet. Thus regex.

01:35:58 artifexd: r := regexp.MustCompile("([0-9\\.]+) #?BTC on '([Yy]es|[Nn]o)'")

01:36:02 artifexd: ^ the fix

01:36:20 mircea_popescu: :p

01:36:23 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19800 @ 0.00089283 = 17.678 BTC [-] {4}

01:36:57 mircea_popescu: http://24.media.tumblr.com/60cef74f43ed1b33f9ce451edfcefc6a/tumblr_n41hgrGdIS1twusc6o1_1280.jpg

01:37:06 mircea_popescu: might have something to do with the fact that white people actually did shit.

01:37:36 kakobrekla: <mike_c> mpif post is in the works. but i gotta finish the mpif tracking shit. and panacea is the most complicated thing in the world to track. < yes, and im not too happy about that.

01:38:15 mike_c: profit = rand()

01:38:25 kakobrekla: rand()*rand() actually!

01:38:50 artifexd: You need a rand() that can return a negative number. ;)

01:39:06 mircea_popescu: no he doesn't

01:39:15 kakobrekla: the - is hardcoded.

01:39:16 mircea_popescu: stop teaching him sin

01:47:45 thestringpuller: mircea_popescu do you have time for a gpg question?

01:47:54 mircea_popescu: sure

01:50:59 thestringpuller: how does one secure a public keyring...

01:53:42 mircea_popescu: since nell mentioned it, http://www.firstprinciplesjournal.com/articles.aspx?article=871

01:53:43 assbot: First Principles - Straussianism

01:53:56 mircea_popescu: thestringpuller you mean secure their keyring ?

01:56:43 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.095 = 0.285 BTC [+]

02:08:37 thestringpuller: like for a service

02:11:03 thestringpuller: that was extremely terse my apologies lemme refraze

02:12:20 thestringpuller: for instance a service that uses gpg to auth, the database that correlates user identity to public key

02:12:53 mircea_popescu: any keyserver does this.

02:15:24 thestringpuller: surely mpex wouldn't utilize a public key server for incoming public keys of new users...

02:15:44 thestringpuller: or are you saying just "defacto keyserver software"

02:16:09 mike_c: mpex doesn't correlate user identity to a key

02:16:44 mircea_popescu: wait what

02:17:07 mircea_popescu: thestringpuller im simply saying that it needs no particular security measures, it's like a blog-level concern.

02:17:13 mircea_popescu: mike_c then how does it work ?!

02:17:37 mike_c: what correlation is there? the key is the identity.

02:17:55 thestringpuller: hmmm

02:17:56 mike_c: mayhaps i'm confused.

02:18:07 thestringpuller: but that identity correlates to an account balance

02:18:11 thestringpuller: among other things

02:18:23 mircea_popescu: mike_c so if the key is the identity then the key correlates to the identity :D

02:18:34 thestringpuller: that relationship should be protected methinks

02:18:43 mircea_popescu: why

02:19:12 mike_c: in my understanding a keyserver is entirely unnecessary. you create an account with a key. if you can sign with that key, you're you. and that's all you need to know.

02:19:29 thestringpuller: whoa

02:19:35 thestringpuller: oh**

02:20:01 mircea_popescu: well yes.

02:20:43 mircea_popescu: mpex has precious little to do with this tho. guy wanted to secure the relationship between publeys and identities. i pointed out that any one keyserver out there has this relationship, and "securing" it is nonsensical.

02:20:43 thestringpuller: that's the reason why security isn't a concern

02:21:18 thestringpuller: i guess I misunderstood the problem ~_~

02:21:27 mike_c: yes, i was responding to: <+thestringpuller> surely mpex wouldn't utilize a public key server

02:21:35 thestringpuller: the relationship between the keys and their "info"

02:30:16 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.095 = 0.285 BTC [+]

02:35:14 mircea_popescu: !up the20year1

02:36:18 the20year1: joy

02:37:48 mircea_popescu: http://www.channel4.com/programmes/the-joy-of-teen-sex

02:37:48 assbot: The Joy of Teen Sex - Channel 4

02:45:10 thestringpuller: i used to watch that

02:46:53 cazalla: looks like http://bitbet.us/bet/832/difficulty-at-block-302-400-over-10-billion/ edging towards a yes, shame more people didn't bet no :\

02:46:53 assbot: BitBet - Difficulty at block 302,400 over 10 billion :: 0.05 B (11%) on Yes, 0.43 B (89%) on No | closed 6 days 2 hours ago

02:56:06 mircea_popescu: 10

02:56:13 mircea_popescu: 10:1

03:00:46 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 11 @ 0.095 = 1.045 BTC [+]

03:22:37 thestringpuller: dead tonight

03:30:35 joecool: really? check the volume, we on a rally

03:42:50 BingoBoingo: ;;later tell mircea_popescu Devtome isn't a person, it's the devcoin equivalent of mining. Checking the edit history some user called whoisthelorax is behind the altcoin pre-insta-mine investigation page

03:42:50 gribble: The operation succeeded.

04:00:11 thestringpuller: joecool: rally on what?

04:00:15 thestringpuller: oh the price

04:00:16 thestringpuller: ;;ticker

04:00:18 gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 460.33, Best ask: 462.11, Bid-ask spread: 1.78000, Last trade: 462.11, 24 hour volume: 7930.34253382, 24 hour low: 442.18, 24 hour high: 464.91, 24 hour vwap: 452.057615455

04:00:23 thestringpuller: ah so I see

04:00:47 thestringpuller: joecool: i was talking about the channel, just seems vacant tonight ~_~ maybe it's my timezone

04:00:49 thestringpuller: where is fluffypony

04:04:25 BingoBoingo: ;;ticker --market all

04:04:57 gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD last: 462.0, vol: 7941.27952453 | BTC-E BTCUSD last: 447.33, vol: 4673.7201 | Bitfinex BTCUSD last: 459.67, vol: 5548.88972157 | CampBX BTCUSD last: 455.0, vol: 15.78775016 | BTCChina BTCUSD last: 452.3666, vol: 1562.18600000 | Kraken BTCUSD last: 458.79572, vol: 1.14219748 | Bitcoin-Central BTCUSD last: 447.948858, vol: 34.17679148 | Volume-weighted last average: (1 more message)

04:06:42 BingoBoingo: ;;more

04:06:42 gribble: 457.088483979

04:26:08 []bot: Bet placed: 5.39968 BTC for Yes on "Bitcoin to surpass Berkshire as an investment (http://bitbet.us/bet/786/)". Odds: 85(Y):15(N) by coin, 87(Y):13(N) by weight. Total bet: 1256.50837404 BTC. Current weight: 80,738.

04:47:47 BingoBoingo: http://arstechnica.com/gaming/2014/05/armys-new-training-shooter-makes-out-of-shape-soldiers-look-fat/?comments=1&post=26872441#comment-26872441

04:47:48 assbot: Armys new training shooter makes out of shape soldiers look fat | Ars Technica

04:49:33 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11250 @ 0.00089312 = 10.0476 BTC [+]

04:50:34 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13050 @ 0.00089214 = 11.6424 BTC [-] {2}

05:12:56 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14450 @ 0.00089507 = 12.9338 BTC [+]

05:31:14 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26350 @ 0.00089177 = 23.4981 BTC [-] {3}

05:42:01 jurov: artifexd what?

05:49:32 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11300 @ 0.00089126 = 10.0712 BTC [-] {2}

05:56:22 fluffypony: thestringpuller: here

05:56:23 fluffypony: was asleep

06:00:33 jurov: anyone can guess when mp will be on?

06:00:52 jurov: someone just deposited to coinbr even more than fluffy

06:05:48 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7050 @ 0.00089367 = 6.3004 BTC [+]

06:17:09 jurov: guess i'd rather try to sell something and shuffle the cxbtc around

06:33:15 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20559 @ 0.00089051 = 18.308 BTC [-] {3}

06:40:22 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 686 @ 0.00088945 = 0.6102 BTC [-]

06:44:26 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 4 @ 0.0902903 = 0.3612 BTC [-]

07:26:07 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 3 @ 0.0386 = 0.1158 BTC [-]

07:27:08 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 30 @ 0.03814555 = 1.1444 BTC [-] {6}

07:28:09 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 77 @ 0.03779584 = 2.9103 BTC [-] {3}

08:15:18 pankkake: http://www.coindesk.com/secure-wallet-extension-kryptokit-disappears-chrome-browsers/ the joy of auto updating software

08:15:18 assbot: Secure Wallet Extension KryptoKit Disappears from Chrome Browsers

08:22:31 BingoBoingo: pankkake: Also the joys of pointless dependencies.

08:28:43 BingoBoingo: Any news on this supposed Litecoin 51% attack?

08:29:28 pankkake: http://www.reddit.com/r/litecoin/comments/25obk1/coinotroncom_control_nearly_50_of_the_overall/ is that it?

08:29:29 assbot: Coinotron.com Control nearly 50% of the overall Hashrate of Litecoin : litecoin

08:29:50 pankkake: someone with >50% isn't necesarrily an "attack"

08:31:09 pankkake: and here I was told litecoin was MORE DECENTRALIZED!!!

08:31:30 pankkake: https://www.rfc-editor.org/rfc/rfc7258.txt

08:32:53 moiety: morning manul fans

08:34:09 fluffypony: morning moiety

08:34:31 BingoBoingo: Moring moiety

08:34:37 BingoBoingo: How are the phones?

08:35:12 moiety: no calls yesterday but a couple IMs

08:35:31 moiety: one guy asked me to exchange paypal to btc lol

08:35:39 fluffypony: hah hah

08:36:24 moiety: how are you all?

08:36:40 fluffypony: good

08:36:51 fluffypony: feeling a bit sluggish today

08:37:00 fluffypony: need to knock out my blog post on the support line

08:37:01 fluffypony: :-P

08:37:15 Naphex: been feeling like that all week

08:37:20 Naphex: ;/

08:38:08 pankkake: been feeling like that all year

08:38:53 Naphex: must be somethin in the air ;]

08:41:10 moiety: i feel really groggy this morning too

08:42:01 moiety: BingoBoingo: did you know there was a cat version of the corgi? http://i.imgur.com/9pp8Ji4.jpg and it has an epic name - munchkin

08:49:41 BingoBoingo: moiety: I've seen a couple of those.

08:57:37 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SF1] 349 @ 0.00083991 = 0.2931 BTC [+] {3}

08:59:39 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 22 @ 0.44582152 = 9.8081 BTC [+] {3}

08:59:40 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 9 @ 0.09029048 = 0.8126 BTC [+] {3}

09:02:42 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.4460001 BTC [+]

09:04:44 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SF1] 301 @ 0.00085322 = 0.2568 BTC [+] {2}

09:18:08 moiety: interesting how they chose pics where the cat has a lead on but the dog doesn't

09:24:03 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 2 @ 0.095 = 0.19 BTC [+]

09:25:32 fluffypony: Naphex: around?

09:43:36 moiety: i think the sex weeks flat is borked. both the charge nurse and consultant i worked for have retired since i left last year, so no reference. :[

09:44:24 fluffypony: :(

09:44:37 fluffypony: I'll give you a reference for the work you're currently doing

09:47:11 moiety: thanks, that's awful kind but it was more a character reference as on paper im not working. you know? i'm not quite sure what to do. i have a friend that owns a company but hes off in london atm

09:48:16 moiety: he went to the tesla showroom and got a testdrive lol

09:48:17 fluffypony: I can write a character reference

09:48:30 fluffypony: I'll use important business words like "awesomesauce"

09:49:00 Apocalyptic: heh

09:49:35 moiety: LOL well im not sure if he could turn me down after that

09:49:41 Naphex: o/

09:49:49 punkman: moiety: you moving?

09:49:56 moiety: trying to

09:50:14 fluffypony: Naphex: prv?

09:50:20 punkman: that reference bullshit in the UK is so annoying

09:50:36 moiety: have a deadline to be out of here and i found a nice place just having a few creases to iron

09:50:56 moiety: i know, and i finally found someone thats ok with me not working AND ok with the cats which has been a problem so far

09:51:29 moiety: to get the flat im in i had to get 2 references, give 3 months of bank statements and a letter from my work

09:52:31 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21350 @ 0.00088919 = 18.9842 BTC [-] {2}

09:54:11 punkman: a nice fat deposit usually helps

09:56:34 moiety: oh yeah that too. same as the first months rent, so like 2 months in advance. im getting help with that bit though

09:56:56 punkman: nobody asks for refs/etc around here, I met a guy recently that has stiffed like 20 different landlords for 3+ months of rent

09:57:21 moiety: wow

09:57:38 pankkake: but can they throw out someone for not paying?

09:57:59 moiety: they can here

09:58:08 punkman: no idea, they don't do contracts usually so that complicates things

09:58:45 moiety: the good thing here now is your deposit is held by a third party so they can't keep it when you leave

09:59:02 punkman: this guy just convinces them he'll pay it off next month, next month, next month ...

09:59:20 punkman: then packs up and leaves

09:59:27 moiety: does he not mind moving so much? this is killing me with panic

10:00:25 pankkake: I've had much less things to prove to get a loan than to rent. banker guy was all "shut up and take my money"

10:00:58 pankkake: yeah, I hate moving. so much stuff to move too

10:01:11 kakobrekla: stay at home kids.

10:01:35 moiety: i have very little as everything got destroyed at my last place, but i really don't want to lose the stuff i've gathered over the past year, or the cats

10:02:20 punkman: moiety, took me like 6 months to get a deposit back from an asshat UK agent.

10:03:00 moiety: my deposit from here is probably gone, i don't care about that. just as long as i sort out a new roof, i'll be happy

10:03:58 kakobrekla: your stuff got destroyed?

10:04:02 kakobrekla: was it the cats? :)

10:04:39 punkman: how did you destroy the roof?

10:07:15 moiety: lol no i lived with an idiot who didn't like me leaving

10:07:46 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 72 @ 0.03789145 = 2.7282 BTC [+] {4}

10:09:48 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20827 @ 0.00088929 = 18.5212 BTC [+] {2}

10:09:48 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 750 @ 0.00018034 = 0.1353 BTC [-] {9}

10:12:02 pankkake: :/

10:12:51 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 70 @ 0.02165018 = 1.5155 BTC [-] {13}

10:13:55 moiety: fresh starts are good though, you can do whatever you want to :D

10:14:23 moiety: and things are only things, you could lose them all in a fire ir whatever anyways

10:14:37 punkman: have you considered packing the cats in a suitcase and getting on a plane?

10:14:53 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.455 = 0.91 BTC [+]

10:17:03 moiety: where to? i think the costs of setting up elsewhere are more than the costs of moving here when youre not working

10:22:15 punkman: lots of nice places in Europe, could probably find something cheaper than your current rent

10:22:43 punkman: but I've only been to expensive parts of UK, so I don't know

10:24:42 moiety: the place ive seen is the same rent as current flat but it somuch nicer.. and has heating. just because its not in the city

10:25:09 moiety: i don't even know how people that don't have huge paying jobs survive in london

10:25:21 punkman: as MP said, UK is a shithole

10:26:08 moiety: i had dual nationality at one point, that would be epic to still have

10:27:19 BingoBoingo: !up skinnkavaj

10:27:30 BingoBoingo: skinnkavaj: What is happening to Litecoin?

10:36:14 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 20 @ 0.02200223 = 0.44 BTC [+]

10:43:41 punkman: moiety, if you want a reference point, 200eur/month could get you a 60m^2 1-bedroom with a private yard for the cats to run around, on some sunny mediterranean island.

10:44:14 Naphex: but no mcdonalds

10:44:22 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.455 BTC [+]

10:44:27 Naphex: or starbax

10:44:30 punkman: why not

10:44:34 moiety: is that not another plus point Naphex lol

10:45:15 Naphex: if it has mcdonalds and starbucks rent is 400:)

10:47:29 pankkake: but why :|

10:48:01 pankkake: I get starbucks = hipsters with too much money

10:48:24 pankkake: maybe macdonalds = poor people who keep making bad decisions

10:48:26 moiety: coffee you make at home is nicer than starbucks anyways

10:48:35 Naphex: maybe

10:49:31 mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo o ic

10:49:50 mircea_popescu: moiety i've been to places that make better coffee than anything brewed at hgome tho

10:50:22 moiety: i bet they weren't starbucks

10:50:28 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.455 = 1.365 BTC [+]

10:51:40 mircea_popescu: certainly not.

10:52:07 mircea_popescu: btw, let's remind : http://fraudsters.com/2014/the-practical-sexuality-cryptograph/

10:52:08 assbot: The practical sexuality cryptograph pe fraudsters - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.

10:52:30 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14578 @ 0.00089055 = 12.9824 BTC [+]

10:53:36 dub: get one of these http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vacuum_coffee_maker

10:53:36 assbot: Vacuum coffee maker - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

10:54:46 kakobrekla: nah, caffeine powder IV

10:55:00 Naphex: there we go

10:55:00 mircea_popescu: why not snort it

10:55:12 dub: the idea of going to a starbucks is offends me

10:55:13 mircea_popescu: why not lick it off vulvas or drip it in you eyes

10:55:23 mircea_popescu: for crying out loud, people and the passion for exoticism

10:55:29 dub: s/is/

10:56:08 mircea_popescu: dub you woke up late and the bar was all out of regular english, got stuck with esl ?

10:57:58 dub: i have a brain finger disconnect

10:58:11 Naphex: sounds pretty bad

10:58:21 Naphex: how are you able to type?;o

10:58:25 fluffypony: needs alcohol to fix?

10:59:14 mircea_popescu: powdered ?

10:59:20 fluffypony: of course

10:59:30 fluffypony: and sniffed off the voluptuous buttocks of a Romanian hooker

10:59:57 BingoBoingo: "Vircurex is not the issuer of the vircurex asset on NXT decentralized asset exchange.

10:59:57 BingoBoingo: Our shares are only listed on cryptostocks.com. The asset issuer on the NXT decentralized assetexchange is not associated with us in any ways. "

11:00:06 BingoBoingo: ^ lulz

11:00:19 mircea_popescu: lol

11:00:27 mircea_popescu: decentralized exchanges ftw.

11:00:38 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 35 @ 0.02210011 = 0.7735 BTC [+]

11:00:58 fluffypony: special

11:02:40 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 90 @ 0.02210011 = 1.989 BTC [+]

11:03:59 jurov: maybe i should look into offering mpex passthroughs with tentative backing

11:04:09 jurov: (since no one knows what tentative is)

11:05:43 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 7 @ 0.02210011 = 0.1547 BTC [+] {3}

11:09:04 jurov: mircea_popescu: do you have access to deposits atm?

11:09:40 mircea_popescu: in a little bit yeah.

11:18:08 chetty: http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2014-05-20/china-suspends-cybersecurity-cooperation-with-u-s-after-charges.html

11:18:08 assbot: China Halts Cybersecurity Cooperation After U.S. Spying Charges - Bloomberg

11:19:39 chetty: ?Success in the global marketplace should be based solely on a company?s ability to innovate and compete, not on a sponsor government?s ability to spy and steal business secrets,? U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder said yesterday, emphasizing that U.S. surveillance and spying is not used for commercial purposes.

11:19:49 mircea_popescu: so that's the fucking end of us intel then.

11:20:17 chetty: hopefully

11:21:17 mircea_popescu: this is two strikes for obama in one year.

11:21:22 penguirker: New blog post: http://blog.spagni.net/posts/2014-05-20

11:21:23 assbot: Bitcoin has a support line!

11:21:31 mircea_popescu: "herpderp we're sanctioning ukraine" "here's 20bn in Ts. shut up and suck the cock"

11:21:37 chetty: lmao, a lot more than that

11:22:05 mircea_popescu: "herpderp we're going to indict chinese army officers. we, the people that regularly smuggle our own personnbel oiut of allies' countries to avoid prosecution for dui"

11:22:14 mircea_popescu: china goes "eh get fucked". obviously.

11:22:48 mircea_popescu: http://www.literotica.com/s/the-vanity-project << here, this is Miss Columbia, avatar of the contemporary United States.

11:22:48 assbot: The Vanity Project - Exhibitionist & Voyeur - Literotica.com

11:23:00 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SF1] 200 @ 0.00081127 = 0.1623 BTC [-] {2}

11:26:03 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 250 @ 0.00421608 = 1.054 BTC [-] {6}

11:26:43 Naphex: hmm

11:27:06 Naphex: Google suddenly shows my account with a tottaly different name

11:27:08 Naphex: wtf

11:29:06 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 19 @ 0.03776001 = 0.7174 BTC [-]

11:29:11 mircea_popescu: you got hijacked

11:29:18 Naphex: nah

11:29:23 Naphex: its something with google

11:29:51 Naphex: or they are mitming me, this is awkward as hell. i'm logged in with my usermail, yet in google adwords it shows me logged as prrdublin@gmail.com

11:30:04 Naphex: also shows my change history as prrdublin@gmail.com

11:30:09 Naphex: i have no idea what that email is

11:30:11 Naphex: o.O;

11:30:22 mircea_popescu: hijacked.

11:30:55 *: fluffypony empties Naphex's bank accounts

11:31:47 jurov: one deposit is there, thx

11:31:59 jurov: laterz

11:32:32 mircea_popescu: !up kdomanski

11:34:21 Naphex: check this out https://i.imgur.com/6mcpFvm.png

11:34:28 mircea_popescu: https://twitter.com/Sebastian_JKT/status/468672480132202496

11:34:29 assbot: If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed. -Mark Twain

11:34:29 Naphex: my connection is clean, and it is comming from goog servers

11:34:32 Naphex: not mitmded

11:34:52 Naphex: prrdublin@gmail.com not my email at all ;O and those were my edits

11:35:02 fluffypony: Naphex yeah, probably just a bork in Google's server

11:35:19 Naphex: thats quite a bork:o

11:35:28 mircea_popescu: yo umean to tell me their mongodb had a failure which went unnoticed and assigned part of your data to someonme else ?

11:36:13 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.46367248 = 1.8547 BTC [+] {2}

11:36:14 kakobrekla: "your data to someone else" was there before the failure

11:36:49 Naphex: in preferences it shows my email set as prrdublin, although no such address is even alowed access

11:36:54 Naphex: just shows me as a different guy

11:36:55 Naphex: wtf

11:37:48 BingoBoingo: What do you expect from a service named after a sound an infant might make?

11:37:59 mircea_popescu: Naphex twist : maybe you are a different guy

11:38:10 mircea_popescu: naphex just discovered his split personality disorder

11:38:18 Naphex: lol

11:38:27 BingoBoingo: Or Naphex has been in a fugue state the whole time.

11:38:30 mircea_popescu: before you make too much noise, check out alt-you's gf

11:38:33 mircea_popescu: maybe she's hot.

11:39:13 Naphex: my paranoid mind might me thing its a google stealth access to my mail, and adwords listed the alias

11:39:16 Naphex: as logged in

11:40:27 mircea_popescu: Naphex it'd be known if this were the case.

11:40:30 mircea_popescu: prrdublin isn't

11:42:13 mircea_popescu: https://twitter.com/niubi/status/468661635461038080

11:42:14 assbot: Hong Kong Crypto Currency Exchange HKCEx Collapses with Founding Team Suspected Fled http://t.co/M9GZplFbvy via /feedly

11:43:20 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [ALC] 5 @ 0.14 = 0.7 BTC [-]

11:43:22 chetty: NSA tech probably fat fingered his keyboard

11:44:42 Naphex: Logging in and out still the same, only in adwords

11:45:04 mircea_popescu: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BhQLer9IUAAsKiG.jpg

11:47:47 Naphex: oh well

11:47:48 mircea_popescu: https://twitter.com/tudorcutus/status/468717853609582592 << apparently BingoBoingo missed one out

11:47:49 assbot: Hai sictir, Timisoaro! http://t.co/Ii0Z1fCPWR

11:53:09 chetty: http://www.weather.com/video/cute-alert-hamster-vs-mini-burrito-48724?

11:53:39 mircea_popescu: aww

11:56:33 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 16 @ 0.46486248 = 7.4378 BTC [+] {4}

11:58:35 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.46793245 = 1.4038 BTC [+] {2}

11:59:36 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 7 @ 0.47999807 = 3.36 BTC [+] {3}

12:00:37 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.479999 BTC [+]

12:03:00 moiety: !! thats epic

12:03:14 BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: The Argentina thing has been public knowledge for quite some time.

12:03:15 moiety: also, i can't get off this site now. http://www.weather.com/video/meet-the-awesome-half-dog-46363?collid=/video-minutes/melt

12:03:48 mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo why, cause i sorta-hinted alsmot-said-so ?

12:04:00 BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Nao, if BitBet could keep bets open a decade...

12:04:12 fluffypony: "You never know which way the colossus with clay feet is going to collapse." <- that's quite Biblical of you

12:04:17 BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Well, these logs.

12:04:22 mircea_popescu: i am quite flattered, mind you. to appreciate it : consider that most bitbet delivery bets to date went along the lines of "X company will sort-of do what owner said, within sorta timeframe he indicated"

12:04:44 mircea_popescu: and most came out No, even so.

12:05:26 fluffypony: BingoBoingo: can you imagine..."Bitcoin to surpass $500 000 by January 2024"

12:05:31 fluffypony: lol

12:06:00 mircea_popescu: fluffypony experimentally, people want bets about 6 months out.

12:06:18 mircea_popescu: the berkshiore bet, in spite of huge pot tension, wallowed for 2 months

12:06:24 mircea_popescu: only now, 9 out, is it startingto see action.

12:06:32 BingoBoingo: Yeah, 3 - 9 months is the typical range

12:06:36 mircea_popescu: yup

12:06:43 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.479999 = 1.92 BTC [+]

12:06:49 mircea_popescu: it is biologically fascinating this, too

12:06:58 mircea_popescu: the longest time horizon matches the gestation period.

12:08:28 BingoBoingo: http://veridicalsystems.com/blog/of-money-responsibility-and-pride/

12:08:29 assbot: Speeds and Feeds › Of Money, Responsibility, and Pride

12:08:45 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 85 @ 0.03764058 = 3.1994 BTC [-] {3}

12:09:01 Naphex: fiat responsability is stupid :) burn it

12:09:14 Naphex: just make sure you make more then you spend hehe

12:09:46 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 33 @ 0.00437 = 0.1442 BTC [+]

12:11:43 mircea_popescu: "I haven?t finished entering all of them to get an exact total, but all those donations together come to about US$9,000. "

12:11:51 mircea_popescu: they've beating the wrong bush, obviously.

12:12:03 mircea_popescu: openbsd did about 10x better than them, and for very good reasons.

12:12:33 mircea_popescu: not just the dorks in charge of these foundations, but everyone everywhere needs to get this through their thick skulls already : you talk to the elites.

12:12:42 BingoBoingo: I actually followed danielpbarron and went through with ordering the CD's and a book

12:12:49 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 33 @ 0.00437715 = 0.1444 BTC [+]

12:13:09 danielpbarron: :D

12:13:20 danielpbarron: what book?

12:13:41 BingoBoingo: danielpbarron: Absolute OpenBSD 2nd edition, the Micheal W. Lucas book.

12:14:51 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 159 @ 0.00437742 = 0.696 BTC [+] {2}

12:14:54 chetty: <moiety> also, i can't get off this site now. http://www.weather.com/video/meet-the-awesome-half-dog-46363?collid=/video-minutes/melt << srry bout that, its a bit addictive for sure

12:16:53 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 67 @ 0.00439999 = 0.2948 BTC [+]

12:17:26 Naphex: "Just wanted to say thank you. I posted a picture of my sons first birthday cake over in r/baking. bitcoincollegefundgu donated to his college fund. I had no idea you guys existed until tonight. This community seems awesome. Thank you so much for investing in my little man."

12:17:51 mircea_popescu: lol k

12:17:54 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 139 @ 0.00440661 = 0.6125 BTC [+] {3}

12:22:40 moiety: chetty: no complaints here! it's brilliant lol

12:23:18 moiety: omg there is an r/baking?

12:23:52 BingoBoingo: This bet could get very interesting http://bitbet.us/bet/854/brock-pierce-to-resign-at-btc-foundation/

12:23:52 assbot: BitBet - Brock Pierce to resign at BTC Foundation :: 0.16 B (2%) on Yes, 10.08 B (98%) on No | closing in 3 months 1 week| weight: 97`397 (100`000 to 1)

12:24:48 fluffypony: wait what

12:24:49 fluffypony: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=616575.0

12:24:49 assbot: GIF - Leancuisine's Gambling Investment Fund

12:24:57 BingoBoingo: Suppose Sinbad appears out of obscurity with Emilio Esteves and they accuse Brock Pierce of molesting them.

12:24:58 fluffypony: there's now an IPO where you can give someone money

12:25:01 fluffypony: for them to gamble with it

12:25:12 fluffypony: on Playtin and JustDice

12:25:36 Naphex: Stakeing

12:25:53 mircea_popescu: fluffypony this is not news. in point of fact : one week before glbse collapsed, there was a guy who created a gambling mining fund.

12:26:02 fluffypony: lol

12:26:07 mircea_popescu: ie, people give him btc, he buys miners, which he uses to mine, the proceeds he uses to buy canadian lottery tickets

12:26:13 fluffypony: LOL!

12:26:14 mircea_popescu: this was an actual thing

12:26:26 fluffypony: no man, that's the bottom end of retardation.

12:26:27 Naphex: :)))

12:26:28 Naphex: lOL

12:26:37 mircea_popescu: mpoe-pr called him the bottom of retardation

12:26:39 mircea_popescu: he called her mean

12:26:42 mircea_popescu: the forum agreed.

12:26:52 fluffypony: that she was mean?

12:26:53 mircea_popescu: also clearly mp fud against his competitor

12:27:00 mircea_popescu: because in their mind glbse was somehow competing.

12:27:04 fluffypony: lol

12:27:45 fluffypony: I don't know why everyone insists that criticism be handed to them on a fluffy white pillow

12:28:30 artifexd: fluffy white pony

12:29:05 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 9 @ 0.02169116 = 0.1952 BTC [-] {4}

12:29:43 fluffypony: lol artifexd

12:31:07 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 9 @ 0.0216 = 0.1944 BTC [-] {9}

12:32:08 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 10 @ 0.0216 = 0.216 BTC [-] {10}

12:33:09 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 11 @ 0.0216 = 0.2376 BTC [-] {11}

12:33:10 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14222 @ 0.00089055 = 12.6654 BTC [+]

12:33:17 chetty: fluffypony, a spoon full of sugar makes the medicine go down

12:33:39 fluffypony: chetty: or a smack to the back of the head, whichever comes first?

12:33:58 chetty: the smack tends to work a lot better

12:34:04 *: fluffypony agrees

12:34:10 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 12 @ 0.0216 = 0.2592 BTC [-] {12}

12:34:23 fluffypony: we should IPO the SmackTastic Back of Head Smacker

12:34:56 chetty: isnt that mpex?

12:35:11 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 12 @ 0.0216 = 0.2592 BTC [-] {12}

12:35:13 fluffypony: with hanbot off the forums...no :(

12:36:12 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 13 @ 0.0216 = 0.2808 BTC [-] {13}

12:37:13 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 13 @ 0.0216 = 0.2808 BTC [-] {13}

12:38:15 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 13 @ 0.0216 = 0.2808 BTC [-] {13}

12:39:15 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 11 @ 0.0216 = 0.2376 BTC [-] {11}

12:40:16 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 7 @ 0.0223994 = 0.1568 BTC [+] {5}

12:42:18 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 11 @ 0.03247596 = 0.3572 BTC [+] {5}

12:43:19 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 8 @ 0.03262499 = 0.261 BTC [+] {8}

12:46:22 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.095 = 0.475 BTC [+]

12:48:37 []bot: Bet placed: 1.82124719 BTC for No on "ATC to reach block 50000 on time (http://bitbet.us/bet/812/)". Odds: 23(Y):77(N) by coin, 24(Y):76(N) by weight. Total bet: 9.19622719 BTC. Current weight: 74,209.

12:49:09 BingoBoingo: ;;ticker --market all

12:49:16 gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD last: 458.75, vol: 11554.54586435 | BTC-E BTCUSD last: 446.405, vol: 9021.25963 | Bitfinex BTCUSD last: 458.58, vol: 7886.38675067 | CampBX BTCUSD last: 455.0, vol: 43.96600715 | BTCChina BTCUSD last: 453.959982, vol: 2863.21550000 | Kraken BTCUSD last: 454.58474, vol: 6.83839247 | Bitcoin-Central BTCUSD last: 457.6134, vol: 48.08295944 | Volume-weighted last average: (1 more message)

12:49:36 BingoBoingo: ;;more

12:49:37 gribble: 454.719010711

12:50:19 kakobrekla: (1 more message) = 16 char

12:50:26 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 4 @ 0.09099998 = 0.364 BTC [+] {2}

12:50:31 kakobrekla: 454.719010711 = 13 char

12:50:35 kakobrekla: fun.

12:51:27 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 2 @ 0.091 = 0.182 BTC [+]

12:53:29 mircea_popescu: it is isnt it ?

12:54:23 chetty: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/children_shealth/10839063/Sex-change-drugs-to-be-offered-to-nine-year-olds.html

12:54:23 assbot: Sex change drugs 'to be offered to nine-year-olds' - Telegraph

12:55:31 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 5 @ 0.0385 = 0.1925 BTC [+] {5}

12:56:32 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 4 @ 0.03324749 = 0.133 BTC [+] {4}

13:01:30 mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo re your earlier openssl link : http://fraudsters.com/2014/the-public-burning-of-bob-beck/

13:01:32 assbot: The public burning of Bob Beck pe fraudsters - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.

13:01:41 mircea_popescu: with thanks, it came in exactly right

13:05:41 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 30000 @ 0.00088856 = 26.6568 BTC [-] {2}

13:06:42 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 33 @ 0.0044 = 0.1452 BTC [-]

13:07:23 penguirker: New blog post: http://fraudsters.com/2014/the-sharp-friar-and-the-golden-jew-discuss-your-options/

13:07:24 assbot: The sharp friar and the golden jew discuss your options pe fraudsters - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.

13:17:09 pankkake: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=616980.0

13:17:09 assbot: 45TH Giganto Miner!

13:24:15 BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Have they really never acknowledged your salvation since the event?

13:26:01 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 10 @ 0.03246908 = 0.3247 BTC [-]

13:30:05 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 9 @ 0.0320151 = 0.2881 BTC [-]

13:32:07 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 20 @ 0.03200633 = 0.6401 BTC [-] {4}

13:32:08 mircea_popescu: link me.

13:33:08 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 50 @ 0.095 = 4.75 BTC [+]

13:34:38 BingoBoingo: https://twitter.com/bob_beck/status/458328985500258304

13:34:39 assbot: No funding has come from /bsdfund to OpenBSD in recent memory (8 years?) Even when the project was in peril. /hashtag/OpenBSD?src=hash /hashtag/OpenSSL?src=hash /hashtag/LibreSSL?src=hash

13:35:02 mircea_popescu: that it ?

13:35:04 BingoBoingo: http://www.openbsdfoundation.org/contributors.html

13:35:04 assbot: Donate to the OpenBSD Foundation

13:35:08 BingoBoingo: ^

13:35:24 mircea_popescu: i thought you were asking about "salvation" specifically.

13:36:29 BingoBoingo: Ah, yeah. I'm just looking at this Bob Beck guy's stuff. That tweet just made me realize how unsaveble he is as a "fundraiser"

13:36:42 mircea_popescu: he's not/

13:37:06 mircea_popescu: it's a profession, like any other. irrespective what the desocialised think of the things they suck at / don't understand.

13:38:52 BingoBoingo: It's why silicon valley can even kill good ideas with poor executions

13:39:13 BingoBoingo: code doesn't keep the lights on and bills paid

13:39:14 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 11 @ 0.095 = 1.045 BTC [+]

13:40:00 mircea_popescu: jurov et all : mpex deposits flushed.

13:40:25 mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo the most shocking case of this problem (which is otherwise well understood and well documented), by very far the worst i actually saw in bitcoin

13:40:48 mircea_popescu: there was a necrodearia/mizerydearia character active 2009-2011ish, the utter epitome of it.

13:41:09 mircea_popescu: one'd prolly be well served by reading the totality of that guy's productions. if one were a psychiatrist.

13:41:27 BingoBoingo: I might have to dig around.

13:42:10 pankkake: I actually had some contact with him! he was running the early Gentoo overlay

13:42:39 mircea_popescu: i think so yes

13:49:24 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 10 @ 0.03325 = 0.3325 BTC [+]

13:49:52 BingoBoingo: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=55565.0

13:49:52 assbot: mizerydearia's obnoxious health escapade

13:52:31 mircea_popescu: "Our excellent support staff of 1 is waiting to take your call and assist you!" lol

13:52:37 fluffypony: :-P

13:52:49 fluffypony: just wait till we get a 2nd person, it'll be curtains then

13:53:45 mircea_popescu: lol chgeck that out, pankkake's aggregator actually list comments count too

13:53:49 mircea_popescu: splendid

13:54:12 BingoBoingo: http://ca.linkedin.com/pub/bob-beck/5/2a2/157

13:54:13 pankkake: "I have, however, the visits were uneventful, unhelpful and unproductive. The last visit with a doctor at a hospital in Wisconsin consumed much of my time trying to convince me that my issue was a psychological disorder and that any other issue (e.g. bugs, bacteria, fungii, etc) is not something that the doctor or anyone at the hospital could treat and that any blood test work they would pursue would not test for anything relating to that."

13:54:19 pankkake: you know, this happened to me this year

13:54:22 pankkake: and I was right

13:54:27 pankkake: the doctors FUCKING WRONG

13:55:24 mircea_popescu: pankkake no argument, but the guy has serious mental issues, irrespective of that side point.

13:55:31 pankkake: especially this one asshole who wanted me to take antidepressants

13:55:52 mircea_popescu: "I suffer from constant nibble-like sensations that seem to come from nowhere or maybe bacterial or fungal or other microbial spores?"

13:55:59 mircea_popescu: you can tell from his recursive speech patterns

13:56:02 pankkake: lol

13:56:09 mircea_popescu: "I'll keep this short and simple, and no, I'm not asking for any help, assistance or anything, because I fucking (profanity used as implication of seriousness if it can even be evaluated as such) despise greed..."

13:56:16 mircea_popescu: you see, the guy has been trained to... analyze

13:56:19 mircea_popescu: so he analyzes

13:56:21 mircea_popescu: everything

13:56:25 mircea_popescu: why did he say everything ?

13:56:31 mircea_popescu: why did and not had ?

13:56:36 mircea_popescu: why not had ?

13:56:38 mircea_popescu: why why ?

13:56:41 mircea_popescu: why why why ?

13:56:42 mircea_popescu: etc.

13:57:56 mircea_popescu: "I believe the lack of helpfulness and the persistance of psychological disorder is merely an effort related to the corruption (laziness and/or greed?) of industry, especially relative to the minimal or lack of monetary or other forms of wealth in which I am not worthy or valuable enough to receive related health treatments, inspections or other efforts to combat my particular health issue. "

13:58:08 BingoBoingo: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=372.msg3099#msg3099

13:58:08 assbot: Seeking Funding or Hosting

13:58:12 mircea_popescu: i mean... hey, am I going to be corrupted ? specifically, by laziness ? by greed ?

13:58:17 mircea_popescu: am i in cahoots with "the industry" ?

13:58:53 mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo find the one where he asks for someone to pay for his lunch at some wisconsin shithole, and goes into all the perverse detail about how exactly the person is required to call and why that is

13:59:22 BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: I'll link it when I find it.

14:02:41 BingoBoingo: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=56108.0

14:02:41 assbot: Plz livestream The Good Wife

14:03:23 pankkake: lol

14:04:02 mircea_popescu: https://gitorious.org/health-journal/mizerydearia/source/4171724610a3d3f432457fc46063a0990928c096:journal/2012.03

14:04:02 assbot: journal/2012.03 in health-journal/mizerydearia:master - Gitorious

14:04:20 mircea_popescu: if anyone was ever curious what mental health professionals read.

14:04:34 mircea_popescu: that's about standard fare. marginally subclinical nutty.

14:06:44 pankkake: no activity after 2012 anywhere, it seems

14:07:37 mircea_popescu: either getting help, being medicated out of his mind, being used as a cumrag in some us prison or else you know... writing the new bitcoin.

14:07:55 pankkake: wrong, some pushes in sep 2013, much after the last health journal commit

14:08:15 BingoBoingo: Doesn't read as subclinical, reads like a candidate for http://www.crazymeds.us/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Meds/Risperdal

14:08:19 assbot: Risperdal (risperidone) Overview | The Good, the Bad & the Funny of these Crazy Meds

14:09:25 artifexd: moiety: Are you keeping your activity log somewhere besides http://bitcoinassetsreception.wordpress.com/ ?

14:09:25 assbot: #Bitcoin-Assets Reception | Activity Log

14:09:37 mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo i come from the romanian psychopathology tradition, pre 1990.

14:09:42 mircea_popescu: this is subclinical.

14:10:05 moiety: i keep a log on my machine, I will post summaries to the blog weekly artifexd

14:10:24 BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Ah, in the states having a Von Neuman machine for a brain is a clinical condition here.

14:10:58 mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo the most a communist era doctor'd have done for this would have been 6 months' workcamp

14:11:09 mircea_popescu: i do believe it's the correct recommendation too.

14:12:31 mircea_popescu: for that matter, i very much doubt this is schizoid. the patient's much too young and too much of the expected tableau is missing.

14:12:47 mircea_popescu: some offshot of obsessive-compulsive prolly

14:13:10 BingoBoingo: Oh, we love throwing antipsychotics as OCD and aspies here.

14:13:33 BingoBoingo: *at

14:13:34 mircea_popescu: as best as anyone can discern they're unrelated tho

14:13:50 BingoBoingo: Well, it shuts them up.

14:13:59 pankkake: BingoBoingo: until the day they get a gun

14:14:46 BingoBoingo: pankkake: Sure.

14:14:58 BingoBoingo: But that's what Obama wants anyways.

14:15:54 BingoBoingo: It was a trend that got quashed just a few years ago where antipsychotics were really popular in nursing homes for dementia

14:20:34 BingoBoingo: American Healthcare is like bitcointalk. Outcomes aren't as important as pissing money away.

14:23:24 artifexd: moiety: Cool. Thanks.

14:23:39 BingoBoingo: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=49826.msg593083#msg593083

14:23:40 assbot: update: casascius.COM is GOOD but casascius.NET is EVIL / FRAUD / SCAM / 1%

14:27:01 mircea_popescu: !up ArsKisS

14:27:16 ArsKisS: thx

14:28:12 mircea_popescu: yw

14:28:34 BingoBoingo: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=40934.msg569049#msg569049

14:28:34 assbot: Exchange accidentally sent 512 bitcoins after coding error

14:29:32 mircea_popescu: (half a dollars' worth at the time)

14:30:05 mircea_popescu: anyway, for the innocent, intersango was the allegedly legit business of taaki, strateman and co

14:30:12 mircea_popescu: before the bitcoinica scamsultancy

14:34:02 mircea_popescu: anyway, good link to show the derpy that irc was where it was at, in 2011 too. they just didn't know about it then either.

14:34:11 kakobrekla: back when btc was fiddy bux i once got a 10k deposit on bitstamp processed twice

14:34:31 kakobrekla: after reporting, i got back 'thanks, there arent many honest people left around'

14:34:40 kakobrekla: yeah, they certainly arent.

14:34:51 pankkake: !b3

14:34:53 assbot: Last 3 lines bashed and pending review. ( http://dpaste.com/3S3HDMQ.txt )

14:34:53 pankkake: !b 3

14:35:04 pankkake: bleh :(

14:35:09 assbot: Last 6 lines bashed and pending review. ( http://dpaste.com/1SXFRT4.txt )

14:35:09 pankkake: !b 6

14:35:12 kakobrekla: you forgot n++

14:39:49 mircea_popescu: Best Known for

14:39:49 mircea_popescu: Leaky tits. Young or old, male or female, anyone taking Risperdal, especially more than 4mg a day, has a good chance of lactating.

14:39:55 mircea_popescu: ahahaha bloody fucking hell wtf is this

14:42:12 BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: It hit blocks dopamine AND stimulates prolactin

14:42:30 pankkake: how many milking fetishists faking symptoms to get the drug?

14:42:36 mircea_popescu: this is like the harem drug. cuts the rage of disphoria and makes tits leak

14:43:01 mircea_popescu: i wonder how many cases does the shah of brunei buy

14:43:17 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 7 @ 0.11082846 = 0.7758 BTC [+] {7}

14:44:29 mircea_popescu: http://blog.spagni.net/posts/2014-04-22 << is this currently the cannonical "why #bitcoin-assets rules" write-up ?

14:44:30 assbot: What I enjoy about #bitcoin-assets

14:44:50 fluffypony: yeah I couldn't find one, so I wrote one

14:45:19 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 20 @ 0.03839 = 0.7678 BTC [-] {2}

14:45:41 mircea_popescu: it's how it's supposed to work.

14:46:24 pankkake: ;;google irc yeshiva

14:46:25 gribble: IRC Yeshiva | When Bitcoin Met Pete: http://bitcoinpete.com/2014/03/17/irc-yeshiva/; Biting Into The WoT Elephant (And IRC Nicknames) | When Bitcoin ...: http://bitcoinpete.com/2014/03/31/biting-into-the-wot-elephant-and-irc-nicknames/; IRC Got Me Spinnin' | When Bitcoin Met Pete: http://bitcoinpete.com/2014/02/22/irc-got-me-spinnin/

14:46:35 mircea_popescu: pankkake but that was march

14:46:38 rithm: Nobody is wrong. Everybody is wrong.

14:46:40 mircea_popescu: one a month neh ?

14:47:04 fluffypony: rithm: I didn't want to say "Nobody is wrong. Except rithm."

14:47:08 BingoBoingo: Well, there's the other side effects to consider.

14:47:13 fluffypony: so I thought I'd keep it general :-P

14:47:21 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 15 @ 0.0384 = 0.576 BTC [+]

14:47:22 *: rithm is wrong and i like it

14:47:45 *: fluffypony is sexy and I like it

14:48:19 rithm: i miss atlas sometimes or one of his permutations

14:48:22 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.095 = 0.38 BTC [+]

14:49:12 mircea_popescu: was he ever on irc even ?

14:49:51 dub: indeed

14:50:51 mircea_popescu: i must have missed this

14:50:54 dub: manueldeortego or something was the last nick i can remember

14:50:55 mircea_popescu: o no wait

14:50:59 mircea_popescu: fuck of course i didn't miss it.

14:51:05 mircea_popescu: i just... forgot atlas!!

14:52:30 mircea_popescu: ;;seen EmanuelDeOrtego

14:52:31 gribble: EmanuelDeOrtego was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 1 year, 37 weeks, 5 days, 9 hours, 24 minutes, and 55 seconds ago: <EmanuelDeOrtego> I'll do it in the morning then.

14:53:06 mircea_popescu: arguing with eskimobob back then lawl.

14:54:08 mircea_popescu: http://pastebin.com/7B6qJ5wV slice of life (aug 2012)

14:54:09 assbot: Aug 18 16:38:35 <projectshifter>i didn't realize investments were really going - Pastebin.com

14:55:00 mircea_popescu: Aug 27 03:12:16 <MoneyIsDebt> saying he'll release all at once might be an attempt to bring the btc price down

14:55:21 mircea_popescu: Aug 27 03:24:35 <boonies4u> mircea_popescu: if I was a hacker, I would bet for myself

14:55:23 mircea_popescu: all teh people

14:55:50 mircea_popescu: ;;seen maximian

14:55:50 gribble: maximian was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 16 weeks, 5 days, 22 hours, 26 minutes, and 31 seconds ago: <maximian> mircea_popescu: the pic that wired selected for that openbsd article is hilarious

14:56:06 mircea_popescu: ;;seen copumpkin

14:56:07 gribble: copumpkin was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 7 weeks, 3 days, 16 hours, 4 minutes, and 6 seconds ago: <copumpkin> thanks

14:56:20 mircea_popescu: ;;seen Gladamas

14:56:21 gribble: Gladamas was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 1 year, 29 weeks, 1 day, 20 hours, 40 minutes, and 13 seconds ago: <Gladamas> http://phys.org/news/2012-10-real-physicists-method-universe-simulation.html

14:56:32 dub: ;;seen gmaxwell

14:56:32 gribble: gmaxwell was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 1 year, 29 weeks, 4 days, 12 hours, 38 minutes, and 10 seconds ago: <gmaxwell> thestringpuller: because he's nice for ten minute spans of time, and evades the bans and not everone knows about this BS.

14:56:39 mircea_popescu: ;;seen smickles

14:56:39 gribble: smickles was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 25 weeks, 3 days, 16 hours, 52 minutes, and 59 seconds ago: <smickles> wtf bet on the price rising rather than buying more or buying an option (or similar)

14:56:55 dub: gmax couldnt take it without atlas here

14:57:23 mircea_popescu: lol

14:57:30 mircea_popescu: what, they ended up buttbuds ?

14:57:46 mircea_popescu: ;;seen usagi

14:57:46 gribble: usagi was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 31 weeks, 6 days, 13 hours, 8 minutes, and 47 seconds ago: <usagi> No, but it will go over

14:57:48 mircea_popescu: ;seen nefario

14:58:08 mircea_popescu: ;;seen mrtiggr

14:58:09 gribble: mrtiggr was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 1 year, 25 weeks, 5 days, 11 hours, 56 minutes, and 13 seconds ago: <MrTiggr> if thats the same article i read ;)

14:58:12 mircea_popescu: ;seen nefario

14:58:16 mircea_popescu: ;;seen nefario

14:58:16 gribble: nefario was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 1 year, 33 weeks, 6 days, 18 hours, 58 minutes, and 3 seconds ago: <nefario> Those assets are not listed or traded anymore

14:58:22 dub: ;;seen pirateat40

14:58:23 gribble: pirateat40 was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 39 weeks, 6 days, 18 hours, 11 minutes, and 45 seconds ago: <pirateat40> lame

14:58:31 mircea_popescu: ;;seen JWU_4

14:58:31 gribble: I have not seen JWU_4.

14:58:33 mircea_popescu: ;;seen JWU_40

14:58:33 gribble: I have not seen JWU_40.

14:58:37 mircea_popescu: ;;seen JWU_42

14:58:37 gribble: JWU_42 was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 1 year, 12 weeks, 3 days, 22 hours, 31 minutes, and 59 seconds ago: <JWU_42> this has the potential to get very sticky

14:58:41 dub: that wasnt him

14:58:52 mircea_popescu: dub nah it wasn't. pirate was never here.

14:58:55 rithm: yeah Emmanueldeortego

14:59:00 fluffypony: JWU42 is in #electrum every day?

14:59:06 rithm: that's the last one i remember too

14:59:13 dub: im sure JWU has been here more recently

14:59:27 mircea_popescu: ;;seen DeaDTerra

14:59:28 gribble: DeaDTerra was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 40 weeks, 4 days, 1 hour, 19 minutes, and 24 seconds ago: <DeaDTerra> Only 6 million shares left of the IceDrill.ASIC initial batch! https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=269216.msg2898310#msg2898310 purchase you share for 0.0014 BTC!

14:59:40 mircea_popescu: fluffypony it's per chan

15:00:02 kakobrekla: ;;seen jwu42

15:00:02 gribble: jwu42 was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 6 weeks, 3 days, 17 hours, 39 minutes, and 16 seconds ago: <JWU42> that was enough for another 6 momnths

15:00:17 mircea_popescu: oh

15:00:21 rithm: ...but...but sometimes my bnc parts channels randomly

15:00:27 fluffypony: ja no _

15:00:33 rithm: i only find out months and years later that i missed something

15:00:34 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 2500 @ 0.00011655 = 0.2914 BTC [-] {9}

15:00:45 mircea_popescu: time for better bnc

15:00:54 BingoBoingo: ;;seen eskimobob

15:00:54 gribble: eskimobob was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 45 weeks, 5 days, 8 hours, 9 minutes, and 36 seconds ago: <EskimoBob> no idea how executions are shown on btct

15:00:59 artifexd: bnc == irc bouncer?

15:01:07 dub: ;;seen usagi

15:01:07 gribble: usagi was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 31 weeks, 6 days, 13 hours, 12 minutes, and 7 seconds ago: <usagi> No, but it will go over

15:01:08 rithm: yeah

15:01:15 mircea_popescu: ;;seen bearbones

15:01:15 gribble: bearbones was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 1 year, 38 weeks, 1 day, 21 hours, 15 minutes, and 39 seconds ago: <bearbones> dude, 20btc to join? :o

15:01:35 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 4000 @ 0.00011162 = 0.4465 BTC [-] {8}

15:01:43 mircea_popescu: ;;seen luceo

15:01:43 gribble: luceo was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 1 year, 14 weeks, 3 days, 21 hours, 59 minutes, and 30 seconds ago: <Luceo> Seals with clubs? :D

15:01:47 dub: ;;seen bendigo

15:01:47 gribble: I have not seen bendigo.

15:01:53 dub: ;;seen brendigo

15:01:53 gribble: I have not seen brendigo.

15:01:56 mircea_popescu: ;;seen btchero

15:01:56 gribble: btchero was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 1 year, 26 weeks, 1 day, 15 hours, and 42 seconds ago: <BTCHero> Daughter got ahold of the keyboard

15:02:00 dub: what was that cunts name

15:02:00 mircea_popescu: ;;seen rg

15:02:00 gribble: rg was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 1 year, 22 weeks, 1 day, 17 hours, 23 minutes, and 10 seconds ago: <rg> good times

15:02:10 mircea_popescu: ;;seen brendio ?

15:02:10 gribble: (seen [<channel>] <nick>) -- Returns the last time <nick> was seen and what <nick> was last seen saying. <channel> is only necessary if the message isn't sent on the channel itself. <nick> may contain * as a wildcard.

15:02:12 mircea_popescu: ;;seen brendio

15:02:12 gribble: brendio was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 22 weeks, 4 days, 11 hours, and 5 seconds ago: <brendio> what you want?

15:02:23 kakobrekla: ;;seen gigavps

15:02:23 gribble: gigavps was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 1 year, 11 weeks, 3 days, 17 hours, 49 minutes, and 3 seconds ago: <gigavps> well, we can rule out c, i have block chain transaction to prove what i have paid

15:02:26 rithm: ;;seen Diablo_Mining_Corp

15:02:27 gribble: I have not seen Diablo_Mining_Corp.

15:02:41 mircea_popescu: lol

15:02:59 mircea_popescu: ;;seen obsi

15:02:59 gribble: obsi was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 1 year, 32 weeks, 6 days, 17 hours, 55 minutes, and 10 seconds ago: <Obsi> it was closed out and delisted, can't be traded from what I know

15:03:14 rithm: gribble needs to have historical glbse data on hand for my queries

15:03:18 mircea_popescu: anyone remember her ? (im pretty sure it was a chick). the smoothest ponzi operator to date

15:03:25 dub: ;;seen ciuciu

15:03:25 gribble: ciuciu was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 1 year, 33 weeks, 2 days, 18 hours, 39 minutes, and 0 seconds ago: <ciuciu> Sure, bye.

15:03:36 rithm: i remember an OBSI asset listing

15:03:57 mircea_popescu: yeah. the chick was in here very softly selling it.

15:03:59 mircea_popescu: Sep 01 22:36:34 <assbot> GMVT-BOT [1@0.1BTC] paid: 0.00711271 BTC. Last price: 0.14 BTC. Capital gain: 0.04 BTC. Total: 0.04711271 BTC. (47.1%)

15:04:05 mircea_popescu: wtf assbot o.O

15:04:17 kakobrekla: what

15:04:25 mircea_popescu: ;;seen chmod755

15:04:25 gribble: chmod755 was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 4 weeks, 3 days, 22 hours, 34 minutes, and 35 seconds ago: <chmod755> BingoBoingo, Thank you

15:04:38 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.472 BTC [-]

15:04:41 mircea_popescu: kakobrekla format changed meanwhile ? or wut

15:04:48 kakobrekla: assbot still has the last share price data on hand, just gotta know the symbol to call it out

15:04:58 mircea_popescu: ah

15:05:04 mircea_popescu: ;;seen Bane_Capital

15:05:05 gribble: Bane_Capital was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 1 year, 33 weeks, 5 days, 12 hours, 51 minutes, and 21 seconds ago: <Bane_Capital> Much obliged.

15:05:08 mircea_popescu: was this mnw ?

15:05:18 kakobrekla: that thing that you pasted was something like profit/loss calc

15:05:37 mircea_popescu: !pl S.BBET

15:05:39 kakobrekla: current price - ipo + div

15:05:40 kakobrekla: or smth

15:05:43 mircea_popescu: !pl S.BBET 0.0001

15:05:47 BingoBoingo: ;;seen moiety

15:05:47 kakobrekla: NO.

15:05:47 gribble: moiety was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 55 minutes and 40 seconds ago: <moiety> i keep a log on my machine, I will post summaries to the blog weekly artifexd

15:06:08 BingoBoingo: ;;seen coingenuity

15:06:09 gribble: coingenuity was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 13 weeks, 5 days, 10 hours, 56 minutes, and 14 seconds ago: <coingenuity> mircea_popescu: there's a lot of them

15:06:11 mircea_popescu: kakobrekla lol why so positive

15:06:14 kakobrekla: i think it worked on turds originally

15:06:24 mircea_popescu: mhm

15:06:24 kakobrekla: and then i took it off

15:06:25 rithm: http://pastebin.com/R1NitBLd

15:06:25 assbot: usagi - Pastebin.com

15:06:27 mircea_popescu: ;;seen rdponticelli

15:06:28 gribble: rdponticelli was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 32 weeks, 6 days, 21 hours, 4 minutes, and 39 seconds ago: <rdponticelli> Again

15:06:30 rithm: idk what that is

15:06:42 mircea_popescu: ;;seen Ignatius-otc

15:06:42 gribble: Ignatius-otc was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 1 year, 32 weeks, 2 days, 17 hours, 29 minutes, and 36 seconds ago: <Ignatius-otc> some things never change

15:07:02 kakobrekla: !l glbse GMVT-BOT

15:07:02 assbot: Last trade for GMVT-BOT on GLBSE was at 0.13999899 BTC [+]

15:07:06 mircea_popescu: ;;seen da2ce7

15:07:07 gribble: da2ce7 was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 1 year, 7 weeks, 5 days, 11 hours, 20 minutes, and 38 seconds ago: <da2ce7> of course, hop into #opentransactions for support

15:07:08 dub: ;;seen gar255

15:07:09 gribble: I have not seen gar255.

15:07:20 dub: ;;seen garr255

15:07:20 gribble: garr255 was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 1 year, 6 weeks, 6 days, 22 hours, and 19 seconds ago: <Garr255> !ticker btct cognitive

15:07:24 rithm: oh assbot has glbse historical data!

15:07:32 kakobrekla: IS WHAT IM SAYIN

15:07:34 mircea_popescu: ;;seen exahash

15:07:34 gribble: exahash was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 1 year, 33 weeks, 6 days, 23 hours, 25 minutes, and 17 seconds ago: <exahash> !pl OBSI.HRPT 1@.1

15:07:37 rithm: yayayayayaya

15:07:39 pankkake: !ticker btct cognitive

15:07:39 assbot: Good morning, may you serve the Lord, and may His holy dominion guide you through your dismal life.

15:07:41 kakobrekla: but only last.

15:07:41 dub: ;;seen guruvan

15:07:42 gribble: guruvan was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 1 year, 1 week, 5 days, 11 hours, 20 minutes, and 0 seconds ago: <guruvan> back to the orderbook spam

15:07:44 mircea_popescu: kakobrekla o hey that you prolly have to dump lol

15:07:51 kakobrekla: maaan.

15:07:54 kakobrekla: we have been over this before

15:07:58 pankkake: why it not work

15:08:04 pankkake: oh

15:08:07 mircea_popescu: ;;seen gabbynot

15:08:07 gribble: gabbynot was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 45 weeks, 6 days, 18 hours, 7 minutes, and 21 seconds ago: <gabbynot> Thx…interesting soap opera.

15:08:08 pankkake: !last btct cognitive

15:08:08 assbot: Quest for vision is a great blessing.

15:08:13 pankkake: well

15:08:23 mircea_popescu: kakobrekla my memory is modular, bits keep falling out

15:08:25 kakobrekla: !l btctc cog

15:08:25 assbot: These beans is shit.

15:08:28 kakobrekla: dunno

15:08:33 pankkake: !l btctc cognitive

15:08:33 assbot: Last trade for COGNITIVE on BTCTC was at 0.1 BTC [-]

15:08:38 pankkake: ah!

15:08:44 pankkake: !l havelock cog

15:08:44 assbot: Last trade for COG on HAVELOCK was at 0.00160016 BTC [-]

15:08:49 fluffypony: lol

15:08:59 pankkake: yeah.

15:09:00 kakobrekla: was it on glbse too?

15:09:05 kakobrekla: !l glbse cognitive

15:09:05 assbot: Last trade for COGNITIVE on GLBSE was at 0.575 BTC [-]

15:09:06 mircea_popescu: <gribble> I have not seen gar255. << Sep 23 01:04:58 * Garr255 has quit (Ping timeout: 264 seconds)

15:09:08 mircea_popescu: lies!

15:09:10 kakobrekla: yep

15:09:18 kakobrekla: 0.5 -> 0.1 -> 0.001

15:09:31 mircea_popescu: kakobrekla everyone still made roi hand over fist in fiat!1111

15:09:39 kakobrekla: hehe

15:10:13 dub: ;;seen tsukino

15:10:13 gribble: tsukino was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 1 year, 15 weeks, 2 days, 22 hours, 21 minutes, and 57 seconds ago: <tsukino> hi

15:10:16 kakobrekla: away here is your data

15:10:17 kakobrekla: http://dpaste.com/3VSH9MZ.txt

15:10:21 dub: ^usagi

15:10:29 BingoBoingo: !l glbse NYAN

15:10:29 assbot: Last trade for NYAN on GLBSE was at 0.6 BTC [-]

15:10:38 mircea_popescu: ;;seen vampireb

15:10:38 gribble: vampireb was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 1 year, 8 weeks, 5 days, 12 hours, 21 minutes, and 12 seconds ago: <vampireb> (reminds myself to go to gym tomorrow)

15:10:41 moiety: were you looking for me BingoBoingo

15:10:58 mircea_popescu: ;;seen markac

15:10:59 gribble: markac was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 1 year, 30 weeks, 3 days, 14 hours, 32 minutes, and 0 seconds ago: <markac> mircea_popescu: http://www.juegaenlaweb.es/spectrum/

15:10:59 BingoBoingo: moiety: We are just probing the last things people said

15:11:17 BingoBoingo: ;;seen knotwork

15:11:17 gribble: knotwork was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 8 weeks, 1 day, 22 hours, 36 minutes, and 0 seconds ago: <knotwork> Yeah I heard they covered the losses with money from investors. Maybe the investors didnt like that and now want to drive away all customers so the place gets no business and has to shut down

15:11:31 mircea_popescu: ;;seen noagendamarket

15:11:31 gribble: noagendamarket was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 1 year, 23 weeks, 0 days, 11 hours, 52 minutes, and 46 seconds ago: <noagendamarket> lol

15:11:31 dub: ;;seen da2ce7

15:11:32 gribble: da2ce7 was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 1 year, 7 weeks, 5 days, 11 hours, 25 minutes, and 3 seconds ago: <da2ce7> of course, hop into #opentransactions for support

15:11:38 mircea_popescu: dub i did that already

15:11:48 BingoBoingo: ;;seen Luke-Jr

15:11:49 gribble: Luke-Jr was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 2 days, 4 hours, 48 minutes, and 54 seconds ago: <Luke-Jr> but then we realised it'd be about as big a project as Bitcoin, so dropped it and went back to Bitcoin code ;P

15:11:57 mircea_popescu: Aug 13 07:17:54 <noagendamarket> I regret sending Bruce Wagner the first twitter message about bitcoin :D

15:12:04 dub: ;;seen mollison

15:12:04 gribble: mollison was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 1 year, 34 weeks, 5 days, 16 hours, 12 minutes, and 30 seconds ago: <mollison> well at least i'm getting both sides of the story

15:12:37 BingoBoingo: https://twitter.com/rabite/status/468768397875216384

15:12:38 assbot: The government owes me 28,296 BTC. I will be filing liens upon their properties. http://t.co/CsC3Xi9Vsw

15:12:42 mircea_popescu: ;;seen Doffx

15:12:42 gribble: Doffx was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 1 year, 2 weeks, 3 days, 23 hours, 43 minutes, and 59 seconds ago: <Doffx> That will be pleanty of space then

15:12:44 dub: ;;seen zefir

15:12:44 gribble: zefir was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 1 year, 8 weeks, 5 days, 6 hours, 54 minutes, and 32 seconds ago: <zefir> Chaang: if you did that, it will be challenging to undelete them. first thing you need to do is shutting system down to prevent further write accesses

15:13:47 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [7C] 29 @ 0.00711995 = 0.2065 BTC [-] {2}

15:13:56 mircea_popescu: dub everyone!

15:14:14 mircea_popescu: ;;seen reeses

15:14:14 gribble: reeses was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 20 weeks, 1 day, 7 hours, 29 minutes, and 23 seconds ago: <reeses> hah

15:14:18 kakobrekla: ;;seen chaang-noi

15:14:18 gribble: chaang-noi was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 14 weeks, 1 day, 9 hours, 14 minutes, and 37 seconds ago: <Chaang-Noi> might have to sue em

15:14:28 kakobrekla: SUE ERRYBODY

15:14:34 BingoBoingo: ;;seen Ziggy9263

15:14:35 gribble: Ziggy9263 was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 20 weeks, 2 days, 13 hours, 27 minutes, and 54 seconds ago: <Ziggy9263> I see.

15:14:48 mircea_popescu: ;;seen markedathome

15:14:49 gribble: markedathome was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 21 weeks, 5 days, 1 hour, 47 minutes, and 30 seconds ago: <markedathome> I don't suppose anyone knows of how to extract private keys from the satoshidice desktop app that was around a year or so ago?

15:14:51 mircea_popescu: ;;seen dercoin

15:14:51 gribble: I have not seen dercoin.

15:15:08 mircea_popescu: Oct 22 22:43:41 * DerCoin has quit (Ping timeout: 268 seconds)

15:15:19 BingoBoingo: ;;seen Herp

15:15:19 gribble: I have not seen Herp.

15:15:27 mircea_popescu: ;;seen korbman

15:15:27 gribble: korbman was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 11 weeks, 4 days, 21 hours, 41 minutes, and 5 seconds ago: <Korbman> or else I wouldn't be on here haha :P

15:15:33 kakobrekla: lel

15:15:50 mircea_popescu: ;;seen BitHub

15:15:51 gribble: BitHub was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 45 weeks, 5 days, 6 hours, 45 minutes, and 56 seconds ago: <BitHub> don't fall for it

15:16:01 dub: ;;seen Jackmaninov

15:16:02 gribble: Jackmaninov was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 7 weeks, 3 days, 4 hours, 19 minutes, and 0 seconds ago: <Jackmaninov> wow such trade

15:16:11 mircea_popescu: ;;seen bowjob

15:16:11 gribble: bowjob was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 1 year, 3 weeks, 6 days, 16 hours, 9 minutes, and 6 seconds ago: <bowjob> lol

15:16:17 kakobrekla: this is getting postworthy, someone.

15:16:31 mircea_popescu: ;;seen topace

15:16:31 gribble: topace was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 6 weeks, 1 day, 23 hours, 48 minutes, and 16 seconds ago: <topace> punkman: no, you are not right. its widely known what my name is

15:16:49 mircea_popescu: ;;seen imsaguy

15:16:49 gribble: imsaguy was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 5 weeks, 3 days, 16 hours, 30 minutes, and 35 seconds ago: <imsaguy> ;-)

15:17:03 mircea_popescu: ;;seen burnside

15:17:04 gribble: burnside was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 42 weeks, 5 days, 20 hours, 41 minutes, and 37 seconds ago: <burnside> lol

15:17:19 kakobrekla: that long eh

15:17:21 mircea_popescu: ;;seen Bugpowder

15:17:21 gribble: Bugpowder was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 10 weeks, 4 days, 12 hours, 53 minutes, and 50 seconds ago: <Bugpowder> Whee... http://p2pfoundation.ning.com/profile/SatoshiNakamoto

15:17:28 mircea_popescu: yeah huh.

15:17:43 dub: ;;seen clipse

15:17:43 gribble: clipse was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 1 year, 43 weeks, 3 days, 13 hours, 31 minutes, and 7 seconds ago: <Clipse> is that the direction/percentage scale they use ?

15:17:58 dub: oldest?

15:18:03 mircea_popescu: and by 2013 you folks are like here already.

15:18:09 bitcoinpete: ola. looks like a fun game we got here

15:18:15 mircea_popescu: so that's that for our little passover day. lotta folks never heard from again

15:18:22 mircea_popescu: as the various pretend exchanges they were invested in croaked

15:18:57 *: Duffer1 raises one to the pretend exchanges to croak in 2014

15:19:33 bitcoinpete: so now we're in the desert for 40 years?

15:20:17 mircea_popescu: https://twitter.com/phantomcircuit/status/468770687445139456

15:20:18 assbot: https://t.co/RmxEbCTLR3 Throwback to the old days of /hashtag/Bitcoin?src=hash when /phantomcircuit counted as competent and /AmirTaaki as well spoken.

15:20:27 mircea_popescu: lol oops... seems phantomcircuit on twitter isn't strateman

15:20:35 fluffypony: lol

15:20:58 bitcoinpete: fluffypony: I'll use important business words like "awesomesauce" << crucial verbage for all havelol business plans

15:20:59 danielpbarron: mircea_popescu, i just solved the puzzle!

15:21:08 mircea_popescu: did the bot say so ?

15:21:15 danielpbarron: ya

15:21:19 kakobrekla: he said micro currency.

15:21:21 mircea_popescu: yay wd!

15:21:23 bitcoinpete: collisions!

15:21:27 fluffypony: bitcoinpete: it's crucial for our IPO for the planning of the IPO to IPO an exchange IPO on an exchange

15:21:30 mircea_popescu: zooke's triangle is bortkt

15:21:58 kakobrekla: but thanks to all the altcoins btc can no longer be classified as micro, not enough space in that cat.

15:22:06 bitcoinpete: fluffypony: lol let's just ipo the word "awesomesauce" and be done with it

15:22:16 fluffypony: smart idea

15:22:25 mircea_popescu: hey dignork can puzzlomat be altered so i can see the list of nicks that got the right answer

15:22:31 mircea_popescu: rather than w/e hashes it has nao

15:22:39 bitcoinpete: we need to raise funds for mass adoption

15:22:44 mircea_popescu: not enough space in that cat. << lmao

15:23:12 bitcoinpete: manul has enough space

15:23:49 bitcoinpete: and micro currency… that's good shit

15:23:51 fluffypony: bitcoinpete: the IPO can include the patents and trademark registration, plus a strong "merchant adoption strategy" and "dynamic userbase growth path", as well as "a drive to be included in all modern dictionaries and encyclopaedias (eg. wikipedia, wiktionary)". We can call it S.SAUCE

15:24:24 mircea_popescu: so in march 2013 china T holdings were 37% of its fx reserves.

15:24:26 mircea_popescu: this year, 32%

15:24:58 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 5 @ 0.03329323 = 0.1665 BTC [+]

15:25:03 dignork: mircea_popescu: yep, I'll add it

15:25:16 mircea_popescu: https://twitter.com/jgarzik/status/468701300910088192

15:25:17 assbot: hahaha. /hashtag/Bitcoin?src=hash developer Greg Maxwell on social contracts for developers, and resilient systems: https://t.co/bDUf9GYHNQ

15:25:57 bitcoinpete: fluffypony: i'm with you until the ticker. i vote for that to be a.sauce, listing using a new financial category of "awesomes

15:26:01 bitcoinpete: "

15:26:04 fluffypony: aaaah

15:26:06 fluffypony: a valid poijnt

15:26:07 bitcoinpete: the sauce just being the first

15:26:08 fluffypony: *point

15:26:12 mircea_popescu: http://t.co/ffrJrnM0eX

15:26:14 assbot: In Letter to Obama, Cisco CEO Complains About NSA Allegations | Re/code

15:26:25 fluffypony: A.SAUCE

15:26:34 bitcoinpete: bingo

15:26:38 mircea_popescu: dignork danke

15:26:54 bitcoinpete: then a.shit, a.times, a.dude, etc

15:26:58 mike_c: mircea_popescu: where'd the chinese fx reserves go? euros?

15:27:36 fluffypony: oh noez

15:27:39 fluffypony: shit just got realz

15:27:39 fluffypony: https://twitter.com/gavinandresen/status/468740084255047681

15:27:40 assbot: hahaha. /hashtag/Bitcoin?src=hash developer Greg Maxwell on social contracts for developers, and resilient systems: https://t.co/bDUf9GYHNQ

15:27:53 fluffypony: justusranvier: he doesn't like you ver much

15:27:55 fluffypony: *very

15:28:02 bitcoinpete: mircea_popescu: cisco and chambers should just pay up if they want special treatment, neh? why bother whining to the media?

15:28:09 mircea_popescu: mike_c and a bevy of exotics

15:28:14 mircea_popescu: they hold sa rands ffs.

15:28:36 mike_c: heh. bet the field!

15:28:50 mircea_popescu: i think they just follow where their imports come

15:29:04 bitcoinpete: fluffypony: looks like have ourselves a duel! pistols at 6 paces!

15:30:01 fluffypony: heh heh

15:30:11 benkay: kakobrekla: mods plz

15:30:19 mircea_popescu: https://twitter.com/Mircea_Popescu/status/468775720937070592

15:30:20 assbot: hahaha. /hashtag/Bitcoin?src=hash developer Greg Maxwell on social contracts for developers, and resilient systems: https://t.co/bDUf9GYHNQ

15:30:24 bitcoinpete: https://twitter.com/verafilatova/status/468753093505867776/photo/1

15:30:26 assbot: Troll /walterbilas, jumping on opportunity to express his strong anti-immigration stance. Alas for him, I'm a Brit. http://t.co/ySgbaJrSiQ

15:30:42 kakobrekla: what do you want me to moderate benkay ?

15:31:00 bitcoinpete: mircea_popescu: lol. i only hire alliance magicians

15:31:28 benkay: i want the mods to vet the bitbet queue.

15:31:36 benkay: vet/purge/dequeue

15:31:41 benkay: or is this mircea_popescu 's domain?

15:31:43 mircea_popescu: party clowns you hire out for conferences and bar-mitzvahs nao bitch about their time being wasted ?

15:31:46 kakobrekla: mircea_popescu benaky wants the mods to vet the bitbet queue.

15:31:48 mircea_popescu: gavitch, please.

15:32:04 mircea_popescu: kakobrekla lolk

15:32:15 kakobrekla: benkay will be done!

15:32:59 benkay: ty gents

15:35:20 mircea_popescu: http://finance.fortune.cnn.com/2014/05/19/sheila-bair-tim-geithner/

15:35:21 assbot: Sheila Bair: Why I recommend Tim Geithner's book - The Term Sheet: Fortune's deals blogTerm Sheet

15:37:38 bitcoinpete: "But who can blame the regulators for being timid when members of both parties in Congress seem to value campaign contributions over system stability?"

15:38:47 bitcoinpete: "when it comes to homeowners, Tim worries about the moral hazard government relief efforts create."

15:39:12 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 5 @ 0.0322001 = 0.161 BTC [-]

15:40:32 bitcoinpete: "I guess I would feel better about Tim's rationalizations of the bailouts if I thought he was more committed to avoiding them in the future." << feelings!

15:40:45 bitcoinpete: that was a painful read

15:41:03 bitcoinpete: lulzier is cisco's "fog computing"

15:41:06 bitcoinpete: http://online.wsj.com/news/articles/SB10001424052702304908304579566662320279406?mg=reno64-wsj&url=http%3A%2F%2Fonline.wsj.com%2Farticle%2FSB10001424052702304908304579566662320279406.html

15:41:06 assbot: Forget 'the Cloud,' Computing's Future Is in 'the Fog' - WSJ.com

15:41:20 bitcoinpete: "Whereas the cloud is "up there" in the sky somewhere, distant and remote and deliberately abstracted, the "fog" is close to the ground, right where things are getting done."

15:41:21 mircea_popescu: more like "in the bog"

15:41:39 bitcoinpete: in the muck and the mire

15:42:55 benkay: just buy a server and rack it

15:43:04 benkay: in your butt

15:43:49 bitcoinpete: lmao

15:43:57 bitcoinpete: lmso

15:44:07 benkay: "laugh my shit out"

15:44:24 chetty: China Signs Non-Dollar Settlement Deal With Russia's Largest Bank

15:44:24 bitcoinpete: server

15:44:34 fluffypony: comediarrhea

15:45:45 BingoBoingo: Come on everyone knows big iron and system/z is the future

15:45:49 mircea_popescu: chetty yep

15:47:38 bitcoinpete: BingoBoingo: what's so special about ibm's z?

15:47:55 BingoBoingo: bitcoinpete: It's huge!

15:48:52 BingoBoingo: Bigger computer, moar computing, right?

15:49:31 bitcoinpete: well, moar is moar

15:50:50 bitcoinpete: "On one level, asking our smart devices to, for example, send software updates to one another, rather than routing them through the cloud, could make the fog a direct rival to the cloud for some functions." << bwahaha

15:51:59 chetty: well staying secure in the fog should be about like staying dry in fog

15:52:25 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 10 @ 0.02299974 = 0.23 BTC [+] {2}

15:52:47 bitcoinpete: chetty: it pretty much is, as with the cloud. security doesn't enter the equation

15:52:53 bitcoinpete: https://twitter.com/patsajak/status/468581395237842945

15:52:54 assbot: I now believe global warming alarmists are unpatriotic racists knowingly misleading for their own ends. Good night.

15:53:27 bitcoinpete: Mr. Wheel of Fortune

15:57:22 mircea_popescu: !up drgyoza

15:58:38 mircea_popescu: https://twitter.com/norabean/status/468780802268872706

15:58:39 assbot: Any startup people in /hashtag/Singapore?src=hash I can Couchsurf with this weekend? I'm feeling adventurous, I'll take you to dinner;).

15:58:41 mircea_popescu: she's reasonably hawt.

16:00:33 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] [PAID] 2.42771748 BTC to 8`548 shares, 28401 satoshi per share

16:01:52 drgyoza: hi mircea popescu

16:02:01 fluffypony: so formal

16:02:13 drgyoza: isn't it

16:02:41 fluffypony: Fluffy Pony, BBNLB, PHD, WTF, Esquire at Law

16:05:22 thestringpuller: fluffypony on love: don't do it

16:05:23 thestringpuller: jkjkjk

16:09:42 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 10 @ 0.03800001 = 0.38 BTC [-]

16:13:16 bitcoinpete: mircea_popescu: china goes "eh get fucked". obviously. << lmao

16:14:47 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 80 @ 0.095 = 7.6 BTC [+]

16:15:28 BingoBoingo: http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/05/20/us-usa-politics-dsouza-idUSBREA4J0H520140520

16:15:28 assbot: Anti-Obama author D'Souza pleads guilty to campaign finance violation| Reuters

16:15:43 davout: mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=19-05-2014#682355 <<< lol, dafuq?

16:15:44 assbot: #bitcoin-assets log

16:23:56 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.4797989 BTC [+]

16:33:55 rithm: http://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1500435/000119312514204902/d552193ds1.htm

16:35:08 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.095 = 0.475 BTC [+]

16:35:24 BingoBoingo: http://jezebel.com/lady-narcs-on-her-own-cat-for-bringing-home-a-bag-of-we-1578956906

16:35:25 assbot: Lady Narcs on Her Own Cat for Bringing Home a Bag of Weed

16:36:08 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 27 @ 0.0381655 = 1.0305 BTC [+] {2}

16:40:46 moiety: fluffypony!! I'm ok for a reference now! \o/ Thank you for offering to help, I really appreciate it. BB is going to character ref me relating to the past year i've known him and i even get to use his actual actual name of rl-ness :o

16:44:18 BingoBoingo: https://imgur.com/gallery/Gquiy

16:44:18 assbot: Russian Attack Cat - Imgur

16:45:15 moiety: remember when i thought that was real? lol

16:45:33 BingoBoingo: It is real

16:45:43 BingoBoingo: in the way that matters

16:45:56 moiety: lol i wish they were that size though

16:47:30 BingoBoingo: Srsly, fuck jurassic park, we need bigger manuls

16:48:20 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 20 @ 0.03770005 = 0.754 BTC [-] {2}

16:49:49 moiety: ok application in, cross everything and pray to Manul and try to panic as little as possible now is all i can do. thank you BB.

16:50:36 bitcoinpete: moiety: bon chance :)

16:50:38 bitcoinpete: http://libertyblitzkrieg.com/2014/05/20/u-s-government-admits-using-fake-vaccination-programs-to-gather-intelligence-and-now-swears-it-wont-do-it-again/

16:50:39 assbot: U.S. Government Admits Using Fake Vaccination Programs to Gather Intelligence and Now Swears it Won’t Do it Again… | A Lightning War for Liberty

16:52:03 moiety: thanks bitcoinpete!

16:52:24 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 10 @ 0.46500053 = 4.65 BTC [-] {4}

16:56:10 Apocalyptic: %t

16:56:11 atcbot: [X-BT] Bid: 156 Ask: 278 Last Price: 278 24h-Vol: 543k High: 280 Low: 159 VWAP: 223

16:56:28 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 21 @ 0.46500001 = 9.765 BTC [-] {2}

16:56:31 Apocalyptic: dat spread

17:03:35 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [ALC] 5 @ 0.1374 = 0.687 BTC [-]

17:04:36 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.4797989 = 0.9596 BTC [+]

17:05:37 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 8 @ 0.46500002 = 3.72 BTC [-] {5}

17:08:40 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.45888932 = 1.3767 BTC [-] {3}

17:10:42 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.4699999 = 0.94 BTC [+]

17:11:43 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 30 @ 0.00420075 = 0.126 BTC [-]

17:17:53 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 100 @ 0.02299998 = 2.3 BTC [+] {2}

17:21:20 thestringpuller: moiety what are your hours?

17:22:23 thestringpuller: mircea_popescu: i had a dream last night in which you made an appearance. i was hanging out with you and your harem of women...it felt like what the medieval times would be like (hanging out with a prince)

17:22:48 moiety: I've got skype on whenever I am at the pc which is generally all day till early hours gmt thestringpuller. I have set a voicemail message for when i'm sleeping

17:23:51 thestringpuller: what is your rate?

17:33:02 Duffer1: has anyone called yet?

17:33:23 fluffypony: I have, to test the number

17:33:25 fluffypony: :-P

17:41:00 moiety: thestringpuller: i haven't thought about it actually, depends what you are looking for i guess

17:41:16 moiety: Duffer1: beena few contacts, couple IMs also

17:41:56 moiety: yeahi'm glad it was tested first fluffypony ty

17:44:57 chetty: 3,000 community radio stations in #Thailand off air following army martial law decree

17:47:22 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 4644 @ 0.00011842 = 0.5499 BTC [+] {2}

17:57:32 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 6 @ 0.03318985 = 0.1991 BTC [-] {6}

18:05:28 thestringpuller: moiety if you have bandwidth for private contracts, I need some similar secretarial services

18:05:38 thestringpuller: as it's been said, looks like you stumbled into a busines ;)

18:08:43 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 12356 @ 0.00011846 = 1.4637 BTC [+]

18:12:47 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 100 @ 0.03930897 = 3.9309 BTC [+] {6}

18:18:53 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 3336 @ 0.00011232 = 0.3747 BTC [-] {5}

18:24:32 mircea_popescu: ;;later tell davout i have no idea.

18:24:33 gribble: The operation succeeded.

18:24:39 mircea_popescu: !up davidlatapie

18:25:02 pankkake: "But this doesn't negate other things those two have said, Mireacu (or however you write his name)"

18:26:43 mircea_popescu: "One of the friends was Denise Joseph, who was engaged to D'Souza while he was still married to another woman. D'Souza resigned as president of King's College, a small Christian school in New York City, after the media revealed his relationship with Joseph in 2012."

18:26:49 mircea_popescu: needs better harem ceo skills.

18:27:16 mircea_popescu: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BoGVHeNIIAARnvo.jpg

18:28:54 mircea_popescu: https://twitter.com/ezraklein/status/468815736459509760 pretty lulzy

18:28:55 assbot: Not a coup, says Thai general on television channel he has seized control of: http://t.co/ALtUc5cdEu

18:28:57 pankkake: this guy https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pierre_Bellanger has decent harem CEO skills

18:28:57 assbot: Pierre Bellanger Wikipdia

18:29:09 mircea_popescu: "this is not a bank robbery! open that damned safe!"

18:29:15 fluffypony: pankkake: if this is going to be another French wikipedia article about guys obsessed with seaman I'm not reading it

18:30:11 pankkake: fluffypony: radio owner who kept a few (voluntary) slaves at home. one of those was a minor, so massive scandal

18:30:26 fluffypony: lol

18:30:37 fluffypony: that's just like a regular day at the office for mircea_popescu

18:30:42 pankkake: I think there were sisters or something, too

18:31:05 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 5 @ 0.0376201 = 0.1881 BTC [-] {2}

18:31:48 mircea_popescu: seaman ? D seaman, the youtuber/ scamcoin extraordinaire ?

18:31:59 fluffypony: lol

18:32:06 danielpbarron: he is really annoying; i listen to his podcast

18:32:08 pankkake: I don't remember what you're referring to, fluffypony

18:32:14 mircea_popescu: sisters don't work so well. they get insanely competititve

18:32:19 mircea_popescu: i mean, even more than women normally do

18:32:30 mircea_popescu: pankkake "faire dinette"

18:32:37 pankkake: oh, right

18:32:53 pankkake: might why something fucked up in his harem

18:33:24 mircea_popescu: pankkake lol, convicted to a year in prison and also author of an amber alert initiative in france ?

18:33:28 mircea_popescu: what happened, the kid ran off ?

18:33:55 pankkake: I think so, and talked

18:34:14 pankkake: et hop, détournement de mineur

18:34:16 mircea_popescu: ahgaghaha 1998-99

18:34:18 mircea_popescu: o brother.

18:34:36 mircea_popescu: pankkake it actually was "corruption de mineure" turns out.

18:34:45 pankkake: lol, didn't even know that existed

18:34:48 mircea_popescu: why are the french so obsessed with miners anyway

18:35:01 mircea_popescu: pankkake yeah, it's when you fuck one, and she likes it.

18:35:14 pankkake: I thought you could do anything to a minor, as long as she did not spend the night (which is the détournement)

18:35:36 pankkake: so I am guilty anyways :(

18:36:15 davidlatapie: Wow, I did not even know about Pierre Bellanger

18:36:49 mircea_popescu: https://twitter.com/Mircea_Popescu/status/468822609820667904

18:36:50 assbot: Is China hiding its FX reserves in...Belgium? MT /michaellachlan A picture tells the story? http://t.co/cTSwssLLKq

18:37:22 mircea_popescu: pankkake what are you, from like before the insanity ?

18:37:33 pankkake: I don't understand

18:37:33 davidlatapie: mircea_popescu: what makes you think it is more common in France than somewhere else?

18:37:34 danielpbarron: did assbot stop updating mpex trades?

18:37:49 mircea_popescu: not afaik ?

18:37:58 mircea_popescu: pankkake that view might have been accurate cca 1800

18:38:07 mircea_popescu: http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2014-05-19/ex-ubs-banker-in-swaps-deal-arranged-for-strippers-utility-says.html

18:38:07 assbot: UBS Banker in Swap Deal Arranged for Strippers, Utility Says - Bloomberg

18:38:27 pankkake: oh. right. sexual desires only comes on your 18th birthday

18:39:29 davidlatapie: According to the French law, sexual maturity is at age 16.

18:39:30 pankkake: but I thought the law wasn't as insane as the mediatic crap

18:39:38 danielpbarron: 2014-05-20 09:05:43 <@assbot:#bitcoin-assets-trades> [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 30000 @ 0.00088856 = 26.6568 BTC [-] {2}

18:39:38 davidlatapie: (granted, I did not check)

18:39:45 danielpbarron: that's the last update i saw

18:39:59 pankkake: davidlatapie: or 15 or something. but the issue is how minor/adult relationships are handled

18:40:35 davidlatapie: pankkake: yes, just read 'pedia. 15

18:40:39 mircea_popescu: davidlatapie who are you again ?

18:40:42 pankkake: pedia :D

18:41:40 davidlatapie: I'm French, manager of Mintcoin, core team member of Monero (and other things probably not important here)

18:42:28 mircea_popescu: a hai.

18:43:17 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 10 @ 0.128999 = 1.29 BTC [+] {2}

18:43:40 mircea_popescu: !up darth

18:43:58 joecool: davidlatapie: you should probably find decent hosting

18:44:00 darth: Is this thing on?

18:44:37 mircea_popescu: yes this thing is on. who're you ?

18:44:42 davidlatapie: joecool: about what? My own blog, mintcoin blog, monero blog?

18:44:51 joecool: the mintcoin site

18:45:12 joecool: http://mintcoin.cc/ < unless this is not you

18:45:13 assbot: 403 - FORBIDDEN

18:45:50 davidlatapie: joecool: wow, whatever happened!

18:46:17 assbot: Last 12 lines bashed and pending review. ( http://dpaste.com/153PN97.txt )

18:46:17 mircea_popescu: !b 12

18:46:49 mircea_popescu: omfg check out my !b kungfu

18:47:17 fluffypony: wow such bash

18:47:50 davidlatapie: joecool: thanks I contacted the persons responsible for this

18:48:09 mircea_popescu: davidlatapie so what's the mintcoin elevator speech again ?

18:48:22 joecool: davidlatapie: no doubt hostgator decided to move servers or something without telling anyone (they do this a lot)

18:48:30 mircea_popescu: hostgator ?!

18:48:34 mircea_popescu: god help you.

18:49:02 joecool: we moved off a long time ago

18:49:04 moiety: hello darth, welcome :]

18:49:39 moiety: darth found us via bitcoinpete's blog

18:50:27 fluffypony: aah

18:50:30 fluffypony: darth: welcome

18:51:11 mircea_popescu: moiety im behind, what are you applying for ?

18:51:42 moiety: the sex weeks flat, though it's down to five now mircea_popescu

18:51:50 fluffypony: no more sex weeks? :(

18:51:58 moiety: fove now :P

18:52:04 mircea_popescu: fave ?

18:52:16 fluffypony: soon to be free?

18:52:22 mircea_popescu: moiety you know that's a pretty good novel title ? "The Sex Weeks Flat"

18:52:34 moiety: fave week will be the one i get it confirmed :D if i get it confirmed *strokes lucky manul*

18:52:37 fluffypony: "Sex Weeks to a Flat Tummy"

18:52:38 davidlatapie: mircea_popescu: sustainable development. Bitcoin => carbon footprint for mining. Mintcoin => first Fast PoW, less mining, gaining money with PoS. When I discovered mintcoin, I was just one-month old on crypto. Now I would know better. But I have a moral obligation toward the community

18:52:57 mircea_popescu: i c.

18:53:15 *: moiety wonders if her neighbours would notice a door plaque of this name

18:53:34 fluffypony: moiety: just do it in a different language

18:53:48 mircea_popescu: you know a) the time to fold a hand is when you know it can't win, not when you figure you can afford to and b) any project can be properly folded, and all that can be shuold be.

18:54:04 davidlatapie: joecool: in that particular case, I think this is different. owner left and gave the key to me, I gave them to a webmaster who was in holidays until last week and was supposed to handle the transfer to a reliable person (the one in change of mintcoinfund.org)

18:54:08 mircea_popescu: fluffypony yes because puns work in all languages.

18:54:45 fluffypony: mircea_popescu: well it's win-win - they won't get the pun, but they also won't be offended

18:55:16 moiety: I'm torn between this and Manul Manor

18:55:28 fluffypony: and she'll be able to take a photo and put it up here, which is far more important

18:55:37 joecool: !up davidlatapie

18:56:40 mircea_popescu: lol win win

18:57:04 mircea_popescu: "our whites-only 3 star restaurant is win-win for the black community : they don't get to eat here and in exchange don't have to pay"

18:57:12 fluffypony: welcome to Africa!

19:00:34 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 100 @ 0.03751545 = 3.7515 BTC [-] {10}

19:03:04 davidlatapie: :)

19:03:37 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 150 @ 0.00420221 = 0.6303 BTC [+] {5}

19:05:29 mircea_popescu: ;;rate davidlatapie new blood

19:05:29 gribble: Error: 'new' is not a valid integer.

19:05:31 mircea_popescu: ;;rate davidlatapie 1 new blood

19:05:31 gribble: Error: User doesn't exist in the Rating or GPG databases. User must be GPG-registered to receive ratings.

19:05:39 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 6 @ 0.095 = 0.57 BTC [+]

19:05:58 mircea_popescu: davidlatapie omg how noob are you!

19:06:59 davidlatapie: mircea_popescu: well, yeah :) Every one was nood at a time :)

19:07:14 davidlatapie: *noob

19:07:22 mircea_popescu: nude for sure.

19:07:25 pankkake: I thought nood was intentional

19:07:26 mircea_popescu: so get reg'd.

19:07:29 pankkake: "your crappy ego-fulled 'look at me' site called Tremolina or something" it's spellings day

19:07:48 mircea_popescu: tremolina ?!

19:08:13 mircea_popescu: http://www.hobbypesca.com/tecnica/esche/foto/tremolina1.jpg ?

19:08:50 pankkake: trollema, trilenema

19:08:57 mircea_popescu: oh oh

19:09:08 fluffypony: lol

19:09:23 davidlatapie: mircea_popescu: I already am

19:09:23 fluffypony: someone wrote a beginners guide for gpg reg - was it benkay or BingoBoingo ?

19:09:45 pankkake: http://wiki.bitcoin-assets.com/wot_and_reputation

19:09:45 assbot: wot_and_reputation [bitcoin assets wiki]

19:09:45 mircea_popescu: ;;rate davidlatapie 1 new blood

19:09:46 gribble: Error: User doesn't exist in the Rating or GPG databases. User must be GPG-registered to receive ratings.

19:09:53 mircea_popescu: davidlatapie no you aren't.

19:09:58 fluffypony: davidlatapie: also this - http://wiki.bitcoin-otc.com/wiki/Beginners_Guide

19:10:05 fluffypony: mircea_popescu: I think he meant he already is nude

19:10:36 mircea_popescu: he did say he was french...

19:11:06 mircea_popescu: pankkake so wait, is your ego fulleing tremolina ?

19:11:09 fluffypony: I just assumed that pankkake and Apocalyptic are nude all the time

19:11:21 fluffypony: and that Karpeles only wore clothes because going to Starbucks naked is frowned upon

19:11:46 mircea_popescu: well he was only half french

19:11:46 davidlatapie: I have to know Karpeles would come in the conversation...

19:11:50 pankkake: no, it's a guy talking to one of your multiple fake personalities

19:12:07 davidlatapie: fluffypony: thanks for the link

19:12:22 pankkake: fluffypony: not always but thank god there's no webcam on irc though :D

19:12:56 fluffypony: pankkake: don't forget his thousands of forum accounts

19:14:11 pankkake: <darth> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

19:14:43 davidlatapie: mircea_popescu: "was"? Angry Bitcoin holder had him Kadhafi'd? ^^

19:14:54 davidlatapie: *holders

19:15:04 fluffypony: davidlatapie: probably

19:15:08 fluffypony: or he's hiding in a lair in Japan

19:15:14 fluffypony: sipping on machiatos

19:15:21 fluffypony: that spelling is atrocious

19:15:28 *: fluffypony smacks his hand with Encarta Encyclopedia

19:17:13 moiety: davidlatapie: here's a step by step http://wiki.bitcoin-assets.com/first_steps_in_bitcoin-assets darth, this may be of some use to you also.

19:17:13 assbot: first_steps_in_bitcoin-assets [bitcoin assets wiki]

19:17:47 fluffypony: davidlatapie, darth, if you guys get stuck just call the Bitcoin Support Hotline

19:17:55 fluffypony: http://blog.spagni.net/posts/2014-05-20

19:17:56 assbot: Bitcoin has a support line!

19:20:50 asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: re: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BoBYEt3IgAAXKje.jpg << afaik you can make a table quite like this one in Ro ?

19:21:05 davidlatapie: fluffypony moiety generating my GPG key atm

19:21:23 asciilifeform: or any other proper (i.e. having declensions) natural lang

19:23:02 moiety: gpg ftw

19:24:13 moiety: asciilifeform: what would The Sex Weeks Flat be in the language of the manuls?

19:24:31 asciilifeform: moiety: ??

19:24:46 moiety: i think they would all speak russian

19:24:49 *: asciilifeform is still behind on log

19:25:01 moiety: oh lol it shall become clear, good to see you btw!

19:25:59 fluffypony: asciilifeform! you've been scarce :(

19:27:00 asciilifeform: fluffypony: finally finished moving.

19:28:12 fluffypony: good good

19:28:39 moiety: asciilifeform: i hope it all went well

19:29:17 asciilifeform: moiety: see mp's essay about semispace garbagecollection. more or less - that.

19:32:05 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 24 @ 0.00420001 = 0.1008 BTC [-]

19:33:06 mircea_popescu: asciilifeform sure.

19:34:21 mircea_popescu: moiety seks nedele manul?

19:35:01 mircea_popescu: nedelya is week at any rate. sex is a neologism for the russkis, they didn't use to fuck before the missionaries came

19:35:07 mircea_popescu: and manul is actually a local word.

19:35:11 FabianB: asciilifeform: so mass production of cardano can begin? ;)

19:36:52 moiety: and thus the flat was named before it was even in my possession! thank you mircea_popescu :D

19:38:10 bitcoinpete: mircea_popescu:"this is not a bank robbery! open that damned safe!" << sums up thailand and egypt nicely

19:38:35 danielpbarron: someone from #bitcoin PM'd me to plead with me that I not run bitcoind 0.7.2, earlier today

19:39:01 bitcoinpete: danielpbarron: too advanced?

19:39:25 danielpbarron: bitcoinpete, > That era was plagued with security issues as development was mostly someone incompetent bankrolled by the foundation

19:39:54 bitcoinpete: so too advanced

19:40:01 bitcoinpete: off to 0.6.x with ye

19:40:13 fluffypony: I'm already using Bitcoin 2.0, haven't you heard?

19:40:19 danielpbarron: no, he was saying I should upgrade to the newest version

19:41:17 bitcoinpete: danielpbarron: which, of course, is exactly backwards

19:41:19 danielpbarron: i linked him to this http://www.thedrinkingrecord.com/2014/05/02/building-bitcoin-0-7-2-on-openbsd/ and he stopped talking

19:41:21 assbot: Building Bitcoin 0.7.2 on OpenBSD | Bingo Blog

19:41:35 bitcoinpete: it piles on the nonsense committed by the power rangers even further

19:41:47 bitcoinpete: it's like putting out a fire with grenades and cannons

19:41:59 danielpbarron: i'm just curious what he meant by this one: http://www.thedrinkingrecord.com/2014/05/02/building-bitcoin-0-7-2-on-openbsd/

19:41:59 assbot: Building Bitcoin 0.7.2 on OpenBSD | Bingo Blog

19:42:04 danielpbarron: ack

19:42:13 danielpbarron: > A lot of the issues were not made public, though they were fixed

19:42:23 bitcoinpete: fluffypony: i thought ethereum was 3.0

19:42:29 bitcoinpete: get wit da times

19:42:36 fluffypony: bitcoinpete: I lose track, I might actually be on Bitcoin '95 at this stage

19:42:53 danielpbarron: so there is a secret shadowy group keeping track of bitcoind bugs and isn't making them public?

19:43:01 bitcoinpete: probably better than nhl '95, just

19:43:27 mircea_popescu: "<danielpbarron> > A lot of the issues were not made public, though they were fixed" le derp

19:44:12 mircea_popescu: danielpbarron because actually working on the actually werll documented bugs is not cool enough for the powerfully retarded. they need their secret decoder rings.

19:44:22 danielpbarron: heh

19:44:24 mircea_popescu: meanwhile the wallet sat plain on disk for all of three years

19:44:38 mircea_popescu: according to the same fuckwits that are running around at dressupcon in capes today,

19:44:40 mircea_popescu: "not a bug"

19:45:55 bitcoinpete: bugs are sekrit, they're only spoken of in hushed tones

19:46:21 mircea_popescu: interesting how the mind of people who supposedly come from open source actually works.

19:46:27 bitcoinpete: "did you hear about that one?" they murmur to each other between lashes at their underground dungeon parties

19:47:16 bitcoinpete: they supposedly come from places where they have no real power, so they make couch fortresses and voila

19:47:43 chetty: comon bitcoinpete they are not cool enough for underground dungeon parties

19:47:45 bitcoinpete: let's see the rebel army take down our death star now!

19:48:24 bitcoinpete: chetty: i'm probably being too kind

19:50:06 bitcoinpete: heh this is what i get at bitstamp right now: http://imgur.com/ULCs31K

19:50:06 assbot: imgur: the simple image sharer

19:51:02 pankkake: not cloudflare?!

19:51:23 bitcoinpete: incapsula!

19:51:24 fluffypony: bitcoinpete: YOU HAX()R

19:51:44 bitcoinpete: they put your problems in a transparent pill cap and tell you where to shove it

19:51:53 rithm: oh nsap get dat .garbage file beeesh

19:52:13 bitcoinpete: fluffypony: it's called skillz ;)

19:53:34 thestringpuller: fluffypony: you should expand your article on love

19:54:01 fluffypony: thestringpuller: it was just a dump from a convo on IRC, I'll probably expand it at some stage

19:54:12 fluffypony: most especially because it'll encourage mircea_popescu to give us more lists

19:54:16 thestringpuller: yea I know i was there when you wrote it on irc :P

19:54:26 thestringpuller: or at least HERE IN SPIRIT!

19:54:45 mircea_popescu: they're my lists and i ain't givin' them to you!

19:55:20 thestringpuller: mircea_popescu i imagine you could motivate people with your harem

19:55:38 fluffypony: he should have a harem-off

19:55:56 bitcoinpete: davidlatapie: joecool: wow, whatever happened! << in stitches right now!

19:56:04 thestringpuller: "if you do a good job, one of my girls will give you a blow job"

19:56:08 thestringpuller: but imagine that's just pimping 101

19:57:08 pankkake: I'm pretty sure blowjob-giving secretaries would help businesses productivity tremendously

19:57:20 pankkake: unfortunately, we're not permitted to experiment that

19:57:20 bitcoinpete: pankkake: worked for clinton

19:57:36 bitcoinpete: the dood clinton, not sure about the other one

19:57:59 mircea_popescu: thestringpuller no question of could, but why'd i bother ?

19:58:15 pankkake: the other one is certaintly a mal-baisée, like we say in France

19:58:35 pankkake: since ozbot is down: https://i.imgur.com/Ufskr7i.jpg

19:59:05 mircea_popescu: that looks eerily familiar.

19:59:44 mircea_popescu: !up Jezzz

19:59:57 mircea_popescu: ;;gettrust assbot Jezzz

19:59:58 gribble: WARNING: Currently not authenticated. Trust relationship from user assbot to user Jezzz: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 2 via 2 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=assbot&dest=Jezzz | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=Jezzz | Rated since: Fri Mar 2 23:47:44 2012

20:00:09 mircea_popescu: Jezzz you have to id with gribble and pm assbot !up to get voice.

20:00:14 pankkake: https://i.imgur.com/M5EhOor.jpg

20:00:23 Jezzz: pankkake: ozbot not down

20:00:27 Jezzz: just too much bot traffic in here

20:00:33 Jezzz: mircea_popescu: k, thx

20:01:16 mircea_popescu: ozbot got shafted

20:02:03 mircea_popescu: handpicked prons are better anyway. http://www.depresseddarth.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/Two-Slave-Leia.jpg

20:02:30 pankkake: https://i.imgur.com/xMhg91X.jpg

20:02:35 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 43 @ 0.00420001 = 0.1806 BTC [-]

20:02:50 pankkake: slave leia, one of the fetishes I actually don't have. too mainstream, perhaps

20:02:56 mircea_popescu: hm this ALSO seems eerily familiar

20:03:30 mircea_popescu: pankkake you know, something isn't a fetish just because you like it. the definition of a fetish is something that can arouse a man when nothing else can.

20:03:43 mircea_popescu: if the "nothing else can" part isn't in there, fetish dun enter into it.

20:05:04 pankkake: Something, such as a material object or a nonsexual part of the body, that arouses sexual desire and may become necessary for sexual gratification.

20:05:15 pankkake: An abnormally obsessive preoccupation or attachment; a fixation.

20:05:37 pankkake: fetish was a too strong word for that case, anyway

20:08:41 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 295 @ 0.095 = 28.025 BTC [+]

20:09:23 mircea_popescu: http://bitbet.us/bet/716/btc-worth-over-5000-before-2015/

20:09:23 assbot: BitBet - BTC worth over $5000 before 2015 :: 5.54 B (59%) on Yes, 3.88 B (41%) on No | closing in 6 months 2 weeks | weight: 61`167 (100`000 to 1)

20:09:29 mircea_popescu: yes huh.

20:17:23 FabianB: ;;ticker

20:17:24 gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 492.2, Best ask: 492.8, Bid-ask spread: 0.60000, Last trade: 492.8, 24 hour volume: 25802.61553510, 24 hour low: 446.24, 24 hour high: 500.0, 24 hour vwap: 473.531680304

20:27:00 Jezzz: <gribble> Error: Username already registered. Try a different username.

20:27:02 Jezzz: meh

20:27:59 mircea_popescu: uh

20:28:15 mircea_popescu: oyu lost your key ?

20:28:28 Jezzz: don't ever remember doing this

20:28:42 Jezzz: so either I lost it, or username was taken by someone else

20:33:37 moiety: username can't be taken that quickly I don't think.

20:36:47 mike_c: !up Jezzz

20:36:56 mike_c: does this look like you? http://pool.sks-keyservers.net:11371/pks/lookup?op=vindex&search=0xE46F9446586DA1B73DA983F851AB989A69530379

20:36:57 assbot: Search results for '0xe46f9446586da1b73da983f851ab989a69530379'

20:37:58 Jezzz: yep, no idea where that key is

20:41:37 mircea_popescu: well now that sucks.

20:41:47 mircea_popescu: you'll have to come up with a new name and get rated by ppls.

20:42:01 davout: ;;gettrust davidlatapie

20:42:01 gribble: WARNING: Currently not authenticated. Trust relationship from user davout to user davidlatapie: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 0 via 0 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=davout&dest=davidlatapie | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=davidlatapie | Rated since: never

20:42:39 davout: ;;ident davidlatapie

20:42:39 gribble: Nick 'davidlatapie', with hostmask 'davidlatapie!~david__@85-169-42-20.rev.numericable.fr', is not identified.

20:43:16 fluffypony: ;;rate davout 1 Parlevouses the Francaise, reliable in all dealings (including sizeable MRO/BTC trades) thus far.

20:43:18 gribble: Rating entry successful. Your rating of 1 for user davout has been recorded.

20:43:37 fluffypony: no man

20:43:38 fluffypony: shit

20:43:41 davout: lol

20:43:45 fluffypony: ;;rate davidlatapie 1 Parlevouses the Francaise, reliable in all dealings (including sizeable MRO/BTC trades) thus far.

20:43:45 gribble: Error: User doesn't exist in the Rating or GPG databases. User must be GPG-registered to receive ratings.

20:43:48 fluffypony: ffs.

20:43:57 davout: such noob XD

20:44:23 mircea_popescu: ;;rate davidlatapie 1 new blood

20:44:24 gribble: Error: User doesn't exist in the Rating or GPG databases. User must be GPG-registered to receive ratings.

20:44:31 mircea_popescu: aww davidlatapie tricked me

20:44:32 fluffypony: ;;rate davout 1 Also parlevouses the Francaise and, you know, bitcoin-central and paymium.

20:44:33 gribble: Rating entry successful. Your rating for user davout has changed from 1 to 1.

20:45:21 mircea_popescu: fluffypony did you fall for the da<tab> trick too ?

20:45:26 fluffypony: yeah

20:45:37 fluffypony: I saw the gettrust and then tabbed on to davout

20:46:06 mircea_popescu: http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/05/20/us-jpmorgan-chase-bettermarkets-lawsuit-idUSBREA4J0OE20140520

20:46:06 assbot: U.S. rejects challenge to $13 billion JPMorgan Chase settlement| Reuters

20:46:06 mircea_popescu: lawl

20:47:33 davout: mircea_popescu: so, what was that old dude saying? was that even romanian?

20:47:42 mircea_popescu: it was supposed to be french

20:47:47 davout: yea, but to the kids

20:48:22 davout: he like speaks french, and turns berserk spitting on them, wtf happened ? :D

20:48:23 mircea_popescu: im not even sure.

20:48:57 mircea_popescu: the whole thing's surreal, romanian local network station does in the street interview, old clearly local guy randomly starts speaking in bad french at them

20:49:11 mircea_popescu: then a scuffle breaks out, it's like something out of bunuel

20:49:36 davout: rewatching

20:51:28 davout: yea well, guess we should ask dotcoin to translate

20:53:08 fluffypony: HAHHAHAH

20:53:32 fluffypony: next up: TranslateBourse - the Wall Street of Translations! TBT on BitcoinBourse.

20:56:07 davout: French journal does comparative analysis of the price per kg of cars and meat

20:56:07 davout: http://www.challenges.fr/entreprise/20140519.CHA3946/etonnant-les-voitures-ne-coutent-pas-plus-cher-que-la-viande.html

20:56:07 assbot: Saviez-vous que le Duster de Dacia vaut moins cher que l'andouillette? - Challenges

20:56:38 mircea_popescu: ayup

20:56:42 mircea_popescu: it is plastic after all

20:58:29 davout: "can i have the bacon interior option?"

21:00:20 thestringpuller: fluffypony: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNfvuJr9164 - your post reminded me of this if you haven't already seen it

21:00:21 assbot: "Danny and Annie" from StoryCorps - YouTube

21:00:25 davout: what's next, valuing startup comparatively to developer meat weight?

21:01:14 fluffypony: thestringpuller: wife's already asleep, will put it on the list to watch tomorrow

21:01:35 mircea_popescu: davout are you dog ?

21:02:44 fluffypony: does anyone have a freelance dev that is au fait with QT 5 and C/C++? I have some urgent UI work that needs doing

21:03:22 davout: i is manul actually

21:04:23 davout: after a phone line, a mascot

21:04:44 fluffypony: The B-A Manul?

21:04:53 moiety: :D

21:04:55 mircea_popescu: fluffypony maybe punkman1 is bored ?

21:04:59 davout: yes, let's call it samuel

21:05:16 fluffypony: Samuel the Manul

21:05:29 fluffypony: rolls off the tongue with a French accent better than an English one

21:05:44 davout: so the wiki can be called samul

21:05:49 davout: Samul the manuel

21:05:55 fluffypony: punkman1: hit me up when around re: the above, if you're not interested maybe you know someone who is

21:06:02 davout: gosh, i ain't even high

21:06:26 moiety: if i could have a pet one, i would call him marvin

21:06:59 fluffypony: moiety: the paranoid android?

21:07:22 moiety: i didn't know there was such a thing lol

21:07:38 *: fluffypony hands moiety The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Universe

21:07:56 moiety: oh now i have heard of that

21:08:31 *: davout bitchslaps fluffypony with his copy of the hitchhiker's guide to the *galaxy*

21:08:48 fluffypony: holy fuck I'm too drunk for IRC

21:10:43 fluffypony: ok I go sleep before I say something else inane, night night

21:14:06 mircea_popescu: nerds

21:20:52 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 73 @ 0.00420001 = 0.3066 BTC [-]

21:22:29 jurov: <benkay> [15:31:28] i want the mods to vet the bitbet queue. << cuz he got his salary today xD

21:22:43 jurov: throw it all on bitbet

21:23:12 mircea_popescu: lmao

21:26:25 mjr_: hi all

21:26:31 jurov: hi mjr_

21:26:42 mjr_: mircea_popescu:

21:27:03 mjr_: i was wondering if you had the documentation about when you were under DDOS and set up the IRC/gpg/pastebin alternate trading system

21:27:10 mjr_: hey jurov

21:27:23 mircea_popescu: ;;google fraudsters many ways available

21:27:24 gribble: The many ways available for talking to MPEx pe fraudsters - Un blog ...: http://fraudsters.com/2013/the-many-ways-available-for-talking-to-mpex/; MPEx DDOSed, an epic. pe fraudsters - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.: http://fraudsters.com/2013/mpex-ddosed-an-epic/; Requiem for a Dream pe fraudsters - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.: http://fraudsters.com/2013/requiem-for-a-dream/

21:27:24 mircea_popescu: ?

21:27:36 mjr_: thanks

21:27:48 jurov: also in missing manul http://explo.yt/post/2014/01/07/MPEx%3A-The-Missing-Manual-2-%28How-to-talk-to-MPEx%29

21:27:48 assbot: MPEx: The Missing Manual 2 - How to talk to MPEx - serialized delusions

21:38:24 mjr_: ;;gettrust mircea_popescu

21:38:24 gribble: Currently authenticated from hostmask mircea_popescu!~Mircea@pdpc/supporter/silver/mircea-popescu. Trust relationship from user Josh_Rossi to user mircea_popescu: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 2 via 2 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=Josh_Rossi&dest=mircea_popescu | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=mircea_popescu | Rated since: Fri Jul 22 11:04:26 2011

21:38:39 mjr_: thanks Jurov

21:38:49 mjr_: that was much easier to read than the romanian version :)

21:39:00 mircea_popescu: there's a romanian version ?!

21:39:05 mjr_: i'm not sure

21:39:14 mjr_: the first link was in romanian...or rather

21:39:18 mjr_: i don't know what language it is in

21:39:24 mjr_: and i guessed romanian

21:39:33 jurov: apparently my contract with benkay stipulates i should shift blame to him at this point

21:39:38 mjr_: hehehe

21:40:33 mjr_: so what else is new

21:40:47 jurov: we have spiffy recpetionist

21:40:49 mircea_popescu: mjr_ link ?

21:40:54 jurov: *receptionist

21:41:05 mjr_: http://fraudsters.com/2013/the-many-ways-available-for-talking-to-mpex/

21:41:34 mjr_: One, Two, Threei e un film din a doua parte a carierei lui Cagney (care s-a cam razboit cu studiourile la viata lui, Bette Davis style). Nu putem spune “finalul” carierei zisului dat fiind ca inca facea filme-n 1981, douazeci de ani mai tirziu.

21:41:59 mjr_: i have seen some really cool things here

21:42:02 mjr_: the logs are really nice

21:42:08 mjr_: you can lurk much easier lol

21:42:14 thestringpuller: what's the poing of #bitcoin-otc if you can't buy btc there ~_~

21:42:48 mircea_popescu: mjr_ if you don't actually load an article you just get the main page which loads a random articler

21:42:51 mircea_popescu: try withiuyt the <?

21:43:12 mjr_: ah ok, i just clicked

21:43:17 mjr_: anyway, no big deal

21:43:22 mjr_: the missing manual had it all

21:43:32 mjr_: i was just dicussing API's with an associaet

21:43:44 mjr_: and that was probably the most interesting interface i've ever seen

21:45:16 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 29 @ 0.0057822 = 0.1677 BTC [-]

21:46:17 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 65 @ 0.00577829 = 0.3756 BTC [-] {6}

21:46:18 mircea_popescu: no argument :p

21:46:27 mircea_popescu: wait wasn't rent 75 or something ?

21:47:18 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 126 @ 0.00566473 = 0.7138 BTC [-] {8}

21:49:20 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.47926564 = 0.9585 BTC [+]

21:49:49 thestringpuller: !ticker h rent

21:49:50 assbot: [HAVELOCK:RENT] 1D: 0.00560000 / 0.00575953 / 0.00619590 (308 shares, 1.77393487 BTC), 7D: 0.00560000 / 0.00642828 / 0.00710000 (2469 shares, 15.87142769 BTC), 30D: 0.00532500 / 0.00647243 / 0.00750000 (8888 shares, 57.52696161 BTC)

21:50:02 thestringpuller: i guess last month it was

21:50:04 thestringpuller: hmm

21:53:24 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 41 @ 0.00419267 = 0.1719 BTC [-] {3}

21:54:25 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 33 @ 0.00405021 = 0.1337 BTC [-] {2}

22:00:31 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.095 = 0.475 BTC [+]

22:00:32 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 16 @ 0.0390596 = 0.625 BTC [+] {3}

22:08:39 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 3000 @ 0.00011297 = 0.3389 BTC [+] {3}

22:11:13 jurov: bdb shouldn't have been replaced by leveldb

22:11:49 jurov: someday i buy namesys and make shishkin sew reiser4 in there >:D

22:12:06 jurov: in bticoin 0.7.2

22:12:43 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 4 @ 0.03319326 = 0.1328 BTC [+] {2}

22:12:49 danielpbarron: is it supposed to take a week+ for the blockchain to get imported in 0.7.2 ?

22:14:06 dub: probably

22:14:18 jurov: hopefully when mircea finally overthrows washington we can get reiser himself to do it

22:14:41 jurov: provided he keeps mp's bitches intact

22:14:45 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 1832 @ 0.00011216 = 0.2055 BTC [-] {2}

22:15:01 mircea_popescu: lol

22:15:14 mircea_popescu: danielpbarron what do you mean by imported

22:15:36 danielpbarron: mircea_popescu, either downloaded or with bootstrap.dat; the checking of the blocks

22:15:46 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 1968 @ 0.00011002 = 0.2165 BTC [-] {4}

22:15:58 mircea_popescu: downloading is slow. checking should not be.

22:16:34 dub: a reasonably modern computer helps, ssd drive helps more

22:16:51 danielpbarron: what is the bottleneck? my cpu is only topping out at 20%

22:19:27 mircea_popescu: disk diddling really

22:19:44 mircea_popescu: dub nobody with a raid cares about ssd :D

22:20:09 danielpbarron: a raid setup would probably speed it up then?

22:20:51 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 10 @ 0.0332999 = 0.333 BTC [+]

22:26:01 mircea_popescu: kinda what raid does yes

22:27:18 jurov: it can make reads faster by factor of <number of disks> at most

22:28:22 []bot: Bet created: Perpetual Obsolescence: iOS 8 Announced in 2014 (http://bitbet.us/bet/858/)

22:28:46 mike_c: rent did their 2po at 75. as soon as market trading started again it sank.

22:31:57 mircea_popescu: someone bought @75 ?

22:40:14 Namworld: I started playing the game FEZ. Loving it.

22:43:13 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 10 @ 0.0220031 = 0.22 BTC [-]

22:47:40 Duffer1: transistor came out today

22:47:48 Duffer1: incredible game from the makers of bastion

23:06:37 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SF1] 177 @ 0.00080356 = 0.1422 BTC [-] {4}

23:19:49 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.47925027 BTC [-]

23:24:13 mike_c: yeah, they sold 175 btc worth at 75. as soon as market trading opened up it dropped into the 60s

23:24:54 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 10 @ 0.0333 = 0.333 BTC [+]

23:25:55 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 10 @ 0.0220031 = 0.22 BTC [-]

23:25:56 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 10 @ 0.03347217 = 0.3347 BTC [+] {5}

23:26:56 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 837 @ 0.00420001 = 3.5154 BTC [+]

23:30:05 dignork: http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2014/may/20/why-did-lavabit-shut-down-snowden-email

23:30:05 assbot: Secrets, lies and Snowden's email: why I was forced to shut down Lavabit | Comment is free | theguardian.com

23:31:58 mircea_popescu: i find that highly improbable.

23:32:27 mircea_popescu: "Glenn Greenwald: the state targets dissenters not 'bad guys'"

23:32:38 mircea_popescu: seems exactly what you'd expect, it's long lost control.

23:34:25 dignork: Well, Lavabit owner was too optimistic establishing his business in states, but due process sounds too bad even for sceptical me

23:34:51 dignork: *skeptical

23:41:10 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 43 @ 0.00420001 = 0.1806 BTC [+]

23:51:38 mircea_popescu: In the first two weeks, I was served legal papers a total of seven times and was in contact with the FBI every other day. (This was the period a prosecutor would later characterize as my "period of silence".)

23:51:47 mircea_popescu: sounds rather typical of the grossly overactive usg

23:56:39 benkay: <jurov> apparently my contract with benkay stipulates i should shift blame to him at this point // oh you