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00:00:25 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 1 @ 0.1358999 BTC [+]

00:03:28 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 2 @ 0.11100103 = 0.222 BTC [-]

00:08:33 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.11149999 = 0.3345 BTC [+] {2}

00:22:47 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 10 @ 0.1110026 = 1.11 BTC [-] {3}

00:28:53 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 1 @ 0.11499797 BTC [+]

00:30:55 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 9 @ 0.11499997 = 1.035 BTC [+]

00:37:01 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 12 @ 0.11124341 = 1.3349 BTC [-] {4}

00:42:06 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 76 @ 0.00305 = 0.2318 BTC [+]

00:44:08 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 25 @ 0.0044 = 0.11 BTC [-]

00:45:09 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 1 @ 0.11289999 BTC [+]

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01:17:41 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 7 @ 0.11000057 = 0.77 BTC [-] {2}

01:18:42 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 2 @ 0.10300029 = 0.206 BTC [-] {2}

01:30:54 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 1 @ 0.1027 BTC [+]

01:41:04 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.10255333 = 0.3077 BTC [-] {3}

01:42:05 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 6 @ 0.09410057 = 0.5646 BTC [-] {4}

01:52:15 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 12 @ 0.08900012 = 1.068 BTC [-] {3}

01:53:16 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 16 @ 0.08900025 = 1.424 BTC [+] {3}

02:13:36 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 7 @ 0.10088584 = 0.7062 BTC [+] {4}

02:28:51 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8350 @ 0.00086095 = 7.1889 BTC [-] {3}

03:01:23 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.11195387 = 0.3359 BTC [+]

03:08:30 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 4 @ 0.062497 = 0.25 BTC [+]

03:08:31 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 4 @ 0.1027 = 0.4108 BTC [+]

03:08:32 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 4 @ 0.16230094 = 0.6492 BTC [-]

03:14:36 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 6 @ 0.11164966 = 0.6699 BTC [-] {3}

03:15:37 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.11164933 = 0.3349 BTC [-] {2}

03:52:18 assbot: fucyaal

03:52:25 BingoBoingo: Maybe ozbot or gribble informed on assbutt

03:52:36 mircea_popescu: til :

03:52:39 mircea_popescu: ;;google THERAC-25

03:52:40 gribble: Therac-25 - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Therac-25; An Investigation of Therac-25 Accidents - I: http://courses.cs.vt.edu/cs3604/lib/Therac_25/Therac_1.html; Therac-25 Accidents: An Updated Version of the Original Accident ...: http://sunnyday.mit.edu/therac-25.html

03:52:56 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [7C] 40 @ 0.0042 = 0.168 BTC [+] {2}

03:52:57 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [COG] 3 @ 0.08499788 = 0.255 BTC [+] {2}

03:52:59 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 153 @ 0.00305403 = 0.4673 BTC [+] {3}

03:53:04 mircea_popescu: o look it's back! heya honey!

03:53:09 mircea_popescu: what sweet buns you have.

03:53:26 assbot: :*

03:53:40 mod6: lol

03:55:02 mircea_popescu: "Probably the single most destructive software bug to ship in the last 10 years with consumer software was an EVE Online update whose installer wiped boot drives on Windows."

03:55:04 mircea_popescu: o sweet.

03:55:21 kakobrekla: O_o

03:56:07 mod6: yikes

03:56:11 kakobrekla: it prolly deleted less systems than linux nubs did with rm -rf * comming from irc to fix their problems.

03:56:52 r3wt: no one has ever been that stupid,.

03:57:02 kakobrekla: we got one!

03:58:18 mod6: r3wt: don't underestimate the power of idiots

03:58:33 kakobrekla: the stupidity is the big infinity.

03:58:38 BingoBoingo: r3wt: What are you talking about, Plenty of people have used WIndows to play Eve in the past.

03:58:41 mircea_popescu: r3wt yes, they have.

03:58:52 r3wt: no the rm -rf *

03:58:53 mircea_popescu: now they';re making a statue in reykjkavik to immortalize it.

03:58:58 r3wt: even a linux noob wouldn't fall for that

03:59:23 kakobrekla: that is just your humble and wrong opinion.

03:59:30 kakobrekla: opinions are like views. everyone wants more.

04:00:24 mircea_popescu: lmao

04:00:50 BingoBoingo: A thing that may have been a sport in the 1990's when first boot device was always a: may or may not have been putting floppy disks with format c: in autoexec.bat in Best Buy computers.

04:00:57 r3wt: your farts must smell pretty good then

04:01:30 kakobrekla: certanly better than veggies farts.

04:02:15 BingoBoingo: Adequate intake of beef and pork is the only way to keep one's farts polite.

04:02:26 kakobrekla: "would you like some veggie farts?" "actually, id rather opt for that bag of fiat."

04:02:45 kakobrekla: lol BingoBoingo , its true.

04:03:21 BingoBoingo: kakobrekla: Fish and chiken won't do it alone.

04:03:46 mircea_popescu: a true mexican eats enough jalapeno that when he farts,

04:03:51 mircea_popescu: it's not the smell women object to.

04:04:02 mircea_popescu: but the sudden vaginal itch.

04:04:13 kakobrekla: lol

04:04:22 kakobrekla: this chan is retarded.

04:04:30 BingoBoingo: Jalapeno doesn't have much heat though.

04:04:51 mircea_popescu: pǝpɹɐǝʇɹ ɹ n ou

04:05:36 kakobrekla: i can read that.

04:06:03 mircea_popescu: i wonder if an irc chan ever existed where the people wrote upside down deliberately and just held their irc-chat dedicated monitors upside down

04:06:04 mircea_popescu: to bother noobs

04:06:46 mircea_popescu: girl goes up to guy's apartment for the first time, sees monitor suspended on rope from ceiling, looks at him "o, you're on #weird-fucks ?"

04:06:57 BingoBoingo: I'd be disappointed if #openBSD-techsupport didn't operate that way

04:06:58 kakobrekla: well, you can rotate it with software, you dont need to hold the monitor in place.

04:07:25 mircea_popescu: ɐןʞǝɹqoʞɐʞ shh!

04:07:34 kakobrekla: lel

04:09:06 BingoBoingo: In the hotel kakobrekla image on the ceiling is rotated by software rather than mirror.

04:10:13 mircea_popescu: "you don't need mirrors atop your fuckbed, you can just use a flat screen and stream cellphone snapshots"

04:10:29 mircea_popescu: Real.Men.Use.Rope.

04:10:40 kakobrekla: or just call up nsa to back feed and the cams in the room to rooms tv screen

04:10:47 kakobrekla: and = all

04:10:50 mircea_popescu: ?Firefox is the best argument that proprietarians have about low quality foss software. A million eyes, a million hands, a million turds.?

04:10:52 mircea_popescu: ahjaha epic

04:12:52 BingoBoingo: But firefox is fixed simply through the NoScript extension to become the second best web browser after Lynx

04:14:14 mircea_popescu: i have my doubts

04:14:21 mircea_popescu: not based on anything specific, i never used firefox.

04:17:17 BingoBoingo: Well, I make small modificattions, but as per my classifications of these things it is delete and see if it still works rather than actual programming.

04:19:19 Apocalyptic: mircea_popescu, what browser are you usually using ?

04:19:33 mircea_popescu: lynx/opera

04:20:03 B007: lynx lol

04:20:21 BingoBoingo: B007: Don't be hating of lynx

04:20:30 mod6: <3 lynx

04:21:04 B007: do you use lynx with DOS?

04:21:27 BingoBoingo: B007: I haven't used DOS since spring 2004

04:21:46 B007: I use DOS for BIOS upgrades

04:21:58 B007: that is all

04:24:09 mod6: -.-

04:24:19 B007: DOS from a USB flash drive isn't bad

04:24:31 B007: I like DOS better than windows

04:24:43 B007: but I like *nix the best

04:31:16 benkay: ;;ticker --market mtgox

04:31:42 *: benkay taps foot impatiently

05:21:22 copumpkin: :)

05:21:26 *: copumpkin hugs mircea_popescu

05:22:00 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 5 @ 0.0624974 = 0.3125 BTC [-] {2}

05:22:01 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.49497998 = 0.99 BTC [+] {2}

05:22:03 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 6 @ 0.02021011 = 0.1213 BTC [-] {5}

05:22:04 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 40 @ 0.00489999 = 0.196 BTC [+]

05:23:22 kakobrekla: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=23-02-2014#522839 and the next 3 lines, .... looks like mp is running mtgox

05:23:24 ozbot: #bitcoin-assets log

05:23:29 kakobrekla: or is it mpgox really.

05:23:46 Vexual: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlDXTc8IJ7c

05:23:47 ozbot: Cougar Bourbon Advertisement - YouTube

05:24:57 kakobrekla: no spam

05:25:23 Vexual: sorry

05:26:02 kakobrekla: dont be so apologetic

05:26:11 kakobrekla: say sorry now!

05:26:16 Vexual: fuck off cunt http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ScjucUV8v0

05:26:36 kakobrekla: yes yes more like it

05:26:41 kakobrekla: not the link tho

05:26:51 kakobreklaa: THERE YOU ARE!

05:27:03 mod6: ehlo

05:27:05 Vexual: a?

05:27:09 mircea_popescu: ah here we are back

05:27:43 Vexual: more normal?

05:28:00 asciilifeform: B007, BingoBoingo: i actually had occasion to set up a brand-new ms-dos box just recently.

05:28:12 kakobrekla: yes more normal thanks to my bug report.

05:28:15 Vexual: got the manual no doubt ascii

05:28:40 asciilifeform: Vexual: manual? next, a manual for a knife or fork?

05:28:55 Vexual: real dos has a manual

05:30:31 kakobrekla: i dunno how to use fork manual. anyone got a manual on that?

05:31:02 kakobrekla: meh, ill just put it into automatic mode, it does have my name innit.

05:31:32 mircea_popescu: somalia needs training in using the fork ?

05:31:40 KRS-One: yea

05:31:45 KRS-One: and better

05:31:46 KRS-One: .bait

05:31:47 ozbot: http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_menyu4mfxm1qc3ldvo1_500.jpg

05:31:50 kakobrekla: no, fork i know, the manual i dont.

05:32:05 KRS-One: her bathing suit came off

05:32:32 B007: asciilifeform: what was it?

05:32:37 kakobrekla: it makes a lot of sense to wear that

05:32:45 mircea_popescu: her bathing suit looks more like earrings

05:32:45 kakobrekla: you just need 2 cups and you can make an exchange

05:33:20 kakobrekla: or cans, to be more exact

05:33:24 mircea_popescu: i wonder how those people advertise it. "all the cramp and discomfort of a bra with none of the protection!"

05:33:32 Vexual: 24 carat excellence

05:33:36 kakobrekla: if i say cups i get reminded of those cups videos taht you dont want to be reminded of

05:33:42 asciilifeform: B007: box controlling some stepper motors. hence single-tasking OS where you can simply execute 'CLI' and kill interrupts, getting 100% deterministic timing with empty loop.

05:33:53 B007: nice

05:34:13 mircea_popescu: 99.x% deterministic timing :D

05:34:35 asciilifeform: 100 - clock jitter.

05:34:42 B007: but wouldn't a microcontroller or real time os make more sense?

05:34:44 mircea_popescu: yea

05:34:59 asciilifeform: might as well be a microcontroller.

05:35:06 B007: :D

05:35:44 mircea_popescu: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BhH66kZIAAA6N4k.jpg:large

05:36:16 B007: oh man might have to send that to some people

05:36:22 mircea_popescu: lol

05:36:26 kakobrekla: i thought thats the bing bang

05:36:54 mircea_popescu: coca-mentos, big-bang, bingoboingo, what diff does it make

05:37:03 mircea_popescu: aren't we all worldending cataclysms ?

05:37:17 Vexual: looks like ascii is spoofing gps

05:37:25 mircea_popescu: btw, since we're on the topic : anyone explain the difference between a clism and a cataclysm ?

05:37:52 Vexual: i still think jurov likes in slovenia, so not me

05:38:15 asciilifeform: Vexual: ?

05:38:38 kakobrekla: ok imma start to think people are getting these countries unintentionally wrong

05:38:47 Vexual: you hacked into the coke truck gps ascii

05:38:48 mircea_popescu: slovakia ?

05:38:54 Vexual: slovakistan!

05:39:05 mircea_popescu: no that's in albania.

05:39:05 B007: um clism isn't an english word is it

05:39:07 kakobrekla: North Somalia

05:39:25 mircea_popescu: B007 enema

05:39:42 asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: my first thought.

05:39:47 *: Vexual extrudes another hernia

05:40:07 B007: you never make much sense

05:41:18 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.49 = 0.98 BTC [-]

05:42:19 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.10100016 = 0.505 BTC [-] {3}

05:42:59 Vexual: i don't know shit, when you get to the big water, it's not austalistan anymore

05:43:20 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 1 @ 0.101 BTC [-]

05:43:44 Vexual: recognise

05:44:11 KRS-One: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4YutyVP7ig

05:44:12 ozbot: Milkshake with lyrics - YouTube

05:44:56 Vexual: whats happening in the ukraine? i don't trust twitter

05:45:15 BingoBoingo: B007: I challenge you to make more sense than vexual

05:45:22 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.11163997 = 0.3349 BTC [+]

05:45:23 Vexual: umpossible

05:46:08 benkay: hey guys thumbs up or thumbs down on gently simmering the covered stock overnight

05:46:19 benkay: i'm failing to estimate evaporation rates on my own

05:46:29 benkay: on one hand covered

05:46:33 benkay: otoh cover has hole and hot

05:47:01 mircea_popescu: Vexual they're becoming independent.

05:47:18 mircea_popescu: benkay nothing can safely burn overnight.

05:47:27 mircea_popescu: if you had a wood fire it'd be safe cause wood runs out.

05:48:06 benkay: it's not burning per se just a big ol' piece of steel with electrons pumped through.

05:48:46 mircea_popescu: even so.

05:48:52 BingoBoingo: benkay: Can you set 140 F as a temperature?

05:49:09 mircea_popescu: ;;google 140 F in K

05:49:10 benkay: i zapped my pidbox :(

05:49:10 gribble: Rafale Xtremjet Skymaster Kingtech K-140F - YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiX3dVLU9go; RC F-15 Turbine Jet Maiden Flight "Kingtech K-140" - YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2moHwVW8NM; K-140 (Kansas highway) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/K-140_(Kansas_highway)

05:49:14 mircea_popescu: useful.

05:49:33 benkay: f yeah that's useful there's a jet in the results

05:49:44 benkay: a TOY JET!

05:49:50 mircea_popescu: anyway, low temp like 333k may work i guess.

05:50:48 Vexual: get a crock pot if youre all elecrtons benkay

05:51:26 mircea_popescu: http://torrentfreak.com/anti-piracy-patent-prevents-students-from-sharing-books-120610/

05:51:37 benkay: that would be the answer to this wouldn't it Vexual

05:51:45 benkay: shit i just got told by Vexual

05:52:21 asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: this shit is SOP at american unis

05:52:37 mircea_popescu: such lol.

05:53:06 Vexual: patenting anti piracy wont get paid

05:53:06 mircea_popescu: all the kids bought books afair, mostly because it was cheaper to buy the book than to photocopy

05:53:25 mircea_popescu: ~10 or so bux a 500 page book vs 30-40 for photocopying 1k pages.

05:53:43 mircea_popescu: any system in which the printed books cost more than the xerocopies doesn't deserve to exist.

05:54:03 asciilifeform: you can get usable copy via cheap camera, even phone camera, using a stand - a la 'spy minox'

05:54:10 MisterE: how do you "bookmark" a page on git?

05:54:23 MisterE: follow?

05:54:28 Vexual: or get a tuned in printing press that will print onto shitty paper

05:54:28 benkay: bahaha nope.

05:54:29 MisterE: watch?

05:54:58 benkay: i kind of think fuck social vcs, but i dasn't really take that stance in america

05:55:04 Vexual: be the textbook

05:55:18 mircea_popescu: what are social vcs ?

05:55:19 benkay: http://www.skymasterjet.com/image1/t4t.jpg

05:55:47 Vexual: i was somewhere else for special relativity

05:56:02 mircea_popescu: nice girl ?

05:56:05 Vexual: fuck if im explaining that for $80/hr

05:57:52 asciilifeform: was in a uni bookstore not long ago. there are books costing 150-200 usd

05:58:10 mircea_popescu: i think a bitbel prize for computing may be in order for whoever predicts a vexual next line.

05:58:29 asciilifeform: they also have a tradition of re-issuing the same text year after year, with renumbered exercises

05:58:35 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 1 @ 0.11163761 BTC [-]

05:58:37 asciilifeform: so students can't use last year's book.

05:58:41 mircea_popescu: ok thats just fucking idiotic.

05:58:54 B007: I did't buy any books this semester

05:59:03 mircea_popescu: someone pays money to be in the class of people doing this ? why the fuck already.

05:59:06 asciilifeform: one fellow around here published cross-references that made an old set of exercises usable, he was expelled, if i recall.

05:59:30 B007: lol

05:59:32 benkay: they're widely available on the internet.

05:59:37 mircea_popescu: beyond scandalous.

06:00:00 benkay: anyways hey guys checkout these sweet mini jets: http://www.bvmjets.com/Pages/XtremeJets/F16%206.75.htm

06:00:28 benkay: looks like effective combat mini drones are available at about 2k

06:00:33 benkay: to civilians no less!

06:00:53 asciilifeform: benkay: flight time = ?

06:01:00 benkay: i have yet to identify the powerplant, yet, but many pages mention fuel tanks

06:01:03 benkay: oh horrible

06:01:17 benkay: but at least the cost of the microdrones necessary to liberate cascadia's well priced now

06:01:25 benkay: ;)

06:01:31 benkay: ah, 3k

06:01:34 mircea_popescu: "I met Richard Stallman (RMS) once. Actually sat down to dinner with him at the same table but I didn?t realize who he was. He was poorly dressed, unkempt, needed a shower, and his conversation was both confused and confusing. I later learned that he was always that way. When he got up as the speaker for that afternoon, I said to myself, ?Huh? Who is this guy that he?s being allowed to speak dressed like that??

06:01:34 mircea_popescu: After about five minutes, it finally dawned on me that this was the guy behind the GNU/GPL movement but he spoke like an insane, raving mad man. After about half an hour of listening, I came to the conclusion that he fits the stereotype of ?prophet? ? like those found in the Bible ? only he?s got the software angle.

06:01:34 mircea_popescu: Ignore that lunatic. He?s completely nuts."

06:02:18 mircea_popescu: benkay i wish those guys ipo'd in btc ;/

06:02:35 benkay: who ipo which what?

06:02:41 mircea_popescu: the xtremejets ppl.

06:02:45 benkay: the jets dudes?

06:02:59 asciilifeform: when i read these folks, i wonder if they'd care for stallman if he were washed & dressed

06:03:08 asciilifeform: or if they'll just take the cheapest shot available

06:03:13 benkay: what is the damn power plant!

06:03:15 BingoBoingo: I predict Vexual next says Bullshit because he loves the shit of Bulls over the shit of cows

06:03:33 Vexual: i call spaniards spaniards

06:03:34 mircea_popescu: yrah the jet dudes

06:04:17 mircea_popescu: asciilifeform i think he is lucky that he's unkempt, otherwise i'd be reading all over the internet how he's a pedophile pornographer gypsy guy.

06:04:25 benkay: oh man they're doing cool stuff too mircea_popescu http://www.bvmjets.com/tips/sabre_jet_news.htm

06:04:38 mircea_popescu: i just want a model jet companee ;/

06:04:50 benkay: haha

06:04:52 asciilifeform: diy war machine ought to be regarded as disposable. so solid rocket engine would make the most practical sense.

06:04:54 benkay: i gotta guy to introduce you to

06:05:04 asciilifeform: before long, you have a 'strela.'

06:05:42 benkay: asciilifeform: i'm down with that trajectory of development.

06:05:49 mircea_popescu: asciilifeform most flights would be interdiction.

06:05:55 mircea_popescu: nondisposable have their utility.

06:06:02 Vexual: yes

06:06:08 benkay: yeah keep 20 or 30 of the nice ones around

06:06:09 BingoBoingo: Yeah, If I made a DIY airforce I dunno if I would want a non-drone craft more complicated than an F-16

06:06:11 benkay: try not to break 'em too often

06:06:35 Vexual: turbo polystyrene is the best model jet

06:06:59 mircea_popescu: benkay what's the total kinetic mommentum you expect could be packed in something like http://www.bvmjets.com/images/XtremeJets/F16/missiles.jpg ?

06:07:02 mircea_popescu: straight-fired.

06:07:03 Vexual: the hobby that keeps you outta guitmo

06:07:22 benkay: you want 2 vehicle classes, at a broad sweep: disposables to take stuff out (poor man's guided missle) and fancy ones (comms, coordination, w/e)

06:07:39 BingoBoingo: I dunno I think a quilted flourocarbon winged biplane could be nice

06:07:49 mircea_popescu: benkay "interdiction, picking up chicks"

06:08:13 benkay: interdiction

06:08:15 BingoBoingo: benkay: Flip the uses. Disposables for command and fancy for destruction

06:08:19 benkay: interdicktion

06:08:26 Vexual: who lives on a coast? im working on a robot boat

06:08:39 benkay: BingoBoingo: surewhynot

06:08:57 benkay: they're cheap enough that one might be able to test different strategies

06:09:21 benkay: i actually think coordination of the cheap ones is an emergent thing

06:09:42 benkay: "go over there and ruin anything moving till you run out of juice"

06:09:54 benkay: or smash yourselves into it w/e

06:09:59 Mats_cd03: anyone here live in chicago

06:10:19 BingoBoingo: Mats_cd03: No civilized person lives in that wasteland

06:10:32 benkay: mircea_popescu: robots on everything with thrust vectoring

06:10:43 Mats_cd03: im about to move there for a job

06:10:43 asciilifeform: swarms.

06:10:56 mircea_popescu: Mats_cd03 actually some people do yea

06:11:02 asciilifeform: pocket-sized flyers, forming phased-array antennae

06:11:07 BingoBoingo: benkay: I know two classmates who became fighterpilots. At least one wants to become a cargo pilot because the planes are more comfy.

06:11:07 benkay: ^^

06:11:13 benkay: asciilifeform gets it

06:11:30 benkay: fuck actual humans in planes BingoBoingo their time has come and gone

06:11:33 Vexual: radar at the edge of space?

06:11:35 benkay: war is for robots now

06:11:39 asciilifeform: let's see with what they will shoot a swarm.

06:11:40 mircea_popescu: sex too.

06:11:48 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 2 @ 0.11163761 = 0.2233 BTC [-]

06:12:07 BingoBoingo: benkay: Human pilots will continue to be a thing as long as Prisoners of war take resources to hold

06:12:09 mircea_popescu: asciilifeform emp, large nets, spray paint...

06:12:29 asciilifeform: all great. except that you only need one 'bee' up the tailpipe.

06:12:42 BingoBoingo: If we want EMP warfare, why power at all and not aliminium filings?

06:13:12 asciilifeform: pill against emp is to use line-of-sight optical links between the 'bees'

06:13:15 asciilifeform: instead of radio

06:13:37 asciilifeform: sealed conductive chassis (nobody cancelled Greene's theorem)

06:13:44 BingoBoingo: (aliminium over aluminium because lithium and aluminum in alloy melts real nice. as per Kosovo)

06:14:02 mircea_popescu: asciilifeform the amount of aiming the light beam requires makes your ships still vulnerable to emp

06:14:02 asciilifeform: better still, trimethyl aluminum.

06:14:04 mircea_popescu: cause computors.

06:14:19 asciilifeform: greene's theorem.

06:14:23 mircea_popescu: even so.

06:14:33 mircea_popescu: ungrounded cage will still generate field.

06:14:40 asciilifeform: conductor in a metal shell, zero induced electric field inside

06:14:48 asciilifeform: regardless of flux

06:14:51 asciilifeform: on the outside.

06:15:19 mircea_popescu: isn'tthat only true of spherical shell ?

06:15:23 asciilifeform: nope

06:15:25 mircea_popescu: hm.

06:15:39 asciilifeform: although the schoolbook typically starts with a spherical shell as example

06:15:58 mircea_popescu: this seems counterintuitive to me.

06:16:40 mircea_popescu: so if i have a shell in the shape of two connected spheres, of different sizes, i can't put an instrument inside that will tell me whether the small or the big sphere is closer to the nuclear blast ?

06:16:50 Vexual: subs talk through oceans and the earth with very long waves

06:17:07 asciilifeform: Vexual: towed antenna.

06:17:56 Vexual: cant emp that shit

06:20:44 asciilifeform: ex: http://www.theprepperjournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/FaradayBox-HowTo.png

06:21:11 asciilifeform: (one can laugh at the implementation, but not the physics.)

06:22:21 asciilifeform: incidentally, emp weapon other than traditional nuke is more or less a joke

06:22:41 asciilifeform: during 'desert storm' u.s. popped an emp bomb above an iraqi radio station

06:22:48 Vexual: really?

06:22:51 asciilifeform: knocking it out for several hours (they had to change an amp)

06:23:03 Vexual: active emp?

06:23:04 asciilifeform: if they had used a classical bomb of the same weight, they could have levelled it.

06:23:12 Vexual: nukes dont joke

06:23:17 asciilifeform: explosively-pumped vircator.

06:23:31 B007: link to a story about the emp?

06:23:54 Vexual: get a ham license b007

06:24:31 asciilifeform: B007: dig it up yourself

06:24:37 asciilifeform: source was a russian report

06:24:59 asciilifeform: u.s. claimed that they zapped the entire iraqi power grid with emp, a transparently laughable tale

06:25:24 BingoBoingo: Rousey is a fucking cut of the first degree

06:25:40 asciilifeform: the reason why it is so easy to produce massive emp with nuke is, charged particles zinging around in van allen belt.

06:26:18 asciilifeform: turn the planet's magnetosphere into a dynamo.

06:26:33 KRS-One: heh cool

06:26:42 Vexual: nukes arent cool

06:26:55 asciilifeform: the notion of a useful non-nuclear emp weapon is transparent grantsmanship

06:27:02 asciilifeform: why? do a gedankenexperiment

06:27:03 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 10 @ 0.0624997 = 0.625 BTC [-] {2}

06:27:19 asciilifeform: take a traditional bomb, of any practical size you prefer

06:27:42 asciilifeform: and picture 100% of the chemical energy converted into a radio emission of whichever type you prefer.

06:28:02 asciilifeform: (actual vircator or other known mechanisms gives nothing close to 100%)

06:28:17 asciilifeform: regardless of how this emanation is aimed, nobody cancelled inverse-square law.

06:28:18 BingoBoingo: To the best of my knowledge unuseful non-nuclear emp weapons are a thing, but vastly surpassed by non-nuclear, non-emp weapons that simply scatter conductive fibers.

06:29:05 Vexual: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeIJmciN8mo

06:29:05 ozbot: Nicki Minaj - Starships (Explicit) - YouTube

06:29:13 asciilifeform: the one and only such item of some actual military use is a (current) russian anti-tank shell that detonates at an approach of ~1m

06:29:32 asciilifeform: fired in a two-parter - emp shell to blind sensors, classical shell follows behind.

06:29:55 asciilifeform: but, much as any general would love 'death ray', there is no death ray.

06:30:50 BingoBoingo: The US still has airborne cluster munitions that are deigned for used against power substations which by design litter the area with aliminum and carboin fillaments.

06:31:08 chatquack: trippy!

06:31:19 asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: if this ever becomes popular, conductors will be insulated.

06:31:56 BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: This was first used against Serbia during the operations to "free" "Kosovo"

06:32:08 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 308 @ 0.00039999 = 0.1232 BTC [-] {2}

06:32:33 BingoBoingo: At the time popular press was informed these were EMP weapons.

06:32:34 chatquack: 3 man watter ballon launcher + metal chain

06:32:42 chatquack: water**

06:32:50 asciilifeform: the cheapest weapon is the fictional one.

06:32:54 BingoBoingo: Later declassification revealed there were merely littering weapons

06:33:41 BingoBoingo: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BLU-114/B_%22Soft-Bomb%22

06:33:41 ozbot: BLU-114/B "Soft-Bomb" - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

06:35:30 asciilifeform: u.s. national sport, zapping defenceless savages from a safe distance.

06:36:13 asciilifeform: but a more beloved, more lucrative national sport - graft.

06:36:47 chatquack: fun read BingoBoingo

06:37:05 Vexual: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdrqA93sW-8

06:37:06 ozbot: Nicki Minaj - Pound The Alarm (Explicit) - YouTube

06:37:24 chatquack: FTA: The filaments are only a few hundredths of an inch thick and can float in the air like a dense cloud.

06:37:30 chatquack: Neat!

06:37:50 BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Ever since Abe I don't think any 'Murican would dispute graft as the greatest 'Murican sport

06:38:16 KRS-One: Vexual: remember what kakobrekla said about pasting links..

06:40:59 Vexual: that one doesnt cont

06:45:15 KRS-One: Why?

06:46:22 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 35 @ 0.11272731 = 3.9455 BTC [+] {6}

06:46:23 mircea_popescu: asciilifeform remarkably clever the trashbin faraday cage.

06:48:24 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 30 @ 0.11299984 = 3.39 BTC [+] {5}

06:48:35 mircea_popescu: chatquack and who might you be ?

06:48:55 chatquack: Hmmm... Deep question...

06:49:10 mircea_popescu: just give the elevator speech.

06:49:13 mircea_popescu: and meanwhile : http://cuteoverload.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/wpid-12211283714_59aa5e38c1_o.jpg?w=560

06:50:56 *: chatquack is a lover of things.

06:51:35 mircea_popescu: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58-atNakMWw << goat finally built his exchange.

06:55:31 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 818 @ 0.00015002 = 0.1227 BTC [-] {5}

06:57:26 B007: http://winkdex.com

06:59:45 chatquack: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elevator_pitch *giggles* I've never heard of that before.

06:59:45 ozbot: Elevator pitch - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

07:00:36 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.11299999 = 0.565 BTC [+] {3}

07:01:29 BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Would be a shame if a stiff milking gave goat the MRSA

07:01:50 chatquack: Anywho. I got intrested in bitcoin last ~april and have been consumed by it (along with any crypto). I'm a computer junky who got sick and tired of working on computers. Much better as a hobby for me right now. I found a recent love for auto detailing and I am a coinchat exile. =D

07:02:11 mircea_popescu: so welcome

07:02:12 chatquack: I also love beer.

07:02:17 chatquack: Thanks!

07:02:22 Vexual: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3v8I5egzoMo

07:02:23 ozbot: Car Wash Song - YouTube

07:02:26 mircea_popescu: wait, you're not bitcoinpete are you ?

07:02:31 chatquack: no sir

07:02:32 mircea_popescu: that makes two of you car freaks

07:02:50 chatquack: Oh ya?

07:02:58 BingoBoingo: I can vouch that chatquack and bitcoinpete are different.

07:03:10 mircea_popescu: maybe we end up with the bitcoin-assets hotrods club

07:03:20 chatquack: Does someone in here love optimum no rinse?

07:03:25 Vexual: im saving up for a model a

07:03:39 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4850 @ 0.00083418 = 4.0458 BTC [-]

07:03:58 chatquack: (name drop) also, I've bs'd with BingoBoingo for a few months now.

07:04:05 Vexual: for those of you that don't know the jive, thats two carburettors and an overdrive

07:04:14 BingoBoingo: I'm finally coing to chop my emssions system to bits with a sawzall next week and hope it wasn't the EGR valve

07:04:21 chatquack: ~working at the car wash ya~

07:04:45 *: chatquack turns it up.

07:05:09 mircea_popescu: they still use carburetors ?!

07:05:19 Vexual: in '38 they did

07:05:23 mircea_popescu: right.

07:05:36 B007: i wish i had a car....fuck

07:06:00 Vexual: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtVX-qfUi6w

07:06:00 ozbot: HD_Hot Rod Race_Jimmy Dolan_Lyrics 1951 - YouTube

07:06:21 mircea_popescu: B007 some people do but mostly the car is not for fuck.

07:06:55 Vexual: carburettor is emp resistant

07:07:52 chatquack: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dTG7xDFPzo

07:07:52 ozbot: Futurama carwash song - YouTube

07:07:55 *: chatquack jams out

07:08:24 B007: mircea_popescu: now that is funny

07:09:04 chatquack: Vexual, wouldn't the ignition coil still be a prob?

07:09:07 mircea_popescu: http://esr.ibiblio.org/?p=4386&cpage=1#comment-381481

07:09:10 ozbot: Why I think RMS is a fanatic, and why that matters.

07:09:14 mircea_popescu: check out extra-pissed off eric raymond

07:09:26 chatquack: Unless you were running mechanacily injected diesel.

07:10:24 chatquack: The recharging system would be fried too.

07:10:39 Vexual: i didnt say proof

07:10:45 *: chatquack runs to the hills and dons his tinfoil hat.

07:10:46 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 30 @ 0.0044 = 0.132 BTC [-]

07:11:33 Vexual: but your pump will pump

07:11:48 chatquack: it should right?

07:12:12 Vexual: yep way past the point the block is hot enough to cook you from the back seat

07:12:44 chatquack: If your ignition coil on a gas engine goes out, you'd lose spark though I think.

07:13:23 Vexual: it might splutter while its happening

07:13:27 chatquack: diesel is good to go without spark, thanks to compression. (I think)

07:13:46 chatquack: Oh oh.. If the chamber is still hot enough to combust gas?

07:13:50 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 34 @ 0.00435001 = 0.1479 BTC [-] {2}

07:14:06 BingoBoingo: Diesel still needs glow (hot) plugs

07:14:18 chatquack: Not once the chambers are hot.

07:14:31 chatquack: You can run diesel off of compression alone.

07:14:47 BingoBoingo: Yoiu still need some heat chatquack

07:14:49 chatquack: I don't know if it's the same for gas.

07:14:51 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.48022083 = 2.4011 BTC [-] {4}

07:15:00 chatquack: Ah yes... Starting it cold would be a prob.

07:15:48 chatquack: But if an emp hit while it was running, an older diesel engine would continue running.

07:15:51 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 22 @ 0.11731818 = 2.581 BTC [+] {3}

07:16:20 chatquack: A mechanical injector pump is a nifty machine.

07:16:28 BingoBoingo: Most older gasoline engines would continue running as well.

07:17:02 BingoBoingo: EMP's negative effects generally appear in relation to the length of the recieving wire.

07:17:06 chatquack: I think even the older gas ones would still rely on their ignition coil to build power to feed the spark plugs.

07:17:52 chatquack: And an ignition coil is a big nast coil. It would probably fuse and short from a local emp.

07:18:37 BingoBoingo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AogtividIuk

07:18:37 ozbot: Franz Ferdinand - Jacqueline - YouTube

07:18:40 chatquack: nast = nasty

07:19:05 chatquack: That's a worrysum photo.

07:19:19 chatquack: worrysome?**

07:19:48 BingoBoingo: It's always better on holliday

07:19:58 BingoBoingo: So much better on holliday

07:20:19 Vexual: fucking webjet

07:20:22 *: chatquack bops around

07:20:56 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6550 @ 0.00083988 = 5.5012 BTC [+]

07:22:09 chatquack: ~That's why we only work when, we neeeeeed the money~

07:22:21 BingoBoingo: McMann is fired.

07:22:46 chatquack: Send him the bill.

07:23:26 BingoBoingo: chatquack: Her

07:23:51 chatquack: o.O

07:25:44 BingoBoingo: Oh look, Jebus made bail https://twitter.com/CharlieShrem/status/437467209829318657

07:26:43 mircea_popescu: @cukeking @CharlieShrem How exciting. Where will the bitcoin innovation end?

07:26:55 mircea_popescu: i love it when people are their own parodies.

07:27:06 KRS-One: .bait

07:27:07 ozbot: http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m22kdnBuyK1rtoc5eo1_500.jpg

07:27:45 BingoBoingo: I promise, I will always be the best parody of myself.

07:28:05 mircea_popescu: http://bitcoins.sh/5 :D

07:28:08 ozbot: #bitcoin-assets log

07:28:58 BingoBoingo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ijk4j-r7qPA

07:28:58 ozbot: Franz Ferdinand - Take Me Out - YouTube

07:31:46 BingoBoingo: Huh, my IRL domain's hosting just lapsed.

07:31:59 BingoBoingo: And I really dun care.

07:32:07 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 40 @ 0.0627 = 2.508 BTC [+]

07:32:11 mircea_popescu: on yer blog ?!

07:32:37 BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: The firstnamelastname.net blog yeah.

07:33:20 BingoBoingo: Apparently it actually happened a few weeks ago, but fuck it.

07:34:57 *: chatquack chuckles at http://bitcoins.sh/5

07:35:54 BingoBoingo: I care little though, firstnamelastname@firstnamelastname.net has no WOT. BingoBoingo has some WOT though.

07:36:18 BingoBoingo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wznMbAkyBHQ

07:36:19 ozbot: Franz Ferdinand - Darts Of Pleasure - YouTube

07:37:43 BingoBoingo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=penvn9VL32Y

07:37:44 ozbot: Modest Mouse - Dashboard - YouTube

07:41:34 chatquack: http://bitcoins.sh/poop *chuckles*

07:41:34 ozbot: Poo Hammer — YOURLS

07:41:54 chatquack: Wow, ozbot... You are on top of things.

07:42:00 KRS-One: He's awesome

07:42:03 KRS-One: .bait

07:42:04 ozbot: http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2f9d1l0mW1qkegsbo1_1280.jpg

07:43:10 KRS-One: see

07:43:11 BingoBoingo: I had to think a while

07:43:12 BingoBoingo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPhnOKmhbBw

07:43:13 ozbot: Modest Mouse - Ocean Breathes Salty - YouTube

07:43:18 chatquack: oh man...

07:43:33 BingoBoingo: Your sould

07:44:19 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 9 @ 0.115 = 1.035 BTC [-]

07:45:33 chatquack: I don't think I've seen this mm video.

07:46:19 chatquack: ~I had to think a while~

07:46:26 BingoBoingo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_pnlYYHO1g#aid=P-Ux0v3EWow

07:46:27 ozbot: Modest Mouse - The Whale Song - YouTube

07:46:45 chatquack: This...

07:47:07 chatquack: fuck man. I'm going to play this one for my neighbors.

07:48:19 chatquack: ~I guess I'm a scout, so I should find a way out, so everyone can find a way out~

07:48:30 chatquack: Brings tears.

07:48:55 chatquack: We're all stuck on this crazy marble.

07:49:05 BingoBoingo: chatquack: I know your weakness

07:49:24 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.11683333 = 0.3505 BTC [+] {2}

07:49:32 BingoBoingo: SO everyone can find a way out

07:49:51 *: chatquack rocks back'n forth

07:50:25 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 1 @ 0.117 BTC [+]

07:51:01 chatquack: ~I know I was a scout, I should've found a way out. So everyone could find a way out!!!~

07:52:38 chatquack: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CH1Tu9-oSU&feature=kp

07:52:38 ozbot: 14. Talkin' Shit About a Pretty Sunset - YouTube

07:52:58 chatquack: ooooooooooooooooooo nooose

07:53:12 chatquack: tied myself in, tied myself too tight

07:53:23 BingoBoingo: tskt-ka tsk-ka

07:53:42 BingoBoingo: Well he just drove off sometime slife's ok

07:54:10 chatquack: ha, my first album

07:55:29 *: chatquack does the cockroach

07:56:48 chatquack: I think I'm having an alcholic moment.

07:56:49 BingoBoingo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qi7KDOAj4Xo

07:56:50 ozbot: Modest Mouse - King Rat - YouTube

07:57:08 chatquack: I'm going to have to let talin' shit finish first.

07:57:11 BingoBoingo: Well, niggers.txt

07:57:24 chatquack: ohgoddamnnit

07:58:36 chatquack: Weeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllllllll

07:59:16 *: chatquack plays the air violin

07:59:55 BingoBoingo: Deep water, Deep water senseless deny

08:00:04 BingoBoingo: I went down like a rag doll

08:00:11 chatquack: *bops around more*

08:00:24 chatquack: *air horn*

08:00:29 BingoBoingo: lol

08:01:10 chatquack: I've never seen such a divese croud then at a Modest Mouse show.

08:01:37 mircea_popescu: lol wasn't that nubbins' favourite band ?

08:02:22 chatquack: Senseless denial**

08:02:32 BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Maybe?

08:02:37 BingoBoingo: Prolly

08:02:40 *: chatquack goes to renew his lease

08:02:47 BingoBoingo: Imma go take a walk.

08:03:07 BingoBoingo: If it takes more than two hours I fail by Bitcoin fitness test.

08:04:18 chatquack: oh boy

08:05:09 *: chatquack puts on http://grooveshark.com/#!/album/The+Lonesome+Crowded+West/145992

08:05:35 *: chatquack then begins to wonder what the 145992 is all about.

08:08:48 mircea_popescu: bloctoc all done now thanks. you can go back to #eulora :p

08:09:47 bloctoc: thanks mp, maybe I'll head over and make it look crowded.

08:11:22 bloctoc: how much can my artistic sister make building useless things in eulora? any benchmarks yet?

08:11:43 chetty: no useless stuff

08:12:37 bloctoc: I don't wish to belabor the point, but I recall a conversation long ago about flying horses.

08:13:36 bloctoc: never mind I'd find a flying horse to be useful.

08:13:39 chetty: flying houses? now thats an idea

08:14:22 bloctoc: I already thought of flying houses

08:17:12 bloctoc: the logistics would never work because of wall sockets.

08:17:42 bloctoc: and plumbing

08:18:53 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 55 @ 0.003066 = 0.1686 BTC [+]

08:20:11 mircea_popescu: bloctoc no specific benchmarks yet, but there will be

08:20:38 mircea_popescu: and maybe we can have wifi water ? like wafi.

08:21:15 chatquack: H2O.11g

08:21:22 bloctoc: rain just got rebranded

08:21:30 bloctoc: rain 2.0 wireless

08:21:52 chatquack: H2O.0?

08:22:20 chatquack: *drops the mic* (and gets another drink) *beer

08:22:47 mircea_popescu: lol I DISRUPTED RAIN

08:22:57 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 119 @ 0.00462327 = 0.5502 BTC [+] {9}

08:23:58 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 7 @ 0.117 = 0.819 BTC [+]

08:24:32 mircea_popescu: "If all of this seems like a great deal of trouble, think what's at stake. We are faced with the most evil enemy mankind has known in his long climb from the swamp to the stars. There can be no security anywhere in the free world if there is no fiscal and economic stability within the United States. Those who ask us to trade our freedom for the soup kitchen of the welfare state are architects of a policy of accommodati

08:24:32 mircea_popescu: on."

08:24:59 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 2 @ 0.118 = 0.236 BTC [+]

08:25:09 mircea_popescu: "Many Americans today, just as they did 200 years ago, feel burdened, stifled, and sometimes even oppressed by government that has grown too large, too bureaucratic, too wasteful, too unresponsive, too uncaring about people and their problems. I believe we can embark on a new age of reform in this country and an era of national renewal, an era that will reorder the relationship between citizen and government."

08:25:16 mircea_popescu: dude i could quote reagan for the rest of the day.

08:25:20 mircea_popescu: he needs to be read more.

08:29:39 *: chatquack gets ready to "do the cockroach".

08:30:04 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 1000 @ 0.00015918 = 0.1592 BTC [+] {7}

08:31:44 chatquack: ~I was in heaven, I was in hell. Believe in neither, but fear them as well; This one's a doctor, this one's a lawyer, THIS ONE'S A CASH FIEND TAKING YOUR MONEY!~

08:33:59 B007: r & r -- Ronald Reagon

08:36:34 chatquack: Ronald Raygun?

08:36:43 chatquack: pew pew

08:36:49 chatquack: ;;lasers

08:36:50 gribble: ┌━ ┄ ┄ ┄ ┄ ┄ ┄ *pew!* *pew!* *pew!*

08:36:58 *: KRS-One ducks

08:37:00 KRS-One: .bait

08:37:02 ozbot: http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me08u7vPsQ1reae9uo1_500.jpg

08:37:16 chatquack: What are thoes tubes?

08:37:29 chatquack: Dry'r ducting?

08:38:57 chatquack: bbbl love u

08:44:18 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16750 @ 0.00083509 = 13.9878 BTC [-] {2}

08:48:22 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 20 @ 0.0201705 = 0.4034 BTC [-] {9}

08:48:41 BingoBoingo: Back

08:50:24 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 922 @ 0.003066 = 2.8269 BTC [+]

08:51:22 BingoBoingo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gl9vGHVT_Xs

08:51:22 ozbot: Truckers Atlas - Modest Mouse - YouTube

08:51:25 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 56 @ 0.003068 = 0.1718 BTC [+]

08:52:26 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 100 @ 0.00479957 = 0.48 BTC [+] {4}

08:53:27 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.49797989 BTC [+]

08:53:28 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 100 @ 0.00487441 = 0.4874 BTC [+] {4}

09:28:01 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 64 @ 0.003068 = 0.1964 BTC [+]

09:28:02 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.49699959 BTC [-]

09:30:03 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 92 @ 0.00489999 = 0.4508 BTC [+] {2}

09:50:23 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5400 @ 0.00084022 = 4.5372 BTC [+]

10:08:41 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 1 @ 0.11200033 BTC [-]

10:10:41 chatquack: ~the origans of the mud shar are as follows...~

10:11:42 chatquack: ~There's a motel in Seattle, Washington, called the Edgewater Inn . . . The Edgewater Inn is built out on a pier . . . so that means that when you look out your window you don't see any dirt, it's . . . got a bay or something out in your backyard . . .~

10:11:57 chatquack: muuuudddddshhhhaaarrrk

10:12:58 chatquack: my mind drifts back...

10:14:25 chatquack: ~ . . . to a meeting, a chance meeting in the Chicago O'Hare Airport . . .~

10:14:41 chatquack: ~Where the members of The Vanilla Fudge told Don Preston about a home movie they made at the Edgewater Inn . . . with a mud shark!~

10:14:47 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 2 @ 0.062 = 0.124 BTC [-]

10:15:13 mircea_popescu: http://www.experienceproject.com/stories/Was-Forced-To-Have-Sex/1776436

10:15:20 mircea_popescu: this is pretty epic. 3rd world problems.

10:16:03 chatquack: FTA: I told him that my “ boyfriend “ took huge amout of money almost everytime for different reasons……mom’s operation, someone’s cancer…….lots of reasons.

10:16:10 chatquack: sounds like a pimp

10:16:25 chatquack: in all the wrong ways

10:17:33 chatquack: ~What kind of girl do you think we are?~

10:18:22 B007: "he could gift me lots of deseases"

10:20:00 mircea_popescu: it sounds very africa-ish to me.

10:20:08 mircea_popescu: seriously, those people never heard of a wake-up service ?

10:20:30 davout: wtf is up with the price

10:20:40 mircea_popescu: ;;ticker

10:20:41 gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 638.92, Best ask: 639.75, Bid-ask spread: 0.83000, Last trade: 638.91, 24 hour volume: 24427.22237949, 24 hour low: 569.1, 24 hour high: 646.0, 24 hour vwap: 607.335388949

10:20:44 mircea_popescu: what ?

10:20:51 davout: !t m x.eur

10:20:51 assbot: [MPEX:X.EUR] 1D: 0.002 / 0.002 / 0.002 (450 shares, 0.90 BTC), 7D: 0.002 / 0.0021717 / 0.00226762 (2908 shares, 6.32 BTC), 30D: 0.00166114 / 0.001845 / 0.00226762 (16570 shares, 30.57 BTC)

10:21:23 davout: i go to bed 420 eur/btc

10:21:29 davout: i get up 500

10:21:43 B007: r u rich now?

10:21:52 mircea_popescu: i r guess he muyst be

10:22:01 davout: B007: i was rich before you knew how to spell "bitcoin"

10:22:12 chatquack: oh snap

10:22:12 B007: unlikely

10:22:29 mircea_popescu: so prices move while you sleep. welcome to the insomniac side.

10:22:55 davout: is there some mtgox-related news or whatever

10:23:19 davout: looks like not heh

10:23:28 mircea_popescu: not particularly. they're going to come back monday they say.

10:23:48 mircea_popescu: may be that they've found a sucker, but that story'll end if i find him too.

10:23:57 davout: lol

10:24:02 mircea_popescu: mtgox living on the edge dun dun dun

10:24:13 chatquack: fastest btc/usd rise e v a h

10:24:21 mircea_popescu: suckerseek, a bitcoin service.

10:24:25 davout: chatquack: not rly

10:24:30 KRS-One: lol

10:24:39 chatquack: m a y be ? ? ?

10:24:43 KRS-One: no

10:24:47 KRS-One: not close

10:24:57 chatquack: probably not thought, trust has been lost

10:24:59 davout: mircea_popescu: you forgot the "powered by btcjam"

10:26:33 chatquack: ~mud shark~

10:26:49 chatquack: ~oh you can hear the steam baby...~

10:26:59 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 56 @ 0.003049 = 0.1707 BTC [-]

10:27:25 chatquack: ~steam roller~

10:28:16 chatquack: ~hemroids, talk'n about your hemroids, baby~

10:28:49 chatquack: http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/frankzappa/latexsolarbeef.html

10:28:49 ozbot: FRANK ZAPPA LYRICS - Latex Solar Beef

10:29:54 chatquack: ~All groupies must bow down, in the sacrad presense of the latax solar beef~

10:30:06 chatquack: sacred**

10:30:34 chatquack: *que willie the pimp*

10:32:20 davout: chatquack: playing now

10:34:26 chatquack: ~real futuristic, I dig the fins.~

10:35:39 chatquack: Life Wastes AndyHardy

10:39:15 chatquack: ~Ooooh! Anything for you, my most seductive, seclusive... pop star of a man... picture this if you can: b jobs! knotted nylons! bamboo canes! three unreleased recordings of Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young fighting in the dressing-room of the Fillmore East! Why, one enchilada wrapped with pickle sauce shoved up and down in between a donkey's legs until he can't it stand anymore! All this

10:39:16 chatquack: and more, Howie! Including! an electric cooled pony harness, with fuel injection... fuel injection... fuel injection...~

10:39:51 KRS-One: Crosby, Stills, Nash: southern cross

10:40:22 KRS-One: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3kImL2gDkI

10:40:22 ozbot: Southern Cross with lyrics - Crosby, Stills, and Nash - YouTube

10:40:23 chatquack: ~Well, I know when I'm licked... All over~

10:41:36 mircea_popescu: davout :p

10:46:18 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 10 @ 0.11200023 = 1.12 BTC [-] {3}

10:46:19 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 60 @ 0.003055 = 0.1833 BTC [+]

10:51:23 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 20 @ 0.0055 = 0.11 BTC

10:51:55 chatquack: so RENT many curency

10:52:24 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 15 @ 0.1135 = 1.7025 BTC [+] {3}

10:52:31 Guest24301: do we have a new bot in here?

10:52:36 chatquack: so test zoom drunkenness'

10:52:55 chatquack: text**

10:53:24 *: chatquack turns it over to Guest24301

10:53:55 chatquack: kernips, for moisture.

10:55:07 chatquack: ~trembling like a penguin, when the battey fails.

10:58:54 chatquack: g'night/morn'n -assets

10:59:35 chatquack: I will now leave you goodby.

11:16:35 KRS-One: i need some bait

11:16:36 KRS-One: .bait

11:16:37 ozbot: http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdjapnDFMq1qg7xwvo1_500.png

11:16:48 KRS-One: rawr

11:23:55 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 1 @ 0.11759899 BTC [+]

11:23:56 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4250 @ 0.00085119 = 3.6176 BTC [+]

11:34:05 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 628 @ 0.00015934 = 0.1001 BTC [+] {5}

11:35:06 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 54 @ 0.00306792 = 0.1657 BTC [+] {2}

11:44:15 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 217 @ 0.003068 = 0.6658 BTC [+] {2}

12:24:55 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 105 @ 0.003068 = 0.3221 BTC [+] {3}

12:34:04 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 256 @ 0.00308999 = 0.791 BTC [+] {2}

12:40:10 assbot: [MPEX] [FT] [X.EUR] 651 @ 0.002 = 1.302 BTC [-]

12:41:11 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 534 @ 0.00082093 = 0.4384 BTC [-] {6}

12:42:12 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 244 @ 0.00309 = 0.754 BTC [+]

12:43:13 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 101 @ 0.00310979 = 0.3141 BTC [+] {2}

12:52:23 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 40 @ 0.00312 = 0.1248 BTC [+]

12:53:23 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 940 @ 0.00313296 = 2.945 BTC [+] {3}

12:56:26 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 43 @ 0.003133 = 0.1347 BTC [+]

13:02:32 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5450 @ 0.00085493 = 4.6594 BTC [+]

13:08:38 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 255 @ 0.003133 = 0.7989 BTC [+]

13:14:44 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 1 @ 0.11199999 BTC [-]

13:15:45 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 2 @ 0.11199999 = 0.224 BTC [-]

13:17:47 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 243 @ 0.0031 = 0.7533 BTC [-]

13:33:02 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 116 @ 0.00313 = 0.3631 BTC [+] {2}

13:35:04 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 324 @ 0.00313143 = 1.0146 BTC [+] {2}

13:37:06 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 2074 @ 0.003133 = 6.4978 BTC [+]

13:38:07 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 146 @ 0.003138 = 0.4581 BTC [+] {2}

13:39:07 mircea_popescu: http://theinvisiblethings.blogspot.ro/2011/04/linux-security-circus-on-gui-isolation.html btw

13:39:27 ozbot: The Invisible Things Lab's blog: The Linux Security Circus: On GUI isolation

13:46:36 ThickAsThieves: newstand in cyprus http://i.imgur.com/27Tbity.jpg

13:46:45 ThickAsThieves: vagina!

13:47:17 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 8 @ 0.48032503 = 3.8426 BTC [-] {3}

13:47:36 ThickAsThieves: new webisite is up, needs some small tweaks, but much better than prior http://www.neo-bee.com/en/

13:50:06 ThickAsThieves: opening is tomorrow

13:50:50 KRS-One: nice

13:51:20 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 1143 @ 0.00315698 = 3.6084 BTC [+] {7}

13:52:21 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 579 @ 0.00318999 = 1.847 BTC [+] {2}

13:53:22 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 589 @ 0.00319 = 1.8789 BTC [+] {2}

13:54:24 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.11199995 = 0.56 BTC [-] {2}

13:57:10 pankkake: as far as I know, Windows has the same issue, and a lot of software has to work around it - especially since servers also have GUIs

13:59:40 pankkake: http://www.neo-bee.com/en/services/use-bitcoins/ so easy stores, nice

13:59:45 ozbot: Neo :: Accepting Bitcoins

14:02:29 caustiq: just picked up 3btc worth of neo&bee after watching it for awhile

14:02:38 caustiq: hope they spread virally throughout EU

14:02:46 caustiq: topple the banking cabal

14:03:32 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 1 @ 0.1027 BTC [+]

14:06:35 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 617 @ 0.00319 = 1.9682 BTC [+]

14:06:51 mircea_popescu: pankkake afaik win7 tried some locking

14:06:55 mircea_popescu: not that it did anything

14:07:23 goxtakeover: Hi. We have started an initiative to rescue MtGox. If you interested, visit www.mtgoxtakeover.com

14:07:25 pankkake: I was told you can run windows servers without guis now

14:07:36 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 398 @ 0.00319499 = 1.2716 BTC [+] {5}

14:07:39 pankkake: I hope it involves pitchforks

14:07:55 mircea_popescu: goxtakeover start by introducing yourself and drop the spurious "we"

14:07:56 pankkake: oh, right, just donations

14:08:05 mircea_popescu: weaboos are not "we".

14:10:06 ThickAsThieves: lol goxscamover

14:10:41 goxtakeover: <mircea_popescu> - this can be read on the website

14:11:00 mircea_popescu: but i am not reading your website now am i

14:12:05 ThickAsThieves: the site essentially says "send you coins" in not many more words

14:12:11 ThickAsThieves: send us*

14:12:29 ThickAsThieves: either way

14:13:23 caustiq: that sounds sketchy

14:13:28 caustiq: AF

14:13:41 ThickAsThieves: most scams do

14:17:46 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.49899997 BTC [+]

14:25:14 mircea_popescu: i suppose i;m gonna end up having to write a post about introductions. apparently it's completely lost on peeps that it makes absolutely zero sense to just start sputtering stuff as a complete unknown.

14:26:10 pankkake: http://i.imgur.com/hkO5nPE.jpg more goatse than vagina

14:28:11 KRS-One: ah goatse..timeless.

14:28:41 ThickAsThieves: hehe

14:28:42 mircea_popescu: actually, that's like cyprus' largest circulation newspaper

14:28:45 mircea_popescu: like 20k or something

14:28:55 ThickAsThieves: it's in like 3 papers at least

14:29:50 pankkake: and it's open, so not wasted coverage!

14:30:02 pankkake: or opening tomorrow I guess

14:30:31 mircea_popescu: what's it selling again ?

14:30:49 ThickAsThieves: bitcoin financial services

14:31:01 ThickAsThieves: biggest probly being the Bee network

14:31:11 mircea_popescu: but specifically.

14:31:17 mircea_popescu: guy reads newspaper, does what ?

14:31:40 ThickAsThieves: a merchant would sign up to accept Bee for cheaper payment proc

14:31:50 ThickAsThieves: a user would open an account to get a card

14:32:28 ThickAsThieves: wallet service in one light

14:32:46 BingoBoingo: Possibly related http://www.thedrinkingrecord.com/2014/02/23/the-heathrow-m/

14:32:54 ThickAsThieves: will also offer euro-pegged accounts

14:33:16 ThickAsThieves: doesnt seem to be on offer for opening

14:33:18 mircea_popescu: so basically coinbase ?

14:33:25 mircea_popescu: but with store card ?

14:34:15 ThickAsThieves: but positioning itself like a bank

14:34:29 mircea_popescu: o look at that, wikipedia has meanwhile caught on that the people still left editing there are mostly paid marketeers.

14:34:42 ThickAsThieves: they are targeting Bank of Cyprus pretty directly

14:35:20 mircea_popescu: aahaha til boc is ~1/3 s.mpoe

14:36:00 ThickAsThieves: Cyprus is a small place

14:36:04 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2708 @ 0.00085192 = 2.307 BTC [-]

14:36:04 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 1100 @ 0.00085743 = 0.9432 BTC [+] {6}

14:36:10 mircea_popescu: yeah i never realised just how small i guess.

14:36:40 mircea_popescu: ;;ticker

14:36:42 gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 621.38, Best ask: 622.0, Bid-ask spread: 0.62000, Last trade: 622.0, 24 hour volume: 26392.18547313, 24 hour low: 571.19, 24 hour high: 646.0, 24 hour vwap: 610.946532288

14:36:53 mircea_popescu: ;;calc 0.00085192 * 610.9

14:36:54 gribble: 0.520437928

14:37:02 mircea_popescu: in fairness it's more like 2/3 s.mpoe

14:37:10 mircea_popescu: apparently i got beaten to shit this quarter.

14:37:23 ThickAsThieves: don't let anyone ever say mp wasn't fair!

14:37:23 mircea_popescu: o january 1.2 bn mkt cap, where art thou!

14:38:01 ThickAsThieves: need to start more mmo clans

14:38:08 mircea_popescu: there should be a forbes list for bitcoin, derping about hao mp lost most of his wealth this quarter and is nao desperate!!1

14:38:17 Duffer1_: i'm guessing april..ish MP ^.^

14:38:32 ThickAsThieves: hehe

14:38:32 mircea_popescu: cool.

14:38:48 pankkake: http://bitbet.us/bet/717/bitcoin-in-forbes-top-100-billionaires-list/

14:38:51 mircea_popescu: i guess if i add up the various bitcoin guilds in games we get just about a circulation

14:38:52 ozbot: BitBet - Bitcoin in Forbes' Top 100 Billionaires list

14:39:23 ThickAsThieves: someone made a plugin for WoW

14:39:31 ThickAsThieves: to transfer btc

14:39:56 pankkake: so you can sell stuff ingame for btc?

14:40:04 ThickAsThieves: yeah

14:40:07 mircea_popescu: ayup

14:40:14 mircea_popescu: course wow is such inflation

14:40:24 pankkake: cool! but, does it have some kind of escrow?

14:40:27 mircea_popescu: http://fraudsters.com/2014/ron-maimon-lubos-motl-and-other-internet-things-i-hear-of-today-for-the-very-first-time/#comment-98192

14:40:33 mircea_popescu: pankkake notrly.

14:40:48 ThickAsThieves: lame

14:41:11 mircea_popescu: why ? wow gold is worthless anyway

14:41:20 mircea_popescu: if op won't just send fuck them, plenty others.

14:41:40 pankkake: aren't chinese slaves farming it? it must be worth something

14:41:45 mircea_popescu: there's trillions of the stuff lying around.

14:41:51 mircea_popescu: pankkake buyer's market tho.

14:42:10 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 3 @ 0.062695 = 0.1881 BTC [+]

14:49:17 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 7 @ 0.0627 = 0.4389 BTC [+]

14:49:18 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 93 @ 0.003194 = 0.297 BTC [-]

14:55:23 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 33 @ 0.0032 = 0.1056 BTC [+] {2}

14:58:26 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 360 @ 0.0032 = 1.152 BTC [+]

14:58:27 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5400 @ 0.00085493 = 4.6166 BTC [+]

14:59:27 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 92 @ 0.0032 = 0.2944 BTC [+] {4}

15:05:33 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.10513226 = 0.4205 BTC [-] {2}

15:07:35 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 90 @ 0.00320342 = 0.2883 BTC [+] {2}

15:08:36 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 1 @ 0.16230094 BTC [-]

15:10:38 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 3 @ 0.06279 = 0.1884 BTC [+]

15:11:39 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 200 @ 0.00310104 = 0.6202 BTC [-] {2}

15:12:40 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 19 @ 0.06279999 = 1.1932 BTC [+]

15:14:42 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 2 @ 0.06279999 = 0.1256 BTC [+]

15:18:33 BingoBoingo: .bait

15:18:34 ozbot: http://24.media.tumblr.com/95545a37883846930df4a7e2fd963e84/tumblr_mevwwnO4931rdthk0o1_500.jpg

15:18:37 BingoBoingo: .d

15:18:37 ozbot: 3,129,573,174.52229 | Next Diff in 885 blocks | Estimated Change: 18.8556% in 4d 23h 39m 8s

15:23:21 mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves check out this shit https://app.sponsoredtweets.com/tweeters

15:23:53 mircea_popescu: i bet you that if you hire any selection of them you want to tweet some muzak or w/e you will sell less units than dollars spent ?

15:25:23 pankkake: finally, being a celebrity pays off

15:25:38 pankkake: lol some are cheap

15:26:44 assbot: Last 4 lines bashed and pending review. (http://dpaste.com/1652087/plain/)

15:26:44 mircea_popescu: !b 4

15:26:47 BingoBoingo: I have just lost my faith in Bob Villa

15:26:59 mircea_popescu: there's jose canseco in there which is why i linked him

15:27:55 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 106 @ 0.0031184 = 0.3306 BTC [-] {2}

15:28:33 BingoBoingo: Jose Canseco is supposed to be cheap and trashy nowadays though.

15:28:56 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 701 @ 0.00315524 = 2.2118 BTC [+] {13}

15:29:21 Bugpowder: So who gave me op in mtgox-chat?

15:29:52 pankkake: perhaps because of the splits?

15:29:57 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.4850005 = 0.97 BTC [-] {2}

15:30:39 Bugpowder: I just joined again and still have it?

15:30:59 Bugpowder: I feel so powerful.

15:31:59 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 799 @ 0.00321636 = 2.5699 BTC [+] {5}

15:32:35 mircea_popescu: time for an opban war

15:32:51 mircea_popescu: "Former reality TV star and model."

15:32:55 mircea_popescu: holy shit that's low.

15:33:00 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 133 @ 0.00305 = 0.4057 BTC [-] {4}

15:34:53 mircea_popescu: "Famous For: Has been in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue for 8 consecutive years!"

15:35:00 mircea_popescu: Bio: Supermodel.

15:35:02 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 33 @ 0.00305 = 0.1007 BTC [-]

15:35:03 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.4802004 = 2.401 BTC [-] {2}

15:35:05 mircea_popescu: i wonder what a "submodel" is then

15:35:32 mircea_popescu: cause srsly... not even a cover ? not even a decade ago ? any 16yo can make the cover ffs.

15:36:03 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 1 @ 0.11 BTC [+]

15:37:04 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 1011 @ 0.0032193 = 3.2547 BTC [+] {6}

15:38:05 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.4899966 = 1.47 BTC [+] {3}

15:38:06 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 370 @ 0.00305053 = 1.1287 BTC [-] {5}

15:41:03 ThickAsThieves: <mircea_popescu> there's jose canseco in there which is why i linked him /// lol this is one ugly link...ick

15:41:39 mircea_popescu: note that i don't really know what the guy is supposed to be

15:41:41 mircea_popescu: rapper ?

15:41:46 ThickAsThieves: jose?

15:41:58 ThickAsThieves: was a good slugger (baseball)

15:42:08 ThickAsThieves: now he's a reality derp

15:42:17 ThickAsThieves: more like former reality show derp

15:43:07 BingoBoingo: Yeah, he was busted for steroids before that was expected of people who hit baseballs like him.

15:43:10 mircea_popescu: oh

15:43:46 mircea_popescu: btw, people who are for legalisation : sports dope too ?

15:43:55 BingoBoingo: Yeah.

15:44:12 mircea_popescu: cause it's the perfect examplke of why i'm against. if it's legal then it's mandatory, cause if you can you must.

15:44:26 mircea_popescu: soon enough the things competing in sports look about as human as the things competing in special olympics

15:44:46 mircea_popescu: we have two sets of special olympics : for the chemically imbalanced type 1 and for the chemically imbalanced type 2.

15:45:18 ThickAsThieves: this doesnt make sense to me

15:45:24 mircea_popescu: specifically ?

15:45:28 ThickAsThieves: a drug can be illegal but not allowed in a sport

15:45:33 ThickAsThieves: i mena legal

15:45:53 mircea_popescu: isn't it self-defeating to be pro legalisation in society but not in sport ?

15:45:57 mircea_popescu: it's either good or bad.

15:46:01 ThickAsThieves: no

15:46:05 ThickAsThieves: also makes no sense

15:46:08 mircea_popescu: now this i gotta hear.

15:46:11 mircea_popescu: what do you mean no ?

15:46:12 ThickAsThieves: it's not a matter of good or bad

15:46:25 mircea_popescu: so on what grounds can you allow people to X but not athletes ?

15:46:47 ThickAsThieves: conflict of values must always be managed in a collective effort

15:46:56 mircea_popescu: wat

15:46:59 ThickAsThieves: the grounds that it's my league and fuck you

15:47:10 mircea_popescu: so then i hardly see what argument you have against the usg.

15:47:15 mircea_popescu: it's their league and fuck you.

15:47:22 ThickAsThieves: league is voluntary

15:47:27 mircea_popescu: so is us.

15:47:31 ThickAsThieves: ont play the sport if you wanna do that drug

15:47:33 mircea_popescu: you dun like it split.

15:47:39 ThickAsThieves: correct

15:47:51 mircea_popescu: so then you basically got nothing.

15:48:05 ThickAsThieves: both can be true is all

15:48:15 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 43 @ 0.00305 = 0.1312 BTC [-] {2}

15:48:19 ThickAsThieves: drugs legal in law but not in clubs

15:48:43 mircea_popescu: but if you support them being illegal in clubs, you really have no grounds to oppose them being generally illegal.

15:48:48 mircea_popescu: same exact arguments will be brought.

15:49:00 mircea_popescu: "o, club trying to forbid drugs is only causing clashes at the gate"

15:49:02 ThickAsThieves: lol you apply this type of logic to all things?

15:49:05 mircea_popescu: yup

15:49:09 mircea_popescu: it's what logic is for.

15:49:15 ThickAsThieves: nah

15:49:25 mircea_popescu: who invented "types" of logic anyway

15:49:42 ThickAsThieves: i cna smoke a cigarette in my own terms, but when i have to mix the values of others i must compromise

15:49:55 mircea_popescu: what values bs.

15:49:58 ThickAsThieves: well there are two types of logic

15:49:58 mircea_popescu: we're not discussing values here.

15:50:05 ThickAsThieves: 1 that is actually logic, and one that pretends

15:50:12 mircea_popescu: lol k.

15:50:17 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 1000 @ 0.0032 = 3.2 BTC [+]

15:50:23 mircea_popescu: so there's logic and then there's derpage. we agree.

15:50:24 chetty: clubs in the sports sense are 'public accommodations' , so what they gonna do, exclude blacks and gays too?

15:50:41 mircea_popescu: chetty no, only X, not Y. because type of logic.

15:51:14 chetty: that logic makes my head hurt

15:51:18 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 2066 @ 0.00321837 = 6.6492 BTC [+] {5}

15:51:31 BingoBoingo: The sports dope arms race has a lulzy endgame though. Castrations because natural hormones aren't as good as the sports dope versions. Eventually an equilibrium occurs where either the people competing at the highest level have testacles or not.

15:51:33 mircea_popescu: anyway, i'm done for today! catch y

15:51:35 mircea_popescu: all tomorrow

15:52:19 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 200 @ 0.0032 = 0.64 BTC [-]

15:52:33 ThickAsThieves: there could also be safety arguments in sports

15:52:36 ThickAsThieves: to not allow drug use

15:52:46 ThickAsThieves: endangering your teammates etc

15:53:12 BingoBoingo: Probably depends on the sport and the drug.

15:53:35 ThickAsThieves: i dont see why drugs cant be legal in home but diaallowed in organizations that choose too

15:53:49 ThickAsThieves: it's not like drugs are a basic human right or some shit

15:54:21 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 546 @ 0.00323988 = 1.769 BTC [+] {4}

15:55:08 BingoBoingo: Baseball would probably be better if they just let leaded coffee back into the clubhouse instead of going through this pretense http://www.baseballnation.com/2012/6/29/3104332/is-there-an-adhd-epidemic-in-major-league-baseball

15:55:22 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [MS] 100 @ 0.00311511 = 0.3115 BTC [-] {6}

15:55:23 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 1070 @ 0.00323667 = 3.4632 BTC [-] {3}

15:55:45 ThickAsThieves: no, baseball is just boring

15:56:23 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 95 @ 0.003233 = 0.3071 BTC [-] {2}

15:57:38 BingoBoingo: Most sports are fundamentally boring when they aren't understood.

15:57:57 ThickAsThieves: i understand baseball

15:58:11 ThickAsThieves: i worked for the sports section at a newspaper for 2 years

15:58:25 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 500 @ 0.00323 = 1.615 BTC [-]

15:58:35 ThickAsThieves: it's boring

16:00:03 ThickAsThieves: anyone else see strange characters in the Recent Trades box here: https://www.havelockinvestments.com/order.php?symbol=NEOBEE

16:00:19 Jere_Jones: no

16:00:27 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 280 @ 0.00322128 = 0.902 BTC [-] {2}

16:00:52 ThickAsThieves: hmm

16:01:28 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 980 @ 0.0031 = 3.038 BTC [-]

16:03:30 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 181 @ 0.00322199 = 0.5832 BTC [+] {2}

16:04:31 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 2000 @ 0.00323999 = 6.48 BTC [+] {2}

16:05:32 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 2000 @ 0.00323999 = 6.48 BTC [+] {3}

16:09:36 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 484 @ 0.00081244 = 0.3932 BTC [-] {5}

16:09:37 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 128 @ 0.00323276 = 0.4138 BTC [+] {3}

16:17:44 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 200 @ 0.00312 = 0.624 BTC [-]

16:19:46 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 1 @ 0.11188887 BTC [+]

16:27:54 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 120 @ 0.0055 = 0.66 BTC

16:32:59 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.11188887 = 0.3357 BTC [+]

16:35:01 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2300 @ 0.00085493 = 1.9663 BTC [+]

16:38:04 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 20 @ 0.11189721 = 2.2379 BTC [+] {3}

16:47:13 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 300 @ 0.00044998 = 0.135 BTC [+] {4}

16:50:16 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.49833332 = 1.495 BTC [+] {3}

16:52:18 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 39 @ 0.00323299 = 0.1261 BTC [+]

16:56:22 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 60 @ 0.00323299 = 0.194 BTC [+]

16:56:23 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 4 @ 0.06279999 = 0.2512 BTC [+]

16:59:25 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] [PAID] 1.98537437 BTC to 2`471 shares, 80347 satoshi per share

17:02:28 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 701 @ 0.00322983 = 2.2641 BTC [+] {2}

17:07:33 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 392 @ 0.00323 = 1.2662 BTC [+]

17:09:35 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 50 @ 0.00322 = 0.161 BTC [-] {2}

17:13:39 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 341 @ 0.00323 = 1.1014 BTC [+]

17:14:40 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 278 @ 0.00323009 = 0.898 BTC [+] {3}

17:14:42 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.11000001 = 0.55 BTC [-]

17:15:41 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 50 @ 0.003233 = 0.1617 BTC [+]

17:17:43 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1938 @ 0.00085493 = 1.6569 BTC [+] {3}

17:18:45 kakobreklaa: www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-W1weeK2UA

17:18:51 kakobreklaa: this. shit. is .amazing.

17:18:51 assbot: AMAZING COMPANY!

17:19:11 kakobreklaa: srs, look at it, imagine you went in a zoo.

17:19:45 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 75 @ 0.00323299 = 0.2425 BTC [-]

17:20:46 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 45 @ 0.00323299 = 0.1455 BTC [-]

17:21:47 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 247 @ 0.00323299 = 0.7985 BTC [-]

17:22:48 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 2 @ 0.10800001 = 0.216 BTC [-]

17:23:49 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21100 @ 0.00085904 = 18.1257 BTC [+] {2}

17:24:29 ThickAsThieves: lol

17:24:50 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 309 @ 0.003232 = 0.9987 BTC [-]

17:24:51 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 1 @ 0.10800001 BTC [-]

17:26:41 pankkake: fiat money is also based on a meme!

17:26:56 ThickAsThieves: "we're all going to the moon on generosity"

17:30:35 ThickAsThieves: the guy the runs the place is a character huh

17:30:56 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 200 @ 0.0032 = 0.64 BTC [-]

17:31:07 ThickAsThieves: "I have 12,00 domain names, I know everything about bitcoin, everything."

17:31:12 ThickAsThieves: 12000*

17:31:35 kakobreklaa: told ya its good material.

17:32:49 Jere_Jones: Speaking of domain names, I have merkletree.com coming up for renewal and I'm not going to do anything with it. Can anybody use it?

17:32:59 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 99 @ 0.003232 = 0.32 BTC [+]

17:36:26 benkay: how is the ukraine doing today?

17:38:03 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 182 @ 0.0055 = 1.001 BTC

17:39:20 ThickAsThieves: "

17:39:23 ThickAsThieves: "Yesterday, just days after its high-profile $16 billion acquisition by Facebook, the Whatsapp messaging service suffered an unprecedented four hours of downtime. "

17:39:32 ThickAsThieves: "the culprit was a faulty network router"

17:40:07 benkay: network engineering is hard!

17:43:08 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 493 @ 0.003232 = 1.5934 BTC [+]

17:44:09 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 94 @ 0.00323299 = 0.3039 BTC [+]

17:49:14 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 46 @ 0.003232 = 0.1487 BTC [-] {3}

17:51:42 benkay: ;;ticker --market mtgox

17:51:43 gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 329.1, Best ask: 329.4, Bid-ask spread: 0.30000, Last trade: 333.0, 24 hour volume: 44077.39346478, 24 hour low: 177.1, 24 hour high: 348.98, 24 hour vwap: 260.56546

17:54:19 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 439 @ 0.003232 = 1.4188 BTC [-]

17:55:20 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 561 @ 0.003232 = 1.8132 BTC [-]

17:56:21 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 339 @ 0.003232 = 1.0956 BTC [-]

17:57:22 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 262 @ 0.00323618 = 0.8479 BTC [+] {3}

17:58:23 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 230 @ 0.00324956 = 0.7474 BTC [+] {3}

18:07:32 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.499 = 0.998 BTC [+]

18:07:34 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 26 @ 0.06090223 = 1.5835 BTC [-] {10}

18:08:33 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 2 @ 0.1 = 0.2 BTC [-] {2}

18:12:37 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 79 @ 0.00493876 = 0.3902 BTC [+] {3}

18:21:47 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 800 @ 0.00015497 = 0.124 BTC [+] {3}

18:23:48 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 3 @ 0.05800334 = 0.174 BTC [-] {2}

18:23:50 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.499 BTC [+]

18:23:51 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 5 @ 0.1 = 0.5 BTC [-]

18:26:51 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 1209 @ 0.00016099 = 0.1946 BTC [+] {3}

18:27:52 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 2 @ 0.06 = 0.12 BTC [+]

18:30:55 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 49 @ 0.00319 = 0.1563 BTC [+]

18:32:57 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 97 @ 0.00323175 = 0.3135 BTC [+] {3}

18:36:00 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 1920 @ 0.0001615 = 0.3101 BTC [+] {3}

18:38:02 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 8000 @ 0.00016499 = 1.3199 BTC [+] {5}

18:43:07 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 100 @ 0.00323199 = 0.3232 BTC [+]

18:44:50 ThickAsThieves: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHIRTfZ_20E#t=185

18:45:17 ozbot: Sex positions - Part 1 (Wheelchair user) (Paraplegic) - YouTube

18:56:02 ThickAsThieves: http://imgur.com/DIS3c0E

18:56:03 ozbot: The developers for Neo & Bee have this on the outside of their office - Imgur

18:57:37 pankkake: the image confuses my brain

19:00:40 jurov: ThickAsThieves: is that the apple ssl code?

19:01:37 pankkake: on the top, copyrigts are Satoshi Nakamoto then Bitcoin Developers ;)

19:02:25 Apocalyptic: it's more likely some bitcoin code

19:03:13 benkay: sublime text? really?

19:03:34 ThickAsThieves: let's just hope they've implemented their cryptography without flaw

19:03:58 jurov: tomorrow they have flagship opening..moar swag photos upcoming

19:04:08 pankkake: the best way to have no flaw in your crypto is to not write it

19:04:18 jurov: will there be neobee condoms, too?

19:04:59 pankkake: you're onto something; shouldn't bitcoin come with lube? :)

19:05:30 ThickAsThieves: i bet there are doge condoms

19:05:51 ThickAsThieves: http://www.reddit.com/r/dogecoin/comments/1xx4fl/much_sex_so_safe_wow_its_the_great_dogecondom/

19:05:53 ozbot: Much Sex So Safe! Wow! It's the Great Dogecondom Design Contest! Submit your condom wrapper designs

19:06:14 jurov: *tat dodges the neobee question*

19:06:28 pankkake: doges*

19:06:36 ThickAsThieves: i assumed you werent serious about neo condoms

19:06:49 jurov: comdoms are serious!!!1

19:07:52 KRS-One: seriously uncomfortable..nothing like the real fucking thing

19:10:34 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 54 @ 0.00323198 = 0.1745 BTC [+]

19:11:35 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 839 @ 0.00323199 = 2.7116 BTC [+] {3}

19:12:36 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 933 @ 0.00325147 = 3.0336 BTC [+] {6}

19:13:37 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 403 @ 0.00323198 = 1.3025 BTC [-] {2}

19:15:39 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 254 @ 0.00328999 = 0.8357 BTC [+] {2}

19:16:09 bitcoinpete: Dogeparty 2014: irllol

19:16:40 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 15417 @ 0.00015172 = 2.3391 BTC [-] {15}

19:20:44 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 1515 @ 0.00328878 = 4.9825 BTC [-] {5}

19:21:45 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 2 @ 0.06 = 0.12 BTC [+]

19:24:29 mod6: (09:19) < kakobreklaa> srs, look at it, imagine you went in a zoo << LOL "175 doge = 1 cupcake"

19:26:02 mod6: "WE'RE ALL GOIN TO THE MOON!" such amaze

19:27:29 bitcoinpete: mod6 just some priceless specimens there

19:28:02 mod6: lmao @ this vid

19:29:53 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 309 @ 0.00329854 = 1.0192 BTC [-] {4}

19:30:54 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 310 @ 0.0032 = 0.992 BTC [-]

19:31:50 mod6: "i own 12,000 domain names, I know everything about bitcoin, I probably know most of the damn people who own the bitcoin ..."

19:31:55 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 1036 @ 0.00329654 = 3.4152 BTC [+] {5}

19:32:56 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 14 @ 0.11406426 = 1.5969 BTC [+] {6}

19:32:57 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 58 @ 0.0033 = 0.1914 BTC [+]

19:32:58 mod6: such scamcoin

19:33:12 bitcoinpete: the scammiest lol

19:33:57 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 47 @ 0.00329997 = 0.1551 BTC [-]

19:34:01 benkay: pankkake: why u no let me assass on mah fone?

19:34:35 mod6: thx for the link kakobrekla

19:34:41 pankkake: benkay: if you have an iPhone, you are an enemy of freedom. no site for you

19:34:58 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 500 @ 0.00329999 = 1.65 BTC [+]

19:35:10 benkay: i'm just a slave under the regime! don't make me suffer *more*!

19:35:15 pankkake: :)

19:36:00 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 1904 @ 0.00329996 = 6.2831 BTC [-] {8}

19:36:29 pankkake: the rule is global to my server, so I can't really disable it for one domain

19:37:02 kakobrekla: mod6 , yeah vexual and krs1 should look up to it

19:37:35 mod6: such lulz

19:38:01 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 2108 @ 0.0033 = 6.9564 BTC [+] {2}

19:42:05 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 2688 @ 0.00014028 = 0.3771 BTC [-] {9}

19:44:39 bitcoinpete: http://arxiv.org/pdf/1402.3612v1.pdf

19:44:57 bitcoinpete: "The complex architecture of primes and natural numbers"

19:45:08 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 3990 @ 0.00013217 = 0.5274 BTC [-] {10}

19:46:11 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.11759998 = 0.588 BTC [+]

19:47:10 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 7 @ 0.11759999 = 0.8232 BTC [+] {2}

19:47:12 benkay: heavy

19:47:16 benkay: bitcoinpete ^^

19:47:35 bitcoinpete: "The importance of primes transcend theoretical aspects, and practical applications include public key cryptography algorithms and pseudorandom number generators "

19:48:11 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 83 @ 0.003333 = 0.2766 BTC [+] {3}

19:48:52 davout: there is something i always wondered, how is a PRNG relevant to finding primes ?

19:49:05 davout: i mean, there's only so much primes under a certain boundary right

19:49:12 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 156 @ 0.003333 = 0.5199 BTC [+] {2}

19:50:06 davout: and the fact that you can factor RSA keys if you find two that share a prime makes me wonder whether we won't someday run out of usable ones

19:50:14 davout: (usable primes)

19:50:18 dignork: davout: if you mean finding primes for RSA, PRNG is only used to select a search range

19:51:33 davout: because the more know RSA keys exist, the weaker they collectively become

19:51:33 davout: s/know/known/

19:51:33 davout: dignork: interesting

19:52:05 davout: dignork: the global search space must be mind-boggling if the PRNG is relied upon to select a search space that won't overlap with other search spaces from other known RSA keys

19:52:15 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.1178 = 0.589 BTC [+]

19:53:16 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 5746 @ 0.00013001 = 0.747 BTC [-] {2}

19:55:18 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 387 @ 0.00333298 = 1.2899 BTC [-] {2}

19:57:20 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 200 @ 0.00322 = 0.644 BTC [-]

19:57:43 dignork: davout: the space is huge: let's say you're looking for a 2^1024 prime, which is not less than 2^1023, and roughly each 10th number is prime, you have ~2^1022 variants

19:58:21 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 50 @ 0.003308 = 0.1654 BTC [+] {2}

19:59:23 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 14 @ 0.48024402 = 6.7234 BTC [-] {4}

19:59:50 davout: dignork: as in 10% of the numbers above 2^1023 is a prime?

20:00:45 mjoiii__: ThickAsThieves, "recent trades" is showing some junk characters in my browser too

20:01:06 mjoiii__: the bitcoin symbol

20:01:30 benkay: ;;later tell mircea_popescu social vcs is facebook + git/subversion/mercurial/etc - social + version control system

20:01:31 gribble: The operation succeeded.

20:02:13 dignork: davout: not exactly, but it's around 1/10, so even if I'm horribly wrong it's tsill in range of 2^1000

20:02:28 dignork: s/tsill/still/

20:02:28 jurov: social control system :D

20:02:38 davout: nice

20:03:24 benkay: gamified work

20:03:26 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 2004 @ 0.00333149 = 6.6763 BTC [-] {3}

20:03:30 benkay: bleugh

20:03:37 benkay: otoh

20:03:41 benkay: GETS MORE OUTTA WORKERS

20:03:44 benkay: so rock, hard place.

20:04:02 jurov: the 'density' of primes around t should be 1/lnt.

20:04:15 jurov: ;;calc 1/ln(2^1024)

20:04:15 gribble: Error: 'ln' is not a defined function.

20:04:19 jurov: ;;calc 1/log(2^1024)

20:04:19 gribble: Error: Something in there wasn't a valid number.

20:04:39 jurov: it's 0.0014088819

20:04:54 jurov: meand 1.4% of them should be primes, plenty enough

20:05:08 jurov: er..0.14%

20:05:12 davout: sounds like it

20:05:28 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.4802 BTC [-]

20:05:32 dignork: jurov: yep, but still it's in 2^1000 range :)

20:06:06 davout: still, it sounds that because of the birthday paradox, the more RSA gets used, the weaker it becomes

20:06:19 dignork: fun with huge numbers is that you can be horribly wrong and it's still on the same order of magnitude - huge :)

20:06:25 davout: lol

20:06:34 bitcoinpete: qapla huge is right

20:06:54 jurov: birthday paradox doesn't stand a chance for 2^1000 bucket

20:07:53 jurov: oh, did phuctor find something yet?

20:08:22 davout: jurov: phuctor i dunno, but i heard some RSA keys were found to be weak

20:08:44 jurov: that was cause of poor (predictable) rng

20:08:53 davout: i see

20:09:00 davout: not because of birthday paradox

20:10:00 jurov: http://nosuchlabs.com/stats asciilifeform what does 35 duplicate moduli mean?

20:10:01 ozbot: So far:

20:10:36 jurov: it's normal or are these really weak keys?

20:11:34 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 891 @ 0.00333199 = 2.9688 BTC [+]

20:13:49 jurov: lol that favicon

20:14:48 davout: haha didn't notice

20:19:42 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 117 @ 0.003332 = 0.3898 BTC [+] {2}

20:20:43 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 219 @ 0.003332 = 0.7297 BTC [+]

20:21:11 davout: i'm in love with this woman -> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4ZWghQBoKk

20:23:46 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14948 @ 0.00086797 = 12.9744 BTC [+]

20:24:47 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 300 @ 0.00333199 = 0.9996 BTC [-]

20:27:58 dignork: Ex0deus: regarding linux maintenance: https://bugzilla.redhat.com/show_bug.cgi?id=1043212

20:28:07 dignork: oops

20:29:52 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 880 @ 0.00333233 = 2.9325 BTC [+] {4}

20:32:55 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 660 @ 0.003332 = 2.1991 BTC [-] {2}

20:33:56 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 340 @ 0.003332 = 1.1329 BTC [-]

20:34:57 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 108 @ 0.00333299 = 0.36 BTC [+] {3}

20:35:58 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 372 @ 0.0033329 = 1.2398 BTC [-] {2}

20:38:01 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 1500 @ 0.00333296 = 4.9994 BTC [+] {2}

20:39:01 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 93 @ 0.0033329 = 0.31 BTC [-] {2}

20:40:02 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 380 @ 0.0033301 = 1.2654 BTC [-] {3}

20:41:03 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 120 @ 0.003332 = 0.3998 BTC [+]

20:46:08 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 150 @ 0.003332 = 0.4998 BTC [+]

20:48:42 mod6: https://cheezburger.com/8079170048

20:48:43 ozbot: Untitled - Cheezburger

20:49:14 kakobrekla: lol

20:49:53 davout: such swag

20:51:13 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 230 @ 0.003332 = 0.7664 BTC [+]

20:51:23 dub: who dat is

20:52:21 kakobrekla: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=23-02-2014#523724

20:52:24 ozbot: #bitcoin-assets log

20:52:53 kakobrekla: take a look

20:54:16 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.11375 = 0.455 BTC [-] {2}

20:56:18 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 321 @ 0.00481194 = 1.5446 BTC [-] {10}

20:56:19 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 300 @ 0.0033329 = 0.9999 BTC [+]

20:56:20 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.48014 = 2.4007 BTC [-]

20:59:21 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 70 @ 0.003332 = 0.2332 BTC [-]

20:59:22 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 2 @ 0.11779999 = 0.2356 BTC [+]

21:04:26 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 9 @ 0.11255555 = 1.013 BTC [-] {4}

21:05:27 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 200 @ 0.00081659 = 0.1633 BTC [-] {4}

21:05:40 bitcoinpete: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUpW18Exw8g

21:05:41 ozbot: Decentralized #DogeParty - YouTube

21:06:22 bitcoinpete: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcUWaVbC8wY

21:06:22 ozbot: Dogecoin: The Future Of All Trade And Commerce. - YouTube

21:06:28 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 67 @ 0.00333 = 0.2231 BTC [-] {2}

21:07:29 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 331 @ 0.00333 = 1.1022 BTC [-] {2}

21:07:48 pankkake: facepaw

21:08:08 davout: pankkake: LOL

21:12:35 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 603 @ 0.00330247 = 1.9914 BTC [-] {6}

21:12:46 jurov: mpex.co/?mpsic=X.DGE anyone?

21:13:15 jurov: or what is the code? DGC?

21:13:20 pankkake: DOGE

21:13:31 pankkake: more characters, more valuable

21:13:36 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 917 @ 0.00318685 = 2.9223 BTC [-] {6}

21:14:33 kakobrekla: kraken sez its XDG

21:14:37 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 67 @ 0.003329 = 0.223 BTC [+]

21:14:45 pankkake: well they also say XBT

21:14:55 kakobrekla: they are also retarded

21:15:38 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 183 @ 0.00332988 = 0.6094 BTC [+] {3}

21:16:39 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 56 @ 0.00332999 = 0.1865 BTC [+] {2}

21:19:17 ThickAsThieves: what's the cheapest one can get 12,000 domain names anyway?

21:20:43 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 2000 @ 0.0033 = 6.6 BTC [-]

21:22:45 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 301 @ 0.00332199 = 0.9999 BTC [+]

21:23:13 benkay: i was made sad: http://stackoverflow.com/a/7470912

21:23:33 benkay: "create an object with multiple values and return it"

21:23:35 benkay: bawww

21:23:46 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 50 @ 0.00333 = 0.1665 BTC [+]

21:24:40 jurov: every time this was necessary i saw untyped Array used

21:24:47 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 396 @ 0.00085745 = 0.3396 BTC [+] {4}

21:24:50 jurov: so i considered it defacto standard

21:25:26 benkay: huh thanks jurov

21:26:49 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 187 @ 0.00085747 = 0.1603 BTC [+] {2}

21:26:50 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 75 @ 0.00332999 = 0.2497 BTC [-]

21:27:30 pankkake: but can you do r1, r2 = butts(); ?

21:27:51 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 1 @ 0.11779998 BTC [+]

21:28:21 dignork: pankkake: not in java

21:28:22 benkay: i can't see through all the semicolons

21:28:26 benkay: help

21:28:34 benkay: drowni--

21:28:40 pankkake: :(

21:28:51 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 402 @ 0.00333 = 1.3387 BTC [+] {2}

21:30:25 benkay: but what about different kinds of values?

21:30:31 benkay: argh

21:31:16 jurov: just return XML

21:31:23 jurov: XML solver errything

21:31:27 jurov: *solves

21:31:54 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 32 @ 0.0055 = 0.176 BTC

21:31:55 benkay: i...

21:33:56 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 100 @ 0.0055 = 0.55 BTC

21:35:18 benkay: i am actually going to return an array of strings

21:35:22 BeanFactoryPostP: ouch BeanFactoryPostProcessor too long

21:35:22 benkay: because oh dear god save me

21:36:11 BeanFactoryPostP: don't forget to define them as global constants

21:36:59 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 1 @ 0.11779999 BTC [+]

21:38:16 benkay: global butt

21:38:57 benkay: more please davout

21:39:01 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 200 @ 0.00331 = 0.662 BTC [-]

21:40:00 davout: benkay: more what? music?

21:40:02 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 598 @ 0.00331 = 1.9794 BTC [-]

21:40:03 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.11779999 = 0.3534 BTC [+]

21:40:07 benkay: cello in particular

21:40:14 davout: benkay: :3

21:40:34 benkay: i found this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwjZnZDpXSA which has the same thing, but maybe more of

21:40:53 benkay: concerto in d, that is

21:40:59 davout: benkay: nice, i'll listen to this

21:41:18 davout: you want the mp3s of jacqueline dupré's C & D Haydn ?

21:41:41 davout: she is amazing

21:41:41 assbot: AMAZING COMPANY!

21:42:14 benkay: ooh that sounds lovely yah

21:44:26 davout: gimme a minute, imma install dropbox

21:44:52 benkay: no don't do it

21:44:54 benkay: it's a trap

21:44:58 davout: lol

21:45:12 davout: web version will do then

21:45:31 benkay: man we should really just share public keys and scp stuff to each other

21:45:51 benkay: and i'm not setting that up right now - dick deep in java oop spaghetti

21:46:18 davout: you don't need it to download, there is the "copy public URL" feature that's kinda neat

21:46:32 benkay: that is kinda neat

21:46:55 benkay: yeah man thats cool i'll always take good music :)

21:47:31 davout: i love to compare interpretations, sometimes it feels like the differences make for a completely different piece

21:51:04 davout: hah, the gendron cadenza on the C 1st mov. is superb

21:51:09 bitcoinpete: I really couldn't help myself here: http://bitcoinpete.com/2014/dogederps/

21:51:13 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 1130 @ 0.00333081 = 3.7638 BTC [+] {3}

21:51:14 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 1000 @ 0.0008158 = 0.8158 BTC [-] {9}

21:51:34 bitcoinpete: mod6 thanks for the pic!

21:52:14 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 1070 @ 0.00333299 = 3.5663 BTC [+] {3}

21:53:15 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 245 @ 0.003333 = 0.8166 BTC [+]

21:57:02 benkay: bitcoinpete: what are your bitcoinspirations?

21:58:51 mod6: haha bitcoinpete, np :]

21:59:21 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 2 @ 0.11749999 = 0.235 BTC [-]

22:03:07 bitcoinpete: benkay: haha for blogging? or why BTC in general?

22:04:45 benkay: open ended question

22:06:02 jurov: benkay and your? to use btc to liberate cascadia?

22:06:28 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 86 @ 0.003333 = 0.2866 BTC [+]

22:07:00 benkay: that's just a joke jurov ;)

22:07:11 benkay: a schtick as they say

22:07:50 jurov: :)

22:08:30 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 135 @ 0.003333 = 0.45 BTC [+]

22:08:31 jurov: oh, and i heard cascadian national animal will be tree octopus :D

22:08:35 bitcoinpete: Well, I find the level of intellectual rigour in this space to be the highest. BTC has the broadest scope of implications of pretty much anything I've yet encountered and that brings forth the most fascinating types of people.

22:08:51 bitcoinpete: It's a stimulating space, that's why I'm here

22:09:24 benkay: .bait

22:09:25 ozbot: http://31.media.tumblr.com/8893d68eafcd23a1e21e9103cad2c57e/tumblr_mlie66nLbn1so5dabo1_1280.jpg

22:09:37 benkay: now there's some stimulation

22:10:08 bitcoinpete: titilating

22:10:25 davout: benkay: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_RaZ7btje5Jo/TJ7VObLtCdI/AAAAAAAAA1I/s5htkxq62JA/s1600/nudecellist.jpg

22:10:35 benkay: cute

22:10:56 davout: the chick looks good too

22:11:20 benkay: sho nuff

22:12:39 pankkake: don't know why but women with string instruments do something for me

22:13:35 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 10 @ 0.10302984 = 1.0303 BTC [+] {7}

22:13:44 bitcoinpete: benkay basically, my bitcoinspiration, such as it is, is not being bored. and yours?

22:18:40 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7100 @ 0.00087548 = 6.2159 BTC [+]

22:22:10 benkay: i think not coining words like that is mine.

22:22:53 davout: benkay: https://www.dropbox.com/s/oegb7af4b827rjg/Jacqueline%20du%20Pr_-%20Vionlincello%20%2B%20Barbirolli%20-%20Lon%20Sym%20O.zip

22:23:17 *: benkay downloads 60 megs of binary to disk from a stranger's dropbox

22:23:32 benkay: davout auth plz

22:23:34 benkay: jkjk

22:23:35 davout: benkay: come in the van, i have candy

22:23:56 davout: it's not public?

22:24:50 benkay: davout: it's public, i was asking something else

22:24:52 benkay: ;;gettrust davout

22:24:53 gribble: WARNING: Currently not authenticated. Trust relationship from user benkay to user davout: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 1 via 1 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=benkay&dest=davout | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=davout | Rated since: Thu Jan 27 16:22:24 2011

22:25:09 davout: what was it you were asking

22:25:31 benkay: i was joking that i want you to auth with gribble before i download your .zip

22:25:42 davout: haha I GET IT KNOW!

22:25:47 benkay: ding ding ding

22:26:27 davout: you better not unzip the first stranger you meet, jus saying

22:26:35 dexX7: lol

22:26:40 davout: >D

22:26:43 dexX7: i wasn't expecting music when i started the download

22:27:04 davout: dexX7: the tranny porn is in a private folder

22:27:10 benkay: to the logs with you, dexX7

22:28:05 davout: mtgox lately -> http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/500x/46398991.jpg

22:29:34 dexX7: hehe

22:29:51 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 689 @ 0.0033 = 2.2737 BTC [+]

22:32:54 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 384 @ 0.0033 = 1.2672 BTC [+] {4}

22:32:55 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 1 @ 0.113 BTC [-]

22:33:55 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 303 @ 0.0033 = 0.9999 BTC [+]

22:34:56 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 200 @ 0.0055 = 1.1 BTC

22:35:41 praeconium: Are there some kind of rating services for crypto currencies? How to compare them?

22:35:57 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 41 @ 0.0032987 = 0.1352 BTC [-]

22:37:45 kakobrekla: yes

22:38:25 benkay: no

22:38:59 pankkake: if coin.name == 'bitcoin': return True

22:39:00 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 463 @ 0.00325 = 1.5048 BTC [-] {2}

22:39:16 jurov: goto fail;

22:39:29 assbot: Last 10 lines bashed and pending review. (http://dpaste.com/1652573/plain/)

22:39:29 kakobrekla: !b 10

22:41:02 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 20 @ 0.0055 = 0.11 BTC

22:43:04 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 36 @ 0.0055 = 0.198 BTC {2}

22:43:05 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 70 @ 0.00329869 = 0.2309 BTC [+]

22:45:06 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 900 @ 0.00043 = 0.387 BTC [-]

22:46:15 peterl: is NeoBee IPO over now?

22:48:02 dexX7: from lmb-holdings.com: ... and there are 2756311 of Shares available, out of which 15653 are locked.

22:48:09 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 50 @ 0.00328 = 0.164 BTC [-]

22:50:11 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 470 @ 0.00329869 = 1.5504 BTC [+]

22:51:12 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 136 @ 0.0032987 = 0.4486 BTC [+]

22:52:13 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 151 @ 0.0032987 = 0.4981 BTC [+]

22:54:15 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 160 @ 0.0032987 = 0.5278 BTC [+]

22:54:47 benkay: such demand

22:54:56 benkay: neomoon

22:55:02 kakobrekla: over 9000 satoshi

22:55:16 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 303 @ 0.00329869 = 0.9995 BTC [-]

22:55:21 benkay: !t h neobee

22:55:22 assbot: [HAVELOCK:NEOBEE] 1D: 0.00301100 / 0.00324505 / 0.00333300 (63246 shares, 205.23638306 BTC), 7D: 0.00278000 / 0.00316807 / 0.00333300 (86852 shares, 275.15330922 BTC), 30D: 0.00257150 / 0.00302647 / 0.00333300 (231394 shares, 700.30791976 BTC)

22:55:36 benkay: !t h rent

22:55:38 assbot: [HAVELOCK:RENT] 1D: 0.00550000 / 0.0055 / 0.00550000 (760 shares, 4.18000000 BTC), 7D: 0.00550000 / 0.0055 / 0.00550000 (4034 shares, 22.18700000 BTC), 30D: 0.00550000 / 0.0055 / 0.00550000 (36390 shares, 200.14500000 BTC)

22:55:49 benkay: lookit that, almost 3x rentalstarter

22:56:17 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 38 @ 0.00329 = 0.125 BTC [-]

22:57:18 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 2 @ 0.103999 = 0.208 BTC [+] {2}

22:57:19 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 40 @ 0.00329 = 0.1316 BTC [-]

22:57:21 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 1 @ 0.16230094 BTC [-]

22:58:19 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 719 @ 0.00329 = 2.3655 BTC [-] {3}

22:59:03 benkay: heuristic average neo trade size ~3B

22:59:20 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 350 @ 0.0033 = 1.155 BTC [+] {2}

22:59:31 benkay: probably erring on the high side honestly

23:00:21 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 244 @ 0.0033 = 0.8052 BTC [+] {2}

23:01:22 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 400 @ 0.00333 = 1.332 BTC [+] {2}

23:02:23 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 739 @ 0.0008576 = 0.6338 BTC [+] {4}

23:04:25 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 218 @ 0.00333 = 0.7259 BTC [+]

23:09:30 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 3000 @ 0.00322561 = 9.6768 BTC [-] {5}

23:16:37 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 1 @ 0.104 BTC [+]

23:25:46 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 78 @ 0.003299 = 0.2573 BTC [+]

23:27:49 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 273 @ 0.0033 = 0.9009 BTC [+] {2}

23:31:52 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 1042 @ 0.0033 = 3.4386 BTC [+] {2}

23:33:54 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 4 @ 0.06149996 = 0.246 BTC [+] {2}

23:33:56 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 309 @ 0.0033 = 1.0197 BTC [+] {2}

23:34:55 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 173 @ 0.0033 = 0.5709 BTC [+] {2}

23:34:56 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 28 @ 0.0615 = 1.722 BTC [+]

23:36:57 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 40 @ 0.0615 = 2.46 BTC [+]

23:36:58 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 117 @ 0.003299 = 0.386 BTC [-]

23:37:58 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 12 @ 0.0615 = 0.738 BTC [+]

23:38:59 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 651 @ 0.003299 = 2.1476 BTC [-] {3}

23:41:59 benkay: well that was nice davout thank you

23:42:02 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 93 @ 0.003299 = 0.3068 BTC [-]

23:57:17 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 432 @ 0.00329927 = 1.4253 BTC [+] {3}

23:58:18 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 35 @ 0.0033 = 0.1155 BTC [+]