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00:03:38 pankkake: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=342791.0

00:03:39 ozbot: Are They All Scams?

00:08:44 deadweasel: love them titties PR

00:09:23 mike_c: whatever you are paying her to hang out in the den of retardation all day - it's not enough.

00:09:34 deadweasel: i'm sure it is,.

00:09:54 deadweasel: he should pay her more and have her hang out here too :P

00:10:01 jurov`: in some mpoe report her salary was disclosed

00:10:01 pankkake: French subforum is very depressing right now

00:10:13 pankkake: sooo many users that are just going to get burned

00:10:16 jurov`: 30BTC or so montly?

00:10:17 deadweasel: crikey, I don't wanna know, I'll be depressed either way

00:10:23 deadweasel: too late

00:10:23 mircea_popescu: jurov` in all of them. she's making more than a us senator atm.

00:10:30 jurov`: ^^^

00:10:53 deadweasel: lovely, every sataoshi well spent

00:10:57 mike_c: even a us senator doesn't have to put up with that level of stupidity

00:11:20 mircea_popescu: mike_c depends if he sleeps at home.

00:11:31 jurov`: lol

00:11:58 assbot: Last 3 lines bashed and pending review. (http://dpaste.com/1479454/plain/)

00:11:58 jurov`: !bash 3

00:13:52 mike_c: 12 btc a month. worth every satoshi.

00:15:16 pankkake: (translated) "if you buy bitcoins to speculate, you should know that 1 btc is divisible by 8 decimals, so it won't be worth much"

00:16:11 thestringpuller: hahahaha

00:17:39 jurov`: rofl

00:18:08 pankkake: many French noobs want to buy litecoin it seems (but they barely understand what is a bitcoin address)

00:18:27 pankkake: some full of spelling errors wanted to buy litecoins with paypal

00:18:37 pankkake: they also mispell it litcoin

00:18:50 pankkake: well, litecoin pump and dump incoming? you read it here first!

00:19:32 mircea_popescu: litcoin. so they wanna buy it cause they figure it gets girls ?

00:20:04 pankkake: I read a lot of books, I don't have a girl. doesn't work

00:21:43 Apocalyptic: that moment when you generate a new address and it starts with "1PHP"

00:22:03 pankkake: the moment you try to find out if you can remove an address? :)

00:23:18 Apocalyptic: heh

00:24:03 deadweasel: how long bitbet around now?

00:24:29 pankkake: with altcoins you can do funnier stuff. I have Penis, PENiS and ANUS

00:25:06 deadweasel: you have two cocks?1

00:25:17 mircea_popescu: deadweasel about a year.

00:25:19 deadweasel: Mp, put this man in a moving picture!

00:25:21 deadweasel: thx

00:25:27 pankkake: if only! I don't understand why we are not born that way

00:25:48 mircea_popescu: i wouldn't want two cox

00:26:18 pankkake: why do females have two holes? doesn't make sense

00:26:33 pankkake: perhaps god meant for us to be gay

00:26:56 jurov`: S.BBET says Listed on : January 5, 2013

00:26:56 jurov`: pankkake: how does that follow?

00:27:20 jurov`: some french logic?

00:28:01 mircea_popescu: females have three holes.

00:28:16 pankkake: well, I'll need a third very flexible cock

00:28:23 deadweasel: females have throat cancer from the hpv i game them, according this article...

00:28:27 pankkake: and/or be a tentacle monster

00:28:36 mircea_popescu: you can't give them hpv throat cancer

00:28:39 mircea_popescu: only they can give it to you

00:28:42 deadweasel: http://i.imgur.com/ZYxXM.gif

00:28:46 deadweasel: snackman

00:28:47 mircea_popescu: i read it in a douglas book

00:29:19 deadweasel: well shit, damn cunts

00:29:55 mircea_popescu: A woman screams because a mouse has run over her face. Bedbugs drop from the higher bunks onto the lower. Another woman screams because the little boy in the bunk above her has spilled the jam jar he uses as a chamber pot all over her. Somebody has whooping cough. Another little boy begs his mother not to beat him because in his sleep he wet the bunk he shares with her. She does and he squeals. A former night-club danc

00:29:56 mircea_popescu: er tells dirty stories about her ex-colleagues to the refined Orthodox language teacher, who does not know whether to block her ears or to laugh. A spoilt rich wife has hung her clothes on all available nails, leaving no room for anybody else. The passage ends with: "In 24 out of 24 hours there is never a minute's silence ...

00:30:01 mircea_popescu: this could be like... our motto.

00:30:38 deadweasel: does it fit in the top?

00:30:40 deadweasel: ic?

00:30:49 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.46100008 = 1.383 BTC [+] {2}

00:30:53 deadweasel: words broken... topic.

00:31:18 mircea_popescu: nah, it can be the secret motto noobs don't know about

00:31:33 deadweasel: :P

00:33:52 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 20 @ 0.45611 = 9.1222 BTC [-] {6}

00:42:00 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 2 @ 0.18705001 = 0.3741 BTC [+]

00:47:05 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 34 @ 0.0041 = 0.1394 BTC [-]

00:48:06 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 153 @ 0.00404031 = 0.6182 BTC [-] {2}

00:50:08 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 53 @ 0.0040211 = 0.2131 BTC [-]

00:54:12 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 1003 @ 0.00066 = 0.662 BTC [+]

00:58:10 pankkake: so the trick was that the address https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=343150.msg3678584#msg3678584 was's obama on AssMarket. but no one bothered to google it :/

01:10:41 mircea_popescu: what's assmarket ?

01:12:19 pankkake: assassination market

01:13:52 mircea_popescu: oh

01:14:02 pankkake: yeah, bad taste

01:14:49 thestringpuller: gpg assassination contracts

01:14:54 thestringpuller: fraudsters 2.0

01:14:56 thestringpuller: jk

01:14:57 asciilifeform: here's an idea: humiliation market. anyone who gets pie on the face of the victim wins the bounty.

01:15:07 asciilifeform: humane.

01:15:23 pankkake: I'm sure Noël Godin takes donation

01:15:37 asciilifeform: (other humiliations, such as the dummy grenade thrown at mr. bush, could also count.)

01:16:00 pankkake: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No%C3%ABl_Godin

01:16:17 pankkake: bill gates sued him but thankfully it didn't cost much

01:16:19 mircea_popescu: asciilifeform lol.

01:17:00 mircea_popescu: ftr, when i read humiliation i'm thinking more http://www.blog.public-shame.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/1_blonde_babe_tied_naked_from_lighting_pole_in_public_place.jpg.jpg than pie in face.

01:17:24 asciilifeform: the exact type of humiliation, naturally, must be specified in advance.

01:17:34 pankkake: oh, it's Public Disgrace. I thought public-shame would be another one

01:17:45 asciilifeform: ones that require the subject to be hog-tied in a garret will naturally cost more than a mere splat.

01:18:48 pankkake: pie in the face works really well. it made our fakeosopher Bernard-Henri Lévy MAD

01:19:57 pankkake: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F36OXrrO3Fc

01:20:09 thestringpuller: taser handshake

01:31:45 mircea_popescu: lol

01:32:50 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 10151 @ 0.00066 = 6.6997 BTC [+] {2}

01:32:51 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2400 @ 0.00077931 = 1.8703 BTC [+]

01:37:55 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 40 @ 0.450275 = 18.011 BTC [-] {3}

01:38:56 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.45000001 BTC [-]

01:45:02 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 26 @ 0.45 = 11.7 BTC [-] {2}

01:46:32 benkay: primes, primes primes

01:46:34 benkay: https://www.simonsfoundation.org/quanta/20131119-together-and-alone-closing-the-prime-gap/

01:49:57 pankkake: very interesting

01:52:09 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.45 = 2.25 BTC [-]

01:53:52 thestringpuller: prime numbers are awesome

01:53:58 thestringpuller: especially big ones

01:55:12 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 306 @ 0.00066 = 0.202 BTC [+]

01:58:21 pankkake: bigger numbers are always better

02:08:25 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 2727 @ 0.00066 = 1.7998 BTC [+]

02:12:29 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 26 @ 0.45 = 11.7 BTC [-]

02:17:34 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 10 @ 0.425 = 4.25 BTC [-]

02:22:32 thestringpuller: gribble down?

02:22:34 thestringpuller: ;;gribble

02:22:34 gribble: yes I am gribble. why do you keep bothering me?

02:27:06 pankkake: ;;gribble <3

02:27:06 gribble: yes I am gribble. why do you keep bothering me?

02:27:27 pankkake: ;;market sell 9000

02:27:29 gribble: A market order to sell 9000 bitcoins right now would net 6347963.2698 USD and would take the last price down to 632.2288 USD, resulting in an average price of 705.3293 USD/BTC. | Data vintage: 0.0016 seconds

02:27:29 assbot: 123!

02:27:59 pankkake: ;;bc,stats

02:28:02 gribble: Current Blocks: 271026 | Current Difficulty: 6.094826798883545E8 | Next Difficulty At Block: 272159 | Next Difficulty In: 1133 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 6 days, 13 hours, 10 minutes, and 45 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 680311409.016 | Estimated Percent Change: 11.62112

02:28:38 pankkake: only 11%?! this is getting interesting

02:28:54 pankkake: ;;prevdiffchange

02:28:58 gribble: 19.28894

02:31:48 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 400 @ 0.00066 = 0.264 BTC [+]

02:33:31 BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Those sound delicious. We find Morels around here in the spring. Delicious. We make a lot of shit out of corn here, but I've never seen corn oil. Rapeseed is moar common.

02:39:25 mike_c: pankkake: i was running the numbers on this yesterday, and it is super tempting for no.. http://bitbet.us/bet/519/btc-network-difficulty-to-top-1b-before-2014/

02:39:38 mike_c: but what happens next month when the nov. kncminers get fired up?

02:40:00 pankkake: I have the same dilema

02:40:10 thestringpuller: damn son

02:40:21 thestringpuller: get da hashes

02:40:57 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 25 @ 0.0042 = 0.105 BTC [-]

02:40:58 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 200 @ 0.00077974 = 0.1559 BTC [+]

02:41:23 pankkake: I used to bet on new bets with my previous winnings, but now I'm only 0.03 up :p

02:42:06 mike_c: heh. you could more than double with a successful no on this one.

02:42:37 BingoBoingo: And this is why last minute bet snipers suck.

02:43:06 mike_c: this is why? there's 5 weeks and a lot of uncertainty left.

02:43:45 pankkake: well any last No bet will get a lot of return still

02:43:50 pankkake: with certainly less "merit"

02:44:18 BingoBoingo: Well it is the snackman situation. If it wasn't for fuckers who try to sneak in the last minute... many bets would be better

02:44:37 pankkake: you can close the betting early

02:44:47 pankkake: but it woulnd't have that kind of volume

02:45:05 mike_c: he tried to sneak in with minutes left and no uncertainty. this is not comparable.

02:46:24 pankkake: perhaps you could make the weight go down faster and faster

02:47:32 BingoBoingo: What scares me are people like the snackman cocksucker who sneak in at the last minute with near certainty, but can actuallhy get their transactions confirmed.

02:48:07 pankkake: I've seen many… for things like a 0.006% return

02:48:50 BingoBoingo: Yeah, the last minute people don't care how poor their return is.

02:48:54 pankkake: anyway the easy solution, don't make the bet open for too long. resolution can be much later

02:49:27 BingoBoingo: pankkake, SOme things naturally resolve much earlier though.

02:49:30 pankkake: well even if you offered me a small return, there is still a risk. under a few percent I wouldn't bother trying

02:49:41 pankkake: that too

02:52:08 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 637 @ 0.00066 = 0.4204 BTC [+]

02:57:18 BingoBoingo: pankkake: The way I understand bitcoin any tiny returns are too expensive because of counterparty risk. If a person wants to gamble they fucking gamble. If they want tiny but sure returns those cock sucking motherfuckers can stay the fuck out of my gambling hole.

02:58:12 pankkake: yes, well, they can be dumb if they want to. but I consider it not worth the risk

02:59:42 BingoBoingo: pankkake, The thing is they can stupid still in too large of amounts. Maybe snackman was only 10BTC, but there are still old coins in the hands of the stupid. ]

03:00:15 thestringpuller: that's a scary thought

03:00:19 thestringpuller: the joker with 10000 btc

03:00:44 mike_c: that would cause quite a bump in s.bbet. dividends to the moon.

03:01:07 BingoBoingo: Right. If Snackman would have had his own wallet and sent 10,000 BTC with a 1BTC fee just to be timely.

03:03:11 thestringpuller: lolol

03:03:14 thestringpuller: that's so fucked

03:03:25 thestringpuller: that's like some Satoshi Dice shit right there

03:03:53 BingoBoingo: Actual snackman and bitbet's handling helps me keep the faith though

03:04:15 BingoBoingo: Now those last minute snipers have to worry about long blocks and shit

03:05:23 thestringpuller: https://twitter.com/ID_AA_Carmack/status/403983210880577536

03:05:24 thestringpuller: whoa

03:05:43 deadweasel: i know...

03:06:23 pankkake: :o

03:06:36 pankkake: oh because he works for Occulus now?

03:07:14 deadweasel: @ID_AA_Carmack actually, will you continue to GPL the stuff you'll do at Oculus, or....

03:07:57 deadweasel: tell me nao!

03:08:24 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 391 @ 0.0040301 = 1.5758 BTC [-] {2}

03:09:55 pankkake: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=240677.msg3681780#msg3681780

03:09:57 ozbot: Hire a troll

03:10:12 pankkake: shit, I think I missed my chance to sleep early again :/

03:12:40 kakobrekla: id agree, looking at the clock.

03:13:29 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.402 BTC [-]

03:14:07 BingoBoingo: pankkake, I do troll for less and wonder... How good could the troll have been if you aren't in prison. Come february you 0.2BTC/day might only be reasonable if the days counted are days in captivity.

03:14:32 thestringpuller: lololol

03:15:04 pankkake: I don't understand exactly

03:15:18 pankkake: you mean, I know I'm getting in prison, but I make someone pay me regardless?

03:17:27 pankkake: lowered the price

03:17:52 pankkake: it will go up if too much people pay (unless someone pays a year and then I'm screwed!)

03:24:40 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 60 @ 0.00402107 = 0.2413 BTC [-] {2}

03:25:41 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.402 = 0.804 BTC [-]

03:26:42 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 6 @ 0.402 = 2.412 BTC [-]

03:39:33 mike_c: wow, that's awesome about carmack. a better oculus will be cooler than doom ten.

03:48:03 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 85 @ 0.0040301 = 0.3426 BTC [+]

04:00:15 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 386 @ 0.00401445 = 1.5496 BTC [-] {3}

04:01:16 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 603 @ 0.00401104 = 2.4187 BTC [-] {2}

04:02:17 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 228 @ 0.004 = 0.912 BTC [-] {3}

04:05:20 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 7 @ 0.18028571 = 1.262 BTC [-] {4}

04:14:29 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 2 @ 0.18705001 = 0.3741 BTC [+]

04:19:34 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.395 = 1.185 BTC [-]

04:29:44 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 1126 @ 0.00066 = 0.7432 BTC [+]

04:35:50 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 1 @ 0.20399999 BTC [+]

04:36:51 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 2 @ 0.20399999 = 0.408 BTC [+] {2}

04:36:53 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 126 @ 0.0020849 = 0.2627 BTC [+]

04:37:52 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 2 @ 0.20399999 = 0.408 BTC [+] {2}

04:37:53 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 1000 @ 0.00066 = 0.66 BTC [+]

04:38:53 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 3 @ 0.20399999 = 0.612 BTC [+] {2}

04:41:56 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 14 @ 0.39232285 = 5.4925 BTC [-] {3}

04:55:02 bloctoc: market sell 194993

04:55:20 bloctoc: ;;market sell 194993

04:55:21 gribble: A market order to sell 194993 bitcoins right now would net 33844681.6132 USD and would take the last price down to 4.8860 USD, resulting in an average price of 173.5687 USD/BTC. | Data vintage: 178.1404 seconds

05:12:26 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 2 @ 0.20399999 = 0.408 BTC [+]

05:12:37 thestringpuller: ;;ticker

05:12:38 gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 824.01, Best ask: 830.00001, Bid-ask spread: 5.99001, Last trade: 830.0, 24 hour volume: 26857.41616767, 24 hour low: 682.3, 24 hour high: 831.66, 24 hour vwap: 762.84136

05:13:36 pankkake: I'm still not used to btc=500usd :| please stop

05:14:01 thestringpuller: ;;calc .1 * 800

05:14:02 gribble: 80

05:14:07 thestringpuller: ;;calc .3 * 800

05:14:08 gribble: 240

05:14:10 thestringpuller: ;;calc .5 * 800

05:14:10 gribble: 400

05:14:14 thestringpuller: lol

05:14:37 thestringpuller: pankkake: what do you think about havelock, since you are a canadian and all

05:15:07 pankkake: I'm French from France! not a dirty Québécois

05:15:32 thestringpuller: hahahahahaha

05:15:41 thestringpuller: I was joshing yo

05:15:47 pankkake: I use it. they do things reasonably well… not sure what else to say :)

05:17:39 thestringpuller: i'm hoping they don't disappear like the other two play exchanges

05:17:58 thestringpuller: given all this time I should have just kept my S.MPOE

05:18:29 pankkake: the Panama thing is obviously a shell corp, I'm not sure why people are debating that on the forums

05:18:36 pankkake: but it shows a willingness to stay

05:18:59 pankkake: it probably won't work forever, but I feel they'll always try to be a step ahead

05:19:03 thestringpuller: I feel like Cyprus has a lot of potential to host and exchange

05:19:08 thestringpuller: an*

05:20:05 pankkake: the only downside there is the EU

05:20:21 thestringpuller: yea

05:20:25 thestringpuller: maybe argentina?

05:20:30 pankkake: otherwise probably, and as the Neo guys say, it's easier to reach politicians

05:20:31 thestringpuller: if you don't get robbed or murdered

05:20:34 pankkake: :D

05:25:18 thestringpuller: is neeobee legit?

05:25:23 thestringpuller: neobee?

05:25:24 thestringpuller: *

05:26:33 pankkake: depends on what you mean by legit? they obviously exist and are doing what they say

05:36:46 thestringpuller: no dividends yet!

05:36:53 thestringpuller: I'll believe it when I see the cold hard coins

05:39:54 pankkake: oh, well I think there are high changes it won't work. or perhaps they will have to change things. I don't have high hopes but I'd like them to succeed

05:40:33 pankkake: so I consider my investment there closer to crowdfunding

05:40:49 pankkake: given that it's trading below IPO, you have all your time to invest…

05:47:00 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 287 @ 0.00066 = 0.1894 BTC [+]

05:48:01 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [COG] 49 @ 0.07498652 = 3.6743 BTC [+] {4}

05:56:09 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [COG] 25 @ 0.07676566 = 1.9191 BTC [+] {4}

06:08:21 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 887 @ 0.0020849 = 1.8493 BTC [+]

06:09:28 TomServo: ;;market sell 50

06:09:30 gribble: A market order to sell 50 bitcoins right now would net 41807.9588 USD and would take the last price down to 834.0000 USD, resulting in an average price of 836.1592 USD/BTC. | Data vintage: 0.0001 seconds

06:10:23 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 3727 @ 0.00012 = 0.4472 BTC [-]

06:24:18 mike_c: what the hell is bitcoinity doing?

06:24:21 mike_c: http://imgur.com/ISysmCV

06:24:21 ozbot: imgur: the simple image sharer

06:25:19 pankkake: they have those easter eggs for new highs or something

06:25:27 mike_c: it's not even ath

06:25:45 pankkake: ok it's real annoying

06:25:50 mike_c: incredibly

06:26:07 pankkake: your screenshot made by think "5400 USD already?!"

06:26:12 mike_c: heh

06:26:18 mike_c: i like watching the chinese

06:26:20 bloctoc: cluelessperson

06:26:35 thestringpuller: china arb yo

06:26:40 thestringpuller: get your forex accounts readddddy

06:26:45 thestringpuller: WE JUST GET READY!

06:27:15 pankkake: is it possible to own cny easily?

06:27:23 KRS-: if you live in the U.K. maybe

06:27:25 pankkake: I actually wanted to have some a few months ago

06:28:12 KRS-: you sure dont want to hold on to Yuan imo.

06:28:48 KRS-: with US interest rates likely heading north, you would want to be in USD here.

06:30:33 mike_c: ugh, it's just broken. it is just constantly flashing that kid. anybody got a different favorite ticker?

06:30:46 pankkake: you can probably adblock it

06:30:48 bloctoc_: zeroblock

06:31:04 mike_c: thanks

06:31:44 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 955 @ 0.00066 = 0.6303 BTC [+]

06:31:54 thestringpuller: KRS-: haven't interest rates been going up in the US since like 2010?

06:35:05 KRS-: yeah but they're headed up.

06:35:09 KRS-: bet that

06:41:39 thestringpuller: I would assume so based on QE-Infinity

06:42:39 thestringpuller: ;;calc 10000 * 15000000

06:42:39 gribble: 150000000000

06:51:03 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.3961 = 0.7922 BTC [+] {2}

06:52:04 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 955 @ 0.00066 = 0.6303 BTC [+] {2}

06:53:05 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 10 @ 0.39123 = 3.9123 BTC [-] {3}

06:55:07 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.39005 = 1.5602 BTC [-] {2}

07:33:45 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 5 @ 0.16005001 = 0.8003 BTC [-] {4}

07:38:50 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 497 @ 0.00066 = 0.328 BTC [+]

07:39:51 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 88 @ 0.002093 = 0.1842 BTC [+]

07:50:01 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 200 @ 0.002092 = 0.4184 BTC [-]

07:53:04 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.3752 BTC [-]

08:27:38 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 600 @ 0.00066 = 0.396 BTC [+]

08:37:48 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 100 @ 0.002093 = 0.2093 BTC [+]

08:47:58 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 50 @ 0.00370002 = 0.185 BTC [+]

09:26:57 pankkake: ;;bc,stats

09:27:00 gribble: Current Blocks: 271072 | Current Difficulty: 6.094826798883545E8 | Next Difficulty At Block: 272159 | Next Difficulty In: 1087 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 6 days, 7 hours, 40 minutes, and 27 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 680829759.697 | Estimated Percent Change: 11.70617

09:37:47 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 68 @ 0.0037 = 0.2516 BTC [-] {2}

09:38:48 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 35 @ 0.00368 = 0.1288 BTC [-]

09:42:52 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 8 @ 0.42449998 = 3.396 BTC [+] {3}

10:16:59 mircea_popescu: http://fraudsters.com/2013/the-gentlemen-prefer-coeds-club/

10:17:00 ozbot: The Gentlemen Prefer CoEds Club pe fraudsters - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.

10:17:08 mircea_popescu: pankkake this is what jurov` means :D

10:17:26 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17350 @ 0.00077978 = 13.5292 BTC [+] {2}

10:18:36 pankkake: did you just write that wall of text?

10:19:19 pankkake: I hope I made you RAGE with that vid

10:20:29 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.4293 BTC [+]

10:21:54 mircea_popescu: i didn't watch teh vid past some ill kept woman going "EVERY DAY!!!!" like she was trying to convince herself of something

10:21:59 mircea_popescu: but i liked the idea.

10:22:31 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 100 @ 0.00385981 = 0.386 BTC [+] {4}

10:22:33 mircea_popescu: and yeah i just wrote it, doesn't take me much more than ~20 mins/article or thereabouts.

10:22:35 pankkake: the "check your privilege everyday is enough"

10:22:49 pankkake: move the quote

10:23:01 mircea_popescu: hm ?

10:23:26 pankkake: the "check your privilege everyday" is enough

10:23:46 mircea_popescu: fresh lobster breakfast every day ?

10:25:06 pankkake: http://i1.wp.com/blogitude.com/uploads/2013/02/Lobsters.jpg

10:30:39 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.42939996 = 0.8588 BTC [+]

10:33:42 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 36 @ 0.0038989 = 0.1404 BTC [+] {2}

10:33:55 KRS-: smoke weed....erryday

10:58:07 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 757 @ 0.00066 = 0.4996 BTC [+]

11:02:10 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 50 @ 0.002093 = 0.1047 BTC [+]

11:04:12 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 2500 @ 0.00066 = 1.65 BTC [+]

11:07:07 mircea_popescu: lol

11:21:15 pascal257: [WTS] 3537 ADDICTION direct shares - Message me with your offer

11:43:51 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.43535 = 1.7414 BTC [+] {3}

11:46:54 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 16 @ 0.45 = 7.2 BTC [+]

11:46:55 pascal257: [WTS] 3537 ADDICTION direct shares - Message me with your offer

11:47:55 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.45 BTC [+]

11:48:56 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 141 @ 0.0039602 = 0.5584 BTC [+] {3}

11:57:04 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 1000 @ 0.00066 = 0.66 BTC [+]

12:06:13 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.45 BTC [+]

12:10:52 mircea_popescu: sooo, eulora has indoors now.

12:11:19 pankkake: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pronoia_%28psychology%29

12:11:19 ozbot: Pronoia (psychology) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

12:15:22 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 300 @ 0.00066 = 0.198 BTC [+]

12:16:33 pascal257: [WTS] 3537 ADDICTION direct shares - Message me with your offer

12:34:41 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 2 @ 0.16005001 = 0.3201 BTC [-] {2}

12:34:42 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 9 @ 0.0730005 = 0.657 BTC [-] {2}

12:43:07 pascal257: second HIF IPO round only 3 days?

12:43:55 pascal257: first day almost over and they sold a little over 1/3

12:44:05 pascal257: interesting

12:44:40 pankkake: I doubt the higher tranches will sell

12:45:05 pascal257: quite unlikely

12:46:03 pascal257: if they're lucky the last discounted one sells but why would anyone who has not bought yet, buy at "face value"?

12:47:54 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6200 @ 0.00077993 = 4.8356 BTC [+]

12:47:55 pankkake: yeah, pretty much. the reduced price is a marketing gimmick

12:48:11 pankkake: it's actually the real price

12:48:15 pankkake: oldest trick in the book!

12:48:41 Apocalyptic: pretty much

12:48:48 pascal257: so they'll obviously fail at their IPO unless they someone manipulate it

12:48:53 Apocalyptic: old car salesman trick

12:48:58 pankkake: should have done it on Black Friday!

12:49:10 pascal257: what's next? try again with a lower target?

12:49:19 pankkake: I think they already stated what would happen actually

12:49:48 pascal257: why are they even going public?

12:50:08 pascal257: if they're so profitable wouldn't it make more sence to keep the profits for themselves?

12:51:14 pankkake: they're only selling a little. so not much change in profits, but new capital to do stuff (what?)

12:51:33 pascal257: exaktly

12:51:46 pascal257: its not like they need money for R&D

12:54:35 pankkake: unless R&D means Roulette & Drugs

12:55:01 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 56 @ 0.00368 = 0.2061 BTC [-]

12:55:46 pascal257: maybe they want to buy that tower they were referring to in the thread

12:59:05 mircea_popescu: http://fraudsters.com/2013/bitcoin-as-replacement-for-the-electoral-system/

12:59:06 ozbot: Bitcoin as replacement for the electoral system pe fraudsters - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.

13:00:17 pankkake: perhaps I should run fraudsters TL;DR edition

13:00:33 pankkake: and I'd charge twice as much

13:01:33 mircea_popescu: go for it.

13:16:22 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 180 @ 0.00066 = 0.1188 BTC [+]

13:46:52 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 1476 @ 0.00010475 = 0.1546 BTC [-] {3}

13:47:40 pankkake: "He's just a running dog of the chauvinist male pigs that's all." some hardcore privilege checking action

13:48:54 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 1199 @ 0.00010097 = 0.1211 BTC [-] {3}

13:56:01 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8785 @ 0.00078032 = 6.8551 BTC [+] {2}

14:04:58 BigBitz: anyone in here have contact with goat ?

14:05:16 BigBitz: Other than on forums, of course... to verify the forum goat is reall him :)

14:06:12 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 124 @ 0.00399778 = 0.4957 BTC [+] {5}

14:07:41 pankkake: ooh that Hodor! bet would have been fun :(

14:07:55 pankkake: not mine, but I wonder who made it

14:08:13 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.46949999 = 1.4085 BTC [+]

14:18:23 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 8 @ 0.46999999 = 3.76 BTC [+] {2}

14:19:24 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4477 @ 0.0007794 = 3.4894 BTC [-] {2}

14:45:49 kleinessteak: h

14:51:56 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 2202 @ 0.00404058 = 8.8974 BTC [+] {9}

14:52:57 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 22 @ 0.47 = 10.34 BTC [+]

14:53:58 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 37 @ 0.0044 = 0.1628 BTC [+]

14:54:59 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 163 @ 0.00449156 = 0.7321 BTC [+] {5}

14:56:00 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.47 = 2.35 BTC [+]

15:04:08 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 196 @ 0.00404 = 0.7918 BTC [+] {3}

15:04:09 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 150 @ 0.002 = 0.3 BTC [+]

15:05:09 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 180 @ 0.00400001 = 0.72 BTC [-] {2}

15:11:15 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 9 @ 0.47 = 4.23 BTC [+]

15:13:17 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.47 BTC [+]

15:21:25 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 299 @ 0.00442929 = 1.3244 BTC [+] {3}

15:21:49 mod6: ;;ticker

15:21:50 gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 831.005, Best ask: 834.99999, Bid-ask spread: 3.99499, Last trade: 834.99999, 24 hour volume: 27334.44247041, 24 hour low: 750.0, 24 hour high: 889.99999, 24 hour vwap: 819.62287

15:22:56 mod6: ;;bc,stats

15:22:59 gribble: Current Blocks: 271111 | Current Difficulty: 6.094826798883545E8 | Next Difficulty At Block: 272159 | Next Difficulty In: 1048 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 6 days, 3 hours, 57 minutes, and 10 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 680489040.31 | Estimated Percent Change: 11.65027

15:28:32 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 6 @ 0.47496666 = 2.8498 BTC [+] {3}

15:30:34 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 18 @ 0.48194432 = 8.675 BTC [+] {4}

15:32:36 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 6 @ 0.47 = 2.82 BTC [-]

15:33:37 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 2623 @ 0.00012298 = 0.3226 BTC [+] {2}

15:34:38 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 135 @ 0.54107369 = 73.0449 BTC [+] {10}

15:34:39 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 25 @ 0.0045 = 0.1125 BTC [+]

15:37:42 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 121 @ 0.00474601 = 0.5743 BTC [+] {4}

15:40:44 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.548 BTC [+]

15:41:45 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.5499 BTC [+]

15:48:27 nubbins`: hi

15:51:55 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4250 @ 0.00077997 = 3.3149 BTC [+]

15:57:00 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 60 @ 0.00479672 = 0.2878 BTC [+] {3}

16:19:22 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 1000 @ 0.00066 = 0.66 BTC [+]

16:20:21 nubbins`: ^ a bit more lethargic this round

16:23:27 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 500 @ 0.00066 = 0.33 BTC [+]

16:24:27 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 900 @ 0.00066 = 0.594 BTC [+] {3}

16:25:28 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.53 BTC [-]

16:25:29 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 107 @ 0.00425 = 0.4548 BTC [+]

16:26:29 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MG] 10000 @ 0.00011 = 1.1 BTC [-]

16:54:57 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 184 @ 0.00469986 = 0.8648 BTC [+] {5}

16:55:42 mircea_popescu: http://thecommonsenseshow.com/siteupload/2013/11/school-lunch-fine-10.jpg

16:55:45 mircea_popescu: lol canada.

16:56:59 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 31 @ 0.00479979 = 0.1488 BTC [+] {2}

16:58:00 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 108 @ 0.00479998 = 0.5184 BTC [+] {4}

16:59:10 mod6: wth lol

16:59:42 mod6: "missing food group?" "Fine the sonsofbitches!"

17:01:00 mircea_popescu: it's like... i'ma fine the center $150 because i don't approve of their off-comic sans font.

17:01:08 mircea_popescu: according to licensing guidelines i have to do this, sorry.

17:01:11 mod6: haha

17:01:13 mircea_popescu: check or blowjobs ?

17:02:04 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.54595 BTC [+]

17:02:28 mircea_popescu: http://www.forbes.com/sites/realspin/2013/11/19/obamas-disdain-for-the-constitution-means-we-risk-losing-our-republic/

17:02:29 ozbot: Obama's Disdain For The Constitution Means We Risk Losing Our Republic - Forbes

17:02:36 mircea_popescu: look at forbes go lol

17:04:08 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 97 @ 0.00427 = 0.4142 BTC [-]

17:04:24 mircea_popescu: and for that matter, "A Republican Party That Can't Win Vs. A Democratic Party That Can't Govern"

17:04:27 mircea_popescu: quite fucking apt.

17:04:56 nubbins`: mircea_popescu: the true lel is that the school thinks Ritz crackers are a "grain item"

17:05:07 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 981 @ 0.002089 = 2.0493 BTC [+]

17:05:13 deadweasel: omg

17:07:09 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 3 @ 0.22699435 = 0.681 BTC [+] {2}

17:07:13 nubbins`: "your child didn't have a grain item so we charged you $10 and fed them a couple of salty, buttery snack crackers"

17:07:57 mircea_popescu: "If the President persists in rejecting all authority other than his own, the denouement would depend on the side taken by the Armed Forces. Whatever side that was, our national self-esteem would be unlikely to recover from the blow of finding that we are living in a banana republic."

17:08:00 mircea_popescu: i love the "if"

17:08:08 mircea_popescu: baby, you've been living in a banana republic for at least a decade.

17:08:10 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 25 @ 0.04557994 = 1.1395 BTC [-]

17:09:13 asciilifeform: 'orlov's stage 3. political collapse.'

17:09:19 deadweasel: 15 years nao

17:09:29 mircea_popescu: deadweasel i count with the patriot, personally.

17:11:01 deadweasel: the patriot?

17:11:40 nubbins`: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/68/Patriot_promo_poster.jpg

17:12:18 deadweasel: i don't think he can count...

17:12:48 nubbins`: that's why he has to do it with someone else

17:13:01 deadweasel: ah, mp doing some service work. good on ya.

17:13:12 mircea_popescu: deadweasel the patriot act, 2001

17:13:15 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 7 @ 0.22699436 = 1.589 BTC [+]

17:13:52 deadweasel: the godforsaken patriot act... how they were able to keep it going is amazing....

17:13:52 assbot: AMAZING COMPANY!

17:14:07 mircea_popescu: myeah.

17:14:38 deadweasel: well, it surprised me. i thought our reps had some backbone left.

17:14:39 deadweasel: they don't

17:16:31 mircea_popescu: i tell you tho, i know of no country that is quite as entertaining.

17:16:42 mircea_popescu: the us is doing a lot to keep me amused.

17:16:54 mod6: when laws are arbitrarily enforced, there is no rule of law.

17:17:18 mod6: such selective enforcement is tyranny

17:17:31 mircea_popescu: that was a racist thjing to say.

17:17:41 mircea_popescu: and i think also sexually harassing.

17:17:46 mod6: "But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security."

17:19:06 mircea_popescu: that's a point.

17:19:23 mircea_popescu: forbes has an excellent point : it fully depends on which side the army falls on.

17:19:41 mircea_popescu: so yeah, even if rescued, it'll still be a banana republic.

17:20:28 thestringpuller: mod6 you free for a minute I"ve been meaning to ask you about bitotter

17:20:46 mod6: sure, pm if you wish

17:28:30 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 1000 @ 0.0001249 = 0.1249 BTC [+]

17:40:42 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 3139 @ 0.0001248 = 0.3917 BTC [-]

17:43:20 mircea_popescu: http://fraudsters.com/2013/bitcoin-prices-bitcoin-inflexibility/

17:43:21 ozbot: Bitcoin prices, Bitcoin inflexibility pe fraudsters - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.

17:43:28 mircea_popescu: the quote is, Seems likely at $32 people will worry that higher might be ?just a bubble?

17:43:32 mircea_popescu: this happened. this year.

17:43:38 mircea_popescu: i wouldn't believe it if i hadn't lived it.

17:46:23 mircea_popescu: "This impasse has a few possible solutions.

17:46:23 mircea_popescu: One of them is that consumers yield and submit, Bitcoin goes to somewhere in the thousand dollars per range and there?s a rush to move society away from the dysfunctional standard. Banks start taking Bitcoin deposits, Bitcoin hedge funds pop up everywhere, the FED chairman, ECB chairman and everyone else come to Timisoara whenever they want to make a move to obtain my blessing and so forth."

17:46:28 mircea_popescu: ha!

17:52:54 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [COG] 9 @ 0.09999999 = 0.9 BTC [+] {2}

17:53:55 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [COG] 2 @ 0.09999999 = 0.2 BTC [+]

17:53:56 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 50 @ 0.00469999 = 0.235 BTC [-] {2}

17:55:01 jurov`: mircea hope you are aware how this sounds

17:55:36 mircea_popescu: hmm... chauvy ?

17:57:46 jurov`: heh something like that

17:59:00 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 40 @ 0.00469999 = 0.188 BTC [-]

17:59:15 mircea_popescu: ya well.

18:04:05 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 105 @ 0.0047 = 0.4935 BTC [+]

18:05:06 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 45 @ 0.0047 = 0.2115 BTC [+]

18:11:45 nubbins`: http://www.flickr.com/photos/drbarclay/11003771625/

18:11:46 ozbot: Does anyone understand this? | Flickr - Photo Sharing

18:11:59 nubbins`: brutal

18:12:32 nubbins`: i mean, aside from the fact that john mellencamp and meg ryan are inexplicably christening a city park here

18:13:09 mircea_popescu: wow theyre old

18:13:22 nubbins`: how the fuck do you get something like that sentence to print without anyone pointing out the many obvious mistakes in kerning, spelling, hyphen use, and spacing?

18:13:32 nubbins`: " Thank-you St John's."

18:13:40 nubbins`: three mistakes in the first sentence, and it's only four fucking words

18:14:14 nubbins`: ah, the Garden of M emories

18:14:53 nubbins`: it's like they deliberately chose a broken font where the lower-case e is off center

18:15:27 nubbins`: oh and the overlap on the left side of the quote too

18:15:37 nubbins`: i have to stop looking

18:17:03 mircea_popescu: <nubbins`> three mistakes in the first sentence, and it's only four fucking words << you fucking naxi.

18:18:13 nubbins`: inorite?

18:18:22 nubbins`: designer was obv a snowflake

18:21:50 nubbins`: http://www.thetelegram.com/News/Local/2013-11-23/article-3498958/Castle-owner-feeling-cramped/1

18:21:51 ozbot: Castle owner feeling cramped - Local - The Telegram

18:27:29 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 1 @ 0.22698892 BTC [-]

18:29:30 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12350 @ 0.00078346 = 9.6757 BTC [+] {2}

18:36:37 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.53 BTC [-]

18:38:39 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 200 @ 0.00209 = 0.418 BTC [+] {2}

18:51:52 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 1000 @ 0.00209374 = 2.0937 BTC [+] {2}

18:51:53 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5550 @ 0.00078401 = 4.3513 BTC [+]

18:57:58 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 64 @ 0.0020938 = 0.134 BTC [+]

19:12:12 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.481 BTC [-]

19:25:07 tulak_: mircea_popescu: I've been browsing your blog and I found something to be quoted: "...This will be maintained and frequently linked as a permanent reminder to people of the cause of their own relative lack of success : it is their lack of discipline and their laziness that keeps them small and insignificant. It certainly is not lack of opportunity that keeps them small and insignificant." Thank you so much for that!

19:25:30 mircea_popescu: lol yw

19:26:04 mircea_popescu: iirc that was like 10 btc prize or somesuch

19:26:14 tulak_: There is alot of wisdom scattered on your blog

19:26:25 tulak_: I've got this strange urge to become your pupil

19:26:36 tulak_: Together we can shake the balance of the world

19:27:00 mircea_popescu: you gotta be a girl, and into anal.

19:27:02 tulak_: but I am lazy and insignificant

19:27:19 tulak_: every girl is into anal, secretly

19:27:24 mircea_popescu: ikr?

19:28:52 tulak_: just waiting for my trip to end

19:29:28 nubbins`: heh

19:29:36 nubbins`: i submitted like 3 splash screen designs to that

19:29:45 Apocalyptic: tulak_, you're right for the quote, memorable

19:30:06 tulak_: Fits me so well

19:30:24 nubbins`: TBF i was mostly taking the piss out of it at that point :(

19:30:30 tulak_: my lack of discipline will lead to my death eventually

19:31:35 nubbins`: well if that doesn't, something else will

19:32:15 tulak_: lets hope not

19:32:25 tulak_: with the help of this channel, I will try to fix myself

19:33:02 nubbins`: oh god

19:33:30 nubbins`: http://www.phrases.org.uk/images/abandon-all-hope-ye-who-enter-here.jpg

19:33:32 nubbins`: that's you in the white

19:33:45 tulak_: is that sodom and gomorra

19:34:24 tulak_: abandon all hope

19:34:24 tulak_: right

19:40:40 tulak_: meh

19:40:57 tulak_: why do developers hate other languages and put their favorite language on a fuckin shelf

19:41:06 nubbins`: because the hardest thing to do is change

19:41:18 nubbins`: and because some languages are literally pieces of shit

19:44:16 mircea_popescu: why do people hate french

19:44:46 tulak_: nubbins`: do you refer to php? :D

19:48:43 nubbins`: mircea_popescu: je ne sais pas

19:49:33 nubbins`: parce-que c'est une langue avec trop de particularites? :(

19:49:49 nubbins`: altho as a native english speaker, that's a pretty cheeky response

19:50:33 tulak_: ah, parle francais maintenant

19:52:52 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2311 @ 0.00078276 = 1.809 BTC [-]

19:58:11 nubbins`: i also generally dislike languages with gendered nouns, although there are exceptions to this

19:58:30 nubbins`: french is just a perfect storm of gendered nouns and "take a guess!" pronunciation

19:59:13 tulak_: well I was referring to programming languages

19:59:18 tulak_: but french is just well

19:59:23 tulak_: accents n stuff

19:59:59 mircea_popescu: nubbins` you kidding, all languages worth speaking use declension

20:00:10 mircea_popescu: it's teh way of teh latin

20:00:22 nubbins`: yeah, because it matters if the book is a boy or a girl

20:01:30 mircea_popescu: it does!

20:01:31 nubbins`: anyway it's just the gendering of nouns that gets me

20:01:35 nubbins`: otherwise declension is great

20:01:36 mircea_popescu: for instance cock is feminine!

20:01:42 nubbins`: korean, you hardly need to even order your words

20:01:55 nubbins`: you can just say them all in whatever order you want

20:02:02 nubbins`: in practice, people don't, because thats retarded

20:02:12 nubbins`: but it's all suffixes

20:02:58 nubbins`: but korean is an even more fringe case than french

20:03:13 nubbins`: 3 modes of speech

20:03:28 nubbins`: many words change based on whether the speaker (not the subject or object) is male or female

20:03:29 nubbins`: etc

20:04:42 tulak_: this might sound off

20:04:58 tulak_: well. forget about it

20:05:18 jurov`: nubbins`: the last thing is the case in czech, slovak, russian, etc.

20:06:04 tulak_: I was being a retard with bitbet

20:06:19 tulak_: now I lost 0.009 btc, better open up a thread on bitcointalk and start bitching

20:06:20 nubbins`: bummer

20:06:54 nubbins`: jurov, russian doesn't use articles either iirc

20:06:54 mircea_popescu: jurov` yep, can't say "i've been raped" until you specify whether you were married, how tall you were, if it was cold outside and so on

20:07:06 mircea_popescu: very practical languages, these slavic things :D

20:07:17 nubbins`: how tall you were at the time of the incident!

20:07:29 nubbins`: korean writing system is top-notch tho

20:07:57 nubbins`: as far as romance languages go, spanish (as spoken in this hemisphere) is pretty good

20:08:02 nubbins`: predictable pronunciation

20:08:19 nubbins`: take the french word "ennuyeux". what a fucking train wreck

20:08:38 tulak_: ORDINATEUR

20:08:57 tulak_: i cannot say ordinateur without making a face like a follower of dschinghis khan

20:09:42 mircea_popescu: nubbins` what's the problem with ennuyeux ?

20:09:55 mircea_popescu: replace the i in ennui with yeux and you're done

20:10:14 nubbins`: it looks and sounds like two different piles of shit is the problem

20:10:17 nubbins`: yeux is no better

20:10:22 nubbins`: hereux

20:10:24 nubbins`: most of the x ones

20:10:34 mircea_popescu: yeux is it's own thing.

20:10:42 mircea_popescu: not related to the rest of euxes.

20:10:46 nubbins`: creme glacee des yeux!

20:11:24 nubbins`: ^ the day i heard this was the day i realized puns don't translate

20:12:02 mircea_popescu: well it's eye icecream

20:12:08 nubbins`: eyes cream!

20:12:20 mircea_popescu: mno, glacee makes it be icecream

20:12:33 nubbins`: http://electrozombies.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/eyes_cream.jpg

20:12:44 nubbins`: well that's because puns don't translate

20:12:49 nubbins`: and while "eyes cream" is punny

20:12:54 nubbins`: "ice cream of eyes" is certainly not

20:13:18 nubbins`: http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/249/5/2/eyes_cream_by_cuboidal-d5du6d1.png

20:13:29 nubbins`: (seriously, eyes cream is like a halloween staple for english kids)

20:15:56 nubbins`: anyway, i'm glad i know some french. not because of its inherent beauty or anything, but because it's a useful skill

20:18:47 jurov`: so much for fixing themselves.

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20:24:53 KRS-: What the hell does this have to do with aerobics? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRerwXWTRjM

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20:30:31 nubbins`: hahahahha

20:36:26 nubbins`: if you ever want to tell someone how many men you were robbed by, that video is a great start

20:36:40 KRS-: I was wobbed by two men.

20:47:41 tulak_: For I have returned

20:48:00 tulak_: A proper Sith has to build him a power structure. But where shall I begin?

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20:50:46 tulak_: Sir mircea_popescu, are you still available for counseling?

20:51:02 mircea_popescu: say wut ?

20:52:32 tulak_: dude

20:52:40 tulak_: I come here because MPOE-PR said you can learn stuff in here

20:52:45 tulak_: in contrast to bitcointalk

20:52:51 tulak_: where u learn nix

20:53:35 mircea_popescu: so learn.

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20:56:21 jurov`: this isn't school where wisdom is imparted from above

20:56:59 jurov`: either lurk moar or try seriously figuring out what to do with your life and discuss

20:57:58 jurov`: but take into account life is a mess and have fun

20:58:14 KRS-: tulak you can try the logs too in order to catch up

21:01:14 tulak_: jurov`: discuss my life in this very chat?

21:01:35 jurov`: no, your projects suffice :)

21:01:58 deadweasel: yes, oversharing is my job.

21:02:07 tulak_: That's the sad aprt.

21:02:09 tulak_: part*

21:02:20 tulak_: I lack any real projects, thats why I ran headfirst into java again

21:03:06 tulak_: I want to become proficient with coding

21:03:13 deadweasel: contribute to a project?

21:03:48 jurov`: i started by adopting an opensource project..after you learn some coding find some small project you like

21:03:55 tulak_: doing this for a start: https://netbeans.org/kb/docs/javaee/ecommerce/intro.html

21:06:07 jurov`: you may consider http://landoflisp.com/, too. i found it only recently but it's delightful

21:06:31 jurov`: and all languages share similar primitives like lisp

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21:08:57 jurov`: i don't mean to detract you from java, you can try both ;)

21:09:08 jurov`: *should

21:09:33 tulak_: I'm happy for any advice

21:09:51 tulak_: I have a c++, java, php background, but did most of my stuff in php. a thing I regret now

21:10:05 tulak_: well you can't really call it a background ,because of my lack of discipline

21:10:50 tulak_: & never finished something big

21:10:50 gribble: Error: "never" is not a valid command.

21:10:59 jurov`: no need to bash yourself, 10 years ago i did not have a discipline even for proper fkn hacking

21:11:17 jurov`: so got an admin job, they sat me right next to toilet

21:11:22 jurov`: :D

21:11:37 jurov`: and over years, i kinda learned

21:11:43 tulak_: i'm at university

21:11:59 tulak_: so I have plenty of time to dive into languages

21:12:05 tulak_: and yet I play computergames most of the time ^^

21:13:38 jurov`: so what. linus did that too

21:13:55 jurov`: then he took on improving his terminal emulator

21:14:25 jurov`: and here we are, glorified terminal emulator running all the stuff

21:14:46 tulak_: i'

21:14:52 tulak_: i'm not looking for excuses

21:15:01 tulak_: I just want to be useful and earn money (someday)

21:15:27 jurov`: so, next time something bugs you sink your teeth in and fix it. that's all.

21:16:10 jurov`: fixing things gets addictive

21:18:09 KRS-: merge that fun with money and bam

21:18:25 KRS-: what a sweet combo

21:18:45 tulak_: well I'm stuck in a loophole

21:18:57 KRS-: why

21:19:46 tulak_: read about a good programming language, try it out. read about someone bashing said language, try a new language, do basic stuff, read about another language try that out. so far i have tried, ruby, php, scala, javascript, java, c++. i keep on switching, cannot settle down with one lol

21:20:14 deadweasel: you needs a project before you need a language?

21:20:37 tulak_: true

21:20:53 deadweasel: if the project doesn't drive you, the language won't

21:21:00 jurov`: yes, do the fixing then, not easy to switch

21:21:22 deadweasel: fix my nix

21:21:27 jurov`: although, people do try rewrite stuff all the time... but eventually they learn

21:21:29 deadweasel: they are paying for bugfixes now aren't they?

21:22:10 jurov`: who?

21:22:49 deadweasel: https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=6&cad=rja&ved=0CEwQFjAF&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tomshardware.com%2Fnews%2Fgoogle-bug-bounty-security-chrome%2C14686.html&ei=lhyRUtfHIs3rkAePpoCgBw&usg=AFQjCNGH-g53p5GJoBgbIhKvS9TSZRMNhw&sig2=Ya7z8GnnvzdkqWjdyq0vBg&bvm=bv.56988011,d.eW0

21:23:41 jurov`: srsly, sending noob programmer to fix bugs in chrome?

21:23:58 deadweasel: http://www.forbes.com/sites/andygreenberg/2013/06/19/microsoft-finally-offers-to-pay-hackers-for-security-bugs-with-100000-bounty/

21:23:58 ozbot: Microsoft Finally Offers To Pay Hackers For Security Bugs With $100,000 Bounty - Forbes

21:24:03 deadweasel: start easy

21:24:31 tulak_: I will gnaw through this java ee tutorial first i guess

21:24:35 tulak_: I want to do webstuff after all

21:26:45 tulak_: man im confused

21:27:37 jurov`: i'd recommend something simpler (such as that lisp i mentioned above), j2ee is mishmash of technologies, not easy to comprehend

21:30:47 KRS-: you cant go wrong with c dude..

21:31:04 KRS-: should be a great foundation

21:31:49 tulak_: but c is only console stuff :/

21:31:50 tulak_: well to me it is

21:32:05 tulak_: never done more than console stuff :( calculate loans etc :D

21:33:34 jurov`: and this is a problem?

21:34:10 tulak_: you are right

21:34:16 tulak_: there is no problem with that

21:34:46 tulak_: http://c.learncodethehardway.org/book/

21:34:47 ozbot: Learn C The Hard Way

21:35:42 tulak_: I'm just awfully confused what I want to do with coding in the future

21:35:47 tulak_: i was limited to webdesign until now

21:38:43 tulak_: and I think that is part of my problem now

21:38:45 jurov`: what kind of webdesign? actually doing layout in CSS?

21:40:39 tulak_: more backend stuff

21:40:52 tulak_: but I'm a shithole and securing my webapplications

21:40:57 tulak_: at*

21:41:12 tulak_: im browsing c++ repositories on github right now

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22:04:36 tulak_: jurov`: thanks for your support until now

22:04:50 tulak_: jurov`: i think I will do basic stuff in c and look for a project to contribute to

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22:14:02 pankkake: so what can I do for the "BFL will ship before ActiveMining" bet? make it last longer? I agree that the draw result would be boring, but defaulting to Yes or No is worse

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23:07:18 tulak_: well

23:07:21 tulak_: channel not so active much

23:07:36 KRS-: then you should go read the logs if you want to learn more- just a tip

23:07:53 KRS-: ppls appreciate when you do your homework when it comes time for a question-

23:07:55 tulak_: i'm frequently browsing the logs

23:07:56 pankkake: and you can google search the logs

23:08:04 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 1500 @ 0.00066 = 0.99 BTC [+]

23:08:05 pankkake: chatting is fun, though

23:08:07 KRS-: yeh

23:08:14 tulak_: reading pankkake on bitcointalk is fun

23:08:17 KRS-: <- blasting public enemy 'harder than you think'

23:08:24 pankkake: hehe

23:08:54 tulak_: im serious

23:08:57 pankkake: FYI it's the start of the night in europe, though weird sleep schedules seem popular

23:09:22 tulak_: im in europe

23:09:31 tulak_: do you suggest I go to bed

23:09:42 pankkake: nice, you're part of the best

23:09:59 pankkake: not really

23:10:02 tulak_: my country's history is dragging me down

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23:10:09 KRS-: how's that

23:13:17 tulak_: pankkake said im part of the best

23:13:24 tulak_: but 99% of the world tells me im a nazi :o

23:15:09 pankkake: german?

23:15:16 jurov`: austrian?

23:15:20 pankkake: hehe

23:15:22 tulak_: exactly

23:15:33 tulak_: he wasnt even german to start with :d

23:15:36 pankkake: austrians are better. they have economics

23:15:43 tulak_: and hills

23:15:58 tulak_: jurov`: I ditched java ee

23:16:00 pankkake: I wish I learned german instead of spanish

23:16:09 pankkake: and I forgot everything about spanish anyway

23:17:19 jurov`: tulak_: most of the world thinks shit about eastern europeans, too

23:17:43 tulak_: jurov`: I got alot of eastern european relatives, so thats a no for me

23:17:44 jurov`: such as, whole southern america thinks we literally stink

23:17:57 jurov`: :D

23:18:59 jurov`: maybe we do, dunno

23:19:06 jurov`: not giving a fuck

23:19:08 pankkake: I don't know why there is a stereotype about French smelling bad

23:19:53 jurov`: not shaved armpits = stink

23:20:04 pankkake: lol we have that about germans

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23:20:17 pankkake: I never met a girl that wasn't shaving

23:21:01 pankkake: but really the smelly people I encounter are mostly tourists and the homeless

23:21:16 nubbins`: homeless / crazy people are great

23:21:19 nubbins`: always something to say

23:21:35 pankkake: yeah. I missed one homeless woman I used to walk by every day

23:21:56 pankkake: she awesome conspiracy theories

23:21:58 pankkake: had

23:22:03 tulak_: I need a IRC client

23:22:10 tulak_: tired of chatting on a webchat :o

23:22:19 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 10 @ 0.0351 = 0.351 BTC [-]

23:22:35 pankkake: I don't even know what's good these days (well I use irssi but you might not want to start with that)

23:22:39 pankkake: X-Chat? still a thing?

23:22:56 nubbins`: shrug

23:23:06 nubbins`: i use colloquy

23:23:10 pankkake: nowadays the people I encounter talking to themselves are iPhone owners

23:23:26 nubbins`: but that was more a google.ca / "osx irc" / "i'm feeling lucky" kind of decision

23:23:39 pankkake: I remember the name. but yeah, for mac, bleh

23:23:49 nubbins`: not a particularly great client

23:24:02 nubbins`: i suppose if you wanted to be difficult you could find a command-line client

23:24:20 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 155 @ 0.00066 = 0.1023 BTC [+] {2}

23:24:41 pankkake: besides X-Chat I've seen people use http://quassel-irc.org/

23:25:01 jurov`: i settled at Konversation.. but then i got to cooperate with people who want me to use otr

23:25:19 tulak_: im windows btw

23:25:21 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 73 @ 0.002092 = 0.1527 BTC [-]

23:25:31 jurov`: so i'm out ion search for other client that doesn't suck :(

23:25:47 nubbins`: tulak, bummer

23:25:58 tulak_: i know

23:26:13 jurov`: windows xchat works decently enough

23:26:51 pankkake: well irssi supports OTR, but it might not be what you're looking for

23:27:18 jurov`: i hate the guts of it

23:27:33 pankkake: :D

23:27:43 pankkake: weechat has a more modern feel and better defaults

23:27:55 jurov`: whole thing drove me to this: https://github.com/rufoa/znc-otr/issues/1

23:28:10 jurov`: ^ if anyone knows about otr and want some coin

23:28:22 pankkake: it would actually be a good idea to implement it on that side

23:29:11 tulak_: oh great

23:29:24 Tulak-: and no

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23:29:27 Tulak-: w

23:30:38 nubbins`: black cardstock is difficult to find

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