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00:00:50 mircea_popescu: unrelatedly, i tried to re-read dostoyevsky for my sins.

00:01:06 mircea_popescu: oh-my-fucking-god is this guy boring&stupid.

00:01:19 *: asciilifeform had same reaction as a young man

00:01:24 mircea_popescu: that fucking letter to the bum from his IDIOTIC mother about how that slut of a sister of his lied to everyone and wouldn't fuck

00:01:29 mircea_popescu: jesus christ i threw it away.

00:01:41 mircea_popescu: how did this shit pass for literature again, it has all the drawbacks of cancerous womanhood.

00:02:05 asciilifeform: literature of decaying cultures is a matter for pro archaeologists

00:02:10 mircea_popescu: nothing but nagging and an insistence of posing the likes of which isn't yet encountered on instagram!

00:02:11 asciilifeform: who go in for that kind of thing.

00:02:35 mircea_popescu: i'm supposed to admire how dounia "Can endure" ? fuck her stupid head ?

00:02:37 mircea_popescu: jesus.

00:03:12 cazalla: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=25-09-2015#1285972 <<< any idea if he actually was an informant?

00:03:12 assbot: Logged on 25-09-2015 23:42:07; mircea_popescu: what, the bulger crime family never happened, right ?

00:03:13 asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=25-09-2015#1285778 << if we're doing crackpot evil inventions, i much prefer the 'drm chair'

00:03:13 assbot: Logged on 25-09-2015 21:50:04; assbot: Logged on 25-09-2015 14:51:18; pete_dushenski: "Camera Restricta is a speculative design of a new kind of camera. It locates itself via GPS and searches online for photos that have been geotagged nearby. If the camera decides that too many photos have been taken at your location, it retracts the shutter and blocks the viewfinder. You can't take any more pictures here." << notbad for an 'artist' (philipp schm

00:03:39 mircea_popescu: cazalla prolly was, in the sense of "i'll tell you about the italians so you can tell your boss im an informant and then tell me when they wanna hit my org."

00:03:40 asciilifeform: http://www.creativeapplications.net/objects/drm-chair-chair-that-self-destructs-after-8-uses << not this one. although it, too

00:03:43 assbot: DRM Chair - Chair that self-destructs after 8 uses ... ( http://bit.ly/1Wo8vBa )

00:04:03 mircea_popescu: why 8 ?

00:04:19 mircea_popescu: and how come they're not working to make a woman that self-destructs after fucking.

00:04:26 mircea_popescu: prolly make violent rape go away.

00:04:36 asciilifeform: http://wearcam.org/seatsale << THIS one.

00:04:37 assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1Wo8GfL )

00:05:39 punkman: http://wiki.xxiivv.com/img/diary/306.jpg

00:05:43 assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1Wo8Ofi )

00:05:56 asciilifeform: incidentally all this was, afaik, ~before~ self-destructing printer cartridges and other mundane implementations of this crud became common

00:06:10 mircea_popescu: let me guess punkman, thats a graph of bitcoind

00:06:31 punkman: possibly

00:07:14 punkman: cute website there too

00:09:23 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 38350 @ 0.00074053 = 28.3993 BTC [+] {4}

00:09:49 asciilifeform: the 'enforced obsolescence' thing is sop even in something as boring as yard tools. not long ago, i bought an electric grass-cutter thing. works great, but battery holds a charge for perhaps 10 min! vendor used to sell the 36v battery pack for ~200 usd. extortionate, in there are 3 12v lead acid cells. which are 50mm wide, precisely, and no replacement sold anywhere in the world fits in the container! they, turns out, contract

00:09:49 asciilifeform: ed with chinese SPECIFICALLY to make this.

00:10:02 asciilifeform: perhaps BingoBoingo has encountered such items, in his work.

00:10:46 asciilifeform: i went today to a specialist who deals in rare batteries, and he just gave me a pitying look.

00:11:19 mircea_popescu: https://cinetext.wordpress.com/category/soviet-film/page/2/ << if anyone's truly bored, curious about the topic of cinema and doesn't read russian.

00:11:21 assbot: Soviet Film « Early & Silent Film ... ( http://bit.ly/1Wo9D7U )

00:11:29 mircea_popescu: guy's broadly inept but decently documented.

00:12:07 mircea_popescu: asciilifeform when i bought a grass cutter i bought one with plug. fuck me if im going to buy any battery anything.

00:12:37 asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: cord is a bitch on this hilly terrain. tends to get run over.

00:13:00 asciilifeform: and the thing was cheap, lunch money. let go for pennies by the last fella who tried to get the battery.

00:13:03 mircea_popescu: i just cut in lines away from the house. cord was at no point past wherer i cut.

00:13:55 mircea_popescu: but i guess you'll have to hitch a car battery to it.

00:14:00 asciilifeform: 3 of them.

00:14:03 asciilifeform: 36v motor.

00:14:06 mircea_popescu: oh.

00:14:08 mircea_popescu: get a rack ?

00:14:15 asciilifeform: l0l

00:14:17 mircea_popescu: :D

00:14:49 asciilifeform: gotta appreciate the pure genius of the chumpatronics here

00:14:59 asciilifeform: a lead-acid cell is good for perhaps 10-20 'deep' cycles

00:15:03 mircea_popescu: i somehow doubt a 36 v motor is actually in there. what, this thing weighs 60 lbs ?

00:15:08 asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: it does.

00:15:12 mircea_popescu: best cut off the 36 to 12v transformer

00:15:12 mircea_popescu: oh

00:15:30 asciilifeform: it indeed has dc 36v windings.

00:15:35 mircea_popescu: nuts.

00:15:42 mircea_popescu: so it's more like a motorized woodchipper ?

00:15:49 asciilifeform: nearly.

00:16:10 asciilifeform: theoretically very spiffy for folks like me who despise this chore.

00:16:12 mircea_popescu: my thing was a very respectable 600W DC thing, never had a problem cutting right through thistle and whatnot.

00:16:27 asciilifeform: dc ?

00:16:34 mircea_popescu: ac i mean.

00:16:34 asciilifeform: i thought it was plugged into mains

00:16:36 asciilifeform: ah

00:16:46 mircea_popescu: anyway sharp blade counts ^2, motor power counts like ^.8 or something.

00:17:01 asciilifeform: aha, learned this experimentally.

00:17:10 mircea_popescu: cuz you didn't bother to think about it.

00:17:10 asciilifeform: the last owner fitted a very expensive and nice new blade

00:17:28 mircea_popescu: why the fuck do you think scythe grass cutters insist on skill an d sharp scythe, rather than bulging biceps.

00:17:46 mircea_popescu: how do you even call this in english,

00:17:58 mircea_popescu: haymen ?

00:18:12 mircea_popescu: "haymaker"

00:18:14 asciilifeform: aha

00:18:31 mircea_popescu: no nm, that';s more the tool. scytheman!

00:19:08 mircea_popescu: onbe of the foremost lost arts. there's an entire story to the job, including how to build waterproof hay piles.

00:20:22 mircea_popescu: asciilifeform i guess unless you make your own order for 36v batteries that's not getting fixed, who the fuck wants to charge 3 items one by one etc

00:20:38 asciilifeform: nobody

00:20:47 asciilifeform: and guess what, even the charger was ~built in~ to the container

00:21:02 mircea_popescu: i suppose you could install one of those electric bike things

00:21:09 mircea_popescu: iirc was 36v like 30-50 Ah

00:21:23 asciilifeform: not a single one ever made and publicly sold, apparently, fits.

00:21:31 mircea_popescu: well that's for sure. but, plastic, right ?

00:22:16 asciilifeform: steel.

00:23:29 mircea_popescu: lmao!

00:23:36 asciilifeform: ikr?

00:23:41 mircea_popescu: if you're gonna make it heavier than a fuckable woman and steel and whatnot

00:23:48 mircea_popescu: why the fuck not put an actual engine in there ?

00:23:55 asciilifeform: fuck actual engine

00:23:57 asciilifeform: i had one of those

00:24:04 asciilifeform: the vibration stripped the skin off my hands every time.

00:24:04 mircea_popescu: exhaust ?

00:24:06 asciilifeform: even with gloves on.

00:24:07 mircea_popescu: oh

00:24:20 mircea_popescu: nobody forces you to make a shitty engine!

00:24:35 asciilifeform: here in zimbabwestan, that's all there is.

00:24:45 asciilifeform: http://imgur.com/a/QPjfr << uploaded for posterity.

00:24:46 assbot: Imgur: The most awesome images on the Internet ... ( http://bit.ly/1WoayoK )

00:25:47 mircea_popescu: and it charges at 1.5 ? how long does this take, whole night ?

00:26:01 asciilifeform: aha

00:26:42 *: mircea_popescu is suddenly very appreciative of all the problems he never had.

00:28:59 asciilifeform: grass is a plague.

00:29:10 asciilifeform: if it were my lands, i would have concrete poured.

00:29:20 mircea_popescu: asciilifeform << http://fraudsters.com/2011/marea-afacere-cu-tuns-iarba/#selection-49.0-53.287 i have history!

00:29:21 assbot: Marea afacere cu tuns iarba on fraudsters - A blog by Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1WoaUMa )

00:29:24 mircea_popescu: because the fucking blog!

00:29:32 asciilifeform: (or alternatively some form of vegetation that doesn't need trimming)

00:30:08 mircea_popescu: https://www.bosch-garden.com/gb/en/garden-tools/garden-tools/rotak-34-r-3165140746472-199956.jsp

00:30:09 assbot: Rotak 34 R | Rotak lawnmowers | Lawnmowers | Garden | Bosch ... ( http://bit.ly/1WoaYvn )

00:30:15 mircea_popescu: and turns out i was wrong, it was 1.3kw

00:30:36 asciilifeform: spiffy!

00:30:55 asciilifeform: if i ever encounter one of these sold at a street corner for twentybux i will certainly buy it..

00:31:39 mircea_popescu: and i even have the exact moneyary counts. 450 lei for the item, =~ 150 bucks. 90 lei for two chord extensions (40m total), 30 bucls.

00:31:57 asciilifeform: astonishing

00:32:00 mircea_popescu: i have over you the advantage that hey, corporate purchases. tax writeoff.

00:32:02 asciilifeform: helps that you had 220v there

00:32:06 mircea_popescu: so i didn't ACTUALLY pay anything on them.

00:32:15 asciilifeform: neato

00:34:08 mircea_popescu: asciilifeform nah grass is great. grasshoppers!

00:35:25 *: asciilifeform is not certain he ever once saw a grasshopper in this part of the globe

00:35:49 asciilifeform: perhaps they were once there.

00:35:51 mircea_popescu: one of the best parts of cutting grass in like may/june was, after you cut it, the next day or w/e, you go for a stroll

00:36:02 mircea_popescu: and there's this cloud of little 2mm guys jumping from where yo ustep

00:36:04 mircea_popescu: kickass.

00:36:24 mircea_popescu: and i do mean cloud, 100s in the air at any time.

00:36:41 asciilifeform: here we sorta have the opposite - as you cut, you liberate mosquitoes and earth wasps (or what are they called?) and they go straight for your flesh.

00:37:00 mircea_popescu: i never saw this.

00:37:12 asciilifeform: perhaps only in the dc swamps.

00:37:24 mircea_popescu: i did have a wasp once. i... bought it a drink.

00:37:46 mircea_popescu: http://fraudsters.com/2011/viesparium/ << mugshots.

00:37:47 assbot: Viesparium on fraudsters - A blog by Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1Wobtpm )

00:38:26 asciilifeform: here we have many kinds of wasp

00:38:43 asciilifeform: they like to burrow into the (made of almost nothing, typically) 'siding' of houses and nest in the very walls.

00:38:48 asciilifeform: sometimes, a room or two in !

00:38:57 asciilifeform: put your ear to the wall, 'bzzzzss'

00:39:04 mircea_popescu: scary.

00:39:22 asciilifeform: i bet overseas folks here think i am describing a prison planet straight from robert sheckley or the like

00:39:24 *: mircea_popescu knows some women that are wasphobic

00:39:25 asciilifeform: but we actually have these.

00:40:12 asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: these macro shots are glorious

00:40:16 asciilifeform: what optic was used ?

00:40:32 mircea_popescu: handheld potato.

00:40:40 asciilifeform: very good hand, then.

00:40:48 mircea_popescu: supposedly i coulda been a surgeon.

00:41:04 mircea_popescu: but it's more to do with the fact that i understand how the fucking focus thing works and just time it in my head.

00:41:36 mircea_popescu: (digital cam autofocus thing is NOT able to resolve the n/p problem of "correct focus". it just tries. and fails, predictably, after missing some optimums)

00:41:43 asciilifeform: the 'vulvarium' link is also interesting

00:41:46 punkman: manual focus is a must for macro shots

00:41:57 mircea_popescu: apparently it isn't :)

00:42:16 mircea_popescu: autofocus works just fine, just gotta be sane.

00:42:52 mircea_popescu: (sane = not expect it to succeed, understand how it tries.)

00:42:54 punkman: there is nothing for autofocus to target when the subject is very close to the lens

00:43:04 punkman: gotta lock it, and manual focus by moving around

00:43:18 mircea_popescu: i suppose if you count such procedures as manual then yes.

00:44:11 punkman: (for some kinds of autofocus at least, like the ones that shine an IR light)

00:48:57 asciilifeform: http://qntra.net/2015/09/eyewitness-people-walking-out-of-bitpay-office-in-tears/#comment-61115 << lol, ~the~ TaT? shakespeare, or another man by same name ?!

00:48:58 assbot: Eyewitness: People Walking Out of BitPay Office in Tears | Qntra ... ( http://bit.ly/1KVnuyH )

00:49:07 cazalla: those fucking wasps (Vespula germanica) were everywhere last summer, i had never seen them prior to that http://i.imgur.com/vSW9cw8.jpg

00:49:07 assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1KVnte0 )

00:50:56 cazalla: mircea_popescu, from your pics.. that's not a nest (knife), this is a nest http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-04-02/world-biggest-wasp-nest-found-on-a-property-in-northern-tas/6367536

00:50:58 assbot: What is believed to be the world's biggest wasp nest has been found in northern Tasmania - ABC Rural (Australian Broadcasting Corporation) ... ( http://bit.ly/1KVnHSo )

00:51:57 asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=25-09-2015#1285688 << now ~this~ is spiffy.

00:51:57 assbot: Logged on 25-09-2015 16:54:13; pete_dushenski: though for some reason the ls400 was never available with the optional in-dash fax machine that was in the toyota century https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CPuD2D5VEAAl19N.jpg https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CPuD2DyVEAAIUpw.jpg

00:52:05 mircea_popescu: damn i love reading my old shit. http://fraudsters.com/2011/marea-afacere-cu-tuns-iarba/#selection-65.0-69.562 aka

00:52:06 assbot: Marea afacere cu tuns iarba on fraudsters - A blog by Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1KVnQ8m )

00:52:06 mircea_popescu: "Teh romanians entertain the mistaken view that one can't die of hunger. One can. Not only can, will. A certain count of Romanians (as large as necessary) will die of hunger, in the closer or more distant future, because otherwise the populace does not seem capable to comprehend that the only reason Trompi dropped them in the world is so they work. They're not here to enjoy themselves, they're not here to be happy, the

00:52:06 mircea_popescu: y're not here to state their oppinions, eat doritos or drink bear. They're here to work and only work, a lot, hard and for very little money. Until they fall over."

00:52:18 asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: i just read that, aha

00:52:28 asciilifeform: how many of hunger so far ?

00:52:33 mircea_popescu: cazalla this is romania. we have 100 lb women and tiny polen wasps here.

00:52:41 mircea_popescu: asciilifeform not really enough.

00:53:04 mircea_popescu: and what the fuck is that scary shit.

00:53:22 mircea_popescu: monsanto should ge au wasps to build houses in new mexico.

00:53:47 asciilifeform: betcha this will be tried.

00:53:58 asciilifeform: it is almost certainly easier than getting homo redditicus to build a house !

00:54:14 mircea_popescu: o yeah. wasp is very disciplined.

00:54:50 asciilifeform: which is why 'They're here to work and only work, a lot, hard and for very little money. Until they fall over.' is hilariously optimistic. most of these people, i doubt could even be made useful at butugychag, where 'fall over' is a matter of 3 months or so

00:55:20 mircea_popescu: time will show&tell.

00:55:24 punkman: opensource to share with the neighbors https://github.com/whitepacket/ZIB-Trojan "Replace Bitcoin addresses in clipboard with yours." "Undetectable ad-fraud smart viewer" "automated system for handling [Bitcoin] payments, providing bot-net binaries, and creating bot-net IRC channels."

00:55:25 assbot: whitepacket/ZIB-Trojan · GitHub ... ( http://bit.ly/1KVocMf )

00:55:27 asciilifeform: why otherwise would usg park them at reddit rather than in alaska.

00:55:49 asciilifeform: l0lzy

00:55:51 mircea_popescu: asciilifeform the usg is cosubstantial.

00:55:56 mircea_popescu: there isn't a better stock in the us.

00:56:05 asciilifeform: i reversed a btc (and ltc even) wallet lifter not long ago.

00:56:13 asciilifeform: apparently ~someone~ still uses unenciphered wallet.dat

00:56:15 asciilifeform: on winblowz.

00:56:29 asciilifeform: and/or some fool thinks that someone still does.

00:56:41 mircea_popescu: i suspect it's more of a "hopeful" case : what if bozo plugs in hdd not plugged in since 2010 ?

00:56:50 mircea_popescu: 10k btc he doesn't even know about in a old directory etc

00:57:20 punkman: stupid if you don't grab all wallet.dats, even encrypted ones

00:58:32 mircea_popescu: "it's on a pc, how encrypted can it be"

00:58:54 asciilifeform: funnily, i have yet to encounter a ~correctly-written~ winblowz btc trojan

00:59:18 asciilifeform: (i.e. one that would patch the client to immediately emit whole wallet in one fat tx to $addr upon any decryption)

00:59:31 mircea_popescu: http://fraudsters.com/2011/entypus/ << i also had one of those large wasps that build their nests out of chjewed sand/clay (the prev ones were "paper wasps", build the nest out of a sort of paper made out of chewed wood) and fill them with spiders they caught and paralyzed, with added egg.

00:59:32 assbot: Entypus on fraudsters - A blog by Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1KVoDGy )

00:59:39 mircea_popescu: but the whole thing was the size of a thumb

00:59:58 mircea_popescu: asciilifeform that whole wallet tx would fail.

01:00:08 asciilifeform: depends

01:00:31 asciilifeform: but at least it could send the pw+wallet off to sp4mz0rland, vs merely walled.dat

01:00:33 mircea_popescu: (Vespa crabro)

01:00:42 asciilifeform: *wallet

01:01:50 asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=26-09-2015#1286204 << trojan in python ?!!!?!!

01:01:50 assbot: Logged on 26-09-2015 00:55:24; punkman: opensource to share with the neighbors https://github.com/whitepacket/ZIB-Trojan "Replace Bitcoin addresses in clipboard with yours." "Undetectable ad-fraud smart viewer" "automated system for handling [Bitcoin] payments, providing bot-net binaries, and creating bot-net IRC channels."

01:02:19 asciilifeform: i suppose if ms visualbasic can be a favourite among these people, why not python.

01:02:25 asciilifeform: why not distribute a whole os with the thing!

01:02:34 asciilifeform: (oh wait, they do. winblowz)

01:04:41 cazalla: qntra is now a forum http://www.newsbtc.com/2015/09/26/bitpay-layoffs-allegedly-in-the-works/

01:04:42 assbot: BitPay Layoffs Allegedly in the Works - NEWSBTC ... ( http://bit.ly/1KVoZwW )

01:06:42 mircea_popescu: that "oh, they were fired via email ? did they check make sure it's not fake ?" thing still has me lolling.

01:06:48 asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=26-09-2015#1286209 << there still ~are~, for the time being, the folks born in the 1930s-40s.

01:06:48 assbot: Logged on 26-09-2015 00:55:56; mircea_popescu: there isn't a better stock in the us.

01:07:02 asciilifeform: they actually run (what remains of) the living tissue of the place.

01:07:51 *: mircea_popescu is skeptical. and will continue to be so, because time ticks behind him. in a decade i'll pretend that not only am i right now, but was right all along : no better stock in that place.

01:08:04 asciilifeform: l0l this sorta worked in su.

01:08:08 mircea_popescu: aha.

01:08:28 asciilifeform: but it is not entirely a useless observation because it explains why the 'lights stayed on as long as they did'

01:09:21 asciilifeform: now, when these people are gone - THEN yes, zimbabwe.

01:09:22 asciilifeform: full bore.

01:09:25 mircea_popescu: an exercise not unlike explaining why "the green stays left in the mandelbrot set for as long as it does"

01:10:19 mircea_popescu: you might find that most of the windows with lights in them are painted cardboard in the shape of a window with a light in it.

01:10:49 mircea_popescu: the us got a random guy from kenya to pretend like he's a law professor ; anhd some random derp from pakistan to pretend he's a district attorney.

01:11:01 mircea_popescu: who's fooled ? was rice a secretary of state ? was fiorina a ceo ?

01:11:07 mircea_popescu: no lights.

01:11:10 asciilifeform: laugh but this is not entirely fiction. i discovered recently that it is customary where i live for the city to continue to cut the grass in the yards of empty houses

01:11:18 asciilifeform: (to ward off squatters, presumably)

01:11:20 mircea_popescu: aha.

01:11:26 mircea_popescu: well, to maintain the pretense

01:11:31 mircea_popescu: "it's a city! honest!"

01:11:54 asciilifeform: for their part, the squatters are fooled. the buildings, stay empty.

01:12:43 asciilifeform: pretty basic chumpatronics, i think. why spend more effort than is required to fool the mark ?

01:13:01 asciilifeform: most of usa likely ~does~ think fiorina was ceo, or obama - law professor

01:13:18 asciilifeform: or rather, lacks the referents for these words that would let them say 'no'

01:13:45 mircea_popescu: except man is not the measure of all things.

01:14:04 asciilifeform: !s gods of copybook headings

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01:14:09 asciilifeform: them, also, yes.

01:14:50 asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=04-08-2015#1223752

01:14:50 assbot: Logged on 04-08-2015 04:10:54; asciilifeform: 'In the Carboniferous Epoch we were promised abundance for all,

01:23:33 mircea_popescu: (btw, it is also customary for banks to continue servicing abandoned bank accounts. for the same reasons as the grass cuttings - they figure they got a claim to A THING and sooner or later will make good on it. with interest.)

01:24:23 asciilifeform: oh but no, they don't try to maintain the ~inside~

01:24:45 asciilifeform: it normally does not last very long, and the thing drops to below-value-of-land (buyer must pay for demolition)

01:25:06 asciilifeform: instead, just appearances.

01:25:50 asciilifeform: an empty house, from usg's standpoint, still does 90% of its job - keeping 'property values!111!!111!!1' sky-high.

01:26:01 asciilifeform: by not being sold 'under' price.

01:26:01 mircea_popescu: im sure they're trying to stuff the bill into SOMETHING. an acquisition of some sort, vc capital somewhere, a credit card balance movement to a larger credit card. it hasta.

01:27:06 asciilifeform: commercial buildings, where i live, have been known to rot for years, even a decade, before finally being demolished and replaces with condos that NOBODY BUYS

01:27:47 asciilifeform: but to the folks who ordered this, they still 'work', yes

01:27:54 asciilifeform: nobody needs to live in it, for it to 'work'.

01:28:08 asciilifeform: just keep prices at 400-500K for the remaining chumpers

01:28:22 asciilifeform: it does it just as well by being empty and decaying.

01:28:47 asciilifeform: (so long as this is not immediately obvious to passers-by)

01:29:35 asciilifeform: you can drive around and see this, towers of 'condos' with one or two windows out of every dozen, lit up

01:29:51 asciilifeform: (often these, on close examination, are stairwells, no one lives there)

01:30:06 mircea_popescu: well sure, for as long as a usg-pretense exists to keep bankrolling everyone's pretense, everyone's gonna keep on pretending.

01:30:27 asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: the physical manifestations of this bezzle are surprisingly public and visible

01:30:48 asciilifeform: perhaps these, too, will 'go the way of the snake's legs' eventually

01:30:53 asciilifeform: like the physical fighter jets did

01:31:18 mircea_popescu: afaik they still pretend re the jets.

01:32:59 asciilifeform: a handful of machines after $trillion is not much of a presence

01:34:38 mircea_popescu: the amplitude of pretense is to be measured at the muzzle of the pretender, tho.

01:35:00 mircea_popescu: http://fraudsters.com/2012/de-ce/ << for the amateur fraudsters translator in attendance.

01:35:01 assbot: De ce ? on fraudsters - A blog by Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1iRaAYf )

01:40:37 mircea_popescu: http://www.harpers.org/archive/2004/02/0079915 from an old article.

01:40:39 assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1JuEQNr )

01:41:18 mircea_popescu: quote of interest, "The Dust Bowl was no accident of nature. A functioning grassland prairie produces more biomass each year than does even the most technologically advanced wheat field. The problem is, it's mostly a form of grass and grass roots that humans can't eat. So we replace the prairie with our own preferred grass, wheat. Never mind that we feed most of our grain to livestock, and that livestock is perfectly c

01:41:19 mircea_popescu: ontent to eat native grass. And never mind that there likely were more bison produced naturally on the Great Plains before farming than all of beef farming raises in the same area today."

01:42:55 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 41150 @ 0.00073976 = 30.4411 BTC [-] {3}

01:58:20 deedbot-: [BitBet Bets Bets] 1.00000000 BTC on 'Yes' - The ETH scam won't see 2016 - http://bitbet.us/bet/1199/the-eth-scam-wont-see-2016/#b32

02:02:15 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 40900 @ 0.00074011 = 30.2705 BTC [+] {2}

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02:15:27 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7950 @ 0.00073378 = 5.8336 BTC [-]

02:18:58 PeterL: So I have to use Winblows at work. The most annoying thing is the tendency of programs to steal focus at wierd times. Like, I start a program, see it is going to take a minute to load, switch to my other program and sign in, but wait the first stole the focus and now my password is sitting there in plaintext. Bleh.

02:22:34 danielpbarron: i too must use a winbl0ws machine at work, and the password is on a post-it note stuck to the monitor, as is usually the custom with machines of this nature

02:23:39 asciilifeform: when i worked in usg, they had xp boxes, yes. i simply requisitioned 'vmware' and cooked up a gentoo vm.

02:23:41 asciilifeform: worked in that.

02:24:08 asciilifeform: (after a miserable 6 months or so in 'cygwin', where i even built x11 and the whole rest of shebang)

02:25:09 danielpbarron: in my case, the thing is only used for UPS worldship, which apparently can only run on microshit

02:25:12 asciilifeform: it was hilarious, stooges would actually be sent around every now and then to make sure that everything that was connected into the Official net ~was~ a winblowz box!

02:25:37 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 28952 @ 0.00073378 = 21.2444 BTC [-]

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03:30:41 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26418 @ 0.00074158 = 19.5911 BTC [+] {3}

03:55:05 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14500 @ 0.00074107 = 10.7455 BTC [-] {3}

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04:27:37 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 24750 @ 0.00072924 = 18.0487 BTC [-]

04:34:44 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10800 @ 0.00072924 = 7.8758 BTC [-]

04:51:00 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 33400 @ 0.00072819 = 24.3215 BTC [-] {2}

04:52:01 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 35286 @ 0.00072785 = 25.6829 BTC [-] {3}

05:16:25 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8950 @ 0.00073187 = 6.5502 BTC [+]

05:34:43 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 31950 @ 0.00072658 = 23.2142 BTC [-] {3}

05:42:03 deedbot-: [BitBet Bets Bets] 1.00000000 BTC on 'Yes' - Rand Paul will be Republicans' 2016 Presidential Nominee - http://bitbet.us/bet/1208/rand-paul-will-be-republicans-2016-presidential-nominee/#b3

05:47:56 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10606 @ 0.00073104 = 7.7534 BTC [+] {3}

05:49:58 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 48686 @ 0.0007294 = 35.5116 BTC [-]

05:53:01 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7466 @ 0.00074062 = 5.5295 BTC [+] {2}

05:58:06 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 35304 @ 0.00072649 = 25.648 BTC [-]

06:13:21 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20500 @ 0.00074164 = 15.2036 BTC [+]

06:25:33 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13000 @ 0.00074164 = 9.6413 BTC [+]

06:39:47 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14040 @ 0.00074164 = 10.4126 BTC [+]

06:41:34 mircea_popescu: omaigawd ethereum rallies!!11

06:45:53 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 24786 @ 0.00074164 = 18.3823 BTC [+] {3}

06:54:01 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18678 @ 0.00073379 = 13.7057 BTC [-]

06:55:02 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18200 @ 0.00073295 = 13.3397 BTC [-] {3}

07:04:14 deedbot-: [BitBet Bets Bets] 1.23456700 BTC on 'No' - Rand Paul will be Republicans' 2016 Presidential Nominee - http://bitbet.us/bet/1208/rand-paul-will-be-republicans-2016-presidential-nominee/#b6

07:06:19 mircea_popescu: https://twitter.com/gerrithall/status/646886897759883264 << mit, ever more titnogogical.

07:09:52 mircea_popescu: https://www.reddit.com/r/ethereum/comments/3mdkn0/urbit_just_released_a_revolutionary_whitepaper/ <<< aaand the inevitable merge :D

07:09:54 assbot: Urbit just released a revolutionary whitepaper for fullstack, decentralized computing : ethereum ... ( http://bit.ly/1jk4S0Z )

07:10:00 mircea_popescu: o god please let this happen.

07:15:54 ben_vulpes: i learned of the ethereum "yellow paper" the other day

07:25:12 mircea_popescu: this isn't golden shower related is it ?

07:27:34 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21000 @ 0.00074171 = 15.5759 BTC [+] {4}

07:27:37 mircea_popescu: and from the department of disturbing : http://40.media.tumblr.com/2faa83afb2f7f32bbb6e6a738ea42096/tumblr_mry3n2FVUb1rvm78zo1_1280.jpg ; http://36.media.tumblr.com/fb2722e63af7161c7fde34a7694b7f0e/tumblr_mry3n2FVUb1rvm78zo2_1280.jpg

07:27:38 assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1jk6ub8 )

07:27:39 assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1jk6tnw )

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07:57:03 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 28550 @ 0.00074203 = 21.185 BTC [+]

08:02:08 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5100 @ 0.00074203 = 3.7844 BTC [+]

08:32:47 shinohai: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=26-09-2015#1286333 <<< a yellow paper, for realz?

08:32:47 assbot: Logged on 26-09-2015 07:15:54; ben_vulpes: i learned of the ethereum "yellow paper" the other day

08:33:39 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16942 @ 0.00074203 = 12.5715 BTC [+]

08:40:46 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 31650 @ 0.00074203 = 23.4852 BTC [+]

08:43:49 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8950 @ 0.00074203 = 6.6412 BTC [+]

08:48:54 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19383 @ 0.00073805 = 14.3056 BTC [-] {2}

08:57:55 shinohai: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/florida-man-disemboweled-girlfriend-sex-cops-article-1.2369154

08:57:56 assbot: Florida man disemboweled girlfriend after sex: cops - NY Daily News ... ( http://bit.ly/1FomFy6 )

08:58:03 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16850 @ 0.00074279 = 12.516 BTC [+] {3}

09:01:06 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 29718 @ 0.00074285 = 22.076 BTC [+]

09:06:51 HeySteve: I think you guys will appreciate this: https://coinlife.me/xotika-model-royal-tiffany/

09:06:53 assbot: Xotika Model Royal Tiffany Discusses the Bitcoin Life > CoinLife ... ( http://bit.ly/1VgPFJH )

09:11:59 shinohai: HeySteve: nice ... i wonder if she would shit on a picture of gavin for btc?

09:15:09 HeySteve: doubt it but I would! how much are you offering here?

09:15:43 shinohai: xD

09:16:35 shinohai: There are some girls in the dark corners of reddit that will do it I am sure.

09:16:37 HeySteve: atm there is a vile thread on reddit praising Gavin - and I mean vile for reddit

09:16:54 shinohai: bleh

09:17:11 HeySteve: probably, the something awful guys found a couple in brazil I think, to make the infamous 2 girls 1 cup vid

09:18:31 shinohai: Sexy Saffron might be convinced to pee on it.

09:21:25 cazalla: HeySteve, i'm sure i read 2 girls 1 cup is fake

09:24:01 HeySteve: cazalla I actually hope so

09:25:30 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26600 @ 0.00073682 = 19.5994 BTC [-]

09:26:19 HeySteve: there was a linked vid of mike and gavin in a pub answering questions

09:26:39 HeySteve: mike is all baldly asserting bitcoin needs moar authoritarianism

09:27:18 HeySteve: it's made me want to rewatch Shaun of the Dead for some reason, but can't find it in my movies folder

09:44:49 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 29764 @ 0.00073681 = 21.9304 BTC [-] {2}

09:45:50 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12807 @ 0.00073572 = 9.4224 BTC [-] {2}

09:47:33 mircea_popescu: well butthurt is butthurt lol.

09:47:56 mircea_popescu: ima make sure to ask hitler what the red army needs moar of.

10:07:11 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12700 @ 0.00073303 = 9.3095 BTC [-]

10:41:27 shinohai: ;;later tell asciilifeform new best=00000000000000000a1f height=327066

10:41:28 gribble: The operation succeeded.

11:05:08 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8282 @ 0.00073303 = 6.071 BTC [-]

11:13:16 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23350 @ 0.00073289 = 17.113 BTC [-] {5}

11:19:22 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13850 @ 0.00073098 = 10.1241 BTC [-] {3}

11:22:25 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 40250 @ 0.00074211 = 29.8699 BTC [+] {5}

11:23:38 punkman: https://keybase.io/blog/keybase-new-key-model gpg is hard, let's go shopping

11:23:39 assbot: Keybase's New Key Model ... ( http://bit.ly/1YGYQHV )

11:25:54 punkman: well they got $10mil in June, can't be using old and dusty gpg now, gotta come up with their own stupid shit

11:36:15 HeySteve: punkman, so your privkey is associated with your phone and therefore location, social contacts, message history, etc.?

11:38:10 HeySteve: also: http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2015-09-25/nsa-director-admits-sharing-encryption-keys-government-leaves-us-vulnerable-bad-guys what do you think about 2nd comment?

11:38:11 assbot: NSA Director Admits that Sharing Encryption Keys With the Government Leaves Us Vulnerable to Bad Guys | Zero Hedge ... ( http://bit.ly/1YGZQfb )

11:55:09 cazalla: welcome to melbourne http://i.imgur.com/2ZIiPAe.jpg

11:55:10 assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1YH0PvR )

11:59:01 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15231 @ 0.00074159 = 11.2952 BTC [-]

12:00:35 punkman: cazalla: are those shipping containers?

12:00:42 punkman: HeySteve: I got not clue

12:02:14 punkman: http://www.vox.com/2015/9/21/9352095/netflix-cuba-paquete-internet "The government hasn't tried to stamp out El Paquete, and Dany works to keep it that way. "We don’t put anything in that is anti-revolutionary, subversive, obscene, or pornographic. We want it to stay about entertainment and education,""

12:02:15 assbot: This is Cuba's Netflix, Hulu, and Spotify – all without the internet - Vox ... ( http://bit.ly/1YH1iy9 )

12:03:05 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5500 @ 0.00074285 = 4.0857 BTC [+]

12:05:33 punkman: "Paquete subscribers pay between $1 and $3 per week" "In addition to the subscription fees, revenue for El Paquete comes from a classifieds section called "Revolico." Sellers pay to list their items, and you can get a premium listing if you pay more. Revolico is the cash cow of El Paquete."

12:06:19 cazalla: punkman, looks it but no, apartments

12:14:16 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20350 @ 0.00074285 = 15.117 BTC [+]

12:21:23 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 47038 @ 0.00074159 = 34.8829 BTC [-]

12:30:32 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 37100 @ 0.00074285 = 27.5597 BTC [+]

12:43:12 punkman: http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/gallery/2015/sep/25/white-house-state-dinner-xi-jinping-in-pictures

12:43:13 assbot: The Obamas welcome Xi Jinping and his wife for a state dinner – in pictures | US news | The Guardian ... ( http://bit.ly/1LTCXM0 )

12:43:23 punkman: "along with high-profile guests such as Apple CEO Tim Cook, Facebook chief Mark Zuckerberg, and billionaire Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban"

12:49:51 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 48100 @ 0.00074027 = 35.607 BTC [-] {3}

12:53:34 punkman: https://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/3mftfu/bitpay_failed_your_likely_getting_it_wrong/

12:53:35 assbot: Bitpay failed? - Your likely getting it wrong! : Bitcoin ... ( http://bit.ly/1LTDw8O )

12:54:40 fluffypony: "your"

12:54:41 *: fluffypony twitches

12:55:57 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 44250 @ 0.00073814 = 32.6627 BTC [-] {3}

13:07:06 punkman: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6r65WwO1-uA

13:07:07 assbot: So You Want To Murder a Software Patent Jason Scott - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1LTEd1E )

13:08:02 *: shinohai pets fluffypony good morning

13:08:17 fluffypony: afternoon already here, shinohai :)

13:08:41 shinohai: oh i din know tour location

13:08:49 shinohai: *your

13:10:44 fluffypony: shinohai: South Africa

13:10:56 fluffypony: on the Garden Route

13:14:15 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1803 @ 0.00073664 = 1.3282 BTC [-]

13:23:24 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 27055 @ 0.00073301 = 19.8316 BTC [-] {3}

13:35:36 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 37450 @ 0.00074231 = 27.7995 BTC [+] {3}

13:37:38 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19892 @ 0.00074286 = 14.777 BTC [+] {2}

13:50:51 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 35100 @ 0.00074293 = 26.0768 BTC [+]

14:32:21 deedbot-: [BitBet Bets Bets] 9.99990000 BTC on 'No' - Rand Paul will be Republicans' 2016 Presidential Nominee - http://bitbet.us/bet/1208/rand-paul-will-be-republicans-2016-presidential-nominee/#b9

14:48:48 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18372 @ 0.0007411 = 13.6155 BTC [-]

14:49:49 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 60178 @ 0.00074301 = 44.7129 BTC [+] {3}

14:51:51 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19300 @ 0.00073147 = 14.1174 BTC [-] {3}

15:03:02 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18950 @ 0.00073092 = 13.8509 BTC [-]

15:09:01 deedbot-: [Contravex: A blog by Pete Dushenski » Contravex: A blog by Pete Dushenski] O Brother Where Art Thou? - http://www.contravex.com/2015/09/26/o-brother-where-art-thou/

15:24:01 asciilifeform: https://cryptome.org/2015/09/gchq-illegal-spying-us.htm << mega-l0l

15:24:03 assbot: GCHQ Illegal Spying in US ... ( http://bit.ly/1PFA8BM )

15:24:31 asciilifeform: 'the address for Cryptome is listed to be the location of a fiber optic cable junction in Sterling, VA (next to an Amusement Machine company)... which is quite some distance away from your location in NYC, and a considerable distance from your ISP who hosts your file, and it is located away from any signal switching systems use in the area, but it is virtually next door to fiber that goes to a large NSA listening post nearby.

15:24:31 asciilifeform: The reason it is notable, is that someone at or near the location in Sterling, VA is performing a MITM attack on Cryptome visitors, and this image out of the slidedeck with the two GPS coordinates is the U.S. Government performing a MITM attack against Cryptome and sharing the collected intelligence with the Brits, or the U.S. Government giving the British government backdoor access into the U.S. (illegal) collection systems.'

15:30:13 asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=26-09-2015#1286336 << i am thoroughly mystified as to what is happening in this photo

15:30:13 assbot: Logged on 26-09-2015 07:27:37; mircea_popescu: and from the department of disturbing : http://40.media.tumblr.com/2faa83afb2f7f32bbb6e6a738ea42096/tumblr_mry3n2FVUb1rvm78zo1_1280.jpg ; http://36.media.tumblr.com/fb2722e63af7161c7fde34a7694b7f0e/tumblr_mry3n2FVUb1rvm78zo2_1280.jpg

15:35:18 jurov: looks like she has fleshlight in the vag

15:53:21 pete_dushenski: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=26-09-2015#1286040 << alf has it. it's one of these tongue-in-cheek artsy things, not reals !

15:53:21 assbot: Logged on 26-09-2015 00:03:13; asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=25-09-2015#1285778 << if we're doing crackpot evil inventions, i much prefer the 'drm chair'

15:54:22 danielpbarron: in new york city, there are spikes on any public facing surface that might have otherwise been a suitable place to sit

15:55:20 pete_dushenski: 'start with one spike' (tm)

15:55:27 danielpbarron: i only really noticed this when I foolishly tried to spend the night there without having a place to stay

15:56:05 danielpbarron: and even if you can find a place to sit, eventually police start to roll by at increasingly frequent intervals

15:56:17 jurov: there surely is a patent about spikes retracting on payment

15:56:17 pete_dushenski: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=25-09-2015#1285949 << link to 'saudi slave collar' ? if it's funnier than this google/mcd's patent, i HAVE to see it

15:56:17 assbot: Logged on 25-09-2015 23:31:19; asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=25-09-2015#1285945 << this ~almost~ beats the saudi slave collar patent for sheer lulz

15:57:11 pete_dushenski: i laughed for *minutes* at this http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=25-09-2015#1285963. so it naturally made it in to latest article :D

15:57:11 assbot: Logged on 25-09-2015 23:38:42; trinque: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=25-09-2015#1285945 << http://www.google.com/patents/US8246454

15:57:47 pete_dushenski: danielpbarron there are more police than cockroaches in nyc, though i suppose it can be tough to tell one from the other

15:58:33 pete_dushenski: jurov spikes retracting on pavement for payment ?

15:58:39 jurov: yes

15:59:01 jurov: onve VCs get desperate enough

15:59:04 jurov: *once

15:59:10 pete_dushenski: nfc payments too

15:59:22 pete_dushenski: and blockchain

15:59:23 danielpbarron: apparently the trick to staving off an interrogation is pretending to use a cell phone, although this was years ago -- these days even bums have cell phones

15:59:43 jurov: use a dog, no?

16:00:50 pete_dushenski: danielpbarron if you're pretending to actually have a conversation, i've found that this trick *still* works. at least at airport in '5min' waiting zone. can stay there 15min+ if on phone lol

16:01:15 danielpbarron: they think you are calling for a ride or something

16:01:43 pete_dushenski: then again, maybe it's just my very professional looking motorola razr and dun-fuck-wit-me-mercedes

16:01:57 jurov: i'd prolly acquire schizophrenia from faking conversation for hours

16:02:14 pete_dushenski: or you'd just up your improv skills

16:02:16 danielpbarron: only need to fake for as long as cop rolls by

16:04:48 pete_dushenski: ;;later tell heysteve i'll pay you 0.1 btc for a picture of a picture of gavin's head with your finest backdoor damage on it.

16:04:49 gribble: The operation succeeded.

16:11:09 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23109 @ 0.00073722 = 17.0364 BTC [+]

16:12:05 pete_dushenski: "An investigation is underway as to whether US military personnel tried to get the government to foot the bill for a total of $96,576 (£63,268) spent on strippers in Las Vegas. The Pentagon's Inspector General is also looking into claims the personnel tried to expense $952,258 (£623,838) spent in casinos."

16:15:50 danielpbarron: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2ZOqi0hPmA

16:15:51 assbot: Rafi and Dirty Randy "investigate" strip club - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1FzTKqD )

16:16:22 asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=26-09-2015#1286440 >>> http://www.wnd.com/2009/05/98386

16:16:22 assbot: Logged on 26-09-2015 15:56:17; pete_dushenski: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=25-09-2015#1285949 << link to 'saudi slave collar' ? if it's funnier than this google/mcd's patent, i HAVE to see it

16:16:24 assbot: ‘Killer Chip’ tracks humans, releases poison ... ( http://bit.ly/1FzTLLf )

16:17:46 pete_dushenski: "The device would emit encrypted radio waves that would be picked up by satellites and “used to track fugitives from justice, terrorists, illegal immigrants, criminals, political opponents, defectors, domestic help, and Saudi Arabians who don’t return home from pilgrimages,”" << what could possibly go wrong ?

16:18:17 pete_dushenski: not like anyone is going to hack your jeep and drive it off the road just because you thought 'wifi in my car ?! oh cool !'

16:19:04 danielpbarron: what, it doesn't have 2-factor exectution?

16:21:25 asciilifeform: pete_dushenski: for some reason, hollywood really likes the idea of the 'bomb collar.' i've personally seen at least four separate films that had these.

16:21:30 pete_dushenski: danielpbarron o what, like blockchain.info ? who still lost 5k btc ?

16:21:33 asciilifeform: most recently, i think, 'cloud atlas'

16:22:07 pete_dushenski: asciilifeform missed that flick but yes, i recall seeing it elsewhere in hollywood

16:22:16 pete_dushenski: a movie with kurt russell too, iirc

16:23:21 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9394 @ 0.00074301 = 6.9798 BTC [+] {2}

16:23:28 danielpbarron: swordfish, one of "the transporter" sequels

16:23:39 pete_dushenski: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ExplosiveLeash

16:23:41 assbot: Explosive Leash - TV Tropes ... ( http://bit.ly/1FzUprY )

16:24:17 pete_dushenski: ^ aha. 'invader zim' too. one for thestringpuller

16:24:22 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 22206 @ 0.00073747 = 16.3763 BTC [-] {2}

16:25:44 pete_dushenski: was i thinking of 'stargate' ? i remember there being large collars on the egyptianesque soldiers, but can't recall if they exploded now

16:29:14 pete_dushenski: http://sfa.admin.srv.e-makers.fr/images/uploads/objectitemPicture/715/picture/763b_845x485p.jpg << more of a flat collar/shoulder pad/breastplate than explosive collar

16:29:15 assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1FzUOL7 )

16:29:28 pete_dushenski: and wow that movie's 21 years old now eh

16:29:39 pete_dushenski: wonder how it's stood the test of time

16:30:07 pete_dushenski: ;;nethash

16:30:08 gribble: 468612673.307

16:33:31 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18500 @ 0.00074307 = 13.7468 BTC [+]

16:36:06 pete_dushenski: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laerFJMR1m4 << watching this dubbed version would be a mistake.

16:36:07 assbot: Stargate Pelicula Completa En Español - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1QFbfpW )

16:37:44 pete_dushenski: https://blog.malwarebytes.org/malvertising-2/2015/09/ssl-malvertising-campaign-targets-top-adult-sites/

16:37:45 assbot: SSL Malvertising Campaign Targets Top Adult Sites | Malwarebytes Unpacked ... ( http://bit.ly/1QFbtgN )

16:40:24 pete_dushenski: 'angler exploit' also found on realtor.com

16:47:16 pete_dushenski: "Royal Tiffany is 26. Born in Naples, she currently lives in Rome. She studied business and marketing, works as a secretary" << this is where your 'marketing', 'social sciences' and 'environmental sciences' degrees are going to land you, girls. rt is just blazing the trail for yous.

16:49:17 pete_dushenski: ;;later tell naphex why the google captcha ?! i dun wanna pick the pictures that look like salads just to look at the moving pictures of girls making salads !!

16:49:17 gribble: The operation succeeded.

16:49:30 pete_dushenski: ^on xotika

16:50:45 hdbuck: bug in the matrix http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2015-09-26/fed-refuses-comment-yellens-health

16:50:45 assbot: Fed Refuses To Comment On Yellen's Health | Zero Hedge ... ( http://bit.ly/1FzWqV2 )

17:09:27 pete_dushenski: what are they gonna seriously say ? yellen is fat and osteoarthritic ?

17:11:37 pete_dushenski: and osteoporotic ?

17:27:24 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6700 @ 0.00074307 = 4.9786 BTC [+]

17:28:25 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26000 @ 0.00074307 = 19.3198 BTC [+]

17:37:13 deedbot-: [BitBet Bets Bets] 2.00000000 BTC on 'No' - Donald Trump gets Republican Nomination - http://bitbet.us/bet/1206/donald-trump-gets-republican-nomination/#b12

17:42:39 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7497 @ 0.00074307 = 5.5708 BTC [+]

18:26:22 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8400 @ 0.00074307 = 6.2418 BTC [+]

19:00:56 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 29954 @ 0.00074307 = 22.2579 BTC [+]

19:20:15 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 27400 @ 0.00073995 = 20.2746 BTC [-]

19:39:34 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 45537 @ 0.00073767 = 33.5913 BTC [-] {3}

19:46:41 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14000 @ 0.00073679 = 10.3151 BTC [-] {3}

20:05:40 cazalla: hdbuck, did ya see the video? full blown aids with a stroke to boot https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJ2UAYgIXG8

20:05:41 assbot: Yellen Speech - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1YHBvWw )

20:33:13 jurov: http://wondermark.com/c1132/ kek

20:33:14 assbot: Wondermark » Archive » #1132; My Everything Collection ... ( http://bit.ly/1YHDLNz )

20:41:57 deedbot-: [Qntra] Pumpkin Extortion Attempt Squashed - http://qntra.net/2015/09/pumpkin-extortion-attempt-squashed/

21:11:35 trinque: deedbot-: http://dpaste.com/1DSXNDR.txt

21:11:36 assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1LU65Tr )

21:11:36 deedbot-: accepted: 1

21:16:09 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 45800 @ 0.00074311 = 34.0344 BTC [+] {4}

21:22:52 *: hanbot lights a match

21:23:16 hanbot: i seek an honest yiddish proficient to tell me if there's seriously a word that'd sanely translate to "write-up" in english

21:24:05 hanbot: i suspect i'm reading shit translations of isaac bashevis singer

21:25:18 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18834 @ 0.00073559 = 13.8541 BTC [-]

21:40:47 fluffypony: I don't know if we have much in the way of Juice in here

21:44:37 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 27850 @ 0.00074319 = 20.6978 BTC [+]

21:51:31 mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=26-09-2015#1286384 << "but fuck you, the alternative is our irrelevancy and we oooobviously can't have that" amirite ?

21:51:31 assbot: Logged on 26-09-2015 11:38:11; assbot: NSA Director Admits that Sharing Encryption Keys With the Government Leaves Us Vulnerable to Bad Guys | Zero Hedge ... ( http://bit.ly/1YGZQfb )

21:52:42 mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=26-09-2015#1286390 << dany is part of the problem, not part of the solution.

21:52:42 assbot: Logged on 26-09-2015 12:02:14; punkman: http://www.vox.com/2015/9/21/9352095/netflix-cuba-paquete-internet "The government hasn't tried to stamp out El Paquete, and Dany works to keep it that way. "We don’t put anything in that is anti-revolutionary, subversive, obscene, or pornographic. We want it to stay about entertainment and education,""

21:52:44 mircea_popescu: !up indiancandy1

21:52:45 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 53300 @ 0.00073387 = 39.1153 BTC [-] {3}

21:53:48 mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=26-09-2015#1286400 << and then when putin goes places with the palace "billionaires" aka oligarchs the propaganda machine goes nuts.

21:53:48 assbot: Logged on 26-09-2015 12:43:23; punkman: "along with high-profile guests such as Apple CEO Tim Cook, Facebook chief Mark Zuckerberg, and billionaire Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban"

21:54:06 mircea_popescu: was it so hard to say "the little black prince and his oligarchs met the people's representative Xi" ?

21:54:22 mircea_popescu: "not hard at all, mp. just impossible."

21:58:56 mircea_popescu: https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/dc05b51856df81b84b39d9c8ef3801212ae0834f/106_0_1754_2630/master/1754.jpg?w=700&q=85&auto=format&sharp=10&s=a4ab5de0d8796337e14752c6ca8873ea <<< ahaa dude, srsly ?

21:58:57 assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1Le4Bcb )

22:04:57 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 36069 @ 0.00073274 = 26.4292 BTC [-] {2}

22:05:38 mircea_popescu: asciilifeform: i am thoroughly mystified as to what is happening in this photo << the woman is being denied sensation and, inasmuch as identity is a formal matter, identity.

22:06:14 mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=26-09-2015#1286435 << in romania they were starting with it for pigeons.

22:06:14 assbot: Logged on 26-09-2015 15:54:22; danielpbarron: in new york city, there are spikes on any public facing surface that might have otherwise been a suitable place to sit

22:06:34 mircea_popescu: every church refinishing job includes tons of little spikes.

22:07:14 mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=26-09-2015#1286438 << dja mean nyc as in manhattan or nyc as in hells kitchen ? makes a diff.

22:07:14 assbot: Logged on 26-09-2015 15:56:05; danielpbarron: and even if you can find a place to sit, eventually police start to roll by at increasingly frequent intervals

22:07:59 mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=26-09-2015#1286445 << this exists, in parking lots. largish spikes, but still.

22:07:59 assbot: Logged on 26-09-2015 15:58:33; pete_dushenski: jurov spikes retracting on pavement for payment ?

22:09:30 mircea_popescu: http://i.imgur.com/NjhpdZJ.jpg

22:09:31 assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1Le5mCf )

22:11:00 mircea_popescu: "fugitives from justice, terrorists, illegal immigrants, criminals, political opponents, defectors, domestic help, and Saudi Arabians who don?t return home from pilgrimages (aka collared women)"

22:11:07 mircea_popescu: gotta love the list making abilities.

22:11:30 mircea_popescu: who the fuck is the sort of inept wanna-be me idiot who keeps slaves that'd rather run away.

22:12:04 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9431 @ 0.00073237 = 6.907 BTC [-]

22:13:33 mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=26-09-2015#1286522 << no, there isn't.

22:13:33 assbot: Logged on 26-09-2015 21:23:16; hanbot: i seek an honest yiddish proficient to tell me if there's seriously a word that'd sanely translate to "write-up" in english

22:15:58 mircea_popescu: for that matter, pretty sure there isn't one in hebrew, either.

22:24:50 danielpbarron: dja mean nyc as in manhattan << ya

22:33:55 mircea_popescu: o hey daniel meet me in game for the stuffs.

22:34:33 danielpbarron: k

22:34:44 mircea_popescu: 1060k bms + 2190k ibs = 3250.

22:35:48 danielpbarron: ya

22:40:39 mike_c: c'mon bitbet mods, jeb deserves his due.

22:41:15 mircea_popescu: btw, for the idis curious : http://www.pass.to/glossary/gloz3.htm#letp

22:41:16 assbot: Yiddishkeit (page four) ... ( http://bit.ly/1iC9vD1 )

22:41:22 mircea_popescu: fun and practical primer.

22:41:41 mircea_popescu: and none of that faux hebrew-like notation, either.

22:41:54 mircea_popescu: idis is spelt in latin characters.

22:42:27 mircea_popescu: heck, half of it is spelled in romanian.

22:53:45 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20185 @ 0.00074164 = 14.97 BTC [+]

23:36:27 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 42600 @ 0.00074075 = 31.556 BTC [-] {3}

23:49:40 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6284 @ 0.00074339 = 4.6715 BTC [+] {3}

23:51:42 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3650 @ 0.00073562 = 2.685 BTC [-]