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00:08:10 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5650 @ 0.00080427 = 4.5441 BTC [-]

00:15:47 BingoBoingo: /nick oglafbot

00:15:55 oglafbot: http://oglaf.com/cyprian/

00:15:55 assbot: the Cyprian defence

00:21:23 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 28423 @ 0.0008032 = 22.8294 BTC [-] {2}

00:22:28 benkay: <strike>rib bb about new oglaf</strike>

00:29:51 BingoBoingo: http://www.stltoday.com/news/state-and-regional/missouri/big-corn-crop-little-profit-in-southeast-missouri/article_bfbeedbe-3beb-548f-8cdf-b2580a401f83.html

00:29:52 assbot: Big corn crop, little profit in SE Missouri : News

00:30:33 kakobrekla: !s vwap

00:30:34 assbot: 1526 results for 'vwap' : http://search.bitcoin-assets.com/?q=vwap

00:42:44 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 29900 @ 0.00080238 = 23.9912 BTC [-] {2}

01:13:50 BingoBoingo: !up RebeccaBitcoin

01:14:17 BingoBoingo: !up jMyles

01:14:21 RebeccaBitcoin: Hi

01:14:23 BingoBoingo: !up Anon29486307

01:14:29 BingoBoingo: Hello

01:14:40 TheNewDeal: oh hai

01:15:08 RebeccaBitcoin: Is this where Bitcoin pete hangs out?

01:15:25 BingoBoingo: It is indeed

01:15:28 kakobrekla: ;;seen bitcoinpete

01:15:28 gribble: bitcoinpete was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 2 hours, 41 minutes, and 8 seconds ago: <bitcoinpete> arighty. logged up and on my way. bon soir!

01:15:29 TheNewDeal: well, he's not the only one

01:15:37 benkay: who're you, RebeccaBitcoin ?

01:15:59 RebeccaBitcoin: I'm Rebecca, from coinforum

01:16:10 TheNewDeal: precarious punctuation, benkay?

01:16:24 benkay: TheNewDeal: pardon?

01:16:48 benkay: RebeccaBitcoin: what brings you by? pete piss someone you love off?

01:16:49 RebeccaBitcoin: I was reading Bitcoin Pete's blog and noticed that he frequently chats on irc, and set out to find this elusive place.

01:17:14 benkay: welcome, you've found the hotbed of cryptojihadi dissent

01:17:29 TheNewDeal: lol

01:17:33 RebeccaBitcoin: haha no, I like his blog. He seems to have pissed off the owner of coinforum who's accusing him of making false accusations against Ethereum.

01:17:45 benkay: link?

01:17:47 RebeccaBitcoin: I on the other hand agree with Pete, and have also been called out on that forum for critisizing

01:18:00 TheNewDeal: !s bitcoinpete blog

01:18:01 assbot: 88 results for 'bitcoinpete blog' : http://search.bitcoin-assets.com/?q=bitcoinpete+blog

01:18:06 decimation: you won't find many strong believers in altcoins here

01:18:07 RebeccaBitcoin: https://coinforum.ca/discussion/1813/ethereum-sale-has-begun/p2

01:18:11 assbot: Ethereum sale has begun - Page 2 - Canada's Bitcoin Community

01:18:19 kakobrekla: RebeccaBitcoin do yourself a favor , get in the wot.

01:18:24 RebeccaBitcoin: ya, whats that

01:18:28 TheNewDeal: http://bitcoinpete.com/

01:18:29 assbot: When Bitcoin Met Pete

01:18:48 RebeccaBitcoin: last time I used irc was like 15 years ago

01:18:59 TheNewDeal: there's some definitely strong Altcoin believers in here, no?

01:19:01 RebeccaBitcoin: actually no 10 years ago

01:19:27 Duffer1: strong altcoin trollers maybe :P

01:19:40 kakobrekla: RebeccaBitcoin http://wiki.bitcoin-assets.com/wot_and_reputation and http://wiki.bitcoin-assets.com/first_steps_in_bitcoin-assets

01:19:41 assbot: wot_and_reputation [bitcoin assets wiki]

01:19:41 assbot: first_steps_in_bitcoin-assets [bitcoin assets wiki]

01:19:51 TheNewDeal: WOL runs on atc at the moment, doesn't it?

01:21:42 decimation: just because you deal in a currency doesn't mean you view it as a savings vehicle

01:21:53 benkay: RebeccaBitcoin: can you use GPG?

01:22:29 RebeccaBitcoin: I was hoping IRC wasn't going to be as nerdy as it was 10 years ago. Apparently I'm wrong.

01:22:46 kakobrekla: nothing to do with irc.

01:22:59 RebeccaBitcoin: you get my point

01:23:01 RebeccaBitcoin: Anyway, yes I use GPG

01:23:35 benkay: k, great.

01:23:49 benkay: ;;google eregister bitcoin-otc web of trust

01:23:50 gribble: GPG authentication - bitcoin-otc wiki: http://wiki.bitcoin-otc.com/wiki/GPG_authentication; Beginners Guide - bitcoin-otc wiki: http://wiki.bitcoin-otc.com/wiki/Beginners_Guide; Gribble - Bitcoin: https://en.bitcoin.it/wiki/Gribble

01:24:00 RebeccaBitcoin: ya I'll figure it out

01:24:12 benkay: http://wiki.bitcoin-otc.com/wiki/GPG_authentication#Registration

01:24:13 assbot: GPG authentication - bitcoin-otc wiki

01:24:24 RebeccaBitcoin: in the meantime, feel free to keep authorizing me until I say something too offensive lol

01:24:36 benkay: can't really be done in these parts

01:25:22 RebeccaBitcoin: like omg Ethereum is so cool... and Vitalik is way cooler than Satoshi

01:25:47 benkay: the pimply guy who spreads quantum FUD? real cool.

01:25:55 RebeccaBitcoin: yes him

01:27:46 kakobrekla: quantum is cool.

01:27:55 benkay: ohyou.png

01:28:02 benkay: fucking freezing more like it

01:28:54 dub: inb4 gotta get bitcoin on friday

01:29:11 benkay: friday friday

01:29:15 RebeccaBitcoin: When are we going to the moon

01:29:22 benkay: ;;8ball moon when?

01:29:22 gribble: NO!

01:30:03 RebeccaBitcoin: hey is gribble a person?

01:30:16 kakobrekla: ;;8ball is gribble a person?

01:30:16 gribble: You know the answer better than I.

01:30:20 RebeccaBitcoin: lol

01:30:30 RebeccaBitcoin: i'm guessing no ;p

01:30:50 kakobrekla: ;;8ball is RebeccaBitcoin right?

01:30:51 gribble: One would be wise to think so.

01:30:55 kakobrekla: lucky.

01:31:01 RebeccaBitcoin: i know rite

01:31:21 benkay: at least it doesn't have the ?? ??? egg that many 8-ball bots implement

01:31:26 *: dub eats baller lentil salad

01:33:38 []bot: Bet created: "Bitcoin to drop under $500 before October" http://bitbet.us/bet/1006/

01:36:21 RebeccaBitcoin: exciting

01:36:46 kakobrekla: o look over 1k

01:36:57 kakobrekla: bets accepted.

01:37:07 dub: scam

01:37:07 benkay: freenode exodus when?

01:37:24 dub: wai?

01:37:50 benkay: reezuns.

01:38:57 benkay: http://mathoverflow.net/questions/26267/where-to-buy-premium-white-chalk-in-the-u-s-like-they-have-at-rims/26274#26274

01:38:58 assbot: teaching - Where to buy premium white chalk in the U.S., like they have at RIMS? - MathOverflow

01:39:41 RebeccaBitcoin: ;;8ball when will bitcoin pete be back?

01:39:41 gribble: NO.

01:40:01 RebeccaBitcoin: never?

01:40:15 kakobrekla: its a binary outcome, not descriptionary

01:40:26 kakobrekla: gotta ask the question right.

01:40:29 RebeccaBitcoin: my bad

01:40:42 benkay: ;;8ball will bitcoinpete be back before bitcoin is over 600?

01:40:43 gribble: Unlikely.

01:40:43 RebeccaBitcoin: ;;8ball will Bitcoin pete be back before my account loses its voice priveleges?

01:40:43 gribble: You know the answer better than I.

01:40:59 RebeccaBitcoin: ;;8ball no I don't. You suck.

01:40:59 gribble: The answer is certainly yes.

01:41:02 kakobrekla: sorry, ternary.

01:41:04 RebeccaBitcoin: ok thats more like it

01:41:15 kakobrekla: yes, no or fuck off.

01:41:43 cazalla: RebeccaBitcoin, coinguy sounds like an idiot

01:42:06 RebeccaBitcoin: He's probably a nice guy, but ya, don't know why he gets mad when we attack stuff

01:42:27 RebeccaBitcoin: I wanted to praise Bitcoin pete for his his critisisms of Ethereum. And then I wanted to make fun of him for the perma-hard on he has for mircea popescu

01:42:53 assbot: Last 1 lines bashed and pending review. ( http://dpaste.com/2SNZT5F.txt )

01:42:53 kakobrekla: !b 1

01:43:18 RebeccaBitcoin: umm k?

01:43:23 cazalla: well if you stick around, perhaps you can make use of that hard on

01:43:28 RebeccaBitcoin: lol

01:43:36 RebeccaBitcoin: what does it mean when I get bashed

01:43:58 kakobrekla: ;;t

01:44:01 gribble: Error: This url is not on the whitelist.

01:44:02 kakobrekla: ;;topic

01:44:02 gribble: http://bitcoin-assets.com || http://log.bitcoin-assets.com || http://bash.bitcoin-assets.com || http://blogs.bitcoin-assets.com

01:44:04 benkay: bash.bitcoin-assets.com

01:44:40 kakobrekla: <gribble> Error: This url is not on the whitelist. < how the fuck

01:44:52 cazalla: !up RebeccaBitcoin

01:44:56 RebeccaBitcoin: yay

01:48:16 RebeccaBitcoin: I wonder if I can trade my non-existent Ether prior to the launch

01:48:25 RebeccaBitcoin: Kinda like how people were trading gox coins

01:49:07 dub: seems to be question of the week

01:49:26 dub: HOW DOD I DUMP DIS

01:49:36 dub: oops caps, but lol caps

01:57:45 BingoBoingo: !up RebeccaBitcoin

01:58:16 RebeccaBitcoin: i've registered my name

01:58:19 RebeccaBitcoin: now I"m doing the GPG thing

02:00:12 mircea_popescu: dub whai r u link tardstalk moderated threads even

02:00:17 []bot: Bet created: "President Obama Impeached before 2015" http://bitbet.us/bet/1007/

02:00:59 dub: dereeted?

02:01:53 DreadKnight: mircea_popescu, is MPEx avoiding these methods to simplify things and going for predetermined price all the time? http://www.incademy.com/courses/How-the-stock-market-works/Offers-by-tender,-and-other-methods-of-admission/3/1014/10002

02:01:54 assbot: Incademy.com : How the stock market works : Offers by tender, and other methods of admission

02:02:13 dub: not dereeted, struck me as a hilarious capitulation to truth

02:02:20 RebeccaBitcoin: ;;eregister RebeccaBitcoin E431 B96E C1B5 BE61 12EE 9A8F 2DE0 3C7C 54AF 3F42

02:02:21 gribble: Error: 'E431' is not a valid GPG key id. Please use the long form 16 digit key id.

02:02:25 mircea_popescu: dub ok i see your point

02:02:30 mircea_popescu: RebeccaBitcoin who're you ?

02:03:10 RebeccaBitcoin: Didn't we already go through that?

02:03:19 mircea_popescu: DreadKnight a complicated topic and that's not a particularly relevant source or frame.

02:03:25 mircea_popescu: !s RebeccaBitcoin

02:03:25 assbot: 0 results for 'RebeccaBitcoin' : http://search.bitcoin-assets.com/?q=RebeccaBitcoin

02:03:30 RebeccaBitcoin: lol

02:03:31 mircea_popescu: no, apparently we didn't.

02:03:55 RebeccaBitcoin: hmm don't think that was supposed to appear publicly lol

02:03:56 gribble: Error: Could not retrieve your key from keyserver. Either it isn't there, or it is invalid.

02:04:01 RebeccaBitcoin: ;;eregister RebeccaBitcoin 2DE03C7C54AF3F42

02:04:06 gribble: Error: Could not retrieve your key from keyserver. Either it isn't there, or it is invalid.

02:04:10 DreadKnight: mircea_popescu, erm ok, but I'm trying to learn all the strings besides talking the talk

02:04:34 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16448 @ 0.00080406 = 13.2252 BTC [+] {2}

02:04:46 RebeccaBitcoin: k i'll figure that out later

02:04:54 mircea_popescu: RebeccaBitcoin if you just put it on the server it may take a coupla hours to propagate.

02:05:00 RebeccaBitcoin: where do I put it on the server?

02:05:38 RebeccaBitcoin: The instructions mention nothing about putting anything on a server

02:05:52 RebeccaBitcoin: I made a GPG key, typed the thing, didn't work

02:06:31 RebeccaBitcoin: Anyway to answer your question mircea_popescu, I read Bitcoin Pete's blog. A good portion of it is copy and paste's from here, so I thought I would come on to see what its all about.

02:06:57 mircea_popescu: that;s a point.

02:07:09 mircea_popescu: RebeccaBitcoin you gotta upload your key.

02:07:22 RebeccaBitcoin: And to quote myself from earlier: "I wanted to praise Bitcoin pete for his his critisisms of Ethereum. And then I wanted to make fun of him for the perma-hard on he has for mircea popescu "

02:07:25 dub: http://wiki.bitcoin-otc.com/wiki/GPG_authentication#Creating_a_GPG_key

02:07:26 assbot: GPG authentication - bitcoin-otc wiki

02:07:52 mircea_popescu: gpg --send-keys 54AF3F42

02:08:12 RebeccaBitcoin: gpg --send-keys 54AF3F42

02:08:15 mircea_popescu: RebeccaBitcoin what if you get a perma-nipple-on for me too ?

02:08:19 mircea_popescu: not here silly. in cli.

02:08:26 RebeccaBitcoin: in cli?

02:08:54 mircea_popescu: command line interface. what os do you use ?

02:10:26 RebeccaBitcoin: mac

02:10:29 RebeccaBitcoin: OS something

02:10:56 DreadKnight: X marks the spot.

02:11:46 mircea_popescu: RebeccaBitcoin extract your pubkey, dump int by hand in http://pool.sks-keyservers.net/

02:11:46 assbot: pks.ms.mff.cuni.cz OpenPGP Keyservers

02:11:57 mircea_popescu: cuni.cz ? srsly ?

02:12:19 kakobrekla: benkay assbot fixed

02:12:43 RebeccaBitcoin: done

02:12:50 RebeccaBitcoin: public key added

02:12:55 RebeccaBitcoin: to the cuni.cz thing

02:12:58 RebeccaBitcoin: your link didn't work

02:13:02 mircea_popescu: cool so give it an hour or two so gribble can see it.

02:13:20 RebeccaBitcoin: ok

02:13:21 mircea_popescu: RebeccaBitcoin are you one of those difficuly jewish young women we read about ?

02:13:32 RebeccaBitcoin: lol not jewish

02:13:57 RebeccaBitcoin: Irish. Red hair.

02:14:26 kakobrekla: dont we already have an irish ?

02:14:36 RebeccaBitcoin: i'm in canada

02:14:45 RebeccaBitcoin: and born here

02:14:59 mircea_popescu: i think we already have an irish yeah

02:15:01 mircea_popescu: sorry rebecca.

02:16:21 DreadKnight: Noe's arch supposedly had 2 of each kind

02:16:33 mircea_popescu: yeah but the other irish is also a girl.

02:16:40 DreadKnight: lol, nice

02:17:41 mircea_popescu: TheNewDeal: WOL runs on atc at the moment, doesn't it? << nah btc.

02:17:45 mircea_popescu: also has atc tho

02:18:32 mircea_popescu: RebeccaBitcoin: I was hoping IRC wasn't going to be as nerdy as it was 10 years ago. Apparently I'm wrong. << how the fuck is this place nerdy

02:18:49 mircea_popescu: and also, noted the 15 years ago. you don't get to make yourself under 30 again that easily!

02:18:51 dub: no emojiis

02:19:31 RebeccaBitcoin: haha

02:19:34 RebeccaBitcoin: i'm 28

02:19:54 mircea_popescu: or 33.

02:19:58 mircea_popescu: dub: scam <<

02:19:59 RebeccaBitcoin: ;p

02:20:01 DreadKnight: you've been missing out a lot of good stuff since you fled from IRC, RebeccaBitcoin

02:20:15 mircea_popescu: yeah. britney died, mj died,

02:20:18 mircea_popescu: sid vicious died,

02:20:30 mod6: :(

02:20:45 mircea_popescu: margaret thatcher got alzheimers, golda meir won the washington state beauty pageant

02:20:48 mircea_popescu: (for old horses)

02:21:06 RebeccaBitcoin: As for how is this place nerdy: you want me to upload GPG keys, talk to some robot named gribble... and use IRC

02:21:19 mircea_popescu: ;;google trilema i'll pay for your tits

02:21:20 gribble: I'll pay for your tits pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.: http://trilema.com/2014/ill-pay-for-your-tits/; Iunie 2014 pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.: http://trilema.com/2014/06; They really are Buttcoins nao pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.: http://trilema.com/2013/they-really-are-buttcoins-nao/

02:21:31 mircea_popescu: you can also write hex on your tits for bitcoin.

02:21:38 DreadKnight: isn't cli considered one of the most nerdiest things? besides compiling and editing config files...

02:21:53 mircea_popescu: DreadKnight not having a gf is considered the most nerdiest thing.

02:22:12 DreadKnight: erm xD

02:22:23 RebeccaBitcoin: You know who's not a nerd. Vitalik

02:22:27 RebeccaBitcoin: hahahaha

02:22:33 mircea_popescu: did you snort ?

02:22:45 RebeccaBitcoin: Its hard not to when laughing at that pic

02:22:53 mircea_popescu: buckteeth ?

02:23:07 dub: newbet: buttcoin <$500 by august

02:23:24 mircea_popescu: scam.

02:24:06 DreadKnight: 3 days left, don't see it happen

02:24:24 mircea_popescu: ;;8ball wouldja hit on RebeccaBitcoin ?

02:24:24 gribble: About as likely as pigs flying.

02:24:52 RebeccaBitcoin: ;p

02:27:01 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23900 @ 0.000803 = 19.1917 BTC [-] {2}

02:28:46 BingoBoingo: !up RebeccaBitcoin

02:28:53 RebeccaBitcoin: thankyou

02:31:41 mircea_popescu: RebeccaBitcoin so what do you do for a living ?

02:33:09 RebeccaBitcoin: Micky D's. I started on the fry station, but after about 10 years Ronald promoted me to drive thru.

02:34:09 mircea_popescu: you know lieing is a sin.

02:34:41 DreadKnight: it was funny though

02:35:16 RebeccaBitcoin: Just because I omitted that I also gave him a blow job doesn't mean I lied ;p

02:37:26 Duffer1: i think i saw that on pornhub once

02:37:35 RebeccaBitcoin: haha

02:37:50 DreadKnight: a dude blowing another dude? gay

02:38:09 RebeccaBitcoin: I am a web designer

02:38:34 kakobrekla: do you have a portfolio online

02:38:45 RebeccaBitcoin: no

02:38:57 mircea_popescu: (he probably is looking to hire one)

02:38:59 kakobrekla: tempted to bash it.

02:39:37 RebeccaBitcoin: good plan

02:39:56 DreadKnight: you can't be a web designer without portfolio

02:40:02 DreadKnight: means starving artist

02:40:21 cazalla: or another transgender on disability

02:40:22 RebeccaBitcoin: You didn't ask if I have a portfolio. You asked if I have a portfolio online.

02:40:58 BingoBoingo: Well, you'd assume the web design portfilo be online...

02:40:59 decimation: do you find the kyriarchy oppressive?

02:41:15 BingoBoingo: Unless the clients already all replaced the designs

02:41:18 DreadKnight: you don't ask a web designer for *online* portfolio, he assumes that

02:41:23 RebeccaBitcoin: You would assume that, however I value my clients' privacy.

02:41:25 kakobrekla: RebeccaBitcoin clay tablets not much of use.

02:41:35 DreadKnight: argh, you beat me to it, BingoBoingo

02:41:57 mircea_popescu: <decimation> do you find the kyriarchy oppressive? << should porolly be #b-a motto

02:42:10 DreadKnight: RebeccaBitcoin, it's not the issue if you value that crap, the issue is you don't get clients if you don't have one, unless in a few cases

02:42:37 mircea_popescu: RebeccaBitcoin one'd think people hiring web designers are into publicity rather than privacy.

02:43:17 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18850 @ 0.00080051 = 15.0896 BTC [-]

02:43:17 RebeccaBitcoin: you might think that

02:44:09 DreadKnight: http://www.behindtheblueline.ca/blog/blueline/wp-content/uploads/troll.jpg

02:44:44 RebeccaBitcoin: ;p

02:45:09 kakobrekla: who is the troll?

02:45:15 asciilifeform: and who the hell is vitalik?

02:45:20 RebeccaBitcoin: hahaha

02:45:23 DreadKnight: what is love?

02:45:25 RebeccaBitcoin: google images vitalik

02:45:43 cazalla: DreadKnight, you would have trolls starve?

02:45:48 kakobrekla: asci the brains behind etherum

02:45:59 asciilifeform: aha him

02:46:03 DreadKnight: cazalla, no :( such artwork

02:46:22 asciilifeform: thiel grant fellow

02:46:29 RebeccaBitcoin: the true brains behind ethereum is whoever conned people into handing over 7000 bitcoin

02:46:52 cazalla: RebeccaBitcoin, you bought some though

02:46:58 asciilifeform: 7000 - that's grandmaster level chumpatronics

02:47:21 RebeccaBitcoin: I did, sadly before I saw mircea's 5000 ether offer

02:47:55 cazalla: double down

02:48:17 decimation: ascii it seems this scheme is designed to recruit chumps to run the chumpatron

02:48:30 kakobrekla: just wait until she realizes portfolio should be put online

02:48:43 asciilifeform: decimation: as with any professional-grade chumpatronic circuit.

02:49:00 DreadKnight: kakobrekla, haha, that would be progress

02:49:27 RebeccaBitcoin: I think there is a good chance I'll be able to flip it, like most scamcoins

02:49:43 kakobrekla: yeah find the next sucker.

02:49:50 mircea_popescu: asciilifeform derp who did "bitcoin magazine" copyediting for a short interval right after it was stolen from its previous owners by a bitpay-led alliance

02:49:53 RebeccaBitcoin: and no dickbrains, my portfolio is intentionally not online

02:50:07 mircea_popescu: then as that sunk moved on to bizarre shilling of quantum computing and assorting other scams

02:50:09 DreadKnight: "scamcoin" wonder if there would be people actually buying such a coin xD

02:50:11 mircea_popescu: now doing eth.

02:50:34 asciilifeform: wait he's the one with the grover's algo piece, isn't he

02:50:38 kakobrekla: do i get to see the clay tablets if i come for a visit?

02:50:40 mircea_popescu: otherwise, teenager with no education, no value and no prospects entertaining delusions of self importance. the andreoderpulous school of nothing.

02:50:55 RebeccaBitcoin: sure

02:51:34 RebeccaBitcoin: Education is overrated

02:51:46 RebeccaBitcoin: especially in north america

02:52:16 kakobrekla: sez bagholder.

02:52:16 DreadKnight: America likes to train slaves and tell them they're free

02:52:52 DreadKnight: either as a college graduate with huge debts or being in jail

02:52:55 asciilifeform: RebeccaBitcoin: you're a friend of vitalik b.? i'm rather curious to learn how to simulate grover's algo on a classical cpu.

02:53:11 DreadKnight: or part of Uncle Sam

02:53:27 RebeccaBitcoin: asci I think you've misread my comments about him

02:53:38 asciilifeform: in polynomial time.

02:53:56 asciilifeform: so, not a friend ?

02:54:03 RebeccaBitcoin: never met him in person

02:54:08 RebeccaBitcoin: and no, not a friend

02:55:27 RebeccaBitcoin: time to try this gribble crap again

02:55:28 RebeccaBitcoin: ;;eregister RebeccaBitcoin 2DE03C7C54AF3F42

02:55:31 gribble: Request successful for user RebeccaBitcoin, hostmask RebeccaBitcoin!461a7a92@gateway/web/cgi-irc/kiwiirc.com/ip.70.26.122.146. Get your encrypted OTP from http://bitcoin-otc.com/otps/2DE03C7C54AF3F42

02:55:34 RebeccaBitcoin: omg it worked

02:56:04 asciilifeform: ;;rate RebeccaBitcoin 1 new blood

02:56:04 gribble: Error: User doesn't exist in the Rating or GPG databases. User must be GPG-registered to receive ratings.

02:56:15 RebeccaBitcoin: wait

02:56:17 RebeccaBitcoin: not fully done yet

02:56:30 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 32050 @ 0.00080001 = 25.6403 BTC [-] {2}

02:56:49 mircea_popescu: RebeccaBitcoin i knew a chick that did the same "flipping" thing. her : http://polimedia.us/trilema/2013/internet-story/

02:56:52 assbot: Internet story pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.

02:56:57 mircea_popescu: it... didn't work out so well on the mid term.

02:59:39 asciilifeform: !up RebeccaBitcoin

02:59:43 decimation: asciilifeform: you might find this site interesting: http://www.blitzortung.org/Webpages/index.php?lang=en&page_0=30 < poor-man's global lightning strike detection network

02:59:43 assbot: Blitzortung.org – lightning map USA, Canada – thunderstorms and lightning strikes

03:00:43 asciilifeform: decimation: interesting in so far as the detector (http://www.blitzortung.org/Webpages/index.php?lang=en&page=2) could be configured instead to detect... other things

03:01:14 asciilifeform: a 'crowd' spectrum analyzer, that would be something to write home about.

03:01:41 decimation: yeah, I agree. there are several designs for different bearing detection systems

03:01:55 asciilifeform: FedsAroundMe.

03:02:02 RebeccaBitcoin: ;;everify [freenode:#bitcoin-otc:c42ebf3f844a223bcb30c60226a8a78d0376fd0a48477175e41e4971]

03:02:03 gribble: Error: "freenode:#bitcoin-otc:c42ebf3f844a223bcb30c60226a8a78d0376fd0a48477175e41e4971" is not a valid command.

03:02:15 RebeccaBitcoin: ;;everify [freenode:#bitcoin-otc:c42ebf3f844a223bcb30c60226a8a78d0376fd0a48477175e41e4971

03:02:16 gribble: Error: Missing "]". You may want to quote your arguments with double quotes in order to prevent extra brackets from being evaluated as nested commands.

03:02:24 RebeccaBitcoin: ;;everify [freenode:#bitcoin-otc:c42ebf3f844a223bcb30c60226a8a78d0376fd0a48477175e41e4971]

03:02:24 asciilifeform: RebeccaBitcoin: snip off the squarebrackets

03:02:24 gribble: Error: "freenode:#bitcoin-otc:c42ebf3f844a223bcb30c60226a8a78d0376fd0a48477175e41e4971" is not a valid command.

03:02:29 RebeccaBitcoin: ok

03:02:31 asciilifeform: no quotes

03:02:35 RebeccaBitcoin: ;;everify freenode:#bitcoin-otc:c42ebf3f844a223bcb30c60226a8a78d0376fd0a48477175e41e4971

03:02:36 decimation: if you spend any time listening to police radios (those that aren't encrypted - which is most these days) you realize that the cops use regular mobile phones for the most sensitive stuff

03:02:36 gribble: Registration successful. You are now authenticated for user RebeccaBitcoin with key 2DE03C7C54AF3F42

03:02:38 RebeccaBitcoin: yay

03:02:49 asciilifeform: ;;rate RebeccaBitcoin 1 new blood

03:02:51 gribble: Rating entry successful. Your rating of 1 for user RebeccaBitcoin has been recorded.

03:03:08 RebeccaBitcoin: awesome, so I can chat now without having to as assbot for permission?

03:03:14 RebeccaBitcoin: ask*

03:03:14 asciilifeform: aye

03:03:25 Duffer1: auth then msg assbot !up

03:03:29 RebeccaBitcoin: cool

03:03:48 Duffer1: msg gribble to auth btw :P

03:04:07 RebeccaBitcoin: I alraedy did that didn't i

03:04:19 RebeccaBitcoin: you mean each time I log in

03:04:27 Duffer1: right

03:04:34 asciilifeform: decimation: radio sets that use 'trunking' sometimes transmit even when no one is speaking. so you can still 'feds-around-me.'

03:05:31 decimation: yeah being able to de-multiplex the trunking system while simultaneously calculating bearings would not be a simple task

03:05:44 RebeccaBitcoin: I have a question for mircea

03:05:49 asciilifeform: decimation: no need to demultiplex. just look for who is putting out rf

03:05:57 asciilifeform: at the officially allocated frequencies

03:05:58 asciilifeform: and where.

03:06:00 Duffer1: paging mircea_popescu to the desk

03:06:02 RebeccaBitcoin: do you ever worry that the US will try to arrest you, with the help of Romania, for your "illegal securities" with magical internet money?

03:06:21 mircea_popescu: Duffer1 hm ?

03:06:31 Duffer1: <RebeccaBitcoin> I have a question for mircea

03:06:39 mircea_popescu: RebeccaBitcoin no.

03:06:49 RebeccaBitcoin: really? Because they have arrested people in romania before, with the help of romania

03:06:57 RebeccaBitcoin: For credit card fraud and things

03:07:03 mircea_popescu: my lot is not to worry, my lot is to preemptive strike.

03:07:11 decimation: well for that you can use the old-school "sniffer": http://www.optoelectronics.com/#!spectrum-scout/cpvx

03:07:36 asciilifeform: decimation: idea was, a distributed network thereof.

03:07:57 asciilifeform: decimation: like that lightning strike map.

03:08:03 mircea_popescu: and speaking of eastern yurp, http://31.media.tumblr.com/626f978651d94de22ffc020339f1bf42/tumblr_mlk3amzTnP1qlne6uo1_500.jpg

03:08:20 decimation: yeah that's an interesting idea, I think it would take alot of work to filter out stuff not-of-interest

03:08:58 asciilifeform: decimation: no need to filter anything at the receiver end. just plot the whole range of the scanner node.

03:09:39 decimation: like the amplitude of the frequency spectrum across a wide band?

03:10:00 asciilifeform: correct.

03:10:44 decimation: yeah it would be neat to have a distributed, public network of that kind of thing.

03:11:09 ThickAsThieves: ;;ticker

03:11:10 gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 584.73, Best ask: 585.0, Bid-ask spread: 0.27000, Last trade: 585.03, 24 hour volume: 3674.72868346, 24 hour low: 584.32, 24 hour high: 599.4, 24 hour vwap: 592.022325397

03:12:43 decimation: poor-man's substitute: single channel shortwave receivers available on-demand: http://www.globaltuners.com/receiver/ and http://websdr.ewi.utwente.nl:8901/

03:12:43 assbot: GlobalTuners - On-line remotely controlled tuners

03:12:43 assbot: Wide-band WebSDR in JO32KF

03:13:37 decimation: the twente one has your live spectrogram

03:13:50 RebeccaBitcoin: cool its crashing

03:14:26 decimation: heh you can hear the "buzzer" on 4.625 MHz

03:15:54 decimation: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UVB-76

03:15:54 assbot: UVB-76 - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

03:21:01 asciilifeform: decimation: http://priyom.org/military-stations/russia/monolyth-messages-description.aspx

03:21:01 assbot: Monolyth messages description Priyom.org Number Stations Research

03:21:26 asciilifeform: russia traditionally uses traditional dead tree codebooks.

03:21:40 asciilifeform: as in, 19th c. state of the art.

03:22:43 asciilifeform: (this is not news)

03:24:10 decimation: interesting, thanks for the link. Here's some unusual UVB-76 transmissions you can probably understand: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyKEEDQzt7c

03:24:10 assbot: UVB-76 Buzzer new message format 2013-24-26january mystery - YouTube

03:28:03 asciilifeform: decimation: nothing useful to understand - military alphabet plus numeric codes.

03:28:17 asciilifeform: aka english 'whiskey, tango, foxtrot' etc

03:28:49 decimation: interesting

03:29:45 asciilifeform: without the codebook, it's just random crud.

03:29:46 mircea_popescu: russians at least have the common sense to use erika

03:29:52 mircea_popescu: and other girls names

03:31:11 decimation: In the ww-ii era the US used mostly first names instead of the nato alphabet: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joint_Army/Navy_Phonetic_Alphabet

03:31:11 assbot: Joint Army/Navy Phonetic Alphabet - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

03:31:40 asciilifeform: decimation: funnily that's the one that was taught to me

03:31:43 decimation: interestingly, all male names though...

03:32:52 decimation: the international standard is now: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NATO_phonetic_alphabet

03:32:53 assbot: NATO phonetic alphabet - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

03:33:19 RebeccaBitcoin: why did I need to do the !up thing again

03:33:24 RebeccaBitcoin: I thought you guys vouched for me or whatever

03:33:45 decimation: if you listen to the amateur radio bands using that uni. of twente receiver you will hear plenty of "non-standard" phoentics being used

03:33:45 asciilifeform: RebeccaBitcoin: we all have to self-up periodically

03:35:05 Duffer1: when an authed person !up someone it only lasts 30mins, once you're authed you can !up yourself

03:35:25 Duffer1: it lasts much longer

03:35:34 RebeccaBitcoin: ah

03:35:41 RebeccaBitcoin: fancy

03:36:20 decimation: interestingly a ham radio operator knew about the invasion of the falklands before HMG knew what was going on: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/6514011.stm

03:36:20 assbot: BBC NEWS | UK | How BBC man scooped invasion news

03:55:28 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 25300 @ 0.00080241 = 20.301 BTC [+]

03:58:05 benkay: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=826_1406461813

03:58:06 assbot: LiveLeak.com - this is what happens when money loses its value

04:01:46 DreadKnight: guess not many banks and ATM's in that country

04:05:38 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18900 @ 0.00080221 = 15.1618 BTC [-] {2}

04:10:41 benkay: logistics nightmare

04:13:46 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 72450 @ 0.0008053 = 58.344 BTC [+] {4}

04:14:29 DreadKnight: probably fun to make it rain since they're not worth much; kinda like it happens in #dogecoin channel

04:19:22 mircea_popescu: lol if one googles for "neobee antonopoulous" this is one of the things that pop up : http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http%3A%2F%2F31.media.tumblr.com%2F733c20c6aa6e43421e8082b4cd9ee446%2Ftumblr_mj8quhsSxT1s7eb1eo1_500.jpg&imgrefurl=http%3A%2F%2Flog.bitcoin-assets.com%2F%3Fdate%3D01-04-2014&h=667&w=500&tbnid=7h5x_cFqNLlrMM%3A&zoom=1&docid=v8G8QDFeiwK43M&ei=Gc_VU7nbJ_PesAS7o4G4Bw&tbm=isch&ved=0CFsQMyhTMFM4ZA&iact=rc

04:19:22 assbot: Google Image Result for http://31.media.tumblr.com/733c20c6aa6e43421e8082b4cd9ee446/tumblr_mj8quhsSxT1s7eb1eo1_500.jpg

04:19:23 mircea_popescu: &uact=3&dur=860&page=12&start=174&ndsp=15

04:19:23 gribble: Error: "uact=3&dur=860&page=12&start=174&ndsp=15" is not a valid command.

04:19:36 mircea_popescu: i would guess it's an allegory of the investors ?

04:20:51 dub: I think one will find one has to already have googled for a lot of bent over skank

04:22:01 dub: did andreas have something to do with neobee?

04:22:21 mircea_popescu: dub yes, he pumped it.

04:22:33 mircea_popescu: which is how a lot of derps ended up burned.

04:22:54 dub: tbh I dont know what neobee was, it was all over before I bothered to look

04:23:11 benkay: felt like it was going on forever

04:23:34 dub: gave all the ipo money to scammers for safekeeping seemed to be the gist

04:25:46 mircea_popescu: the pump was never ceasing, at the time

04:25:51 mircea_popescu: a lot like ethereum, actually.

04:26:14 mircea_popescu: all the self=appointed "community" derps putting on their best airs of "professionalism" and "real world bla bla"

04:26:40 mircea_popescu: http://trilema.com/2014/these-fucktards-have-to-be-immortalised-theyre-worse-than-dr-foreskin-even/ << representative.

04:26:42 assbot: These fucktards have to be immortalised, they’re worse than Dr. Foreskin even pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.

04:32:04 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 702 @ 0.00300782 = 2.1115 BTC [+] {4}

04:37:44 mircea_popescu: !up bud

04:41:53 mircea_popescu: http://38.media.tumblr.com/5689cdc1768b7c5781c7ae7932b88fd4/tumblr_mrqw2qQMxQ1s23gt0o1_500.jpg and a study in eastern european architecture

04:41:56 mircea_popescu: and other things

04:45:17 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.1749799 = 0.5249 BTC [+]

04:46:18 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 8 @ 0.17498247 = 1.3999 BTC [+] {2}

04:49:23 penguirker: New blog post: http://trilema.com/2014/advertising-sucks-an-illustrated-narrative/

04:54:00 dub: why comics?

04:54:31 benkay: ;;isitdown mediacru.sh

04:54:32 gribble: mediacru.sh is up

04:57:15 dub: I guess the comics you mention are primarily for aspies and shutins

04:57:25 dub: which is your market

04:58:21 dub: I'd posit wol is even too dull for that set

04:58:31 dub: you need to go after actual autists and serial killers

04:59:36 benkay: I wonder where BingoBoingo fits into this

05:01:09 dub: not sure there exists enough ritalin to hold your average comic consumbers attention throughout a wol round

05:01:40 BingoBoingo: dub: minigames are a thing

05:02:50 dub: maybe the barrier is the whole cryptocurrency thing

05:06:38 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.1749998 = 0.875 BTC [+] {3}

05:10:45 dub: I know a couple of people who read all of the sites you mentioned, highly intelligent absolutely bone idle, really interested in bitcoin until the conversation is over

05:12:44 mircea_popescu: dub> I guess the comics you mention are primarily for aspies and shutins << wol right ?

05:13:26 dub: keep reading

05:14:04 xmj: aspie commics?

05:14:05 xmj: where?

05:14:25 benkay: DreadKnight: captcha is broken on ancientbeast

05:14:46 mircea_popescu: http://www.usdebtclock.org/ >>> omg look at the source for that page

05:14:47 assbot: U.S. National Debt Clock : Real Time

05:14:51 mircea_popescu: who the fuck comes up with all this inanity

05:15:32 xmj: dub: ^^

05:16:11 dub: xmj: http://trilema.com/2014/advertising-sucks-an-illustrated-narrative/

05:16:14 assbot: Advertising sucks, an illustrated narrative pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.

05:16:20 benkay: asp?

05:16:33 mircea_popescu: dub no i meant it ironically. "it's for wot, right ?"

05:16:41 mircea_popescu: bah. wol*

05:16:53 mircea_popescu: of fucking course comic fiends are a good fit.

05:17:08 xmj: dub: tyvm

05:17:55 cazalla: sif not use 1 weird tip for advertising

05:18:05 dub: outside of the therapist chair, this demographic never sits still long enough to obtain bitcoin

05:18:53 xmj: ugh

05:18:56 xmj: gotta hate those

05:18:57 dub: perhaps besides dedicated criminals like Ukyo or usagi

05:19:01 mircea_popescu: at least they got govt checks coming in.

05:19:02 benkay: need to be advertising on last psychiatrist

05:19:08 mircea_popescu: unlike the rest of the reddit population

05:19:14 benkay: maybe for a different thing, though.

05:19:21 mircea_popescu: cazalla hm ?

05:19:35 xmj: benkay: what about good looking loser and delicious tacos

05:20:10 benkay: chateau heartiste maybe

05:20:19 benkay: nobody'll run ads on that guy's site.

05:20:25 cazalla: mircea_popescu, you've never seen the 1 weird tip adverts?

05:20:27 mircea_popescu: i would if he came here.

05:20:36 mircea_popescu: cazalla nope. i live an ad free existence

05:20:38 mircea_popescu: add free, too.

05:21:16 cazalla: likewise but it was one of the most popular campaigns used to slang acai berries

05:21:24 mircea_popescu: so how does it work ?

05:21:40 cazalla: https://www.google.com/search?q=1+weird+tip&client=ubuntu&hs=xoz&channel=fs&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=2t3VU6b_HYX48QWtj4L4Bg&ved=0CAkQ_AUoAg&biw=1855&bih=983

05:21:41 assbot: 1 weird tip - Google-Suche

05:21:53 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13750 @ 0.00080447 = 11.0615 BTC [-]

05:21:54 mircea_popescu: http://38.media.tumblr.com/82d3d46722e6eecdf8a69fb1113e684e/tumblr_mihyzfyH2u1qa258ao1_500.jpg << looking at life from a redneck wife's perspective.

05:22:12 cazalla: works great for weight loss, weight gain

05:22:20 bitcoinpete: looks like i missed RebeccaBitcoin...

05:22:26 mircea_popescu: that thing's so idiotic omfg.

05:22:27 bitcoinpete: glad to see she dropped by

05:22:45 cazalla: i don't think anything would work well, at least that i can think of, for bitcoin ventures

05:24:41 mircea_popescu: right in there with the "find out this <pleb group> secret that makes <elite group> angry" and "it's not a joke you've really won"

05:25:03 mircea_popescu: the govt should be using taxpayer funds to lure idiots with this type of ads and then rape and kill them.

05:25:08 mircea_popescu: i'd pay taxes for that.

05:25:34 bitcoinpete: ;;later tell RebeccaBitcoin what can i say? it's hard to hide this much tenting. hope to catch you next time :)

05:25:34 cazalla: why not use facebook and narrow down to a demographic that likes bitcoin, neobee, andreas etc

05:25:34 gribble: The operation succeeded.

05:25:38 dub: you want to market WoL to people whose hobby is wearing other peoples skin

05:25:55 cazalla: 1 weird tip that doubled my bitcoin

05:26:06 mircea_popescu: The accumulated number of ?impressions? ? the number of times it has flashed by someone on the Internet over the past 18 months? runs into ?the tens of billions,? estimates Steve Wernikoff, a government lawyer who has tracked it. ?It?s just a tremendous amount.? << i dunno about "tens of billions". i got millions in mere days.

05:26:08 bitcoinpete: dub lmao

05:26:11 mircea_popescu: moar like hundreds of trillions amirite.

05:26:32 mircea_popescu: cazalla i have yet to hear of a facebook campaign that made money.

05:26:37 mircea_popescu: outside of spambots, which meh.

05:27:33 cazalla: i know someone but it involved him creating fake ad agencies in order to do it all on credit and then left facebook hanging

05:27:47 cazalla: it all caught up with him a few months ago though

05:27:55 benkay: they went after him?

05:28:03 benkay: must be getting desperate for revenooooz

05:28:05 bitcoinpete: benkay: i'd like to see this diagram someday… y'know your blog would've been a good place for such a thing

05:28:10 cazalla: benkay, yep

05:28:19 benkay: bitcoinpete: which diagram?

05:28:34 benkay: oh oh natphil

05:28:36 cazalla: benkay, http://nypost.com/2014/05/22/wolf-of-wall-street-wannabe-allegedly-dupes-facebook-into-ad-schemes/

05:28:36 assbot: ‘Wolf of Wall Street’ wannabe ‘duped Facebook into ad scheme’ | New York Post

05:28:36 bitcoinpete: benkay but then you had to go and fucking kill it. shit costs you pennies!

05:28:50 benkay: bitcoinpete: it costs me far more then pennies of time.

05:28:55 bitcoinpete: benkay: yup. dat natural, foresty philosophy

05:29:05 bitcoinpete: but you're alreayd making the shit

05:29:08 benkay: bitcoinpete: it'll be back eventually. in the middle of some hectic shit though.

05:29:10 bitcoinpete: already*

05:29:14 bitcoinpete: in this case at least

05:29:21 benkay: yeah yeah.

05:29:39 benkay: only thing worse than a blog nobody reads is taking such down and having people pester you about it.

05:29:56 bitcoinpete: welcome to the 7th layer of hell

05:30:36 bitcoinpete: nao make sure to include dante in your kiddie diagram

05:30:50 benkay: having been through the whole m.e. curriculum helps with designing word problems

05:31:05 mircea_popescu: <benkay> only thing worse than a blog nobody reads is taking such down and having people pester you about it. << apparently someone read it.

05:31:17 benkay: mircea_popescu: that'd be the subtext, yeah

05:31:23 benkay: being wrong about things

05:31:28 bitcoinpete: right, these blogs are catering to the 1%, neh?

05:31:41 bitcoinpete: 10 hits is something

05:31:45 mircea_popescu: http://38.media.tumblr.com/0ea3d1b3dcd6561e5445a69c0c2ef3a4/tumblr_mt2jam2vbt1qlne6uo1_500.jpg << cowgirls and indian...girls.

05:31:57 benkay: i think people actually sent me bitcoin to my bitbet referral addr too, bitcoin

05:32:00 benkay: i think people actually sent me bitcoin to my bitbet referral addr too, bitcoinpete

05:32:09 benkay: man you ppl gotta stop it with bitcointhis and bitcointhat

05:32:23 mircea_popescu: <bitcoinpete> 10 hits is something << ironically, if my wol comic ad campaign hit on one me that then plonked a large bitcoin stash down it'd have been worth it.

05:32:52 cazalla: i don't trust people who use bitcointhis, bitcointhat for names, bitcoinpete withstanding

05:32:58 mircea_popescu: yeah benkay has a point. can you be omething else other than bitcoinpete, bitcoinpete ? you're driving others into sin, like rebecca the jewish irish

05:33:24 bitcoinpete: she should be bitcoinbecky anyways

05:33:30 mircea_popescu: jesus.

05:33:43 bitcoinpete: k fine fuck

05:33:51 dub: if he doesnt use it somone else will

05:34:11 mircea_popescu: why not just be petedushe ?

05:34:23 bitcoinpete: drop teh e

05:34:28 bitcoinpete: perhaps

05:34:29 mircea_popescu: much better brand than any derivative of a trademark you don't own/

05:34:35 bitcoinpete: or just pdush

05:34:36 mircea_popescu: ptdsh ?

05:34:53 bitcoinpete: pdoosh ?

05:35:19 *: mircea_popescu is a staunch believer in the firstname

05:35:20 benkay: pdouche

05:35:27 mircea_popescu: _lastname school of personal branding.

05:35:27 bitcoinpete: but since when is driving others into sin so… bad?

05:35:45 bitcoinpete: peter_dushenski…

05:35:51 bitcoinpete: but then i need a new blog name

05:35:57 cazalla: !up vancleef

05:35:58 mircea_popescu: better soon than late.

05:36:02 bitcoinpete: which seems like a shame.

05:36:06 VanCleef: hey guys

05:36:08 bitcoinpete: myeah

05:36:11 VanCleef: thanks for the up

05:36:16 VanCleef: quick question

05:36:26 bitcoinpete: heya VanCleef

05:36:59 VanCleef: you know how people post up their company on the securities section of bitcointalk. When writing one of these IPO's is there a format you should follow?

05:37:18 dub: lol

05:37:26 mircea_popescu: "I know, I know, I don't have any real power, but maybe someday a man will give me some."

05:37:31 mircea_popescu: fucking hell tlp... HOW ?

05:37:44 mircea_popescu: there's this romanian joke about the man who begged god for to win at the lottery

05:37:46 Duffer1: imlegit send me m0nie plx kthnx

05:37:50 mircea_popescu: every day morning noo and night he begged

05:37:56 VanCleef: could anyone direct me to the right direction?

05:38:00 mircea_popescu: thirty years down the road, a booming voice is heard

05:38:05 mircea_popescu: WOULD YOU BUY A FUCKING TICKET

05:38:41 mircea_popescu: VanCleef btctalk is kinda looked down upon as a shitty venue

05:38:53 VanCleef: yeh that's true

05:39:03 VanCleef: but cyptostocks and havelock are no better

05:39:07 mircea_popescu: besides which, nobody here has any experience doing what you're asking for, excep perhaps for mpoe-pr and tat, and neither of them take the forum seriously enough to consider

05:39:22 benkay: what are you listing, VanCleef ?

05:39:26 benkay: "listing"

05:39:36 VanCleef: ahh ok i guess i'll just look around at how other people have done it and sort of based it on that

05:40:11 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 27100 @ 0.00080636 = 21.8524 BTC [+] {3}

05:40:16 mircea_popescu: you can start with s.limbs

05:40:54 benkay: http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2013/220/2/e/the_witch_s_house___cut_off_the_teddy_bear_s_limbs_by_jedediah40_5d-d6h9znw.jpg // dunno why but that came up when googling for "s.limbs"

05:41:35 mircea_popescu: perhaps for the obvious reason : that comic fandoms are the right venue ?

05:42:07 dub: math and loli

05:42:37 DreadKnight: mircea_popescu, since you mentioned s.limbs, where do I see info about it? http://mpex.ws/?mpsic=S.LIMBS does nothing;

05:42:37 assbot: MPEx, the Bitcoin securities exchange.

05:47:58 bitcoinpete: mircea_popescu: seeing how there’s eleven million Bitcoins and seven billion people << 13 mn btc. get with teh times

05:49:43 bitcoinpete: mircea_popescu: and seriously, on a scale of 1-10, how fucking necessary is this name change thing? cuz it sorta unwinds 6 months of input, which, granted could be worse. but before i take this shit to heart and come up with something new…

05:50:40 benkay: bitcoinpete: what, you ask all the people who've rated you to rate your new id, and rate the new id from the old id with a 10 or something, call it a day

05:51:02 benkay: you effectively have a trust chain stretching back to your first rating, even though the nick's different and may have different ratings.

05:51:22 benkay: but bitcoin* is kinda short on the creativity

05:51:33 bitcoinpete: benkay: fair enough. and i've been considering it privately… just haven't come up with a better url as much as anything

05:52:49 benkay: ask TheNewDeal how painful it was - i recall it being more or less settled within a week

05:52:52 dub: on a scale of 1 to fuck off 1'd say fuck off

05:53:22 DreadKnight: baconpete

05:53:57 assbot: Last 1 lines bashed and pending review. ( http://dpaste.com/349291W.txt )

05:53:57 benkay: !b 1

05:53:59 VanCleef: thanks guys :)

05:55:41 bitcoinpete: DreadKnight: not bad at all. though to make it more canadian: maplebaconpete

05:56:10 benkay: http://bash.bitcoin-assets.com/?quote=198

05:56:10 assbot: #bitcoin-assets bash

05:56:12 dub: moosecockpete

05:56:18 benkay: that's not bad

05:56:22 bitcoinpete: dub: now there's a point

05:56:47 bitcoinpete: those broads at the stampede weren't an accident ;)

06:00:02 DreadKnight: bitcoinpete, I got experience with naming stuff; wouldn't mind being your godfather as well

06:00:55 bitcoinpete: DreadKnight: my godfather… ?

06:02:19 DreadKnight: some of the godfathers around add a name to the newborn as well, bitcoinpete

06:02:28 mircea_popescu: DreadKnight try the search.

06:02:49 bitcoinpete: hao about… petelosophy

06:02:59 DreadKnight: !s s.limbo

06:02:59 assbot: 0 results for 's.limbo' : http://search.bitcoin-assets.com/?q=s.limbo

06:03:05 mircea_popescu: bitcoinpete not something new per se. most alternatives'd be worse.

06:03:57 DreadKnight: !s s.limbs

06:03:58 assbot: 15 results for 's.limbs' : http://search.bitcoin-assets.com/?q=s.limbs

06:04:00 mircea_popescu: think of it like having a really shitty name, like say your mom named you todd gack or something

06:04:32 DreadKnight: or dick

06:04:39 bitcoinpete: mircea_popescu: could do "philosophe" too, which i like, but only .co

06:04:48 mircea_popescu: philosopheco ?

06:04:58 benkay: pihosope.te

06:04:59 DreadKnight: bitcoinpete, are you looking for domain name too?

06:04:59 bitcoinpete: sorta

06:05:03 mircea_popescu: you're not groking this. there's nothing specifically about you that's bitcoin. nor "philosophe"

06:05:16 mircea_popescu: branding is not self description, you're not looking for larger things to latch on to

06:05:22 mircea_popescu: you're looking for smaller things to dominate.

06:06:03 cazalla: bitcoinpete, how about zerocool

06:06:10 DreadKnight: xD

06:06:24 bitcoinpete: hm like canada? edmonton? the north saskatchewan river?

06:06:32 bitcoinpete: my cat benny? lol

06:06:53 bitcoinpete: mircea_popescu: i see what you're saying tho

06:06:59 DreadKnight: I thought he meant more like zerocoolnessIcantfindnickname

06:07:07 mircea_popescu: About Dead-Eye Dick and Mexican Pete, And a harlot named Eskimo Nell.

06:07:08 bitcoinpete: gonna sleep on …. shit i dominate

06:07:43 bitcoinpete: arcticpete...

06:07:53 DreadKnight: centipete

06:08:01 bitcoinpete: millipete

06:08:08 DreadKnight: yeah, milli

06:08:37 mircea_popescu: <bitcoinpete> gonna sleep on ?. shit i dominate << it's how dogs do it.

06:08:57 cazalla: i would stick with bitcoinpete because i'm not teenager who gives into peer pressure from a bunch of nerds on irc but that's me

06:09:15 mircea_popescu: anyway, that's why your own name's so good (in my view) : cuz who the fuck else's gonna steal it from you.

06:09:33 mircea_popescu: as cazalla points out, there's other schools of thought on the subject.

06:09:38 DreadKnight: bitcoinpete, what cazalla did is still peer pressure and reverse psychology ;)

06:09:40 bitcoinpete: mircea_popescu: totally agree. still need an url

06:09:54 mircea_popescu: then again, im not a guy married to a woman that does black cox on the side

06:09:55 mircea_popescu: :D

06:10:16 cazalla: kid is white and pale so try again

06:10:28 bitcoinpete: mircea_popescu: she needs smaller coz nao?

06:10:37 cazalla: blue eyes to boot, fuhrer would be proud of this one

06:10:37 bitcoinpete: cox*

06:10:45 mircea_popescu: cazalla you're talking pre-vaginal-humongofication.

06:11:12 cazalla: funny you mention vagina sizing though, ex gf had huge vagina, missus has tiny

06:11:20 cazalla: we're talking fist to single digit

06:11:25 mircea_popescu: it's the true female mystery.

06:11:36 mircea_popescu: you never can fucking guess what awaits between the girls' legs.

06:12:12 DreadKnight: chances of random event will increase with time

06:12:26 mircea_popescu: had sex with a 60lb 5 foot and a shade chick with a gaping suction vacum that'd have accomodated my fist. next to her, well womanly woman, can barely fit the cock. there's no rhyme to vagina size i tell you.

06:12:31 cazalla: ex also had this huge clit which was interesting

06:13:57 mircea_popescu: http://trilema.com/2012/eskimo-nell/ << shit im proud of that translation. romanian reads better than the fucking original.

06:13:59 assbot: Eskimo Nell pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.

06:16:00 cazalla: what's the chopper comments about

06:16:50 mircea_popescu: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0221073/ << this dood

06:16:51 assbot: Chopper (2000) - IMDb

06:17:05 cazalla: of course i know who chopper is

06:17:07 bitcoinpete: mircea_popescu: pletzalcoatl: "I’m going back to the frozen north, where the pricks are hard and strong" << we'll take her :D

06:17:28 cazalla: my cousin knew him, they're both dead, go figure

06:17:54 mircea_popescu: must be the water.

06:18:08 mircea_popescu: bitcoinpete you already got a whole harem up there.

06:18:29 cazalla: anyway, said clit http://imgur.com/n6zzRXO,MqUyWY4

06:18:29 assbot: imgur: the simple image sharer

06:18:41 bitcoinpete: mircea_popescu: and what of it. so do you… down… there

06:18:46 cazalla: old pics though, it would get much bigger than that

06:19:04 dub: nothing to do with being bred from the same set of limey criminals

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06:19:18 mircea_popescu: i like this internet where everyone's everything's available for easy reference.

06:20:18 mircea_popescu: cazalla that's not notably large matey. some chicks got em big enough to fuck you with. http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2010-08-18/1282157089978.jpg

06:20:39 cazalla: chyna clit eh

06:21:16 mircea_popescu: i have nfi.

06:21:31 cazalla: tits http://imgur.com/T09qaJq

06:21:31 assbot: imgur: the simple image sharer

06:21:55 BingoBoingo: http://www.slate.com/articles/life/food/2014/07/france_s_fait_maison_law_no_one_can_agree_on_what_homemade_means.html

06:21:55 assbot: France’s fait maison law: No one can agree on what “homemade” means.

06:22:37 DreadKnight: couldn't find info on s.limbs oh well

06:22:50 mircea_popescu: DreadKnight it's a joke.

06:22:54 mircea_popescu: an insider joke.

06:23:03 DreadKnight: mircea_popescu, was considering it might be the case

06:23:06 mircea_popescu: cazalla looks familiar.

06:23:08 benkay: !s limbs

06:23:09 assbot: 15 results for 'limbs' : http://search.bitcoin-assets.com/?q=limbs

06:24:24 cazalla: doubt it, never uploaded them online, unless she did which is doubtful

06:24:35 cazalla: another no face bitch

06:25:03 mircea_popescu: cazalla nah just, they're the most common looking tits ever.

06:25:19 DreadKnight: a bit shaggy, a bit non symmetrical

06:25:21 mircea_popescu: DreadKnight http://trilema.com/2012/sa-ne-jucam-de-a-investitiile-n-bitcoini/#comment-103502 lol

06:25:22 assbot: Sa ne jucam de-a investitiile-n bitcoini. pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.

06:25:22 cazalla: she had a baby so i imagine they look different now

06:25:40 cazalla: i'm sure the baby slipped out with ease too

06:26:37 cazalla: anyway, i speak of her because she emailed me earlier asking how i am, probably wants the dick

06:26:53 DreadKnight: cazalla, she had your baby because you thought you would die pretty soon, right?

06:27:06 cazalla: DreadKnight, no, this is a different woman

06:27:12 DreadKnight: ok, making sure

06:27:32 cazalla: DreadKnight, that wasn't the sole reason though

06:28:15 DreadKnight: cazalla, too much money and afraid it would go to the government on your demise?

06:29:15 DreadKnight: buy gold and bury it somewhere, treasure map it as a nice game

06:29:47 cazalla: DreadKnight, not really, missus wanted one for a while but i resisted, figured if i'm gonna die, may as well

06:30:07 xmj: fluffypony: help

06:30:14 DreadKnight: cazalla, well, she sounded pretty nice from your description

06:30:25 xmj: fluffypony: https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/1798-you-are-the-average-of-the-five-people-you-spend

06:30:27 assbot: Quote by Jim Rohn: You are the average of the five people you spen...

06:30:27 cazalla: DreadKnight, now she wants another one but i'm scared to roll the dice again and end up with a daughter

06:30:43 fluffypony: xmj: just woke up, reading noa

06:30:43 bitcoinpete: alright. off to dream of domain names. adios!

06:30:48 xmj: fluffypony: i'm currently trying to figure out if there's any social science to back up that claim. I already have enough anecdotal evidence from my life

06:30:52 cazalla: DreadKnight, she is the most polite and lovely woman i've ever met, just means the sex is lousy

06:30:56 xmj: ...to justify said claim

06:31:02 DreadKnight: cazalla, there's some science in influencing the sex

06:31:16 xmj: fluffypony: do you know if there's any social science (sociology etc) to support it?

06:31:25 cazalla: DreadKnight, i don't want sex with her so who cares

06:31:40 DreadKnight: cazalla, meant sex of the kid, gender

06:31:43 fluffypony: xmj: not offhand

06:31:54 xmj: fluffypony: if you do see something, or even better, remember

06:32:00 xmj: think of me and drop me a line in PM or so

06:32:07 cazalla: DreadKnight, so did i, takes sex to make a baby, not sure if you knew that

06:32:17 fluffypony: kk

06:33:03 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 24900 @ 0.00080599 = 20.0692 BTC [-]

06:33:15 DreadKnight: cazalla, what she eats during early pregnancy, temperature... possibly very influential factors for the gender of the child; there are online articles about it and research done

06:33:37 cazalla: wouldn't that be for me?

06:33:37 BingoBoingo: !up copumpkin

06:33:43 DreadKnight: cazalla, so you would take less chances with that dice hopefully

06:34:12 DreadKnight: cazalla, you don't gestate the baby, you just share seed with her

06:34:25 cazalla: DreadKnight, she doesn't decide the sex

06:34:59 DreadKnight: cazalla, I got that you want a boy, you do her to get specific habits to increase chances of having a boy

06:36:29 cazalla: DreadKnight, at this rate, i doubt it'll ever happen again

06:36:33 DreadKnight: you get her to do specific stuff* like eating certain food

06:36:38 DreadKnight: alright

06:37:49 cazalla: eating certain foods, fuck during eclipse, sounds like bunk to me

06:37:50 DreadKnight: 1 is plenty, and it's the Illuminati way

06:38:25 DreadKnight: cazalla, it's like saying that smoking during pregnancy is also bunk

06:38:31 benkay: kids work better with siblings

06:39:23 DreadKnight: I'm a single kid and I did just fine *flickers an eye*

06:39:36 cazalla: benkay, yeah it's a concern plus there are no kids playing on the streets these days

06:40:06 DreadKnight: there was a time kids would come together to connect nintendo's together using a wire to play pokemon

06:40:42 DreadKnight: until I make my game project awesome and get people to play together, it's all downhill

06:41:00 DreadKnight: there are no good hotseat games out there nowadays ffs

06:41:04 cazalla: wife's bff is talking adopting since we had our baby but i don't want my son playing with some niglet from africa

06:41:46 benkay: quick impregnate her

06:42:17 cazalla: the friend?

06:42:34 cazalla: she lived with us for a bit but didn't happen

06:42:52 DreadKnight: cazalla, I know a blonde who has a girl with a guy from Nigeria and it seems very possessed to me or something, scared the crap out of me; she turned out black

06:43:30 DreadKnight: true story, it was like she was on crack

06:43:48 cazalla: that's pretty racist of you DreadKnight

06:44:04 DreadKnight: I'm not racist

06:44:14 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7300 @ 0.00080599 = 5.8837 BTC [-]

06:44:16 DreadKnight: lol, who's talking

06:45:07 DreadKnight: anyway, maybe your friend staying at your place didn't really mean the adoption thing, might have been an invitation, cazalla

06:45:23 DreadKnight: so benkay might be on to something

06:45:43 cazalla: not worth the drama DreadKnight

06:46:02 DreadKnight: maybe she doesn't want a kid, just some action; less drama

06:46:38 benkay: tempting economies of scale on wives and offspring, though

06:46:44 cazalla: yeah but it always comes out and then it's drama, much easier to go elsewhere to a woman not connected

06:46:58 DreadKnight: maybe your wife is testing you out xD

06:47:10 cazalla: she's not like that

06:47:14 cazalla: the bff though, is

06:47:15 DreadKnight: recall an awesome condom ad

06:47:26 DreadKnight: bff might had the idea, she approved

06:47:53 cazalla: in anycase, i had a smell of her knickers, wasn't that tempted after

06:48:38 benkay: make her tidy herself up

06:48:46 DreadKnight: found it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyekMx50PvU

06:48:47 assbot: Trojan Condoms -The Test - YouTube

06:48:52 cazalla: she's long gone benkay

06:49:47 benkay: kinda just lamely trollin tonight

06:49:58 benkay: watching emacs install on a server

06:49:59 benkay: hue

06:51:38 DreadKnight: benkay, life as a baron not more exciting? :\

06:53:51 DreadKnight: not exactly sure what duties do barons have in this century

06:55:29 benkay: "may you live in exciting times."

06:55:37 benkay: g'night.

06:56:09 DreadKnight: rest well

06:56:26 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 65450 @ 0.00080384 = 52.6113 BTC [-] {2}

06:59:05 cazalla: so what are you playing atm DreadKnight

07:03:15 DreadKnight: cazalla, trying not to play because I fall into addiction; hooked on reading blog articles (many from mircea_popescu) and watching a bit of anime on the side

07:03:31 DreadKnight: anyway, been thinking of playing some HoMM3 again soon, haven't done so in years

07:03:43 mircea_popescu: <DreadKnight> true story, it was like she was on crack << that made no sense. what ?

07:04:36 DreadKnight: mircea_popescu, that little girl was really strange, she was like moving around, shouting, singing, dancing, all that stuff at once

07:04:46 DreadKnight: all the time

07:04:49 DreadKnight: and more.

07:05:06 DreadKnight: 0 pause and calmness in her

07:05:20 cazalla: what else would you expect from a black woman

07:05:29 mircea_popescu: re that stupid video : what the fuck is it that all male figures in english footage have to be these insecure twerps these days ?

07:05:29 DreadKnight: lol, racist

07:05:57 DreadKnight: mircea_popescu, yeah, the guy is lame

07:06:31 mircea_popescu: "a test ?!?!" wtf happened to omfg on your knees bitch bring the birch switch this ain't washing.

07:06:45 DreadKnight: :D

07:07:42 DreadKnight: that reminds me of some 50 cent lyrics, something like "bitch get off the sidewalk into the street, bitch! the sidewalk is for pimpin', bitch!"

07:11:43 DreadKnight: cazalla, what are you playing?

07:12:33 cazalla: DreadKnight, http://store.steampowered.com/app/312410/

07:12:34 assbot: Defense Zone on Steam

07:13:16 cazalla: DreadKnight, tower defense games are good when you have a kid, can pause and come back

07:14:59 DreadKnight: HoMM3 is turn based strategy ;)

07:15:03 mircea_popescu: i love td.

07:15:22 DreadKnight: had my share of td games, especially as custom maps in warcraft 3

07:15:35 DreadKnight: it's pretty much where td games were born

07:15:36 mircea_popescu: !up DeusCerehling

07:15:40 DreadKnight: (same goes for moba)

07:16:02 mircea_popescu: lemme show you : http://trilema.com/2012/steampunk-tower-defense/ http://trilema.com/2012/tower-defense-trinitatea/ http://trilema.com/2010/tower-defense/ http://trilema.com/2010/tower-defense-an-epic/

07:16:03 assbot: Steampunk Tower Defense pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.

07:16:04 assbot: Tower Defense - Trinitatea pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.

07:16:05 assbot: Tower defense pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.

07:16:06 assbot: Tower Defense, an epic pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.

07:17:42 cazalla: mircea_popescu, kingdom rush is great

07:17:50 mircea_popescu: yah

07:18:21 cazalla: the others i've not seen before

07:18:33 DreadKnight: finished kingdom rush and the expansion; one of my favs :)

07:19:05 cazalla: finished as in finished did not concede a single point?

07:19:37 DreadKnight: I don't have issues with td games

07:20:33 cazalla: they may as well give you 1 man because i restart if i lose any mans let alone having 20 to spare or something like that

07:21:45 DreadKnight: the beauty of having OCD

07:23:36 DreadKnight: actually I'm thinking about Diablo 3 overall; did too much HoMM3 in my life, not quite cutting it anymore as it should

07:24:20 cazalla: DreadKnight, you know what killed diablo 3 more than anything

07:24:27 DreadKnight: AH

07:24:37 cazalla: DreadKnight, they made Tyrael a fucking nigger

07:24:42 DreadKnight: was talking with mircea on the blog about it

07:25:01 DreadKnight: oh yeah, I didn't really got that; I was kinda "erm ok" with the paladin being one in diablo 2

07:25:16 DreadKnight: since they're usually about church and gospels

07:25:55 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18598 @ 0.00080569 = 14.9842 BTC [+] {2}

07:26:24 DreadKnight: that DMX rapper is strange, he's all violence and then he's all prayers in his music and then next track is all god/love/jesus bs

07:27:16 DreadKnight: hypocrite

07:28:53 cazalla: is he the one who started ripping off old chiptunes or is that someone else

07:31:24 DreadKnight: haha

07:32:15 DreadKnight: it's basically what a lot of people in the industry do

07:33:47 DreadKnight: it doesn't matter there are basically an infinite number of tracks possible, artists keep catering to the same known paths of patterns

07:35:52 mircea_popescu: http://thelastpsychiatrist.com/2012/11/hipsters_on_food_stamps_part_2.html ahh such splendor.

07:35:54 assbot: The Last Psychiatrist: Hipsters On Food Stamps, Part 2

07:36:19 DreadKnight: cazalla, are you uncle Rufus? xD

07:36:35 DreadKnight: uncle Ruckus*

07:38:35 cazalla: DreadKnight, had to google that one, nope not him, i'm not really racist, just a means of trolling and outing certain kinds of people

07:40:40 DreadKnight: cazalla, well, since you're not familiar with Boondocks cartoon and you only searched google images, Uncle Ruckus was a black racist

07:41:02 DreadKnight: supposedly he was white and had a skin disorder that made him black

07:41:40 DreadKnight: which relates to this movie http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0308383/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1

07:41:41 assbot: Der menschliche Makel (2003) - IMDb

07:42:01 DreadKnight: assbot turned into a nazzy for some reason

07:42:41 DreadKnight: so Ruckus was black, yet talking smack on black people all the time, pretty funny

07:44:16 DreadKnight: anyway, it's good you kid about it; I don't find terms like "black" or "nigger" racist at all, but about something else entirely different

07:44:24 DreadKnight: also not offended by being called white or cracker

07:44:36 cazalla: DreadKnight, seen clips but never watched a full episode

07:44:50 DreadKnight: most of the time it's lame white kids that bitch about seeing someone else using the n word being used, like wtf

07:45:32 DreadKnight: had someone in my channel like "fuck you you racist homophones" and he left

07:45:57 cazalla: DreadKnight, thing is, there are very few black people in Australia and the ones we have are straight outta Africa, they're different to african americans (not that i know any)

07:46:11 cazalla: oh and we have aboriginies but they're pretty much all dead

07:46:12 DreadKnight: the indie game dev communities and open source channels have quite a lot of weird basement kids and libertards in them

07:46:12 DeusCerehling: DreadKnight, you just lost the game!

07:46:42 cazalla: ! DeusCerehling

07:46:46 cazalla: !up DeusCerehling

07:48:05 DreadKnight: seem something strange as well... we got gypsies around which are pretty much black; yet they seen a black dude walking around (they're rather rare here) and the gypsies (3 women and a kid) where like constantly calling "nigger!" behind his black; I was like wtf

07:48:26 DreadKnight: "are you kidding me?" in my mind

07:48:46 cazalla: i don't think we have those here either

07:50:03 DreadKnight: towards equator people are darker, towards poles they're whiter, probably because of the heat / sun / angles / distances / light

07:50:36 DreadKnight: adaptation / absorption of photons

07:50:49 cazalla: they've got these things called planes

07:52:07 DreadKnight: but yeah, like DeusCerehling said, it's a bit of a bitching game

07:52:07 DeusCerehling: DreadKnight, you just lost the game!

07:52:19 DreadKnight: DeusCerehling, test

07:52:38 DreadKnight: that's a bit strange, bot triggering on the b or n word? :D

07:52:49 cazalla: is it yours?

07:52:57 DreadKnight: no

07:53:02 DreadKnight: hell no lol

07:53:19 cazalla: !s DeusCerehling

07:53:19 assbot: 4 results for 'DeusCerehling' : http://search.bitcoin-assets.com/?q=DeusCerehling

07:53:19 DreadKnight: too lazy to register / auth more gpg around xD

07:53:34 cazalla: never seen it before

07:53:43 DreadKnight: noticed

07:53:48 mircea_popescu: !down DeusCerehling

07:54:58 DreadKnight: erm was close to typing "nigger black nigeria" for another test run

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08:45:42 BingoBoingo: !up copain_reac

08:46:07 pankkake: nice username

08:47:09 mircea_popescu: da fuck is it ?

08:48:03 pankkake: copain réac, copain réactionnaire

08:48:09 DreadKnight: copil_copac

08:48:26 pankkake: Un partisan de la réaction est nommé « réactionnaire ». Le terme s'oppose à révolutionnaire, à progressiste, ces derniers employant de façon raccourcie le mot « réac »

08:48:56 mircea_popescu: not bad.

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09:27:52 BingoBoingo: thestringpuller: A mix of both

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09:50:38 atcbot: [ATC Diff] Current Diff: 687182.56 Est. Next Diff: 562561.93 in 835 blocks (#42336) Est. % Change: -18.14

09:50:40 BingoBoingo: %ob

09:50:41 atcbot: 30k@278 31k@275 955@270 | 43k@210 50k@203 100k@202

10:02:15 jurov: !mpif

10:02:16 assbot: BtcAlpha.com F.MPIF Tracker estimated NAV per share: 0.00021707 B (Total: 474.69 B). Delta: -0.59 B. Last trade for F.MPIF on MPEX was at 0.00021999 BTC [+]

10:02:32 jurov: !t m d.bpay

10:02:32 assbot: [MPEX:D.BPAY] 1D: 0 / 0 / 0 (0 shares, 0 BTC), 7D: / / ( shares, BTC), 30D: 0.23999999 / 0.23999999 / 0.23999999 (42 shares, 10.08 BTC)

10:08:02 mircea_popescu: !up B51Num1

10:08:27 jurov: ;;bc,stats

10:08:29 gribble: Current Blocks: 312836 | Current Difficulty: 1.8736441558310238E10 | Next Difficulty At Block: 314495 | Next Difficulty In: 1659 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 1 week, 5 days, 0 hours, 31 minutes, and 18 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 18617974357.4 | Estimated Percent Change: -0.63228

10:12:39 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12638 @ 0.00080657 = 10.1934 BTC [+] {2}

10:14:41 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2531 @ 0.00080167 = 2.029 BTC [-]

10:14:47 thestringpuller: We should get a time zone converter in here.

10:15:08 thestringpuller: via google

10:28:25 penguirker: New blog post: http://trilema.com/2014/so-what-do-you-want/

10:31:58 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20150 @ 0.00080161 = 16.1524 BTC [-] {2}

10:46:12 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 198 @ 0.00304944 = 0.6038 BTC [+] {2}

10:55:40 pankkake: '"Mining Everyone" has always been the core business concept of ROCKMINER' <= what's next, go mine yourself?

10:57:45 fluffypony: hah ha

11:00:23 fluffypony: woah how did I miss this from Jimmothy the Investment Wizard: "It's also strange that TAT is involved considering he was partially responsible for one of the biggest bitcoin scams yet (neobee)"

11:00:38 fluffypony: how the fuck was he partially responsible? because he got on a plane and met the people?

11:01:52 pankkake: a bit more than that

11:02:28 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26200 @ 0.00080133 = 20.9948 BTC [-] {2}

11:02:29 pankkake: he's probably really mad because of asicminer, though

11:03:20 dub: ;;google time in est

11:03:21 gribble: EST – Eastern Standard Time: http://www.timeanddate.com/library/abbreviations/timezones/na/est.html; Current local time in U.S.A. – New York – New York - Time and Date: http://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/usa/new-york; Eastern Time - Greenwich Mean Time: http://wwp.greenwichmeantime.com/time-zone/usa/eastern-time/

11:04:05 dub: ;google time in new york

11:04:12 dub: ;;google time in new york

11:04:13 gribble: New York - World Time Clock & Map: http://24timezones.com/world_directory/current_new_york_time.php; Current local time in U.S.A. – New York – New York - Time and Date: http://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/usa/new-york; The New York Times - Breaking News, World News & Multimedia: http://www.nytimes.com/

11:04:15 pankkake: it works on the google, but not on irc

11:04:34 dub: meh

11:04:38 dub: thestringpuller: everytimezone.com

11:20:46 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 7597 @ 0.00285544 = 21.6928 BTC [-] {31}

11:21:47 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 6034 @ 0.00269225 = 16.245 BTC [-] {34}

11:22:48 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4919 @ 0.00255003 = 12.5436 BTC [-] {10}

11:37:02 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 310 @ 0.00283381 = 0.8785 BTC [+]

11:42:07 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 36509 @ 0.00080116 = 29.2496 BTC [-] {2}

12:01:26 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1750 @ 0.00080241 = 1.4042 BTC [+]

12:34:59 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 991 @ 0.00294765 = 2.9211 BTC [-] {3}

13:19:43 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 221 @ 0.00294599 = 0.6511 BTC [-]

13:45:08 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 290 @ 0.00275001 = 0.7975 BTC [-]

13:56:40 jurov: ;;TICKER

13:56:41 gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 575.42, Best ask: 576.23, Bid-ask spread: 0.81000, Last trade: 576.23, 24 hour volume: 7791.19126222, 24 hour low: 570.5, 24 hour high: 595.88, 24 hour vwap: 581.813636066

14:00:23 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15651 @ 0.00080171 = 12.5476 BTC [-]

14:02:32 Vexual: HI JUROV

14:02:45 jurov: eh

14:03:18 pankkake: does ;;TICKER get a bigger price?

14:05:07 Vexual: lowercase numbers

14:05:14 Vexual: dont exist

14:06:00 jurov: i sell only BTC, not btc

14:06:21 Vexual: drop the t

14:06:54 Vexual: but then its bc

14:07:36 Vexual: how long was it i told the20year not to vet with facebook and jus run numbers?

14:08:31 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16000 @ 0.00080221 = 12.8354 BTC [+] {2}

14:09:14 Vexual: chapter 2

14:10:16 Vexual: ;;8ball bc/usd lower than necessary?

14:10:16 gribble: About as likely as pigs flying.

14:10:24 Vexual: ouch

14:11:05 Vexual: ;;8ball loaded?

14:11:05 gribble: About as likely as pigs flying.

14:12:02 Vexual: ;;8ball 3 in a row?

14:12:02 gribble: You know the answer better than I.

14:21:49 ThickAsThieves: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2701902/Father-smirks-sentenced-18-years-fatally-beating-two-year-old-daughter-attack-hoped-make-lesbian-avoid-men.html#ixzz38l1vBCJC

14:21:49 assbot: Flint father jailed for 18 years after beating daughter to make her lesbian | Mail Online

14:22:36 Vexual: what makes you think anyone wants to read that?

14:22:40 ThickAsThieves: no one respects scientists anymore

14:26:49 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 22000 @ 0.00080171 = 17.6376 BTC [-]

14:28:00 Vexual: heres some science:

14:29:33 ThickAsThieves: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jm-upHSP9KU

14:29:33 assbot: Oingo Boingo - Weird Science - YouTube

14:32:37 Vexual: ;;lasers

14:32:37 gribble: ┌━ ┄ ┄ ┄ ┄ ┄ ┄ *pew!* *pew!* *pew!*

14:40:02 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11700 @ 0.00080233 = 9.3873 BTC [+]

14:46:08 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 22300 @ 0.00080112 = 17.865 BTC [-] {3}

15:01:24 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14700 @ 0.00080065 = 11.7696 BTC [-] {2}

15:11:42 mike_c: ;;bc,stats

15:11:46 gribble: Current Blocks: 312872 | Current Difficulty: 1.8736441558310238E10 | Next Difficulty At Block: 314495 | Next Difficulty In: 1623 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 1 week, 4 days, 16 hours, 13 minutes, and 48 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 18810793662.1 | Estimated Percent Change: 0.39683

15:12:00 mike_c: blockr is a couple blocks back. interesting.

15:15:45 fluffypony: mike_c: I haven't heard from that dude, btw - can you prod him? haven't found anyone suitable in the interim

15:16:00 mike_c: TaT, you said we were in a bull channel and were going to pop to $700. you need to buy different tea :)

15:16:21 kakobrekla: mike_c ?

15:16:28 kakobrekla: i see 874

15:16:32 mike_c: fluffypony: he's popped in a couple times looking for you. i think he's going to drop in this morning too

15:16:32 kakobrekla: on their site

15:17:04 mike_c: kakobrekla: what? i see 312870 on their site & api, and blockchain.info is on 873

15:17:08 fluffypony: mike_c: ok cool

15:17:11 mike_c: i don't see 874 anywhere :)

15:17:13 fluffypony: he must just pm me

15:17:23 kakobrekla: dunno, i see 312874 here

15:17:31 kakobrekla: looking at http://btc.blockr.io

15:18:03 mike_c: kakobrekla: now so do I.

15:19:26 mike_c: but they were falling behind. i check wol blocks against a couple services to make sure i'm not falling behind. got an error that I was -2 blocks behind blockr, and verified on their homepage.

15:19:35 kakobrekla: hm

15:19:55 kakobrekla: ill ask them sup.

15:20:04 mike_c: they seem caught up now.

15:20:47 mike_c: i thought we might be about to orphan a couple blocks, but seems not.

15:21:24 kakobrekla: could be bad node connectivity

15:28:10 ThickAsThieves: <+mike_c> TaT, you said we were in a bull channel and were going to pop to $700. you need to buy different tea :) /// if you look at the chart it calls for a down before the 700, grnated the chart didnt go as far down as today

15:28:19 ThickAsThieves: i did note a few days ago that 560 was possible

15:28:39 mike_c: ok.. i won't cancel my subscription yet

15:28:41 ThickAsThieves: it's all voodoo anyway tho, yes

15:31:53 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12982 @ 0.00080018 = 10.3879 BTC [-]

15:32:58 ThickAsThieves: mike_c i'm remaking the audioz, i output them all at listening volume by mistake

15:33:06 ThickAsThieves: (too low)

15:33:19 ThickAsThieves: i havent compared to the orginal yet either

15:33:28 mike_c: ah, ok. pm me a link whenever you like them.

15:33:42 mike_c: i am curious to hear the difference

15:37:02 ThickAsThieves: all i heard is "the cunt generation"

15:37:14 mike_c: sticks in your head doesn't it

15:37:29 mike_c: wol will probably get banned from youtube

15:37:56 ThickAsThieves: hehe

15:38:59 fluffypony: !up the20year

15:39:28 the20year: I met with the bank today and got very, very good news - The company has grown to the point (finally) that they want to take us on as a lending partner

15:39:40 the20year: As far as give us lines of credit and mortgages

15:39:45 mike_c: congrats!

15:40:01 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14750 @ 0.00080233 = 11.8344 BTC [+]

15:40:20 the20year: terms they offered were fantastic

15:40:32 mike_c: hey, whatever happened with that outfit in some other state you were going to buy or fund or something?

15:40:33 the20year: I had budgeted up to 7% but they came out the gate at 5% or less

15:40:57 the20year: fell through, every thing that could have gone wrong to work with them fell through and i essentially took it as a sign not to do the deal

15:41:13 mike_c: a wise or lucky outcome.

15:41:22 the20year: yeah

15:41:41 the20year: I had set up 4 different times to meet with them and something happened each time , car broke down, airplane broke down, ect

15:41:48 mike_c: dog died

15:42:01 the20year: So, as long as these guys don't do something stupid to shut us down on the btctalk thread we'll be ok

15:42:35 mike_c: the forum is.. toxic.

15:43:21 the20year: Well, so far i've had people find out every single piece of information that can be found about me - name, address, phone number, where i live, my wife's information, all the websites i own, the address of where our tenants live, ect

15:43:42 the20year: all sorts of threats ,ect to call the SEC and report me, which is funny because if the company gets shut down the SEC takes all the investor money

15:43:59 mike_c: why threats? seems to me you've been running things fairly.

15:44:30 the20year: Well, i thought so, till they started poking around and started using statements i"ve made 3 months, 6 months, 10 years ago as 'proof' that i'm lying about things

15:44:58 mike_c: oh right. they were getting their boxers in a twist because of some llc shuffling you did or something.

15:45:36 the20year: That's what started it, they complained about the two properties I had in my name. I explained why (in order to get the discounts) and they went on to something else

15:45:42 mike_c: this, by the way, is a direct consequence of having the wrong kind of investors.

15:45:52 the20year: none of them are investors

15:46:32 mike_c: then why are you discussing your business with them on the forum?

15:46:54 the20year: because I made the poor choice thinking that their negative statements effected investors, so i would answer em

15:47:10 mike_c: no time like the present to correct that.

15:47:55 the20year: my last message on there was that it makes no sense to further the talk

15:48:03 the20year: i likely should delete the thread

15:48:11 mike_c: meh, just ignore it.

16:00:21 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] [PAID] 1.69078580 BTC to 12`599 shares, 13420 satoshi per share

16:01:22 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] [PAID] 17.07732180 BTC to 1`149`988 shares, 1485 satoshi per share

16:02:23 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 68350 @ 0.00080395 = 54.95 BTC [+] {3}

16:25:46 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 27234 @ 0.00080493 = 21.9215 BTC [+]

16:35:56 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 250 @ 0.00290562 = 0.7264 BTC [-] {4}

16:37:58 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 780 @ 0.00293742 = 2.2912 BTC [+] {5}

16:47:34 fluffypony: oh for those physical coin lovers, just in case you hadn't seen this yet: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=525756.msg8030032#msg8030032

16:47:34 assbot: Silver Wallets a new kind of physical storage for your bitcoin

16:49:49 ThickAsThieves: nightowlace, why is that name familiar?

17:03:26 fluffypony: no clue

17:09:57 ThickAsThieves: ProTools the only professional software that still freezes Windows

17:10:31 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18582 @ 0.00080621 = 14.981 BTC [+] {2}

17:12:33 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 44100 @ 0.00080697 = 35.5874 BTC [+]

17:25:39 kuzetsa: ThickAsThieves: if it's the thing I think you're talking about, the non-mac windows port is buggy, yeah :(

17:26:20 kuzetsa: ThickAsThieves: doing some audio remastery or songwriting or something?

17:29:30 kuzetsa: I use an old "syntrilium" (pre-adobe "audition") version of cool edit from like a million years ago because none of adobe's "improvements" actually made it better --- despite having actually purchased an adobe audition license at one point, expecting it to actually be better and not just bloated

17:30:51 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 260 @ 0.00289999 = 0.754 BTC [-] {3}

17:33:48 thestringpuller: ThickAsThieves: protools works better on mac anyways

17:34:39 mircea_popescu: none of adobe's "improvements" actually made it better --- despite having actually purchased an adobe audition <<< oh, so very much this.

17:37:51 ThickAsThieves: i started in cool edit and fruityloops in the late 90s

17:37:56 *: kuzetsa nods

17:38:04 kuzetsa: yeah, cool edit for me in the 90s too

17:38:14 ThickAsThieves: i'm just pretending to be a voiceover polisher

17:38:59 ThickAsThieves: some noise reduction, eq, compression, de-essing

17:40:03 ThickAsThieves: the mic was too close to her mouth mostly is the problem

17:40:25 ThickAsThieves: "problem"

17:40:58 fluffypony: mircea_popescu I found a Reddit post for you

17:40:59 fluffypony: http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/2bxvgm/iama_cam_girl_working_in_a_semilegal_studio_in/

17:41:00 assbot: IamA Cam Girl working in a semilegal studio in Romania. AMA! : IAmA

17:41:00 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 35407 @ 0.00080174 = 28.3872 BTC [-] {2}

17:41:07 mircea_popescu: lmao.

17:41:18 mircea_popescu: you know how many of these i fucked over the years ? what the hell would i still ask.

17:41:53 fluffypony: "remember me?"

17:41:54 fluffypony: :-P

17:42:14 mircea_popescu: lol that's okay.

17:42:36 asciilifeform: 'only $1300 a month? that's really sad.'

17:42:51 mircea_popescu: as dreadknight would inform you, "it depends where you live".

17:42:59 mircea_popescu: because the internet is totally not a thing and everything.

17:43:21 asciilifeform: what does 1300 get you in ro ?

17:43:35 mircea_popescu: asciilifeform ironically, more than a decent salary gets you in dc.

17:43:55 *: asciilifeform believes, but curious just what

17:43:57 mircea_popescu: you can proly keep your own house and a pair of mistresses in their own house of of it.

17:44:05 kuzetsa: ThickAsThieves: I've done some procedural generation and engineering of sounds which are unlikely to occur in nature -- stuff like a modulated frequency sweep vaguely based on the harmonics of a bell, but with "strange" harmonics which probably aren't possible without having some rather unlikely (inplausible, might-be-impossible) materials which don't have a stable natural resonance

17:44:05 kuzetsa: frequency

17:44:32 mircea_popescu: most teenaged student chicks would run you about three to five hundred a month all included. so that's almost 3 people in their twenties i nthat 1300.

17:45:02 ThickAsThieves: kuzetsa, but does it sound good? ;)

17:45:08 kuzetsa: heh

17:45:11 kuzetsa: that's not the purpose of it

17:45:20 ThickAsThieves: what is?

17:45:31 kakobrekla: to sound bad.

17:45:41 mircea_popescu: speaking of which, i find it very entertaining that in the vast majority of cases people wanting a job or a raise argue for their income on the terms of what living costs, rent and whatnot. who the hell ever heard of that, i have no idea.

17:45:45 ThickAsThieves: you should talk to nubbins then

17:45:49 kuzetsa: stable harmonics and a "rich" resonance & such is usually what makes a musical insturment sounds nice

17:45:51 mircea_popescu: ahaha o you two

17:45:56 kuzetsa: this is the opposite of that

17:46:06 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 200 @ 0.00292 = 0.584 BTC [+]

17:46:11 mircea_popescu: kuzetsa so you're a sound engineer for milenial pop bands.

17:46:25 kuzetsa: no

17:46:32 ThickAsThieves: other bad music

17:46:38 kuzetsa: this isn't for music

17:46:45 ThickAsThieves: fo rthe motherland?

17:46:49 mircea_popescu: so you're a bridge failure engineer.

17:46:58 asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: people wanting a job... income on the terms of what living costs << unless one is a necromancer, it is difficult to hire folks who can't live

17:47:53 mircea_popescu: asciilifeform unless one is a thermodynamics gaylord, it is irrelevant what living costs. you're running a business, not a charity. except in the us, of course, where all the <del>corporations</del> usg sponsored charities foul up the market, and with it, the culture and people's heads.

17:48:26 asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: this is like to say, i want a tractor, don't care what it costs to fuel it

17:48:31 kuzetsa: http://yurizoku.tk/static/bitcoin/poke.wav <-- that's not musical

17:48:50 mircea_popescu: asciilifeform tell me this : how does princeton manage to sell an item called "education" for more than it's willing to pay ? hgow does this work, pay us 100k of your pre-tax money and make back 80k of it over 20 years ?

17:48:50 asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: now if you can house the servant personally, sure, it doesn't matter what the local slumlords charge

17:48:58 kakobrekla: it is if you put it on repeat.

17:49:14 ThickAsThieves: kuzetsa, do you make any video game sound fx

17:49:19 asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: that's just a popped pyramid

17:49:36 asciilifeform: used to be, make %xxx of it back

17:49:36 mircea_popescu: so wait, you want me to be stupider than princeton ? well tough, im not.

17:49:40 kuzetsa: ThickAsThieves: no

17:49:45 mircea_popescu: let the government give out food stamps, i dont give a shit.

17:49:50 asciilifeform: lol

17:49:52 mircea_popescu: in any case i'm noit paying for it.

17:50:08 mircea_popescu: gotta show a profit, which means someone somewhere's gotta show a loss.

17:50:10 kakobrekla: now that you mention it, it does remind of a space balls laser sound

17:52:48 asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: presumably your employees are in 'the black' though. otherwise you'd refer to them as volunteers...

17:53:12 mircea_popescu: i keep slaves and partners. this employee thing is rather iffy.

17:53:36 mircea_popescu: from a moral standpoint, too : i don't really see why i should fix a monthly wage. let them get half-ish of their work's worth.

17:53:44 asciilifeform: the fellow who gets to swap the disks - partner? slave? contractor?

17:53:52 ThickAsThieves: <+mircea_popescu> i keep slaves and partners. this employee thing is rather iffy. /// do any think they are the other? ;)

17:54:06 mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves i doubt it very much. tho people do aspire.

17:54:44 kuzetsa: ThickAsThieves: since you're niot likely to guess what that sound is for --- it's a bunch of frequencies which can be played on nearly any speaker, headphones, etc. and be used to demonstrate what the frequency response is for that particular equipment... except it's quick (VERY fast) compared to an audio test CD or something (doesn't require multiple seconds)

17:54:46 mircea_popescu: asciilifeform well now we can't give away too much business sikrits can we.

17:54:51 asciilifeform: lol

17:55:25 mircea_popescu: !up brighton36

17:55:45 brighton36: hah - what a vip I am. Thank-you assbot

17:55:51 mircea_popescu: lol. so who're you ?

17:55:58 ThickAsThieves: kuzetsa, i see

17:56:05 brighton36: No one important. A journalist and programmer

17:56:12 mike_c: kakobrekla: it sounds like a laser pistol that has about 10 shots left before dying.

17:56:14 mircea_popescu: that's a start.

17:56:15 brighton36: long time bitcoin afficionado

17:56:23 kuzetsa: ThickAsThieves: it also makes for a good alarm sound, since when played on most speakers, at least 1 or 2 of the frequencies will "carry" decently and be within the frequency range detectable by human ears, even in cases where someone has hearing loss in one or more frequency ranges

17:56:24 penguirker: New blog post: http://www.bcoinnews.com/butterflylabs-updates-monarch-eligible-refund-dates/

17:56:58 kuzetsa: ... doubly so, since it's not a naturally occuring sound an unlikely to be mistaken for ambient noise

17:57:00 kakobrekla: lol mike_c , a balloon popper

17:57:50 ThickAsThieves: what kind of company pays you for this kuzetsa?

17:58:10 kuzetsa: creation of that particular sound wasn't a sponsored project

17:58:29 mircea_popescu: and unrelatedly, http://38.media.tumblr.com/8f3f5ebf6e76d97a18f4f0b720365b7d/tumblr_msq2cflHOX1qlne6uo9_1280.jpg

17:58:37 kakobrekla: ;;gettrust brighton36

17:58:37 gribble: WARNING: Currently not authenticated. Trust relationship from user kakobrekla to user brighton36: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 0 via 0 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=kakobrekla&dest=brighton36 | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=brighton36 | Rated since: never

17:58:41 ThickAsThieves: i guess i'll be direct, what to do you do?

17:58:45 ThickAsThieves: -to

17:58:47 kuzetsa: currently, retired

17:58:56 kuzetsa: "I do what I want"

17:58:58 mircea_popescu: it's in the logs :D

17:59:11 ThickAsThieves: because you can!

17:59:15 mircea_popescu: kuzetsa it was "whatever, it's my hot body and i do what i want"

17:59:26 kuzetsa: O_O

17:59:34 kuzetsa: I suspect there's a meme associated with that quote

17:59:56 mircea_popescu: ;;google cartman whatever i do what i want

17:59:57 gribble: Cartman - Whatever I do what I want! - YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjCHD41I7ok; Cartman - Whateva, I do what I want - YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLPM-P7mNQw; I Do What I Want! - Video Clip | South Park Studios: http://southpark.cc.com/clips/153246/i-do-what-i-want

18:00:07 kuzetsa: I'm almost certain it'd be un-flattering to look into it and realize what it's associated with

18:00:18 kuzetsa: oh dear :(

18:01:06 mircea_popescu: and since we're doing cartman, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTtc8bTjrFo

18:01:06 assbot: Eric Cartman But MOM - YouTube

18:01:08 mike_c: that's from that trailer park kid

18:01:20 mike_c: boo boo or something?

18:01:23 kuzetsa: parody of some sort of "troubled" jerry springer type guest

18:01:27 kuzetsa: ... I see O_O

18:01:33 mike_c: ;;google honey boo boo

18:01:34 gribble: Here Comes Honey Boo Boo: TLC: http://www.tlc.com/tv-shows/here-comes-honey-boo-boo; Here Comes Honey Boo Boo - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Here_Comes_Honey_Boo_Boo; The real Honey Boo Boo: What reality TV did to the pint-size ...: http://www.salon.com/2014/06/19/honey_boo_boo_is_a_monster_what_reality_tv_did_to_the_pint_size_pageant_queen/

18:01:52 kuzetsa: from now on, I might keep that in mind / be more careful about using the phrase: "I do what I want"

18:02:10 kuzetsa: thanks, mircea_popescu

18:02:30 mircea_popescu: why ? it's pretty great.

18:03:39 rithm: honey boo boo is the shit

18:06:39 mircea_popescu: mike_c i thought it was a parody of that chick, yeah, on springer.

18:06:58 mike_c: idk about springer, but she's got her own show.

18:07:27 mike_c: (which I have never seen for the record)

18:07:40 mircea_popescu: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzmTOCFnMgg << specifically.

18:07:41 assbot: whateva i do what i want - YouTube

18:08:54 mike_c: i just lost six brain cells watching that.

18:09:05 mircea_popescu: which ones ?

18:09:22 Duffer1: thas no bueno

18:09:28 mike_c: not sure, but now I want to quit work and have more bahbies

18:09:48 mircea_popescu: the saurian plan is proceeding apace. /me jewhandrubs

18:14:58 kuzetsa: mircea_popescu: wow, yeah ok -- good example of the jerry springer video diary / introduction segment before the bit where jerry interviews people in front of the audience

18:15:34 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 25250 @ 0.00080699 = 20.3765 BTC [+] {2}

18:16:09 kuzetsa: mike_c: once that bit is over with, the rest of the show is typically on the stage with jerry interviewing them & the audience sometimes yells and or boos or cheers or whatever & sometimes decides to get violent O_O

18:16:38 mircea_popescu: im surprised dogecoin isn't sponsoring it yet.

18:16:45 mircea_popescu: just as much a part of redneck culture as nascar

18:17:03 kuzetsa: uhg :(

18:18:35 thestringpuller: ;;google poinciana

18:18:36 gribble: Poinciana, Florida - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poinciana,_Florida; Poinciana (song) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poinciana_(song); Poinciana (album) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poinciana_(album)

18:18:50 mircea_popescu: jeez this bash thing is getting pretty good.

18:19:40 mircea_popescu: mike_c: fluffypony: he's popped in a couple times looking for you. i think he's going to drop in this morning too << later tell, neh ?

18:20:05 fluffypony: he popped in a short while after that, all sorted

18:20:42 mircea_popescu: !up carderplay

18:21:23 carderplay: what is this??

18:21:47 carderplay: is the the main chart

18:21:50 mircea_popescu: the20year: fell through, every thing that could have gone wrong to work with them fell through and i essentially took it as a sign not to do the deal << sensible.

18:21:50 carderplay: ??

18:21:52 ThickAsThieves: who is this is?

18:21:58 mircea_popescu: that would be dog.

18:22:12 carderplay: *is said what

18:22:25 carderplay: this anit the main chat room ait??

18:22:39 carderplay: you like the admin

18:22:41 carderplay: ??

18:22:49 mike_c: nobody likes the admin

18:23:04 mircea_popescu: !down carderplay

18:23:04 mike_c: assbot is a dictator

18:23:12 mircea_popescu: that was instructive.

18:25:08 kakobrekla: !up carderplay

18:25:22 kakobrekla: you are dotcoins brother ?

18:27:06 jurov: no,dotcoin had the presence of mind to not ask where he is

18:27:26 mircea_popescu: http://38.media.tumblr.com/e94517b8c577cc9ed82a74f036fec03c/tumblr_ms5807Uqe01qddd4so1_500.jpg << can anyone explain why a vegetable peeler is embedded a foot up from the ground on the side of the guy's perch ?

18:27:26 benkay: is this real life

18:27:46 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 34700 @ 0.00080018 = 27.7662 BTC [-]

18:28:32 jurov: mircea that's padlock construction

18:28:48 mircea_popescu: jurov oh, i see.

18:29:26 carderplay: ok

18:29:29 carderplay: am back

18:29:43 carderplay: so what is there creepy new here

18:30:17 mircea_popescu: mike_c: the forum is.. toxic. << i thought you wanted to be there.

18:30:19 carderplay: hey who is gribble??

18:30:32 jurov: carderplay you are quite creepy

18:30:39 carderplay: yea

18:30:41 carderplay: no

18:30:45 carderplay: yea am am

18:30:52 mircea_popescu: is this like indian candy post-op ?

18:30:56 carderplay: but who is gribble??

18:30:59 rithm: i get all my quality news from the specualtion sub-forum

18:31:01 mircea_popescu: ;;echo urmom

18:31:02 gribble: urmom

18:31:25 carderplay: yea griblle herE??

18:31:38 rithm: gribbl is god

18:31:41 carderplay: can you get me authen??

18:31:55 rithm: yes, I can get you authenticated

18:32:09 rithm: take your shoe off, place it on your head first

18:32:13 rithm: then take a selfie

18:32:14 jurov: just type /quit

18:32:17 benkay: ;;8ball can carderplay get authenticated?

18:32:18 gribble: It shall be.

18:32:52 rithm: let me know once the shoe is on your head

18:32:59 carderplay: is it like a parliament here??

18:33:04 carderplay: you take vote

18:33:11 benkay: no voting

18:33:11 mircea_popescu: oh for crying out loud.

18:33:13 carderplay: i tot you said there were dicators

18:33:18 benkay: no that's tat

18:33:19 mircea_popescu: !down carderplay

18:33:23 rithm: no, first you put your shoe on your head

18:33:24 benkay: !up carderplay

18:33:50 jurov: carderplay if you have nice tits read here: http://trilema.com/2014/ill-pay-for-your-tits/

18:33:51 assbot: I’ll pay for your tits pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.

18:33:53 mircea_popescu: buncha assholes stop playing with your food.

18:34:00 rithm: ;;guide

18:34:01 gribble: Error: "guide" is not a valid command.

18:34:13 jurov: ;;manul

18:34:15 gribble: Error: "manul" is not a valid command.

18:34:17 mircea_popescu: ;;guido the gay head

18:34:17 gribble: Error: "guido" is not a valid command.

18:34:19 carderplay: anyway am straigth man

18:34:20 jurov: ^ should be

18:34:34 carderplay: @jurov starigth -------

18:34:42 rithm: ;;ctell carderplay [guide]

18:34:42 gribble: Error: "guide" is not a valid command.

18:35:06 rithm: Guide to using #bitcoin-otc: http://wiki.bitcoin-otc.com/wiki/Using_bitcoin-otc

18:35:09 assbot: Using bitcoin-otc - bitcoin-otc wiki

18:35:16 rithm: gribble is broken here

18:35:26 carderplay: i begin to suspect that this place ifs filled with a bunch of bots

18:35:29 rithm: no one will help you, they are above it

18:35:35 FabianB: no, gribble has a whitelist of channels for ;;guide

18:35:43 rithm: i was going to help but i didn't get anough shoe on head

18:35:56 mircea_popescu: http://33.media.tumblr.com/2e8dee9bf1ec2bf89b279025df3c1859/tumblr_mjie78uPlp1qlne6uo1_500.jpg << omfg this suggests a wunderbar forum business idea. pay camwhores to hold up "kidnapped" signs and make teary eyed captured videos begging for ransom

18:36:03 mircea_popescu: then put the shit up on kickstarter/reddit/etc

18:36:10 mircea_popescu: each month pay dividends off the proceeds.

18:36:22 asciilifeform: ransomstarter.

18:36:35 rithm: jail for everyone.

18:36:41 mircea_popescu: could get all sorts of good taglines too. "making rape more family friendly"

18:36:53 mircea_popescu: "demistifying the great female equalizer"

18:36:56 asciilifeform: jail >> pay yer bail with bailstarter.

18:37:14 mircea_popescu: rithm wait, so basically some other dudes'd come to hold you for ransom ?

18:37:43 carderplay: what is the shoe on the head??

18:37:46 rithm: some sort of inverted "release me" jailstarter

18:38:08 rithm: carderplay put your shoe on your head already if you want to be part of the club and selfie it

18:38:16 mircea_popescu: just illustrating exactly how weak any attempt at law enforcement is.

18:38:47 mircea_popescu: i mean, the expenditure of keeping clear channels empty... good god. how do you distinguish between someone screaming rape ironically and someone being raped ? and how do you keep a bunch of assholes from flooding THAT channel with spam ?

18:38:56 mircea_popescu: not like it can be done any other place.

18:39:36 carderplay: i learn it got to do with sex and chat rooms

18:39:47 mircea_popescu: essentially, turning the economy into "an economy of attention" was a fatal (if forced) mistake. without attention as a side channel organised work becomes impossible.

18:39:57 benkay: ;;google buttcoins nao

18:39:58 gribble: They really are Buttcoins nao pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.: http://trilema.com/2013/they-really-are-buttcoins-nao/; Perfect money corrupts absolutely pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea ...: http://trilema.com/perfect-money-corrupts-absolutely; Bitcoin pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.: http://trilema.com/category/bitcoin/

18:41:00 rithm: !down carderplay

18:41:07 rithm: that was abetter idea

18:42:04 kakobrekla: you are all evil bots.

18:42:30 rithm: no, i'm kakobrekla and you are mircea_popescu

18:45:06 jurov: bots do what bots want

18:45:22 assbot: i do what i want!

18:45:32 mircea_popescu: !up Decima|

18:45:34 mircea_popescu: !up phlurker

18:46:04 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 33248 @ 0.00080712 = 26.8351 BTC [+] {2}

18:46:46 rithm: oh darn

18:46:56 rithm: page closed eh

18:47:20 jurov: rithm you're into shoe selfies?

18:48:01 rithm: uh huh jurov. after you take the selfie, imgur it and send the URL to gribble to authenticate

18:48:35 mircea_popescu: shoelfies.

18:48:38 mike_c: <+mircea_popescu> mike_c: the forum is.. toxic. << i thought you wanted to be there. << gross exaggeration. it is certainly not a place to go to discuss business. it is perhaps still good advertising to find customers.

18:48:50 mircea_popescu: and you figure you can divorce these at will ?

18:48:52 rithm: cesspool

18:48:58 mike_c: i'll let you know

18:49:04 jurov: poor gribble. imo assbot is better equipped for task.

18:49:06 rithm: cesspool is a good word to describe bitcointalk.org

18:49:08 mircea_popescu: careful, next you'll be in the position of the married, devout catholic going to gay bars.

18:49:15 mircea_popescu: this is how twinks get killed.

18:49:46 jurov: married, devout catholic twinks? where?

18:50:13 mike_c: i am far from convinced it is a good idea. but how do you get word out to lots of bitcoiners? not in the finance niche, more in the mass market.

18:50:49 kakobrekla: mike_c easy, promise 100% guaranteed profits.

18:51:00 mike_c: bitcoinpete is a pretty good bitcoin-assets marketer. perhaps i can convince him to write tweet about WoL ;)

18:51:13 mircea_popescu: jurov no, the twinks get killed the morning after, because they're coping with their post partum depression in their infantile way which brings up narcissistic rage in the ex-gay man now devout catholic again.

18:51:41 mircea_popescu: mike_c im kind of curious myself, not like it's forbidden or anything

18:51:44 mike_c: kakobrekla: that is for investment. and the going rate seems to be 12% a day

18:51:57 mircea_popescu: 12% a day by now ?

18:52:02 kakobrekla: it works for anything

18:52:06 mircea_popescu: you know, that's indicative of how poor they are.

18:52:14 kakobrekla: buy this mop. 100% profit. ill take two!

18:52:21 mircea_popescu: back when they held a third to half the bitcoin in circulatiuon, 7% a week was good enough.

18:52:30 mike_c: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=704388.0

18:52:30 assbot: ★☆★ BtcInv.club | Bitcoin Investment |UP to 12% Daily Profit ★☆★

18:52:32 mircea_popescu: now they must clearl hold less than 1%, so 12% a day is needed.

18:52:46 mircea_popescu: you see, the % they seek merely guides as to how much they'd have to make to break into relevancy.

18:53:01 kakobrekla: dunno why i still bother with anything given what market offers.

18:53:27 mircea_popescu: kakobrekla because when you stop bothering you become part of the meta-usg.

18:53:34 mike_c: you have to be HYIP (which i had to google)

18:53:38 mircea_popescu: how do you suppose the brave new world works ?

18:53:54 mircea_popescu: mike_c this because you don't read trilema, it's discussed (in passing) :P

18:54:00 jurov: http://pastebin.com/eMw3h92q carderplay on it

18:54:00 assbot: [20:49] <carderplay> !up? [20:50] <jurov> sry you're too derpy [20:50] <carder - Pastebin.com

18:55:50 jurov: rithm, satisifed nao?

19:01:30 mircea_popescu: ah great bitcoin-assets, thy enigmatic walls so mighty, thy crenelated porticuli so hidden in plain sight behind a flash of blinding light. how well do you protect thy fruit, how pleasant warmth to be within thy belly, what delight.

19:04:41 *: fluffypony looks down at his Bitcoin-Assets t-shirt

19:04:44 fluffypony: word.

19:05:55 mircea_popescu: !up pogakuofie

19:06:14 pogakuofie: great

19:06:20 mircea_popescu: now don't fuck it up again.

19:06:20 pogakuofie: thanks

19:06:26 pogakuofie: ok

19:06:31 pogakuofie: you know its me now

19:06:32 pogakuofie: how

19:06:47 pogakuofie: ok

19:06:50 mircea_popescu: this is bitcoin-assets, the nerve center of bitcoin, the core of the internet.

19:06:52 mircea_popescu: we know all.

19:07:05 pogakuofie: pls now how can i get

19:07:12 pogakuofie: permanently voice

19:07:17 pogakuofie: *voiced

19:07:41 mircea_popescu: !down pogakuofie

19:09:27 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [ROCK] 4500 @ 0.0008 = 3.6 BTC [+]

19:09:29 jurov: pogakuofie: try #bitcoin-otc first .

19:19:27 asciilifeform: kakobrekla, mircea_popescu: when you stop bothering << :

19:19:31 asciilifeform: 'Learn not to participate - to the point of utter impossibility of meeting the enemy 'half-way' - and you will see that inside there lay a very useful mindfuck: in learning to 'nonparticipate,' in fact you drew out your *will* from its scabbard - to which it seemed so securely riveted by your upbringing. The appearance of *your will* changes everything and forever. With your own will slipped into your boot knife

19:19:31 asciilifeform: sheath, you have traded places with the *pederasti* - now you are sighted, and they are blind. Now you no longer struggle in the darkness with something foggy and omnipresent, which softly absorbs every blow - instead, you can now clearly make out a pathetic piece of shit, which has smeared itself over the most important part - the eyes - of a large and powerful man. You can now deal blows, directly seeing the

19:19:31 asciilifeform: results - and from this comes strength; the fight now turns, from a draining, futile floundering - to a merry, wrathful clobbering of a dying vermin, who with us - men - has nothing whatsoever in common. But it all begins - with nonparticipation.' (Беркем аль Атоми, articles. translation mine.)

19:20:58 mircea_popescu: im not exactly known for trying to meet people half way.

19:21:56 asciilifeform: the original piece was, largely, about escape from thebezzle

19:23:56 chetty: asciilifeform, great piece, will is indeed the key

19:24:38 mircea_popescu: sounds like a literate vor explaining the bаша собственная тюрьма point.

19:24:54 mthreat: most important news of the day: http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/07/28/us-usa-fistbump-idUSKBN0FX1Q820140728

19:24:54 assbot: Fist bumps relay 90 percent less germs than handshakes: study| Reuters

19:24:56 asciilifeform: that was more or less it.

19:25:41 mircea_popescu: mthreat so white people wash more ?

19:26:04 mthreat: i haven't measured

19:26:20 chetty: wonder what they thionk of the argentine kiss

19:26:34 mircea_popescu: there's this point in anthropology proposing that behaviours emergent in groups are reflective of the survival fit those same behaviours entail.

19:27:02 rithm: lolol did we get shoe on head

19:27:14 mircea_popescu: so if behaviour a is common in A and b in B, and a conveys 90% less germs than b, then germs are 90% less of a problem in B than A.

19:27:22 chetty: good argument for passing more germs around actually

19:27:34 mircea_popescu: !up cuwirebeard

19:27:51 mthreat: seems legit

19:28:02 asciilifeform: (original at http://www.e-reading.ws/bookreader.php/101060/Al'-Atomi_-_Stat'i_(zhurnal.lib.ru).html)

19:28:03 assbot: : (zhurnal.lib.ru)

19:28:07 mircea_popescu: as good as any social statistics anyway.

19:34:23 mircea_popescu: Let?s get to the facts. The only fact present in that introduction is that her two degrees are worthless. I mean that quite literally, the market has chosen to place no value on someone with those two degrees. And how do I know this? Because the article doesn?t tell us what degrees she has.

19:34:23 mircea_popescu: How much do you want to bet that her two degrees aren?t in Materials Science and Genetic Engineering? By not telling us what she studied, the article inoculates itself (and her) against the completely understandable response of ?Maybe she should have studied something marketable.? Tell me, after reading the article, do you know what job was Ms. Ulldemolins looking for? The Economist is read by influential people

19:34:24 mircea_popescu: throughout industry, maybe if they gave us more information, a reader would offer to hire her.

19:34:33 mircea_popescu: lol what the fuck, the economist is supposed to work like b-a now ?

19:34:45 mircea_popescu: fucking posers these people, to the degree they've entirely forgotten they're posers.

19:36:54 assbot: [MPEX] [FT] [X.EUR] 454 @ 0.00224382 = 1.0187 BTC [-]

19:45:09 mike_c: ;;calc 1.34 / 0.00224382

19:45:10 gribble: 597.1958535

19:45:19 mike_c: selling at 597? crazy traders.

19:45:45 mike_c: ;;ticker --last

19:45:47 gribble: 589.82

19:47:04 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [ROCK] 5085 @ 0.0008 = 4.068 BTC [+]

19:50:35 FabianB: ;;ticker --currency eur --last

19:50:36 gribble: 439.28478

19:50:45 FabianB: ;;calc 1/0.00224382

19:50:45 gribble: 445.668547388

19:50:50 fluffypony: cr_zoidberg!

19:51:05 fluffypony: !up cr_zoidberg

19:56:51 mircea_popescu: !up the20year

19:57:05 the20year: i still can't comprehend this

19:57:07 mircea_popescu: i have no idea dood.

19:57:30 mircea_popescu: you must be doing something wrong but short of having someone physically there to try it out i dunno how to find it

19:57:36 the20year: yeah

19:57:37 cr_zoidberg: Hello, I'm known as zoidberg and I'm a core developer of project Boolberry. I heard about this channel via Bitcrea and Matic Kocevar. We are currently searching for support opportunities for Boolberry. We are the most advanced anonymous cryptocurrency to date, a modified and improved version of CryptoNote. Here's a few presentations we recetly released:

19:57:37 cr_zoidberg: http://www.slideshare.net/boolberry/boolberry-solves-cryptonoteflaws-37055246

19:57:39 assbot: Boolberry solves CryptoNote Issues

19:57:39 cr_zoidberg: http://www.slideshare.net/boolberry/boolberry-reduces-blockchain-bloat

19:57:40 assbot: Boolberry reduces blockchain bloat

19:57:40 cr_zoidberg: I would love to tell you more about Boolberry if you're interested. Thank you.

19:58:04 the20year: I was gonna invite everyone here to the rentalstarter Aug 1st conference call

19:58:10 mircea_popescu: cr_zoidberg what's a boolberry.

19:59:38 cr_zoidberg: mircea_popescu: http://boolberry.com/

19:59:38 assbot: Boolberry

19:59:50 mircea_popescu: cr_zoidberg that'd be the answer to "where".

20:01:31 jurov: dingleberry comes to mind

20:03:23 FabianB: "dev bounties is 1%"

20:04:12 jurov: cr_zoidberg: is cryptonote fully specified?

20:05:30 dignork: cr_zoidberg: http://boolberry.com/ "this feature reduces blockchain bloat.pdf"

20:05:30 assbot: Boolberry

20:06:02 fluffypony: cr_zoidberg: I didn't up you so you can advertise

20:07:13 jurov: fluffypony his introduction was pretty tame, i don't see any problem here

20:07:45 fluffypony: jurov: he didn't even great me

20:07:51 mircea_popescu: this is going to be the fucking end of the us, i swear. talk to guy running a private eye business for a project, he wants 1k upfront and 300 an hour for three investigators in two cars. meanwile, car rentals are still 30 to 50 a day (and you should get a fucking rebate if yu're in the business) and grunts are still happy to make 15 an hour - really, lots of phd kids can't even get the 15 and work at starbucks for 11.2

20:07:51 mircea_popescu: 0 or w/e it is.

20:07:51 mircea_popescu: so if you add it all up, 15*24 + 50 = 410. which whatever, one could round a bit, but not all the way to 300 * 24 + 1000 = 8200 for chrissakes. so basically, this guy just priced himself way, way, way the fuck out of the market, and then they wonder why nonsense like uber is successful. well... it's successful because trying to add 2000% padding on your cost structure will never fly and can never fly.

20:07:56 fluffypony: *greet

20:08:13 mircea_popescu: everyone's stuck selling to the government, let's just hope government can keep paying everyone for their golden toilets. forever.

20:08:17 mircea_popescu: !up Montywell

20:08:29 the20year: it'll be interesting some day

20:08:43 the20year: who are you tailing mircea_popescu?

20:08:48 mircea_popescu: everyone, basically.

20:08:48 jurov: http://boolberry.com/files/emission.png this is completely off

20:09:46 the20year: even me?!?

20:11:02 mircea_popescu: maybe.

20:11:11 fluffypony: the20year: what's up with that anti-Benny thread?

20:11:41 the20year: Your guess is as a good as mine , i guess they assume that him and I are both 100% fraudsters and want to prevent anyone from investing in either of us as the assumption is that we will take all their money

20:12:06 fluffypony: lol

20:12:21 fluffypony: I only stumbled on it today

20:12:25 the20year: it's insane

20:12:29 fluffypony: and it was full of "da fuq"

20:12:30 the20year: and i know it's physically making him sick

20:12:50 mike_c: or, they are havelol pump/dump/crash/repeat scamsters trying to crash RENT?

20:13:11 the20year: that's a very real possibility too

20:13:30 mike_c: mrstickball_: srsly. getting upset over forum muppets is not worth it.

20:13:30 the20year: we had one of our top 10% investors already dump his shares, and it seems to be based on what lambcop or someone else said

20:13:45 the20year: the problem is they say they're gonna report both of us to the SEC

20:13:54 mircea_popescu: isn't lambchop like the last remaining voice of sanity there ?

20:13:55 fluffypony: meh

20:14:26 fluffypony: the20year: that sounds like someone threatening to report a renter on AirBNB to their landlord

20:14:30 the20year: and like I said, and they didn't care - if either of our companies are fined by the SEC, or we start racking up major laywer bills, it comes out of shareholder money which is who they say they're gonna protect

20:15:32 mircea_popescu: the20year the logic would be that they want to protect the people who aren't investors yet not the ones that already bit it.

20:15:51 the20year: That's the logic, and they;re taking the stance that all investments are scams

20:16:09 the20year: and regardless of what information/proof/data I can provide, i am automatically a scam

20:16:25 fluffypony: see

20:16:28 chetty: easy to see how you would think of investment that way if you live in usa

20:16:38 fluffypony: this shit would unequivocably be solved with the WoT

20:16:38 mircea_popescu: that double price week of ipo thing you had going is definitely problematic, as far as these things go. but anyway, im too lazy to dig up the actual threads.

20:16:57 fluffypony: investors would just gettrust and talk to people in their L1 or L2 trust

20:17:17 mike_c: ^ investors do. havelol do not.

20:17:28 fluffypony: eugh havelol

20:17:31 the20year: I can understand the greif with the .0055 and .0075 IPOs within two months, and they were to meet a very specific goal - keep my employees with jobs till we were able to partner with a bank, or maintain sufficient cashflow to keep my employees in houses

20:18:10 fluffypony: cryptostocks has the best verification system

20:18:13 the20year: Now we're at a point where we really don't need new investment, the business is bringing in upwards of $6k/mo in revenues with $8k/mo on the near horizon, AND banks are getting very warm to us

20:18:17 fluffypony: they send you a postcard with a code on it

20:18:22 mircea_popescu: the20year the unexplained part is how people that weren't buying at 30ish one week bought at 75ish the next, and then sold back down to 40ish the week after that.

20:18:26 fluffypony: because nobody can use a mail forwarder

20:18:42 the20year: mircea_popescu: I'm a good salesman I guess :D

20:19:14 fluffypony: oh!

20:19:21 fluffypony: have we spoken about Hearn's recent fuckery?

20:19:30 rithm: down with tor!

20:19:35 mircea_popescu: anyway, so what's the takehome here, banks are now warm enough that the investors are mostly a liability or what ?

20:19:35 fluffypony: http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/2byqz0/mike_hearn_proposes_to_build_vulnerable/

20:19:36 assbot: Mike Hearn proposes to build vulnerable censorship mechanism into Tor, opposes a fix for hidden service deanonymization, on Tor mailing list : Bitcoin

20:19:40 the20year: I'm shocked that both IPOs went as well as they did, but through both of them at the $4/share range, it gave us sufficient capital to buy the 8 properties we wanted, and build the business to viability

20:19:45 fluffypony: down with rithm !

20:19:58 mircea_popescu: fluffypony doh, what's to be expected there.

20:20:14 *: rithm stands in line for "tor sign up compliance form 10-4q"

20:20:15 the20year: No, the investors are still an asset - they're the reason the business has flourished. The liability right now is interent trolls

20:20:31 fluffypony: rithm: only if you've paid your Tor Tax and have your tax clearance certificate for it

20:21:01 rithm: fluffypony: i'll forge those documents

20:21:17 fluffypony: rithm: like you forged my gpg signature? :-P

20:21:30 rithm: heh

20:21:34 rithm: yes

20:21:35 cr_zoidberg: sorry, had troubles with irc client. hello to all, fluffypony, hello!

20:21:38 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14000 @ 0.00080274 = 11.2384 BTC [-]

20:21:44 kakobrekla: lol

20:21:45 rithm: doh

20:22:09 rithm: cr_zoidberg did you send the imgur link of the shoeonhead.jpg selfie to gribble?

20:22:27 mircea_popescu: !up gfest

20:22:39 rithm: !up cr_zoidberg

20:22:40 mircea_popescu: cr_zoidberg logs are your friends.

20:22:50 rithm: wow i can voice people

20:22:57 fluffypony: rithm: you're that cool

20:23:04 rithm: is assbot on drugs

20:23:34 mircea_popescu: vexual has copycats now ?

20:23:39 fluffypony: ;;rate cr_zoidberg 1 seriously top notch C / C++ dev, pushes code out like there's no tomorrow

20:23:39 gribble: Error: User doesn't exist in the Rating or GPG databases. User must be GPG-registered to receive ratings.

20:23:41 fluffypony: erk

20:23:52 rithm: !down fluffpony

20:24:02 cr_zoidberg: mircea_popescu: Boolberry - it's anonymus cryptocurrency, originally based on cryptonote technology but with a lot of innovations.

20:24:04 fluffypony: cr_zoidberg: http://wiki.bitcoin-otc.com/wiki/Beginners_Guide

20:24:07 assbot: Beginners Guide - bitcoin-otc wiki

20:24:07 rithm: whoopsie

20:24:14 chetty: http://www.jpost.com/Diplomacy-and-Politics/Freedom-Flotilla-II-set-to-sail-for-Gaza-from-Turkey-369065

20:24:14 assbot: 'Freedom Flotilla II' set to sail for Gaza from Turkey | JPost | Israel News

20:24:28 mircea_popescu: cr_zoidberg don't be vague, be aggressive. what, specifically, is worth the mention on that lot of inovations ?

20:24:44 mircea_popescu: fluffypony i imagine in the not so distant future one'll be able to make a living helping people present themselves well here.

20:25:11 cr_zoidberg: FabianB: "dev bounties is 1%" - yes, we have daily paid with about 1% of emission, but this inclome depends of miner votes. they can reduce our earings if they don't like our work for example

20:25:40 mike_c: da fuq is emission?

20:25:49 kakobrekla: noise ?

20:25:55 mircea_popescu: what happens at night when you've been away from your wife for a long time

20:25:59 mike_c: crypto powered by co2?

20:26:00 fluffypony: mike_c: well...when a maaaaaan loves a womaaaaaan

20:26:18 mike_c: only two semen jokes? i'm disappointed

20:26:23 chetty: VI 52. Bureaucracy is a construction designed to

20:26:23 chetty: maximize the distance between a decision-maker and

20:26:23 chetty: the risks of the decision.

20:26:39 fluffypony: mike_c: the third joke is David Seaman

20:26:39 mircea_popescu: quite.

20:26:44 rithm: nanotube how about ;;guide in #bitcoin-assets? I mean, I'd totally regurgitate it to people asking for help on how to use OTC...

20:27:01 rithm: or would ya'll rather send them somewhere

20:27:05 mircea_popescu: rithm you can just use the ba wiki entry. it's the cannonical response anwyay

20:27:07 rithm: like a treasure hunt

20:27:12 kakobrekla: rithm http://wiki.bitcoin-assets.com/first_steps_in_bitcoin-assets

20:27:12 assbot: first_steps_in_bitcoin-assets [bitcoin assets wiki]

20:27:23 mircea_popescu: the old wiki is too fouled by the likes of mike hearn, luke jr and the rest of the tools to be much use anymore

20:27:28 fluffypony: when are we adding "last steps in bitcoin-assets" to the wiki

20:27:34 fluffypony: for people on their death bed?

20:27:37 kakobrekla: go do it?

20:27:41 mircea_popescu: ^

20:27:42 chetty: http://betabeat.com/2014/07/this-bluetooth-enabled-vibrator-might-bring-us-closer-to-computer-engineered-orgasms/

20:27:43 assbot: Bluetooth-Enabled Vibrator Leading to Computer-Engineered Orgasms | Betabeat

20:27:47 rithm: you've spelled it out for idiots

20:27:51 fluffypony: kakobrekla: I'm not on my death bed, so I'm ill-equipped

20:28:00 *: kakobrekla stabs fluffypony in the head.

20:28:01 kakobrekla: you are now

20:28:03 fluffypony: hah hah

20:28:05 mircea_popescu: ahahh

20:28:08 fluffypony: Luke-Jr: what's your Bitcoin balance?

20:28:38 mircea_popescu: chetty : that should result in a bizarre sect of people who wear the doldos non stop and only get to orgasm when the computer is pleased with them.

20:28:39 fluffypony: Luke-Jr has the best Bitcoin balance

20:30:52 BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: buncha assholes stop playing with your food. << lulz

20:31:33 chetty: <mircea_popescu> chetty : that should result in a bizarre sect of people who wear the doldos non stop and only get to orgasm when the computer is pleased with them.// the field for whole new fetishes is wide open

20:32:49 mircea_popescu: re tye turkish flotilla 2 thing : wasn't that attempted in 2011 ? and it failed ?

20:34:12 asciilifeform: lol! hearn goes into tilt, drops mask ?

20:34:13 benkay: wasn't communism attempted in the mid 20th century? and it failed?

20:34:30 fluffypony: asciilifeform: he's revealing himself as the Bitcoin Devil to Ver's Jesus

20:34:33 fluffypony: :-P

20:35:40 mircea_popescu: asciilifeform the sad part about a life as a stoolie is this : that once mp blows your cover, your value to your owners decreases dramtically. and while you had been lured into the life with promises of superspydom, well... you gotta do the work such as it is. whether you think yourself better than that or not.

20:36:17 asciilifeform: poor fella, not even worth the seven grams of lead to his owners.

20:36:18 mircea_popescu: this exactly mirrors the life of the adolescent whore, who may have run away from hgome at 15 to be a star, and may have enjoyed the freedom her career gave her at 16, when her previous classmates were struggling with school romance and homework

20:36:30 fluffypony: so have we converted the room into pro-feminism yet?

20:36:32 fluffypony: http://voin.co/why-you-should-be-a-pinkcoin-or-hyper-believer/

20:36:33 assbot: Why You Should Be A Pinkcoin Or Hyper Believer |

20:36:45 mircea_popescu: but by the time she's toothless, barren and 24, nobody cares to know whether she thinks she's worth more than $8 and a beer for a quickie.

20:36:47 rithm: pinkcoin huh

20:36:49 fluffypony: Seamonster running some more altcoin pumps

20:37:07 fluffypony: "Although more speculative, I also believe PINK may be the first to attract more female users. Bitcoin is now home to a number of strong female voices, yet the alt market still seems to be something of a dude fest. With PINK’s commitment to funding breast cancer awareness and somewhat androgynous color scheme, I could see PINK being a first love for women with a lot of Bitcoin hungry for the returns some of us are already used to."

20:37:20 mircea_popescu: fluffypony name one such strong female voice ?!

20:37:41 fluffypony: mircea_popescu: if I say somethign with quotes around it it's not me

20:37:42 fluffypony: :-P

20:37:52 fluffypony: "rithm is a scammer"

20:37:53 mike_c: hanbot

20:37:56 fluffypony: clearly not me

20:38:00 rithm: i quote myself =all the time stfu

20:38:15 mircea_popescu: mike_c not disputing there aren't some. just amused at the "o, pink!!"

20:38:33 mircea_popescu: apparently this reality where all the strong female voices in bitcoin are related to this channel never happened.

20:38:38 mike_c: she was the only one i could think of. chetty doesn't talk much.

20:38:41 mircea_popescu: and someone is going to go and invent it!!1

20:38:56 mike_c: prolly too busy working.

20:39:06 mircea_popescu: she does work a lot.

20:39:17 mircea_popescu: i doubt many appreciate just how huge a project mmorpgs are.

20:39:18 benkay: princessnell maybe

20:39:23 fluffypony: yeah princessnell

20:39:28 fluffypony: and as we know mircea_popescu loves bitcoingirl

20:39:38 fluffypony: such a strong voice in the female community

20:39:45 mircea_popescu: maybe she should make pink.

20:39:49 mircea_popescu: +with the

20:40:10 benkay: she just doesn't have moosedickpete's heteroboner for mircea_popescu

20:40:16 mircea_popescu: "At least in the U.S., a massive entertainment industry affords humanities majors with ample job opportunities crafting detergent pitches and scripting vampire romances. But second-tier Europe?" <<< ahahaha so much win.

20:40:20 mircea_popescu: http://partialobjects.com/2011/09/when-rich-kids-cant-find-jobs-it-means-socialism-has-failed/

20:40:35 mircea_popescu: benkay ya think ?

20:41:13 cr_zoidberg: mircea_popescu: innovations in few words, unlike other cryptonote-based сщшты: 1. we improved anonymity over the original cryptonote core, 2. we reduced blockchain bloading from ring signatures 3. we invented new PoW hash - fast and asic resistent, 4. we have public address aliasing feature that will be used later in colored coins. + some small improvements.

20:41:21 benkay: no respect for the kyriarchy

20:41:34 mircea_popescu: cr_zoidberg can you appreciate how "improved" is still vague ?

20:41:42 benkay: asic resistance is not a feature, cr

20:41:43 benkay: cr_zoidberg:

20:41:50 BingoBoingo: moiety of course

20:41:51 *: benkay experiences tabcompletion rage

20:41:59 benkay: oh yah moiety

20:42:01 fluffypony: BingoBoingo: of course

20:42:08 fluffypony: ok so hanbot, princessnell, moiety

20:42:12 mike_c: benkay: sure it is. it is asic-proof down to 30 meters.

20:42:16 asciilifeform: lol

20:42:26 fluffypony: and indianprincessbride that needed a free flight to Dar Es Salaam or whatever

20:42:29 mircea_popescu: well she's got a strong cunt enunciation. .. which is still with the groupo from what i gather.

20:42:42 mircea_popescu: fluffypony das ist mein schlong ?

20:42:51 fluffypony: lol

20:44:01 mircea_popescu: da fuck's sschshty supposed to be.

20:44:39 fluffypony: sschshty is the number after fffvty

20:44:52 fluffypony: (at a certain level of drunkenness)

20:44:57 mircea_popescu: fphvty ?

20:46:24 mircea_popescu: https://www.mgilulldemolins.youcanbook.me/ <<< totallydoing this.

20:46:25 assbot: Maria Gil Ulldemolins - Brainstormer + Creatives' BFF!

20:46:35 mircea_popescu: anyone else wanna book maria for a assets session ?

20:47:06 fluffypony: that is a most unfortunate surname

20:47:19 cr_zoidberg: mircea_popescu, we have more details in presentation. at first we changed transaction format and added attribute to outs that fix welknown CryptoNote issues. Second imortant improvment - we changed the way of transaction identification, that let us to drop unneeded big parts of trancsactions.

20:48:04 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9588 @ 0.00080395 = 7.7083 BTC [+] {2}

20:48:33 mircea_popescu: cr_zoidberg so you fixed a bug in cryptonote, why not just submit a patch to them ? and if they fix it too, that point goes away ?

20:50:40 cr_zoidberg: mircea_popescu: not really bug - it was bad design i guess. to fix it they need to make core changes and make hard fork. we have just different transaction format.

20:50:49 mircea_popescu: aha

20:51:12 cr_zoidberg: mircea_popescu: so we have just modifyed core

20:52:02 cr_zoidberg: also we was the first of cryptonote coins who was developed official GUI .

20:53:28 Duffer1: !up cr_zoidberg

20:58:16 mircea_popescu: ubuntu on amazonaws is such a match made in heaven. they pretty much deserve each other.

20:58:49 fluffypony: one-click servers?

20:59:05 mircea_popescu: ubaws.

20:59:06 fluffypony: majik

20:59:10 rithm: http://www.hashicorp.com/blog/terraform.html

20:59:11 assbot: Terraform - HashiCorp

20:59:26 benkay: amazon amazon ub(er)-aw(lles)s

20:59:26 rithm: this looks magical if you like magick

21:00:17 benkay: mircea_popescu: what's got you bent about aws today?

21:00:19 mircea_popescu: rithm what's this, puppet with a bootstrap wrapper ?

21:00:21 DreadKnight: !up HeySteve

21:00:41 mircea_popescu: benkay just because they deserve each other doesn't mean i hate them you know ?

21:00:46 fluffypony: HeySteve: is the gpg auth being weird again?

21:00:46 rithm: i haven't figured it out yet shhh

21:01:25 benkay: rithm: played with kubernetes yet?

21:01:43 mircea_popescu: rithm anyway, they're going the right way, at least that much. who's the coo/ceo there ?

21:01:58 rithm: hashicorp has some talent

21:02:03 rithm: idk

21:02:47 mircea_popescu: "Certainly that was how things played at the blog of the libertarian Reason magazine, which mocked the notion that someone might both deserve economic assistance and make art and wear odd clothes.

21:02:48 mircea_popescu: One wouldn?t expect any better from libertarians, who have built an entire ideology around the world-view of 12-year-old boys."

21:02:56 mircea_popescu: cheeky huh.

21:03:58 mircea_popescu: "in our vain and ultimately doomed quest to differentiate ourselves from our tween years, without changing anything substantial, we shall now endeavour to identify anything we perceive the womenz don't like with '12yo boys', thus clearing making it clearly obvious & clear that we're not deserving of the friendzone"

21:04:14 HeySteve: fluffypony, nope

21:04:19 HeySteve: re: auth thing

21:04:43 HeySteve: just a courtesy up I guess, watching a movie atm so just lurking

21:05:33 fluffypony: ah k

21:05:36 fluffypony: what you watching?

21:06:37 TheNewDeal: backdoor sluts 9?

21:07:05 HeySteve: expendables 3. it's like that "get everyone" gary oldman line in terms of actors

21:07:44 HeySteve: dumb film tho, what'd you think of Jodo's Dune?

21:08:08 mircea_popescu: TheNewDeal http://33.media.tumblr.com/568cfd4a0c38749e6c032f15b6dd20e7/tumblr_mrj0ad0tat1qlne6uo1_500.gif

21:08:32 TheNewDeal: gracias

21:09:06 mircea_popescu: http://media.nscdn.com/uploads/member/pictures/1299036080all-innocence-has-been-lost.jpg as a bonus.

21:09:42 DreadKnight: silly owls never get naked

21:10:02 asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: innocence-lost << 'a habit obscene and unsavoury / kept a cs professor in slavery / with maniacal howls / he deflowers young owls / which he keeps in an underground aviary.'

21:10:40 mircea_popescu: ahahah

21:11:17 BingoBoingo: Anyone knows who runs //hashreport.net need to crucify someone for trackback spam

21:11:36 mircea_popescu: http://ftp.tw.freebsd.org/pub/branches/7.0-stable/src/games/fortune/datfiles/limerick sauce btw.

21:12:32 asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: originally found it exactly there.

21:12:42 asciilifeform: except it was freebsd 4.something

21:15:00 fluffypony: HeySteve: nfi

21:15:03 fluffypony: nfw I mean

21:15:07 fluffypony: my wife and I were watching that now

21:15:09 fluffypony: it just finished

21:15:29 fluffypony: downloaded the TS rip on TPB, colours were too washed out but the audio was spot on

21:15:39 mircea_popescu: the who ?!

21:16:06 fluffypony: on the other end of the spectrum, Jodorowsky's Dune was amazing

21:16:06 assbot: AMAZING COMPANY!

21:16:14 fluffypony: he basically put together a sci-fi film dream team

21:16:56 mircea_popescu: ah

21:16:57 fluffypony: and to see his heritage in so many movies after that

21:16:58 fluffypony: man

21:18:24 mircea_popescu: ahh i'm totally putting these in the logs :

21:18:26 mircea_popescu: A broken-down harlot named Tupps was heard to confess in her cups: "The height of my folly was diddling a collie- but I got a nice price for the pups."

21:18:26 mircea_popescu: A burlesque dancer, a pip named Virginia, could peel in a zip; but she read science fiction and died of constriction attempting a Moebius strip.

21:18:26 mircea_popescu: A busy young lady named Gloria was had by sir Gerald du Maurier, and then by six men, sir Gerald again, and the band at the Waldorf-Astoria.

21:18:55 mircea_popescu: anyone wanna do a limmerick contest ?

21:19:09 asciilifeform: every kid with unix box knows these

21:19:51 mircea_popescu: so that's all of five people ?

21:19:55 asciilifeform: lol

21:19:55 BingoBoingo: Oh, so this is apparently the trackback spammer: http://drewtri.info/ Complaint is detailed here http://dpaste.com/2N85HTH

21:19:56 assbot: Andrew Tri

21:19:57 assbot: dpaste: 2N85HTH

21:20:29 mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo good move giving him a log link.

21:21:03 ThickAsThieves: lol

21:21:05 BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: That isn't what he was spamming for but instead .tp://hashreport.net

21:21:22 mircea_popescu: aha

21:21:33 BingoBoingo: .tp is the toilet paper protocol, for wiping asses

21:22:05 BingoBoingo: Log link to promote his personal site I find acceptable

21:22:09 mircea_popescu: !up MontyWell

21:22:38 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15059 @ 0.00080488 = 12.1207 BTC [+] {2}

21:23:01 TheNewDeal: limerick contest please

21:23:39 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13060 @ 0.00080718 = 10.5418 BTC [+] {2}

21:23:51 mircea_popescu: yeah srsly.

21:24:42 mircea_popescu: A corpulent maiden named Kroll had a notion exceedingly droll: at a masquerade ball, dressed in nothing at all, she backed in as a Parker House roll.

21:24:44 mircea_popescu: mwahaha

21:25:42 mircea_popescu: A CS student named Lin had a prick the size of a pin. It was no good for girls but just great for squirrels, they squealed with delight with it in.

21:25:59 fluffypony: On chat lived a guy, TheNewDeal, whose nickname had little appeal; "I would change if I dare, but it's not here nor there," he did write and then GPG seal

21:26:29 mircea_popescu: o hey!

21:26:33 TheNewDeal: not bad

21:27:54 BingoBoingo: https://twitter.com/BBoingo/status/493870331518803968 You're spammers @HashReport @BTC_Society signed complaint http://dpaste.com/2N85HTH

21:27:55 assbot: dpaste: 2N85HTH

21:28:05 mircea_popescu: !up bonusdz

21:28:08 TheNewDeal: already changed my name though flufflypony

21:28:48 TheNewDeal: plus, bitcoin is like the real New Deal, not some phony FDR stuff

21:29:14 mircea_popescu: There lurked on assets this chap named copumpkin. He kept to himself, his balls on the shelf and a big huge silicone dong for the munchin'.

21:29:31 dub: no

21:30:38 chetty: http://www.economicpolicyjournal.com/2014/07/the-senate-is-about-to-approve-plan-to.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+economicpolicyjournal%2FYZSb+%28EconomicPolicyJournal.com%29

21:30:38 assbot: EconomicPolicyJournal.com: The Senate Is About to Approve a Plan to Use Pensioners Money to Fill Potholes

21:31:07 BingoBoingo: https://twitter.com/BBoingo/status/493871134358900737 Another link at the scene of the spam @HashReport @BTC_Society http://www.thedrinkingrecord.com/2014/02/04/memes-go-meta-altcoin-unveiled-this-past-weekend/#comment-19436 ?

21:31:09 assbot: Memes go Meta: Altcoin Unveiled this Past Weekend | Bingo Blog

21:31:13 BingoBoingo: !up HeySteve

21:31:22 mircea_popescu: The harlot went Dub! You persnickety scrub, I lent you my car to drive to the mall, not to stuff your nub in the rub.

21:33:03 mircea_popescu: hm actually that should end in "wall"./

21:33:25 fluffypony: no your rhyming scheme was almost right - limmerick is 5 lines, AABBA, A lines are long and B lines are short

21:33:47 BingoBoingo: Some girl called to Namworld. He was not of this world, After he circled the corn. They made Japanese tentacle porn!

21:33:57 mircea_popescu: o wow!

21:35:08 chetty: VI 60. Universities have been progressing from

21:35:09 chetty: providing scholarship for a small fee into selling degrees

21:35:09 chetty: at a large cost.

21:35:24 mircea_popescu: There's no fluff on this pony, said Joe to his homie. So they took off with the wife, and for her life she never could get back to the coney.

21:35:41 fluffypony: lol

21:37:04 Namworld: What is going on?

21:37:20 TheNewDeal: limerick contest

21:37:58 mircea_popescu: TheNewDeal didn';t we just like marginalize a sucker for having dared to ask wtf is going on not an hour ago ?

21:38:33 TheNewDeal: wasn't here for that

21:38:46 TheNewDeal: probably deserved it though...

21:38:53 mircea_popescu: A dentist, young doctor Malone, got a charming girl patient alone and, in his depravity, filled the wrong cavity. God, how his practice has grown.

21:39:12 fluffypony: there once was a chap from Romania, who said "Bitcoin I'll try to explain-to-ya!"; he launched an exchange, Jimmothy did enrage, now he talks with such megalomania

21:39:43 mircea_popescu: o hey.

21:40:06 fluffypony: fuck it was hard thinking of stuff to rhyme with Romania

21:40:23 mircea_popescu: tasmania :D

21:40:35 fluffypony: won't have the same ring to it as megalomania :-P

21:40:46 ThickAsThieves: Here's a tear for Old Man Popescu, who was always in need of a rescue. He'd be smelling a rose, all the while in no clothes, wondering how it was that he met you.

21:40:59 fluffypony: hah hah

21:41:06 mircea_popescu: omg popescu and rescue don't rhyme.

21:41:10 ThickAsThieves: :)

21:41:13 mircea_popescu: the only thing popescu rhymes with is risque.

21:41:24 mthreat: popescu / stop a few

21:41:39 mthreat: ?

21:41:57 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20341 @ 0.00080751 = 16.4256 BTC [+] {2}

21:42:11 BingoBoingo: fluffypony met a duck. The made the decision to fuck. They went for a long time, but fluffypony was caught for his crime. All their children went cluck.

21:42:29 TheNewDeal: There once was a bot named gribble. With humans, he would not quibble. If he had but one weakness/ it sure wasn't meekness/ but reputation attacks from Sybil

21:42:44 fluffypony: ThickAsThieves was a grand pseudonym, of a man that enjoyed drinking gin, "buy my passthrough" he cried, 'tho NeoBee had yet died, so he turfed that whole thing in the bin

21:42:47 mircea_popescu: mthreat mirˈt͡ʃe̯a poˈpes.ku

21:42:58 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 53359 @ 0.00080783 = 43.105 BTC [+] {2}

21:43:05 ThickAsThieves: speak english plz

21:43:08 fluffypony: hah hah ThickAsThieves

21:43:14 ThickAsThieves: :)

21:43:21 fluffypony: TheNewDeal: nice!

21:43:39 TheNewDeal: had to get gribble involved

21:44:05 dub: there one was a chatter named mp. with a penchant for prose, evidently. alas he can't rhyme. though he's want to opine. on matters of whips and rear entry

21:44:35 TheNewDeal: hahahaha

21:44:38 fluffypony: lol

21:44:51 ThickAsThieves: win

21:45:22 mircea_popescu: This balding old monkey named Bingo boingo-something-somethingo went for a walk, let out a squawk and was forever extradited to congo.

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21:45:32 BingoBoingo: !b 1

21:46:28 mthreat: is there a website that accepts phonetic input and speaks it?

21:46:49 BingoBoingo: mthreat: AT&T used to have one, might still

21:46:51 dub: goog translate does iirc

21:46:54 fluffypony: nanotube was a bot maker grand, had the WoT in his right and left hand, "I won't change it, I swear", he'd exclaim with a glare, that's why Karpeles was not auto-banned

21:47:14 mircea_popescu: dub had a hubby, he was well short and stubbly, but when they met, usually at the vet, the neighbours corked gallons of bubbly.

21:47:50 ThickAsThieves: When it came to pronunciation, TaT was an inspiration. He'd make verbs of your nouns and pronounce in weird sounds. He died alone from abuse of libations.

21:48:29 BingoBoingo: Fuck you Messi, this is for the World Cup final http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2014/07/28/lionel_messi_tax_evasion_prosecution_spain_not_happy.html

21:48:29 assbot: Lionel Messi tax evasion prosecution: Spain not happy.

21:48:41 TheNewDeal: nonsequitir TAT

21:49:07 ThickAsThieves: says you

21:49:25 ThickAsThieves: it's sayng i talked silly cuz i was drunk

21:49:34 mike_c: There was once a trader called TaT / Whose charts went this way and that / He opened a leg / But the price wouldn't peg / And his profits all went kersplat

21:49:44 ThickAsThieves: nice

21:50:04 mircea_popescu: A whore that was thick and her circle of thieves took pleasure in sniffing the filthiest greaves. that came to an end when the lady's friend died from a horrible case of dry heaves.

21:50:07 dub: +1

21:50:08 fluffypony: there once was a vixen, hanbot, who gave forum n00bs hassle - a lot! it blew up with a fight, bad mods came to light, now she's both in b-a and the WoT

21:50:20 mthreat: messi should move his residence to Monaco

21:50:30 fluffypony: mike_c: hah hah

21:50:54 mircea_popescu: ajhahhaha good one mike_c

21:50:59 mircea_popescu: i think so far he's winning.

21:51:00 mike_c: TA trolling is too easy

21:51:22 ThickAsThieves: 3.22% up in btc

21:51:31 mike_c: results, whatever :)

21:51:34 ThickAsThieves: was higher before i started playing with margin...

21:51:57 mike_c: as warren was fond of saying "a long string of big numbers times zero.."

21:52:23 fluffypony: on the 'net lived a trader named Mike, whose charts would show both dip and spike, good advice he did give, as an investment sieve; with the proceeds he bought a new bike!

21:52:42 *: benkay is glad to have escaped so far

21:52:52 mike_c: ooh, benkay should be easy

21:53:16 BingoBoingo: There once was a muppet named truffles, they alway got up into a fluffle. Truffles hated to read, and missed warnings to head. In the end truffles screams were muffled.

21:53:39 TheNewDeal: read / head :-p

21:53:47 TheNewDeal: oh that was my mistake

21:54:13 mircea_popescu: Mike C was a lecherous fart, who liked to watch virginal thighs part. But it all went downhill when for a trill he murdered a tart and pulled out her heart.

21:55:07 mike_c: lol, i knew i shoulda stayed out of it

21:55:09 TheNewDeal: this is getting serious

21:55:32 mircea_popescu: warrilicks!

21:55:34 TheNewDeal: I'd liek to propose a rule that all future insults must be in limerick form

21:55:41 mike_c: second

21:55:41 mircea_popescu: this is not a bad rule.

21:55:50 mircea_popescu: i guess your rule pissed.

21:56:27 BingoBoingo: Tennis was played one day. It all ended in a hay. A muscle was pulled by benkay, so he used a tube of bengay. He was scorched by a cosmic ray.

21:56:40 mircea_popescu: ow shit bengay, that's rich.

21:57:03 TheNewDeal: oooo he's back for more

21:57:12 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 68100 @ 0.00080901 = 55.0936 BTC [+] {3}

21:57:21 mircea_popescu: There lived this newlywed named Ben Gay, Who didn't really want to say, and so he pretended for all those concerned that his name really were benkay.

21:57:31 benkay: now do it with Icy Hot

21:58:02 fluffypony: benkay managed devs in the day, but at nighttime was when he did play, IRC was his joy, poor gribble was his toy, (nanotube let's him just have his way)

21:58:07 mircea_popescu: Icy Hot was a slovenly harlot that drank from the pisspot and hid in the wot ?

21:58:40 BingoBoingo: Benkay used some Icy Hot. It all went up it pot. The balm was too strong, for benkay's dong. With blisters his dick was shot.

22:00:07 mircea_popescu: Thenewdeal had a very very loose butt seal, on account of years of abuse and very hard use, but it didn't bother his zeal.

22:01:02 fluffypony: I can't tell if your rhymes are intentionally bad, mircea_popescu

22:01:06 fluffypony: rhyme-troll

22:01:14 mircea_popescu: shut up im color blind.

22:01:20 ThickAsThieves: lol

22:01:26 fluffypony: so you're saying you're no longer racist?

22:01:27 fluffypony: :-P

22:01:29 ThickAsThieves: fukn racists these days

22:01:36 ThickAsThieves: malicious communications!

22:01:40 BingoBoingo: Search engine terms that brought people to my blog today "people in ohio suck" Victory!

22:01:47 fluffypony: hah hah

22:01:50 asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: There once was a man named Ken Thompson / Who had a peculiar Johnson; / For park it he will / In no hole he 'adn't drilled; / Lest the hole tap a thread that's unwholesome.

22:01:53 mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo maybe the perosn's trying to get laid.

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22:02:06 BingoBoingo: !b 4

22:02:25 BingoBoingo: Maybe?

22:03:25 mircea_popescu: The guy known as asciilifeform had a corny penile horn. Whomever he fucked was thoroughly plucked and no longer lukewarm to reform.

22:03:32 asciilifeform: loll

22:03:38 HeySteve: there once was a room called Assets / which they declared full of bit-fascists / "those guys are jerks!" / they herped and they derped / but in the end their scams all went flaccid

22:03:55 mircea_popescu: ^ i hired this guy to outrhyme me.

22:04:10 TheNewDeal: that one was quality

22:04:23 TheNewDeal: can we post that up on the banner for the channel?

22:04:57 mircea_popescu: without ass in it ?

22:05:28 mircea_popescu: so what's the deal here, whoever made the meanest limericks won right ?

22:06:23 fluffypony: bitcoin-assets, kakobrekla's home, had such knowledge all stored in a tome, if you're lazy to read, no spoon will you feed, just give up - for you never will lead!

22:07:09 mircea_popescu: there should be something in the lead/lead ambiguity

22:07:56 mircea_popescu: bitcoin-assets is a matter of lead : if you find the great tome you may take it home, but if you bumble and stumble you'll get shot in the head.

22:08:04 fluffypony: bitcoin-assets, kakobrekla's home, had such knowledge all stored in a tome, if you're lazy to read, no spoon will you feed, just resign and go home and smoke weed

22:08:13 mircea_popescu: !up jctb

22:08:26 TheNewDeal: what if I want to do both?

22:08:45 mircea_popescu: TheNewDeal http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=28-07-2014#775132

22:08:46 assbot: #bitcoin-assets log

22:09:27 TheNewDeal: that was just a few minutes ago

22:09:38 mircea_popescu: yeah lol

22:10:03 TheNewDeal: it was just as high quality the second time around

22:10:31 mircea_popescu: just you know, the traditional response to "what if i wana do both". well honey... your butt'll get loose.

22:10:59 rithm: urmom is flacid

22:10:59 TheNewDeal: ahhhh

22:11:48 TheNewDeal: I was talking about reading the bitcoin-assets log while I resign and go home

22:11:51 TheNewDeal: and smoke weed

22:12:10 mircea_popescu: wheres that vid

22:12:25 TheNewDeal: the butt one?

22:12:26 mircea_popescu: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-xKUU5sWS4

22:12:26 assbot: Jay's Rap - YouTube

22:13:38 TheNewDeal: hahahaha

22:14:38 asciilifeform: There once lived a fellow named Hearn; / For to ravish the blockchain he yearned; / Cried, 'I'll squirt in my seed, / And your heart - it will bleed!' / But got only laughs in return.

22:15:55 mircea_popescu: yeah this should be more like a poem than a limerick.

22:16:13 TheNewDeal: good stuff ascii

22:16:50 HeySteve: bravo

22:18:57 danielpbarron: The retards in Bitcoin oh-TEE-see \ think they know better than dee-PEE-bee \ when trading is done \ they give a plus one \ to the next pirate at forty.

22:19:14 mike_c: lol, no limericking yourself!

22:19:36 mike_c: but good one

22:19:46 mircea_popescu: A gifted young fellow from Sparta was widely renowned as a farta'.He could fart anything from "Of Thee I Sing," to Beethoven's "Moonlight Sonata."

22:19:56 asciilifeform: ;;ud meteorist

22:19:57 gribble: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=meteorist | ... meteor boobs · Meteor Garden · MeteorHawk · meteorist · meteorite · Meteorited · meteorite men · Meteorite Sulfate · Meteorite-Walk- ... meteorist isn't defined.

22:19:59 asciilifeform: fail

22:20:06 mircea_popescu: im sorry, meteor BOOBS ?

22:20:31 asciilifeform: ah sorry. english -> 'flatulist'

22:20:38 asciilifeform: ;;google Le P?tomane

22:20:42 gribble: Le Pétomane - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le_P%C3%A9tomane; Professional Farters • Damn Interesting: http://www.damninteresting.com/professional-farters/; Record Le Petomane Mr LEFIRES sept 1904 , The FART MAN ...: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tixKopGjn5s

22:20:45 HeySteve: heh danielpbarron

22:22:06 mircea_popescu: "Marc le petomane belge goes to dinner", the new and exciting comic in Al Vomit's autumn line-up.

22:27:37 asciilifeform: Cryptography master McGee / said, 'no use I've for this RNG, / I can eat bags of bits, / mix 'em up when I shits, / I know they'll emerge pattern-free.'

22:28:30 BingoBoingo: http://blog.coinspect.co/copay-wallet-emptying-vulnerability

22:28:31 assbot: Copay wallet emptying vulnerability | coinspect

22:29:54 BingoBoingo: ^ Who needs Hearn?

22:30:23 HeySteve: lol an RNGI tract

22:30:31 benkay: wow that's great asciilifeform

22:35:50 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 267 @ 0.00289937 = 0.7741 BTC [+] {2}

22:37:28 mircea_popescu: http://thelastpsychiatrist.com/2012/04/the_hunger_games_is_sexist_fai.html

22:37:30 assbot: The Last Psychiatrist: The Hunger Games Is A Sexist Fairy Tale. Sorry.

22:37:49 mircea_popescu: "Obviously you go with Alice, which is also why she isn't popular among women: There's no aspiration, no wish fulfillment, it's too fantastic, too impossible because Alice is, in fact, a superhero. It's not real."

22:39:26 mircea_popescu: spending the accumulated wealth of ten generations just so one and a half could do some exploring in the endless space of "just how exactly the stupidity of idle idiots goes" has got to be the worst deal in the history of humanity.

22:40:55 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4200 @ 0.00080451 = 3.3789 BTC [-]

22:45:36 BingoBoingo: Imma going to have to put together a blog post. http://dpaste.com/37N8YCY

22:45:37 assbot: dpaste: 37N8YCY

22:48:17 mthreat: https://www.tbray.org/ongoing/When/201x/2014/07/28/Privacy-Economics

22:48:17 assbot: ongoing by Tim Bray · Privacy Economics

23:05:27 midnightmagic: mircea_popescu: are those articles yours? in lastpsychiatrist?

23:06:21 []bot: Bet placed: 1.01 BTC for No on "Difficulty over 21Bn by Summer's end 2014" http://bitbet.us/bet/877/ Odds: 86(Y):14(N) by coin, 89(Y):11(N) by weight. Total bet: 14.3799 BTC. Current weight: 33,284.

23:06:47 mircea_popescu: midnightmagic nope.

23:06:50 mircea_popescu: why ?

23:07:28 midnightmagic: the tone is similar.

23:07:35 midnightmagic: And I can't find a byline anywhere. :)

23:07:47 asciilifeform: The soldiers parade at Ft. Meade! / From crib sheets the Generals read, / 'Our battles we'll win, / - for we've cracked ROT-13! / Our enemies shall learn to bleed.'

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23:08:00 BingoBoingo: !b 1

23:08:20 mircea_popescu: midnightmagic well that's flattering, but no. while we write about the same things about similar things and at the same time, we're actually different people.

23:08:24 mircea_popescu: which is mildly encouraging

23:09:11 mircea_popescu: mthreat i don't care for the guy's notions. you wanna hear the list ?

23:10:19 mthreat: sure... i just put it up here for discussion

23:11:45 mike_c: let's start with his basic premise is flawed.

23:11:56 mike_c: that making it cost anything is good enough. this is silly.

23:12:09 mike_c: it just has to cost less then the bad guy makes.

23:12:25 mircea_popescu: moreover, making it difficult for criminals and still doable for the govt is the worst possible world

23:12:29 mike_c: it's perfectly profitable to sit in a starbucks and MitM even if it's not feasible to do it to the entire planet

23:12:36 mircea_popescu: you want either strong encryption - nobody gets it, or weak encryption - everyone gets it.

23:12:58 mircea_popescu: you definitely don't want priviledged actors that aren;t you, and no, the govt is not you.

23:13:31 mircea_popescu: but more generally, it's more of the same "o hai guise, good crypto is not really necessary" stoolies. this is evil whether the person is aware of their sin or not.

23:14:57 mike_c: "good enough" is fine for a single use case. you make a website, you use certain tools to secure it, and maybe there are some theoretical holes and this is ok. but the tools themselves should be bulletproof.

23:15:07 mircea_popescu: ^

23:15:16 mircea_popescu: good enough is a user decision, not a toolmaker decision.

23:15:24 mike_c: hence s.nsa.

23:15:34 mircea_popescu: i may build a shoddy dog house, and that's my problem. but you may not sell me shoddy hammers nailks or planks.

23:16:15 mthreat: change of subject - here's a place nearby that you'll like, mircea, if you like hot dogs: http://pickupthefork.com/2014/01/28/dogg-getting-it-on-hot-doggy-style/

23:16:16 assbot: DOGG: Getting It On Hot Doggy Style | Pick Up The Fork

23:16:20 mircea_popescu: now that aside, tor is really not functional, and so yes he has some good points mixed into the turd.

23:16:30 mircea_popescu: mthreat i've never had a hot dog.

23:16:39 mthreat: wha

23:16:59 mthreat: and you gotta love that pic at the top of that web page

23:18:03 midnightmagic: ah, it's Dr. Chris Ballas. That took three googlings..

23:18:04 *: midnightmagic is surprised

23:18:58 mircea_popescu: mthreat actually i don't, she's biting.

23:19:12 mircea_popescu: incredible how fine the brain is when scrutinizing woman face.

23:20:01 mircea_popescu: i lik ethe blog idea tho, lot of work put into the articles. is she here ?

23:21:25 mthreat: i think so, but haven't met her yet

23:21:36 mircea_popescu: as in b-a, not b-a :p

23:21:38 mthreat: but she has good recommendations

23:24:01 mircea_popescu: left her a comment.

23:24:41 mircea_popescu: ;;google site:trilema.com "chris ballas"

23:24:41 gribble: The battlefield of the future pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.: http://trilema.com/2014/the-battlefield-of-the-future/; Google : exploring the bottomless pit of irrelevance, since 2004 or so ...: http://trilema.com/2014/google-exploring-the-bottomless-pit-of-irrelevance-since-2004-or-so/

23:24:54 mircea_popescu: midnightmagic there :p

23:25:15 mircea_popescu: and for a complete change of pace, http://37.media.tumblr.com/66a0b1d462f8db7533e9ae64aab6502b/tumblr_mqnqdcbHXe1qlne6uo1_400.gif

23:30:23 BingoBoingo: !up RooK314

23:30:41 BingoBoingo: !up belcher

23:30:58 RooK314: ty BingoBoingo

23:31:04 BingoBoingo: You're welcome

23:32:21 mircea_popescu: !up Raymondo

23:32:44 Raymondo: Whoa hey, I mean I was just going to lurk. But now I have a podium!

23:33:22 RooK314: I'm still writing blog posts. The things you do for crypto

23:33:42 mircea_popescu: Raymondo so who're you ?

23:33:50 mircea_popescu: RooK314 what blog posts be those and where ?

23:33:53 mircea_popescu: !up ColinT

23:34:18 RooK314: I haven't finished them yet mircea_popescu, but it will be for MyriadCoin. Tech analysis or something

23:34:37 Raymondo: Nobody with a name with any value. Just wanted to listen to some general crypto chatter I guess.

23:34:44 RooK314: I got to do more research.

23:35:11 mircea_popescu: ;;topic

23:35:11 gribble: http://bitcoin-assets.com || http://log.bitcoin-assets.com || http://bash.bitcoin-assets.com || http://blogs.bitcoin-assets.com

23:35:16 mircea_popescu: Raymondo log's your friend then

23:35:22 Raymondo: I apologize if I've stumbled into the wrong neighborhood

23:36:00 RooK314: I am glad I use weechat, because this chan definitely requires logs

23:36:00 Duffer1: you are in the right spot

23:36:37 dignork: RooK314: there are logs already - see http://log.bitcoin-assets.com

23:36:37 assbot: #bitcoin-assets log

23:37:07 Raymondo: Awesome, thanks!

23:37:07 RooK314: ty

23:37:13 mircea_popescu: http://thelastpsychiatrist.com/images/twilight-moms.jpg << is twilight the vampire thing ?

23:37:27 Duffer1: yea

23:37:38 RooK314: so true mircea_popescu

23:37:48 kakobrekla: <TheNewDeal> can we post that up on the banner for the channel? < you mean "limerick and black dicks"

23:38:03 RooK314: If you like guys covered in glitter then twilight is for you

23:38:21 mircea_popescu: i kinda like girls covered in glitter.

23:39:03 mircea_popescu: !up RetroUpriser

23:39:12 RetroUpriser: hey there

23:39:15 benkay: glitter only when p drunks

23:39:23 mircea_popescu: ello. who're you ?

23:39:29 RetroUpriser: just roMING

23:39:34 RetroUpriser: qho are you?

23:39:36 mircea_popescu: benkay well implying they have the sense to keep it off the edible parts.

23:39:45 RooK314: mircea_popescu: I have tried every trick I know to get seakazoo to come show her tis for ya but failed

23:39:46 RetroUpriser: sorry, typing with one hand

23:40:11 mircea_popescu: RetroUpriser http://trilema.com/2010/nsfw-mosu-cu-joarda/ << im that guy.

23:40:12 assbot: NSFW - Mosu’ cu joarda pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.

23:40:12 kakobrekla: let your dick go when on irc.

23:40:16 BingoBoingo: RetroUpriser: Watching anyting interesting in the other window?

23:40:33 mircea_popescu: RooK314 it's ok.

23:40:33 RetroUpriser: what other window?

23:40:41 RooK314: :/

23:40:48 RetroUpriser: i know who you are MP

23:40:59 RetroUpriser: how could i not?

23:41:06 mircea_popescu: i have no idea lol. you asked.

23:41:11 nanotube: rithm: it is done

23:41:49 RetroUpriser: Yes, yes i did. What do you think BTC:fiat is gonna do in the near future?

23:42:09 mircea_popescu: The real question is why it's popular among 15 year old girls? 15 year old girls should, in theory, have grown up without 1970s sexism. Schools are hypervigilant about fostering girls development, and there are enough female everythings that it's not remarkable that there are female anythings.

23:42:10 mircea_popescu: And yet here we are, teen girls are reading fairy tales. This book should not resonate with 15 year olds, not this much. Which means that these girls are still getting sexist signals from somewhere, and, follow the trail, those signals came from the 40 year old women who like the story, i.e. "feminists."

23:42:20 mircea_popescu: lol, are getting "sexist signals". how about are getting biological signals ?

23:42:35 mircea_popescu: the jews tried this in palestine, making kibutzzes without all the family stuff. naked kids and all

23:42:51 mircea_popescu: two generations later, girls that had been grown by feminists were reinventing female coy behaviour.

23:42:58 mircea_popescu: it's not sexist, it's natural. big whoop.

23:44:12 RetroUpriser: I think the influences delibrately effecting women are systematic and go deeper that you could understand without the right info

23:44:31 mircea_popescu: how about the influences affecting spelling ?

23:44:49 RetroUpriser: not sure man

23:45:15 TheNewDeal: http://totalsororitymove.com/girl-in-a-country-song-perfectly-describes-how-every-girl-is-portrayed-in-country-music-videos/

23:45:15 assbot: Total Sorority Move | “Girl In A Country Song” Perfectly Describes How Every Girl Is Portrayed In Country Music Videos

23:45:18 mircea_popescu: but anyway, that is exactly my point : they go much deeper. all the way deep, in fact.

23:46:04 RooK314: In the US feminists are a plague

23:46:09 RetroUpriser: Yeah, finished reading that article on THG a few min ago

23:46:28 RetroUpriser: I'm sure it goes down to conspiracy levels

23:46:34 BingoBoingo: !up pi07r

23:46:48 RetroUpriser: Notic all the hormone disruptors in all the makeup?

23:47:04 RetroUpriser: My friends little sister globs that shit on when she was ten years old

23:47:11 RetroUpriser: god only knows what its doing to her

23:47:29 mircea_popescu: wait the what ?!

23:48:01 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 45000 @ 0.00080868 = 36.3906 BTC [+] {2}

23:48:04 mircea_popescu: i'd imagine teenaged boys and girls eat about equal volumes of lip gloss, no ?

23:48:04 RetroUpriser: https://www.google.com/#q=hormone+disruptors

23:48:04 assbot: Google

23:48:27 mircea_popescu: ;;google hormone disruptors

23:48:28 gribble: Endocrine disruptor - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Endocrine_disruptor; Endocrine Disruptors: http://www.niehs.nih.gov/health/topics/agents/endocrine/; Dirty Dozen List of Endocrine Disruptors | Environmental Working ...: http://www.ewg.org/research/dirty-dozen-list-endocrine-disruptors

23:48:36 RetroUpriser: well, girls and boys are different, some are girls, and some are boys

23:49:12 RetroUpriser: And hey, go figure, the highest levels of these chemicals are found in plastic kids toys and makeup

23:49:36 RetroUpriser: I dig how gribble can google, never knew that

23:49:45 RetroUpriser: ;;gettrust mircea_popescu

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23:49:49 RooK314: No wonder we have so many with gender identity issues

23:49:54 RetroUpriser: ^

23:50:21 mircea_popescu: im generally aware of the phtalate problem, and of the horror that soy is for the male endocryne balance.

23:50:23 RetroUpriser: Among other terrible things happening to everyone mentally

23:50:38 mircea_popescu: i just never heard this makeup theory, nor do i follow how exactly it'd work.

23:50:39 RetroUpriser: Yeah soy is no good

23:50:51 RooK314: And it tastes like balls

23:51:04 mircea_popescu: it does ?!

23:51:25 BingoBoingo: RooK314: You taste balls?

23:51:29 RooK314: Besides soy sauce. That shit is good.

23:51:53 RooK314: Well BingoBoingo, how I *imagine* balls might taste

23:51:57 RetroUpriser: ;;google hormone disruptors in makeup

23:51:59 gribble: Endocrine Disruptors Clean Makeup: http://web.colby.edu/cleanmakeup/meet-the-ingredients/endocrine-disruptors/; Endocrine Disruptors | Cosmetics Info: http://www.cosmeticsinfo.org/HBI/29; 12 Worst Endocrine Disruptors That Can Wreck Your Health: http://articles.mercola.com/sites/articles/archive/2013/11/13/worst-endocrine-disruptors.aspx

23:52:08 mircea_popescu: !up xanthyos

23:52:10 RooK314: I hope I never find myself in a situation where I am forced to compare

23:52:35 BingoBoingo: RooK314: You realize you may have jsut slandered balls based on your imagination thinking that soy tastes like them.

23:53:07 RetroUpriser: weird, i meant to google hormone disruptors in makeup not clean makeup

23:53:08 RooK314: True. Maybe I will do a blind taste test with a couple of girls.

23:53:15 RooK314: So we know the truth.

23:53:39 RooK314: ;;ticker

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23:54:13 mircea_popescu: my girls love to suckle the ballsack. and actually, here's an older article : http://trilema.com/2011/a-cui-e-prietena-ta/

23:54:14 assbot: A cui e prietena ta ? pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.

23:54:33 mircea_popescu: it dealt with the fallout in the romanian twitter space from my pointing out that if a girl doesn't like how your balls smell she's not in love.

23:54:35 RooK314: My Italian sucks.

23:54:43 mircea_popescu: tis romanian actually.

23:54:51 RooK314: Oh I see.

23:55:01 RooK314: I speak Spanish. That's about it.

23:55:06 mircea_popescu: yo tambien.

23:55:18 mircea_popescu: ah so basically it's deodorants and all the creams they lather on themselves. i can see it.

23:55:35 mircea_popescu: kinda why responsible girls use pure cocoa butter and organic stuff generally.

23:55:57 RooK314: Que bueno.

23:56:44 RooK314: Beautiful country Romania. I should like to visit one day.

23:56:46 RetroUpriser: ;;google aluminum in deoderant

23:56:47 gribble: Antiperspirants Facts About Cancer, Aluminum, Alzheimer's, and More: http://www.webmd.com/skin-problems-and-treatments/features/antiperspirant-facts-safety; Antiperspirants/Deodorants and Breast Cancer - National Cancer ...: http://www.cancer.gov/cancertopics/factsheet/Risk/AP-Deo; Deodorant - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deodorant

23:57:15 mthreat: tom's deodorant doesn't have aluminum (the original one)

23:57:38 RooK314: I don't use any of that crap, I use this: http://www.thecrystal.com/

23:57:38 assbot: The original natural mineral salt deodorant | Crystal Body Deodorant

23:58:02 mircea_popescu: what's that, native alum ?

23:58:10 RetroUpriser: toms like the tooth paste brand? I use le stick (rarely) its got no aluminum and uses some sort of french green clay

23:58:39 BingoBoingo: RooK314: Hydrogen Flouride exists as a perfectly natural salt...

23:58:44 RooK314: Just mineral salts

23:58:46 RetroUpriser: stopped drinking out of aluminum cans and cooking with only stainless steel now

23:59:04 RooK314: I have copper cookware :/

23:59:20 BingoBoingo: RetroUpriser> stopped drinking out of aluminum cans and cooking with only stainless steel now << give cast iron a try

23:59:29 RooK314: BingoBoingo: I think you can buy the chunks too

23:59:33 RetroUpriser: I haven't looked into copper or cast iron

23:59:42 mircea_popescu: cast iron, yes. i use it.

23:59:45 RooK314: I have a few cast iron pieces.

23:59:54 RetroUpriser: Rook314 isn't copper cookware expensive and fancy?