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Transcript for 30-10-2013, 863 lines:

00:08:41 BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Honestly looks more like Buzzfeed's titling style than Cracked's. Cracked had been sliding downward for a while, but Buzzfeed emerging has accelerated the race to the bottom.

00:09:12 mircea_popescu: aite, i'm not quite that knowledgeable on teenager brain rot

00:11:52 mircea_popescu: http://xkcd.com/1251/

00:11:52 ozbot: xkcd: Anti-Glass

00:12:04 mircea_popescu: there gfoes the next nsa product god fucking damn it all to heck!

00:13:09 jurov: gentlemen and ladies, coinbr will become active tomorrow morning.

00:13:27 nubbins`: fanfare; applause

00:13:41 jurov: i'm tired and decided not to do stuff at such ungodly hour as 5am

00:13:56 BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: I made the mistake of handing my email addy to younger sibblings and older relatives. This is why the only way to get an email address off of the blog has to come from importing the GPG key.

00:15:21 mircea_popescu: gpg keys mostly contain addies

00:16:23 jborkl: You still on vacation mp

00:16:33 jborkl: :)

00:16:34 BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Yeah. I figure this way anyone who wants to email me has to do the work to get the email address from the public key block. It keeps the lowest common demoninators out of my inbox even if it lets the bots harvest my addie.

00:16:52 Apocalyptic: jurov, 5 am in Bratislava ?

00:17:24 mircea_popescu: jborkl yeah, testing the bitche's gap

00:17:51 jborkl: Nice vacation, I need one of those

00:17:56 mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo i am looking forward to the day where email works like mpex

00:18:06 mircea_popescu: doesn't know your signature, you don't email.

00:18:26 mircea_popescu: n

00:18:28 nubbins`: BingoBoingo: your spam will be encrypted, forcing you to decrypt each message before discarding it

00:18:31 mircea_popescu: jborkl seriously tho, http://fraudsters.com/2013/the-horror-of-horrors/

00:18:32 nubbins`: sounds like a win-win

00:19:24 BingoBoingo: nubbins`: But what if the email is encrypted by someone outside my WOT? Seems safe to discard it then before decrypting.

00:19:29 dub: dont forget http://xkcd.com/1273/

00:19:43 nubbins`: oooh, fair enough

00:21:35 jborkl: Nicebjob mitigating damage mp

00:21:41 jborkl: Nicebjob

00:21:47 jborkl: Fuck

00:22:29 mircea_popescu: boobs ?

00:22:38 nubbins`: bjobs

00:22:41 BingoBoingo: I think GPG notaries are where it is at this next decade. Local dude established in a few WOTs signs public keys of people who meet him in person to establish the connection between their public key and identity.

00:23:05 nubbins`: huh, gpg notaries

00:23:06 nubbins`: interesting

00:23:37 mircea_popescu: generally gpg enabled translation and transduction is where it's at.

00:23:54 mircea_popescu: musicians as a group will need a dude who can testify to their reputation among plumbers

00:24:04 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 3900 @ 0.00018 = 0.702 BTC [+]

00:24:05 mircea_popescu: so this'd be a dude with good wot exposure in musicwot and plumberwot

00:24:38 mircea_popescu: someone with a good courtwot could be trusted upon to recomend pscych experts. if he also has a good psychwot.

00:26:28 nubbins`: HEH

00:26:49 mircea_popescu: http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/social_media.png

00:29:39 kakobrekla: that mail thing

00:29:41 kakobrekla: mailpile

00:29:49 kakobrekla: is supposed to have "tight binding between contacts management and PGP key ring"

00:30:02 kakobrekla: fyi

00:30:12 nubbins`: "fork me on github"

00:30:51 BingoBoingo: I'm thinking not quite that far yet. I'm thinking a place to start is people with notary services offering to endorse key is person. After that introduction of key is person trust can be built.

00:33:13 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 14 @ 0.60437078 = 8.4612 BTC [-] {4}

00:34:05 jborkl: That is already WOT, if mp or kako give someone a good wot. I don't really worry

00:34:14 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.6010101 = 2.404 BTC [-]

00:35:03 kakobrekla: hey, we could be wrong.

00:35:10 mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo would it make a substantial difference to you should you discover "i" am really a 24 year old busty blonde woman ?

00:35:15 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 79 @ 0.0026 = 0.2054 BTC [-]

00:35:26 mircea_popescu: it many application the physical identity = key equality is not particularly important

00:35:37 mircea_popescu: (those situations where trust is built on key actions, not on person actions0

00:35:56 dub: BingoBoingo: you realise this exists already

00:36:25 jborkl: Just a example kako. I of course don't trust anyone you give a good wot

00:36:34 jborkl: :)

00:36:36 mircea_popescu: also http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/enlightenment.png

00:36:43 dub: not in the notary service sense, but in keysigning parties

00:36:52 mircea_popescu: dub you trust thjat ?!

00:37:50 dub: trust is not binary

00:38:04 jborkl: Keysigning parties, who shows up to that party

00:38:11 nubbins`: nobody

00:38:14 dub: huge nerds

00:38:25 dub: they mostly happen and *NOG conferences etc

00:38:30 nubbins`: people who you would never have to trust

00:38:40 mircea_popescu: i like nubbins`

00:39:00 nubbins`: aw shucks, does this mean you'll come to my party?

00:39:13 mircea_popescu: i mean i like your version lol

00:39:15 dub: its kinda teh idea behind public key repositories neh?

00:39:22 jborkl: Reptillia has a key party soon

00:39:36 dub: you upload your key and a wot grows around people who have sighted others meatspace ID etc

00:39:41 mircea_popescu: dub im just a big bitcoin wot fanboi.

00:39:54 mircea_popescu: better than the pgp wot thing they have

00:39:58 mircea_popescu: (which is mostly ded anyway)

00:40:06 BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: I agree in nearly all cases.

00:40:20 dub: im not seeing muc difference

00:40:25 dub: much*

00:40:33 dub: other than economic incentive to game it

00:41:02 dub: in nerdland its more 'hurr durr my key is signed by RMS, check my epeen'

00:41:03 BingoBoingo: dub: A problem with keysigning parties is that life doesn't happen at your convenience. Out side of the nerdier regions they are a rare bird to spot.

00:41:05 mircea_popescu: that makes all the difference.

00:41:26 mircea_popescu: things with no economic incentives included suck by that very fact.

00:43:29 BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Should people really still be using PGP as an acronym. I figure it is better to bury it with GPG references.

00:44:02 BingoBoingo: OpenPGP may be what the spec is called now, but GPG seems to be the only implementation that matters.

00:44:28 mircea_popescu: this is one of those discussions

00:44:28 dub: well there is a secondary economic'ish incentive, if netop at europa net signs a message to me asking me to null korea due to an outbreak of k-pop I might like some surety its him and not the NSA

00:44:40 nubbins`: i'm sure there are plenty of uses for WoTs outside of btc-space, but i can't think of any that would apply to me

00:45:07 mircea_popescu: dub if you obtain this surety from sks.keyservers you're k-pop god.

00:45:48 BingoBoingo: nubbins`: Maybe you want a WOT to decide who to answer the door for if someone knocks?

00:46:18 dub: im missing something in your point

00:46:22 nubbins`: i always answer the door; depending on who it is and the time of day, i may or may not carry a hammer in my other hand

00:46:44 dub: the keysigning party is where whats on the keserver gets validated

00:47:06 mircea_popescu: dub i agree indeed you might like such surety, i still believe you'd rather check with gribble than with the pgp wot

00:47:08 BingoBoingo: nubbins`: I rarely answer.

00:47:19 KRS1: moar pr0ns

00:47:55 nubbins`: BingoBoingo: so you miss out on all those sweet opportunities to buy stolen jewelry or give some guy a glass of water because he's SO THIRSTY

00:47:58 dub: right, and true, but they are basically the same ting

00:48:21 mircea_popescu: well they are basically the same thing in the sense the romanian talent earlier and a singer are basically the same thing

00:48:23 BingoBoingo: nubbins`: Yes.

00:48:37 nubbins`: that sounds nice

00:48:45 dub: they are both highly community centric

00:48:59 nubbins`: maybe i should demand a qr code be held up to the peephole

00:49:21 mircea_popescu: or tits.

00:49:30 dub: a bunch of propeller heads who have been communicating and meeting up in person since the dawn of the tubes, vs a goup of mostly people trying to scam money out of each other

00:49:32 mircea_popescu: it's always good to demand tits be held up to peeprhole

00:49:48 mircea_popescu: dub not quite.

00:49:55 mircea_popescu: google michael vario or w/e his name was

00:49:59 jborkl: Just don't look into the gloryhole

00:50:04 KRS1: noooo

00:50:46 BingoBoingo: Tits work. For the gloryhole you have to go to the garage door though.

00:53:58 nubbins`: michael vario

00:54:59 nubbins`: i'm not sure i understand this, he's just some guy who goes around signing people's keys?

00:55:05 mircea_popescu: pretty much.

00:55:36 mircea_popescu: got the propellerheads all aggitated, because they're too retarded to understand in practice the first thing about a wot, because their 30 year old wot never worked.

00:55:52 dub: mircea_popescu: so the lesson is, check who has countersigned? kinda like, check the wot user hasnt been shill rated

00:56:25 dub: pirate still had a pretty good rating last I checked

00:56:45 mircea_popescu: you couldn't have missed the point where the girl explained why this is fallacious.

00:57:23 mircea_popescu: the wot doesn't describe if a person is trustworthy, that's your job. the wot doesn't describe what a person is doing. the wot strictly describes whom a person's been doing shit with.

00:57:34 mircea_popescu: you go ask those you trust from that list as to the what and decide as to trust.

00:57:46 dub: how is this different to keservers

00:58:19 dexX7: what's the idea behind "signing a key from another user"? like "mp confirms that dub is indeed dub"?

00:58:25 mircea_popescu: exactly the way the timisoara rapper girl is differen from "a singer"

00:58:28 dub: one group are more or less accustomed to being fucked over isnt valid

00:58:58 mircea_popescu: o but it is, dub. that's what measures the value of the engineer : the burned voltmeters.

00:59:22 mircea_popescu: dexX7 it's vague what exactly it means. most people sign keys so gpg stops whining about it.

00:59:37 KRS1: this is how you do the breast exams http://comps.canstockphoto.com/can-stock-photo_csp3051022.jpg

01:03:17 nubbins`: i really need to read more about all of this

01:07:33 asciilifeform: it's astounding that anybody thinks you can 'meaningfully establish identity' or somesuch through casual meatspace meetings with strangers.

01:07:53 nubbins`: ^

01:08:17 dub: define casual

01:08:26 nubbins`: no condoms

01:08:44 asciilifeform: dub: people who you've never known before, and may not meet again, who come to you for the purpose of 'let's do keys.'

01:08:52 dub: well thats not always the case

01:08:59 asciilifeform: vs. an actual friend (or even business associate)

01:09:16 BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Well, I thought the carnal part was implied...

01:10:00 dub: in the community I referenced its generally people who have interacted at a professional level over time, they require registration before attending so you know who you are goign tobe signing for and can stipulate what references they need to bring

01:10:22 dub: which is often multiple forms of photo ID etc

01:10:31 BingoBoingo: dub: References necessarily implies tits...

01:10:44 KRS1: MOAR

01:10:53 dub: sure there are instances where its broken but you apply the same process as teh gribble wot

01:10:57 asciilifeform: the value of linking pubkeys to government-issued id is rather tenuous

01:11:28 dub: is the person I am trusting likely to assign trust blithely

01:12:19 dub: again, there is often a long term relationship the ID is just another layer

01:13:13 dub: of course its not universally done like this but neither is gribble wot

01:22:01 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 124 @ 0.0054 = 0.6696 BTC [-] {3}

01:26:05 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 20 @ 0.00532 = 0.1064 BTC [-]

01:30:49 mircea_popescu: by blithely you mean blindly ?

01:31:26 dub: Lacking or showing a lack of due concern; casual: spoke with blithe ignorance of the true situation

01:32:22 mircea_popescu: aite

01:34:53 dub: asciilifeform: how about you sight my govt ID, my employer ID and witness me make a (verfiable) change to some internet route via a hardware 2fa secured platform

01:35:20 asciilifeform: dub: you're losing sight of the objective

01:35:36 asciilifeform: what does my certification that 'key K belongs to Mr. Such and Such' actually give people?

01:36:04 asciilifeform: even assuming that i could be entirely certain that the government papers are genuine

01:36:07 dub: a trust metric

01:36:37 dub: same as 'key M has traded with pirateat40 and imsaguy'

01:36:46 asciilifeform: dub: how? it doesn't shed any light on the question of whether you (or i, for that matter) are a Gestapo mole.

01:37:13 mircea_popescu: it's still a trust metric.

01:37:17 asciilifeform: sure

01:37:21 asciilifeform: but people overvalue it

01:37:30 mircea_popescu: well, it's a metic, properly speaking. being a metric one could build trust on it.

01:37:42 mircea_popescu: that'd be the problem of people not of calipers tho

01:37:46 dub: not arguing that, the arguemnt was, its not fundamentally different to gribbles wot

01:37:56 asciilifeform: all it certifies is that schmuck A and schmuck B convinced each other, using some paper, that their birth names are such-and-such.

01:38:08 mircea_popescu: dub but the argument was it's practically different not fundamentally different

01:38:21 mircea_popescu: if i gotta bring the romanian rapper chick exampl;e again...

01:38:34 dub: practually people can suck at using both systems

01:38:53 dub: practually?

01:38:58 dub: dafuq

01:39:07 nubbins`: heh

01:39:15 dub: practically*

01:39:21 nubbins`: i'm actually a really big fan of portmanteaus

01:39:25 nubbins`: and that was a gem

01:42:09 nubbins`: also, our cat only drinks water from glasses and cups: http://imgur.com/JLxiZ3Y

01:44:11 nubbins`: hmm, so a uid is associated always with the master key, correct?

01:46:17 KRS1: is romanian rapper chick hawt

01:46:25 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIM] 163 @ 0.0621 = 10.1223 BTC [-] {2}

01:46:51 deadweasel: hmmmm..... I think this cult will go far in the states... they will eat it up and send him all their money.

01:46:54 deadweasel: http://www.reddit.com/r/ZenHabits/comments/1p46sy/discretion_is_the_ability_to_know_when_to_speak/

01:46:54 ozbot: Discretion is the ability to know when to speak and when not to speak. : ZenHabits

01:49:28 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 20 @ 0.58342 = 11.6684 BTC [-] {5}

01:50:40 dub: seems like a tough sell, americans don't tend to like to stop talking

01:50:52 deadweasel: but that's because they don't KNOW they can stop

01:50:59 deadweasel: trust me, i just got off the phone with my ex.

01:53:30 nubbins`: okay, tell me if this makes sense: i have a business and a pgp key associated therewith. the email address of the uid is that of the business. what i want to do is add three additional uids for the three directors of the business, and then have a subkey generated for each director as well.

01:53:49 nubbins`: does that seem reasonable

01:53:57 skinnkavaj: Does someone you know have: severe memory loss, large bags of useless crypto-currency, delusions about moons, rockets or mtgox-midas-ltc? Then they maybe be suffering from Litecoin Investor Syndrome and you should call 911 immediately, every second matters!

01:54:17 skinnkavaj: Lol'd

01:56:19 BingoBoingo: skinnkavaj: Does pumping LTC in hostile venues have you down? Does your audience seem listless? Try brewing some tea with potatoe leafs.

01:56:25 mircea_popescu: nubbins` it does, yes.

01:56:53 nubbins`: ok, just needed a quick sanity check

01:57:23 nubbins`: and this will not be a nightmare for those who have already added the original key, yes?

01:57:53 mircea_popescu: well, the problems are : depending on implementation you might not be able to give diff directors diff keys, so you depend on their probity signing properly ;

01:58:19 mircea_popescu: people will need updated pubkeys including the whole list if they're to reply to the new keys

01:58:44 mircea_popescu: not be able to give diff directors diff keys << passphrases i mean, not keys.

01:59:26 nubbins`: ah, that would be less than useful

01:59:54 KRS1: subkey

02:00:03 nubbins`: "here, remember this 90+ character password"

02:00:31 mircea_popescu: alternatively, you can just make x independent keys, of which 1 is for the corp, and the others for directors, and perhaps sign a director certificate with thecorp key

02:00:57 nubbins`: oh, there you go

02:01:03 KRS1: did you guys see percover

02:01:08 KRS1: peer

02:01:17 KRS1: pretty clever

02:01:30 mircea_popescu: nop

02:01:46 KRS1: PeerCover allows anyone to form his or her insurance group or join an existing group to insure anything from a Bitcoin wallet to Ripple debt. Draft your own terms you approve and sign. Evaluate and vote on new members. Vote on new claims. - See more at: https://bitcoinstarter.com/projects/85#sthash.JNat22IH.dpuf

02:02:33 nubbins`: "Using this you can ... sing your key. Although it is too logic to mention. For this you need your passphrase." -GPG mini how-to

02:02:53 dub: sing your key? sounds like Luke-Jr is involved

02:03:04 dexX7: does any of those bitstarter projects ever get funded?

02:03:04 nubbins`: KRS1: insurance is up there with banks as far as regulation goes

02:03:17 BingoBoingo: nubbins`: The GPG mini how to is worthless. Doesn't even cover picking individual keys to use.

02:03:33 nubbins`: yeah, it's kind of difficult to find reasonable documentation on all of this

02:04:30 mircea_popescu: KRS1 o that. yeah we lolled at usagi^2 last week

02:05:04 mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo didn't you just publish a gpg how to thing ?

02:05:30 nubbins`: "You could go so far as to create profiles and upload credit history/health records to increase your chances of acceptance into a pool"

02:05:39 nubbins`: oh, my sides

02:05:53 BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Yeah. I also included links to the mini how to and the full manual. The mini how to explains the basics, but is probably too mini.

02:06:16 nubbins`: i'm just going to fill out a detailed medical questionnaire and send it to a bunch of anons in exchange for health "insurance"

02:06:21 BingoBoingo: I mean who is only going to have one GPG key to steward.

02:06:26 mircea_popescu: nubbins` chance at ~.

02:07:04 nubbins`: ?

02:08:04 mircea_popescu: chance at insurance. not actual insurance.

02:08:09 nubbins`: aha

02:08:33 nubbins`: not even a chance at actual insurance, in fact

02:08:39 mircea_popescu: "come suck my cock for a chance at marrying me" != "come suck my cock for this here ring"

02:08:39 dub: is this CPA 2.0

02:08:57 nubbins`: just a chance at the same random anons giving you a ton of cash years down the road

02:09:02 dub: which ring

02:09:10 dub: we talking cocksucking or rusty tromboning

02:09:13 mircea_popescu: dub you ask too many questions beautiful.

02:09:17 dub: ;;ud rusty trombone

02:09:18 gribble: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=rusty%20trombone | To get rimmed whilst recieving a hearty reach round, thus resembling a trombone player in full chorus.

02:09:19 ozbot: Urban Dictionary: rusty trombone

02:09:41 nubbins`: oh god, this is rich

02:09:48 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 68 @ 0.00569998 = 0.3876 BTC [+]

02:09:56 nubbins`: i bet there are people RIGHT NOW sharing their credit history and medical records

02:10:06 dub: of course there are

02:10:07 nubbins`: can't breathe

02:10:14 nubbins`: ahahahahah

02:10:14 mircea_popescu: not on that site.

02:10:30 dub: just like right now people are investing in whatever alberto is doing now

02:11:38 mircea_popescu: maybe his dad.

02:11:44 mircea_popescu: iirc his dad was rich

02:12:05 BingoBoingo: dub: Wasn't Alberto the Labcoin guy?

02:12:20 mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo possible but unproven. alberto was the original bitdaytrade frontman

02:12:59 dub: and plenty more

02:13:07 dub: BDT wasnt his first scam

02:13:35 BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Ah, so maybe his sister went to Meni and cut him out of Labcoin?

02:13:45 mircea_popescu: it's a group.

02:28:06 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 478 @ 0.00107101 = 0.5119 BTC [-] {3}

02:33:24 dexX7: national cat day?

02:34:34 dexX7: my contribution: http://www.cat-bounce.com/ ^-^"

02:35:58 mircea_popescu: .babe

02:36:06 mircea_popescu: .bait

02:36:07 ozbot: http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mam127WKIX1qdudf8o1_1280.jpg

02:36:14 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 74 @ 0.00569 = 0.4211 BTC [-]

02:36:24 mircea_popescu: shitty out of focus contribution, ozbot.

02:36:44 mircea_popescu: at least there's boxgap

02:41:58 dexX7: .bait

02:42:00 ozbot: http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_manqoec6n61rnftteo1_500.jpg

02:42:03 nubbins`: my re-contribution: http://imgur.com/JLxiZ3Y

02:43:49 dexX7: this reminds me of http://www.ding.net/bonsaikitten/index.html for some reason :D

02:47:38 nubbins`: http://imgur.com/cdempDI

02:47:39 ozbot: Proctologist Simulator 2013 is such a shitty game - Imgur

02:47:49 nubbins`: what does that remind you of?

02:48:44 asciilifeform: nubbins`: i once toured a lab where they actually had these

02:48:51 asciilifeform: and yet messier surgical sims.

02:48:57 nubbins`: :0

02:49:14 dexX7: lol

03:01:39 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SMG] 25000 @ 0.000101 = 2.525 BTC [-] {2}

03:03:41 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 7 @ 0.33997142 = 2.3798 BTC [+] {3}

03:05:35 nubbins`: okay, going to try easing back into a normal sleep/wake schedule. nite

03:19:58 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 394 @ 0.00247852 = 0.9765 BTC [-] {10}

03:20:58 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 5606 @ 0.00215139 = 12.0607 BTC [-] {18}

03:27:48 Ademan: Will btct.co be automatically paying out account balances to withdrawal addresses or do I need to do that manually? (I ask because my dumb ass just accidentally locked my account...)

03:28:29 BingoBoingo: Ademan: No idea. Hope is a shitty thing to count on though isn't it?

03:29:43 Ademan: heh yeah, I avoided doing it before because there's a fee for withdrawal and I'm a bit indignant that I'm paying a fee to do something I'm forced to do :-/

03:30:07 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 21 @ 0.0054 = 0.1134 BTC [-]

03:31:54 BingoBoingo: Ademan: Well, maybe avoid failed people promoting failed models of doing thangs.

03:37:18 opc0d3: anyone here buy futures with ICBIT?

03:38:52 BingoBoingo: opc0d3: You mean the bucketshop. Coinbr is cheap now. No reason to fuck with ICBIT>

03:39:46 opc0d3: i bought futures at $150 on ICBIT.se and sold around $230. nearly doubled my coins.... its also run by Tycho. an admin on bitcointalk.org. i doubt its a scam. what coinbr?

03:40:35 mircea_popescu: come back with an actual account and everything

03:41:09 opc0d3: whats an actual account?

03:41:20 mircea_popescu: ;;ident opc0d3

03:41:20 gribble: Nick 'opc0d3', with hostmask 'opc0d3!d07cd3fa@gateway/web/freenode/ip.', is not identified.

03:41:30 opc0d3: oh.. yawn. too lazy

03:41:47 opc0d3: im not a shill for icbit, if thats what you're worried about

03:42:03 opc0d3: the options on mpex have no liquidity or volume, otherwise id trade them

03:42:09 mircea_popescu: you're nobody, the thing is.

03:42:27 opc0d3: last time i checked there was like 2 trades a day on options there

03:46:06 mircea_popescu: where ?

03:47:52 BingoBoingo: ;;ident BingoBoingo

03:47:53 gribble: Nick 'BingoBoingo', with hostmask 'BingoBoingo!~BingoBoin@unaffiliated/bingoboingo', is identified as user BingoBoingo, with GPG key id 309BB8D7F3251143, key fingerprint ADD7A9A28F85E5EF1F51904F309BB8D7F3251143, and bitcoin address None

03:54:57 dub: Ademan: isnt the withdrawal fee just the standard bitcoin tx fee?

03:57:34 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 315 @ 0.00109877 = 0.3461 BTC [-] {2}

04:00:18 dexX7: http://live.coinbr.com/?mpsic=S.MPOE 503 Service Temporarily Unavailable

04:00:19 ozbot: CoinBr Live S.MPOE

04:00:27 dexX7: ah nvm

04:03:09 mircea_popescu: lol

04:26:11 BingoBoingo: Any thoughs on the not quite world series here?

04:29:19 pigeons: KRS1: peercover is having some legal/bank account issues at the moment FYI

04:29:24 pigeons: heh

04:29:41 pigeons: their google wallet account was closed as well

04:33:11 pigeons: and buy the way the guy's a nut

04:35:13 mircea_popescu: all the trappings of success.

04:35:54 pigeons: i hear he is going to start an exchange as the "secret sauce"

04:37:55 BingoBoingo: Amir is secret sauce? Gibson is secret sauce? Is the original buttcoin dude http://fraudsters.com/they-really-are-buttcoins-nao ever going to lend his secret santorum to a venture though?

04:38:42 pigeons: i cant read that link it always wants me to pay

04:40:04 mircea_popescu: no payn no gayn

04:40:16 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 22 @ 0.6 = 13.2 BTC [+] {3}

04:40:50 dub: http://publicreligion.org/site/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/2013.AVS_WEB.pdf

04:41:04 dub: tl;dr libertards are retarded

04:44:37 pigeons: http://en.community.dell.com/support-forums/laptop/f/3518/t/19512174.aspx

04:44:37 ozbot: New 6430u smells awful - Laptop General Hardware Forum - Laptop - Dell Community

04:47:38 pigeons: "Same issue - I have been blaming a new kitten who I swore was creeping into my closed back pack at night and magically only hitting the PC with a concentrated urine stream which then magically evaporated. Glad to hear I am not alone (people see my smelling my PC and think I am insane!) and my apologies to the cat."

04:49:01 BingoBoingo: Fucking furfags https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jofNR_WkoCE I now what the fox says, and honestly I prefer the coyotes.

05:01:56 dub: gotta love those canned support indians

05:18:13 BingoBoingo: Who else thinks RealSolid has already cut and run?

05:27:50 mircea_popescu: is this the guy with solidcoin ?

05:36:12 BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: That one. The mcxnow one now. Apparently he scammed new n00bs good this time.

05:38:13 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIM] 5 @ 0.0621 = 0.3105 BTC [-]

05:38:51 mircea_popescu: well he's not going anywhere, seeing how it's what, the 3rd ? 4th ?

05:39:53 BingoBoingo: Yeah. Shame how linking his history won't save n00bs and their coins. I'm starting to wonder how he might compare to Pirate.

05:39:56 mircea_popescu: http://fraudsters.com/2013/smg-eulora-v003/

05:39:57 ozbot: S.MG - Eulora v0.0.3 pe fraudsters - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.

05:40:01 mircea_popescu: third version released.

05:42:17 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [LABCO] 200 @ 0.00075 = 0.15 BTC [+] {2}

05:56:11 mircea_popescu: meh, doesn't look like we'll make 6am. still hopeful it will be today however.

05:58:33 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIM] 96 @ 0.06037814 = 5.7963 BTC [-] {3}

06:04:33 mod6: sweet, have to give v0.0.3 a try tomorrow when i get my new drive more set up.

06:04:39 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 149 @ 0.00521027 = 0.7763 BTC [-] {2}

06:04:57 mod6: (my laptop drive failed yesterday)

06:05:41 mircea_popescu: ha!

06:05:45 mircea_popescu: i misspoke. mpex is back!

06:06:00 mircea_popescu: mod6 i tell you i tihnk they get shittier by the day.

06:12:05 BingoBoingo: In a lot of ways I find RealSolid scarier than pirateat40.

06:12:34 mircea_popescu: he never made any real btc did he ?

06:12:42 mircea_popescu: what's this latest thing you were mentioning ?

06:12:45 BingoBoingo: ;;rate RealSolid -10 Ponzi

06:12:46 gribble: Error: User doesn't exist in the Rating or GPG databases. User must be GPG-registered to receive ratings.

06:12:59 BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: He has a scam ponzi/exchange now.

06:13:15 mircea_popescu: what's it called ?

06:13:33 BingoBoingo: The dangerous part though, more so than pirate were probably the goals he had for his altcoins. Mcxnow is the exchange.

06:14:04 mircea_popescu: o the thing anon was adverttising earlier ?

06:14:22 BingoBoingo: Yeah, the thing dick bag was pumping.

06:14:39 mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=29-10-2013#361311

06:14:41 ozbot: #bitcoin-assets log

06:14:55 mircea_popescu: didn;'t take him tyoo far looking at the log

06:16:12 BingoBoingo: The dangerous thing about RealSolid is he wanted a $1 to 1 scamcoin parity. This IPO and his lazy unreading depositors might let him pull it off enough to put some hurt onto the Bitcoin.

06:16:17 mircea_popescu: why's that cryptoblog guy covered his text in so much crap tho ;/

06:16:43 mircea_popescu: uh.

06:16:53 mircea_popescu: how's it hurting bitcoin ?

06:17:15 BingoBoingo: The cryptobloig guy is some LTC noob.

06:17:41 mircea_popescu: skinnkavaj:

06:17:41 mircea_popescu: Apocalyptic: Like TAT is some holy god. I have much respect for TAT. But almost lost it now when he throw a word like ponzi, without any resarch. << i love these guys and their evolving respect thingee.

06:17:54 BingoBoingo: The RealSolid/Mcx guy though has a lot of BTC and a hell of a premine without the hate the XRP folk have hampering them.

06:19:21 BingoBoingo: Now that he's cashing out RealSolid seems like an especially dangerous irrational actor on the BTC market. Sure, he'll probably break eventually but cause a lot of Chaos on his way down

06:20:25 BingoBoingo: RealSolid is a dickbag noob, but an ideologue dickbag n00b.

06:21:25 mircea_popescu: if he has a lot of btc why was he begging on the forum / stealing a coupla hundred ?

06:22:28 BingoBoingo: A few hundred wouldn't be a problem. It looks like he like LabCoin somehow is getting a few thousand on the hopes of the uneducated. The sort that last year and this spring should have swept out of BTC>

06:23:32 mircea_popescu: doubt it very much.

06:24:40 BingoBoingo: Well he could fake it since it is his exchange. I've learned though never to underestimate the n00bishness of the unread though.

06:25:19 geofflosophy: evening gents

06:25:51 mircea_popescu: hi

06:27:00 BingoBoingo: ;;ident geofflosophy

06:27:01 gribble: Nick 'geofflosophy', with hostmask 'geofflosophy!~gimmedaty@', is not identified.

06:27:07 BingoBoingo: :(...

06:27:57 mircea_popescu: it is a good nick.

06:28:20 BingoBoingo: geofflosophy: Probably want to register that one with nickserv

06:28:51 geofflosophy: sorry, I'm kind of a nub, haven't really done much IRC stuff since my CS days in the early 2000s

06:29:08 geofflosophy: nickserv sounds marginally familiar

06:29:13 BingoBoingo: geofflosophy: DOn't worry, just read http://freenode.net/faq.shtml#userregistration

06:32:33 geofflosophy: alright so Im regisered now

06:33:09 mircea_popescu: good for you.

06:36:02 BingoBoingo: I might have to do an mcxnow post. I just wish I would have capped the history before the dood who ran their forums resurfaced.

06:36:18 mircea_popescu: you'll know next time

06:36:31 mircea_popescu: tho imo you're better off not filling the page with forum screenshots.

06:36:48 mircea_popescu: they add nothing. copy/past the material as quotes so it's indexable, maybe have a gallery for screenshots

06:38:19 BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Well text scraping or transcribing are better forms of capping. A sentence is worth a thousand screenshots. I've started the habit of logging anything vaguely scammy though.

06:39:10 mircea_popescu: can't hurt. make sure you keep it well sorted for later.

06:39:55 BingoBoingo: The autopsy of Labcoin is taking longer than expected, but letting it rot on cryprostocks a bit longer can't hurt.

06:42:16 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 100 @ 0.00526321 = 0.5263 BTC [+] {2}

06:45:19 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 100 @ 0.0053 = 0.53 BTC [+]

06:46:20 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 219 @ 0.00109887 = 0.2407 BTC [+] {2}

06:46:34 BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: So Cardano is still smart phone sized?

06:46:49 mircea_popescu: actually penning an announcement right now

06:51:01 BingoBoingo: Cool. Hopefully the Cardinals can take the world series so I can throw coin from that into the Cardano fund.

06:51:25 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIM] 4 @ 0.0621 = 0.2484 BTC [+]

06:54:28 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 476 @ 0.00109899 = 0.5231 BTC [+] {3}

07:04:32 mircea_popescu: http://fraudsters.com/2013/snsa-cardano-pricing-other-statements/

07:04:33 ozbot: S.NSA - Cardano pricing, other statements pe fraudsters - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.

07:04:35 mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo ^

07:05:32 dub: nice model-m

07:05:41 BingoBoingo: Shit mircea_popescu Looks like I'm getting 3

07:05:58 mircea_popescu: that's a good looking shirt innit

07:06:20 dub: what the fuck is an inch

07:06:23 mircea_popescu: dub asciilifeform has old shit. that's the keyboard i learned to c back in like 1990s

07:07:08 mod6: thats a great shirt :]

07:07:46 BingoBoingo: I also guess I'm taking the medium shirt and finding a hog to give the XL to as a night gown...

07:07:46 mod6: yah, those keyboards have some spring in the keys. quite nice to type on actually.

07:07:47 mircea_popescu: dude all the time i spent getting women hands pictures to find an intelligent, slutty looking one is worth it.

07:08:02 mod6: *CLACK* *CLACK*

07:08:03 mircea_popescu: you know that's what you all are responding to. intelligent, slutty looking female hand.

07:08:24 mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo kinda the idea of the pairing. make a friend.

07:08:37 mod6: the sign in the background is funny too

07:08:57 mod6: `clean ur own dishes neckbears!'

07:09:03 mod6: *beards

07:09:40 BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Whatever happened to the eagle holding the cocks as a logo?

07:09:59 mircea_popescu: it didn't work out. the eagle kept eating the prop

07:10:28 mod6: ha

07:10:45 mod6: im ciked to get these cardanos

07:11:32 dub: lol penisbird

07:11:49 mircea_popescu: well the fake nsa has this seal with an eagle on it

07:14:36 mod6: did anyone else see the hecklers behind alexander today during his usual bs to congress?

07:15:33 mircea_popescu: In just five months, terrorists have killed thousands of people in Pakistan, Iraq, Yemen and Libya, he said. "And yet not one major terrorist incident in the United States since 9/11. That's not by accident," Alexander said.

07:15:34 mircea_popescu: herp.

07:16:18 mircea_popescu: then if another one happens it's all "nobody could have foreseen"

07:16:25 mircea_popescu: but before, it's all "that's no accident".

07:16:47 mod6: ya. then it'll be "WIRETAP ALL THE THINGS!!!" ... "OH WAIT..."

07:18:14 mod6: http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2013/10/29/1383080608997/8709546b-1f65-4946-bccb-3bc1ccf0000b-460x276.jpeg

07:18:39 mircea_popescu: nice girl.

07:18:40 mod6: i like how up close the sunglasses read "STOP" on one lens and "SPYING" on the other.

07:21:53 mod6: so i was in this building downtown today, nearly got thrown out for doing nothing more than showing up too early for a meeting and using the free wifi in the lobby. i had a suit on for christsake.

07:22:25 mircea_popescu: nasty.

07:22:29 mod6: i was on my tablet, they probably zoomed in on me reading up on -assets from the cameras and nearly shit themselfs.

07:22:40 mod6: "OMG GET RID OF THAT GUY!!!!111"

07:23:36 mod6: so they nearly escorted me out of the building until they realized i had a reasonable "purpose". not like i had a giant duffelbag with me or anything.

07:23:57 mod6: this place is getting more bizzare by the minute.

07:23:59 mircea_popescu: uh. da fuck building of nazism is tyhis

07:24:41 mod6: haha. exactly. all fascism, no filler.

07:25:17 mod6: in '14 jackboots will be standard issue.

07:26:59 mod6: what was even funnier about the whole thing... the security people didn't just ask me what i was doing there "my purpose" and then leave me be... they sat there with me for like 20+ minutes until someone came to meet me and escort me up to the proper floor.

07:27:38 mod6: its just like,.... "lol wow, THEY HATE US FOR OUR FREEDOMS!"

07:30:03 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 700 @ 0.001099 = 0.7693 BTC [+]

07:30:04 mircea_popescu: heh

07:30:46 mircea_popescu: few days ago i was with a us guy downtown and he needed to pee

07:30:58 mircea_popescu: so i was like, well go in here, go pee.

07:31:09 mircea_popescu: "what's in here ? " "a highschool"

07:31:30 mircea_popescu: he took about ten minutes to be convinced that yes, you can go into a motherfucking highschool to use their toilet.

07:31:37 mod6: lol

07:31:50 mod6: that shit here would get you a swat team probably.

07:31:58 mircea_popescu: fucking ridiculous.

07:32:13 mod6: if you even made it past the door without being frisked.

07:32:36 mircea_popescu: and you see, there have been exactly 0 school shootings in this county since forever.

07:32:44 mircea_popescu: this, as mr alexander says, is no fucking accident.

07:33:00 mircea_popescu: if you let people take a leak when they're in a spot they become much less likely to shoot your place up.

07:34:06 mod6: yeah, its a fuckin joke.

07:35:38 BingoBoingo: Doesn't Mr Alexander have the starship enterprise office? Probably just butthurt he couldn't stop the clouds with his ship.

07:37:03 BingoBoingo: Or is this the Alexander who wants more clouds so he can hump schneier moar?

07:44:24 BingoBoingo: I probably need to check Eve soon and set the skill que to another space ship.

08:03:36 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIM] 7 @ 0.0621 = 0.4347 BTC [+]

08:09:42 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 100 @ 0.00530002 = 0.53 BTC [+] {2}

08:10:43 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 475 @ 0.001099 = 0.522 BTC [+]

08:12:45 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 1181 @ 0.001099 = 1.2979 BTC [+] {3}

08:12:46 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 100 @ 0.0053 = 0.53 BTC [-] {2}

08:18:51 assbot: [MPEX] [S.BBET] 20000 @ 0.00070416 = 14.0832 BTC [+] {4}

08:28:08 bloctoc: you go bitnet!

08:28:14 bloctoc: bitbet

08:31:03 assbot: [MPEX] [O] [O.USD.P221T] 17 @ 0.68165594 = 11.5882 BTC

08:31:03 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 80 @ 0.0053 = 0.424 BTC [-]

08:34:38 mircea_popescu: $avg

08:34:39 mpexbot: mircea_popescu: 202.85

08:35:02 mircea_popescu: ;;calc 221/1.6716

08:35:02 gribble: 132.208662359

08:35:24 mircea_popescu: seems unlikely.

08:43:15 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5500 @ 0.00082242 = 4.5233 BTC [+]

08:48:20 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 850 @ 0.00082379 = 0.7002 BTC [+]

09:00:42 bitesak: ;;ticker

09:00:43 gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 210.81553, Best ask: 212.93496, Bid-ask spread: 2.11943, Last trade: 212.94498, 24 hour volume: 10880.26613193, 24 hour low: 207.06000, 24 hour high: 216.50000, 24 hour vwap: 212.08113

09:19:51 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 150 @ 0.00082379 = 0.1236 BTC [+]

09:23:55 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 154 @ 0.00528 = 0.8131 BTC [-] {2}

09:25:57 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 88 @ 0.0055777 = 0.4908 BTC [+] {2}

09:29:00 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 37 @ 0.00557998 = 0.2065 BTC [+]

09:50:21 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5800 @ 0.0008169 = 4.738 BTC [-]

09:53:56 jurov: Hi all... sorry, coinbr stuff will take a while. got some executed/canceled orders, with no TradeHistory entries.

09:54:25 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3650 @ 0.0008169 = 2.9817 BTC [-]

09:56:27 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2700 @ 0.0008169 = 2.2056 BTC [-]

10:44:19 pankkake: asciilifeform> it's astounding that anybody thinks you can 'meaningfully establish identity' or somesuch through casual meatspace meetings with strangers. <= this is what most key signing documentation says. also it's how cacert works

10:44:44 pankkake: and people check government IDs

10:45:08 pankkake: well one time a guy had a lamp to check them, but otherwise… I could easily fool people

10:46:36 pankkake: mapping to unique governmental identities is stupid, but moreover, "i've known this guy for 10 years and never met him" should be much stronger than "I met this stranger once"

10:47:10 pankkake: I don't know where to start to fix this

10:47:34 ryan1894: does anybody know where creativex is?

10:50:32 chetty: pankkake: not to worry once we all get chipped ID will be settled :P

10:50:58 pankkake: :/

10:51:18 pankkake: that's another thing: we shouldn't necessarily have only one ID

10:52:27 bitesak: you mean not something like this http://imm.io/1jqx7 ?

10:53:16 pankkake: I have 3 google accounts. or more

10:54:15 bitesak: pretty sure they are linked in some way though?

10:58:21 pankkake: well by IP? but to outsiders those are separate identities

11:01:01 chetty: haha bet NSA knows :P

11:01:23 pankkake: no doubt about it, that's not the point

11:01:36 bitesak: indeed, IP for example, i'm no expert and pretty sure you are more versed in these matters than me. All this google stuff is a bit much..

11:41:04 jurov: coinbr back online :)

11:41:32 bitesak: :)

11:41:42 jurov: ..i mean... it was online all the time but now you can place/cancel orders

11:42:11 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 26 @ 0.60076923 = 15.62 BTC [+] {4}

12:00:29 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [XBOND] [PAID] 0.69348300 BTC to 1`386`966 shares, 50 satoshi per share

12:03:32 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 19 @ 0.00557899 = 0.106 BTC [+]

12:27:56 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7991 @ 0.00081679 = 6.527 BTC [-] {2}

13:21:49 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 3 @ 0.159 = 0.477 BTC [-] {2}

13:37:04 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 207 @ 0.00530613 = 1.0984 BTC [-] {4}

13:46:13 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 35 @ 0.00544899 = 0.1907 BTC [-]

13:48:26 nubbins`: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=30-10-2013#362327

13:48:28 ozbot: #bitcoin-assets log

13:48:39 nubbins`: ^

13:50:17 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5350 @ 0.00081226 = 4.3456 BTC [-] {2}

13:50:47 mod6: :]

13:51:33 nubbins`: (they don't!)

13:54:44 nubbins`: "A lack of pumpkins this year is being blamed on low numbers of bees"

13:54:45 nubbins`: D:

13:56:19 pankkake: and who's to blame for the lack of bees?

13:56:23 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.63 BTC [+]

13:56:24 kleeck: THE BEE KING

13:57:40 nubbins`: i was gonna say all the people killing bees

13:57:47 nubbins`: bees are bros, don't kill them :(

13:58:02 kleeck: bro! don't kill 'dem beez!

13:58:06 pankkake: I blame the lack of pumpkins

13:58:09 nubbins`: right?!

13:58:15 nubbins`: ooh pankkake circle of life

13:58:41 nubbins`: does this mean that if we start importing pumpkins we'll be overrun by bees?

13:58:41 kakobrekla: circle of jerk.

13:58:42 pankkake: beerobeeros

13:58:58 kleeck: it's spiraling out of control. Soon, we'll have a shortage of bees due to a shortage of pumpkins which will lead to less pumpkins.

13:59:17 kakobrekla: then the global warming will really start.

13:59:33 nubbins`: but less pumpkins means less pumpkin bread

13:59:40 jcpham: so pumpkins really produce honey?

13:59:46 jcpham: i realize bees make it

13:59:49 nubbins`: and then what the fuck am i supposed to eat with my coffee?!

14:00:05 jcpham: but it sounds like pumpkins are the real workhorses of honey production

14:00:05 deadweasel: eat bees.

14:00:23 kleeck: Then nubbins` is angry, and goes on a shooting rampage at his employ.

14:00:32 kleeck: It's all a mess, and it all starts with pumpkins.

14:00:36 nubbins`: i work from home, that'd be dangerous

14:00:55 nubbins`: well. less dangerous than if i worked in an office, i suppose

14:01:02 kleeck: Send your family my condolences.

14:01:03 pankkake: we need more pumpkins, less dumpkins

14:01:10 nubbins`: D:

14:01:18 pankkake: :o)

14:01:22 kleeck: and more blumpkins.

14:01:36 kleeck: ;ud blumpkins

14:01:44 kleeck: ;;ud blumpkin

14:01:46 gribble: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=blumpkin | The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked while taking a dump.

14:01:47 ozbot: Urban Dictionary: blumpkin

14:01:52 nubbins`: i think this goes full-circle back to the fact that my mother doesn't live here: http://fraudsters.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/nsa-xl.jpg

14:02:03 pankkake: oh god. at least this is better than space docking

14:02:12 kleeck: ;; ud space docking

14:02:14 gribble: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=space%20docking | Brian squatted over her, lined it up, and began space docking. ... Like a space ship attempting to dock to a space station, "space docking" involves very accurate  ...

14:02:14 ozbot: Urban Dictionary: space docking

14:02:17 kakobrekla: the stuff people come up with.

14:02:22 jcpham: ;;ud felching

14:02:23 gribble: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=felching | The act of sucking semen from any human orafice, eg. anus, vagina, it can be done with a drinking straw when semen is deep inside the rectum.

14:02:24 ozbot: Urban Dictionary: felching

14:02:41 pankkake: I'm ok with that

14:02:47 kleeck: That space docking clip was a great tease!

14:02:49 nubbins`: see, some of these are a bit put-on. you can't just stick a straw up someone's ass

14:03:08 kleeck: ;; ud ass straw

14:03:09 gribble: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ass-straw | 1. ass-straw. Someone who likes the ass juice. Your such an ass-straw! Dude your boss is an ass-straw... mark as favorite buy ass-straw mugs & shirts. by Xer0  ...

14:03:10 ozbot: Urban Dictionary: ass-straw

14:03:11 jcpham: unless it's a silly straw

14:03:19 nubbins`: ^

14:03:22 kleeck: ;ud silly straw

14:03:31 kleeck: ;;ud silly straw

14:03:32 gribble: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Compton%20Silly%20Straw | The Compton Silly Straw is one of the most complicated sex moves on the planet. WARNING: It requires great flexibility, an average size penis, and ...

14:03:33 ozbot: Urban Dictionary: Compton Silly Straw

14:03:48 jcpham: ;;google silly straw

14:03:49 gribble: Amazon.com: American Science & Surplus Silly Straw Plastic ...: http://www.amazon.com/American-Science-Surplus-Plastic-Eyeglass/dp/B001JP9I5I; Silly Straw Eyeglasses | Stupid.com: http://www.stupid.com/silly-straw-eyeglasses.html; The Official Krazy Straw Web Site: http://www.krazystraws.com/

14:03:52 nubbins`: WARNING: it requires an average sized penis

14:04:03 kleeck: ;; ud nubbins

14:04:04 gribble: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=nubbins | 3. nubbins. 1. small breasts 2. nipples 3. fingers. 1. Check your nubbins! They're hanging out of your bathing suit, Savanna! 2. My nubbins look like milk duds! 3.

14:04:05 ozbot: Urban Dictionary: nubbins

14:04:13 jcpham: ;;ud smickles

14:04:14 gribble: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=proper%20smickles | 1) To be really good. 2) As replacement to okay or great. Note: Usually said with half-hearted meaning or sarcasm OR with little or no interest in ...

14:04:15 ozbot: Urban Dictionary: proper smickles

14:04:22 jcpham: boo

14:04:31 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] 2 @ 0.32 = 0.64 BTC [-]

14:04:32 kleeck: ;;ud jcpham

14:04:33 gribble: Google found nothing.

14:04:40 jcpham: i win the internet fuckers

14:04:46 nubbins`: ;;ud pham

14:04:47 kleeck: ;; ud worthless

14:04:49 gribble: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pham | 1. pham. common Vietnamese last name. Pham is super duper fun. mark as ... Pham. alternative word for 1. cute 2. cool 3. awesome 4. great. "omg instead of ...

14:04:50 ozbot: Urban Dictionary: pham

14:04:50 gribble: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=worthless | 1. worthless. magikarp. magikarp is one of the most worthless pokemon. it's only purpose is to evolve into gyrados. mark as favorite buy worthless mugs & shirts.

14:04:55 ozbot: Urban Dictionary: worthless

14:05:02 nubbins`: :(

14:05:15 kleeck: jcpham = Veitnamese Magikarp.

14:05:30 jcpham: yes

14:05:31 kleeck: ;;ud kleeck

14:05:32 gribble: http://www.urbandictionary.com/products.php?defid=2569666 | by Andrew Van Kleeck. Definition: A plant grown and smoked in south africa. Used as a weed substitute and also provides a little zip. Example: I stayed up all  ...

14:05:33 ozbot: Urban Dictionary: dagga dagga t-shirts, mugs and magnets

14:05:41 jcpham: please do not share these secrets

14:06:33 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIM] 10 @ 0.06999999 = 0.7 BTC [+]

14:08:23 nubbins`: okay, in this order: coffee, book binding, t-shirt mailouts, supper, meeting, jam

14:13:40 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 100 @ 0.0053 = 0.53 BTC [-]

14:17:23 pankkake: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=321228.0

14:17:25 ozbot: CoinSwap: Transaction graph disjoint trustless trading.

14:28:55 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5150 @ 0.00080729 = 4.1575 BTC [-] {2}

14:56:22 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.6 = 1.8 BTC [-]

15:05:31 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 88 @ 0.00528 = 0.4646 BTC [+]

15:08:34 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.63 BTC [+]

15:21:43 soypirate: ;;nick soypirate

15:21:45 gribble: Error: You don't have the admin capability. If you think that you should have this capability, be sure that you are identified before trying again. The 'whoami' command can tell you if you're identified.

15:21:57 soypirate: ;;whoami

15:21:58 gribble: I don't recognize you.

15:23:49 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1337 @ 0.00081394 = 1.0882 BTC [+]

15:24:50 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MG] 1337 @ 0.0002 = 0.2674 BTC [+]

15:28:52 kakobrekla: hm

15:29:06 kakobrekla: im down to lesser number of euros than bitcoin again.

15:29:33 bob____: who is being cute?

15:29:40 bob____: buying leet amounts of mpoe + mg

15:29:53 kakobrekla: havent even noticed.

15:29:59 bob____: ^ last two sales

15:30:04 kakobrekla: i see nao

15:30:26 bob____: and where's the love for bitbet?

15:31:16 kakobrekla: cant afford it all ya know

15:31:20 bob____: hehe

15:32:59 soypirate: /msg NickServ VERIFY REGISTER soypirate ladkuxgdzcuh

15:33:13 kakobrekla: change your password

15:33:34 kleeck: OMG D00DS: http://ireport.cnn.com/docs/DOC-1054541

15:33:38 kleeck: RUN FOR TEH HILLZ

15:34:01 bob____: the british are coming!

15:34:14 TomServo: potentially disastrous

15:34:36 kleeck: OMG EVERY1 IZ FOLLOWING SUIT!

15:35:08 bob____: so cnn lets anyone post shit to their site? that is really odd

15:35:34 bob____: the author of that post joined cnn "iReport" today

15:35:36 kleeck: not sure what "irereport" really means.

15:35:42 kleeck: oh

15:35:45 kleeck: iREPORT.

15:35:46 kleeck: Clever.

15:35:50 kleeck: AKA Blog.

15:36:09 bob____: not even blog. more like a wiki i guess. anyone can post.

15:36:12 kleeck: How can I write a blog that looks like news... hmmm... Oh, look CNN.


15:36:55 bob____: "and this time it will be permanent"

15:37:05 kleeck: "FOR.EV.ER"

15:37:32 kleeck: "I'm not saying I can see the future, Bob, but this over. Permanently."

15:38:28 kleeck: Did anyone read the /r/bestof post regarding the phrase, "I'm all for" or "I'm not saying" pre-cursor?

15:39:20 kleeck: The conclusion being: Anytime someone starts a phrase with "Look, I'm all for X, but Y" the Y == NOT being all for X at all.

15:39:44 kleeck: Or "I'm not saying X, but Y" Y == saying X.

15:40:27 bob____: google can't find it.

15:40:57 kleeck: Ex, "I'm not saying it's ok to operate on stereeotypical assumptions, but I'll always have Jew do my taxes."

15:41:11 bob____: and be my doctor

15:41:15 kleeck: etc etc

15:41:49 kleeck: I kept trying to come up with exceptions. Couldn't.

15:43:12 nubbins`: bitcoin to the mars

15:46:43 bitesak: ;;ticker

15:46:44 gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 214.00000, Best ask: 214.11110, Bid-ask spread: 0.11110, Last trade: 214.11109, 24 hour volume: 9684.37267783, 24 hour low: 210.00000, 24 hour high: 216.50000, 24 hour vwap: 213.46971

16:48:33 dexX7: http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/1pj7yq/why_i_believe_were_on_the_cusp_of_the_3rd_great/

16:48:33 ozbot: Why I believe we're on the cusp of the 3rd great Bitcoin bubble : Bitcoin

16:49:34 bob____: um, i just read on cnn that bitcoin is toast.

16:50:02 dexX7: really, the post is great ;)

16:50:50 MTBmanTT: good read

16:51:15 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.6325 = 1.265 BTC [+] {2}

16:51:27 jcpham: except it came from reddit

16:52:07 bob____: so.. his theory is that last time the crash was due in large part to gox not being able to handle the volume. But this time we have bitstamp!

16:52:16 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 172 @ 0.00522969 = 0.8995 BTC [-] {7}

16:52:41 dexX7: hehe

16:53:34 KRS-: When did CNN decide bitcoin is over?

16:54:06 bob____: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=30-10-2013#362542

16:54:09 ozbot: #bitcoin-assets log

16:55:21 dexX7: very vague

17:07:14 ColdHardMetal: http://money.cnn.com/2013/05/14/investing/bremmer-bitcoin/?iid=EL

17:07:14 ozbot: Ian Bremmer: Bitcoin won't last but virtual currencies will - May. 14, 2013

17:09:09 ColdHardMetal: although that's from May. Just linked from a Oct 29 story.

17:09:21 ColdHardMetal: http://money.cnn.com/2013/10/29/investing/london-bitcoin-exchange/

17:09:22 ozbot: London Bitcoin exchange opens for business - Oct. 29, 2013

17:16:36 pigeons: http://www.wired.co.uk/news/archive/2013-10/24/bitcoin-exchange-collapse-glbse

17:16:37 ozbot: Founder reflects on the closure of Bitcoin stock exchange GLBSE (Wired UK)

17:17:57 pigeons: ok, seriously, what I don't get. If its okay to open an exchange in the UK so long as you comply with all Food and Drug Administration safety rules, why did he have to close GLBT?

17:19:19 jurov: GLBSE was *stock* exchange, rather fickle animal

17:19:57 pigeons: ah

17:20:20 jcpham: trading tokens is fine

17:20:29 jcpham: just not stocks, eh

17:20:42 dexX7: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FDA_(trade_union) < i think this is the "fda"

17:21:00 pigeons: dexX7: stop ruining my fun with facts

17:21:23 jurov: i think twas only freudian slip, elsewhere they mention only the FSA

17:21:33 pigeons: yeah

17:21:44 pigeons: more fun to call it FDA, again

17:22:01 dexX7: haha fine

17:22:06 dexX7: sorry ._."

17:23:38 jurov: GLBSE was insanitary, FDA closed it

17:25:50 pankkake: hmm… maybe it was a rat that chewed mpex's power cables

17:27:42 jurov: you mean the *same* rat?

17:28:16 jurov: maybe it chewed at btct, too

17:33:57 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 85 @ 0.00539999 = 0.459 BTC [+]

17:35:59 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 181 @ 0.001099 = 0.1989 BTC [+]

17:40:03 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 56 @ 0.0054 = 0.3024 BTC [+]

17:41:04 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 671 @ 0.00546837 = 3.6693 BTC [+] {3}

17:49:38 jcpham: https://www.paypal-blueprint.com/about

17:49:39 ozbot: PayPal | Startup Blueprint

17:59:17 pigeons: step 1.

17:59:30 topace: man the crypto-locker phone calls keep on coming

17:59:35 topace: getting 2-5/ day now

17:59:41 topace: people want to buy exactly 2.00 bitcoins

17:59:43 topace: i know why

17:59:45 topace: right awya

18:12:35 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2400 @ 0.00081286 = 1.9509 BTC [-]

18:15:38 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.6395 BTC [+]

18:17:40 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.6395 BTC [+]

18:23:19 jurov: does anyone know how to access signature function in electrum? i want to make a cheatsheet for users

18:24:32 bitesak: jurov: I do

18:25:07 jurov: if it's just a menu, pls write it here

18:25:16 bitesak: go to the

18:25:19 bitesak: oops

18:25:27 jurov: it it's involved (like on blockchain.info), pls male a screenshot

18:26:11 jurov: *make

18:27:45 dexX7: jurov: go to receive - right click on one of your addresses - sign message

18:28:15 bitesak: ok, I need to switch computer and come back for the screenshot, it was pretty straightforward, with right click the address you wish to use under the 'receive' tab, signature, copy paste the coinbr phrase and hit sign

18:28:29 jurov: no it's not necessary

18:28:34 bitesak: great

18:28:36 jurov: if it';s right there on receive tab

18:28:41 bitesak: yup

18:28:43 jurov: thx

18:28:52 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 393 @ 0.00254249 = 0.9992 BTC [+] {3}

18:29:01 jurov: you won't believe what hassle blockchain.info makes of it

18:29:09 bitesak: i do

18:32:27 bitesak: i tried their android app which was a real hassle

18:39:01 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3050 @ 0.0008131 = 2.48 BTC [+]

18:42:17 bitesak: ;;avgprc usd 24h

18:42:18 gribble: 203.84

18:43:30 bob____: ;;bc,24hprc

18:43:31 gribble: 203.84

18:45:07 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 1 @ 0.34 BTC [+]

18:54:16 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1889 @ 0.00081331 = 1.5363 BTC [+] {2}

18:55:17 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2450 @ 0.00081505 = 1.9969 BTC [+]

18:58:04 nubbins`: one of those days where you just keep drinking coffee until you feel ill

19:03:29 bob____: what an evil napkin drawing

19:03:36 bob____: http://www.washingtonpost.com/world/national-security/nsa-infiltrates-links-to-yahoo-google-data-centers-worldwide-snowden-documents-say/2013/10/30/e51d661e-4166-11e3-8b74-d89d714ca4dd_story.html

19:03:36 ozbot: NSA infiltrates links to Yahoo, Google data centers worldwide, Snowden documents say - The Washingto

19:03:52 jurov: nubbins`: so you are still on point 1 of your todo list?

19:04:04 jurov: you procrasturbator

19:04:31 nubbins`: i inserted "coffee" again between items 3 and 4

19:05:09 kakobrekla: must learn to simplify things

19:05:17 kakobrekla: i have a todo with only 1 task

19:05:26 kakobrekla: which is to look at the other todo

19:05:28 nubbins`: the people behind me in the lineup at the post office were displeased with me

19:05:33 kakobrekla: feels much less restraining

19:05:53 nubbins`: "hi, i'd like to send a dozen small parcels to various countries"

19:06:01 jurov: kakobrekla: what if it links to itself?

19:06:12 kakobrekla: im all done then!

19:06:20 nubbins`: all done, or panic?

19:06:25 kakobrekla: first.

19:06:54 kakobrekla: hierarchy exists so stupid shit cant happen

19:07:15 KRS-: lawlz

19:13:35 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1242 @ 0.00081435 = 1.0114 BTC [-]

19:14:29 jurov: https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1385388_654165651294840_1903427906_n.jpg ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY ATM

19:22:46 nubbins`: mildly amusing that all these news stories are talking about "world's first bitcoin atm!", but in canada they're referred to as ABMs (automated banking machines)

19:24:23 KRS-: amusing is the fact that I live in the most prominent, free, capitalist country in the world and have the most barriers to entry.

19:24:44 Diablo-D3: nubbins`: I saw a story that said ATM machine

19:24:53 Diablo-D3: I wanted to beat them with a tire iron

19:25:45 nubbins`: KRS-: when you say "free"...

19:26:01 nubbins`: Diablo-D3: just punch your PIN number into this ATM machine for me

19:26:28 nubbins`: then we'll hop into our boat and proceed at 10 knots per hour

19:27:32 pankkake: what's wrong with an ass to mouth machine?

19:28:19 nubbins`: heh

19:28:38 nubbins`: talk like that leads to human-robot apocalypses

19:40:01 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 174 @ 0.00267224 = 0.465 BTC [+] {5}

19:41:02 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 326 @ 0.00267584 = 0.8723 BTC [+]

19:45:49 dub: in soviet canada its called Automated Buttcoin Moosecock

19:46:07 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 600 @ 0.00520427 = 3.1226 BTC [-] {9}

19:46:24 pigeons: heh http://www.cnbc.com/id/101138137

19:48:09 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 35 @ 0.0051 = 0.1785 BTC [-]

19:49:03 jcpham: pigeons I'm seeinga cointerra miner banner ad on that cnbc page

19:49:20 jcpham: also read that article earlier

19:49:26 jcpham: twitter gaonna tank hard

19:50:37 pigeons: http://donation.itunix.eu/

19:50:41 bob____: banner ad is retargeted. you've been on cointerra website recently

19:52:43 dub: if $50 is a serious financial problem its time to kill yourself

19:53:13 KRS-: HAHAHA

19:53:36 dub: or is that 3645eu? I cant read kroutmath

19:55:16 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.6 BTC [-]

19:55:58 b0n1: someone from bitstamp team here?

19:56:06 b0n1: are they hanging around on irc?

19:58:09 KRS-: hi b0n1 can i help you

20:01:22 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 1450 @ 0.00505001 = 7.3225 BTC [-] {5}

20:05:26 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 403 @ 0.00108001 = 0.4352 BTC [-]

20:08:29 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1400 @ 0.00081506 = 1.1411 BTC [+] {2}

20:10:31 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.61983666 = 1.8595 BTC [+] {3}

20:25:06 smickles: "kroutmath" lol

20:37:58 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3400 @ 0.00081432 = 2.7687 BTC [-] {2}

20:38:46 smickles: $avg

20:38:47 mpexbot: smickles: 203.84

20:47:07 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5000 @ 0.00081527 = 4.0764 BTC [+] {2}

20:51:07 dexX7: i just watched http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tume6vspgeg, it's worth watching

20:53:32 BuyingCoins: selling bitwash.cu.cc invitation codes for 1BTC (2 left)

20:53:50 mircea_popescu: what's that ?

20:55:15 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6613 @ 0.00081629 = 5.3981 BTC [+] {3}

20:55:22 nubbins`: "Bitwash.cu.cc is the most popular and safest bitcoin laundering marketplace with the manual escrow system."

20:55:25 nubbins`: lel

20:55:48 BuyingCoins: Coin for Coin marketplace, I'm selling invitation code for buyer account, regular price for buy acc on webiste is 5BTC

20:55:48 mircea_popescu: how can it be the most popular if its starting up

20:56:02 mircea_popescu: dawg the mpex model is spreading

20:56:19 BuyingCoins: I dont know, traded only twice, just selling codes here :)

20:56:22 dexX7: "This is only [sic] still active Bitcoin 'cleaning' market."

20:59:53 dexX7: lol "Bitcoin has received a 'blessing' from the Church of St. John the Evangelist, which became the first Catholic church to accept bitcoin for donations..." from https://www.secondmarket.com/education/reports/bitcoin-buzz-issue-3?mgs1=82f0dzp1NO

21:00:23 Namworld: secondmarket knows what really matters...

21:00:59 dexX7: didn't you contacted them recently?

21:01:16 Namworld: What? No why?

21:01:47 dexX7: ah, just a guess.. because you opened a thread on btctalk, i think

21:02:14 dexX7: something like "the (inofficial) sm thread" or so

21:02:37 Namworld: Oh yeah. Because not many on the forums were talking about it. Seems no one cares about secondmarket's fund.

21:02:53 dexX7: ah okay

21:03:09 Namworld: I was in touch with them for completly unrelated reasons tho.

21:04:24 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19582 @ 0.00081829 = 16.0238 BTC [+] {5}

21:13:33 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5026 @ 0.00081928 = 4.1177 BTC [+] {2}

21:13:33 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 100 @ 0.00267613 = 0.2676 BTC [-]

21:15:35 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 84 @ 0.00539949 = 0.4536 BTC [+] {3}

21:19:05 jcpham: these guys are interested in investments

21:19:10 jcpham: some of them

21:20:32 jcpham: <Bitzino> -Bitzino Casino Investment opportunities available. One of the Internet's largest and established Bitcoin casinos. PM Me here, or contact us at https://bitzino.com/support for more information regarding expected returns. Invest for a week, bi weekly, or a month

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21:20:45 Bitzino: Thanks Jcpham.

21:20:47 jcpham: ^ that too

21:20:52 jcpham: :)

21:21:27 dub: spam at me bro

21:21:47 jcpham: dub it's not 1%/day i'm pretty sure

21:21:59 dub: I especially how its the largest and most established but never before heard of thing on the internets

21:22:18 Bitzino: Pretty sure we are first result on google when you type in "Bitcoin casino"

21:22:31 jcpham: oops

21:22:42 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 1 @ 0.31520001 BTC [-]

21:22:43 dub: pretty sure if I could cause your death with a mouse click right now I would do so

21:22:49 jcpham: i told him he was spamming

21:23:43 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.64 BTC [+]

21:28:28 mircea_popescu: dub i vaguely recall it from the forum digests.

21:29:49 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIM] 369 @ 0.05564119 = 20.5316 BTC [-] {8}

21:33:53 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.64 BTC [+]

21:48:07 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 2200 @ 0.00016 = 0.352 BTC [-]

21:50:09 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 265 @ 0.00266977 = 0.7075 BTC [-] {2}

21:50:10 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2550 @ 0.00081446 = 2.0769 BTC [-] {2}

21:53:12 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 2 @ 0.1585 = 0.317 BTC [-]

21:54:13 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5400 @ 0.00082132 = 4.4351 BTC [+]

21:55:14 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 1119 @ 0.001081 = 1.2096 BTC [-] {2}

21:55:15 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 790 @ 0.00016 = 0.1264 BTC [-]

22:00:19 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIM] 18 @ 0.0551 = 0.9918 BTC [-]

22:03:22 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 69 @ 0.00514 = 0.3547 BTC [-] {2}

22:04:23 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 250 @ 0.00503562 = 1.2589 BTC [-] {9}

22:04:24 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.6 = 2.4 BTC [-] {2}

22:48:06 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7500 @ 0.00082132 = 6.1599 BTC [+]

22:55:13 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 23 @ 0.005 = 0.115 BTC [-] {3}

23:00:18 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] [PAID] 32.87308080 BTC to 9`303 shares, 353360 satoshi per share

23:00:18 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 100 @ 0.00511199 = 0.5112 BTC [+] {2}

23:01:19 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 200 @ 0.00107245 = 0.2145 BTC [-] {4}

23:02:20 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 138 @ 0.00513999 = 0.7093 BTC [+] {2}

23:06:24 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 40 @ 0.00513999 = 0.2056 BTC [+] {2}

23:08:26 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.595 BTC [-]

23:24:21 benkay: ;;help

23:24:23 gribble: The bot responds when you start a line with the ! character. A good starting point for exploring the bot is the !facts command. You can also visit the bot's website for a list of help topics and documentation: http://gribble.sourceforge.net/

23:24:28 benkay: !help

23:24:28 assbot: List of commands:

23:24:29 assbot: !ticker <exchange> <ticker> (desc: returns current ticker values, supported: MPEX, HAVELOCK, BTCTCO) {short: !t}

23:24:30 assbot: !last <exchange> <ticker> (desc: returns last price value, supported: MPEX, HAVELOCK, BTCTCO) {short: !l}

23:24:31 assbot: !mp <signcrypted dpaste.com url> (desc: returns the response from MPEX order)

23:24:32 assbot: !rules <nick/chan> (desc: chan guidelines) {short: !r}

23:24:33 assbot: !exchanges <nick/chan> (desc: lists exchanges and brokers) {short: !e}

23:24:34 assbot: !jd (desc: returns relevant stats from https://just-dice.com)

23:24:35 assbot: !bash <lines> (desc: bashes last <lines> lines to bash) {short: !b}

23:24:36 assbot: !quote <lines> (desc: quotes last <lines> lines and returns dpaste url) {short: !q}

23:30:48 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] 2 @ 0.4 = 0.8 BTC [+]

23:36:52 mircea_popescu: http://www.reddit.com/r/gadgets/comments/1pkr9q/cardano_pricepoint_released/ < if anyone got a voting account...

23:39:57 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 1000 @ 0.00016 = 0.16 BTC [-]

23:50:05 benkay: ping mircea_popescu please see pm

23:51:55 mircea_popescu: aye